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00:07that must be Ricky right now it's scary but Ricky's actually starting to get his
00:11shit together I guess he didn't drink last night so that he could take his
00:15family on a picnic today and not be hung over I'm pretty impressed with him
00:25what's going on man look can I borrow your propane stove and ten bucks for smokes
00:32all right it's no big deal it's just a radiator shut it down let's go
00:36Christ someone want to get me out of this thing before it explodes
00:42Andy get the fire extinguisher you better call the fire department before Mr.
00:47stupid car explodes bring off Leahy this happens all the time it's no big deal
00:51it's just a fucking radiator yeah I just called your son
01:03I'm going to take you out of this son of a
01:16you
01:20you
01:21you
01:21you
01:22you
01:24you
01:25you
01:26you
01:54I just can't believe you blamed this on me.
01:56You're the one who left it running.
01:57Why wasn't that?
01:59How...
01:59If you hadn't left the car running, it wouldn't have overheated.
02:02This is all your fault.
02:03Family day is ruined.
02:05No, but the thing is, Lucy, is that when I had the car run in the driveway, there was
02:09all these things going on, you fixing your hair and that.
02:11If I had known it was going to take so long, I wouldn't have left it running.
02:13You're going to turn this around on me.
02:14I ruined family day.
02:15It's all Lucy's fault.
02:16It's not all your fault, but 90%.
02:17This is never going to work.
02:18This is never going to work.
02:20It's ridiculous.
02:21What's that supposed to mean?
02:22What is wrong with this relationship?
02:24Nothing, that's what.
02:25We're going to have a fucking pic...
02:26I'm sorry about swearing.
02:27We'll have a picnic tomorrow.
02:29Ricky, come on, man.
02:30Forget about it.
02:30Let's go down the trailer and get drunk.
02:31Come on.
02:32Look, I've got to get the car going here.
02:33I'll be with you in a minute.
02:37Tell Mommy I'm sorry, alright?
02:38I'm just stressed too because I didn't get drunk last night.
02:41Yeah, this is like the seventh time Lucy's dumped him since he's gotten out of jail.
02:44I think it's ridiculous.
02:46You know, Julian probably has everything to do with it because she fell for him back in
02:49junior high and you never really get over that kind of shit, you know?
02:52How could it be weird if they got back together, though?
02:54It's my one chance to show him a good guy.
02:56I didn't even get drunk last night.
02:58And now instead I'm fucking stupid again.
03:00And that's my fault.
03:01Yeah, well, I'm going to get drunk on my bad.
03:03Fuck off.
03:04Thanks.
03:09Next message.
03:11Hey, Julian, it's me.
03:13You know, here's the headline.
03:14Ricky and I are totally over.
03:16You know, maybe it would be a different story if, like, it was a permanent thing
03:20and he had a ring on my finger or something, but I don't.
03:22So, you know, whatever.
03:24You should call me because I'm just sitting here all alone, getting drunk,
03:27and, you know, you can come by if you want.
03:29I've got lots of rum.
03:32I need some advice.
03:35I've got to go see Bubbles.
03:38Plato's the smartest man that ever lived.
03:41He said it's okay to lie if it truly benefits the cause of the people.
03:46Rocksucker called it the noble lie.
03:49So you have to lie to Lucy, Julian.
03:51Otherwise, she's never going to leave you alone.
03:54Besides, it's a good lie.
03:56Ricky and Lucy love each other.
03:59It's not going to hurt anything.
04:02I don't feel good lying about Ricky wanting to marry her,
04:05but, you know, how else am I going to get them back together?
04:11You guys got so much.
04:14Do you know that?
04:15Why are we talking about Ricky?
04:16You know, why are we talking about anything?
04:19You know what I'm saying?
04:20Lucy, I wasn't supposed to tell you this, all right?
04:23Ricky told me that he was going to ask you to marry him today at the picnic.
04:26No, I'm serious.
04:27That's why he's so upset.
04:30I'm serious.
04:31Really?
04:34He's going to ask me to marry him.
04:35You should give him another chance.
04:41Come on.
04:43You're lying.
04:44Lucy, I'm not...
04:45You know how I know you're lying?
04:46Because these guys are here.
04:48No, no.
04:49Lucy, Lucy, I'm telling you the truth.
04:51What?
04:51What the hell is this?
04:52No, don't you Lucy me.
04:54You come in here with your little TV crew
04:56just to add a little bit of drama
04:58to get rid of me and Trinity so that you don't have to be...
05:00Lucy, I'm not lying.
05:01Get your hand off me.
05:03I'm not lying.
05:04You're not lying?
05:04No.
05:05Well, if you're not lying,
05:06why isn't Ricky in front of me on his knee right now
05:08asking for my hand in marriage, eh?
05:10No reason, because it's not true.
05:11I'll believe it when I see it.
05:13Now, I just have to convince Ricky to go through with it.
05:19That might not be easy.
05:21You can't be sitting in the middle of the road drinking.
05:24It's against the law.
05:24And disorderly.
05:26Michael, come in here.
05:28You give me that beer back.
05:29Ricky, shut up.
05:30This is drunk and disorderly.
05:31You only a 12 pack of beer, asshole.
05:33Ricky, would you guys stop it?
05:35I cannot believe how stupid these guys are.
05:37Leahy, Ricky, get up.
05:38Like father, like stupid son.
05:40What?
05:40Leahy, get him off the street.
05:41We've been trying to get him off the street.
05:43Look, get him out of here.
05:43Go mow some lawns or something, you greasy bastard.
05:46Hey, Leahy, you wanna smoke?
05:47Ricky.
05:47You got one joke in your resertory.
05:50You owe me a beer and you owe me a beer, you assholes.
05:52Come on, Randy.
05:54Don't you have some offs to fuck there, boys?
05:56What?
05:57Fuck off.
05:58Come on, Ricky.
05:58I gotta talk to your fucking dick.
06:00That's something important, all right?
06:01What are you gonna talk to me about?
06:02I just gotta talk to you.
06:10I'm sorry, Julia.
06:11I guess I fucked up again, didn't I, buddy?
06:13It seems like I'm always fucking up and...
06:15Hey, man, you're not listening to me, buddy.
06:17I didn't hear Ricky.
06:17It seems like I'm always fucking up and you're always coming to my rescue, man.
06:21Yeah.
06:22The thing is, like we got this plutonium kind of love shit going and I don't wanna fuck that up,
06:26all right?
06:27All right.
06:27I love you, buddy.
06:28Okay, buddy.
06:29All right.
06:30I'm serious, man.
06:31I fucking love you, all right?
06:34Can I have a drink of that, please, buddy?
06:37Ricky, do you know what you gotta do?
06:39What?
06:40You gotta ask Lucy to marry you.
06:42What are you talking about?
06:46I got no money, man.
06:48Like...
06:49I don't know.
06:50I'm not in any rush to marry Lucy.
06:51What's the big deal?
06:52Why don't you give a shit?
06:53Well, all right.
06:54You know, I didn't wanna tell you this, okay?
06:55But...
06:56Because you haven't married Lucy yet...
06:59A lot of people are saying you might be gay.
07:03Gay?
07:05Me?
07:05Yeah.
07:06I'm not gay, you idiot.
07:07I love Lucy.
07:09I know what's going on.
07:10I totally got it figured out.
07:12It's just the way that I act towards you.
07:14Like the way I act when I'm around you and stuff.
07:15That's what's going on here.
07:16No, Ricky.
07:17It's because you've been with Lucy for eight years.
07:20You have a child together.
07:21You're not married.
07:23People think that's weird.
07:24Man.
07:25Maybe I am gay.
07:28Holy fuck.
07:30I'm gay.
07:31Oh, Ricky is so not gay.
07:34What, did Corey and Trevor tell you that?
07:36Here come fucking Corey and Trevor now, man.
07:38Those guys are always like gay this and fucking gay everything.
07:42I think they're gay.
07:45See, I think it's kind of odd for two guys to be hugging in a car parked on the side
07:51of the road.
07:52You know, we're not saying it's gay or anything.
07:53I don't know what would make somebody gay, if that would make them gay or not.
07:57Yeah, I don't know if they're gay.
07:58It's definitely weird.
07:59You don't hug people all the time.
08:01I'd hug them if his mother died or something, but their mother didn't die.
08:04You know what I'm saying?
08:05So I don't know.
08:06It's kind of strange.
08:09You're not gay, Ricky.
08:11I don't know.
08:12It seems like it must be, I guess.
08:13No, Ricky, forget I even brought that up, okay?
08:17I'm not going to forget about it.
08:18I think we're both gay.
08:19We're not gay.
08:20Listen, I just heard people talking about you being gay and stuff.
08:24You know, I know you better than anybody else.
08:26You're not gay.
08:27You don't think?
08:28No.
08:28We're going to go to Levi's house.
08:29You're going to ask him for some help getting a job.
08:32And then you're going to go over to Lucy's place and ask her to marry you.
08:35Yeah.
08:37Well, if I ask Lucy to marry me, do you think it's going to cancel out all the gay stuff
08:40for everybody?
08:41Totally.
08:41People do it every day.
08:43I hope so.
08:57People are talking about you.
08:58They're not talking about me.
09:00Well, I mean, we're either both gay or both not gay.
09:02No.
09:02Good.
09:03How are you doing, son?
09:03Good.
09:04Give me a hug.
09:05Oh, give me some sugar.
09:07Hey, how are you doing?
09:10Good to see you.
09:10Yeah.
09:12Good to see you.
09:13Hi, Ricky.
09:14So what's up, boys?
09:16Ricky?
09:18He wants to ask you a favor, Levi.
09:20I know you wouldn't ask me for no dollars now, boy.
09:23No, Levi, I'm not asking for money.
09:25The thing is, I'm looking for a job here.
09:27I'm trying to get my shit together.
09:28I want to marry Lucy and have Trinity.
09:30But I'm around this stupid trailer park thinks I'm gay now.
09:33What?
09:33Ricky?
09:35Levi?
09:35No.
09:37He was hoping you'd make a couple calls for him, Levi.
09:40Maybe get him on the city or something.
09:42If you can.
09:44Do you remember what happened last time?
09:47Levi, look, I haven't drank and drive in over two years, all right?
09:50And I'm sorry about that.
09:51If I go back in time, I would.
09:52It was one of those things you do when you're young, you're stupid.
09:54You know, you have a few drinks.
09:55Next thing you know, you're in a vehicle smashing into things.
09:57It was an accident.
09:58It was Ricky's first day on the job.
10:00He decides to take the dump truck for a joyride.
10:03Comes bombing down here, showing off.
10:05You know, there's certain accidents where you may be drunken on drugs, but it's going
10:09to happen anyway, whether you are or you're not.
10:11Then the truck starts to spin sideways and flip around.
10:14Garbage truck.
10:15I mean, the shocks are different.
10:16A lot more weight.
10:17Drags upside down across the ground here.
10:19Sparks flying everywhere.
10:20Next thing I know, we're crashing into stuff.
10:22Things are catching on fire.
10:24He rocks into Terry's Monte Carlo.
10:26And Monte Carlo is dope too, man.
10:28It's so sad.
10:29He just completely flattens it.
10:31Like I said, it was no big deal, and I don't know why.
10:34I got fired over it, which really pissed me off.
10:37That was the first time he went to jail after that stunt.
10:39It was.
10:39He was like a hero for about two seconds.
10:42Look, I haven't drank and drove in about two years, all right?
10:45I'm not going to screw up like that again.
10:47Okay, now Ricky, now you really want to get your life turned around.
10:49Yeah.
10:50Yes, that's why I'm here.
10:51I want to get married to Lucy.
10:53Okay.
10:53And, you know, me and Trinity and Lucy can live happily ever after.
10:55I'll get a real job, grow some dope.
10:57Are you going to work hard at that job?
10:58Yeah, I swear to God.
11:00Levi, I would not come here and ask this unless I had changed.
11:04I'm not an idiot.
11:05I never said you were an idiot.
11:06I'm a big fucking man.
11:07You are.
11:08And you're trying to come here to ask me to do you a favor, and you're lying to me.
11:12Get out of here.
11:13Go on.
11:13Levi.
11:14Get out of here.
11:14Don't forget, I told you it was a stupid idea.
11:16You're being stupid again, Ricky, that's why.
11:18I just don't know how to express myself sometimes when I need to be properly different.
11:23Fuck.
11:25I got an appointment at 2.30 today with a bank manager.
11:28I want to get a loan.
11:29Thing is, I want to do this by myself.
11:31I don't need other people's help, especially Julian's.
11:35Why are you fucking with me?
11:40I want $1,500.
11:42I need $1,000 for my dope equipment.
11:43That'll leave me $500 to buy Lucy and ice rings.
11:46Fucking current would stir.
11:48You know, my life's finally back together, so things are good, you know.
11:52I'm in the right direction.
11:55You little fuckers.
11:56You're lucky I'm busy right now.
12:01Anyway, my current won't fucking start, so I'm going to see if Julian will drive me to the fucking bank.
12:09How's it going?
12:14I'm here to see some guy named McIntyre.
12:18Richard?
12:19How's it going?
12:20Fucking smoking here, eh?
12:21No smoking in here, sir.
12:23For the fuck's sake.
12:25How's it going?
12:26Good.
12:26Let's see.
12:29So when did you get out of here?
12:32I'm sorry.
12:33Oh, I'm sorry.
12:35I thought...
12:35I know Daz and Levi.
12:37You weren't even there?
12:38I don't know, it doesn't seem like a lot of money.
12:41Yeah.
12:42Are they with you?
12:43What's with the camera?
12:45I'm just doing a little documentary on my life.
12:47Cool.
12:48You know, we've looked at all the...
12:50I'm sorry, we're in a meeting here.
12:51No, come on in, guys.
12:52We want to see how fucked up this is.
12:54I've been in jail.
12:54I pay my debt to society and I still can't get a loan.
12:57That's pretty fucked.
12:57Richard, just calm down.
12:59I'm not calming down.
12:59I'm pissed off here.
13:01Now, I really don't think you should have this attitude.
13:04I think it's just getting a bit too tight in here for me.
13:06It's kind of pissing me off.
13:07Look, the thing is, is that between me and you,
13:09I'm going to be growing a bit of dope, all right?
13:10I'm going to have lots of fucking money.
13:12I'm not asking you for a house here.
13:13You fucking asshole, fuck this shit.
13:16You guys fuck off.
13:17You guys fuck off.
13:18Fuck you.
13:19You fucking asshole.
13:21I've been sexually assaulted here.
13:22That man tried to abuse me in a party.
13:24No, that's not true.
13:25It kills up men and women all over the place.
13:27That's not true.
13:28Julian, need some help here.
13:33God, is he a friend of yours?
13:36Yeah.
13:37Can I still call you?
13:40Do you have a number or anything?
13:42Yeah.
13:45I still can't believe the way those fucking gorillas threw me out of that bank, man.
13:48You could have backed me up instead of trying to make a girlfriend.
13:53How am I supposed to borrow a fucking wedding ring now, Julian, huh?
13:55Check these guys out.
13:58What the hell are they doing?
14:00Are they stealing gas?
14:04What's going on, dickweeds?
14:06What's up, dude?
14:08Let's go, smokes.
14:12Here's the deal, boys.
14:13I'm going to bore your car for a couple hours.
14:15All right, Owen.
14:16We getting your truck?
14:17You guys are so fucking stupid.
14:19You know that?
14:22Keys.
14:23What are you guys going to do with my car?
14:26Knock, knock, boys.
14:27Who's there?
14:31So, guys, I don't mind you guys following us around.
14:33Let's go.
14:36So, what the fuck's going on here?
14:38Why are we in Trevor Cory's car?
14:39Because we're going to do a B&E.
14:42A B&E?
14:43Yes.
14:43That's pretty smart.
14:44Last time we did a B&E, I got shot.
14:46Ricky.
14:46I'm not going back to jail, Julian.
14:48We're going to get you a ring today, all right?
14:52Thing is, when you're shopping for a ring, you've got to take your time.
14:54Because, you know, it's my wife we're talking about.
14:55She's not going to be wearing one of those Cubic Zarkarbian fucking things.
14:58She's going to have a nice ring.
14:59Exactly.
15:00And we know this guy has a jewelry store that ripped him off a few years ago.
15:04Yeah, he's a fucking dick.
15:05I sold him a bunch of weed, never ever paid me for it, so fuck him.
15:08I don't feel bad for fucking him over.
15:10No, I mean, that's what insurance companies are for anyway.
15:12It's not a big deal.
15:12He's going to get his money back.
15:14All right.
15:14Okay.
15:24Hello?
15:25Mr. Pearson from next door, just checking out your pipes.
15:29All clear.
15:30Go upstairs.
15:30I'm going to go to the kitchen.
15:32Hurry up.
15:38What in the fuck the fuck?
15:41Dude, I need some help.
15:42I'm here.
15:44Ah, fuck.
15:44What are you doing?
15:45A cocksucker came at me, man.
15:46I've probably got ravies.
15:47Am I bleeding?
15:48Yeah, you've got a scratch.
15:49Put your gun down, Ricky.
15:50Did you find a ring?
15:51Did you find a ring?
15:52Yeah, man.
15:53I found a treasure chest.
15:54Check that out.
15:55Well, bring it downstairs.
15:55I've got a cheese sandwich for you, you little dick.
16:00Walk in there, and this thing just jumps at me.
16:02You fucking could have been killed.
16:06Now, take your time, Ricky, okay?
16:08This is important.
16:09Don't worry about the price.
16:10What about this one?
16:12Lucy?
16:14No, that's not Lucy.
16:15Yeah, I guess you're right.
16:17This one's nice.
16:22That looks like something from a bubblegum machine, Rick.
16:25Well, what do you think?
16:26I'm not very good at this.
16:28I've never really done this before.
16:29There we go.
16:30That's Lucy.
16:31Oh, man, that's perfect.
16:32That's beautiful.
16:34What?
16:36Everybody out!
16:37Did you just tell 911?
16:38Come on!
16:39Come on, guys.
16:39Holy fuck!
16:42Get in!
16:44Get in!
16:45Quick!
17:00Swallow the ring!
17:01Here, take this!
17:02Fuck!
17:02Swallow the ring!
17:03Fuck applause!
17:04Ricky, swallow that ring!
17:06You're fucked!
17:06Dumbass.
17:07Get us out of this.
17:08Just don't fucking say we're doing this.
17:09Get us out of this.
17:10Let me do the talking, man.
17:10I'm not fucking going back to jail, you idiot.
17:12I got a ring stuck in my throat.
17:14Fuck!
17:15Gentlemen, driver's license registration, please.
17:18Uh, this isn't our car, and I got checked in here.
17:22I don't see any...
17:23You got no registration?
17:23No, no, we haven't.
17:24Out of the car, guys.
17:25For fuck's sake.
17:26Out of the car.
17:31Okay, guys.
17:32What's your first name, bud?
17:33Randy.
17:34Randy who?
17:36Randy Leahy.
17:37Randy Leahy.
17:38Yeah.
17:40You look familiar.
17:40I know you from somewhere, too.
17:41You know Jim, or Jim knows you, or something like that?
17:44Oh, the whole Jim trick.
17:46Yeah, like, everybody knows someone named Jim, right?
17:48So when he gets on ship or something, he just, like, throws the name Jim out there,
17:51and he figures someone will pick up on it.
17:53Gives him an in, and then he's home for you.
17:56Jim really well, don't you, or something?
17:57Or Jim knows you?
17:58Jim, my father, Jim, you mean?
17:59Oh, he's your father.
18:00Man, I didn't know that.
18:01Yeah, he mentioned he had a son on the force.
18:03That's right.
18:03Is that right?
18:04Yeah.
18:04You know the old man.
18:05Yeah, him and my dad go way back.
18:06Tomorrow world.
18:08Yeah, it sure is, for sure.
18:09Yeah, so, sorry about the truck we had.
18:11We bought it for my daughter for her birthday.
18:13Yeah, well, sorry about the hassle, but I mean, you know, like I say, I'm, you know,
18:16I gotta check and make sure you guys do have paperwork for this vehicle and all that.
18:19Oh, absolutely.
18:19Yeah, definitely.
18:20Right.
18:20I guess everything's okay here.
18:22I'll take that tricycle with me.
18:23If you could take that, that'd be great.
18:25Yeah, you guys can, you guys can go on your way.
18:27Great.
18:27You don't have any smokes, do you?
18:29Smokes, yeah.
18:30Actually, I got one on my visor there if you want one.
18:31Yeah, cool.
18:35Right on.
18:36There you go.
18:36Right on.
18:37Okay.
18:38Okay, guys, anyway, slow her down.
18:40You guys were going a little fast back there, too, so just slow her down and be careful,
18:43eh?
18:44Okay.
18:47You think Lucy's gonna marry me or what?
18:48Yeah, why?
18:50What, are you kidding me?
18:52Ricky, all you can do is ask and all she can say is yes or no.
18:55She's gonna marry you.
18:57All right, man, hurry up.
18:59I gotta get this ring out of me.
19:05I'll see you in a bit.
19:08Hey, boy.
19:08I gotta use the can, Dad.
19:10Just a sec.
19:16What's going on with Ricky?
19:21You all right, Ricky?
19:23Yeah.
19:28Some supper here if you want.
19:32This is the Holy Bible.
19:33King James Version.
19:33Did I see my cup, Roman?
19:34And, um, it's where Calvin got his, and I'm a Calvinist, I mean, when it comes to love,
19:42see?
19:43See, like, Tammy was my love.
19:45See, I was graced by him.
19:46And I hope and pray that Ricky is.
19:49I think he is.
19:49But see, if he's not, God bless his soul.
19:52There's nothing he can do about it.
19:54That's predestination.
19:55Now, some people might think that that's awfully cruel.
19:57Oh, yeah.
19:59Dad?
19:59But that's life.
20:00What in the fuck are you talking about?
20:02Just give me a second here.
20:03I'm just trying to explain what, I'm talking about predestination, for Christ's sake.
20:06You know, predestination, love, grace, Calvin, come on, man, you know.
20:10Where's my pepperoni?
20:32Dad, you sleeping?
20:49I don't know where the fuck Julie's at.
20:50We're going to find him, I'll tell you that.
20:57He's definitely not home.
20:58I don't see anything going on here.
21:16He's not home.
21:19Hey, Ricky.
21:21What's going on?
21:22Nothing.
21:23What are you doing?
21:25Just hanging out.
21:26I've been here about an hour.
21:26What are you doing here?
21:29Nothing.
21:30You look really good.
21:33Thanks.
21:34Do you want to get in?
21:36Yeah.
21:37Levi called.
21:39Yeah.
21:39And, uh, you're the new garbage guy for the park.
21:44No fucking way.
21:45Totally.
21:46Totally.
21:46I got the job.
21:47Totally.
21:47You totally are.
21:48It's wicked.
21:49This day's turned out to be perfect, you know that?
21:51Yeah.
21:52Julian even found a girlfriend, can you believe that?
21:55Really?
21:56Yeah.
21:56Some girl named Candy, she's awesome.
21:58Who is she?
22:00I don't really know her name's Candy, but she seems like a great girl.
22:04Did you meet her?
22:05You know, there's only one more thing left to do to make this day complete.
22:08You met her?
22:09Is she, like...
22:10Lucy, listen to me for a minute, all right?
22:11I want to ask you something.
22:12Yeah.
22:15What do you think?
22:16You want to get married or something?
22:27Do you love me?
22:28Lucy, I love you so much.
22:31So what do you think?
22:33Would you want to get married to me?
22:38Okay.
22:40We're going to get married?
22:41Sure.
22:42I love you, Lucy.
22:43Come here.
22:43Oh, you're favourite.
22:44Oh.
22:45Okay.
23:10We're going to get married.