00:00Bessie Spano!
00:03Y'all beautiful. Peace. Equality.
00:06The 4th of July means America. Our country.
00:09Well, actually, it's not our country.
00:12It belonged to the Indians who inhabited...
00:15Oh, thank you.
00:15We were discussing the obvious benefits of a female president.
00:19She's long overdue.
00:20First couple is Mr. and Mrs. Slater.
00:22Spano Slater, please.
00:24How modern?
00:25Study date.
00:26All you're gonna learn is the flavor of Heather's lip gloss.
00:30He snorts, therefore he is.
00:33How can you say that?
00:34It's easy. I open my mouth, move my lips, and the words just come out.
00:38Slater, you're ordering for me again.
00:40Well, I can't help it, Jesse. I think the husband should be the man.
00:45If the husband's a real man, he wouldn't be threatened by a woman who knows what she wants.
00:49This may come as a shock to you, but education is more than just french fries and tuna melts.
00:54That's right, Jesse. Forgot cheeseburgers.
00:57Hmm. Cramming your pretty little head with geometry?
01:00Is there a sexist point to your question?
01:03Oh, yeah. Guys are great at math.
01:05It's just a shame you weren't born a man.
01:09Yeah, it's a shame you weren't born one either.
01:12What big event started World War I?
01:14The assassination of Archduke Francis Ferdinand of Austria.
01:17Very good. And when did...
01:19June 28, 1914.
01:21Right again, Jesse.
01:22And who quit sucking up?
01:24I want to guarantee the survival of the Earth's environment.
01:27Well, can't that wait till Monday?
01:29No, there's a plastic phone protest tomorrow, and I intend to be part of it.
01:32This one's my favorite.
01:33It's time to wake up. Drink from a paper cup.
01:36If I really married you, I wouldn't use your last name.
01:40Well, whose last name would you use?
01:42Mine.
01:43This chick's crazy.
01:45I'd bet you want me to have the kids, too.
01:48You think you have the stomach for it.
01:51I'm home.
01:52Great. I'm starving.
01:54Oh, me too. What are you fixing for dinner?
01:58Nothing. I'm a guy.
01:59Look, Slater, since we both work, we should share the household chores.
02:03Fine. You cook, I'll eat.
02:05Yeah.
02:07Haven't you ever heard of the women's movement?
02:09Well, sure. Put on something cute and move it into the kitchen.
02:13Mr. Belding, he doesn't want a wife. He wants a maid.
02:17A caterpillar emerges from a cocoon.
02:21It takes a look at her new body.
02:24Now she's a butterfly.
02:26Now she has wings.
02:29And now she can fly.
