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00:02What's happening?
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02:00I used the brake lever to perform appendicitis surgery on an elderly gentleman.
02:04And I left the mark of the mountain bike wheels here on a young woman's buttocks.
02:08In short, a disaster.
02:10Well, how come they didn't put you in jail?
02:11No, it seems the nudist camp wasn't legal, that's why they didn't report me.
02:16But look, I...
02:19I bought this motorcycle just in case.
02:22Forget about this killer.
02:23I bought this little motorbike because my feet can reach the ground very well on it.
02:27And you put a small piece of gum on it so that it doesn't go over 50.
02:31Okay, okay.
02:33Listen, I'm leaving.
02:34I've finished my workday.
02:36And I have tickets to go to the opera with my wife.
02:39Okay.
02:40Are you coming back tomorrow?
02:42Depends.
02:43Because if they make the gentleman repeat the area, I'm going to go to bed late and then I won't get up early.
02:48I'll call.
02:49Okay, have fun.
02:51Thank you.
02:53Livio!
02:54Oh, what a strange man!
02:56No, he's a professor at the conservatory.
02:58But he discovered that he earned more money doing odd jobs.
03:01And now they're finishing up a pit we need to inspect the cars underneath.
03:05Well, well.
03:06That means things are going well, right?
03:09It's getting better.
03:10But the boss wants to install an automated diagnostic system.
03:13And he's desperately looking for the money to buy it.
03:16Well, but now with leasing it's easy for him.
03:19But he doesn't want to get into debt; he wants to pay in cash.
03:21And since he didn't win the lottery...
03:25Ah, good morning, gentlemen.
03:27Good morning.
03:28Good morning.
03:30Is one of you the owner of the place?
03:32No, miss.
03:35Sister.
03:36Whose sister?
03:38That we are nuns.
03:40They must be secret nuns, because they don't look like it.
03:43Yes, we are.
03:45And we are asking for help for our institution.
03:48Well, the owner of the place isn't here.
03:50They will have to come back later.
03:51Well, we'll be back later.
03:53We're going to keep asking around.
03:55Thank you so much.
03:56Come on, sister.
03:57No no.
03:57Don't run, sister.
03:59I'm already pretty much dead.
04:04Nuns dress so strangely these days.
04:06All they need to do is put on a miniskirt.
04:09Well, I think it's great, you know?
04:11Those headdresses and floor-length habits must have been very uncomfortable, right?
04:15Yes, yes, yes.
04:44Mother.
04:46Enrique's parents are going to give us half, but Dad will have to put up the other half.
04:51And what do you contribute?
04:53Enthusiasm.
04:55No, I haven't said anything to him.
04:57You know we're never short of money.
04:58Tell me, Light of me.
04:59How much do they owe me now?
05:00Two or three years?
05:02Will everything be alright?
05:05Look, daughter, ever since your father and I got married, we've never, ever had a stroke of luck.
05:11Never?
05:13Well, yes.
05:14The birth of your brother and yours.
05:17But money, never.
05:19Does anyone ever win the lottery or get a football pool right?
05:23Not us.
05:24That's why I'm sure that something will turn out well for us eventually.
05:27Oh!
05:28I knew a married couple who were going through the same thing.
05:30And at eighty-five years old they had their stroke of luck.
05:33He won a free burial in a raffle.
05:36I can see myself spending my honeymoon in a guesthouse.
05:40And now that my differences with my boyfriend were over...
05:45I'll talk to your father.
05:48Can we already apply for a loan at the bank?
05:51Well, I'm going to dig some out because if we don't help Von Karahan, this hole will never be finished.
05:57in life.
05:58No, leave it, boss. I'll do it later.
05:59No, it's not good for me to exercise.
06:02Let's see if I can finally get this jumpsuit dirty.
06:09Well, I'd lend a hand, but in my condition...
06:12No, no, it's not that big of a deal.
06:14But the truth is that this moat was already essential.
06:25Wow, a rock.
06:26That's strange, because Beethoven hasn't released a single one.
06:30No, it's just that this one is really stuck.
06:33And it looks like a river because it's very round.
06:45It's not a stone.
06:47It's a skull.
06:48This gives me the creeps.
06:50A skull?
06:51Yes, yes.
06:56To be or not to be, the question is.
06:59I think they say that in Romeo and Juliet.
07:01Isn't it made of plastic?
07:03No, when this poor man was buried, plastic wasn't known, was it?
07:06When will it be from?
07:08There used to be a wall here.
07:11Yes, I think it was from the 15th century.
07:14Will there be more remains?
07:16Let's see if there are more.
07:18Take this man.
07:23Ah, once my father, who knows a lot about these things,
07:27He found a phalanx in the garden of his house.
07:31Yes, but that would be before democracy, of course.
07:34No, man, no.
07:35A phalanx is a bone from here, in the hand.
07:38Ah, yes, yes.
07:41Hey, here's another one!
07:42Other?
07:43Yes, yes.
07:45Besides, this guy was quite stubborn.
07:51How do you know that?
07:53Because this skull looks like a basketball.
07:57That's it, that's it.
08:01Besides being stubborn, he was a real pain, poor guy.
08:04Because this thing feels like lead, you know?
08:09Ah, it's not a skull, it's a clay pot.
08:13That means someone was buried with the stew in their hand.
08:15He would be from Asturias.
08:17Could it be a treasure?
08:19No no.
08:20In all pirate movies, the treasure is always in a chest.
08:24So, no...
08:25But what do we do, boss?
08:26Shall we open it?
08:28Well, it probably won't have anything.
08:33Listen, I'll trade it to you unopened for my motorcycle.
08:36No, it will be full of dirt.
08:37But anyway, let's make things perfectly clear, okay?
08:41This house is mine.
08:42The hole is mine.
08:44And I've taken out the pot, haven't I?
08:46Yes, yes, boss, yes, yes.
08:47Well, if there's only dirt and cockroaches inside this pot,
08:51or the crown jewels of England,
08:53the soil, the cockroaches,
08:55And the crown jewels of England are mine.
08:59Understood, right?
08:59Understood.
09:00Yes, yes, yes.
09:00Okay.
09:01Hey, aren't you going to give us even one little cockroach each?
09:04Hey, not a single one.
09:06Not even the thigh of a little cockroach.
09:08Nothing.
09:09Okay, okay, okay, fine.
09:11I'm going to remove the rope.
09:12Do I need scissors?
09:13No, it's not necessary.
09:15The rope is completely rotten.
09:19Juan?
09:19Oh my god, Mom!
09:21Oh my god, Mom!
09:21What a scare! Yes, it could be fatal!
09:23What's happening?
09:24What are you doing?
09:25We found this pot in the hole in the moat.
09:28Ah, well, that person of mine whom I lost yesterday.
09:30No, no, it's not express, no.
09:31It's a clay pot.
09:33And maybe there's a treasure inside, or...?
09:38We found a treasure.
09:40I would be surprised.
09:42Things have to go right for us sometime, right?
09:45Are you hitting me once?
09:47Okay, here I go.
09:51Everyone be quiet, okay?
10:08The pot is mine and anyone who wants to take it will have to go over my dead body.
10:12And if there was no mandrake at the mouth of the tree...
10:14Don Ernesto was with me having a few drinks, and that's probably why this is mine.
10:18So the best thing to do is...
10:19Come on, man!
10:20What's wrong, Don Juan?
10:22She sent my mother to get me back the pressure cooker I left with them yesterday.
10:25Oh, that's right, my daughter.
10:26We had forgotten it, just like ours, we have lost it.
10:28Oh, you anxious people!
10:29Give him his pressure cooker and take the girl away.
10:31Runs!
10:32And let him go out through the alley, okay?
10:33We're going to close the workshop door right now, it's time.
10:37Rufo, close and turn off.
10:39Yes, yes, yes.
10:39What are they doing?
10:40I saw a skull on the table.
10:42No, daughter, the tax inspector left alive and kicking.
10:45The skull is not yours.
10:46We're having a séance.
10:48How beautiful!
10:49Oh, I don't want to miss the unveiling!
10:51The unveiling?
10:52Spiritualism with a striptease?
10:53What a shame we can't stay!
10:55It's already closed!
10:57Shh!
11:00Well, let's get on with it.
11:02The moment of truth has arrived.
11:08What is enough to get me a facelift?
11:14I just need to have enough to finish the moat.
11:18I'm looking for a nursing home for my grandmother.
11:24If they gave me money for a private clinic.
11:29A cruise through the Greek islands.
11:36Wait, wait a moment.
11:37Don't uncover it until I arrive.
11:40Oh, come on!
11:41Come on, man, come on!
11:42Come on!
11:55My God!
11:56It's a fortune!
11:58That must be worth something.
12:00I'm finally going to get paid what I'm owed.
12:02No, they'll be chocolate.
12:04Don Juan, may I have one?
12:07Poop!
12:08To see it like this.
12:09To keep it to oneself is out of the question.
12:10No, no, no, no.
12:11To see it.
12:12My father works in the antiques trade.
12:14and he knows a lot about old coins.
12:16Ah, well, see if they're any good.
12:19One, huh?
12:19One, one.
12:29Well...
12:32I, I think that...
12:35Well...
12:36Well, I think that...
12:39Either you speak up or I'll kick your calluses in!
12:42Believe...
12:43Believe...
12:44I think it's a doubloon from the Catholic Monarchs.
12:46Hey?
12:47Ah, a doubloon.
12:48Come on, I understood you.
12:49A ham from the Catholic Monarchs.
12:51And how much does a ham cost?
12:52Well, it depends.
12:53If it's Iberian ham, boneless, cooked...
12:56No, no, I mean a doubloon.
12:57One of those coins.
12:58Ah, yes.
12:59They usually weigh approximately...
13:02Yes, about 40 grams each.
13:04So...
13:06Only gold...
13:07Well, some...
13:08About 80,000 pesetas each.
13:11Mother of my soul.
13:14Oh, I can already see myself in the Greek Islands.
13:17I'm going to get my face done like Isabel Pressler's.
13:20But selling them to collectors is much more profitable.
13:23Boss, the moat is no longer needed.
13:25We can install a car lift and a truck lift.
13:28Okay, okay, that's enough.
13:28And how many are there, huh?
13:30Well, I...
13:32I estimate about 30.
13:34Let's see, let's see.
13:38Almost three million pesetas!
13:41What if we sell them to a collector?
13:43Oh, then...
13:44Ten times more.
13:4630 million pesetas.
13:48I'll buy the yacht from Ramón Mendoza...
13:50...including whichever girl he's currently with.
13:52Wait a minute.
13:53Just a moment, just a moment.
13:56Calm down, man, calm down.
13:57If we're going to give you a little gift, yes, let's go.
13:59A horn for the motorcycle.
14:02No, no, if not...
14:03If it's not about that, then no.
14:04The thing is...
14:06There's a problem.
14:09But, but, but, don't ruin our hope, son.
14:13Let him speak.
14:14What's the problem?
14:15No, no, no, no, no.
14:17If they're going to get angry with me, I won't say anything.
14:19No, let's not get nervous.
14:22This is a very nice guy, isn't he?
14:25Who I'm going to punch in the face in a moment.
14:28What's the problem with that, if I may ask?
14:31Juan, when a treasure is discovered...
14:33...this needs to be communicated to the State...
14:35...who is the owner of what was discovered.
14:38Yes, but this, this is my home, my land, my soil.
14:41Yes, but the coins belong to the State.
14:44Well, but nobody's going to talk here.
14:46We are all family.
14:47Rufo as if he were.
14:48And if someone I know betrays me...
14:50...I'll give him such a beating myself...
14:53...that there won't be a plaster cast in the world for him.
14:55I'm not going to say anything, okay?
14:57The only thing I can say, as your friend...
15:00...because I have to tell you how things really are.
15:02But if we don't tell anyone...
15:04...how is the State going to take those coins away from us, huh?
15:06No, no, no, no, we're allies, eh.
15:08Not to get rid of us.
15:09To remove me alone, since I am the discoverer...
15:11...and the sole owner.
15:13Well, you know what I mean, boss.
15:15Just in case.
15:15If you keep the coins at home and don't tell anyone...
15:18...because nobody finds out and nothing happens.
15:20But if she sells them and people find out...
15:22...well, now there's a mess.
15:24In short, it's as if we hadn't unearthed anything.
15:27Well, that means I'll be going another three years without getting paid.
15:30What can we do?
15:31How short-lived the illusion was.
15:34Okay.
15:39Dad, nobody should see that.
15:40Yes, it will be, Carlos.
15:41Just in case.
15:42Boss, should I open now?
15:43Yes, yes, go ahead, open it.
15:44Okay, I'm going to continue with my list.
15:46I'm going with you.
15:47I'm going to prepare dinner.
15:52Boss, they're the nuns from before.
15:54Well, they've arrived at a good time to ask for nothing.
15:57Should I tell them to come in?
15:58Yes of course.
15:59Poor women go around begging.
16:01Well, like me, in banks.
16:03Yes, but they ask for others.
16:05Well, like me, for you, for the children, for Angustias, for Rufo, for Fienda, for everyone.
16:10Come in, sister, come in.
16:12Thank you.
16:16Hello good.
16:18Come on, and sit down.
16:20You must be exhausted.
16:23With your permission, may Sister Rosalia sit down?
16:26Of course, sister, of course.
16:28You don't know how grateful I am.
16:30Because I can't stand up.
16:34Sitting there like that.
16:36Would you like me to bring you a glass of milk?
16:37No, don't bother.
16:39They are very kind.
16:41Actually, the blame lies with the convent.
16:43Because Sister Rosalía is not in a condition to go out on the street begging.
16:47The truth is that the years take their toll.
16:50But we need it so much.
16:53And there are so few of us.
16:56But how many are there?
16:57Seven.
16:58Look.
17:01Well, and now, forgive us, but our obligation is to ask.
17:04Could you help us with something?
17:06The truth, sister, is that you come with an opportunity.
17:08We just lost a fortune, so...
17:10We, on the other hand, have nothing left to lose.
17:16They even want to kick us out of the convent.
17:20Isn't it yours?
17:22No.
17:23It belonged to the Countess of Fontanilla, who had lent it to us.
17:27But he died.
17:28And the heirs want to demolish the building to build a housing development.
17:32Well, sisters, we don't have money, not really money.
17:38But...
17:40Okay.
17:40Is it useless to us?
17:44Okay, let's go, let's go, eh.
17:46You see, we can...
17:49We can give them this, if they knew it.
17:52What is this?
17:53It's a gold coin.
17:55Look, it turns out that...
17:57It belonged to my grandfather and it's worth a pretty penny.
18:01Let's see...
18:02Sister Flora, let's see...
18:07Hey, if you think it's bad to freeze, eh.
18:09It looks like gold, but it's twelve-karat, because very little good gold was used back then.
18:19We can get ten or twelve thousand pesetas from it.
18:23No, no, no, no, no. I think those coins are worth much more.
18:26Those? Does she have more?
18:31No, no, no, no, no, no, don't answer me. I've been indiscreet.
18:39Sister, what's wrong with her?
18:41You went when I bent down to look at the coins.
18:46Of course, we haven't eaten since the bowl of milk at breakfast.
18:51I'll bring you something right away. A little cheese and bread.
18:54No, no, no, no, for God's sake. I would die of embarrassment. I would die.
18:59The sister says it because we have to eat something when we have forty-two elderly people fasting.
19:05Do they have forty-two elderly people in their care?
19:07Yes, yes, ma'am. We're asking for them. Because if it were up to us...
19:12They have no clothes to wear. Today they gave us two cavalry blankets.
19:20Poor old folks, they're going to smell like donkeys. And she says she has nothing to wear?
19:24We have clothes for twenty people and they take turns putting them on.
19:28Bald people go on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. People with hair go on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.
19:34Well, what a curious way to distinguish them.
19:37We only have twenty berets. And those are always worn by bald men, of course.
19:46Juan.
20:00Here you go, so you can do something for those old folks.
20:04Ma'am, my goodness, you are so kind.
20:10His grandfather would have to have his kidney well covered.
20:15He was very thrifty.
20:20And they're all the same.
20:23How happy the old folks are going to be!
20:30The ones who are going to die of envy are the old ladies.
20:35Ah, but the forty-two old people are all men.
20:39Yes, then there are the thirty-six little old ladies.
20:43And eighty elderly people are only cared for by seven nuns?
20:45Yes, that's why we can't keep up.
20:48The ones I feel most sorry for are the old ladies.
20:51Most of them have children who have abandoned them.
20:55Do you have children?
20:57Yes, two. And they're excellent.
21:01My daughter would never abandon me.
21:04You have no idea what luck God has given you.
21:07Yeah.
21:08And are old ladies also poorly dressed?
21:11Oh, those old ladies! They're worse off.
21:14To put it mildly, there are only eight pairs of panties for everyone.
21:20Look, most of them will be nice and cool.
21:22Juan.
21:25Yes, man, they shouldn't go around with their butts hanging out.
21:29Here, take six more coins so you can buy those poor little tights.
21:35Ma'am, I feel like it, ma'am.
21:39Come on, don't cry, grandma.
21:41Don't call me grandma.
21:43That makes me look older.
21:46More. It's difficult, isn't it?
21:48We affectionately call her Grandma because she's the oldest in the congregation.
21:54Even the children call her that.
21:57Which children?
21:59Those that we have collected.
22:02Twenty-two.
22:04How many?
22:05They are abandoned children.
22:07And they won't have any underwear.
22:09They're walking around with their guts hanging out.
22:12Twenty-two children.
22:13Okay, so how many girls?
22:14I'm saying this to get it over with.
22:17Eleven.
22:20Nearly one hundred people supported by the charity of seven women.
22:25Six and the grandmother.
22:27Juan.
22:32But it's all worth it when we get home with our hands full.
22:40They all become so happy.
22:42Today we're going to have a party and we're going to buy a rocket.
22:46Here, so you can buy candy for those children.
22:51Well, they're going to have a field day with candy.
22:53Oh, how awful.
22:57Ten more coins.
22:59I just can't believe it.
23:02Well, the one who's going to be happiest is Consuelo.
23:07Ah, Consuelo.
23:09Comfort.
23:09Comfort.
23:11My name is Consuelo.
23:13Ah, what a coincidence.
23:15Look, look.
23:17And who is Consuelo?
23:18If I may ask, the Mother Superior?
23:19No, Consuelo is the last girl we picked up.
23:23Did he take her?
23:24No.
23:25One-armed?
23:26Neither.
23:28Well, Vizca, come on man, I'm not going down there.
23:30No, she's a beautiful girl.
23:32Lovely.
23:33Consuelo, give a coin to your namesake.
23:36She is the daughter of a drug addict.
23:40My God.
23:42Well, he won't have a single coin left to remember it by.
23:46Juan.
23:47Look, give her the ones that are left and give her the pot too.
23:50And go away, sisters, for there is no more gold left in this house.
23:53I have the one who's going to die here, and I can't give him that one.
23:58Oh my God, how lucky!
24:01We've never had such a good day in our lives.
24:04You guys are very good.
24:06All those who have been killed will pray for you today.
24:08Bye bye.
24:10I'm going with you, because the door sometimes gets stuck and I can't open it properly.
24:14Don't bother.
24:16Come in, come in, come this way.
24:17Come in, come in.
24:18But how pleasant you poor people are.
24:20Ma'am, you're welcome to come in for dinner whenever you like.
24:23Oh, how amazing are people's musical tastes!
24:25While I was cooking, I was listening to the radio and they said that there are swindlers in the cities, a grandmother and granddaughter who...
24:32They pose as nuns and take advantage of the unsuspecting victim, claiming that...
24:38They are in charge of some elderly people.
24:39Yeah.
24:40And eleven girls and twenty-two boys.
24:42They haven't said anything about them as children.
24:43They probably made it up as they went along.
24:45Okay, I'm going to get started on dinner.
24:47What do we do?
24:48Did you call the police?
24:49Yeah.
24:50And where do we say we got the coins from, huh?
24:52You're right.
24:54Let's not get into trouble.
24:55But those sluts have been scammed.
24:58Those coins were useless to us.
25:02We couldn't sell them.
25:04Ah, not a word to the boss from those scoundrels.
25:08Let's not ruin his day.
25:10Well, you're right.
25:14There are still good people in the world.
25:19Here it comes.
25:24I put them in a taxi because two little nuns alone at night with that kind of money, right?
25:29No, I don't think those two saints are afraid of thieves.
25:33No, what I don't believe is that they have the cash for the taxi.
25:37No, not anymore...
25:37He'll get the gold visa, that's for sure.
25:39No, no, I did think about that and I gave the taxi driver two thousand pesetas.
25:44On.
25:46Well, I'm off, my grandmother will be waiting for me for dinner.
25:48And that's my grandmother.
25:51Well, I'm leaving too, Don Juan.
25:53And you don't know how sorry I am for having been such a fool.
25:56Kid, deep down I'm happy.
25:59Because in this world we live in, it is very difficult to do good.
26:03Absolutely.
26:04And today, with these nuns, we have done good for the whole year.
26:10But if it weren't for you, I would be rich now and I would be having dinner with champagne.
26:15So, goodbye.
26:16Well, I don't know how sorry I am, Don Juan.
26:19Goodbye, sorry, eh.
26:20Goodbye, God.
26:20I'm very sorry, Don Juan.
26:22Oh, I'm sorry.
26:25Consuelo, tonight I'm going to sleep soundly, thinking about your namesake and all those poor people.
26:30I'm happy, darling.
26:31I'm going to enjoy my soup now.
26:33I'm sorry.
27:04Thanks for watching the video.
27:33Thanks for watching the video.
28:04Thanks for watching the video.
28:05Thank you.