- 1 week ago
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:01How's it going, Al?
00:02All right, all right.
00:05Is everything all right, Tone?
00:07It's going to be all right, and we're running out of time.
00:10Yes.
00:10Good.
00:11Yeah, um, Kelvin, look, I've got all these stickers for everybody.
00:14They've all got to put them on their costumes.
00:15Oh, right.
00:16Um, I've got the class for your toga, Tone,
00:19and Ethel made you this sort of reef thing.
00:22It's going to look really good.
00:24Um, Al, are you sure you don't want to be a rounder?
00:29Yeah, yeah, quite sure.
00:30Look, you're really into this local history stuff, ain't you, Kelvin?
00:32Well, you've got to do these things properly, ain't you?
00:34Look, if you want this float ready by one o'clock,
00:36just clear all this rubbish out of my way, will you?
00:38This ain't rubbish.
00:38I was up half the night getting all this ready.
00:40I'm exhausted.
00:41Look, here's your Spanish flip-flops.
00:42Huh?
00:43For your feet, Dad.
00:44Roman generals didn't wear size 12 DMs.
00:46You know, I don't know what's wrong with you today.
00:47You're a complete misery.
00:48Look, just leave me alone, right?
00:49All right, okay.
00:50Blasted carnival.
00:51I didn't want anything to do with it in the first place.
00:53It's a bore.
00:54It's a waste of time.
00:56I mean, and especially, I don't like having to budge with the same stupid float twice
01:00because of some moronic thugs.
01:02I mean, why couldn't they stick to telephone boxes and be done with it?
01:06Look at me.
01:07I can't go out like this.
01:09But you've got to look like that, Paul, to look the part.
01:11No, it's, I mean...
01:12Oh, look, it's fine, honestly.
01:13You look terrific.
01:14I'm terrific, you mean.
01:16Terrifically fat.
01:17You're just going out to the right places, that's all.
01:19Here, look, come here, let's put this apron on.
01:20Oh, I feel like it's a silly calf.
01:22He looks lovely and the hat looks great and old.
01:24Oh, yeah, one of Arthur's hangies.
01:26Oh, well, stick your bust out.
01:27Be proud of it.
01:28I would if I had your figure.
01:29Oh, blimey, sis.
01:30Stop it, Pete.
01:31Yeah, give me them oranges and you go through and annoy Arthur and stop embarrassing me.
01:35Blimey, I never knew you.
01:36Yeah, all right.
01:37Go on.
01:39You all right, Art?
01:39What are you going as, then, eh?
01:41A whole purty thought.
01:43You are taking part, aren't you, mate?
01:45No fear.
01:46Catch me standing on a float, catching me deaf, looking like a wally.
01:49Hello, Arthur, darling.
01:50Fancy an orange?
01:52Oh, blimey.
01:53Good Lord, Pauline.
01:55Whoever are you supposed to be?
01:56Twiggy, Mum.
01:57Who else?
01:58It's little Nell.
01:59Nell Gwynn, Ethel.
02:01Nell Gwynn.
02:01Yeah, not so much as a little neighbor.
02:03Here, here.
02:04Whoever you are, it's indecent.
02:06Carry yourself.
02:07That girl, for goodness sake.
02:09And I'm Miss Wartam Wulford.
02:11Oh, very nice, Ethel.
02:12I would have been Miss Wulford, 1936.
02:14But my costume got mugged.
02:17Fandermised.
02:18Yes, yes.
02:20And then Lofty went and got all hysterical.
02:23Historical?
02:24No, no, hysterical.
02:27He flapped.
02:28And I mean, I couldn't replace my first costume because of my economy drive.
02:32Hiya.
02:33Here you go.
02:34Thanks, Chef.
02:34Blimey, Mum.
02:35Here, here.
02:36And Miss World War II.
02:38Lovely, yeah, right.
02:40Oh, look, this is lovely.
02:41Did you mind ending it?
02:41Not at all.
02:42I've got to go back and do Sharon's house.
02:43See you all later.
02:44Oh, jeez.
02:45Morning, troops.
02:46I've come for the commode, but I've got one or two other things for you.
02:50Good.
02:50I want you to wear them two.
02:52And if you can pin that to your chest.
02:55And, Paulie, if you can pin that to your...
02:58Take your eyes off my daughter, please, Lofty.
03:00Oh, this is just an excuse, isn't it?
03:02To see a bit more than you should.
03:03Yeah, I mean, what has Nellie Gwynn got to do with Wulford anyway?
03:06Oh, well, that's interesting, actually, Pete.
03:07You see, King Charles had this love nest.
03:09Yeah, yeah, all right, Lofty.
03:10Take your word for it.
03:11There is a connection.
03:12I told you he was hysterical.
03:14Oh, come on, Lofty.
03:14Come and get me commode.
03:16And you'll have to help me lift the pot plants out.
03:18Yeah, all right, just a minute.
03:19Pete, I've got this for you.
03:21Right, and there's one for Kath there as well.
03:23I'll see everybody at the Queen Vic have one for me.
03:25Yeah, yeah, all right.
03:27What's all this about?
03:29It means I'm a Victorian capitalist there.
03:31Grinding the face of the poor.
03:32And whose lucky face would that be, Pete?
03:34Ian's, of course.
03:35Pete, look.
03:36Oh, my God.
03:37I didn't know in the 60s, did you?
03:39This is what I looked like.
03:39Oh, I think I prefer you the way you are, Kathy, to be honest.
03:43It, Lofty, intends me to carry this or wear it.
03:47I mean, I don't know, do I?
03:48I'll have a go, though, I'm a sport.
03:51Oh, oh, here, what do you think, Pete?
03:54What do you think?
03:55Oh, my God.
03:56I borrowed it from Sharon.
03:57Well, rats carried the bubonic plague, you see,
03:59so I thought you could sort of have it near you on the float,
04:01well, with Andy's skeleton and kind of sing Ring of Ring of Roses as you go along.
04:05I beg your pardon?
04:06Well, in a weak voice, like you're dying of the Black Death.
04:10I mean, that's what it was all about, you know, Ring of Ring of Roses.
04:13No, no, no, no.
04:13It was the great plague of London, son, not the Black Death.
04:16Right?
04:16Oh, Andy, don't complicate things.
04:18It's just starting to be a sonically accurate, love.
04:20Well, anyway, you've got to make, like, you're really ill, right?
04:23I mean, no make-up and all hair all straggly.
04:25And get some red blotches on your face for the rash.
04:28And, oh, don't forget the rat, will you?
04:30I won't.
04:30Bye, Lofty.
04:31And can you hurry up, because we've only got a little while.
04:36Honestly, it's so ridiculous.
04:38Says the whole thing.
04:40Perhaps it'd seem less ridiculous if you get your night together, love.
04:42Get a bit more organised.
04:43I mean, poor or Lofty, I mean, you've got to give him a hand, love.
04:45I am organised.
04:46I know exactly what I'm going to wear.
04:48It's just a matter of putting it on.
04:50Yeah.
04:52Anyway, how can I concentrate on this stupid carnival
04:54when I've got my whole future to decide?
04:56Yeah, and about time to...
04:58I mean my personal future.
05:01Oh, Andy, I can't keep it to myself any longer.
05:04What is it, love?
05:05I need advice.
05:08You are my best friend.
05:09Come on, then, fire away.
05:10What is it, hmm?
05:11Well, I don't really know how to put this.
05:13I mean, I don't want you to be hurt or jealous.
05:16I mean, I haven't even made up my mind yet.
05:19Made your mind up about what?
05:24Roy's asked me to marry him.
05:29Congratulations.
05:31Andy, I told you I haven't accepted him.
05:34I told him I couldn't possibly think of such a thing at this moment.
05:39I mean, such a muddle.
05:41Look, you know me better than anybody and you're so sensible.
05:45What do you think I should do?
05:47Look, Debs, you don't need my advice, love.
05:49Nor anyone else's, because you always manage to do exactly what you want.
05:55Oh.
05:56Well, the only thing's your air-namer.
05:58They don't look right being short.
05:59Yeah, I know, but look, I can cover it like this, see?
06:01Then it won't notice.
06:03Is it all right if I hang on near a bit?
06:05I don't want to go back to Debs.
06:06A bit heavy over there, is it?
06:07I don't know.
06:08Funny atmosphere.
06:10I'm avoiding Debs and Andy.
06:11I'm avoiding Wixie.
06:13Wixie?
06:14You made a bit of a pass at her and she didn't appreciate it, did you?
06:16Lucky old you.
06:17That's what I say, eh, Mary?
06:18It depends.
06:19It depends whether you like being chased around by somebody you don't fancy.
06:23It's like Ian and Calvin.
06:24They're all over me and I don't like it.
06:26Well, tell them.
06:27Tell them you don't fancy them.
06:28Is that what you said to Wixie?
06:29Not exactly.
06:31What exciting lives everyone seems to lead except for me.
06:34You know, Neymar, there's a lot in what you were saying the other day about arranged marriages and that.
06:38In fact, I'm going to look around for an arranged boyfriend.
06:42Arranged by who?
06:43Me, of course.
06:44I want him to be good looking, nice character, good prospects.
06:47Really sensible choice.
06:48I see.
06:49And what sort of say does he have in all this?
06:50You won't know what's at him.
06:51I'm going to look around the square for a likely lad.
06:54Sounds like Andy's going begging.
06:56Andy won't fancy you.
06:57Why not?
06:59It just won't, that's all.
07:00Oh, I think Mary fancies Andy girls.
07:03Shut up, Sharon.
07:05See how, mate?
07:06I hope that carnival's lively.
07:07Is that fine?
07:09It's Mary upstairs.
07:11I've been looking everywhere for her.
07:12Yeah, go on up, sweetheart.
07:13What, Spielberg?
07:13Had your nervous prank down yet?
07:14No, no.
07:15You're going to be ready, all right, then?
07:16Lofty, have I ever been out and let anyone down?
07:18No, no, but you don't look anything like ready.
07:20We're running out of time.
07:21Because I'm waiting for my horse.
07:23You can't be Dick Turpin without an horse, can you?
07:25I hope you've got it organised, a big sooty one.
07:26Damn, don't tease him.
07:28Of course he'll be there, darling.
07:29Wait till you see his costume.
07:31I hide it Saturday.
07:31It is a knockout.
07:33Mind your back.
07:35Oh, well, back to the one-woman show.
07:37Look, just go easy on the brand, yeah?
07:38Here, do you reckon someone made a mistake?
07:40No-one's made a mistake.
07:41Sharon doing her magpie bit again.
07:42That was just a one-off.
07:44You probably took it to a party and forgot.
07:45No, darling.
07:46Some thieving little toerag is stealing our booze.
07:49Oh, come on, party, Sharon!
07:52I can't, I'm trying as long as I can't.
07:54Push them both together and do the zip-up.
07:55I can't.
07:57Who'd you say these belong to?
07:58Sheena.
07:59Sheena!
07:59She can't wear Sheena's trousers.
08:01She's not tall and skinny, man.
08:03And you're sort of short and cut, you've done it.
08:04But look, she can't wear Sheena's trousers.
08:06Yeah, she can.
08:06Mel, give, they're elasticated.
08:08Give, yeah, give me heart attack.
08:09Can everyone else a good laugh?
08:11I'm a sliver.
08:12Look like they've been sprayed on.
08:15What, uh, sorry, I just got Mary's costume.
08:17Thanks, Mum.
08:18Sorry.
08:20Can you be ready to go in about 20 minutes, please?
08:31Come on, everybody, where are you?
08:33Get crowded late, I suppose, when the carnival starts.
08:35I certainly hope so.
08:37I mean, that's what I made all the extra rolls for, the rush.
08:39The rush, what a joke.
08:55There.
08:56Oh.
08:56Keep still, Dad.
08:57Oh.
08:58There.
08:59Let me see you.
09:00Oh, that looks great.
09:03Thanks.
09:03Oh, cheer up.
09:04Look, all you've got to do is stand on top of the float and be admired.
09:06And in a couple of ads, it'll all be over.
09:08You'll never have to think about this again.
09:09Good.
09:10Look, why don't you get the float now?
09:13We can drive it round in front of the vick and you can get yourself a drink, eh?
09:16What?
09:16In this?
09:17Don't be ridiculous.
09:19Come and roll me, mate.
09:20It's so useful.
09:37Dad, Dad.
09:39Tony, Tony.
09:40Mum?
09:41What's going on?
09:42Neville, he made me.
09:43I don't know what to do, Tony.
09:45Sit down.
09:46We've run away.
09:47I don't know what to do.
09:48What's Cassie saying?
09:50I thought he was going to kill her.
09:52I had to fight him off.
09:53Look, look.
09:54Tell me what happened, Hannah.
09:55I don't stay, Tony.
09:57I just couldn't.
09:57Come on.
09:58Come on, what?
09:59Well, he's violent.
10:00You can't control him.
10:00See, Dad.
10:01I told you all that.
10:01Look, shut up, Kevin.
10:02What has he done to Cassie?
10:04Nothing.
10:04Nothing.
10:05I stopped him.
10:05He was going to beat me a stick.
10:07A stick?
10:08Riding whip.
10:08He's got this riding whip.
10:10But I hit him the cavern of sleep for Mum.
10:12Has he hit you with this whip before?
10:13Yes.
10:13I didn't know, Tony.
10:15I swear to you.
10:15And what about her arm when she slipped and broke her arm?
10:19Huh?
10:20Cassie, was that Neville too?
10:22Well, why didn't you tell me the truth?
10:23Why did you lie to me?
10:25Oh, Tony, please, stop it.
10:26Stop it.
10:27I'm going to kill him.
10:28Oh, no.
10:28Just calm down.
10:29Come on.
10:29They're both the one reason.
10:31They're both safe.
10:31He doesn't know where you're going.
10:32He doesn't care anymore.
10:33He's a bastard.
10:34Oh, Dad, please.
10:35No, just stay.
10:35No, I've got to see him.
10:36No more violence, please, Tony.
10:37We've got to be in the corner of it anyway.
10:41Oh, God.
10:46Is this Debs?
10:48Yes, sweetheart.
10:48Here, Paul.
10:49Yeah?
10:49And watch your oranges don't get cold this weather, darling.
10:52It's a bit make me happy.
10:52She'll let me best start.
10:54Here I'm, Debs.
10:58Excuse me.
11:02Oh, look at Lucky.
11:04She's drinking, darling.
11:06No.
11:07Look at them.
11:08Look at them all.
11:09Have you ever seen such a tatty-looking punch for all your life?
11:13Look at Pete.
11:14I would have thought it'd have had more sense.
11:16On second goals, perhaps I wouldn't know.
11:19Oh, come on, Dad.
11:20Look, Mum wanted us to do this kind of, all right?
11:22Give her time to calm down and we can see what we all have when we go back.
11:25Back in the minutes.
11:27Now what?
11:28Oh, but, Debs, you haven't done what I said.
11:30I said you're supposed to look terrible.
11:31I know, but I wouldn't make my hair look greasy.
11:33It would have looked awful.
11:34But that's the whole point.
11:35You're supposed to look horrible.
11:36You're supposed to be dying.
11:37I mean, you've got to have that red rash all over your...
11:40Where's the rat?
11:41It's in the bag.
11:42Oh, look, I'm sorry, Debs.
11:43It's just not good enough.
11:44Lofty, leave it to me.
11:46Debbie, if you're supposed to have the black death,
11:48there's no point you're trying to look like a fashion model, aren't you?
11:50Yeah, that's right.
11:51Look, come on.
11:51I'll sort her out.
11:52By the time I finish her, she'll look in all right.
11:54Come on, then.
11:56Right, now then, everybody.
11:59Where's Tom, Lofty?
11:59I don't know where my dad's gone.
12:01And them?
12:02Where's them?
12:02All right, patience, Lofty.
12:03He'll be here.
12:04He'll be here.
12:06I'm going to give the old thing a miss.
12:08No, I'm not a carnival tart, really.
12:10No, it's a quiet afternoon on your lot, mate.
12:12I'm going to plant me broad beans, me peas,
12:14and maybe a second row of carrots.
12:16A pea!
12:17You don't have to look the right wallet.
12:19Oh, thanks very much.
12:21Right, what's the plan, Lofty?
12:22Do you want to stand?
12:24Here, go.
12:24What's all this?
12:25Well, we're going to be one Roman short, I'm afraid.
12:27Lofty, it's from David.
12:28Oh, no!
12:28Sorry.
12:29Oh, where's he gone, then?
12:30I don't know, but he's getting right on my nerves at the moment.
12:31Well, we've got to have a Roman.
12:32He comes right after me.
12:34Is that a Roman's going to Romey?
12:36Well, look, we just have to find someone else, people.
12:40Yeah.
12:41And I just know who, and all follow me.
12:44I know what I say.
12:46I'm dead formed up.
12:48I don't know if she's supposed to, ever.
12:49Well, I just hope I don't see right.
12:51That's all right.
12:52I'm tired.
12:55Here, have these shoes!
12:56Come on, get your trousers off!
12:57Use!
12:57I don't want to be a Roman soldier!
12:59Let's get your trousers off!
13:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
13:03no.
13:03No, I don't want to!
13:04All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
13:06All right, I promise I'll take part, I promise.
13:08But let me go as a Wolford gardener.
13:10A Wolford gardener, please!
13:12No, you can't be a Roman.
13:13No, no, no, I'll go and clamp me boots a spade, eh?
13:15There's your laurel wreath.
13:17And here's a bunch of grapes.
13:18And here's your Spanish flip-flops.
13:19Oh, no, not the flip-flops! Anything but the flip-flops!
13:23Hold up!
13:25Danny!
13:44You've got to give all these labels out! Everybody pin their labels!
13:50Come on, darling!
13:51You look after Martin!
13:58Come on, darling!
13:59Come on, darling!
13:59Come on, darling!
14:00Come on, darling!
14:01Come on, darling!
14:03Come on, darling!
14:05Come on, darling! You'd better get you in before your ears get shot off!
14:08Back to work!
14:09I suppose someone's got to look after the club!
14:12When are you going? Are you doing?
14:13Yeah, about last night.
14:15Oh, well, come! I'll cook for something before you go!
14:17Well, thanks, darling! I'm not very hungry!
14:19Yeah!
14:21Come and force yourself, eh?
14:25Come on, sweetheart!
14:31Come on, darling!
14:32Yeah, fine, thanks!
14:33Have a good boy!
14:36Hardly seems worth staying open, does it?
14:38Let's forget it, Angie!
14:40I can't face anything to you, honestly!
14:42Oh, well, just have a drink with me, eh?
14:45Oh, just take your coat off, darling!
14:47You make yourself an aggmai!
14:48Yeah!
14:52Come on, darling!
14:56Come on, darling!
15:16You make yourself an aggmai!
15:19Yeah!
15:20Yeah!
15:22Yeah!
15:25Yeah!
15:27Yeah!
15:28Yeah!
15:30Yeah!
15:31Yeah!
15:34Yeah!
15:35You know, it makes me feel really old, missin' all the fun!
15:38Yeah!
15:39How do you think it makes me feel?
15:40Oh, never mind, love!
15:42You'll soon be back in this room!
15:51There you go, darling!
15:52Oh, cheers, love!
15:53All right!
15:55You look a bit fed up with yourself today, if you don't mind me saying so!
15:59Well, I'm not so much fed up as jealous, I suppose!
16:02Oh, Debs, eh?
16:03No, no!
16:05Or that bloody policeman, PC Plot!
16:07Eh?
16:08Do you know he's asked Debs to marry him?
16:11To what?
16:12Yep!
16:13Down on one knee, the fool works!
16:15Blimey!
16:17She actually asked my advice, Ange!
16:19As if I had no feelings at all!
16:22I mean, she was gonna marry me a few months ago!
16:25I don't know, it's so ironic!
16:26Here am I still paying for the instalments in that blasted ring!
16:29Which, of course, got stolen!
16:32Oh, we're a right pair, aren't we?
16:34I mean, I still care about old Dick Turpin out there, despite what he's done!
16:38So here we are!
16:40Both caring about people who don't care about us, eh?
16:43Stupid, innit?
16:44Don't know why we don't just clear off!
16:46What, together?
16:48That's a thought, Ange!
16:50Here, I might take you off on that!
16:52After all, we've got a lot in common, haven't we?
16:54Ah, we never would, though!
16:56No?
16:57Because we love them!
16:58That's why we're here!
17:00Is that why you took those pills, then?
17:03Don't worry, love!
17:04I only know because I work at the hospital, and nurses do gossip sometimes!
17:08Oh, my God!
17:10What you doing back here?
17:11Well, I fell off the back of a lorry, didn't I?
17:12You're supposed to be on the blasted float!
17:13No!
17:14I didn't agree to be on the thing all day, you know?
17:15I went up Turpin Road and up the High Street, and as I said, I got to a sharp bend
17:18and I sort of fell off.
17:18No-one noticed.
17:19Yeah, team spirit always was one of your best qualities, wasn't it?
17:22Thanks. Now I'm going to sleep with something more comfortable.
17:24Yeah.
17:27Look, I didn't want anyone to find out about that.
17:29Hey, don't worry, love.
17:30I wouldn't dream of telling anybody.
17:32Thanks, Andy.
17:33You were lucky, though.
17:35Don't I know it?
17:36Are you all right now?
17:37Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.
17:39Except I feel so ashamed of meself.
17:42He's looking at you.
17:43You took it.
17:48I haven't made anything yet.
17:49Oh, you don't need to love it, do you?
17:51We've got all Martin's little things, drawers full of them.
17:54You know, I'm only doing this because I enjoy it.
17:57Roll it up, let's have a look.
17:59There.
18:00It's tiny.
18:01Oh, well, he'll be tiny too for the first few weeks.
18:05He? Could be a she, you know.
18:08Well, we'll know in six or seven weeks, won't we?
18:11They'd all have a little play, mate, won't you?
18:15You know all this talk about having it at home, it's not on you, no.
18:20Quite apart from us being overcrowded on medical grounds.
18:25Well, the clinic says everything's 100%.
18:27I'm fine, the baby's fine.
18:29Have you actually talked to them about where you're going to have it?
18:32Well, they say in the hospital, naturally.
18:33Well, that's where it'll have to be, Michelle, to stop being so silly.
18:37They wouldn't have it anywhere else and nor would Dr Legg neither.
18:41And I'll tell you for why.
18:42One, because it's a first baby.
18:44And two, because you're only 16.
18:47Two very good reasons.
18:49I don't see why.
18:50Because they want everything to be safe, as safe as safe can be.
18:54I'm not saying anything's going to go wrong,
18:57because I don't believe it will.
18:59But we want you to have all the help you can.
19:02Not only for your sake, but for his and all.
19:06Or hers, as the case may be.
19:08All right, Gran, I see your point.
19:10It just seems such an uncomplicated way of doing things, though,
19:13having it here.
19:15Uncomplicated?
19:16A home birth in a sardine tin.
19:18All right, Gran, don't go on.
19:22Gran?
19:24I talked to the baby's father about this.
19:26Oh, you did, did you?
19:28He said the same thing as you.
19:30Got to have it in the hospital.
19:31Well, he has got some sense, then.
19:33He's got plenty of sense.
19:35You still see him, then, do you?
19:37Gran, did I say that?
19:39How do you know I didn't ring him?
19:40I don't.
19:41Well, I didn't see him.
19:43I'll just contact him now and again.
19:45You're still fond of him, aren't you?
19:48I can tell.
19:50Oh, please, don't start saying things like that, all right?
19:53All right.
19:56The thing is, he's stupid, really.
19:59I didn't care about him, not before.
20:02I just kind of liked him, you know?
20:05But now, everything seems so hopeless.
20:08You are fond of him.
20:12Yeah.
20:15Look, Gran, please, I don't want to talk about this, all right?
20:17Just leave us alone.
20:21Yeah.
20:21Yeah.
20:22I am very fond of him.
20:26I mean, I've come to realise it more and more.
20:29It's no good now.
20:31Because it's too late.
20:34Now, why don't you just wait till Dad gets back?
20:37I've got to have something to do, haven't I?
20:39If he goes out and leaves us in the middle of a crisis,
20:41I can't just sit here, can I?
20:43Yes, it wasn't useful.
20:44He had to go out.
20:45Of course it was.
20:46He killed me waiting for the carnival.
20:48Yeah.
20:48Well, that just shows you how weak he is, doesn't it?
20:51Now, look, Cassie.
20:52Your dad's a good man, but you better get used to this.
20:54He's weak and he's lazy.
20:57Oh, God.
20:58I don't believe this.
21:01I don't know what I'm doing.
21:02I just don't know what I'm doing.
21:05Here you are, sweetheart.
21:06I'm really fed up.
21:09Never mind.
21:10At least we've got one customer.
21:12I can't think of what we opened up for.
21:1420 salad rolls you did.
21:15Well, I suppose you might eat them all.
21:17Never mind.
21:18We might get some trade when the procession comes back down the square.
21:21At least right, I could have gone minicab
21:22and I'd taken part in a flippin' carnival.
21:24It's no sign of anyone or anything.
21:27I'm sorry, Ali.
21:30I really thought there'd be masses of people.
21:33I thought there'd be a chance to earn a bit of extra money.
21:35Money? Money?
21:36Don't talk to me about money.
21:38My things are really desperate, Sue.
21:41Here, listen.
21:42Shush.
21:44I think they're coming back round.
21:45Come on.
21:47Look.
21:47Cut!
22:03Hey!
22:41업2232311121221211
23:02Let's go.
23:12Sorry!
23:14No, I'm not all right.
23:15No, he's got you. Come on, he's got you.
23:20You all right, dear, all right?
23:21Here, honey, give us a hand. We've been making good stuff.
23:24Hey, what's all this thing?
23:30It's Randy, didn't he? Just hold him down.
23:32I hope you're charging him for it.
23:35It's been Nick for his next week. You're giving it away.
23:37Oh, honestly, you are the type of Santa.
23:39Oh, he's just got to watch yourself.
23:43Hello, Ethel.
23:44Hello, dear, how are you?
23:46Did you enjoy yourself?
23:47Oh, it was a lovely time. I wish I'd had it.
23:50Here, have a brandy.
23:52I'm out. Cheers.
23:54Go easy, all right? Just give me a hand on the phone and that's on.
23:56Right.
23:57Have a nice time, the rest of you.
24:00What?
24:01That's what we should do.
24:02What?
24:02Look at those rolls.
24:04Don't want to try.
24:04Oh, great idea.
24:06Excuse us.
24:08Excuse us.
24:10That's right.
24:11Come on then.
24:11Play up, leg.
24:13Yes.
24:14Come on, come on.
24:15What is your doing?
24:16Well, you know.
24:18Come on, give us a chute.
24:20Go on, leg.
24:21Yeah, leg.
24:22Come on.
24:23Come on.
24:25Come on.
24:26Come on, Cat.
24:28Sing this.
24:28It can't die.
24:29Hey!
24:32Hey!
24:33Hey!
24:34It must be quite embarrassing.
24:37Yeah, do you want to dance, Mary?
24:39No, thanks.
24:40How about with me?
24:41Do you want to dance with me?
24:42Excuse me.
24:42Sorry, darling.
24:44Sorry, Dave.
24:45I suppose this is a good time to ask you for a dance, eh?
24:47Yeah, hardly.
24:48Um, what were you talking about the other day?
24:50I've decided to have the baby in this room.
24:52Good.
24:53Thanks for that little chat, then.
24:54In our films.
24:55Well, don't say that.
24:56I mean, you know, I'll do anything I can to help.
24:57Dan, do us a favour and make sure no one dances on the glasses, eh?
25:01Oh, I doubt it.
25:01Excuse me.
25:03No, no, sweetheart.
25:04You'll soon be dancing with the best of my life.
25:06Arthur, come on.
25:06Let's have a dance.
25:07It'll warm us up.
25:08No fear.
25:09I've done enough stupid things for one afternoon.
25:11Oh, come on.
25:12Press roll.
25:13BPH.
25:14Heyo, Julius.
25:15Press roll.
25:16That's the best suggestion I've done, Ray.
25:18Yeah, in fact, I'll have two.
25:20Oh, that'd be your 60 feet, please.
25:22Sorry.
25:23Ah.
25:23Press rolls.
25:24Get your rolls down.
25:27Kelvin.
25:28Kelvin, where's your father?
25:29I don't know.
25:30I thought he was with you.
25:31No.
25:32Well, where is he, then?
25:32Wasn't he at the carnival?
25:34No.
25:34Yeah.
25:35Congratulations, Lofty.
25:35I thought you managed that really well.
25:37Oh, thanks.
25:37Yeah, well done, Lofty.
25:39Yeah, brilliant, Lofty.
25:40I really enjoyed this thing.
25:41Good.
25:41Yeah, you can take that old book back to the library now, haven't we?
25:44The sirely leap, mate.
25:45It's really interesting, that book.
25:46I'm gonna read it all now.
25:47I've got the time.
25:47It's amazing, really.
25:49I mean, did you know, for instance, that Walford is on the site of what used to be a Saxon
25:53village?
25:53Really?
25:55See you later.
25:57Yeah.
25:59Yeah.
26:00It was on the site of the Saxon village, right?
26:02Let's see what you can do, then.
26:29Hey, Hannah.
26:31It's all right.
26:32I've just been picking up a few things, you know.
26:33Hold this.
26:35Lighties, toothbrushes, cussies, cool clothes.
26:39Oh, this is not bad.
26:41Don't.
26:42Turn to your lungs.
26:43Go away.
26:45No.
26:45I'm gonna go.