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00:04could i go home now sure thanks whoever saves you gets you i know that sounds a little bit
00:11sexist but this hasn't been updated since 1672 just relax love the gingham great you can fix
00:19everything oh no i can't i'm here to give you a quiz for your witch's license i'm never gonna
00:24be happy to see you am i tell me what the big stuff is sorry honey but in the words
00:28of the
00:28immortal bard that's for me to know and for you to stay up nights boo hooing because you'll never
00:33find out women okay for my date with derek how about this too long okay this too long i'm just
00:44saying
00:44don't be afraid to show some skin maybe you should try dieting salem i don't need to diet because i
00:54am
00:54not fat i'm big bone oh man i dreamt i was out of food check out all the dead soldiers
01:09wait a minute
01:11i am out of food sam what are you doing nothing you're in a chat room again pretending to be
01:17a
01:17woman aren't you i like the attention hey watch it with the cat i guess it's time to come up
01:27with
01:27a few last words let's see uh uh dying is easy comedy is hard no rosebud no uh
01:34it doesn't bother this thing darn all the good last words have already been done
01:38you