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00:11I've been living in these most of my life, a lot cheaper than a faffin trailer, come on in, got
00:18everything I need here, keep all my stuff up there, do all my cooking, everything I need.
00:25This here's my pride and joy, that's a 1961 Electrobubble, antique, works like charm too.
00:35Every kitty I've ever met loves these things.
00:41What's wrong Daisy?
00:46Usually they're swatting at them and freaks them out but, nothing's wrong with Daisy.
00:54Daisy, come here Daisy, what's wrong?
01:00Boys, watch the curds!
01:03Well this guy's no good, he's lazy, he's sleeping around, he's not protecting the plants in the industry.
01:07Well a dope trailer's no place for a kitty, that's why. I raise these things to play with straying and
01:12people, not fuckin guard dope plants.
01:14Squirrel, he smells like dope!
01:17Bubbs, listen, you know how important this is, alright? We lost six good plants to squirrels last week.
01:22I got squirrels peeing in the plants, Bubbles, they're digging the mop, I can't have that.
01:26All you guys think about is dope.
01:29Bubbles, listen, I've got prison guards waiting to buy all of our weed off us, we're gonna double, maybe even
01:34triple our money, this is the big time, man.
01:35Just find me another placat, please, to protect the plants.
01:38Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
01:40Stay right here and don't say a word, guys.
01:42What are you doing, Rick?
01:45Fuckers!
01:48Fuck off with the gun!
01:50Fuckin squirrels!
02:12You come in, Rick!
02:18You come in, Rick!
02:27You come in, Rick!
02:34All Canadians don't say one more!
02:35I don't need cats to protect my wheat plants, otherwise I don't have to be the 24 hours a day
02:38watching over them because you get squirrels fucking around, breaking in the trailer, that they fuck over your wheat plants.
02:43So if you get a cat there, it's not a hard job for a cat to keep the fucking squirrels
02:46away from your plants.
02:47These might be just cats to you, Richie, but these are my fucking family. Show them a little respect. You
02:52tried growing up on your own, living in a fucking shed all by yourself and nobody to fucking talk to
02:59and be nice to.
03:00That's the only thing I have that didn't judge me and call me a big googly-eyed bastard.
03:06Well, with me and kitties, it's kind of like that book Catcher in the Rye. Did you ever read that
03:10one?
03:11I'm kind of like the guy that looks out for all the kitties in the park.
03:16Otherwise, there'd be nobody to take care of them.
03:21This cocksucker here, I found him in a storm drain.
03:25Fucking name spray painted on him and burdock's all fucking stuck to him.
03:33But I cleaned them all up.
03:35Look at him.
03:38That's one fucking nice kitty right there.
03:41In this type of employment, sometimes there can be a little stress because you don't know what's going to happen.
03:46Right now, we've got a lot riding on this dope. Things are going really smoothly and I just don't want
03:49anything to get fucked up.
03:50So, I get a little stressed out sometimes when I'm growing product.
03:55Holy fuck, man. We've got a major situation here.
03:58What, the squirrels again?
03:59No, it's not squirrels, man. This is much bigger than fucking squirrels. Look at these little black specks.
04:03What are they?
04:05That fucking thing. What the hell is that?
04:10Fuck, you know what's going on here?
04:11What?
04:11Dope-eating insects, man.
04:13They're going to fucking wipe out the whole crop, just like happened to me in grade seven. Remember that?
04:18Ricky, this can't be happening, alright?
04:20Our first delivery is in three weeks.
04:24Suckers.
04:25Oh, fuck.
04:28Hey, hey. What's going on here?
04:29Fuck you idiots, woman.
04:30Come on.
04:33What's that smell?
04:34It smells like marijuana to me, boys.
04:37Probably because you guys were smoking dope playing video games all fucking night and it's all over your clothes.
04:40If you did a bit of laundry, you wouldn't smell dope, would you?
04:42Let's cut to the chase, Rick.
04:45There will be no jeopardization of the people in this park.
04:48Do you understand that?
04:49No.
04:52What do you think your probation officer would do if I called him and told him you were firing off
04:56guns and growing dope in the park?
04:59Probably say knock-knock, you'd say who's there, and he'd say a fucking idiot and tell you to fuck off.
05:03That's what I'd do.
05:04Rick.
05:05Jim, we've had a little bit of a road problem here lately, alright?
05:08We may have used a little excessive force here and there, but I'm gonna take care of it, alright?
05:14You don't gotta call a cops, Jim. You've got my word on this, alright?
05:17Guys, this is a safety issue. No gunfire in the park, not even weekends, no exceptions.
05:22I'm cool with that.
05:24Written warning.
05:26In triplicate.
05:27What the fuck is this shit?
05:29Consider this strike two.
05:31Here kitty kitty kitty.
05:34Here kitty kitty.
05:36Hey bubs, what are you up to?
05:39He's looking for snap jacks and grumpy face, have you seen them?
05:41No, but I'll keep an eye out. See you later bubs.
05:44See ya.
05:46Here kitty kitty.
05:48This guy's pulse is a little slow, but...
05:53Noses are dry. His belly doesn't feel right.
05:57Could be anything.
06:00But, something in this fucking park that's doing it, I know that.
06:06Hey!
06:08I'm gonna have to ask you to turn off the engine, exit the vehicle please.
06:14As official warning, no more littering in Sunnyvale, Sam.
06:18Yeah, don't you care about this park?
06:19Jerks. Litter, Sam. Jerks.
06:22That's not littering.
06:24That's organic material, which makes it composting.
06:27Now I'm gonna be taste testing a few hot dogs over the next couple of days,
06:30and you girls are just gonna have to learn to live with it.
06:34I see.
06:35Reality check.
06:37I'm gonna be running this park.
06:38And when I am, I have one first and foremost priority.
06:42What's that?
06:44To get rid of you two fairies.
06:46Now flutter away, I got a hot date, and I gots to get ready.
06:54He can't get rid of us.
06:55Can he, Mr. Leahy?
06:56Randy, Sam lives in a camper.
06:59People who live in campers don't run anything.
07:03I know I'm not supposed to talk to Sam Lasko, that greasy bastard, but he used to be a veterinarian,
07:10so I'm thinking maybe if he's got any fucking nice bones in his body, he would tell me how to
07:16fix these kitties.
07:18Uh-oh, it doesn't look good, Bubbles.
07:19What do you mean?
07:20Looks like the onset of rabies.
07:22This cat's days are numbered.
07:24What?
07:26Here, you better put that thing in quarantine, bud.
07:28And get the fuck off my land, too.
07:31They're everywhere.
07:32Like little piranagas.
07:34It's piranha, Rick.
07:35That's what I said, piranagas.
07:36Well, are they on all the plants, or what?
07:39Fuck.
07:39Except the six in the bathroom, those are cool.
07:42Alright.
07:42We'll take the six good ones, we'll isolate them somewhere.
07:45We'll put them in my trailer.
07:46You can't put them in your trailer, it's probably contaminated too, man.
07:48They get on your clothes and stuff.
07:50This is a fucking nightmare.
07:55Hey, guys.
07:56Hey, Trina.
07:57This isn't a very good time, Trina, okay?
07:59Sorry, I just wanted to wish Ricky good luck on his grade 10.
08:03Thanks, Trina.
08:04Trina's all gung-ho when we get my grade 10.
08:06I don't want to let her down.
08:07And to be honest, I kind of wouldn't mind getting my grade 10 anyway,
08:09because that I could talk to people better,
08:12maybe that'll understand what people are saying all the time right now, I don't.
08:16But the other thing is, it's a catch-23 situation,
08:18because I got something fucking around my dope plants right now.
08:20And not only that, but Julian's saying,
08:22you should be growing dope, don't worry about stupid grade 10.
08:25It's easy for him to say, he's already got his grade 10.
08:26We've got less than a month here.
08:28You've got to get your priorities straight.
08:30We're going to sell the dope first, then you're going to take your grade 10, okay?
08:33You got it?
08:41Hey, Bubbles.
08:42Julian, does that same guy know anything about cats?
08:45Well, he's a vet, probably. Why?
08:47Because some of my cats are sick, and he said they're not going to make it.
08:51Sam's an idiot.
08:52Don't listen to that goof.
08:54Well, you're good at figuring things out.
08:55Come help me.
08:56He can't right now.
08:57He's figuring something else out.
08:57We've got a major situation here, Bubbles.
08:59Listen, we've got weed plants dying in here, Bubbles.
09:01I've got to figure out a way to save them, all right?
09:03When I'm finished with that, I'm going to help you out if I have time.
09:06Do you understand me?
09:07Yeah, I understand you, Julian.
09:10Well, let's not be like that.
09:11I'll talk to you in a bit, Bubbles.
09:12No, no.
09:14Come on, Ricky.
09:26Bastards.
09:27Why don't you guys just go to the library and get some books on horticulture?
09:31Horticulture?
09:32Books on plants, Ricky.
09:34Oh, I get it.
09:36That's a great idea.
09:37Julian, books have stuff recorded down all over the years from people.
09:40If we could find a book with someone that had similar problems, just take what they wrote
09:44down on the book and make it...
09:45Ah, fuck.
09:46Sorry, Trina.
09:47Take what they wrote down and make it hers.
09:50Did you get your library card, Ricky?
09:53Not a good time, Trina.
09:54I've got my own library card now, and that's pretty cool.
09:57I've never had a library card before, so, you know, I think it's great.
10:00Julian just needs to chill out a bit.
10:02Now we can go to the library and get a book on horticulture.
10:04So I just wish he'd chill out and let me get my fucking grade 10, because I'm gonna get
10:08my fucking grade 10.
10:09Mark my words.
10:19Let's just hurry up, Ricky.
10:21Can I help you?
10:25We're looking, uh, we're looking for some books on horticulture.
10:28I think you mean horticulture.
10:30That's what I said.
10:31No, no.
10:31You said horticulture.
10:33It's pronounced horticulture.
10:35Well, I'm really impressed with the way you know English, okay?
10:37You work at a school I don't.
10:39I'm fucking trying to understand.
10:39I'm fine here.
10:40I'm gonna get my grade 10 and get my brain working better.
10:42I'm just sick of people correcting me on this shit.
10:45Okay, uh, he's just coming back to school, okay?
10:49I need a book.
10:50What do you think you're doing?
10:51You put that out right now!
10:55You can't even smoke it here anymore?
10:56Put that out.
10:58Excuse me.
10:58For fuck's sakes.
10:59He can't smoke at jail.
11:00He can't smoke at schools.
11:01Don't listen to him.
11:02He's a little confused, alright?
11:04I'm looking for a book on horticulture.
11:06This is an emergency.
11:07Could you please help me out?
11:08Where can I find one?
11:09They're on the top shelf by the 700.
11:14Man, books make it so much easier to understand, like, really hard thinking and stuff.
11:18They make it a lot clearer.
11:20Holy fuck, man.
11:21Here it is.
11:22Look at this.
11:22This guy had some sick plants.
11:23And all he did was he fucking...
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11:37Alright.
11:37We gotta quarantine the plants.
11:39That's what I said.
11:39Ricky, watch the road.
11:40I am watching.
11:41We're cool, man.
11:42Alright.
11:42Here we go.
11:44Alright.
11:45We've gotta find another parasite that's gonna feed off these little parasites.
11:50What does that mean?
11:52A parasite?
11:53Oh, there's a picture of it right there.
11:55They're spider mites.
11:56Spider mites?
11:57Oh, man.
11:58That's not good, Julian.
11:59Those little cocksuckers still kill everything, man.
12:01I heard about those fucking things.
12:02They're not-
12:03Alright, just a second.
12:03Just a second.
12:03Chill out.
12:05Okay, it says here to use ladybugs.
12:10Ladybugs and spider mites.
12:12Ladybugs?
12:12No way!
12:14Watch the road, Ricky.
12:15He's fucking scaring the shit out of here.
12:20That's it, man.
12:21Ladybugs.
12:22Where the fuck are we gonna get some ladybugs?
12:24I'll get some ladybugs, man.
12:25Don't worry about it.
12:26We gotta take these healthy plants and move them to another location.
12:28And the only person we could trust is Bubbles, so we just figured we'd move him into his shed and
12:33everything should have been fine.
12:35Bubbles, you know, he shouldn't have really cared about it, but the big fuck-up was having Trevor and Cory
12:39involved the game.
12:40What else is new?
12:40Because they fuck everything up.
12:47Cory.
12:49Oh, shit.
12:50Here, put that on the bed.
12:53Let's go, smokes.
12:55Don't fuck that up, either.
12:57What are you doing?
12:59Wiring up the hydro lights, man.
13:01Yeah, dude.
13:01It's just like doing car stereo.
13:02Do it all the time.
13:03What are you using masking tape for?
13:04That's all we have, man.
13:05This is not supposed to be.
13:07We gotta fucking take that off.
13:08Put this one right here like that.
13:09What are you doing?
13:12I don't think that's right, Ricky.
13:14Believe me, I know what I'm doing.
13:15I'm boosting power for years, you dummies.
13:17Is it all set or what?
13:18It's ready to go now, yeah.
13:19Alright, Cory, Trevor.
13:20I think there's one more wire.
13:21Hey, hey, hey.
13:22I want you guys to collect as many ladybugs as you can, alright?
13:25Ricky, you're gonna help supervise.
13:26I don't know how you know with these dicks.
13:27Just do it, alright?
13:29I gotta go talk to Bubbles so he doesn't freak out when he comes home and finds a garden growing
13:32in his shed.
13:34Hurry up.
13:35Uh, probably not yet.
13:37Shut up.
13:37Turn it on.
13:38I don't...
13:38So, that's another reason I wanna get my grade 10.
13:41I'm sick as being bossed around and working with Cory and Trevor the Idiot, so if I get
13:45my grade 10, then I'll be kinda like an equal or a person to Julian up on his level or
13:50thinking kinda train, and then I won't be able to be bossed around so much.
13:54So I'm getting my grade 10 and then he can go collect fucking ladybugs instead of me.
13:58What's the deal with ladybugs anyway?
14:00Are they all girls or are some of them boys?
14:02They're all female, you fucking idiots.
14:04That's why they're called ladybugs.
14:06Fuck you guys are dumb.
14:07You're gonna just sit here or you're gonna fucking help me.
14:08There's like 50 right here and you're just sitting there on your asses.
14:10Check out this ladybug, Ricky.
14:12It's not a ladybug.
14:13It's a caterpillar.
14:14Will it work?
14:15No, it won't work.
14:16I need ladybugs.
14:17Do you want it in the box?
14:18No.
14:19What I want is for you to give me two smokes right now because you're so fucking stupid.
14:30Well, Bubbles, all roads lead right there.
14:37My kitties never used to come up that far.
14:40How's it going, Bubbles?
14:40Listen, I gotta talk to you for a second.
14:42Not right now, Julian.
14:42Look, we tracked the cats right there.
14:45They're over at Sam's going through that greasy bastard's garbage.
14:48Let's check it out then.
14:56That's disgusting.
14:59That's what's been making your cats sick, Bubbles.
15:01They've been eating greasy hot dogs all day.
15:04Old hot dogs and kitties don't mix.
15:06I warned Lasko about litter.
15:08He doesn't realize what he's up against.
15:10He's about to enter the shit tornado to Oz.
15:14That would make Sam Dorothy.
15:16Right, Mr. Leahy?
15:17Right, Randy.
15:18Anyway, let's get a go of his kitties.
15:21Mr. Leahy, look!
15:22That smoke's coming from Julian's.
15:24Let's move, everyone!
15:28What the fuck is that?
15:29What's going up there?
15:32Holy fuck, boys.
15:33Where?
15:33The smoke's coming from Julian's.
15:35Damn!
15:41What the fuck happened?
15:43Julian, Ricky, what the fuck did you guys do to my shed?
15:47I don't know what happened, Bubbles, but we could probably rebuild.
15:49It's no big deal.
15:50No big deal?
15:53Take a look around, Ricky.
15:54I fucking lost everything.
15:56What's this, an electrical panel here?
15:58Do you have wiring in this place, Bubbles?
16:01Yeah, apparently I had some installed today.
16:04Cory and Trevor hooked that up.
16:05I don't know what the fuck they did.
16:06Well, that's bullshit, dude.
16:07Smart boys.
16:08Real smart.
16:10Trevor?
16:11Cory?
16:12One more smart ass prank like this and you're out of this trailer park.
16:16Come on!
16:16It wasn't our fault, Mr. Leahy.
16:17We wired it right.
16:18It wasn't your fault.
16:19Whose fault was it then?
16:22You guys are so fucking stupid.
16:23I can't believe you burnt down Bubbles' shit.
16:25Yeah, man.
16:25That was weak, man.
16:26Played yourselves, suckers.
16:29Oh, I think that's yours, Ricky.
16:34Stupid, stupid fucking dope plants.
16:36Not dope plants, it was just some vegetables we were growing.
16:39Oh, yeah.
16:41Yeah, I fucking believe that, Ricky.
16:44Oh, for fuck's sakes.
16:47Look at that.
16:51That's my fucking bubble maker.
16:54That was the only thing I had that my parents gave me before they fucking deserted me in
16:59this shed, which I don't have anymore.
17:01Now it's just a big melted fucking lop of shit.
17:10Just a sec.
17:14I'm real sorry about this, Bubbles, alright?
17:15I'm really fucking sorry, dude.
17:16We'll make it up to you.
17:17We're gonna build you another shed, me and Rick.
17:18It's gonna be better than that one.
17:21What the fuck am I gonna put in it, boys?
17:24Everything I had in the world was in there.
17:25Now it's all gone because of you two.
17:29You guys go back to growing dope, which is what you do best.
17:33And that's what's fucking important to you, obviously.
17:36Sweet.
17:38Come on, Daisy.
17:41Come on, Daisy.
17:43Let's find somewhere to live.
17:48Can you guys stop filming me, do you think?
17:53Fuck.
17:54Nice work, boys.
17:57The worst part about this is the only six good plans we had left burning the fucking fire.
18:02Those ladybugs don't work, we're fucked.
18:08I gotta get something to eat.
18:29You guys wanna see some shit, come watch this.
18:46What the fuck?
18:49All right, arsehole.
18:50Clean up this fucking garbage.
18:52Now listen, get your fucking cats off my property or I'm gonna call animal control and have them all put
18:56to fucking sleep.
18:57Oh yeah?
18:58You think you could do it if you fucking knocked out, huh?
19:01Huh?
19:01Huh?
19:02Huh?
19:02Huh?
19:02Huh?
19:05Huh?
19:06Huh?
19:07Huh?
19:07Huh?
19:08Huh?
19:24Huh?
19:26Huh?
19:28Huh?
19:29I'm happy to help you clean up the problem.
19:31You know, make sure the cats are healthy
19:33and they're nowhere around here.
19:35My apologies. No, I apologize, Sam. It's my fault.
19:37I forgot to tell you that cats were licking
19:39all the hot dogs on the plate there when I come up
19:41about 20 minutes ago.
19:43Cats have been licking these hot dogs?
19:45Yeah, they were licking the shit out of them.
19:48Thanks, Sam.
19:50Just ruined my fucking barbecue.
19:52Just clean up those fucking hot dogs.
19:53Alright, Sam? Okay, do you have me?
19:57Stop fucking around.
19:59Bubbles.
20:02Why don't you sleep on my coach for a while
20:04until you find a new place, man? I'm sorry.
20:06Thanks, Julian, but I do
20:07stuff on my own, you know that.
20:10Look, Bubbles, what happened
20:11with the shed, I admit that was my fault,
20:13but it was mostly Corrin Char's fault,
20:15but I did, you know, kind of get them in there,
20:17and I'm fucking sorry, man. Well, kind of, Rick.
20:19I mean, you never said anything about hooking power up in there.
20:22Neither did you, Julian.
20:24Come by the Airstream later,
20:25and I get some pickled eggs I'm buying,
20:27and we're gonna have a little party for you,
20:29like old times, right? You deserve it, man.
20:31Well, maybe. We'll see.
20:33I got some stuff to do, and I gotta relax.
20:36Sorry, Bubbs.
20:39You fucked up this time, Rick.
20:41We're both fucked up.
20:43I wish you could admit that.
20:52Holy fuck, there's a lot of ladybugs in there.
20:54It's working, though, man.
20:55They're eating the fuck out of those spider mites.
20:57So it is working, though.
20:58Oh, yeah.
20:58Come here for a second.
21:00Good job, buddy.
21:01Thanks, man.
21:02I'll get a hold of the prison guards.
21:03Tell them we're right on schedule, then.
21:04Oh, yeah, we'll have enough dough
21:05for ten prisons if you want.
21:06It's flying command, buddy.
21:08So, when's Bubbles coming over?
21:10Well, they should be here soon, I think.
21:12I got the pickled eggs.
21:13Right on, Trina.
21:14And I got Bubbles a little present.
21:16Perfect.
21:16Well, I think over here any time,
21:17he loves pickled eggs.
21:18Who doesn't?
21:22Guys, it doesn't look like Bubbles is gonna show up.
21:27She gets that grass and that'll fix him right up.
21:30Bubbles, you know some pile about kitties.
21:32Know what I'm saying?
21:33What's up, T?
21:34What's going on?
21:35Not much, J-Rock.
21:37You can stay here as long as you want with your candy, Bubbles.
21:39Stay in this van.
21:40Man, J-Rock got you back hard.
21:41Know what I'm saying?
21:42Appreciate that, J-Rock.
21:43But I pay my own way.
21:44You know that.
21:46Twelve bucks a month.
21:47What do you think?
21:47Plus heat and lights.
21:49Drive a hard bizarre gun.
21:50You know what I'm saying?
21:51I'm off.
21:52Peace to you.
21:52Thanks, J-Rock.
21:55You okay?
21:57Yeah, I'm all right.
21:58You didn't come over for pickled eggs.
22:01Just trying to get this place set up.
22:03What do you think?
22:05It's nice.
22:07I got you a little something, right?
22:10I hope it's yours yet.
22:12Thanks, Trina.
22:17It's a bubble maker.
22:23No idea whether the egg oranny is ready to go,
22:27but the cows are not frozen at all.
22:40The eggs are not frozen.