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00:00That's the worst thing that's pretty black.
00:02Oh my fuck, look who it is, man.
00:04Is that him?
00:05Right there, right over there.
00:06Is that him?
00:06Put your gun away, you...
00:07There's people everywhere.
00:08Put your fucking gun away.
00:10Put your gun down, man.
00:11I'm serious.
00:11You want to get arrested?
00:14You guys, leave us alone.
00:16Leave him there.
00:17Walk away from the dog.
00:17Release the dog, asshole.
00:19Leave us alone.
00:19Release the dog.
00:21Release him.
00:22I got two.
00:22Put the fucking gun down.
00:24Put it down.
00:25Put it down.
00:26Put the fucking gun down.
00:27Put the gun down.
00:38My name is Julian.
00:40Today is a special day
00:41because I'm finally getting out of prison.
00:43I've been looking forward to this day
00:44for the past 18 months.
00:46My name's Ricky
00:47and I've been in here for about 18 months now.
00:50I'm getting out today, thank fuck.
00:52Well, you guys are going to get to know Ricky, I think,
00:54and because I know you guys want to follow him around as well,
00:58which is cool.
00:59I'll tell you one thing,
00:59tonight I am getting drunk at Julian's
01:02and it's going to be awesome.
01:03You guys want to come tape it, that's fine,
01:04but we are going to get really drunk.
01:06It's going to be wicked.
01:07Hopefully there'll be a bit of dope around too.
01:10I've been kind of like a teacher to him, I guess,
01:12and I'm sick of teaching him.
01:14I'm going to get out of prison.
01:16I'm going to move back to the trailer park.
01:17I'm going to live a good, clean life.
01:19I've matured now.
01:20Things are going to be totally different.
01:48You're better.
02:10I do blame Ricky, of course I do, like, everybody knows that he's the reason why I went to jail
02:14in the first place.
02:15You know, Ricky doesn't think.
02:17So, you know, I'm not going to hang out with him anymore.
02:20I'm just going to look up for number one, which is me.
02:23No more Ricky.
02:25Julian can frig off if that's what he's telling me, because it's not my fault.
02:28It's Julian's fault he went to jail.
02:29He's the one who forced feeding me drugs and every other goddamn thing.
02:32It's not my fault.
02:34So, you know, if that's what he says, that's fine.
02:36It doesn't matter anyway, because the counselor's told me it's society's fault, not my fault.
02:40And if Julian's going to be like that, then fine, I'm going to blame it on him,
02:43because it's his fault he went to jail three times.
02:46I don't need Julian anymore.
02:49Right on, man.
02:50I thought you left.
02:51No, no, no.
02:51Ricky, get your own cab.
02:53What are you talking about?
02:54You're getting your own cab.
02:55You're not sharing my cab.
02:56Get out of here.
02:56We're just going back to the trailer park.
02:57Did you get any money?
02:58No, that's why I need a ride.
03:00Well, get your own cab.
03:01This is the way you want to treat me.
03:02Is it on camera?
03:03Here's your bad.
03:04Don't throw my shit around.
03:13You guys turn that off.
03:17If you've ever been in jail before, there's nothing better than getting out of jail and coming home.
03:27Jeez, she's gotten bigger.
03:34Ricky and Julian, well, for the most part, they're responsible for ruining this trailer park.
03:41Used to be peaceful and quiet here.
03:44You know, what gets me most is all the young kids look up to them.
03:48I mean, I got kids flying around here, throwing bottles at people, growing dope, squealing tires, jumping motorcycles over trailers.
03:56The list goes on.
03:57And I've been park supervisor here for going on 16 years.
04:01I've seen it all.
04:01But those two, particularly Ricky, they're the worst.
04:06Give me your smokes, Gordon.
04:08Give me your friggin' smokes.
04:09Give me 15 bucks, man.
04:11Come on, I don't get some smokes, you're somewhere.
04:12Okay, Ricky.
04:14Let him up.
04:15Ricky, come on.
04:16Off.
04:17Get off here, man.
04:18Let go, Mr. Flux.
04:19Give me your smokes.
04:20Let him go, Ricky.
04:21Get out of here.
04:23Ricky.
04:23You frig off, Ricky.
04:24Randy, back off.
04:25You frig off.
04:26Back off.
04:26Stay clear.
04:27What's it like in jail, hey, buddy?
04:29Where's Julian, Ricky?
04:30Where you staying, Rick?
04:31At the fuck off hotel, Leahy.
04:33I have some respect here.
04:34Mr. Leahy's the park supervisor.
04:36What are you, his new assistant?
04:37Yes, I am.
04:39Well, that's pretty fucked up.
04:42This is Ricky's girl.
04:43I missed you, too.
04:46Is Ricky out of jail, too?
04:48Yeah.
04:50Are you gonna come and visit my mommy?
04:53I don't know, maybe.
04:55You're out of jail?
04:55You got no place to live?
04:57I got plenty of places to live.
04:58I could stay at any one of these trailers, because people here like me, not like you dicks.
05:02All right?
05:03Things have changed, Rick.
05:05Things have changed, have they?
05:06Yeah.
05:07You're gonna have to keep your nose clean, Ricky.
05:08Smokes.
05:08Let's go.
05:09Give me some smokes.
05:09I've only got two left.
05:10I'm not giving you any.
05:13You're a fucking dick.
05:15Now, Leahy, you can go fuck yourself, okay?
05:17Stay out of my business.
05:19What a friggin' jerk, man.
05:22Ricky's back.
05:25All right, so this is where I live, you know?
05:28Leave this place for 18 months and let Corey and Trevor stay here, and look what they do.
05:32When Julian gets back, it's gonna be so cool.
05:34The whole crew's gonna hang out again.
05:35We're gonna rock the trailer park like we used to, so we're gonna clean the place up.
05:39It's a little messy now and everything, but we got lots of time to clean it up.
05:43We'll have it looking as good as it was when he left.
06:05What the hell happened to my trailer, boys?
06:09Okay, chill.
06:10There's this guy named Cyrus.
06:11He just moved into here.
06:13There's nothing we can do about it.
06:14He has a gun, and he's nuts.
06:17Yeah, I moved into his trailer.
06:19Nice little spot.
06:21The way I see it, this fucking Julian guy, he lost his privileges when he went off to Conn College,
06:26you see?
06:27I'm the guy that owns the trailer now.
06:29I'm running the trailer park.
06:31And if that big, tough fucking guy comes running around here throwing his little bit of weight around, well, that
06:36fuck off.
06:39We'll help you find a new place to live, Julian.
06:41This is my place, you idiot.
06:46I'm disappointing you guys.
06:49Gone for 18 months.
06:50You know I was gonna be home today.
06:52Shit happens.
06:53This time it's not our fault.
06:54Shut up.
06:55You guys let me down.
06:57Yeah, man, Cyrus, like, he killed a kid when he was in reform school and shit, and he was, like,
07:03got even harder when he was there, and he stole cars, and he has a nine millimeter.
07:07And Lay's afraid to do anything, because he's worried about getting locked out by him, too.
07:10It's like he's the new park king or something, man.
07:12Shit changes, man.
07:16He's not even from the park.
07:17Yeah, man.
07:18He's fighting to be from the park, because he thinks it's cool to live in a trailer park.
07:23So what are you gonna do?
07:24I don't know.
07:27But I know what you guys are gonna do.
07:29You're gonna start cleaning up this mess.
07:33Now.
07:34I don't think we got any cleaners.
07:36Clean it up!
07:38Why are you guys taping in here?
07:39You have to get permission.
07:39Don't worry about the camera, all right?
07:40A friend of mine's doing a documentary.
07:41Don't worry about it.
07:42All right.
07:43What?
07:43Look, I need some stuff, and I could rob you, or you could just give it to me.
07:47It's up to yourself.
07:48You're Ricky, right?
07:49Yeah, man.
07:50Yeah, man.
07:50You can have whatever you want.
07:51I don't care.
07:52Give me four packs of smokes, and I'm gonna take these flowers here, I guess.
07:57How many smokes, sir?
07:59I was here first, sir, bud.
08:02What's that camera doing here?
08:04None of your fucking business, actually.
08:08Obviously, you don't know who the fuck I am.
08:10Obviously, you don't know.
08:10My name is Cyrus.
08:12Cyrus.
08:12And I don't give a fuck who you are.
08:16Better chill out there, heavy metal dick.
08:19Yeah?
08:20Well, you go back to the bowling alley you came from, Elmanhead.
08:22Fuckin' lucky I'm on probation.
08:23It's all right.
08:25See ya.
08:26That's it.
08:26Bye-bye.
08:27That'll be...
08:28Where's Cyrus?
08:28You didn't pay.
08:29Fuck off.
08:43Yeah, yeah.
08:45I'm J-Rock.
08:46You know what I'm sayin'?
08:46J to the ROC up in this.
08:48This here's my boy T, Tyrone.
08:50What's up, man?
08:51This here's Mr. Green.
09:01What's up?
09:02Hey, man.
09:03How you doing, Tyrone?
09:04Good to see you, man.
09:06Good to see you, man.
09:07Welcome back, boy.
09:08What's going on, man?
09:09Not much, you know what I'm sayin'?
09:10What's going on, man?
09:11Doing all right.
09:12It's all good.
09:13So how are things going?
09:16What's wrong?
09:19Me and T got some bad news, G.
09:21Yeah.
09:22Cyrus, man.
09:23He all up in this park controlling all the liquor, selling all the dope.
09:27You know what I'm sayin'?
09:28Got a gun running around, acting hard with everybody.
09:32I'm not the king of the park anymore.
09:35Boys, listen up, all right?
09:36I'm out of jail now.
09:38This is my trailer.
09:39This is my home.
09:40I'm not worried about Cyrus, all right?
09:42Don't worry about it.
09:43Come on.
09:44All right, you boy.
09:45So what's going on?
09:47We're doing all right.
09:48We'd be dope when the new N.W.A. come out, you know what I'm saying?
09:53I've seen Lucy and Trudy since Trudy's seventh birthday.
09:56No, it was her eighth birthday.
09:59No, it was her seventh birthday, I think.
10:01But anyway, I was in jail for her seventh or eighth birthday.
10:06And, you know, they never really got a chance to come visit me in jail.
10:10And a year and a half is quite a long time to go without seeing your daughter.
10:16Or the woman you love, for that matter, I guess.
10:19Right on, boys.
10:20It's all with Bubbles.
10:22How you doing, buddy?
10:23Nice to see you, man.
10:25That's my best friend, Julian.
10:26Man, what's up?
10:27What are you doing?
10:28Home from jail.
10:29Yeah, got out today.
10:31Who's this guy?
10:32What am I on the TV for?
10:33I'm just doing that little documentary thing, you know?
10:35How are you doing?
10:37Good.
10:37So what's going on, anyway?
10:40Well, I don't know if you were in there yet, but...
10:44Dickhead moved into your trailer.
10:45I tried to stop him, but I couldn't.
10:46Yeah, Cyrus.
10:47He keeps sticking a fucking gun in my face.
10:49See this?
10:50All right.
10:53Old man gave me that when I was in grade seven.
10:56Seen a lot of action.
10:58Nine millimeter.
11:02Safety always off.
11:05Told me he was proud of me once.
11:09Fucking prick.
11:11Corey and Trevor, let him move right in.
11:13Yeah?
11:14You can move in here with me if you want.
11:16No, that's all right.
11:17That's, you know, I'm going to take care of Cyrus, but, you know...
11:19I think you should.
11:20What do you think I should do with it?
11:21Well, I'll tell you right now.
11:22I talked to him already a couple times, and he's fucking scared of you.
11:25He's waiting, wondering when you're coming home.
11:27Yeah?
11:28Yep.
11:29So all I got to do is tell him you're here, and I bet you he fucking bolts.
11:33I don't know if it's going to be that easy, but, you know...
11:36I just got to watch it, man.
11:37I'm on probation, and, you know, I'm not going back to jail.
11:40You won't have to worry about that.
11:41Yeah?
11:42Everybody in the fucking park hates him.
11:43Yeah?
11:44Leahy, everybody.
11:45Nobody fucking likes him.
11:46He fucked everyone over.
11:47All right.
11:48Well, maybe, you know, if you could get word around the park and, you know, tell everybody
11:54I'm throwing him out tonight.
11:55Yeah, I can do that.
11:56Yeah?
11:57Can you worry about that?
11:58All right.
11:58I'll go around door to fucking door if I have to.
12:00Well, enough of that stuff.
12:01Yeah, it's just good to see you.
12:11I hear you're Ricky, Julian's little jail buddy.
12:14What are you filming?
12:15More episodes of Happy Days here, Fonzie?
12:17Listen, just give me your fucking smokes.
12:20Look, buddy, I just got out of jail, all right?
12:21I don't want any trouble.
12:23Put the gun away.
12:23I mean, you're on camera with a fucking gun out.
12:29Don't give a fuck about the camera crew, okay?
12:31Just give me your fucking smokes.
12:32I'll put a bullet right through your goddamn rib cage.
12:35For fuck's sakes.
12:41I got four packs of smokes, all right?
12:43You can have two of them, all right?
12:45You're going to shoot me over two packs of smokes and go ahead, shoot me.
12:50Oh, it's your lucky fucking day then, isn't it, jail boy?
12:53Tell your friend Julian to get the fuck out of the trailer park.
12:56He'll have Cyrus and you know what to deal with.
12:59Fuck off somewhere.
13:00I got work to do.
13:02I don't even hang around with Julian anymore.
13:13What the fuck do you think you're doing?
13:15What's this?
13:15Come and talk to Lucy.
13:16Don't worry about it.
13:17There's something Julian's doing.
13:18What the Julian's doing?
13:20Sarah, it doesn't matter.
13:21Where's Lucy?
13:22Lucy's not here.
13:23I know she's here.
13:24She went to the park or something.
13:25She's not here.
13:25She just snuck out the back door?
13:27She didn't sneak.
13:27She walked out the front door with her daughter to go to the park.
13:30I'm not an idiot.
13:32Nobody's at the door.
13:33Lucy, it's Ricky.
13:34Can I talk to you for a minute, please?
13:36I don't want you to come in, especially not with all these people.
13:38Come on in, guys.
13:39I don't want you to come in.
13:40Don't shove me, Sarah.
13:41You can't just come back here after 18 months and expect to just walk back in the house like nothing
13:45happened.
13:46What are you, her fucking bodyguard?
13:47I'm not her bodyguard.
13:49I'm a roommate.
13:49I'm living here helping pay the bills since your ass was in jail.
13:52Well, now I'm back and I'm going to be paying the bills around here.
13:54That's what you think.
14:00Holy shit, you look good.
14:06I just thought it would be nice to spend some time together.
14:08I've been in jail for 18 months.
14:10Well, yeah, okay.
14:10I'm only going to be here to sleep anyway, so don't worry about it.
14:14You're kidding.
14:17You are kidding, right?
14:18What do you mean?
14:21Uh, listen.
14:24Uh, can we get that closed?
14:27Um, Trinity and I cannot have you coming in and out of our lives like this.
14:33So just go stay with Ray.
14:37This is my dad's place.
14:38It sounds like he's drunk again, so I learned from my dad the best thing to do when he's drunk
14:43is to stay away.
14:43I'd rather sleep at the playground than I, much as I want to get drunk.
14:46I'm not going in there.
14:47There could be women.
14:48God knows what's going on.
14:49So I'll have to find somewhere else to go, boys.
14:5310-8.
14:54You got a 10-8 there?
14:5610-8.
14:57You got a 10-2?
14:59Randy here.
15:00All systems cleared.
15:0210-4, Randy.
15:05You know, I ordinarily don't like to do this, but I've got to call the cops.
15:11There's a potential shootout going to be happening in the trailer park tonight, and I'm going to call in the
15:18heavies.
15:19You know, that's really unfair, Mr. Leahy.
15:22Julian's on probation.
15:24He could go back to jail for a really long time.
15:25Yeah, Julian's on probation.
15:28Cyrus isn't.
15:29Cyrus will kill me.
15:31You got any better ideas?
15:33If not, put your shirt on and shut up.
15:50You know, there's a lot of different personalities here in this trailer park,
15:53and every single person tries to respect each other.
15:56Except for Cyrus.
15:58He has no respect for anyone but himself.
16:01And I don't really want to call the police in here and convince Mr. Leahy not to,
16:05because I feel that in this community, we should be able to work things out ourselves.
16:10Cyrus ain't from the park.
16:12You know what I mean?
16:14Around here, it's all for all and one for one.
16:17That's right.
16:18Yeah.
16:19Motherfuckers who ain't from the park, they don't understand the way shit goes down,
16:23like the J to the ROC and like Tyrone Dunst, my man here.
16:26You know what I'm saying?
16:27When you're from the park, it's all for one motherfucker and one motherfucker for all motherfuckers everywhere.
16:32You know what I'm saying?
16:33But if you come from outside the park, you better watch out,
16:36because you've got a whole bunch of park hustlers on your jock that stick together, too.
16:39It's like a family.
16:41Well, your jock don't stick together, you know what I'm saying?
16:42But the people stick together.
16:44That's the shit I'm talking about.
16:45Every day, Mr. Leahy and I clean up this playground.
16:49Randy, you're coming to your company.
16:50Shit, it's Cyrus.
16:51What just don't you move?
16:53What's this I hear about you calling the cops?
16:55Huh?
16:56What's this I hear about you calling the cops?
16:58Well, listen, there's people who live around here.
17:00Just take it easy for you, Cyrus.
17:03I'll fucking make the decisions around here.
17:04You got that, old man?
17:06Just back off, Cyrus.
17:07Take your hands off me, Sasquatch.
17:09Now, listen, you listen to me, old man.
17:12You call the cops, and I'll make an example of you.
17:15Do you understand me?
17:16What's that supposed to mean, Cyrus?
17:19Bang.
17:20I gotta spell it for you.
17:23Now, say you're sorry.
17:25I'm sorry.
17:26Now, kiss my hand.
17:28I'm not kissing your hand.
17:29Kiss my hand.
17:31Do it.
17:35All right.
17:36Fuck off.
17:37I got work to do.
17:47Remember what I said.
17:53Oh, my God.
17:57Me and Julian could definitely take care of the Cyrus thing.
17:59It's just that, number one, we're on probation, which is no big deal, but, you know, I don't
18:06really want to go back to jail.
18:08And number two or three, or whatever number we're on, I'm not going back to jail for Julian
18:13because I don't even hang around with him anymore.
18:41Well, we've got to make a few things clear.
18:42Sure.
18:43Two of us can't live in this trailer park together, now, can we?
18:46Right, so I guess someone's got to move.
18:47That's what I'm talking about.
18:50Hey!
18:51That's my shit!
19:05Obviously, you didn't hear me when I said clear out your own shit.
19:08Now, I want a new TV.
19:10I want a VCR, and I want my porn tapes replaced because those were the creme de la creme.
19:15I want you out of this park.
19:17I'm not leaving.
19:18I provide a service for these good people.
19:20They're like my family.
19:21You tell them, people.
19:22Go on.
19:24A show of hands, those who need is dope.
19:30I'd like to take this opportunity to let anybody know that me and Tyrone's open for business.
19:34We serve as all you dope needs.
19:35Good prices, too.
19:36You know what I'm saying?
19:37See, we don't need you here.
19:40Well, I'm not leaving.
19:42And I'm not afraid to use this gun.
19:44I think you're afraid.
19:45Fuck afraid.
19:46You think I won't pull the trigger?
19:47My brain tells my finger to pull the trigger, and boom!
19:50Happens just like that.
19:51Well, let me talk to your brain, then.
19:53Hey, Cyrus's brain, pull the trigger.
19:56Oh, funny guy.
19:57Pull the trigger.
19:59Do it.
20:00Do it!
20:07You're not going to do it, man.
20:08Cyrus, you fucking dick!
20:10Shut up!
20:12I wanted to do yourself a favor.
20:14You're not from the park, man.
20:15You don't belong here.
20:16This is my family.
20:18Why don't you get out of here?
20:19I need this shit anyway.
20:22Chunk change.
20:31Thanks for getting rid of Cyrus first, Julian.
20:33Now, if you could just help straighten Ricky out,
20:35we'd be all set.
20:36All right, everybody.
20:37Party's over.
20:38Let's go home.
20:39Welcome back, Julian.
20:41Fuck off, Mr. Leahy.
20:43Come on, Randy.
20:44Let's go write this up.
20:48Let's go.
21:02All in all, I think we had a pretty good day today, guys.
21:04It's time to have a few drinks, sit down, turn that thing off.
21:10Man, I'm sorry I didn't interrupt your TV show.
21:13I got nowhere to go, Julian.
21:15Me and Lucy are all done, and my dad's drunk.
21:19I was just wondering if I could maybe sleep in your car or something, man.
21:21I got nowhere to go.
21:24Thanks, Julian.
21:27I can't believe he's still out there.
21:30For the past 18 months, I've promised myself to stay away from him, and I don't know.
21:36He's a good guy.
21:40Take it easy, Julian.
21:42I'm leaving.
21:42Relax, Ricky.
21:43I don't know where to go.
21:44Relax.
21:47Here.
21:48I got you some hot dogs.
21:52I got you some vodka.
21:56I appreciate this, Julian, but I mean, I don't need your charity.
21:58Ricky, it's okay.
21:59All right?
22:00Here, you can sleep in the car for two days.
22:07Thanks, buddy.
22:07I appreciate that.
22:08I want you out of that car in two days, though, Ricky.
22:10All right?
22:12No more than two weeks, I promise.
22:13All right?
22:14All right.
22:47I want you out of that car in two days, but I don't want you out of that car in
22:48two days, but I don't want you out of that car in two days, but I don't want you out
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23:02don't want you out of that car in two days.