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00:00:07Tara, I don't have much time. After I'm gone, promise me one thing. Name it. Anything.
00:00:17Clear the browser history on my phone and computer.
00:00:20What about all those hot football players and those eight-pack strippers?
00:00:27Delete it all. I can't leave that kind of dirt behind.
00:00:31Okay. I won't forget.
00:00:34Wait. Maybe save me two of the Apex.
00:00:41Fine. I'll keep them for you.
00:00:49Don't be scared.
00:00:50Lord, here's a secret. I tipped the author of your favorite court fantasy, Bloodcrown Dimension, a full $100,000.
00:00:59I had the author change the two heroines' names to ours.
00:01:02People say if your name matches a character's, you can go to that world after you die. Then I can
00:01:06find you there.
00:01:07You idiot. Do you know how long it took you to save that money?
00:01:11Let's make a promise.
00:01:13In our next lives, in that world, we'll find each other again and never be apart.
00:01:20Okay.
00:01:22Promise.
00:01:24I'll go on ahead and wait for you there.
00:01:38What?
00:01:41Congratulations, hosts.
00:01:44The Bloodcrown Dominion Transbillation System has been activated.
00:01:48Your reunion in another world begins now.
00:01:51Let's go.
00:01:59Where am I?
00:02:00This huge bed.
00:02:02That carved ceiling.
00:02:05Wasn't I at the hospital?
00:02:06Guards!
00:02:07The Queen is having an affair with the Lord Regent!
00:02:10An affair?
00:02:11What affair?
00:02:11Who's having an affair?
00:02:18Holy shit.
00:02:20I really got sucked into Bloodcrown Dominion.
00:02:22The one with court intrigue, family betrayal, and everyone killing each other over fate.
00:02:29You witch.
00:02:31You drugged my holy wine at the Lord's banquet with a love potion.
00:02:34Just to seduce me?
00:02:36Let go.
00:02:37I didn't do anything.
00:02:38Who even are you?
00:02:42Damn it.
00:02:43This drug.
00:02:44You're crushing me.
00:02:45Wake up.
00:02:46You're on my boot.
00:02:47Stop yelling, Tara.
00:02:49Five more minutes.
00:02:51Fiona?
00:02:52You're alive?
00:02:53You came through too?
00:02:54Tara, this bed is so soft.
00:02:57What the hell is going on?
00:02:59The Queen.
00:02:59The Queen Dowager.
00:03:00And the Lord Regent.
00:03:02Quite a performance.
00:03:03Consider me impressed.
00:03:05Four people.
00:03:06One bed.
00:03:07This isn't a court drama.
00:03:08It's a love pulling from hell.
00:03:15Bury everything that happened last night.
00:03:16If I hear so much as a whisper, your entire family will be wiped off the map of the Kingdom
00:03:21of Uriah.
00:03:22Your Majesty, my network hears every breath inside this castle.
00:03:26Keep your mouth shut or I can't promise you won't wake up with a new slit in your throat.
00:03:35That was terrifying.
00:03:38Those two were seriously ready to kill us.
00:03:40Tara, my illness is gone.
00:03:42Nothing hurts anymore.
00:03:44I feel strong all over.
00:03:46Really?
00:03:47Not even a little.
00:03:49And, Tara, we hit the jackpot.
00:03:51Did you see those two guys?
00:03:53See what?
00:03:54That naked guy?
00:03:55Broad shoulders, narrow waist, long legs and that savage scar across his chest.
00:04:01And the psycho pretty boy?
00:04:02One look from him could get a girl wet.
00:04:05We wake up in bed with two premium-grade hotties.
00:04:08This isn't suffering.
00:04:09It's heaven.
00:04:10Fiona!
00:04:11Snap out of it.
00:04:12They just threatened to kill us.
00:04:13We could die any second.
00:04:19Blood Crown Dominion Main Quest Link activated.
00:04:29Congratulations, Hosts.
00:04:31Quest unlocked.
00:04:32What quest?
00:04:34What the hell are you?
00:04:35I am the Salvation System.
00:04:37I bound myself to your bodies and brought you to the kingdom of Auriria.
00:04:41My sole mission is to preserve this kingdom.
00:04:45Two villains are destined to destroy Auriria.
00:04:48Your mission is to push them both over the edge as fast as possible.
00:04:58The first villain, second only to the king, a blood-soaked god of war who kills without blinking,
00:05:04the Lord Regent, Sebastian.
00:05:14The second villain, master of the Shadow Network, venomous as a viper, ruler of the night,
00:05:20the spymaster, Jude.
00:05:31They sound absolutely vicious.
00:05:34For now, they remain uncorrupted.
00:05:36Within three months, you must betray, humiliate, and torment them until they snap
00:05:41and follow their destined path to destroy the world.
00:05:44You want us to abuse those two murderous psychopaths?
00:05:47You're sending us to our deaths!
00:05:50If you fail to complete the corruption mission within three months,
00:05:54both hosts will be erased immediately from both worlds.
00:05:58You have three months.
00:06:00Fail, and you vanish.
00:06:03We're screwed.
00:06:05I thought we'd be living the dream, but we landed in hell with our lives on the Reich.
00:06:09Tara, what do we do?
00:06:11I don't want to die!
00:06:17Warning, if either host abandons the mission, both will be declared dead in three minutes.
00:06:24We almost got strangled to death by that psycho and that killer.
00:06:27What kind of garbage quest is this?
00:06:29We'll get skinned before we make it past the opening scene.
00:06:32Exactly!
00:06:33I was a senior designer back home.
00:06:36I didn't come here to be everyone's punching bog.
00:06:39I'm out.
00:06:40Major alert!
00:06:41Follow the script and successfully torment the two villains and destroy their reputations.
00:06:45Once you clear the story, you will regain your freedom and be perfectly reborn in the modern world
00:06:50with 500 million U.S. dollars in cash.
00:06:53How much?
00:06:54Five...
00:06:54500 million?
00:06:57My god, we could buy hundreds of ripstrippers?
00:07:00Correct!
00:07:01500 million U.S. dollars.
00:07:03Cashier's check, available on demand.
00:07:05You should have led with 500 million.
00:07:08So we just have to torment the villains?
00:07:10Hand me my KPI.
00:07:11I'll break those two men until they question their entire existence.
00:07:13Let's go!
00:07:14We need a plan to deal with those two men!
00:07:16Bitch!
00:07:17How dare you commit adultery behind my back!
00:07:27Tara, you are the queen, yet you dare commit adultery and disgrace the crown.
00:07:32Today I will personally run my sword through your throat.
00:07:35Fiona, the villain just delivered himself to us.
00:07:39For 500 million, get him!
00:07:41You treasonous sinner!
00:07:49You're both insane!
00:07:51I'm the king!
00:07:52Guards, where are the gu-
00:07:53That's for being the villain!
00:07:55Cough up my 500 million!
00:07:57I'll beat you to death!
00:08:00Stop!
00:08:01Stop hitting me!
00:08:02Help!
00:08:08Stop!
00:08:09Stop right now!
00:08:10You have the wrong man!
00:08:11This is King Augustus, the original story's male lead.
00:08:15If you kill him, the story will collapse and both of you will disappear immediately.
00:08:21What?
00:08:22He's the king?
00:08:23You couldn't have said that sooner!
00:08:29Oh, your majesty!
00:08:31Are you alright?
00:08:32No!
00:08:33I'm not!
00:08:34You two lunatics!
00:08:42Ding dong!
00:08:44The true hell-level villains are now online.
00:08:46The Lord Regent, Sebastian, and the Spymaster, Jude.
00:08:49Ladies, let the show begin.
00:08:54Fiona, you beat up the wrong guy, those two are the real monsters.
00:08:59Maybe we should forget the 500 million?
00:09:02No!
00:09:11No!
00:09:11No!
00:09:13No!
00:09:13No!
00:09:14No!
00:09:16No!
00:09:16No!
00:09:17No!
00:09:18No!
00:09:18No!
00:09:19No!
00:09:20He said, queen!
00:09:21Which one of us is the queen and which one is the queendalus?
00:09:24How should I know?
00:09:25When you read this trashy book, you only paid attention to the NC-17 scenes.
00:09:29You don't remember who everyone is?
00:09:40My dear son
00:09:42Insolence
00:09:43Tara, you vile woman
00:09:45I am your husband, the king of Auraria
00:09:48And you dare call me your son
00:09:51Got it
00:09:52You're the queen, so I'm his stepmother
00:09:54I'm the queen dowage
00:09:55So you stole the mother role from me
00:09:58Where are my guards?
00:10:00Queen Tara committed adultery and beat me bloody
00:10:02She has lost her trastity
00:10:04Take this vicious woman to the chopping block at once
00:10:06Touch her and see what happens
00:10:07Augusted, you useless bastard
00:10:09Taking your anger out on a woman
00:10:10I am the queen dowage now
00:10:12I am your mother
00:10:13Lay a hand on my best friend in front of me
00:10:15And I will depose you myself
00:10:19Your majesty, your hand is swollen
00:10:21So queen Tara didn't just drug you last night
00:10:23She hit you, too
00:10:25You are, you twisted freak
00:10:26Let go of the queen dowage's hand
00:10:29What right do you have to hold her?
00:10:32The queen attempted to murder the queen dowager
00:10:34I'll send her to her grave
00:10:40Jude, touch my woman and see what happens
00:10:42Wait, I'm his woman?
00:10:44Since when?
00:10:45Why bother pretending, Lord Regent?
00:10:47Queen Tara plainly set the trap last night
00:10:48She drugged both you and the queen dowager
00:10:50To frame you for incest
00:10:51Clearly, the lonely queen dowager Fiona
00:10:53Tried to seduce her stepson Augustus
00:10:55Queen Tara merely stumbled onto her sordid affair
00:10:57So the queen dowager bore a grudge
00:10:59And tried to silent her
00:11:00Holy shit, this is so fucking melodramatic
00:11:03Besides, Lord Jude
00:11:04You defend the queen dowager at every turn
00:11:06Could it be
00:11:07You and this woman who seduced her stepson
00:11:10Are already lovers?
00:11:11You do have a talent for turning facts upside down
00:11:14Wasn't queen Tara marked for death
00:11:16Because you planted her beside the king as your spy
00:11:18Only for the stupid woman to fall in love with him
00:11:20Oh my god
00:11:22The system wasn't lying
00:11:23We don't even need to turn these two into villains
00:11:25They'll turn this palace into hell all by themselves
00:11:30Holy shit
00:11:30Listen to this
00:11:32Really savour it
00:11:33The Lord Regent planted me beside the king as his spy
00:11:36And I somehow fell in love with the king
00:11:38This relationship is pure drama
00:11:41My queen dowager is even wilder
00:11:43Seducing her stepson the king
00:11:44While fooling around with the spymaster
00:11:46The author's imagination is incredible
00:11:49Come on
00:11:50Top shelf Bordet with fresh berries
00:11:52Eating and watching the show
00:11:53Now this is living
00:11:54I worked overtime every day back home
00:11:56Never thought getting thrown into another world
00:11:58Would come with perks like this
00:12:02Oh my god
00:12:03That look
00:12:04That deadly tension
00:12:06Fiona look
00:12:07The dominerent war god and the psycho viper
00:12:10Are practically shooting sparks at each other
00:12:12They look so good together
00:12:14This enemies to lovers tension
00:12:15I want to grab the backs of their head
00:12:17And make them kiss right now
00:12:18Ladies
00:12:20Are you enjoying watching us fight?
00:12:22You too
00:12:23What do you think this place is?
00:12:25Don't fight to the death over us
00:12:27To prove the queen dowager and I are loving sisters
00:12:30With no bad blood between us
00:12:33We're soulmates
00:12:34We're soulmates
00:12:35Men come and go
00:12:36But besties are forever
00:12:37That's right
00:12:38We're very close
00:12:41Your majesty
00:12:42Have you lost your mind?
00:12:44Queen Tara poisoned your wine
00:12:46More than a dozen times
00:12:47And tried to shove you off the castle balcony
00:12:49Again and again
00:12:50Have you forgotten all of it?
00:12:52That's all in the past
00:12:53Be the bigger person
00:12:55Tara and I are besties now
00:12:59Queen
00:13:01Weren't you always jealous that the king loved queen dowage Fiona?
00:13:05Now I'm giving you a chance
00:13:06Drive this dagger through her throat with your own hand
00:13:09Wait
00:13:11Every fight between women starts with a trash man
00:13:14If we want to solve the problem
00:13:16We should kill the king
00:13:17What?
00:13:18You wench!
00:13:19Tara
00:13:20You've lost your mind
00:13:22Just to give the king an excuse to move against me
00:13:24You dare force me to commit regisyni in public
00:13:28Warning
00:13:29Warning
00:13:29The king cannot be killed
00:13:31If the male pro dies
00:13:32The world will collapse
00:13:34Both hosts will disappear immediately
00:13:35Holy shit
00:13:37I almost forgot we can't kill the king
00:13:40He can't die
00:13:41He absolutely can't die
00:13:43Don't kill him
00:13:44We'll both be euthanized on the spot
00:13:46Tara, you mad woman
00:13:49The person in your chamber last night
00:13:51Was it Sebastian?
00:13:54Not exactly
00:13:55There were three others
00:13:56What?
00:13:58Because last night
00:13:59There were actually three people in my bed
00:14:02Three!
00:14:03You poisonous whore!
00:14:04You have defiled the crown!
00:14:09I hereby depose Tara as queen
00:14:12Strip her of every noble estate
00:14:14And send her straight to the chopping block
00:14:18Your majesty
00:14:19If you want to lay a hand on my woman
00:14:21You'll have to step over my corpse first
00:14:23The dominant lord regent stole his nephew and wife
00:14:26This plot is so forbidden
00:14:28So hot!
00:14:32How devoted of you, lord regent
00:14:35I wouldn't mind skinning you and turning your hide into a battle standard on the city wall
00:14:41Skinning?
00:14:41My god, this guy is seriously sick
00:14:44If your majesty finds that too bloody
00:14:47I can cut off the lord regent's head
00:14:49And hang it outside your bedroom window
00:14:50For you to admire day and night
00:14:52Jude, you dickless eunuch
00:14:53Stop scaring Fiona
00:14:58Jude
00:15:00Let's see who dares lay a hand on her
00:15:03His pecs are rock hard
00:15:05Wait
00:15:06A minute ago he wanted to strangle me
00:15:08Why is he protecting me now?
00:15:10The queen has had quite a fright
00:15:12I'm taking her back to her chambers to rest
00:15:15What a coincidence
00:15:16The queen dowager was frightened too
00:15:18I'll take her back to rest
00:15:19Let go of me, you psycho!
00:15:20Jude!
00:15:21You lowly eunuch whose manhood was burned off by the holy fire
00:15:25What are you planning to do to the queen dowager?
00:15:27I'm only a lowly eunuch
00:15:29What could I possibly do for the queen dowager?
00:15:31Save me!
00:15:31Fiona!
00:15:32Please go!
00:15:33Tara, save me!
00:15:36Fiona!
00:15:40Fiona!
00:15:41Tara!
00:15:45Thank you for showing mercy in the great hall, Lord Regate
00:15:48And saving my daughter Tara's life
00:15:50I am deeply grateful
00:15:52Captain Connor has bled for the kingdom of Aurelia for more than 30 years
00:15:56And distinguished himself defending the northern border
00:15:58I spared her once
00:16:00Think nothing of it
00:16:02Captain Connor
00:16:03Tara is obsessed with that useless king
00:16:06She opposes the Lord Regent at every turn
00:16:09And last night she even slipped a love potion
00:16:11Into His Highness' holy wine at the Lord's banquet
00:16:15Tara is still young
00:16:18Please spare her this once
00:16:20Still young?
00:16:22When the Lord Regent marched north against the rebels
00:16:24You thought yourself clever and sent your daughter into court as a spy
00:16:28Why didn't you say she was a child then?
00:16:31When the old king died
00:16:32Augustus tried to join forces with the noble's council
00:16:34To strip His Highness of power
00:16:36I was only afraid he would be outmanoeuvred
00:16:38Who could have known Tara would enter the court
00:16:40And fall hopelessly for the king?
00:16:43Holy shit
00:16:45My family planted me in the palace as a spy
00:16:49Captain Connor
00:16:50In honor of your service
00:16:51I have tolerated her three times
00:16:53If there is a fourth
00:16:56I will take this greatsword
00:16:57And cut off her head myself
00:17:01As you command
00:17:04Dismissed
00:17:13That was terrifying
00:17:14If that cold-blooded war god wants my head
00:17:16No one can stop him
00:17:18Ding dong
00:17:18Family backstory unlocked
00:17:20Survival guide online
00:17:22To escape this death trap
00:17:23And claim the 500 million dollar rebirth reward
00:17:26You must begin the next step immediately
00:17:29What plan?
00:17:30I'm warning you
00:17:31The Lord Regent almost ran me through on the spot
00:17:33Step one
00:17:34Seduce the Lord Regent
00:17:36Sebastian
00:17:36Pin him down
00:17:37And sleep with him
00:17:38What?
00:17:39You want me to seduce that killer?
00:17:41You might as well send me back home
00:17:42And euthanize me now
00:17:44Step two
00:17:45Once he falls in love with you
00:17:46Betray him viciously
00:17:48And abuse him in the cruelest way possible
00:17:49Refusal will result in immediate mission failure
00:17:52Seduce him
00:17:53Then abuse him
00:17:54You're pushing me straight
00:17:55Toward the chopping block in hell
00:17:56That's suicide
00:18:04Seduced Sebastian the war god?
00:18:06He could split me in half with one swing
00:18:08And you want me to abuse him?
00:18:10Am I supposed to bash my head against his sword?
00:18:13Don't panic
00:18:14Hidden backstory unlocked
00:18:15You think you're facing a demon
00:18:17But you're really rekindling an old flame
00:18:19What?
00:18:20Sebastian the war god feared across the kingdom
00:18:22Was your secret boy toy three years ago
00:18:25What?
00:18:26My secret boy toy?
00:18:27That man with the stare that could kill
00:18:29Was my boy toy?
00:18:31Don't believe me?
00:18:32Watch these sweet memories of you and the Lord Regent
00:18:38In this kingdom
00:18:40You are the great war hero
00:18:42Whom ten thousand men obey
00:18:45Yet in my bedchamber
00:18:46You are no more than my secret parasword
00:18:49Be good
00:18:50And I may continue to grant you my favor
00:18:58That cold-blooded war god
00:19:01Really was my secret boy toy
00:19:03That's right
00:19:04Now go enjoy him at once
00:19:07If he realizes I don't remember him
00:19:09He'll feed me to his hunting dogs
00:19:18Queen
00:19:20Were you the one who drugged me in that bed last night
00:19:22And stripped off my battle coat
00:19:25Your highness
00:19:26You came barging into my chambers in the middle of the night
00:19:28Just to interrogate me about that
00:19:30Tell me the truth
00:19:34Or tonight I'll strip you of everything
00:19:37Yes
00:19:37I took your clothes off with my own hands
00:19:40And I put both hands all over those sacred eight-pack abs
00:19:51Why are you pretending to be innocent?
00:19:53You're the boy toy I trained in secret
00:19:54So what if I felt up your abs?
00:19:57I showed restraint by not stripping you completely
00:20:00What?
00:20:01What did you call me?
00:20:03Your boy toy
00:20:05Fuck
00:20:07I've never said anything this filthy to a man in my life
00:20:09Why isn't he saying anything?
00:20:11Is he about to draw his sword and chop me up?
00:20:14Why is it so quiet?
00:20:15This is terrifying
00:20:29My lord
00:20:30Let's not waste tonight talking about boring things
00:20:43Damn little vixen
00:21:04Sebastian
00:21:11Tara, my daughter
00:21:20This
00:21:21The queen and his highness are in there
00:21:23This is a scandal
00:21:24Should we
00:21:26Well
00:21:27Tara
00:21:28You two carry on
00:21:31My Tara is brilliant
00:21:33She actually used such a method to completely win over the war god
00:21:37If she can control the lord regent with her charms
00:21:40That would be very good for the family
00:21:44Anyone who dares interrupt the queen and lord regent tonight will lose his head
00:21:47Move
00:21:53Sebastian
00:22:01Now it's my turn to put you through hell
00:22:04Your highness
00:22:06I was very satisfied just now
00:22:13Listen carefully
00:22:15If you don't want word of what happened between us tonight getting around the kingdom
00:22:19And giving Augustus an excuse to strip you of your military command
00:22:24Take me to Fiona
00:22:26Now
00:22:37Your majesty
00:22:38Now we can have a proper talk about last night
00:22:41What could have happened?
00:22:43I drank too much wine and went to bed early
00:22:44Four people in one bed
00:22:46I don't remember any of it
00:22:47You don't remember
00:22:48Shall I remind you
00:22:49Who pit me down like a feral little cat last night and tore open my undershirt
00:22:52That's a lie
00:22:53Why would I tear your clothes?
00:22:55Dude, don't slander my virtue
00:22:56Oh
00:22:56Is that so?
00:22:59Then tell me
00:23:00What exactly did your fingertips touch last night?
00:23:03Touch what?
00:23:04What could I possibly have touched?
00:23:06Everyone in Aurea knows the holy fire destroyed your manhood
00:23:09You're nothing but a castrated excuse for a man
00:23:11What could you possibly make me feel?
00:23:14A fake man
00:23:16You truly believe those rumours?
00:23:20What are you doing?
00:23:22I'm warning you
00:23:23I am the Queen Dowager
00:23:24If you dare touch me
00:23:26You think a few rumours are enough to see through me?
00:23:29In bed
00:23:31Am I truly as powerless as the rumours claim?
00:23:38I was wrong
00:23:39Lord Jude
00:23:40You're the handsomest
00:23:41Strongest
00:23:42Manniest man alive
00:23:43Please put the knife away
00:23:51Your majesty
00:23:52Today you were willing to die to protect Queen Tara
00:23:55And you even cursed the king in public
00:23:58Could it be that you still harbour bitter, unrequited love for his majesty?
00:24:02What?
00:24:03I'm hung up on Augustus?
00:24:04Are you kidding me?
00:24:05I remember perfectly
00:24:08Before you entered the palace
00:24:09You were King Augustus betrothed
00:24:11Your fiancé became your stepson
00:24:14That must have been agony
00:24:17Holy shit
00:24:18How many twisted, trashy plotlines did this author write?
00:24:21The Queen Dowager was the king's former fiancé?
00:24:24Stepmother and stepson in love?
00:24:26What kind of incendiary soap opera is this?
00:24:29It seems I touched a nerve
00:24:32Do you feel rejected?
00:24:34Do you feel rejected?
00:24:34Wronged?
00:24:35If you truly miss your royal fiancé so much
00:24:39I could send assassins into the king's chamber tonight
00:24:42Cut off Augustus head
00:24:44And place it by your bed
00:24:46Then the two of you can rekindle your love in your dreams
00:24:49What are you looking at, fake man?
00:24:51If I didn't have a mission
00:24:53I'd drive my heel through your eyeball right now.
00:24:56I'm going to make you suffer.
00:25:09Holy shit.
00:25:10I actually slept with Jude?
00:25:12And kissed him like that?
00:25:14What the fuck kind of twisted history do we have?
00:25:19Ding dong.
00:25:20Hell tier abuse mission triggered.
00:25:21Point at Jude and call him a sick eunuch or a freak.
00:25:24Then stomp on his chest.
00:25:26You want me to call him a eunuch dog?
00:25:28He'll torture me to death on the spot.
00:25:31Complete this action to receive the first installment of 50 million US dollars immediately.
00:25:35Do not worry.
00:25:36The system's precise big data analysis confirms Jude's obsessive love for you runs deep.
00:25:40He could never bear to hurt you.
00:25:41Countdown.
00:25:4210 seconds.
00:25:44Screw it.
00:25:4550 million.
00:25:46I'm doing this.
00:25:53Ow!
00:25:53What are you hiding under there?
00:25:54Is that a poisoned dagger?
00:25:55It's so hard.
00:25:56You're hurting my butt.
00:25:59A dagger?
00:26:01Your majesty, that's no killing belt.
00:26:05Then what is it?
00:26:09You uncovered my secret.
00:26:12Now that you know I'm a real man, you'll have to take responsibility for me.
00:26:17For life.
00:26:27How dare you threaten me?
00:26:31That hurts!
00:26:33Let go of me!
00:26:34You psycho!
00:26:35That's the first time you've struck me.
00:26:38What?
00:26:40Afraid now?
00:26:47Tara, where are you?
00:26:49Help!
00:26:50Some psycho's trying to kill me!
00:26:52I don't want to die here!
00:26:54I haven't even caught up on my AOC fix, and I haven't gotten my hands on enough eight-pack
00:26:58ebbs!
00:26:59I want to go back to the modern world!
00:27:02Want to run?
00:27:10Your Highness, let me ask you something.
00:27:13After three years as my boy toy, forced to live under the Queen's authority,
00:27:18could it be you don't like women at all, and you prefer men?
00:27:24Queen, you truly will say anything.
00:27:26You had your face between my legs just now, but you didn't enjoy yourself.
00:27:30If you don't want me to expose your interest in men and ruin your reputation,
00:27:33take me back to the Queen Dowder's chambers.
00:27:35Now!
00:27:40In such a hurry, I'm that desperate to see that useless Augustus.
00:27:50Oh, I'm suddenly so dizzy.
00:28:14You damned eunuch!
00:28:15What are you doing to Fiona?
00:28:17Let her go!
00:28:22My Queen.
00:28:23Always so quick to accuse me.
00:28:26What could a lowly eunuch ruined by the Holy Fire possibly do to the Queen Dowager?
00:28:40Fiona, are you okay?
00:28:42Did that psycho hurt you?
00:28:44Tara, you finally came to save me.
00:28:46That eunuch had a poison dagger hidden in his pants.
00:28:49He nearly killed me.
00:28:50A dagger in your pants?
00:28:53Jude, I had no idea you enjoyed hiding weapons in a place like that.
00:28:58Where I hide things is none of your concern, Lord Regent.
00:29:02But you, barging into the Queen Dowager's chambers at night with the Queen in your arms,
00:29:06what are you planning?
00:29:07Stealing your nephew's wife?
00:29:09How impressive.
00:29:10Still not as impressive as the Spymaster.
00:29:13A eunuch managing such lewd behaviour.
00:29:15I'm shocked.
00:29:22Tara, you won't leave me alone again, will you?
00:29:27Never again.
00:29:29We stay together.
00:29:34You've seen her.
00:29:35Now come back to your chambers with me.
00:29:38I'm not going.
00:29:39I'd rather die.
00:29:41Your Majesty, the Queen is extremely dangerous.
00:29:44Leave with me immediately.
00:29:46No!
00:29:46I'm not going anywhere.
00:29:48If I die, I die with Tara.
00:29:53Since your Majesty insists on staying,
00:29:56I'll have to get into bed and protect you personally.
00:30:01If he stays, I stay.
00:30:06Sebastian, you're a man!
00:30:08I like men.
00:30:10Oh!
00:30:12Oh, my God!
00:30:18The War God and the Lunatic have us pinned between them,
00:30:21one on each side.
00:30:22They're glaring at each other over our heads.
00:30:24Oh, my God!
00:30:25This showdown is so hot!
00:30:29Insanely hot!
00:30:30This 500 million is worth every second.
00:30:38Fiona, look.
00:30:39Two mortal enemies sharing a bed.
00:30:41I ship them so hard.
00:30:42This fated connection.
00:30:44One commands an iron cavalry,
00:30:45the other controls the intelligence network,
00:30:47and now they're squeezed into the same bed.
00:31:02Two powerhouses joining forces.
00:31:04What a beautiful love story.
00:31:12Jude, get out of this bed now,
00:31:14or I will break your arm.
00:31:17I happen to need a new wine goblet.
00:31:20Perhaps your Highness's skull
00:31:22would make the perfect replacement.
00:31:26Sorry, we were wrong!
00:31:32Why?
00:31:33You two traitors!
00:31:34One planted the Queen beside me as a spy,
00:31:36the other keeps me away from Fiona!
00:31:38You contemptible ministers dare look down on me!
00:31:43I am the King of Auriria.
00:31:44Tonight, Fiona will be mine,
00:31:47no matter what!
00:31:49Fiona!
00:31:50Fiona!
00:31:51Open the door!
00:31:58Fiona!
00:32:00Fiona!
00:32:02Hmm.
00:32:03Eight-pack stripper hottie.
00:32:04Don't run away.
00:32:05Hee-hee.
00:32:06Ah!
00:32:07Hmm.
00:32:08Holy shit!
00:32:09Shh!
00:32:15Fiona!
00:32:17I'm sorry!
00:32:17The cruel things you said to me today
00:32:20were only meant to get
00:32:22my attention.
00:32:25Oh my god, that bastard king is seriously sick!
00:32:27Who the fuck wants your attention?
00:32:29Please just get the hell out!
00:32:35Fiona!
00:32:36Fiona!
00:32:37I still remember what you said the first time we met.
00:32:40But my smile...
00:32:42tasted like honey.
00:32:45Gross.
00:32:46Fiona.
00:32:47Father stole you from me and made you my stepmother.
00:32:51But now he's dead.
00:32:53And I am the supreme ruler of Auriria.
00:32:56When I was young,
00:32:58I was still heir to the throne.
00:33:00And you were the military minister's youngest daughter.
00:33:03The first time I saw you,
00:33:05I took your hand.
00:33:07Fiona.
00:33:08How many years has it been since we held hands?
00:33:12Come.
00:33:13Let me.
00:33:14Hold it.
00:33:16Hold his arm.
00:33:20Fiona, I'm holding your hand.
00:33:23I knew it.
00:33:24You have always loved me.
00:33:26Hold it together.
00:33:28Fiona.
00:33:29When did your hand get so big?
00:33:31Lord Jude, hold it together.
00:33:34For 50 million.
00:33:35No.
00:33:35For the peace of the kingdom,
00:33:36don't do anything.
00:33:37Lord Spymaster,
00:33:38the king truly is devoted to you.
00:33:41Your Highness.
00:33:43Fiona.
00:33:46Let me kiss your hand.
00:33:53Fiona.
00:33:54When I first met you,
00:33:55you were only eight.
00:33:56And I knew you were the only true love of my life.
00:33:59Jude, how does the king's kiss feel?
00:34:01Fiona.
00:34:04As long as you still love me,
00:34:06no one can keep us apart.
00:34:08Your Majesty.
00:34:10You just helped outsiders humiliate me.
00:34:12What outsiders?
00:34:13Tara's my best friend.
00:34:14You're the extra one here.
00:34:15The extra one?
00:34:16It seems I've indulged you too much.
00:34:24Fuck.
00:34:25Misunderstanding.
00:34:26Definitely an accidental collision caused by physics.
00:34:29Don't flatter yourself.
00:34:31Fiona.
00:34:33Make a heart with your fingers for me.
00:34:39Fiona.
00:34:42Fiona, that heart was half-haunted.
00:34:44No.
00:34:44I want to lace our fingers together.
00:34:48Hold it together.
00:34:51Fiona.
00:34:52Why is your hand cramping?
00:34:54Forget it.
00:34:55I can't wait any longer.
00:34:56Let me kiss your lips.
00:35:10Your Majesty.
00:35:11Your Majesty.
00:35:13You.
00:35:14Why are all of you in one bed?
00:35:16Your Majesty.
00:35:17What a coincidence.
00:35:18We're all having a late night heart to heart.
00:35:20Yes.
00:35:20You're awake, my child.
00:35:22Get up.
00:35:22Don't sit on the floor.
00:35:23You pack of adulterers.
00:35:25I'll send every one of you to the chopping block.
00:35:27Fiona.
00:35:27Now.
00:35:34You vicious bitches.
00:35:36What are you doing?
00:35:37Let me go.
00:35:39That's what you get for screaming.
00:35:41Now shut the hell up.
00:35:46The Lord Regent is responsible for the capital's defences, yet he let his majesty barge in after midnight.
00:35:52I doubt you'll escape a charge of deliction.
00:35:55If you have time to accuse me, Lord Spimeister, perhaps you should tend to your shadow guard.
00:36:00They couldn't even stop one drunk.
00:36:04I'll kill.
00:36:05I'll kill all of you.
00:36:07Tara, this dog of a king can take a beating.
00:36:09You pull left, I'll pull right.
00:36:17Let me go.
00:36:19Are you trying to kill the king?
00:36:24What if he wakes up and sends us to the chopping block?
00:36:28Augustus may be cowardly and arrogant, but he still wears the sacred crown.
00:36:32If he dies suddenly inside the palace, the entire kingdom of Auriria will fall into civil war.
00:36:37If the king dies suddenly, barbarians at the border will tear through our defences.
00:36:42Hundreds of thousands of civilians will be reduced to ashes and corpses.
00:36:49These cold-blooded men actually care whether civilians live or die?
00:36:53Didn't the system say they were murderous villains?
00:36:55Then we need a perfect lie.
00:36:57He can never find out what happened last night.
00:37:02Fiona, my sweetheart, you were wild last night.
00:37:05Come here, give me a kiss.
00:37:07Stop!
00:37:08Augustus, I am your stepmother.
00:37:10Your majesty, crossing that line with your own stepmother is deeply immoral.
00:37:16Sebastian, Jude, what are you two doing in the Queen Dalmer's chambers?
00:37:21That's an interesting question, your majesty.
00:37:23You drunkenly barged into someone else's room last night.
00:37:27What does that have to do with anyone else?
00:37:34No matter how much you hate me, you can't use your drunkness as an excuse to commit such a disgraceful
00:37:40act.
00:37:42You got drunk last night, broke into the servants' quarters.
00:37:46Kissed and grouped the palace laundries and guards.
00:37:48It was...
00:37:50It was too awful to watch.
00:37:52What nonsense are you talking about?
00:37:53Last night I clearly...
00:38:01Your majesty, I'm only a laundress.
00:38:03But last night you burst into my room, gripped my hand, kissed it over and over, and said it was
00:38:10so soft.
00:38:11You have to take responsibility for me!
00:38:16Your majesty, I was only walking down the corridor.
00:38:20You jumped on me, hugged me, and kissed me all over.
00:38:23You even said I tasted like honey.
00:38:29My god, his majesty has sunk this low.
00:38:32The crown's honor is ruined.
00:38:34Lies!
00:38:35This is a trap!
00:38:36I wasn't touching them!
00:38:38I was touching...
00:38:40I was touching...
00:38:43My virtue!
00:38:48If word of this gets out, I will kill the culprit with this sword myself.
00:38:59The old Tara would have fallen to her knees, begging the moment Augustus barged in drunk, or simply let him
00:39:05do as he pleased.
00:39:06Correct.
00:39:07The old Queen Dowitchers treasured the king.
00:39:10She never would have sent him to a laundress's bed.
00:39:14Jude, you know every secret in the kingdom.
00:39:18Have you heard of an ancient dark magic that can completely replace a person's soul and personality?
00:39:23You mean, soul replacement?
00:39:26Whatever secret they're hiding, if it threatens Auraria, I'll take their heads myself.
00:39:32Ah, that's nice.
00:39:33We survived last night's crisis.
00:39:36That idiot will probably be stuck in bed for a week or two.
00:39:39Cheers!
00:39:40Tara, that was perfect.
00:39:41We stayed alive, and convinced all the lords and ministers that the king is a pervert.
00:39:46You two leave us.
00:39:47The Queen Dowger and I wish to sunbathe alone.
00:39:52By the way, you and Sebastian were alone for so long last night.
00:39:56Is he really that good in bed?
00:39:58I haven't tested his bedroom skills yet, but his mouth is incredible.
00:40:02What about Jude?
00:40:03He looks very capable in bed.
00:40:06So what if he looks capable?
00:40:07He's only a fake man whose manhood was taken by the holy fire.
00:40:14If we can eat berries this good every day, have gorgeous men wait on us and keep living as Queen
00:40:18and Queen Dower, staying here sounds pretty damn great.
00:40:28You two useless losers.
00:40:31Holy shit!
00:40:33The system?
00:40:33You have a body now?
00:40:35Wow, you're so cute!
00:40:37Be serious!
00:40:39I'm scolding you!
00:40:40Kid, what flavor are those chips?
00:40:42Let me have one.
00:40:43Stop thinking about food!
00:40:45I sent you to get close to villains and destroy their reputations, and instead you beat up the king!
00:40:50You've thrown the entire plot of Aurelia into chaos!
00:40:53How is that our fault?
00:40:55Augustus crawled into his own stepmother's bed in the middle of the night.
00:40:58He's clearly a brain-dead lunatic.
00:41:00Exactly.
00:41:01Even toxic romance needs basic morals.
00:41:03Hmph.
00:41:04Enough.
00:41:05I am assigning you the harshest mission yet.
00:41:09Within three days, you must destroy Sebastian and Jude's reputations and leave them with nowhere to turn.
00:41:16Three days?
00:41:17Are you kidding me?
00:41:18If you fail in three days, I will revoke your bodies in this world and euthanize you immediately.
00:41:26Euthanasia.
00:41:26Remember, the countdown has begun.
00:41:29Good luck.
00:41:40Tara, are we really doing this?
00:41:43I'm freaking out.
00:41:44If we fail, we'll really be euthanited.
00:41:46Relax.
00:41:48I've read every power fantasy out there.
00:41:50I know exactly how these framing plots work.
00:41:52The moment those two show up, we stick to the plan.
00:41:54We'll make the Lord Regent and Spymaster lose face in front of every noble lord in the kingdom.
00:41:58Alright.
00:41:59I've memorized every line.
00:42:00For 500 million, this time we have to destroy those two villains' reputations.
00:42:05Then it's settled.
00:42:05We'll ruin them.
00:42:12Damn Sebastian.
00:42:13He commands a hundred thousand iron cavalry, so even I have to defer to him.
00:42:17And that lowly eunuch Jude controls the shadow guard across the kingdom.
00:42:20He has no respect for me as king.
00:42:22Your majesty.
00:42:23The capital's military power and shadow guard are divided between those two.
00:42:27Without a legitimate capital crime, there is no way to convict and eliminate them.
00:42:30A legitimate crime?
00:42:32What about attempted reginy?
00:42:34Assassination.
00:42:35But they are always careful.
00:42:37How could they leave evidence?
00:42:40That's why I summon them separately.
00:42:42The moment either one opens the door, I'll drive this dagger into my chest.
00:42:45Then you will burst in and shout that there's an assassin.
00:42:48Let's see how they escape the charge.
00:42:51His majesty will punish the traitors himself.
00:42:53What a perilous ruler.
00:42:54His highness, the Lord Regent.
00:42:58Sebastian!
00:42:59Here he comes.
00:43:01The show is about to begin.
00:43:06Sebastian.
00:43:08Today I'll ruin you.
00:43:11Your highness.
00:43:12The queen has an urgent matter in her chambers and requests your immediate presence.
00:43:17Lead the way.
00:43:28The Lord Regent stabbed me!
00:43:31Guards!
00:43:32Assassin!
00:43:37Sebastian.
00:43:39Don't go.
00:43:40Come in and look at me.
00:43:43Your majesty.
00:43:44The Lord Regent left.
00:43:45What do we do?
00:43:50It doesn't matter.
00:43:52Sebastian got away but I still have Jude.
00:43:54Lord Spymaster Jude has arrived.
00:44:07The Queen Dowager just collapsed.
00:44:09You must go to her chambers immediately.
00:44:11The Queen Dowager fainted?
00:44:13Yes.
00:44:14She kept saying your name before she lost consciousness.
00:44:17Take me to her.
00:44:22Jude.
00:44:23Don't go.
00:44:24I'm fine, really.
00:44:25I'm fine.
00:44:26Come in.
00:44:27Jane!
00:44:27Are you doing?
00:44:39Send for the physician.
00:44:41His majesty is badly wounded.
00:44:42Sebastian, Jude, I will never forgive you.
00:44:46Look at our King.
00:44:47He stabbed himself twice in the chest, just to frame the Lord Regent and Spymaster.
00:44:52Right. And neither one even looked at him.
00:44:54He looks like a crazed, abandoned lover, trying to kill himself.
00:44:57He's thrown away every scrap of royal dignity.
00:44:59Absurd!
00:45:00You...
00:45:01Hold on, Your Majesty!
00:45:10Your Highness, the Queen has been waiting inside.
00:45:16The Queen summoned me. What is this about?
00:45:19Stop pretending, Lord Regent.
00:45:20I figured you out long ago.
00:45:22Figured me out?
00:45:23Everyone in Averia thinks you're cold and heartless.
00:45:26But who would guess that Sebastian, the great war god, is secretly my lover?
00:45:32Your illicit lover?
00:45:37Nonsense.
00:45:44Sebastian, now that you've entered my bath chamber, you belong to me.
00:45:48You're not leaving.
00:45:56Tara, stop using the same pathetic trick.
00:45:59Do you really think I'll fall for it again?
00:46:07You piece of shit system, get out here!
00:46:09Why does this garbage plot keep going off script?
00:46:12I went this far and that killer just pushed me away!
00:46:14Is he Fridge?
00:46:16Is he Fridge?
00:46:20So you won't play along?
00:46:22Fine.
00:46:23Tomorrow I'll spread a rumor among the nobles that Sebastian broke into the Queen's chambers at night and tried to
00:46:28assault me.
00:46:30Once the scandal spreads, Fiona and I will escape this rotten palace.
00:46:41Spread a scandal about me?
00:46:43Tara, tell me.
00:46:46Who in this palace would dare walk in and catch us?
00:46:51I heard the stars over the northern border are shifting tonight.
00:46:54Let's take these vessels to be washed, then go sing hymns on the terrace.
00:46:57The Queen's chambers are empty.
00:46:58What could possibly be happening?
00:47:05You didn't leave?
00:47:06If I left, wouldn't all the Queen's careful preparations go to waste?
00:47:12Tara, what am I to you?
00:47:13Your playling?
00:47:14Your bargaining chip?
00:47:15Or a tool for your games?
00:47:16A god.
00:47:17You're the god in my heart.
00:47:21A god?
00:47:22So is the god of death.
00:47:24Tara, which one do you want me to be?
00:47:27Screw it.
00:47:29Damn little vixen.
00:47:31Oh!
00:47:32The bastion!
00:47:40Every man in Auraria is mine for the taking.
00:47:49Fiona, you can do this.
00:47:51You're just flirting with a eunuch.
00:47:53Just stripping off his clothes.
00:47:55What's the big deal?
00:47:56You're the woman who will earn 500 million and hire 80 top male models.
00:48:02You stand there holding my command token and loudly demand men.
00:48:06How many men do you plan to summon to serve you?
00:48:1180.
00:48:1680.
00:48:18Can your body handle that?
00:48:21Easy.
00:48:22Back when I chased idols, I could love 80 men a day and watch them show off their abs.
00:48:27Since you're so insatiable, why don't I order 800 knights to strip naked and let your majesty inspect them?
00:48:33What?
00:48:34800?
00:48:34No thanks.
00:48:35That's too much for me.
00:48:38Whatever you ask, I will provide.
00:48:40I'm taking you there now.
00:48:42I'm not going.
00:48:43I don't want to.
00:48:45Let go, you psycho.
00:48:51What are you doing?
00:48:55Fiona, for that 500 million dollar reward, you need to sell the role of a shameless, promiscuous seductress.
00:49:02Strip him down.
00:49:03Flirt with him.
00:49:06Open.
00:49:13These abs, these V-lines, they're real.
00:49:18Your majesty, like what you felt?
00:49:25Don't get distracted.
00:49:27500 million is waiting.
00:49:28I need to knock him down and make it look like we were caught in an affair.
00:49:31Put me down!
00:49:40Fuck!
00:49:41Why won't you budge?
00:49:43That's all the strength you have.
00:49:45If you can't knock me down, you won't get to see the show.
00:49:50One way or another, I'm going to look down on you today.
00:50:01Stand still.
00:50:02Don't move.
00:50:07Lord Jude, you've killed countless people in Auraria, but has any woman ever had you under her heel?
00:50:12Your majesty, do you truly want me under your heel?
00:50:15Or do you want to ride me?
00:50:17You, stop saying filthy things to me!
00:50:19Where is the audience?
00:50:21Hurry up, somebody come.
00:50:23They're here.
00:50:25Someone's coming.
00:50:26Jude, your reputation is finished.
00:50:32Jude!
00:50:33You're my secret lover!
00:50:36They're here.
00:50:37The audience has arrived.
00:50:38This is really going to work.
00:50:41Look!
00:50:42Spymaster Judd is nothing but my secret plaything!
00:50:53Hey, something's wrong.
00:50:55Why aren't these old men reacting?
00:50:56Why won't they follow the scandal script?
00:50:59Oh.
00:51:01Your majesty, please stop toying with us.
00:51:05Exactly, your majesty.
00:51:07How many times have you and the queen staged this adultery show?
00:51:10You may not be tired, but we are.
00:51:11What if we truly anger the Lord Regent and Lord Jude?
00:51:15They could make up an excuse and seize every family's lands and property!
00:51:19If you're bored, your majesty, please invent a new show.
00:51:22Stop tormenting us with this rumor.
00:51:24Go!
00:51:25Go!
00:51:25Go!
00:51:30Fuck.
00:51:31Not one of them believed me.
00:51:33Is my acting really that bad?
00:51:35My five hundred million!
00:51:43Your majesty, since you're so determined to ruin my reputation, I can only submit and accept our fate.
00:51:51Submit?
00:51:54Weren't you just declaring that you wanted me ruined?
00:51:57Now, I happen to have an excellent plan.
00:52:02What plan?
00:52:03If your majesty sleeps with me tonight, my reputation will finally be destroyed beyond repair.
00:52:10Would you like to try?
00:52:12Try what, you damned eunuch?
00:52:14Where are you putting your hand?
00:52:15You were the one who provoked me.
00:52:28Don't it so special
00:52:31What I do
00:52:33It's not for you
00:52:36Forget about it
00:52:38You made this mess up
00:52:42What you do
00:52:45Don't you
00:52:48You...
00:52:49You're actually a real man.
00:53:02I finally fooled that killer, Sebastian.
00:53:05I almost died last night.
00:53:08Good morning, Queen.
00:53:10Morning.
00:53:10Now get going.
00:53:20Wait, hold on.
00:53:22Am I seeing things?
00:53:23Why did that eunuch just come out of Fiona's room?
00:53:29Fiona, are you okay?
00:53:31My mission failed last night.
00:53:33Don't tell me you...
00:53:34Tara, I found out last night.
00:53:39He...
00:53:41He really isn't a eunuch.
00:53:44You slept with him!
00:53:47You fell for the villain just because he's hot?
00:53:50Do you have no principles?
00:53:52No shame?
00:53:53Stop hitting me.
00:53:54Tara, let me explain.
00:53:55I was strictly following orders.
00:53:57And Jude was very cooperative.
00:53:59He said he'd gladly lose his reputation as long as he could be with me.
00:54:03I made huge progress on the mission.
00:54:05What?
00:54:07He volunteered to sleep with you?
00:54:08Yes!
00:54:10Sarah, you were gone all night.
00:54:12How far did you go with the Lord Regent?
00:54:14How was he in bed?
00:54:16Was he a beast who tied both your hands to the bed?
00:54:20Sebastian was an absolute beast.
00:54:23I can barely move.
00:54:27Either way, we successfully slept with both men.
00:54:32Beep.
00:54:33Beep.
00:54:34Warning.
00:54:35Incorrect operation has derailed the plot.
00:54:38Emergency defense protocol activated.
00:54:41New plot forcibly inserted.
00:54:43What incorrect operation?
00:54:45Didn't we sleep with the villains like you ordered?
00:54:48Idiots.
00:54:49I told you to destroy the villains, not fall in love with them.
00:54:54New mission activated.
00:54:55A severe drought has struck the south.
00:54:58Hundreds of thousands of starving refugees are pouring into the capital.
00:55:02Sebastian and Jude will oversee their disposition.
00:55:06And?
00:55:07Poison the grain and relief soup.
00:55:09Then frame Sebastian and Jude for murdering the refugees.
00:55:12Brand them as traitors to the kingdom.
00:55:15Poison the relief grain?
00:55:16Murder innocent people?
00:55:18Are you insane?
00:55:20That's a monstrous massacre!
00:55:22We will never do something so inhuman.
00:55:25Refuse.
00:55:26This is the predetermined fate of the novel's world.
00:55:30Disobedience will result in immediate euthanasia.
00:55:34Besides, this is only a fictional world.
00:55:39Those people are merely tools with no real lives.
00:55:46Euthanasia?
00:55:47Fiona, don't be afraid.
00:55:49I'm here.
00:55:50I'm here.
00:55:55My lords, my ministers, disaster ravages the land.
00:55:59Hundreds of thousands of starving refugees have been driven from their homes.
00:56:03I cannot sleep.
00:56:05Yet the royal granaries are empty.
00:56:08We lack enough silver and food to aid these poor subjects.
00:56:13What are we to do?
00:56:16Lord Regent, everyone knows you control vast estates and mines.
00:56:22Surely you won't watch your king struggle and the refugees starve.
00:56:28Then I command that the relief effort be jointly led by the Lord Regent Sebastian and the Spymaster Jude.
00:56:37Of course, I will not ask you to work for nothing.
00:56:40Whoever raises the most relief grain and funds will be appointed High Minister of the Interior.
00:56:52Spare us the ridiculous performance, your majesty.
00:56:56Sebastian, how dare you disrespect your king?
00:56:59The people of this kingdom do not need your tears to save them.
00:57:03I order twice the usual ration of fine wheat and dried meat mobilized immediately.
00:57:09Every starving refugee who enters the capital will receive two servings of hot soup and rations each day.
00:57:20I will deploy the Shadow Guard to escort the grain convoys and establish 50 relief kitches along the route.
00:57:26The Lord Regent is wise.
00:57:28Lord Jude is merciful.
00:57:31Long live Auriria!
00:57:40Tara?
00:57:41The system keeps insisting these people are just puppets in a novel, but Sebastian, Jude, and those suffering refugees outside
00:57:50the city all feel like living people to me.
00:57:53Exactly.
00:57:54We cannot cause a mass poisoning, but if we don't finish within three days, the system will euthanize us immediately.
00:58:03We'll pretend to comply.
00:58:05On the surface, we follow the order to poison them, but secretly find a chance to swap out the poison.
00:58:11Okay.
00:58:13Let's do it.
00:58:18Look, that War God must be using his power to seize wealth again.
00:58:23Lord Regent, refugees are entering the city.
00:58:26I will donate half my estate.
00:58:29Half.
00:58:30Lord Leroy, you grew rich by squeezing your tenant farmers.
00:58:35How many lives are on your hands?
00:58:37I came today to give you a chance to atone.
00:58:44Everything!
00:58:45I'll surrender all my gold, silver, and estates.
00:58:49Please spare me, your highness.
00:58:51Good.
00:58:51Next house.
00:58:56Shit!
00:58:57That was close.
00:58:59I thought they had some noble purpose.
00:59:02They were only using the disaster to extort money.
00:59:05Two villains robbing other victims.
00:59:07They never change.
00:59:10You two have nothing better to do at court than hide upstairs and spy.
00:59:16Since your majesties are so concerned, why not come outside the city with me?
00:59:22Uh, they spotted us?
00:59:32Tara, look at those children.
00:59:35The despair in their eyes is real.
00:59:38They aren't puppets.
00:59:39They're living people.
00:59:42Warning.
00:59:43Poisoning countdown initiated.
00:59:44If the massacre is not carried out, forced euthanasian will begin immediately.
00:59:54Lord Regent, look at them.
00:59:56They seem devastated.
00:59:57It appears that evil force from another world ordered them to poison the relief grain and frame us.
01:00:02I knew they were acting strangely.
01:00:04If someone wants to use them to sow chaos, we'll stand back and see how this plays out.
01:00:10Fiona, even if it means being utilized, we cannot poison innocent civilians.
01:00:16Exactly.
01:00:17Even if we die, we will not become the monsters who poisoned them.
01:00:24Poison!
01:00:25This porridge is poisoned!
01:00:31How is that possible?
01:00:32We haven't done anything.
01:00:33It's still in our hands.
01:00:35Someone else poisoned the food first.
01:00:37And is using the disaster to frame Sebastian and Jude.
01:00:40They want to poison all of us!
01:00:42Fight these navels!
01:00:45Rebels.
01:00:46Kill them.
01:00:47Leave no survivors.
01:00:51Jude, stop!
01:00:52Please make them stop!
01:00:54Your Majesty.
01:00:56Under the crown and the law, rioting is treason.
01:00:59I care only about the outcome.
01:01:02Sebastian, don't kill them!
01:01:04I'm begging you!
01:01:07Tara, you have never truly understood me.
01:01:10In this kingdom, mercy is the greatest weakness.
01:01:15Drag them away.
01:01:18Yes, your highness!
01:01:19Let us go!
01:01:19Sebastian, Jude!
01:01:21You'll regret this!
01:01:22You'll regret this!
01:01:31Tara, who poisoned them?
01:01:34It's so cruel.
01:01:35Another ambitious faction.
01:01:37They knew Sebastian and Jude were leading the relief effort, so they poisoned the food.
01:01:41It destroys public trust in both powerful ministers and lets them purge the refugees.
01:01:53Seize them!
01:01:55Assassins!
01:01:55Fiona, run!
01:02:07Your highness, lord spymaster.
01:02:10All relief grain and funds have been delivered in the court's name to genuine disaster victims.
01:02:15We also eliminated a large number of northern spies disguised as refugees.
01:02:21Any leads on the queen and queen dowager?
01:02:26None, your highness.
01:02:27They remain missing.
01:02:29The queen dowager has been taken prisoner.
01:02:32Aren't you worried, lord Jude?
01:02:34I've said before, women only cloud my judgment.
01:02:38You aren't worried.
01:02:39Why should I be?
01:02:42Mobilize the Black Iron Knights!
01:02:44Today, I'll make a river of blood out of the thugs who dared prison the queen dowager.
01:02:50Tara, do you think Sebastian and Jude will really come save us?
01:02:54We scheme against them every day.
01:02:56They probably want us dead.
01:02:58Don't be foolish.
01:03:00To them, we're nothing but troublesome women.
01:03:03Why would they risk themselves to save us?
01:03:11Don't cry, miss.
01:03:13Have some candy.
01:03:16Little girl, how did you end up in this terrible place?
01:03:22Grandma and I were locked up here because of those bad men.
01:03:26You don't know what happened.
01:03:27My granddaughter Tilly fell gravely ill.
01:03:30I spent my savings at Lord Leroy's apothecary,
01:03:32but that crooked quack gave her poison instead of medicine
01:03:36and nearly killed her.
01:03:38When I demanded justice,
01:03:40his thugs threw us into this dungeon.
01:03:44Those naval thugs deserve to die.
01:03:51She's telling the truth.
01:03:53This underground prison was built by those corrupt nobles.
01:03:56Any commoner who resisted their exploitation
01:03:58was dragged here and tortured.
01:04:00Wait.
01:04:01Lord Leroy?
01:04:02Isn't he the noble Sebastian raided with his guards?
01:04:05Raided?
01:04:05You've got it wrong, miss.
01:04:06The Lord Regent was ridding us of those monsters.
01:04:09Leroy and his thugs sold fake medicine
01:04:11and ruined entire families.
01:04:13The Lord Regent forced them to hand over their blood money
01:04:15for disaster relief.
01:04:16He's a good man.
01:04:18Oh my god.
01:04:20Sebastian was going after monsters
01:04:22with innocent people's blood on their hands.
01:04:24We misjudged him.
01:04:27But everyone outside says Jude is a cruel demon.
01:04:30Is that a lie too?
01:04:32You can't trust those rumors.
01:04:34The nobles hate Lord Jude,
01:04:36so they smeared his name.
01:04:37Lord Jude is good.
01:04:39Last month, my dreamcatcher got caught
01:04:41in the tower of the sacred tree.
01:04:43He got it down for me
01:04:44and gave me sweet honey candy.
01:04:47I'm the Lord Regent.
01:04:49Three years ago,
01:04:50an assassin attacked in the street.
01:04:52His Highness took a blade to the shoulder
01:04:54to protect us.
01:04:56They're not cold-hearted villains at all.
01:04:58They've been protecting this kingdom
01:05:00in their own way.
01:05:01All along,
01:05:02the system has been lying to us.
01:05:04Everything it told us about those evil villains
01:05:06was a lie.
01:05:08The real monsters are the system
01:05:10and these greedy nobles.
01:05:14Position confirmed.
01:05:15Two hundred guards inside.
01:05:17Breach the Iron Gate.
01:05:18Bring the Queen and the Queen Dowager out.
01:05:21Unharmed.
01:05:23Killed!
01:05:23Killed!
01:05:39Oh my God!
01:05:41Tara, look!
01:05:42They really came to save us.
01:05:44Sebastian, what took you so long?
01:05:46Save everyone!
01:05:47It's the man who got Tilly's dreamcatcher!
01:05:50Good memory, little one.
01:05:54Sebastian, there are hundreds,
01:05:56maybe thousands of innocent civilians here.
01:05:58What happens to them?
01:06:00Don't worry.
01:06:01The knights have surrounded this place.
01:06:03Everyone held here will be freed.
01:06:06The Lord Regent is wise.
01:06:08Thank you, Your Highness,
01:06:10and Lord Jude for saving us.
01:06:16Tara, Fiona,
01:06:18enemy reinforcements are coming.
01:06:19Fall back into the woods.
01:06:20Jude, there are so many of them.
01:06:22Don't you dare die.
01:06:23In the kingdom of Aurelia,
01:06:25no one but me can take my life.
01:06:28Go!
01:06:29All right.
01:06:30Make it out alive and come find us.
01:06:32Go!
01:06:44Fuck!
01:06:45It's an ambush!
01:06:46Ha ha ha!
01:06:47Your Majesties,
01:06:48did you really think you could escape?
01:06:49The knights have surrounded this place.
01:06:51Surrender now!
01:06:52Ridiculous.
01:06:53I filled the private prison
01:06:54with knockout smoke long ago.
01:06:56Even the Lord Regent and Spymaster
01:06:58who led the attack
01:06:59are my prisoners.
01:07:00Impossible.
01:07:01They're too strong.
01:07:05Bring them out!
01:07:11How did they actually manage
01:07:12to capture you two?
01:07:14How did this happen?
01:07:16Sebastian,
01:07:17years ago,
01:07:18you slaughtered my countrymen
01:07:19in the war between our nations.
01:07:21Today,
01:07:21I will take both your heads myself.
01:07:23If you're going to do it,
01:07:24hurry up.
01:07:25You talk too much.
01:07:27Die!
01:07:32Don't touch him.
01:07:34I won't let you kill good men.
01:07:36If you need a head,
01:07:37take mine.
01:07:38Damn you.
01:07:39Two lovesish fools.
01:07:41If you want to die with these dogs,
01:07:43I'll grant your wish.
01:07:46Tara,
01:07:47we came all this way
01:07:48and never got the 500 million,
01:07:50but we kept our consciences
01:07:51and I had my best friend beside me.
01:07:54I have no regrets.
01:07:56That's right,
01:07:57Fiona.
01:07:57We'll be besties again
01:07:59in our next lives.
01:08:01Sebastian,
01:08:03you're the one true God
01:08:05in my heart.
01:08:06Jude,
01:08:07be my lover again
01:08:09in our next lives.
01:08:16Then die,
01:08:17all of you!
01:08:26You.
01:08:28You weren't poisoned.
01:08:30How did you break the ropes?
01:08:32Fool,
01:08:33if we hadn't pretended
01:08:34to be captured,
01:08:35how could we have lured
01:08:37a coward like you
01:08:38into exposing
01:08:39your main force?
01:08:42The knights
01:08:42and the shadow guard
01:08:43are already waiting
01:08:44outside the forest.
01:08:46Protect the Lord Regent,
01:08:47Lord Spymaster!
01:08:49Kill these northern thugs
01:08:50who prey on us!
01:08:56what do you do?
01:09:06Tara,
01:09:06we didn't get the 500 million,
01:09:08but we have food,
01:09:09drinks,
01:09:09and two world-class hotties
01:09:10as bodyguards.
01:09:11We came out way ahead.
01:09:12Exactly.
01:09:13To hell with those
01:09:14garbage missions.
01:09:15This is the good life.
01:09:16Your Majesty,
01:09:17you've bought enough sweets
01:09:18to last three months.
01:09:19If it pleases my queen,
01:09:20why not buy
01:09:21the whole street?
01:09:26The four of you
01:09:27are out shopping
01:09:27and eating,
01:09:28paired off like couples.
01:09:29Does no one care
01:09:30about their king?
01:09:31You've ruined me!
01:09:32My virtue!
01:09:33My throne!