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00:0520 pounds are you fucking serious do you know how many tomatoes that is no I'm not saying that
00:10no I didn't fucking say that what I'm saying is you didn't tell us that now I've got some
00:14shit growing here and I can't fucking grow that many tomatoes with what I got this is fucked
00:19this has got to be the best idea I've ever had I mean think about it dope goes for way
00:22more awesomer price in jail supply and command I mean if you're in jail you're lucky to get
00:26stone once a week when you do the dope sucks I don't see anything wrong with having dope in jail
00:31and if there's going to be dope in jail we may as well be the ones supplying it well the
00:34thing that
00:34worries me right off the bat is that they're hydroponic vegetable garden was just supposed
00:40to be a you know a small operation now the prison guards are phoning every day looking for more and
00:44more dope who can go fuck who self no no you should have been up front with me told me
00:49yo yeah what's
00:50up what's 20 pounds Ricky sorry with that man all right yeah everything's on schedule here all right
00:56all right talk to you later great listen Rick this is big all right they're selling the dope to 10
01:06other prisons across Canada they want it all up front one shot one deal if we can't do this man
01:11they're gonna find someone else to take this contract all right we got to do this man Julian
01:15gets an order for twice as much more dope and he thinks he can just wave some money around the
01:18magical fairy grandmother of dope's gonna come and give us twice as much dope but that's not gonna
01:22happen how are we gonna get the equipment I can't even afford fucking cigarettes or pepperoni
01:26same clothes for three fucking years Ricky's brain doesn't work like other people's Ricky can
01:33handle one thought at a time you throw two or three at him he's gonna fucking train wreck
02:24I've got a plan all right
02:26go get Cory Trevor and Sarah meet me back at race house in a half hour all right buddy and
02:31don't
02:31worry I'll fill the whole trailer full of dope you can get the equipment that's what I want to hear
02:34buddy positive thinking okay half hour Ricky let's go well I don't know who's telling you Julian's the
02:40brains of the operation but I mean we're both the brains of the operation he's smart I'm smart we're
02:45smart in different ways I guess like I'm smart like playing hockey and doing things like growing dope
02:50that he's smarter when it comes to clear thinking and explaining things to people and that's why we're a
02:55good team because I'm good at the hands-on applicatory stuff and he explains things in a clear kind of
03:01way and
03:02when he thinks when he talks for fuck's sake so I'm having trouble talking to you but I am smart
03:08dad
03:09dad
03:11Trina
03:12what are you doing here well mom said I could stay for a bit
03:15that's right I've been sinking
03:17Trina's with you you might get your act together
03:19well
03:21it's a great idea
03:23Randy
03:23Barbara
03:23all right Trina honey come say bye-bye I'll see you later
03:26love you love you too darling be good yeah mr. Leahy's daughter Trina came today she comes every
03:32summer to stay with him
03:35fuck this fucking car
03:37relax Ricky put the car in park or neutral Rick it's in drive
03:44Ricky it's in drive
03:45fuck off I know how to work this fucking car
03:55who is that
03:58those are two of the biggest losers you'll ever meet
04:02Trina
04:03I don't want you to have anything to do with them
04:05dad chill
04:09all right here's the plan
04:10we're gonna open up a little nightclub here in the trailer park
04:13J-Rock
04:14tell them where we're gonna set up this bar man
04:16oh yeah
04:17that's right
04:18my homeboy talking about opening up a trailer park
04:20nightclub and casino all up in my trailer
04:23you know what I'm saying
04:23my mom's up in Moncton for two weeks
04:26we're talking about throwing it down whole school pimp titan you know what I'm saying
04:29well I mean they could have picked a better day to open a bar in the trailer park
04:33Leahy just promoted Randy to weekend park supervisor so he's all gung-ho to impress
04:38Leahy that he can keep control of the park
04:41yeah mr. Leahy and Randy are gonna freak out
04:43no they're not that's why we're gonna go to the little barbecue today and show them a good time
04:47I've got to figure it out
04:48fuck you Tom we're not going to the stupid little party
04:50Ricky we're gonna go to this barbecue you got to keep your friends close but your enemies
04:53closer you got it man you understand
04:56everybody got invited to the party except us which is fine by me anyway because I don't play that shit
05:01and I don't think Randy's that cool and his head got bigger than his gut since he got promoted to
05:05weekend supervisor
05:06okay I got a plan for you two guys you're gonna do a little B&E for me
05:10Trevor and Corey are stupid as fuck I mean I've met cats and dogs smarter than Trevor and Corey
05:14most cats and dogs are smarter than Trevor and Corey
05:17but I mean Julian should know him better than Descend fucking Corey and Trevor
05:21those two are fucking dumb
05:24you fucking steal a van you go to self-storage place you steal some lights and equipment
05:28we got Leahy and them kept busy how fucking hard can that be
05:32I don't know I don't want to be all sentimental and gooey and stuff but I love them guys man
05:37and I think they sincerely love us too
05:40Julian was right I mean if any shit goes down Trevor and Corey would be the ones taking the heat
05:43not us
05:43that's why we usually work with Trevor and Corey because they go to jail instead of us which is perfect
05:57jeez freaking grease
05:58okay everybody I think we're all here I'd like to take this opportunity to propose a toast to the birthday
06:05boy
06:06Randy who's given us so many years of his life
06:09here's to many more
06:11cheers
06:14good in here buddy congratulations on your promotion to weekend trailer park supervisor
06:19really happy for you Randy it's a great job you deserve buddy
06:21way to go
06:23well you guys don't care
06:25I mean what are you doing here anyway
06:26we do our thing they do theirs they distract Randy and Leahy while we get the shit easy as that
06:31I got it I got it I got it
06:35got it got it got it
06:36yes
06:37thank you very much
06:38we did it
06:45see Corey green wire I told you the green wire
06:52it's got to be here somewhere Corey
06:53what was the street we're looking for again
06:55dude man I don't fucking know he just said it was like a blue warehouse and shit it was like
06:58Ainsum over there dude
07:00you can't fuck this up Corey
07:05shit
07:07what was I just talking about
07:08what
07:19what the fuck you guys doing here
07:21there's like 20 warehouses
07:22man we don't know what we're doing
07:23no there's only two
07:25what street were you on
07:26yeah there was two
07:27it's Dutch street
07:27how fucking hard is it to remember that
07:29shut up
07:30you guys are so fucking stupid
07:34yeah man there's like eight
07:35I swear there's like eight warehouses
07:36wait he's watching us here
07:38Ricky
07:39take these two
07:40get that van out of here quick
07:41and get this the fuck done
07:42I'm gonna go with these fucking dicks
07:44yes you are
07:44come here for a minute
07:46I'm putting you in charge okay
07:48you're gonna take that van
07:49you're gonna go to the warehouse
07:50with these two dicks over here
07:51you're gonna break in
07:52and then you're gonna wait in the van
07:54be an ease
07:54it's great not
07:55Ricky listen man
07:56this is easy
07:57if anything happens
07:58these two dicks are gonna take the heat
07:59think about it
08:01look man here take that
08:03and you be careful with that okay
08:21alright
08:22this is ridiculous dude
08:23the stereo lights
08:24you got everything
08:24the tooling's gonna be pumped man
08:25stereo stuff
08:26we ain't screwed up once
08:27all we gotta do now is that's what comes
08:29yeah dude
08:29oh shit
08:32it's fucking wild
08:34for fuck's sakes
08:38holy fuck
08:39shit
08:40where the fuck are you guys
08:47where the fuck are you guys
08:49you fucking idiots
08:54holy shit
08:55holy shit
08:55holy shit
08:55holy shit
08:59god damn it
09:00shit
09:01where the fuck are you dicks
09:03I got it
09:04I got it
09:04what the fuck are you guys
09:06what the fuck are you guys doing
09:08fuck it up
09:09fuck it
09:09oh fuck
09:12I'm fucking shot
09:14just a second you dicks
09:16fucking fuck
09:17it's killing me you idiots
09:18okay dude
09:18we're going to the hospital right now
09:20you're heading the fuck around
09:21we're going to the hospital dude
09:22we're going to the hospital
09:23we're not going to the hospital you idiot
09:25just think about carbs
09:26you fucking re-turn
09:26look at my fuck
09:27it's a flesh wound
09:28Ricky shot himself
09:30like he shot himself
09:31and then he's yelling at us man
09:33that's ridiculous dude
09:34he's all yelling at us
09:35we didn't even do anything man
09:36it's his fault
09:37it's his gun
09:37what do we get for it
09:39bullshit
09:40Trevor you got the keys
09:41idiots
09:41someone got the keys
09:42we gotta
09:42take off your fucking shirt
09:43I'm not telling you
09:45we gotta get off your fucking shirt
09:46let go of me
09:46give me a fucking shit
09:47let go of me
09:48shit
09:48I'm damn
09:49they can't drive
09:50fuck's sake
09:51Cory get us the fuck out of here
09:52I'm sorry
09:52I ain't got the key
09:53we gotta walk you guys
09:54get your shit
09:55we gotta walk
09:56dummies
09:56I'm sick of this shit
09:57we don't do these things for ourselves man
09:59we did it for him
10:00and then we got played
10:01and that's disrespectful man
10:02and it's cold
10:04and he's hard on Trevor too man
10:06and I don't play that
10:07I'm not playing that shit anymore
10:09thanks man
10:10sorry about this dude
10:11we were totally baked
10:12you were baked
10:13you smoked a joint without me
10:14you had hands taped in there
10:16you fucking idiot
10:16well you wanted me to fucking tape it
10:18here
10:18damn boy
10:28what happened to you
10:29I got shot
10:30you got shot
10:31who shot you
10:31it doesn't matter who shot me
10:33these guys are idiots
10:34Ricky
10:35a shit like this
10:35is gonna land our asses back in jail
10:37you idiot
10:37no shit
10:38the fucking idiot
10:39set off alarm
10:39to fucking talk
10:40you swear you little girl
10:41hey guys
10:42what are you doing
10:44not now okay
10:46please
10:47you're doing business here Ricky
10:52shut up you dicks
10:53get out of here
10:54freak off
10:54are you okay Trina
10:55yeah
10:57I'm okay
10:57let me get that for you
10:59thanks
11:01chinky now
11:01I understand why Julian doesn't trust her
11:04I mean she is Leahy's daughter
11:05and we are opening up
11:06an illegal nightclub
11:07in the trailer park
11:08which I don't think is a big deal
11:09but according to the police it is
11:10and according to Leahy it is
11:11and we are on probation and stuff
11:13so
11:14you're not as bad as my dad says
11:16yeah well your dad's a bit of an idiot
11:18I mean somehow Trina turned out
11:19pretty normal considering how fucked up her father is
11:21and I feel bad for her
11:23and that's why I try to be a bit of a role model for Trina
11:25and the other kids around the park
11:26and I think it's good
11:27like if I had a role model when I was younger
11:29learning how to grow dope
11:31things would have been a lot smoother
11:32because now if some kid wants to grow dope
11:34they can come and talk to me
11:35and instead of growing dope six or seven times
11:37through denial and error
11:38then they're going to get it right the first time
11:40and have some good dope
11:41and not just that
11:41I mean I can show them how to fix cars
11:43and play hockey or cutting grass
11:45and different things like that
11:46you're not going to learn from a fucked up father like Leahy
11:49I owe you one
11:50oh shit I could use a favor right now
11:52if you don't mind you can take those bottles back to the store
11:54and get me two bags of chicken chips
11:56and the rest of pepperoni
11:56that'd be cool
11:58okay
11:59and don't tell your dad about that either
12:01no he's having his alone time with Randy
12:03oh right on
12:03thanks
12:04thank you Trina
12:05chicken chips don't forget
12:07pepperoni
12:07alright guys let's get this shit set up
12:09we're opening tonight
12:11tonight
12:13what you talking about you boy
12:14alright you guys it's golden
12:16you know what I'm saying rock pile
12:17get my turntable set up
12:19top of bags of ice
12:20bottles and liquor
12:28oh yeah
12:31welcome y'all to the dopest flyest shit in the nation
12:33you know what I'm saying
12:34y'all wanted a licensed bar
12:36I'm your trailer park
12:37now jaywalk and the rock pile
12:39is about to present
12:40our licensed crib
12:41you know what I'm saying
12:42open for business
12:43my boys down front
12:44throwing the shit down
12:45come on come on
12:46we talking about busting the shit up
12:48come on we open
12:51I was shocked
12:51I mean it was open tonight
12:52I expected a few people to come in
12:54but it was packed
12:55I couldn't believe how many people showed up
12:56so I don't know where Trevor and Corey
12:58took all those flyers
12:59but a lot of people showed up
13:00and it was like a high class crowd
13:01alright jayrock's on the mic tonight
13:03let me see your hands up
13:04we're doing it right
13:05hands up
13:06throw your hands up
13:07throw your hands up
13:08aww yeah
13:09throw your hands up
13:10throw your hands up
13:11throw your hands up
13:12aww yeah
13:13it's all about ladies dude
13:15it really is
13:16it is man
13:17it's so cool
13:17and the best part is
13:18is with us getting everything
13:20and getting all the gear
13:21we're kind of responsible
13:22for the whole bar happening
13:23so it's kind of like our bar
13:25it's pretty much
13:25it's even cool
13:25we're going to be like VIPs
13:33I think Julian was the first one to notice
13:35but I knew something
13:36something weird was up
13:38it was all guys there
13:41nice clothes
13:43nice cologne on
13:44you know
13:45what I'm saying
13:48Sarah was the only girl there
13:49I noticed that right away
14:06guys guys let me talk to you for a minute
14:09just curious
14:11where'd you hand out those flowers I gave you about the bar
14:13this new bar
14:14it just opened up
14:15yeah dude
14:16it was still weird dancing and shit
14:17we had a great time man
14:18what was the name of it?
14:20oh uh
14:20it was like
14:21empty closet
14:22empty closet
14:24you guys don't have a clue do you?
14:27what?
14:27well that makes sense
14:28you know it was just good
14:30it was mostly guys and stuff
14:31and they were asking for Madonna
14:32and different kinds of music like that
14:34which was cool
14:34but I didn't rather think much of it
14:36Julian was the first person to notice
14:37that something was a little out of the ordinary
14:39so who are the ladies?
14:40oh this is Chantal
14:41Chantal
14:42how you doing?
14:43my friend Julian
14:44Chanty
14:44nice to meet you
14:45these guys are great guys by the way
14:48thanks
14:48have a good night
14:49thanks Julian
14:50thanks you too
14:53yeah Julian and I go way back and shit
14:55he's really cute
14:56yeah he's cool
14:57we stole all the stuff to open up this bar
14:58is he nice?
14:59yeah he's cool
15:00I'm like his big brother
15:04except I'm younger
15:36turn that fucking music off now
15:39your best step off Randy
15:40with your no shirt
15:41lawn mowing cheeseburger
15:42you prick
15:44really sorry everybody
15:45party's over
15:46just fucking Randy
15:48strolls in there
15:48like he's the head honcho
15:50with the fucking trailer park
15:51and has to make a big impression
15:53in front of a lady
15:53he didn't shut the fucking bar down
15:54it's bullshit
15:55gotta ask everyone to leave
15:57party's over
15:57sorry
15:59gotta go
16:00party's over
16:02what in the fuck were you thinking?
16:04opening up a bar
16:05and a fucking trailer
16:06in a trailer park
16:07you knew this was my first night in charge
16:09now the cops are on the way
16:10and you're going down
16:12it's just a big game they play
16:13that oh Ricky and Julian are on probation
16:15so we'll call the cops
16:16and bring in the cops
16:17and make a big fucking scene
16:18and ooh Randy's in charge
16:20of the trailer park on weekends now
16:21so we gotta show everybody
16:22how big and fucking tough Randy is
16:25it pisses me off
16:27you're out of line tonight Randy
16:28I'm not shutting this bar down
16:30look Julian
16:31I was wondering if you could give me this one
16:33in front of Mr. Leahy
16:34it's my first night in charge
16:35and I want to make a good impression
16:38so what are you saying?
16:40close the bar down
16:41I'll deal with the police
16:43you get to keep the money that you made
16:45and I get to score a victory
16:46in front of Mr. Leahy
16:48come on buddy
16:48that way we both win
17:10alright
17:11just get the police out of here
17:12I don't want to talk to any cops
17:13no problem
17:16thanks Julian
17:23I can't go to jail
17:25who's gonna look after my kitties
17:27please don't kick me
17:27guys guys this guy's okay
17:28he hasn't done anything tonight
17:29you can let him go
17:30hey Randy
17:31Jim
17:32officer
17:33you boys mind telling me
17:34what the hell is going on here tonight
17:35I know what's going on
17:36officer George Green
17:37officer billiard ball
17:38talking about going through drive-thru
17:39get some cheeseburgers
17:40watch it Jamie
17:42thanks for the quick response guys
17:44I'm the weekend park supervisor here
17:46and the situation is under control
17:48Julian
17:49that's it
17:50the bar shut down for good
17:52done
17:52alright Randy
17:54you win
17:54I'm gonna shut down the bar alright
17:57Julian made it look like Randy
17:59shut the bar down
18:00helped Randy look good
18:01in front of Leahy
18:02on his first weekend
18:03as weekend park supervisor
18:06whatever the fuck he is
18:07somebody I gotta take off
18:09Sears back at my place
18:10alright
18:10alright
18:11you cool
18:11yeah I'm cool
18:12see you tomorrow buddy
18:13take her easy
18:25hey Ricky
18:26they only had one bag of chicken chips
18:28at the store
18:28so I put the rest into pepperoni
18:30exactly what I would have did Trina
18:32thanks
18:32that's awesome
18:33so we're friends now
18:35yeah we're friends
18:36good
18:36well see ya
18:38okay
18:39oh shit
18:40look
18:41Ricky why don't you run in the house
18:42and get her a pair of your old track pants
18:44there buddy
18:44that's good idea
18:48Ray
18:48yeah
18:49that's Ricky's pepperoni
18:50I bought it
18:52my dad eat my fucking pepperoni again
18:55now I got no pepperoni
18:56came back here
18:57because I'm craving a piece of pepperoni
18:58opened the fridge
18:59should have lots
19:00I sent Trina to the store
19:01three fucking times
19:02to buy pepperoni today
19:03so far
19:03none left
19:05so now I got to send her back to the store
19:06to buy more pepperoni
19:07and it's gonna have to come out of her pocket
19:09I hope he realizes that
19:10he thinks he's stealing my pepperoni
19:12and he doesn't give a fuck
19:13but
19:13little does he know
19:14he's taking money from a little girl now
19:15and eating her pepperoni
19:18these are really cool
19:19yeah I wore those
19:20second time I was in grade 7
19:22thanks
19:23no problem
19:23see you later buddy
19:24alright
19:25see ya
19:27what happened to all my pepperoni
19:29I can't believe it
19:30we made all this in two hours
19:32here J-Rock
19:34I need some hydro gear
19:38I need two pumps
19:40everything for two more tables
19:41ten lights
19:42thirty-nine pots
19:42and thirty-nine dope clones
19:44BC Buds
19:44train number seventeen
19:46damn motherfucker
19:47that's some pile of shit
19:48you know what I'm saying
19:49how much dope
19:49is you motherfuckers growing
19:50can you get it for me or what
19:53damn right dog
19:54I'll get that shit for you
19:55in 24 hours
19:56motherfucking
19:56you know what I'm saying
19:57nice man
19:57pace
19:59well what do you say Bubbles
20:00go back to my place
20:01have a couple drinks
20:03fucking right
20:03I already got half
20:04the fucking bars on
20:05right on
20:06want to get a pizza
20:07or something share
20:08let's do it buddy
20:20do you guys get any
20:21Jimmy hats
20:23no
20:23man that's alright though
20:24thanks man for the hook up
20:26tonight that's dope
20:26the only two ladies in the place
20:28man
20:29pace
20:36I didn't
20:37did you do anything
20:38I didn't do anything
20:38did you do anything
20:39no
20:40unless you did
20:41I didn't
20:41no I
20:41I didn't if you did
20:43I don't know
20:43I mean but even if you did
20:45do something
20:45I don't
20:46I don't
20:47I think technically
20:48like if
20:49if the girl
20:50did something to you
20:52and you didn't do it back
20:53like
20:53that's
20:54you didn't really
20:55do anything
21:23do anything
21:26on
21:35I don't
21:36I don't
21:42I don't
21:55know
21:55I don't
21:55I don't