00:00When I first laid eyes on you...
00:02Uh-huh.
00:04I thought I pitied a poor man she's gonna end up with.
00:09Well, when I first saw you, I said,
00:11that boy's gonna be alone for the rest of his life.
00:15Man, you have no shade.
00:17No, Walsh, you got me all wrong.
00:18I'm devoid of all lustful intent.
00:20Of course, once Whitley sees me in my Hawaiian shirt and matching shorts,
00:23there's no telling what she's gonna try to do to me.
00:26And I will not try to stop her.
00:31Very executable.
00:32Oh, yeah.
00:32This airline doesn't give cash to just anybody.
00:35Wait, wait, wait, did I say you could keep my card?
00:37No.
00:38Give it back.
00:45Try and get it.
00:47Doctor, how do you propose I go to dinner with Dwayne
00:50without ripping him from lamb to lamb?
00:53Touchdown.
00:54You're still in love with him.
00:56I mean, when I first came to Hellman, you know, I was Joe Nuffelhead.
00:58Goofy freshman with flip-up glasses.
01:03Couldn't buy a date.
01:04Yeah.
01:08But I ended up with you, free of charge.
01:13The woman I couldn't stand became my best friend, my girl, my lover.
01:24Even though you challenged me every step of the way, babe.
01:29Well, you know me.
01:31All or nothing.
01:33Well, you better not change.
01:34All right, wife.
01:35What the hell are you doing?
01:36I'm sorry, Byron.
01:38I love her.
01:38Doctor.
01:39Don't.
01:40You better go, man.
01:41Will you have to be Dwayne as your lawfully wedding husband?
01:43From this day 4 to having a home of his Richard Papara.
01:47Baby, please.
01:48Please.
01:49I do.
01:52I'll spend another night like last night, okay?
01:55I can live without furniture.
01:56I can't live without you.
01:57You're my wife and I love you.
01:59Let's go work this thing up.
02:02Come on.
02:02I can't live without you.
02:04I can't see you again.
02:05I can't live without you.
02:05I can't live without you.
02:06Bye-bye.
02:08Bye-bye.