00:01For a communications major, I thought you'd like TED Talks.
00:04Not when they're boring as shit.
00:07Brad's nice, sometimes.
00:09He's probably cute and charming.
00:11Did you know tomatoes are actually a fruit?
00:15Yeah, I knew that.
00:16Is cucumber a fruit?
00:17I feel like I'm stuck in a nightmare.
00:19You think?
00:20They've got potential.
00:21I just need to coax it out of them.
00:23Happy Valentine's Day, yeah!
00:25Did you like the cart?
00:26Yeah, sure, no, where'd you get it?
00:27Babe, I made it.
00:28Yeah, that's right, you're trying to be like a cartoonist or whatever.
00:31You know, my first boyfriend didn't appreciate my work either.
00:33Of course, he had a perm and didn't wipe.
00:36I like what you got going on here.
00:37You look like a white Tyra Banks.
00:39I guess I just have to face the fact that I'm gonna die alone.
00:42There might just be a little something between Des and Brad.
00:45Oh, my God! Fuck yeah!
00:48Oh, my God!
00:49Oh, my God!
00:50You don't think it's gonna get any better?
00:52Flamethrower!
00:52Burn!
00:53Oh, God, no.
00:54Will you go down on me, babe?
00:55It's only gonna get worse.
00:56Shit.
00:57Die!
00:59Die!
00:59Die!
01:00Hahaha!
