00:00Hey, Buff. Need a hand?
00:03No, thanks.
00:08I'm good. I'll make him die in ways he can't even imagine.
00:17That probably would have sounded more commanding if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.
00:22No weapons. No friends. No hope.
00:30Take all that away. And what's left?
00:36Me.
00:38What was the highlight of our relationship?
00:41When you broke up with me or when I killed you?
00:45Giles care?
00:46I'm putting my life on the line battling the undead.
00:49Look, I broke a nail, okay? I'm wearing a press-on.
00:53The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest.
00:56I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.
01:00Which is more than I can say for you.
01:02There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil.
01:06And that's us.
01:08I'm not supposed to have private life?
01:10No.
01:11Because you're very, very old and it's gross.
01:15It's always complicated.
01:17And at some point, someone has to draw the line and that is always going to be me.
01:21So we're looking for a beastie.
01:23That eats humans whole.
01:26Except for the skin.
01:28This doesn't make any sense.
01:30Yeah, the skin's the best part.
01:31Any demons with high cholesterol?
01:35You're going to think about that later, mister, and you're going to laugh.
01:38You really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked.
01:43And show me what you got.
01:45Then I'll show you what a Slayer really is.
01:48I'm cookie dough.
01:51I'm not done baking.
01:53I'm not finished becoming whoever the hell it is I'm going to turn out to be.
02:00I make it through this and the next thing and the next thing.
02:06And maybe one day I turn around and realize I'm ready.
02:11I'm cookies.
02:13And then, you know, if I want someone to eat or enjoy a warm, delicious cookie me,
02:23then that's fine.
02:28That'll be then, when I'm done.
