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00:09The End
00:10Nice kitty.
00:12What do you want for breakfast today, Daisy?
00:15Excuse me, sir.
00:17Hi.
00:19Hello there.
00:21My name is Hampton, and this is my daughter, Tanya.
00:25We just travel from trailer park to trailer park.
00:28That's right.
00:29Spreading the word of the Lord.
00:30Just as Jesus traveled from Shadrach to Meshach to Abednego,
00:34we travel from trailer park to trailer park spreading the good news.
00:39Do you live around here?
00:42I live right here in this van with my kitty.
00:45I see.
00:46Have you read the Bible?
00:50Maybe I have, maybe I haven't. What's it to you?
00:53Can you read, my son?
00:56Well, that depends. Can you go fuck yourself?
00:59Let's do it.
01:01I want you to play it.
01:11Yay!
01:13Yay!
01:14Yay!
01:42Well, I get it.
01:43When the animals are talking, they're not really joking around.
01:45It means a lot more deeper stuff.
01:47Look, Ricky, I understand that you're busy and shit,
01:50but I haven't seen you for, like, two weeks.
01:52Like, you're going to school, it's dope this, school that.
01:54You're always here looking after the plants.
01:56Like, can't we just hang out for once?
01:59I'm sorry, Sarah.
02:00I know it's been bad, but I'll make it up to you, I promise.
02:04Where in the fuck is Julie?
02:06We're going to be late for school again.
02:26I've had a lot of time to think about this,
02:28and I know Ricky and I really crossed the line.
02:30I just wanted to say I'm sorry, buddy.
02:32Yeah, well, my whole life was in that shed, Julian.
02:35Did you and Ricky think of that before you barged in
02:37and burned the fucking thing right to the ground?
02:38Come on, this is getting ridiculous.
02:41Yeah, it is ridiculous, Julian.
02:44Listen, why don't you stop living in cars and vans and sheds and stuff
02:48and come stay at my place, a real home, for once?
02:51That shed was a real home, Julian.
02:53I loved that place.
02:54It was mine.
02:54It wasn't yours, you know what I mean?
02:56And guess what?
02:57I don't think I should be hanging around with you and Ricky anymore, either,
03:00until you're done growing that dope
03:01and don't think you can buy me off of the jar of those delicious things.
03:05Fine, then.
03:05The coach is still there if you want it,
03:07and I'm chucking up these pickled eggs, Bubbles.
03:11Just leave them there in the garbage can, then.
03:17You want another piece of bologna, sir?
03:18Yes, sir.
03:21Thanks.
03:25Where the fuck were you, man?
03:26You knew I had class today.
03:27I had to go talk to Bubbles.
03:28He's still pissed off at us.
03:30Hey, sir.
03:31I'll talk to him later.
03:32Look, man, I got a major fucking situation.
03:34Gray 10's got me all stressed out.
03:35It's way harder than grade 9, way fucking harder.
03:39Okay.
03:40Well, I need tonight off, because right now all I do is study and grow dope.
03:43That gets a little difficult when you have a girlfriend, Julian.
03:45What the hell is that supposed to mean?
03:46Think about it.
03:47Listen, I don't have a girlfriend right now because I'm focused with my job, all right?
03:51Well, I do have a girlfriend.
03:52If I don't do something with her tonight, I'm going to lose her, and that's not going to fucking happen.
03:55Take the night off, then.
03:57Just show me what I got to do.
03:59It's not too hard.
03:59Just make sure the lights come on with the timers.
04:03Watch the pH levels, man, because they've been a little fucked up all week.
04:05Other than that, it's not bad.
04:06Change the solution to table five if you want, but I can do it tomorrow.
04:09I'll do it.
04:09Don't worry about it.
04:11Go have a good time with Sarah.
04:12You can handle this?
04:13Hell yeah.
04:14Thanks, buddy.
04:15I appreciate it.
04:15Listen, you just got to talk to me, Rick.
04:18You're stressed out, man.
04:19Calm down.
04:20It's just fucking school.
04:21You're almost ready, sir?
04:22I'm going to be late.
04:23Yeah.
04:32Here's your books.
04:33Thanks, babe.
04:45Hi.
04:46Hello.
04:47My name is Tanya, and I'd like to speak with you about the Lord.
04:49What?
04:52What was that?
04:53It's just a couple of kids that like to throw bottles at people.
04:57Is that...
04:58Yeah, it's industrial-grade hemp.
05:00I make rope.
05:05Okay, boys.
05:07Rule number one.
05:09No living in a van in Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
05:13K-Rock, you better straighten Panama Jack the fuck out right now.
05:16All right, here's what I'm talking about.
05:17You know what I'm saying?
05:18You know what I'm saying?
05:19Globals is renting this van for $12 a month.
05:21You know what I'm saying?
05:21That makes this motherfucker an income property.
05:24You know what I'm saying?
05:24Once me and T get power and water going on, then this motherfucker is going to fall under
05:28the same jurisdiction as every other trailer up in this ma.
05:30You know what I'm saying?
05:31So why don't you in that 15 cheeseburger-eating Rico Suave-looking motherfucker go on because
05:35he ain't beating nobody.
05:37Peace.
05:38It's cold, man.
05:39It's crazy.
05:40Suave Rico cheeseburger.
05:41Can I get 15 half-eaten cheeseburgers to go?
05:45You know what I'm saying?
05:46Order me something too, man.
05:47Talking to his gut like it's a person.
05:50Okay, boys.
05:51You can laugh and joke, but I win in this situation because I make one phone call to the housing
05:57authority and this van is out here.
05:59Hey, there's something.
05:59Randy, it's the fashion police.
06:01You're being charged $500 for wearing them pants after Labor Day.
06:06Randy's got funny pants.
06:08May we have a moment of your time to have a word with you about the Lord and this everlasting
06:11gift of love we have to offer for only $59.99?
06:16We have rules in this trailer park, mister.
06:19And rule number one, no soliciting.
06:22Actually, Commander, we're not soliciting at all.
06:24We're merely taking advanced orders and filling out some forms.
06:28Most people have welcomed us with open arms.
06:30We already have 16 vital orders.
06:32I'm like, I know you from somewhere, right?
06:35Don't think so.
06:36Actually, we look forward to meeting everyone in the park some other time.
06:39God bless you.
06:42Randy.
06:45You better keep an eye on those, too.
06:51Hey, Tanya.
06:52Hi.
06:52Come on out.
06:53I'd like you to meet someone.
06:54This is my dad.
06:56Hello.
06:57Something doesn't add up here, Randy.
06:59What's Julian doing talking to those guys?
07:01I think he might be in need of a little sexual healing.
07:03Not Hampton.
07:04He's creepy.
07:05Not him, Randy.
07:07Her.
07:08What the hell?
07:10Bubbles, what are you doing in there?
07:12Doing the same thing you're doing.
07:13I'm spying.
07:15I don't trust those two as far as I can fucking throw them.
07:17Yeah, I think they're trying to brainwash Julian.
07:20I've seen this thing on the force.
07:22Why do you care?
07:24They need my help, Leahy.
07:26They don't care about you, Bubbles.
07:27Why do you care about them?
07:29Because real friends stick together.
07:33Besides my kiddies, Ricky and Julian are all that I really have.
07:40Piss off.
07:41You're going to blow my cover.
07:47So tell me, Julian, what are your long-term goals?
07:51What are your plans for the future?
07:53Well, I guess I just want to grow enough hemp with my partner Rick so that I can buy a
07:59new trailer,
08:00car maybe, have some money in the bank.
08:02I see.
08:04And is he your partner in the Siegfried and Roy sense?
08:07No, no, no.
08:08It's nothing like that.
08:09I see.
08:10Do you have a girlfriend?
08:12No.
08:14I don't really have much time to meet women.
08:16That's what Tanya always says.
08:17No time.
08:18But really, she's busy doing the Lord's work.
08:21Which I should be doing now.
08:23If you'll excuse me.
08:46Hey.
08:47Hey, baby.
08:48How was school?
08:50Oh, fuck, it's hurt.
08:51You're going to learn all these fucking math equations and new languages and shit.
08:55One class wasn't too bad.
08:56It was Jim.
08:57Yeah?
08:57And I scored 12 goals in Floral.
08:59Right on.
09:00That's awesome.
09:00Hey, check this out.
09:02Oh, that's nice.
09:03Yeah, I got a new dress for tonight.
09:05Three bucks.
09:05That's going to look hot as hell on you.
09:07Thanks.
09:0860 bucks.
09:09Wow.
09:09That's a lot of money for a Bible.
09:11Yes, but they cost us $80 each to produce, so maybe it's charity.
09:16Hey, is Ricky here?
09:18Hey, Bubbles.
09:19He's not back from school yet.
09:20Hey, listen.
09:20I wanted you to meet somebody here.
09:22Yeah, I already met that guy.
09:24Can you just tell Ricky I need to talk to him about some things?
09:30That Bubbles is an interesting character.
09:33Is he crazy?
09:35Bubbles, are you kidding?
09:36He's the sharpest guy in the park, man.
09:38Really?
09:39Well, you should see your Bible in six to 14 weeks.
09:41Thanks very much.
09:42God bless you.
09:43God bless you.
09:48Who the fuck is that jackass?
09:49I'm not a jackass, Ricky.
09:51I just bought a Bible from him to give it to you, man.
09:53An everlasting gift of love to my son.
09:55What, are you drunk or something, Dad?
09:56I've had a couple of drinks, but I still bought a Bible to give from father to son.
10:00That's really sweet, right?
10:02I'm going to go inside and get ready.
10:05Dad, I hate to ask you this, buddy, but can I borrow 30 bucks?
10:09What, are you crazy?
10:09I don't have that kind of money.
10:11Look, Dad, I want to take Sarah tonight for dinner, and you're the one who's always telling
10:15me and Julian that the best way to romance a woman is to take her out for Chinese foods.
10:18That's what I want to do.
10:19She deserves it.
10:20Okay, buddy, here's the deal.
10:21I'll tell you what.
10:21I'm going to loan you the 30 bucks, but when your Bible comes in, you and me sit down an
10:24hour a day and we read it to each other.
10:26I don't have time for that church shit.
10:28You know that.
10:28That's the deal, man.
10:31Fuck me.
10:33All right, can I have the 30 bucks then or what?
10:35Yeah, I'm going to loan you the 30 bucks.
10:37I don't have to.
10:38Thanks, buddy.
10:38No problem.
10:43What?
10:44What?
10:45They're bottles.
10:45What do you mean, what?
10:46I got to take bottles back?
10:48There's 35 bucks in bottles there, Ricky.
10:51Fuck.
10:52At least 35 bucks.
10:5430 fucking dollars.
10:55Oh, fuck.
10:59Ricky, you sound a little ungrateful here, man.
11:03I'm grateful, Dad.
11:04Don't get me wrong.
11:05I appreciate it.
11:05It's just the extra fucking work we're counting on right now.
11:11Julian, can I fucking speak to you in private for a second?
11:14Can we talk later, Bubbles?
11:16I'm kind of busy right now.
11:18Nope.
11:23Fuck you.
11:26What's up, Bubbles?
11:29I'll tell you what's up.
11:30Those Bible people.
11:31I don't fucking trust them.
11:33They're just selling a few Bibles.
11:34It's for a good cause.
11:36What's wrong with that?
11:37All right, Julian.
11:39You remember I tried to warn you?
11:41You tried to warn me?
11:42Why don't you relax, man?
11:43Chill out.
11:47You really care about him, though, don't you?
11:48Yeah, I'm kind of like a big brother to him, and Ricky and I screwed up the other day.
11:52We, you know, stored a few weed plants in a shed, and then it burnt down, and now he's pissed.
11:57Heard plants?
11:58Hemp plants.
11:59Yeah.
12:00I let them down big time.
12:01Well, let's go get your mind off it.
12:03Let's go grab a bite to eat or something.
12:05I gotta, it's my shift.
12:07I can't go anywhere.
12:09You can't leave the plants alone for a couple hours?
12:12I'd really like to be alone with you.
12:17What the fuck out?
12:18Hey, Bible guy.
12:19Yes, my child?
12:20I got a couple questions for you.
12:21Yes, and do you have $59.99?
12:23Maybe I do.
12:24How do I know I'm going to get my fucking Bible if I give it to you, though?
12:28Oh, I see where this is going.
12:30Okay, boys.
12:32Party's over.
12:32Overhampton, I want you out of my trailer park.
12:35Actually, Lieutenant, I think my work here is done, and I'm off to spread the word of
12:39the Lord to other parts of the community.
12:45That was a little too easy.
12:47He's an arsehole.
12:49Have you guys seen Corey and Trevor?
12:51No, Bubbles.
12:52What do you want with that?
12:54None of your business, Randy.
12:55I don't ask you why you keep driving cheeseburgers into that thing.
12:58He's up, Bubbles.
12:59Jeez, Bubbles, I switched to chicken, you know, the grilled ones.
13:03That's fucking lies, Randy.
13:04I've seen you drive 15 cheeseburgers into that thing in one sitting.
13:07Don't pay any attention.
13:10You're beautiful, Randy.
13:11Hey, Bub.
13:14Ricky, we need to talk.
13:15Hey, Bubbles, what's up?
13:16Hey, Sarah.
13:17You look really nice.
13:19Listen, man, I'm in a rush right now, but I'll talk to you later, all right?
13:21We should talk now, Ricky.
13:23I think Julian's mixed up with some crazy people.
13:25What, those bio people?
13:26Yeah.
13:26Don't worry about that, man.
13:27He can look after himself.
13:28Yeah, we gotta go.
13:29We're going for Chinese food.
13:30Oh.
13:31Can you guys get me some meat egg rolls, then?
13:34Sure, Bub.
13:35We have to talk, though, Ricky.
13:37I'm telling you, something's up.
13:42Can we talk?
13:45No, don't mind me.
13:49I'm only your best friend.
13:58Awesome.
14:00There you go.
14:02Just keep the change.
14:03Thanks.
14:04What the fuck do they call all these things again?
14:06Sweet and sour chicken.
14:07That's going to be awesome.
14:09Do you have forks?
14:13Julian?
14:14What the fuck's he doing here?
14:16Julian, what's this bullshit?
14:19Fuck.
14:22Why aren't you watching the dough plants, you asshole?
14:25Calm down, Ricky.
14:26I'm just grabbing some takeout.
14:28Takeout my ass looks to me like you're on a date with cinnamon roll fucking head.
14:31Um, I'm going to hop into the restaurant and call my dad and let you sort this out.
14:36Remember what I told you.
14:37All right.
14:38Well, just be a minute.
14:39Yeah.
14:40Thanks for embarrassing me, Rick.
14:41Don't even fucking start with me, man.
14:43Don't even care about the dope anymore.
14:44Why don't you shut up about that?
14:45You know what?
14:45Don't tell Ricky to shut up.
14:47You're the one being selfish.
14:48I'll be in the car.
14:49Sorry about this, Sarah.
14:50Same as some of those sweet and powered chicken things.
14:54All right, Ricky.
14:54This is the first date I've had since I've been out of jail.
14:56Why don't you show me some respect?
14:58I asked for one fucking night off and look what happens.
15:01I'm going back to the Airstream.
15:02Don't even worry about it, man.
15:03I'm going back to the fucking Airstream.
15:04I'm going back to the Airstream.
15:05No, you're not.
15:06I am.
15:10Great, Ricky.
15:11You freaked her out.
15:11You took off.
15:12Thanks, buddy.
15:13You probably took off because you're acting like a dick.
15:15Thanks for ruining my date, Rick.
15:17Whatever, Julian.
15:18You took off.
15:20You took off.
15:31Tenya?
15:40Fuck.
15:44Fuck!
15:55Look who decided to show up for work.
15:57Hope it wasn't too much trouble, Julian.
16:01What in the fuck? Where's all the dope?
16:04She told me she loved me.
16:05I trusted her and then she took all the dope, man.
16:08Oh my fuck! All the dope's gone?
16:10What about Freedom 35? Now, that's fucked.
16:13I'm supposed to be the stupid one, not you.
16:15How could you let this happen, you jackass?
16:17Nice going.
16:19Hey, boys.
16:20Come on now, Bubbles. We just got some major bad news.
16:22Take a look in there. There's fucking nothing in there.
16:24So, Freedom 35, bye-bye.
16:26Thanks to Fuckhead here.
16:28Maybe not, Ricky. Maybe I can help.
16:31What are you gonna do, Bubbles?
16:33Well, there's a lot your friends can do, Ricky,
16:35if you fucking give them a chance.
16:37Friends stick together, even if they get fucked around,
16:39or one of them forgets to buy the guy egg rolls.
16:43Oh, fuck. I'm sorry, buddy.
16:46Least of our worries right now, though.
16:47It's alright. Don't worry about it.
16:50I'll always be there for you guys.
16:51You guys are my best friends.
16:54Friends stick together.
16:55When you got no family, that's all you got, right?
16:58Got that right.
17:00So, guess what?
17:04I knew those Bible people were phony.
17:06So, I got Cory and Trevor to tail them.
17:08That's how good of a friend I am.
17:10What?
17:10Now you can get all your dope back.
17:11Where is it?
17:13We followed them, Julian.
17:14They went to that greasy bar by the airport.
17:16The Slickpin?
17:18Yeah, dude.
17:19Van parked out back.
17:20All the dope was still there. Everything.
17:23Fuck, it's Leahy.
17:24Come on, boys. Let's go get the dope back.
17:26Fuck off, Leahy. Get out of here.
17:27They got robbed, Leahy, by Bible man.
17:29Well, that makes 38 people that were ripped off in this trailer park.
17:34Just over $2,800.
17:36How much did they get you for, Ricky?
17:38I don't fall for this.
17:39Needed the bubbles.
17:40Now we gotta go get our fucking furniture and shit back.
17:43Come on, guys. Move your fucking car, Leahy.
17:45I'll go get the rock pot.
17:47Come with me, Bubbles.
17:48Move the car out of here.
17:49I'm gonna get that money back.
17:50As soon as I find them, I'm gonna call you.
17:52You call the cops.
17:54They're going to jail, Leahy.
17:55All right.
18:01That's the asshole's van, right there.
18:03Fuck, the dope's still there.
18:04All right, Corey, Trevor.
18:05Yeah. Where you at?
18:06Right here, dude.
18:07I want you guys to hotwire this car,
18:08take it back to the Airstream.
18:09Drive slowly.
18:10I don't want the cops pulling you over, right?
18:11All right, that's cool.
18:12Ricky, Bubbles, rock pile.
18:14Let's go get everyone's money back.
18:15You're not getting this, Julian.
18:17You're not getting this.
18:20I got this, Julian, you know what I'm saying?
18:29Rock pile up in this mine.
18:37Hold up, Rick.
18:39There's a little fucker right there.
18:41Bubbles.
18:42He's too.
18:42Go call a lady.
18:43Tell her to meet us here.
18:44Sure thing, Dooley.
18:53Isn't that what's her face?
18:55No, it can't be.
18:57Yeah, it is.
18:58What?
19:00Woo!
19:03Woo!
19:06Woo!
19:07Woo!
19:11Woo!
19:14Woo!
19:17Where's the money?
19:18Look, I have it right here.
19:19There's just one thing I have to put.
19:26Where the fuck's the van?
19:28Cool, I got my car.
19:31Oh, yeah, look, I'm a freak.
19:39Fuck off!
19:41Just give us the money!
19:43I can't believe you stole that fucking dope!
19:46Fuck off!
19:49We're gonna get fucking killed!
19:50Be careful, boys!
19:53It's not a police, Ricky.
19:56Cover me!
19:58Give us the fucking money!
20:00Give us the fucking money!
20:01Give us the fucking money!
20:02Don't have your fucking money!
20:05Nobody, you dick!
20:12The guy with the glasses with me!
20:15The guy with the truck pants and the guy with the glasses are with me!
20:17Shut up!
20:19Look what you did, you idiot!
20:21You had to dance one more time!
20:22Shut up!
20:23Oh, you liked it!
20:24You fucking loved it!
20:27You didn't have to say you loved me, you know.
20:28Fuck you, you greasy trailer park boy.
20:36Don't worry about her, Julian.
20:40Jesus Christ, she is hot, though.
20:42No.
20:43Ah, there's lots of better girls out there than her.
20:45Come on, buddy.
20:46Sorry, buddy.
20:46Let's go.
20:49Can't believe I finally got in the shoot of them and didn't get shot.
20:51Put her there.
20:52I can't believe I didn't get fucking shot.
20:57Me and T-Jack, this digital cable shit, you know what I'm saying?
21:00J-Rocks don't pay a cent of it, too.
21:02Peace.
21:02150 channels free, you can't go wrong, man.
21:05All the Mizubis you can watch, boy.
21:06Peace.
21:07Okay, man.
21:07We out, T.
21:08Thanks, guys.
21:09I've never had cable before.
21:11Can we talk, Bubbles?
21:13Yeah, actually, let me explain this, Julian.
21:15Bubbles, I know sometimes we get a little caught up in this Freedom 35 stuff,
21:18and you get mixed up when you go home, and you're thinking about stuff,
21:21and thinking what your friends were thinking, and things get all scrambled up like a big
21:25fucking pan of eggs, and you know what I mean?
21:29What he's trying to say is, you're way more important to us than the dope, man.
21:32I'm sorry.
21:34You're like a brother to me.
21:36Thanks, guys.
21:37Brother to me, too, buddy.
21:43Come on, boys.
21:49Thanks, man.
21:56Thanks, man.
22:21Thanks.
22:26Appreciate it.
22:28Thanks, man.