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00:01Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program, with Jersey Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the
00:17source, Stu Biner.
00:29Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back, it is week six in the NFL, and we are joined as always by
00:37Ashley, Hannah, Stu, and the hottest gambler in America, it is Jersey Jerry, ladies and gentlemen.
00:49So here's what we're going to do, last week, Jerry got to pick the slate because he went 5-0
00:55in his easy games, I also had him host, which, dog shit host, but I did love sitting in that
01:01middle seat, it was really nice just being able to turn off my brain and be like, relax, I don't
01:05know, I'll take that one.
01:06I loved it.
01:06Your life is awesome.
01:08And it's an hour off.
01:09Your life, it's an hour off, now I'm back in the host chair, so appreciate you hosting last week, Jerry.
01:14I'm back in the host chair.
01:16Jerry is going to pick all the games again, though, that we do, so he is going to, we're sticking
01:21with the games Jerry has chosen, so if you came in here and you're like, oh, I want to see
01:28the big game, what's the biggest game of the week?
01:30I don't even know because I've been looking at these dogs.
01:31These are easy games, these are easy games.
01:32Oh, well, guess what, we got a pick for you when it comes to Saints Giants.
01:36That's what you, that's what we got when we come here.
01:40Boys, Stu.
01:42What I would like to say is, we are a team.
01:45Yeah.
01:46When we started nine years ago, Dave Portnoy carried the show, if you remember, the first two years.
01:53He was lights out 2017, 2018.
01:57I remember because every week, Dave would say, I've never won like this.
02:01Yeah.
02:01I've never won like this.
02:02Oh, carried gambling.
02:03Yeah.
02:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:04And picking on the show.
02:05Oh, I like what you're about to do.
02:07He was great.
02:08Jerry, sorry.
02:08I know, I know, I already know.
02:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:11No, no, no.
02:12No, no, no, this is, no, no, I like, no, so I'm saying, when you, when you win your 9
02:16-0,
02:179-0, 9-0, when you lose, Jerry's the hottest guy ever.
02:20It's the team, it's the team.
02:21No, no, but, no, no, but what I'm saying is that right now, I'm not hot.
02:26Right.
02:26Right now, you're not hot.
02:28I'm dog shit.
02:29How many mortals have you won?
02:31I have won zero mortals.
02:32Right.
02:32I'm actually going for 0-17, I think that's more impressive.
02:35Right.
02:35It's you, the Dolphins, and the Titans, who's going to win first.
02:38Correct.
02:38Okay.
02:40Chargers, by the way, fucked me bad.
02:41I were up seven in the fourth quarter.
02:43Fuck you.
02:44Listen, I got fucked on Sunday night, Monday night, and the Seahawks.
02:50You're not winning those anymore?
02:51I was one and two.
02:52I had the Tampa Bay, I had the Bucs any under Thursday night, thought I was on a roll.
03:00I was at that point, 11-2 primetime, now I'm 11-4.
03:03Yeah.
03:03But Sunday night, Monday, and I could have gone my way.
03:06Yeah.
03:06As you know.
03:07Yeah.
03:07Absolutely.
03:07So my point is this.
03:08Right now, Jersey Jeremy's carrying us.
03:11Yes, he is.
03:12On his shoulders.
03:13Mm-hmm.
03:13He's got a beefy, like, stance, and thank you.
03:16Yeah.
03:17You know, fine.
03:17Which, on your shoulders, like, we're still not able to dunk.
03:21No.
03:22Yeah.
03:22Not even close.
03:23Yeah, yeah.
03:23Not even close.
03:24Not even close.
03:24I will say.
03:25You've been awesome.
03:26I feel like, listen, great host, I'm dog shit, you were blinded for a long time with these
03:33games.
03:33No, no, no.
03:34Jerry, I am picking the games that the people want to hear about.
03:38I know.
03:38I know, but when you look at the list, when I go through the list, I'm looking at it,
03:41and I'm like, that team is better.
03:42That team is better.
03:43Right.
03:43That team is better.
03:44Jerry, I'm not.
03:45I don't think you did that.
03:46No, no, no.
03:47He didn't do that.
03:48He just reiterated what he did.
03:49I'm literally telling you that I didn't do that.
03:51I'm literally telling you that I picked the games that were the best.
03:54They were the most important consequential games of the week.
03:57That's fair.
03:57Okay, I get that.
03:58But to our fans, they need to win.
04:00All right, so then you get it for the rest of the year.
04:03No, no.
04:03No, no, no.
04:04We got to stay hot.
04:04We got to stay hot.
04:05You're going to decide the slate for the rest of the year.
04:08You got to win.
04:09I promise the people 55%.
04:11Yeah, listen, I think it's utterly ridiculous that everyone who's been gambling a long time,
04:17there's no such thing as an easy game.
04:19So for you to be like, there's an easy game, and then actually go 11-1 is hilarious.
04:24Yeah, but the thing is, I don't bet these games, by the way, because I do parlays.
04:30Yeah, no, he's strictly parlays.
04:32Yeah, I'll never bet.
04:32I'll never bet a straight bet.
04:34I'll give you the pick, but I'm never betting it.
04:36So maybe that's what we need Jerry's brain for, because he can't.
04:38I'm incapable.
04:39I'm incapable.
04:40He can't do a straight bet.
04:41He actually, it will make him start to throw up.
04:44Yeah, I had Jameson Williams.
04:46Such a segue, by the way.
04:48I had Jameson Williams, and the...
04:51Okay, yeah, segue.
04:53All right, can I step on a little bit?
04:54I got a segue.
04:55Segue, segue, segue.
04:56What would you say?
04:56It's like throwing up?
04:57It's like three-heeled men throw up.
05:00Throwing up.
05:01Yeah.
05:01First of all, I have to ask something real critical, because it's my livelihood.
05:06Is it...
05:073.30 in the morning.
05:08The LP?
05:093.30 in the morning.
05:11Oh, Stu.
05:12Manjaro dry heaving from 3.30 a.m. to 4.30 a.m.
05:17Holy shit.
05:17And I didn't eat it.
05:19I ate the Chicago beef at the Black Hole game, but I didn't have the dip.
05:25I didn't have the roll.
05:26I didn't have the hot peppers.
05:28I had the sweet peppers, and I just ate it with my hand.
05:30So I thought I was cool.
05:32But all of a sudden, at about a quarter to three, you felt it like right here,
05:35like the acid reflux came up, came up, and then I was dry heaving for an hour.
05:41Damn.
05:42So...
05:42How's that from Manjaro, though?
05:44Because that's what it does to you.
05:46Some of the side effects are nausea, diarrhea, and throwing up.
05:51Diarrhea, yeah.
05:51And it never bothered me up until last night.
05:55So I'm going to have to watch what I do.
05:57But let me tell you something right now.
05:58That was a great segment.
05:59I lost...
05:59That story.
06:00Throwing up.
06:00Yeah.
06:01So I lost six pounds last week.
06:03Didn't even throw up.
06:05No, it was dry heaving.
06:05You're right.
06:06I'm like...
06:07I'm like...
06:11Oh, God, Sandy.
06:14Great segment.
06:18So, um...
06:18Oh, I don't like it.
06:19I lost six pounds.
06:20Didn't like any of us.
06:21What?
06:22I hate us.
06:22Yeah.
06:23I lost six pounds week one last week.
06:25Okay.
06:25Two the week before, one the week before.
06:27So look at this.
06:28None of my clothes fit no more.
06:29Yeah, you're looking great.
06:30You don't fit.
06:30This tie is incredible.
06:32Great tie.
06:32This is the Rose Bowl toy when I met O.J. Simpson, Paula Barbier in 1993.
06:37Wait, so before?
06:37At the Ritz-Carlton.
06:38And I bought it.
06:39What?
06:39Before?
06:40Way before he killed her.
06:42Yeah.
06:42Yeah, way before he killed his wife.
06:42Well, not way before.
06:44Two years.
06:45Okay.
06:46Was he nice?
06:46No, no.
06:47Yeah, two years.
06:47Was he a nice guy?
06:48He killed him in 95.
06:49Well, first of all...
06:50No, 94.
06:5294, correct.
06:52So it was the year before.
06:53Um, was he a nice guy?
06:55He was so drunk, I don't know how he stood up, because I watched what he drank.
07:00Yeah.
07:00Because we were in, like, this VIP suite at the Ritz-Carlton, and he was there, and he drank
07:06like a fish.
07:07He shook my hand, and his hand is, like, this big.
07:09Yeah.
07:10It's, like, three times...
07:10It's inhuman.
07:11Like, you could see how he kills people.
07:13Yeah.
07:13Because he could just choke them out.
07:14Yeah, right.
07:15Um, was he a nice guy?
07:17He said zero to me.
07:19Okay.
07:19I said, O.J., I love you.
07:21You're the greatest running back ever.
07:22Me and my father watched you at the Bills.
07:24I remember when you broke the record.
07:25And he didn't respond.
07:27He literally didn't even look at me in the eyes.
07:29Oh, what a dick.
07:30Yeah, scumbag.
07:30Yeah, I'm starting to think he's a bad guy.
07:33Deserves to be in prison.
07:34I think he is a bad guy.
07:35He's dead.
07:35Let's say he's a bad guy.
07:36Yeah, he's dead.
07:37In prison.
07:37Let's say he's a bad guy.
07:38No, he got out of prison, then he died.
07:40Oh.
07:40Wow, jeez.
07:41He died a while ago, dude.
07:43Really?
07:43I don't keep up with O.J.'s shit.
07:45Speaking of drunks, who was the drunk I met at the dinner?
07:48What dinner?
07:49I met the Rico Bosco debacle dinner.
07:51You didn't invite me.
07:53No, no.
07:54I did invite you.
07:56Bosco didn't invite me, so I'm not going to answer that.
07:58Gotcha.
07:58I don't remember the guy's name.
07:59He was a drunk.
08:00He's talking about Tony La Russa.
08:02Drunk.
08:02Tony La Russa, right?
08:02That guy drunk.
08:04Yeah, no, they actually found the...
08:05Yeah, he was at the dinner.
08:06That's all.
08:07I didn't know who was until I had to read the comics.
08:08He was like sleeping in a car that was stopped in like a red light once.
08:13Oh, yeah.
08:13That's certified.
08:15All right, can I just tell one other story last night?
08:17It was humiliated.
08:17Of course, yeah.
08:18So, you know, I come to Chicago.
08:20Yeah.
08:21And not only do I love you and Barstool, Big Cat, JJ, Hannah, Ashley, for allowing me to
08:29earn a living where I could live like, you know, anything I want, do anything I want.
08:34So, I scheduled Book of Mormon.
08:36I bought four first-door centers, Book of Mormon.
08:38$1,500.
08:39I don't give a fuck about money.
08:40Who cares?
08:41Money.
08:41You're fucking right.
08:42Money.
08:42You're still promoted.
08:43It's too fun.
08:43You know, men want to beat me when we're with me.
08:45So, all of a sudden, we're ready to leave for the show.
08:49First of all, it's 95 degrees in here.
08:52It feels like Auschwitz.
08:53That's number one.
08:55Number two.
08:55It's not that hot.
08:56It's that hot.
08:58All right.
08:58Dachau.
08:59Danimora.
09:00Either one.
09:01Pick your fucking choice.
09:02So, all of a sudden, Mintz calls me like panicking.
09:07It's me, Sandy, Mintz, and Spider going to the show.
09:11Can't find the theater.
09:12What do you mean you can't find the theater?
09:14The only theater is in New York, Stu.
09:17I bought four first-door centers last night for New York.
09:20Oh.
09:21So, Mintz-y was right?
09:24You were, you fucked up?
09:26Oh, no, Stu.
09:28It's the second time I've done this.
09:30Oh, wow.
09:30Me, Sandy, Hannah, and Stephanie Ann, you know, from Wake Up Barstool.
09:36We went to see Jekyll and Hyde.
09:39Give the person the tickets.
09:40Tick and goes, there's a problem here.
09:42Go to the box office.
09:43I bought the tickets for the day before.
09:45Oh, Stu.
09:46But they let it roll.
09:48So, wait.
09:49Is Book of Mormon playing in Chicago?
09:52Only Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
09:53It opens the 27th.
09:54Ah, okay.
09:55So, you were way off.
09:56Yeah.
09:57What is this?
09:57And so, I think.
09:58Shout out, Mintz-y.
09:59I did not think that story was going that way.
10:02Shout out, Ben.
10:03So, what do you do then?
10:05So, I pivoted.
10:07I immediately said, Allie, get me to the Blackhawks.
10:10We sat in 101, row 12 last night for the Blackhawks.
10:13Get me to the Blackhawks.
10:15101, row 12, the greatest seats ever.
10:1812 rows up, dead center, right over the Blackhawks bench.
10:23Get me to the Blackhawks.
10:24And when Patrick Kane came out, bitch, oh, chills went through my ball sack.
10:28My balls were humming.
10:29I love Patrick Kane.
10:31And what a game, by the way.
10:32What a fucking.
10:32Oh, yeah.
10:33No, I watched.
10:33Right out of the fucking.
10:34Yeah.
10:35Right out of the game.
10:35Did you say all the way to the end?
10:36All the way to the end.
10:37Love that.
10:38Absolutely.
10:39Yeah.
10:39Absolutely.
10:41I think hockey fans are the greatest fans in the world.
10:44Because when I go to the Islander games or I go to the Blackhawks games, I'm mobbed.
10:47Oh, yeah.
10:48For some reason, they like picking me up like a rag doll.
10:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:51They like throwing me around.
10:53Yeah, they're the greatest fans in the world.
10:54It's like, let's throw the Jew.
10:55And they just hug it out and they love me.
10:58No, no.
10:58People love me.
10:59Oh, yeah.
11:00And you can ask Sandy.
11:01So this is not performative.
11:02Yeah.
11:03Ten-year-old children.
11:04I took three pictures with, like, ten-year-old kids yesterday.
11:07The fathers were like, hey, he's a legend.
11:09Go take a picture of my son.
11:10And it was embarrassing to Sandy.
11:12She's like, oh, my God.
11:13He's ten.
11:14Don't say 15, 15, 30.
11:15And I did it.
11:16Yeah.
11:16That's good.
11:17That's a good call.
11:17I did it.
11:18Okay.
11:19Should we get to the games?
11:20Yes, sir.
11:20Should we get to the easy games?
11:21Easy games.
11:22Let's start.
11:22Easy slate.
11:24We're going to start in London.
11:26Texans at Jaguars.
11:28The overrunner's 42 and a half.
11:29The Jaguars are minus three.
11:31We're going to go to Hannah for a stat.
11:34Guys, listen up.
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11:58I'm picking Jerry because I want an easy win.
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12:28All right.
12:29Thank you, Hannah.
12:29And what is the stat?
12:30Well done, Hannah.
12:31Thanks, guys.
12:32Great job.
12:33And the stat.
12:34Between the Jets and now the Titans,
12:36teams the week after facing Robert Sala are 16 and 26 straight up over the last five seasons.
12:42Ooh.
12:43Yeah.
12:44Can I go first to get this out the way?
12:45Well, no.
12:45Let's go with weather first.
12:47Hey, in London, it's going to be 60 degrees and cloudy.
12:50Oh, thank you very much.
12:52So sorry, Ashley.
12:53I just opened another one.
12:55Ooh, Saquon Barkley.
12:56Ooh.
12:57Shout out Saquon.
12:58Saquon.
12:58My buddy.
12:59Yeah.
12:59Is he back?
12:59Is he back?
13:00No.
13:00No.
13:01No.
13:01All right, you want to go first?
13:02Can I go first to get this out the way?
13:03Do it in an English accent.
13:04This has nothing.
13:05No, it's too long.
13:05Do it in an Indian accent.
13:06It has nothing to do with.
13:07Do it in an Indian accent.
13:08It's too long.
13:09It's an Indian immigrant living in England.
13:12Well, this relates to a guy in England.
13:14Okay.
13:15So for the bush, I purchased a player.
13:20His contract was multiple thousands of dollars.
13:24Upwards of $4,000 I paid for this player.
13:27He's a good player.
13:28This guy?
13:29The best player, some would say, in challengers.
13:31He lives in London, right?
13:33This guy lives in London.
13:35But he's on the bush now.
13:37I own his rights until 2028.
13:42We need a visa for this guy.
13:45Okay.
13:45I contacted Paul from Barcelona.
13:48He said, Jerry, no shot.
13:50We're going to sponsor his visa.
13:54So now, I need an LLC for this guy to play in North America.
14:00Do you have an LLC?
14:02I have multiple.
14:03I'm not giving you mine.
14:06To sponsor the guy for the bush.
14:08It takes 30, it's like 30 bucks to make an LLC.
14:12We, how do I say this with the accent?
14:17We need an LLC that's been established.
14:20Because if I make the LLC, then the visa people will say,
14:25you just made the LLC just to get this guy over the border.
14:28Which you did.
14:29Correct.
14:36We're in a bad spot.
14:37We can talk.
14:38He's not going to come here and fuck shit up in the country.
14:41He's a game player.
14:42He plays video games.
14:43You know what I mean?
14:44Okay.
14:45He's not ISIS or terrorists.
14:46No, he's a video game.
14:48How do you know that, though?
14:49Have you run a check on the guy?
14:51Of course.
14:52We played against him all year last year, of course.
14:54Oh, okay.
14:55Yeah, he beat us in everything last year.
14:56That's my answer.
14:57If you can't beat him, join him.
14:58They are, yeah.
14:59He was from EU.
15:00He beat us at every event.
15:01What's his name?
15:03His, I don't, his legal name is very hard to pronounce, but his real, they call him Killy.
15:08Killy?
15:09Killy, because he just gets a bunch of kills.
15:10Wait, what's his real name?
15:15Is he Indian?
15:17One second.
15:19His real name is, I'll tell you right now, WhatsApp.
15:24Sanvir.
15:26Sanvir.
15:27His name is Sanvir.
15:28Okay.
15:28Yeah.
15:28I mean, he's just, so what happened was, I'll give you, I'll give you the kind of rundown
15:32real quick.
15:32I'm sorry, Hank, this is taking a little long.
15:34We were in a weird spot with the bush because all of our players went professional.
15:40So then the other players and challengers were like, there's nobody good on the bush.
15:44Why are we, I got, there's nobody good anymore on the bush.
15:47They have nobody.
15:48Nobody wanted to play for us.
15:50So then I made the power play.
15:51I contacted this kid and whoever had the rights to this guy.
15:56And I said, hey, I want to buy his rights.
15:58I want to buy his contract.
16:00Negotiation started.
16:01And then I got them down a little bit.
16:03I bought his rights.
16:04So now I own the guy until 2028.
16:07He, he wants to play for the bush.
16:09He's, he's going to move to North America to play.
16:13I just need, I need to get him here legally.
16:16Why does he have to move?
16:17Because if you play in London against people in America, the ping, the internet, he's always
16:23going to be on a worse ping.
16:25You know what I mean?
16:26Yeah.
16:27And in order for him to go to the league, like to get picked up to the pros, he needs
16:32to
16:32be in North America.
16:33Got it.
16:33Yes.
16:34That's the issue.
16:34Okay.
16:35You know, so we're just, we're just in a kind of a bind here.
16:38And what does this have to do with the Jaguars Texans?
16:40It is in London.
16:41Yeah.
16:42Where he's from.
16:42Right, right.
16:43Is he going to the game?
16:44Are you going to give us a pick?
16:46Yep.
16:46I got you with a pick right now.
16:49Listen, this game's easy.
16:50Yeah.
16:51This is a game, this game.
16:51It is easy.
16:52It is because you've seen the Jags' miracle comeback.
16:54The Jags are a great team.
16:56There's no denying that.
16:57Trevor Lawrence, really, really good player.
16:59Their defense is really solid.
17:01They could put up points, but the Texans are in a must win.
17:04And that three, that's a key number in the NFL.
17:07When you look at that three.
17:08That's big.
17:09That's big.
17:09That's big.
17:10Because two and a half, you're taking the Jags.
17:12Right.
17:13Three, you're taking the Texans.
17:14Right.
17:15Okay?
17:15Because the worst we could do is probably a push in this game.
17:18Yeah, that's probably the worst we could do.
17:19And a push is a win.
17:20Right.
17:20So, I'm taking the Texans plus three.
17:22This is a must win for them.
17:23They've got to get back on track.
17:24They looked incredible last week.
17:27I'm taking them all over them.
17:28I concur.
17:29I like the Texans in this game.
17:30I think the Texans, listen, D'Amico Ryan's taking over play calling.
17:34The Jaguars, very, very good team.
17:37They probably deserve to lose that game with some of their play calling and decision making
17:41against a really bad Eagles team.
17:43I also am worried about the Jaguars' offensive line.
17:46I think the Texans will get after Trevor Lawrence.
17:47The Texans plus three is my pick, Stu.
17:50I've got to go with you again with this Texans, I think.
17:54It's a London earthquake!
17:57It's an earthquake!
17:59Just for London, we have something special.
18:02The big cup of tea.
18:04It's the London key.
18:06Holy shit.
18:09That was crazy.
18:11That was amazing.
18:12Oh, man, that was awesome.
18:14Oh, that felt so good.
18:15Let's go, Texans.
18:16Let's go, London.
18:18Oh, my God, look at this.
18:19I lost my button.
18:20Oh, no.
18:21Oh, my God.
18:22Oh, no.
18:23Button.
18:24Shout out, button.
18:25Okay, let's go to the next game.
18:27Good pick, boys.
18:28Saints and Giants.
18:29The Giants are plus one and a half.
18:31The over is 45 and a half.
18:32I'm going to start with you, Ashley, because it feels like it rains every single Sunday at
18:37MetLife Stadium.
18:37Is it going to rain this Sunday?
18:39Well, don't you even worry, because it is, in fact, going to be 54 degrees and sunny.
18:44Oh, wow.
18:45Oh, let's go.
18:47Beautiful.
18:48Hannah.
18:49John Harbaugh has coached 34 total games with a backup quarterback dating back to 2013.
18:54His teams are 22 and 12 against the spread, including 17 and 6 against the spread when listed
19:01as an underdog.
19:02Damn.
19:03That makes me kind of want to switch.
19:06Follow your heart.
19:07Jerry, easy pick.
19:08I mean, I felt like it was pretty easy, because how are the Saints favored in this game, right?
19:12Right.
19:13You might be right.
19:14Like, how are the Giants plus one and a half?
19:17They should be minus two and a half, minus three and a half.
19:19Yep.
19:20I'm going to stick with my gut.
19:21I'm going to stick with my gut, because I don't see a world where the Saints should
19:24be favored in this game.
19:25I'm going to take the Saints.
19:26I'm going to take the risk.
19:27But, I do like the Giants in this spot.
19:34I'm going to go against me.
19:35I'm going to go against myself.
19:36I'm going to pick the Giants in this game.
19:38Okay.
19:38I'm going to go against myself.
19:39I'm taking the Giants.
19:40All right.
19:40I'll take the Saints then.
19:42I'm going with what Jerry says is the easy pick.
19:44I'm going back to the easy.
19:45I'm going back.
19:46No, no, no.
19:46Didn't that ruin?
19:48There.
19:49I went back.
19:50What are you doing?
19:51I went back on my word.
19:51Are you going back on the Saints?
19:55I got it.
19:56It shouldn't be a favorite in this game.
19:57I'm going to go back.
19:59Can I go back, Hank, or no?
20:00No, it's too late.
20:01All right.
20:02Stick with the Giants.
20:03Yes, you can go back.
20:05I'll stick with the Giants.
20:06No, what?
20:07I don't want to go back again.
20:09You can go back.
20:09I would have ran back once.
20:10You can go back again.
20:13You know what would be good, Quigs?
20:14If you could, oh, we can't play music.
20:17There's a song by Lil Durk, the guy who's arrested.
20:20Back Again is the song.
20:22Huh?
20:23Well, no, it says the N-word.
20:24I can't say it.
20:26He tried to set me up there.
20:27You see that?
20:27Yeah, yeah, that was fun.
20:28Give me the Saints.
20:29Got to be the Saints.
20:31Saints.
20:31All right, I'll take the Saints as well.
20:32I'll take under 45 and a half.
20:34You know what he was doing?
20:35He's scared to play you in golf.
20:36He was trying to, hey, let's get Jerry out of here before I even play him.
20:39Oh, yeah.
20:39Oh, yeah, exactly.
20:40Let's get him to say the N-word.
20:41Let's get him to say the N-word, yeah.
20:42I don't say that.
20:43And, by the way, I was told I did have the pass, and I said, I'm good on the pass.
20:48Who told you that?
20:51Our coach for the Bush, he's black, and he said, I had to pass, but I said, I'll never
20:55say it.
20:56I don't want to say it.
20:56Well, that was nice of him.
20:57Yeah, it was nice, but I don't want to say it.
20:58Why'd you have to say he was black?
21:00Well, because he can't give the pass.
21:01He's like, you need a black person to give the pass to the white person, but I don't want
21:07the pass.
21:08No, he passed it back.
21:09I went back.
21:10Pass it back.
21:11Pass it back.
21:12Boom.
21:12Ditch it right.
21:12That's all you.
21:13You know what I mean?
21:14Bounce pass.
21:14Yeah, you're back.
21:15You're back.
21:16There you go.
21:16Well, you're black, but you're back.
21:17You're black and you're back.
21:18Boom.
21:19Boom.
21:19Behind the back.
21:20Ugh.
21:21Throwing the N-word back.
21:22Exactly.
21:23Okay.
21:23Go ahead, Stu.
21:24Before I give my pick, when I was dry heaving at the toilet, the porcelain toilet, two things
21:31I thought of, okay?
21:33Number one, if I die in that toilet, I would have never met Josh Montoya and hugged it out
21:40with Daddy.
21:41Oh.
21:41And that would have broke my heart.
21:43Your dad was here?
21:44No, no, no.
21:44We're going out to dinner.
21:45Tonight?
21:46Hannah's been adopted as me and Sandy's daughter.
21:49Whoa.
21:50So it's really Hannah Feiner.
21:51Hannah, you don't know that he's going out to dinner with your dad?
21:54No, we've been setting it up for three years.
21:56We just haven't been able to do it yet.
21:58They have been wanting it.
21:59They follow each other on everything.
22:00Yeah, I love them.
22:01It's true.
22:02They're like my second family.
22:03But anyway.
22:03Are you going to dinner?
22:04Number two, wait, wait, wait.
22:05Are you going to dinner, Stu?
22:06Fair, fair.
22:07Are you also going to the dinner?
22:09I'm assuming, yeah.
22:11We haven't set it up yet.
22:12What are you?
22:13My hair is growing.
22:14Where did the coke come from?
22:16I had a problem.
22:17My hair is growing out, and I haven't grown out my hair in like 20 years, and I also have
22:22cum on the tips of my lips from sucking Big Cat's cock, and I asked the crew.
22:28I look back.
22:28He's got like a gross mangy comb.
22:30I asked the crew to come here and here, please tell me so I can wipe it away.
22:35But how about this?
22:37So I'm thinking to myself, let's say I was so sick this morning that I couldn't show up
22:42for the show, could I have either Jersey Jerry or you pitch me as if you were me and fill
22:50in someone here to just go StuFinder.com if I was dead?
22:55No.
22:55No.
22:55The show doesn't go on.
22:56You are the show.
22:57That show.
22:58The show is the, you're the show, Stu.
23:00You know that.
23:00You know that.
23:01Fair enough.
23:01It's the news!
23:05It's the stakes!
23:06How are they favored?
23:08How are they favored?
23:10They, they shouldn't be favored!
23:13Oh!
23:13Oh, that's not good.
23:14Oh!
23:15That's not good.
23:16No, there's tape on it.
23:16That's not going to break.
23:18I'm going to defy the tape.
23:19Okay.
23:20Hey, defy the tape.
23:21Defy the tape.
23:24All right.
23:24Last game before we take a break.
23:26Bears at Falcons.
23:27Bears at Falcon.
23:28Bears minus three over-under is 49 and a half.
23:31Hannah, I'll start with you.
23:32Give us a stat on Bears at Falcons.
23:35The Bears are two and nine straight up the week after facing Matt LaFleur since 2020.
23:40But Ben Johnson's Chicago teams have covered the spread in all three games after facing Greenback.
23:46Ashley.
23:47And in Atlanta, it is a dome.
23:49However, it's going to be 60 degrees and cloudy.
23:52Okay, great.
23:53How did you think this was an easy game?
23:55Ash?
23:55This one?
23:56We don't know if Michael Penix is playing.
23:58We don't know if Tua's playing.
23:59We don't know if Caleb Williams is playing.
24:01We don't know if Case Keenum's playing.
24:04You're jumping the gun.
24:05You know why this is an easy game?
24:06Okay, talk to me, yeah.
24:07Because look what I got circled.
24:08Under?
24:09Yeah, this isn't fuck the teams.
24:10Oh, I don't know about that.
24:11This is fuck the teams here.
24:12This is the under.
24:14No.
24:14Yes, it is.
24:15The Falcons have been scoring too much.
24:17No.
24:18And you don't know who's playing.
24:20They roll out Tua.
24:21This is an auto-under.
24:22Yeah, I see that.
24:23But, dude, our defense sucks.
24:26I know, but if Caleb is back, he is a great quarterback,
24:30he probably will start a little bit slow.
24:31You know what I mean?
24:32Okay.
24:33I love the under in this game.
24:34Like, this should have been my mortal.
24:36It's not.
24:37I'm taking the under.
24:38Wow.
24:38All right, I'm going to take the Bears.
24:39I'm going to take the Bears minus three.
24:40I think Caleb will be back, and I think the Bears need this game.
24:43Very, very much so.
24:45Very much so.
24:45All right, Stu?
24:46I think this is a Ben Johnson referendum.
24:50He has to win this game.
24:51I mean, this is a must-win.
24:53Would you say must-win?
24:54It's getting pretty close because we're going to – I think it goes –
24:57The Falcons, Patriots, Seahawks, Patriots, Seahawks, got to find a way to go two and one in those three.
25:02I think this is – I think they have to win.
25:04I'm going to lay the number on the road.
25:05Let's have the Falcons get blown out.
25:08Okay.
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27:01Boys, this is where, Jerry, like, we don't need this game, but we're going to do this game.
27:07Panthers and Eagles.
27:10Jerry.
27:11Panthers all day.
27:12Okay.
27:13Panthers all day.
27:14I mean, I'm following you.
27:16Yeah, yeah.
27:17It's going to be a disaster.
27:17Hannah.
27:18Bryce Young is 19-9 against the spread as an underdog over the last three seasons.
27:23That is the second-best mark of 27 quarterbacks with at least 10 such games in that span.
27:28They're broken.
27:28Eagles are broken.
27:29I know they are.
27:30I know, I know, I know.
27:30Ashley.
27:31In Philadelphia, it's going to be 56 degrees and sunny.
27:34Mmm.
27:35Mmm.
27:37They're broken, Dan.
27:39I love Maxie.
27:41Don't get me wrong.
27:41I love Maxie.
27:42They're done.
27:43I think, all right, so I'm going to take the Panthers with you.
27:45I also think I'm going to take the under 40 and a half.
27:48Okay.
27:48Big under.
27:49Well, the Eagles' offense is so bad.
27:52They don't score in the second half.
27:54No.
27:54Like, you can, they can score 14 points in the first half.
27:57You can still be fine with the under.
27:58Yeah.
27:59And I think their defense is still pretty good.
28:01It is good.
28:01It is good.
28:02D-line's pretty good.
28:03I hate this game.
28:04I'm going to have to bet it because I bet every game, unlike Jerry, but I hate this game.
28:06Looking back, this probably isn't an easy game.
28:08No.
28:09Not an easy game.
28:09Because.
28:10I guarantee.
28:11Can we switch?
28:13No.
28:13No.
28:14We can't.
28:15Why?
28:15Why is he doing that?
28:16Because it's already on the list.
28:17I know, but let me just see if there's an easier game.
28:19Well, maybe you can see if there's an easier game.
28:21Let me see if there's an easier game real quick.
28:23Name some.
28:24Mmm.
28:25I think it's pretty good.
28:26I mean, Tennessee Indy seems like an easy game.
28:28You would take Indy, right?
28:54You're worried about running out of mugs because we would have had, again, an earthquake.
28:57I want it listed when it says, like, Eagles, Panthers.
29:02I want my picks to be under 40 and a half and also Colts minus seven.
29:06I like that.
29:06Okay.
29:07I like that.
29:07Okay.
29:08You're documented.
29:09I got to go with the Panthers here.
29:10I just thought the Eagles can't score in the red zone, no matter how great they look.
29:14And their defense is great.
29:15It's not good.
29:16It's great.
29:17The special teams are trash.
29:19Nick Sirianni is a trash coach, as we know, even though I love Nick.
29:22I'm personal friends with Nick.
29:24I almost went out to dinner with Nick.
29:25I almost went out to dinner.
29:27Big Dom and Nick and me.
29:28I know.
29:29I almost went out to dinner.
29:29Big Dom's like, look at this guy.
29:30And Nick's like, just smiling at me.
29:33But I don't like some of the decisions he makes here, and I think the Panthers are going to win
29:37this game.
29:38Okay.
29:39Last game, boys.
29:40This one's a good one.
29:42Cowboys and Packers Sunday night football.
29:44Over-unders 52 and a half.
29:45The Packers are minus one and a half.
29:46What's the weather going to be like in Lambeau on Sunday night?
29:49It is going to be 58 degrees and foggy.
29:53Ooh, okay.
29:55Hannah?
29:56Dak Prescott has faced the NFC North 22 times in his career.
30:00The over is 16-6, including 17-5, to the over in the first half.
30:04Yep.
30:06First half over and game over.
30:07I love this over.
30:09Wow.
30:09Cowboys defense stinks, Jared.
30:11They do stink.
30:12So what do you got?
30:12I got the boys here.
30:13You got the boys?
30:14I got the boys here.
30:15I got the boys here plus one and a half.
30:17Why?
30:18Dude, I mean, it's just my logic.
30:20I think the Cowboys are just the better team.
30:22All around, I think they're the better team right now.
30:25I know they had that stinker against the Bucs,
30:27and you're never as bad as you looked the week before that.
30:30The Cowboys are going to win this game outright,
30:33but I'm taking the one and a half.
30:34Okay.
30:35Stu?
30:37This is the time, obviously, where I pitched you find out.com.
30:41Yes, of course.
30:41We all know.
30:42We all are still special.
30:43I pitched my Sunday night primetime record 11 and 4, 11 and 4, 11 and 4 on last Thursday.
30:48Obviously, I had the Bucs and the under destroying the Cowboys,
30:51so I am the Cowboy whisperer.
30:53I just want to say something.
30:54When you put down a substance, when you put down something you love,
30:58you get a little tight, right?
31:00You're edgy with people.
31:02Yeah.
31:02And I'm having a problem right now with my wife
31:05because normally, you know, I'm a big let's make love guy.
31:08You know, I am.
31:09Let's make love.
31:10Let's hug it out.
31:117'310".
31:12Right.
31:12It's a 7'310", but it's increasing now because my weight is almost down.
31:16Like I told you, it's going to go to 20, 20, 40, which will be amazing.
31:19And if we have someone out there that wants to test me out with it, DM me.
31:25But my point is this.
31:27So normally, you know, listen, behind closed doors, I'm like Rico Suave.
31:31So before we make love, I tell my wife, I pump her up like,
31:35you're an amazing woman, great mother, great wife, great provider,
31:41shares with me gut level, we're soulmates.
31:44And normally, I would then give her a little, in the kitchen,
31:47a little back rub, kiss her ears, you know, you know,
31:51say you're the greatest, you look great.
31:53And then, no, no, no, no, no.
31:54And then I would go, can we make love?
31:56And normally, she's in the mood.
31:58I put her in the right spot and she would say yes.
32:00But now, on this Manjaro, I'm like, let's fuck, bitch!
32:09Oh my God.
32:10Now, if Ashley, if not, if not, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:14I'm not going over the line.
32:15Okay.
32:16I'm not going over the line.
32:18Not going over the line.
32:20Right on the line.
32:21I'm looking to go back on Wake Up Bars.
32:23Okay, yeah, yeah.
32:23I texted Matt this week.
32:25Hi, Matt, I love you.
32:26Don't forget about me.
32:28He didn't respond back.
32:30But anyway, so Ashley, if someone said that to you we're dating, what would you say?
32:36I would hope not to be in this exact scenario ever.
32:39Done?
32:39Hannah?
32:42Said, let's make love.
32:43No, no, no, the other one.
32:45No, if you were dating someone and they just said, hey, fuck me, bitch.
32:51Fuck me, bitch.
32:52Yeah, let's fuck bitch.
32:53Yeah, I think it depends on the context.
32:54Oh, oh, oh, Stu.
32:57Well, my wife shut me down and said, you're never getting it.
32:59So, so I have a problem right now.
33:01No sugar, no carbs, no marijuana, no sex.
33:07What are you going to do?
33:09I'm like, gamble!
33:12Don't have a speeder right after this show.
33:15I'm going 20,000 cash.
33:17I'm going to the dice table, and I'm going to be on a heater.
33:21That's right.
33:22I'm going to be on a heater.
33:23I need that clip.
33:25That's why he's our source.
33:26That's why he's Stu Fighter.
33:28I'm coming out of retirement.
33:31No, I'm coming out of retirement.
33:33I'm dangerous right now.
33:34He's the best, folks.
33:36That's why it's his show.
33:37Always has been, always will be.
33:38When we come back, we're going to do our mortals.
33:41Back right after this.
33:49Hi, everyone.
33:50God, do I love you.
33:52God, do I wish all your dreams come true.
33:55God, do I wish everything you touch turned to gold.
33:59And listen, listen, listen.
34:01I am the most energetic, positive individual on God's green earth.
34:08When God is down and he's in the toilet,
34:11you know who he calls to pick him up?
34:13Me, Stu Feiner.
34:15He says, Stu, send me a cameo.
34:18So that's what I'm going to say right now.
34:20Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
34:23Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
34:26If it's good enough for God, it's good enough for you.
34:29Bachelor parties, anniversaries, birthdays, graduations,
34:34pick me up, fantasy football update.
34:37Let's go get over to Stufeiner.com for picks
34:41and cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
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35:33All right, boys, mortal time.
35:35Yes!
35:35I have not won a mortal.
35:37I won one!
35:37You did.
35:38No, we did.
35:40Listen, three years ago on the show, I went 15-4-2,
35:43and I run 11 straight mortals.
35:45I want to run 11 straight mortals again.
35:47I would love to do as well.
35:48I'll start because I'm the loser here.
35:51I'm 0-5 in mortals, 0-5 in mortals, 0-5 in mortals.
35:55Wait a second.
35:560-5 in mortals.
35:58How you doing?
35:59Good.
36:00Mr. Mortal King.
36:01Three and two.
36:02Yeah.
36:02That's sad.
36:03That's our mortal king.
36:04But I'm 1-0.
36:05And we concurred last week.
36:07We did.
36:07We did.
36:08Yes.
36:08Yes.
36:09My mortal's easy this week.
36:11Okay?
36:14I'm trying to lose them all.
36:16Why?
36:17I think it's way more impressive.
36:20If I went 0-19 in mortals, oh, my God.
36:23That is tough.
36:23What is the book going to be written?
36:25How to make $60 million and blow it in fucking four mortals?
36:28I'm just saying.
36:29People can fade me.
36:30No, listen.
36:31I bet my mortal last week.
36:32I'm going to keep betting my mortal.
36:33So I am trying to win.
36:34But, oh, my God.
36:36Would that not be impressive if I lost every single mortal?
36:39I'm taking the Cleveland Browns plus 5-1-2 at home
36:42against the Baltimore Ravens.
36:43Wow.
36:44You like that?
36:45You like that?
36:46You're hung like a horse.
36:47You're hung like a horse for that one.
36:49Redmond's off of a big one.
36:51I've just been betting the worst teams in all these mortals,
36:54but I don't care.
36:55You've been getting fucked a little bit.
36:56Yeah, the Chargers fucked me.
36:57I think I lost another one by a half a point.
36:59So I've been close.
37:00I've been close, but I think the Browns.
37:02The Browns are going to do it for me.
37:03The Browns are going to do it.
37:04Doggy, doggy, doggy.
37:06At home plus 5-1-1-2?
37:08Got to take it.
37:09Home dog.
37:10Yeah.
37:10All right.
37:10Got to take it.
37:11Jerry.
37:12Leave the king for last.
37:13Okay, Stu.
37:14So.
37:16The 3-2 king.
37:17So, well, he's a 15-2-1 king.
37:20I agree.
37:21I mean, 15-2-1.
37:23Okay.
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37:42Now, Big Cat, I had a dilemma here.
37:44Mm-hmm.
37:44I had the Chargers over the Chiefs plus the points as my model.
37:49But then, for some reason, the Raiders are screaming to me.
37:53Ooh.
37:53Plus the points against the Bills.
37:55Ooh.
37:55So, I'm like, I'm teetering right now.
37:58Like, I'm teetering.
37:59It's like, what do you love better, a clitor or an asshole?
38:03So, it's like, you know, they're both amazing.
38:06Right.
38:07They're both just so satisfying and juicy.
38:11It's a lot of essence.
38:11It's exciting and sweating.
38:15Please note, I'll spend $30,000 for an air conditioner.
38:18Be in here next week.
38:19Mm-hmm.
38:19I'll spend it out of my pocket.
38:21I'm not going to ask for nothing.
38:22Hank's pretending it's not hot in here?
38:25No.
38:25Hank.
38:25He took off his fucking sweatshirt.
38:27Hank, this is criminal.
38:27This is shit.
38:28It's criminal, right?
38:29This is a criminal environment.
38:31You're going to kill this guy.
38:32You're going to kill him.
38:32Environment you're working right now.
38:34I'm sweating.
38:35I'm so, I don't wear underwear, so my pants are up my asshole right now.
38:41That's how sweaty I am.
38:42And I smell like stanky doody.
38:45Yeah, doody.
38:46And I shower twice.
38:47Yeah.
38:49I'm going to use, I'm going to use.
38:52I don't know.
38:54I don't know.
38:55I don't know.
38:55I don't know.
38:56Two mortals.
38:56Can you have two mortals?
38:57I don't know.
38:57No, you can't have two mortals.
38:58Chargers.
38:59Chargers.
39:01Chargers.
39:02Chargers.
39:03Chargers.
39:04That's my mortal.
39:06Jerry.
39:07Listen, people know on this show for years, I spew out bullshit.
39:11I probably never really know what I'm talking about.
39:13But this new method I have, you guys can attest to it, has been hot.
39:17It's been really hot.
39:19The points are over with.
39:20The Bills have scored too much this season.
39:22The Raiders have scored too much.
39:24I think this is going to be a really low scoring game.
39:27I think this total is going to be in the 40s.
39:30I'm taking the under in the Bills-Raiders game.
39:33Bills off that emotional win.
39:35They're riding high.
39:37Raiders at home.
39:38The dog at home.
39:39I think it's going to be a tough game.
39:41I think Max Crosby is going to come to life.
39:43Bills defense will come alive.
39:44I'm going to take under 53 and a half in this game.
39:46Okay.
39:47That's my mortal.
39:48Very sharp.
39:49All right.
39:49Thank you, everyone, for watching.
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39:55In all your dreams come true.
39:56Everything you've touched on.
39:57Don't go right, right, right.
39:58All right.