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00:26Rikki, what are you doing?
00:28I'm just doing some tests.
00:29You're supposed to get rid of this ship.
00:31What's up with the new clones?
00:32Look, hear me out, Julian, alright?
00:33No, you hear me out, Rikki.
00:34The deal was, grow the dope, sell it.
00:36That's it.
00:37No more breaking the law.
00:38That's what I want to talk to you about, man.
00:39I want to go back to school and change all my perspectives on life.
00:42Imagine what I can do with dope once I get my grade 10.
00:44It'll be awesome.
00:45Rikki, you're starting to scare me.
00:46Listen, we sell the hash, you'll never have to work again.
00:50Why do you want to take this chance?
00:52I simply take this, pass it to the guard, sell it, it's all over.
00:57One time sale, we don't go to jail.
01:00How many times have I got a frack?
01:02I've got to go rate my exam, man.
01:04I'm going to be leaked.
01:04No, no, listen.
01:05We're going to talk about this, Rikki.
01:06You got any ignition spray?
01:07No, I don't, Rikki.
01:08Listen, can you please talk to me just for one minute?
01:10I've got time.
01:11That trailer's packed with evidence and we've got to get rid of it.
01:13And you, my friend, you're not growing any more dope.
01:16Do you hear me?
01:16No, you're not growing any more dope, Rikki.
01:19This is my decision.
01:20It's like asking NWA to stop being black.
01:22It's what I do.
01:22I grow fucking dope.
01:23Fine, man.
01:24Have fun growing dope while Sam Lasko's the new trailer park supervisor.
01:27What the fuck are you talking about?
01:28Sam asked Barbara to marry him last night.
01:31That's no big deal, is it?
01:32No big deal?
01:32What are you talking about?
01:33Barbara owns this trailer park, Rikki.
01:35If that happens, we're going to be fucked.
01:37And you're going to go back to jail and I'm not going with you this time.
01:40I'm not worried about it.
01:40I'm worried about getting this fucking car going.
01:42I'm going to get my exam written.
01:43I'm worried about the war of 1812.
01:44I'm worried about the fucking solar system.
01:46Blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:46Listen.
01:47I'm worried about fucking Sam Lasko.
01:48You do what you got to do and I'm going to do what I'm going to do, all right?
01:51See you later, buddy.
01:52No more partnership, nothing.
01:54Bullshit.
01:55I thought we were a fucking team.
01:55You take your money and you go do whatever you want, man.
01:58I'm fucking sick of this shit.
01:59Don't you fucking touch that dope like I'm back from school.
02:01Don't you fucking touch it.
02:02It's not right.
02:03It's my dope too, Julian.
02:05Where the fuck is my ignition spray?
02:08Fuck.
02:16Bye.
02:22Bye.
02:27Bye.
02:28Bye.
02:51Basically, Barbara, Mr. Lady's ex-wife, owns this trailer park, so Sam's trying to romance
02:55her and get together with her so that he can take over and have control of this park
02:58to fuck us around, and that's not going to happen, you know, so we're going to have to
03:01do something about that.
03:03Well, J-Rock's been knowing to mess around with porn.
03:06He calls it adult filmmaking.
03:07He's been making a little bit of small movie stuff on the side, and I don't know, it's
03:11kind of low budget, but people seem to like it, apparently.
03:13I don't know.
03:14I'm not doing any more of that porn stuff.
03:15I did it once, and it was a fucking nightmare.
03:17There ain't no way I'm making no more porn movies, dawg.
03:20Last time, my mom's went off on my head, you know what I'm saying?
03:22I'm like, I don't play that no more, Jules.
03:24Listen, I understand your situation, but we've got to frame Sam, and I can't
03:28think of any other way of doing it.
03:29It's a perfect plan.
03:30It'll work.
03:31Jules, I don't know.
03:32I got your back, you know what I'm saying?
03:33But I can't get behind that greasy hot dog eating the end to thaw him off.
03:37Hang on, J-Rock.
03:39Don't say no just yet, dawg.
03:41Certainly staring at another one of your movies.
03:43I don't know, man.
03:44Last time, it was weak.
03:46It was low budget.
03:47It was no money.
03:48That's right.
03:49I'm not feeling it, man.
03:52Well, I've got a budget for you.
03:53How does 800 bucks sound?
03:58800 bucks?
04:00Why didn't you say the shit was professional, Jules?
04:04213 shopping carts, Randy.
04:07Hello?
04:08Barbara.
04:10Where's Trina?
04:12She's in her room.
04:13She's still grounded.
04:14For pawning her bike to Corey and Trevor.
04:16Oh, right.
04:17Well, I just popped over to tell you that Sam Losko proposed last night.
04:23You've got to be kidding.
04:24No.
04:25I think it's about time one of us tried to provide the girl with a stable family atmosphere
04:28where she doesn't feel like she has to pawn her bike or deliver pepperoni to drug dealers.
04:33And you think that you're the perfect parent?
04:35Randy, you know, when I want advice on cheeseburgers or not wearing a shirt,
04:40you know, you're the person I'll come to.
04:41All right, all right.
04:42Let's just pretend we're adults here for a moment, please.
04:45Trina, come out here for a moment.
04:49Trina, please.
04:50Come here.
04:53Gee, that was effective, Jim.
04:55Trina!
05:01What the fuck do you want, Leahy?
05:02I'm looking for my daughter, Ricky.
05:04Trina!
05:05Hey, hey, hey.
05:06Whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:07Ricky.
05:08Randy, I'll be with you in one second.
05:09Hands off the equipment.
05:10That's for official business only.
05:12I haven't seen Trina since her dysfunctional parents ground over something stupid.
05:15Get the fuck in the car.
05:16How dare you speak to us like that?
05:17How dare you marry a money-hustling caveman, honey?
05:20That is none of your business.
05:21What I do on my own time is my business.
05:23Now, listen, I own this trailer park, and I can make your life hell.
05:26You're making your daughter's life hell.
05:27You went to parent school.
05:28Maybe she'd stop running away.
05:30Jim!
05:31That's why I drink, Barbara.
05:37There's a piece of shit on my way, Leahy.
05:39I gotta go to school.
05:46Hey, Julian.
05:48Trina!
05:49What are you doing here?
05:51My parents were fighting, and that dick Sam might become my stepfather.
05:56I don't have anyone to talk to.
05:57You're lucky I'm in a rush right now.
06:00Stay back there and keep your head down.
06:01There's no place for a young lady, Trina.
06:11Sam!
06:14What's going on, dog?
06:16Who, uh, who are the ladies?
06:18Oh, I can't really talk about that, Sam.
06:21You know what I'm saying?
06:22Aye, I can.
06:23You're about to dope and smack up in this park and keep a secret.
06:26Sure.
06:27Me and T, we making an ad-off film with the ladies.
06:31You know what I'm saying?
06:33Ladies, come on over and say hi to a friend of mine.
06:36This here's Sam.
06:38You're looking kind of familiar.
06:39Have you ever been in any TV or film or anything?
06:42Me?
06:43I don't know.
06:43I used to do acting in junior high, but...
06:46Oh, that's acting experience.
06:47Wow.
06:48You look like the type of man that could really take charge of this, handle it.
06:53You want me to be in your adult video?
06:56It's just a tape for the girls.
06:57Nobody will see it.
06:59No one will ever see it.
07:00Nothing.
07:01Just a tape for they sell is going to stay on the shelves.
07:03I don't know.
07:04I don't know.
07:05I'll be honest.
07:05It didn't even occur to me.
07:06T?
07:07It didn't cross my mind.
07:08But Sam, damn, that's not a bad idea.
07:10You know what I'm saying?
07:11You know I'm engaged.
07:15All right, you guys stay here with her.
07:18We'll be back in a minute.
07:47Hey, Julian, what's in the bag?
07:48Nothing.
07:49You can get in the front now, Trina.
07:53Let me ask you something.
07:55Would you be upset if your mom and Sam broke up?
07:57Would Randy be upset if he gave him a double cheeseburger?
08:11All right.
08:11This has turned out to be one of the most fucked up days of my life.
08:13Guess what I just found out?
08:14Remember Cyrus, that idiot that tried to take over the trailer park at that time?
08:17Well, apparently he was in night school because he didn't get his fucking grade 10 either,
08:20and the teachers couldn't handle him, so he's writing his fucking final exam with us today.
08:24And all these kids coming up to me saying, hey, did you see who was with Cyrus?
08:27Guess who was with him?
08:28Lucy.
08:29And she's doing that to try to make me jealous.
08:30She's banging Cyrus.
08:31Which is bullshit.
08:33Like, do people want me to fail grade 10?
08:34I got all this dope stuff and Lucy and Cyrus on my mind today,
08:37and you fucking idiots following me around.
08:39I can't handle this, guys.
08:40But you make my words.
08:41I'm going to get my grade 10,
08:42and everybody else can just catch a boat to fuck off any land.
08:44So shut off your little camera, and I've got to go write my fucking exam.
08:47Wish I had time for a smoke, but I don't.
08:51Shut it off, guys.
08:52You're fucking pissing me off.
08:54The red light's still on on the front.
09:30The red light's still on the front.
09:34Who's smoking?
09:35Ricky.
09:37Richard, you're letting me down.
09:39I'm sorry.
09:40I'm addicted.
09:42He's cheating.
09:43And look at the back of his arms and neck.
09:45They're frigging a cheat couple.
09:47Fuck this, Cyrus.
09:48Congratulations.
09:49You both failed grade 10.
09:51Get out of my classroom.
09:52You've got to be kidding me.
09:53Get out.
09:54It's not my fault.
09:55You made me do it.
09:56I'm going to have to talk to your mother about this, Jacob.
09:58I'm really disappointed.
09:59Get out of my class.
10:00Please don't call her.
10:00Get out of my class.
10:01Please don't call her.
10:03Hey, Cyrus.
10:03Knock, knock.
10:07Who's there?
10:08Someone who just failed grade 10.
10:12I'll see you later.
10:15Well, you can't see me now because you're kicked out of grade 10.
10:18Fuck off.
10:18I got work to do.
10:20Have fun getting a job since you kicked out of grade 10, you fucking dummy.
10:23Richard, you're on thin ice.
10:26Eyes back down to your paper.
10:27Sorry, Miss Culleroy.
10:37What's up with the truck, Mr. Leahy?
10:39I found a loophole in the lease I signed with Julian for the Airstream.
10:44Legally, we can't control what goes on inside the Airstream.
10:48But figuratively, the trailer is no fixed address, Randy.
10:53So we can legally move it.
10:56Exactly.
10:58We're going to move little Ricky's dope growing operation right here to our driveway, Randy.
11:04That'll throw a wrench into their little dope growing plans.
11:08Brilliant, sir.
11:08Cheers.
11:10What are these things hanging in the trees, J-Rock?
11:12Bubbles, they're the stick pimps, you know what I'm saying?
11:15Aight, this here's the scene where the three lumberjacks come in, you know what I'm saying?
11:18Bubbles, you untie them witch hoes, you know what I'm saying?
11:20And get your freak on.
11:22And then Sam, y'all come in and say, no, hang on now.
11:25You ain't getting your freak on until I get paid, right?
11:27Because I'm your witch hoes, you know what I'm saying?
11:28Corey and Trevor, hang on just one second.
11:31Bubbles, you aight?
11:32I'm aight, let's do it.
11:33Aight, Bubbles, go get your freak on, you know what I'm saying?
11:35Action.
11:40My witches are going to burn in my woods, lady.
11:42Oh, thank you, kind sir.
11:44How can we repay you for saving our lives?
11:46Oh, I got a couple of ideas.
11:48Oh, my, you're a naughty lumberjack.
11:51Hey, hold it there, lumberjack.
11:53No one's getting my witches unless I get paid.
11:56Or else I'm going to burn them.
11:58You can pay me in livestock, landese, or gold coins.
12:02I'm Corey, Trevor, go play it.
12:05Get your freak on, Corey, Trevor.
12:06It's all good, you know what I'm saying?
12:09And cut.
12:10Aight, that's a wrap.
12:12Don't we get to do stuff?
12:13You said we were going to get to do stuff.
12:15That's dope.
12:15We got it all in the first two takes, you know what I'm saying?
12:17Oh, shit, man.
12:18We got played.
12:18That's ridiculous, man.
12:19Come on.
12:20Why don't you all go home and do some practicing yourselves?
12:23Cold, man.
12:24Why don't you fuck off?
12:25My boy's going to play in the big league someday.
12:28Peace.
12:28Go on.
12:30Go on, you guys.
12:31Right?
12:31Take the camera, right?
12:33Run through the woods, spin around, do all kinds of crazy shit.
12:36And you act all scared and stuff, and you're running, right?
12:38You're running around acting crazy with the camera, and then you stop and you say, I ain't
12:41never been no frisky in my life.
12:43Yep.
12:43You know what I'm saying?
12:43You take this flashlight, right, and put it onto your face, you know what I'm saying?
12:46You run and do it crazy.
12:48You know what I'm saying?
12:49I think so.
12:49You're scared, but you're frisky, right?
12:51Right.
12:52Go.
13:00Say it now.
13:03I ain't never been so frisky in my life.
13:09How was that, J-Rock?
13:10What was that?
13:12I don't know, dog.
13:13I don't even believe that you're frisky, right?
13:15Try it again, but it sounds like you're really frisky, right?
13:18You're, like, scared.
13:18J-Rock, I've done it four times.
13:21I don't know if I can do it any better.
13:23One more time.
13:23No one's going to ever see this, all right?
13:24Sam, you got the word of the J to the ROC.
13:28J-Rock, this is a great idea, man.
13:30Sam, you the bear pimp.
13:32You the pimp.
13:34Thank you, J-Rock.
13:36This is the best day of my life, Bubbles.
13:39Zoom in on Sam, super pimp.
13:45Thank God I found you, man.
13:47Listen.
13:47What do you want, Lucy?
13:49Cyrus has totally freaked out.
13:50He flunked grade 10 this morning, and I broke up with him,
13:52and he is on a fucking rampage.
13:54He's got a gun, and he's looking for you,
13:56and he said he's going to kill you.
13:57What the fuck are you talking about when he's going to kill me?
13:59It's not my fault.
14:00Listen, he knows that I went out with him
14:02because I wanted to make you jealous.
14:04And he's all fucked up.
14:06So come on, let's go.
14:07Lucy, I don't got time for this shit right now.
14:09No, just come with me.
14:10Just ten minutes.
14:11We really got to talk about this.
14:12Let's go.
14:12Do you got two bucks I can borrow for gas?
14:14Yes, I do.
14:15Of course.
14:16Hi, Barb.
14:16Julian.
14:17Listen, there's something on this tape you should watch
14:19before you consider Mary and Sam.
14:21What do you mean, consider Mary and Sam?
14:22I am scared.
14:24Just watch it.
14:24It was filmed today.
14:25What was filmed today?
14:27Julian!
14:28Oh, that's a really good grading present.
14:30I can't wait till Ricky sees that cocksucker.
14:32Yeah, I just hope you did okay on this exam.
14:34Hey, Sarah, where's Ricky?
14:36I've got to find him.
14:36Why?
14:37Freaking Leahy's hauling this dope trailer away.
14:39Are you serious?
14:39Yes, come on.
14:40Let's go, guys.
14:41Let's go.
14:42Holy fuck.
14:45The Bear Pim Project.
14:46Have you seen this little masterpiece?
14:47Where did you get this?
14:48Julian dropped it off.
14:49How could you do this to me, you bastard?
14:51Honey, give me a chance to explain.
14:53You know, I've always wanted to be an actor, okay?
14:55And actors have to be open to different experiences.
14:57And I was just pretending.
14:59It was just...
14:59There is no way in hell that I would marry you.
15:01And you know what?
15:02I hate hot dogs.
15:06I hate hot dogs.
15:10Look, Lucy, what do you expect?
15:11I'm just going to drop everything now and go back with you?
15:13After you went up with fucking Randy and Cyrus?
15:16Yes.
15:17Well, fuck, Lucy, that's fuck.
15:19Randy's a fucking size squad.
15:20Watch out there, sir.
15:21Fill up with the cream.
15:23No, don't fill it up, for God's sakes.
15:24Just put $2.35 for regular.
15:27Okay.
15:30Like, my perspectives have changed now since school and new relationships and stuff, Lucy.
15:33I'm a different man.
15:34You're talking about Sarah, right?
15:37Yeah, I knew it.
15:38Right?
15:40Not totally maybe all because of Sarah, but the thing is, is that...
15:44Look, I'll drive you back to the park, but there's probably a pretty good chance that
15:49it might be over between us.
15:52I'm sorry.
15:53$2.35, sir.
15:58What the hell is going on?
16:00You're in trouble now, Leahy.
16:01Ricky's here, buddy.
16:02What are you guys doing in my trailer?
16:04What the hell are you doing in Ricky's car?
16:06What the hell are you doing living in Ricky's car?
16:07It's not what it looks like.
16:08Just calm down for a second.
16:09Listen...
16:09Bottle kick!
16:16Oh, fuck.
16:17That was a lot of bottles.
16:19You listen here, Leahy.
16:19He unhooked this trailer right the fuck now.
16:21I got a lease for this shit.
16:23What do you want?
16:25What the fuck?
16:26Where the fuck are you doing in J-Rock?
16:28Bubbles?
16:28Trunk.
16:29Guns.
16:29Let's go.
16:29I need backup here.
16:31I need backup here.
16:43What the fuck's going on, Jules?
16:45All them guns and shit?
16:46I don't play that shit, you boys.
16:48Julian, what's going on?
16:50You stay down or don't move.
16:52Julian, I need some fucking help here.
16:56Back me up!
17:02Rayden, 9-1-1-1, we need the cops.
17:09Fuck!
17:10I'm fucking shooting!
17:11Oh, fuck!
17:16Stop your fire!
17:17Boys, listen, listen.
17:19The cops are coming.
17:20We've got to get that trailer out of here.
17:21It's full of dope.
17:25Get rid of that gun, Bubbles!
17:26You fucking dead!
17:27You fucking shot me!
17:32Come on, boys!
17:33You're fucking dead!
17:35What kind of trouble can I get in for driving you guys with all the dope and these guns and
17:40all the crazy bullshit?
17:42It's not a big deal, Bubbles.
17:44Don't worry about it.
17:45We've got in a little bit of a gunfight.
17:47We've got shot a little bit.
17:48It's no big deal.
17:49A bit of dope to get rid of.
17:50We're fine.
17:51I don't know, Ricky.
17:51I heard that, you know, you can get in a lot of trouble for having that much dope and
17:56guns.
17:57Bubbles, you'll just get a slap on the wrist, man.
17:59Everything will be cool.
18:00You might get a fine or something.
18:01I'll take care of it.
18:02I promise.
18:02Well, you guys will get in big trouble.
18:04It's no big trouble.
18:05We've been in a lot worse shit than this, Bubbles.
18:07This was nothing.
18:08What the hell?
18:09Fuck!
18:10Great!
18:10A hella fucking copter!
18:11Oh, my God!
18:12We have a suspect heading north on Highway 103 in a Bronco during an Airstream trailer.
18:19Suspect is leaning out of the vehicle.
18:20Get the fuck out of here!
18:21There's nothing to see here!
18:22Leave us the fuck alone!
18:23We're just on vacation!
18:24I'm calling the cops at your boy.
18:26I'm way too fucking low, you assholes!
18:29Fuck, this sucks right now.
18:31This is gonna be cool, boys.
18:32We're gonna get away with this.
18:33Don't worry about it.
18:34There's a helicopter behind us!
18:36Oh, shit!
18:36Just keep driving!
18:37We'll lose it in the trees up here or something.
18:39Is that a kitty on the run?
18:40I need a fucker!
18:41There's a kitty on the run!
18:42Don't do it!
18:48Boys, come on.
18:48She's gonna blow.
18:50Son of a bitch!
18:51Come on, Ricky!
19:00Vehicle has crashed.
19:01Repeat, the vehicle has crashed.
19:02Suspects are on foot.
19:04I'm never getting in the vehicle with you again!
19:07I'm not gonna run over here, Katie, to save your dope, Ricky!
19:11Come on, boys.
19:12What do you think?
19:13We gotta hide!
19:14Boys, the cops!
19:15Ricky, give me your gun!
19:16I'm getting out of here!
19:17The hash!
19:17The hash is still in the trailer!
19:19We gotta get it!
19:20Ricky!
19:21Ricky!
19:23There's no hash in the trailer!
19:25What?
19:26You smoked all the hash?
19:27I sold it this morning!
19:29Check it out!
19:30The evidence is on fire!
19:31They can't do shit to us!
19:33Ricky!
19:34Julian!
19:35Help me!
19:36I'm all tangled up in this fucking wire!
19:38Come on, guys!
19:39We gotta get out of here!
19:40We're not leaving, boys!
19:41Ricky!
19:42Julian!
19:42Help me!
19:43I'm all tangled up in this fucking wire!
19:46Come on, boys!
19:46We gotta get out of here!
19:48Help me out!
19:53Freeze!
19:54Nobody moves!
19:55All right, everybody calm down here!
19:57Let's put the chopper out of here and just calm down!
20:00This guy's totally innocent.
20:01He's a farmer.
20:02Came out to help us out of the wreck.
20:03He saved our lives.
20:04And you guys are gonna be sued if you arrest him.
20:06He's innocent.
20:06That's right.
20:07That's right.
20:08I can't see that.
20:10Well, I tripped into that wire.
20:11I don't even know what's fucking going on here.
20:13There's a helicopter over there.
20:15My cows are scared.
20:17Everybody can get the fuck off my property!
20:19Two suspects in custody.
20:20Headquarters has identified another vehicle approaching.
20:23Jim Leahy, trailer park supervisor from the Sunnyvale trailer park.
20:26The other man with no shirt is Randy.
20:29Hey, boys!
20:30Good luck back in con college!
20:33Fuck you, Lee!
20:34Get this fucking helicopter out of here!
20:36Come on, guys!
20:36You owe me $500 damage to the Airstream!
20:41Not a problem, Lee.
20:42He'll give it to you as soon as I'm released.
20:44Which will be in a little bit, because we didn't do anything wrong.
20:46There's no evidence nothing happened.
20:47We're on a little vacation here, guys.
20:48Had a bit of an accident.
20:50Calm down.
20:51You guys don't got shit.
20:52You don't have jack shit.
20:53There's no fucking evidence, nothing.
20:54I don't want your badge numbers, because I'm suing you.
20:57Everything's cool, Ricky!
20:58Well, if they think we're going to jail, they're fucking dreaming.
21:00I'm suing your families and your grandparents and your fucking pets.
21:04I need a cigarette here, for fuck's sake.
21:09There's the food that you like.
21:10Your favorite type.
21:16There you go.
21:18Tend like you know me.
21:36I guess we're back in jail.
21:39And not real happy about it, but, uh, you know, they nailed us on a few things.
21:43Misdemeanors, like drinking and driving, destruction of property, evading arrest, dangerous use of a firearm.
21:50Well, those are the ones that we got nailed with, anyway.
21:52We got off with a few others, because we pled guilty to those.
21:54Ricky, tell them about your exam.
21:58I got my grade 10.
21:59I got 57, which is awesome.
22:00It's the best mark I've ever got without cheating, so I'm really happy.
22:03I can't believe it still.
22:04I never thought I was going to get my grade 10 ever in my whole life, so.
22:08Now I can maybe even get my grade 11.
22:09Who knows?
22:10I'm proud of him.
22:20What's that?
22:23Who's that key?
22:25When we get out of here, we're going to have a few extra dollars, so.
22:29I can handle this.
22:31We're retired, buddy.
22:34Two months.
22:36Dope's not that bad, either.
23:03What's that key?
23:06Yeah.
23:06It's not that bad, because we're here.