1
- 13 years ago
Remember boys and girls, never trust that you beloved loves you for who you are. They probably just think your hot.
Category
🎈
FunTranscript
00:00I think that could be arranged.
00:02Hello people, this is our Cobra, and this is Let's Watch Winx Club Season 3 Episode 3 Blind.
00:09Oh, by the way, I forgot to...
00:11Oh, stupid thing! Why do you keep doing that?
00:16Ugh, never mind.
00:17In any case, we found out that the brainwashing count has already reached up to two.
00:24A, the mermaids being brainwashed into Balthor's loyal servants, and B, Earthfire being brainwashed into not liking her.
00:32Yep.
00:34Wait, why does she shoot her, by the way?
00:37So, in two episodes, we have had two counts of brainwashing.
00:41Yeah, we don't count each individual mermaid.
00:44Wait, should we also count that mermaids were being brainwashed since episode 2?
00:48No, episode... Yeah, episode 2.
00:50Should we count that as a separate from all the mermaids that were brainwashed in episode 1?
00:55Well, they were captured separately, sir, I suppose.
00:59Alright, it's 3 in the brainwashing count.
01:02Well, if we don't get any brainwashing in this episode, the episode count will fit the brainwash count.
01:11But we'll see.
01:13Oh, and by the way, this episode is getting more and more blind from my girlfriend here, too.
01:19Guess what I like to bring that up.
01:22Yep.
01:23I was...
01:23There was starting to come more interesting things on TV, so I stopped following wings so closely.
01:30Yep.
01:39And she shoots her with a spell and...
01:51Wait, there's dark magic in the rain?
01:54Yep.
01:57What's wrong with the green glow?
01:59Huh?
02:00Why are they glowing green?
02:01What's that spell trying to do?
02:03Like what then?
02:04I don't know.
02:05I thought it was Tecna's wings you talked about.
02:08They are glowing green.
02:12Oh, stop.
02:13Is it a slow fall spell or something?
02:15Possibly.
02:22Wow, this rain, it's like anti-magic.
02:26It weakened our spells and our strength.
02:28But luckily, we still had enough wings left to save Stella.
02:32The way I look, I'd probably be better off if you hadn't.
02:37We'll get you changed back, Stella.
02:39But in the meantime, I think you look kind of cuddly.
02:42Yeah, kind of like a cross between a frog and a bear.
02:45Or on the second god, maybe a dragon.
02:48I'm green, I'm hideous, and I've given a whole new meaning to the term bloated.
02:53It's a spell.
02:54We'll figure out...
02:54Well, at least you don't have green hair.
02:58Thanks, Rarity.
02:59There is no way that I can let Brandon see me like this.
03:02He already did.
03:05Hi there, you guys.
03:06We were worried about you.
03:08Is everybody alright, Blue?
03:10We saw the explosions.
03:11What happened?
03:12Firespell backdrop.
03:14No, baby.
03:14But then up in the apiary, the guards fired at Stella and knocked her off the roof.
03:19Well, then where is she?
03:20She's looking for an escape route so we can get off the palace grounds.
03:24Yeah, that's right.
03:25It's something that the guards don't know about.
03:26They already know how she looks.
03:28They were in the room.
03:30So you probably shouldn't wait.
03:31You should just go get the ship and then we can meet you.
03:33I'm sorry, shouldn't you be more worried about, you know, the guards trying to kill you than Stella's feelings at
03:40this point?
03:41I mean, just to be a bit cold-hearted, should they just work together to get up?
03:44Yeah, what are you trying to hide?
03:46Watch out!
03:50The guys with laser shooting helibars, perhaps?
03:55But you were standing right in front of her!
03:57Why were you-
03:58We can't fight the guards like this!
04:00Let the guys handle it!
04:09Why are you trying to charge her if you have a helibar that can shoot lasers?
04:12Here!
04:14Pick this!
04:15We'll send you our coordinates!
04:17You got it!
04:20Why not just shoot if you've got the power to do so?
04:23They're keeping the guards bitten!
04:26These guys are not too smart!
04:28A secret passage!
04:29It's this way!
04:30Okay, men!
04:31Release the hounds!
04:35Wait, when you release the hounds, are you still supposed to keep them in a-
04:38Ah, okay, I was wondering.
04:48How can they be stronger than dragons?
04:52Like, proportionally?
04:55Like, if it was a dragon, that's science, the dogs would be stronger?
05:03Let me guess, the dogs recognize her.
05:05Yep!
05:06Hey!
05:07Hey!
05:07You recognize me!
05:09That's a good boy!
05:12My father gave me these dogs when they were just puppies!
05:17Oh, cute!
05:18Could you have established that earlier?
05:20Oh, he's going home!
05:21No!
05:21We want the-
05:22All plot points must be pulled out of our rectums!
05:25What do you say we find that secret passage out of here?
05:28Sure fits!
05:29It should be right up ahead!
05:32Hey, you guys!
05:34Thanks a lot for covering for me back there by the palace!
05:37He already saw you, you dumb boy!
05:40He already saw you, you dumb boy!
05:40You can bet he'd be gone faster than a Salarian Sunbeam!
05:44Would you have some faith in your boyfriend?
05:47Would you pronounce you?
05:49It's just their nature!
05:50Hey!
05:51It's right up there!
05:51It's right up there!
05:52It's right up there!
05:54Well, maybe they're here too!
05:56I don't know what a Salarian Sunbeam looks like!
05:58I don't know what a Salarian Sunbeam looks like!
05:58My puppy, Kator and I, entered a royal treasure hunt!
06:02We were supposed to find spellflowers, but instead we discovered a series of ancient elf tunnels
06:08that were inside an old, hollowed-out oak tree!
06:13I don't know what Palladio do when he didn't show you!
06:16...so I always remember which tree it was!
06:19And that came in very handy later on in life when I used the passage to sneak out to dances
06:24and parties and stuff!
06:25And now I'm using the passage to sneak away from a party!
06:28My own!
06:31Hey, Lacer is supposed to be a healing force!
06:35Well, at least you're seeing the funny side of things!
06:39Well, maybe she's snapping!
06:41I don't know!
06:43Boy, this tunnel is really creepy!
06:45Yeah, it looks like some kind of weird animal den!
06:48Well, it never did before!
06:52That should lighten!
06:53Oh, good thing that I have tall boots on!
06:56This stuff is gross!
06:58Ugh!
06:59I wish I had enough energy left to cast a dirt deflection spell!
07:03To tell you the truth, I don't remember all this mud!
07:06Or that bottleneck!
07:08That bottleneck looks dangerous!
07:11If it narrows down, we could get stuck in there!
07:14According to my scan, the passage isn't that deep!
07:19Did your scan detect anything slimy in there?
07:22I'll go first!
07:23Hey!
07:24If anything grabs you, just shout and we'll pull you out!
07:28Ugh!
07:33Huh?
07:34No!
07:35If these walls give way, nobody's gonna be able to find us!
07:41And Stella gets stuck!
07:44Hold on!
07:45Are we forgetting something?
07:46Narrow passageway!
07:48Less size fairy!
07:49Not good!
07:51Less size fairy!
07:53That's not very nice!
07:56But it's true!
07:58Quick!
07:59Get Winnie the Pooh out of there!
08:00No more hunting!
08:05Says you!
08:09May I suggest moving?
08:10This part of the tunnel's right under the lake!
08:13Let's get out of here fast!
08:19And they're standing still rather than running!
08:22Wait, was that a rock or a wave or what was it?
08:25Is this a rock?
08:31Huh.
08:32Oh!
08:32This wasn't here before!
08:34Winning down!
08:36Go left!
08:38Huh.
08:39Well, they haven't usually worked!
08:40Go left!
08:42If this wasn't here before, someone must have dug it!
08:46Someone or something!
08:48What do you mean something?
08:50Something like what?
08:51Spiders!
08:52Yes!
08:53Like maybe no giant spider!
08:55There's nothing I hate more than being in a cave with giant spiders and no magic!
09:01Well, I suppose that's a good thing to hate, but how often does that happen?
09:09How come in many of these catoons spiders spit web?
09:13I don't know.
09:15I don't know any more spiders spits web.
09:17I mean, I know someone was capable of flinging web, but that's something different altogether.
09:20Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
09:27Uh, ah, ah, ah!
09:28Ah, ah, ah!
09:29Ah, ah!
09:30Ah, ah!
09:33All right.
09:34I'm only going to get one chance to do this!
09:37Shhh!
09:40Here, spiders!
09:42Fresh food!
09:47Flesh what?!
09:52It sounds like she shouted, Flesh Goose!
10:12Well, that was solved rather conveniently.
10:14Hey, what's going on?
10:16Well, it actually fits the powers rather well, so...
10:19Yep.
10:22If they showed the powers worked out that more often, it wouldn't be so surprising.
10:27It looks like the only way out is in!
10:29Once we're under, we can create a breathing bubble.
10:39I guess Stella's gonna be very well suited for this, for the new body.
10:46That's approved.
10:48They're all leeches.
10:51Of course.
10:54And the leech is immediately down slow.
10:58Yep.
11:02Well, goodbye.
11:04Why?
11:17Okay.
11:22Wait...
11:25How does King of Wall underground get them pulled out in a spring above ground?
11:35No idea.
11:42The geography of that confrottled me.
11:44Once the guys get us back to Althea, we'll break that spell and get you back to your normal self.
11:51Yes, please.
11:54Dramatic posing?
11:54The power of Solarius Sun has made me strong again.
11:58But one thing troubles me.
12:00The girl in the palace.
12:02There was something about her.
12:05Something...
12:06Familiar.
12:08Witches?
12:10So, did you get to merge with the Sun?
12:13You don't look ten.
12:15No, in fact, you look even paler than you did before.
12:18Come here!
12:23Whoa!
12:24You did power up!
12:31Huh?
12:32Huh?
12:34Huh?
12:35Huh?
12:35Huh?
12:35I want to find out about this girl.
12:37Do you witches know who she is?
12:39Bloom!
12:40She's one of those lame-o Winx Club fairies from Althea.
12:43She's like a loser Aeris from Planet Sparks.
12:46She might be a problem.
12:47You want us to take her out?
12:49You just say the word, and that goody-goody fairy will be history!
12:55Hm.
12:56Hm.
12:57Oh, we'll take her out alright.
12:58But we'll do it together.
12:59It's something I'm looking forward to as much as you are.
13:04Huh.
13:04Like, Lumix is gone.
13:08I don't know.
13:09Maybe...
13:10You know what?
13:11I imagine that...
13:12For them to be...
13:13I don't know.
13:14Does Balthus just upgrade instead of something?
13:16I don't know.
13:17I mean, we know he can.
13:19Probably.
13:20A little bit.
13:20A counter spell to turn you back, Stella.
13:22I can't keep hiding from Brandon!
13:24Sooner or later he's gonna see me!
13:29And the over has a thing for fish people.
13:33Who'd have sung it?
13:34In the meantime, we could put an illusion spell on Brandon.
13:37Yeah!
13:38The spell would work by hiding your actual look,
13:41so he'd only be able to see your inner beauty.
13:43How about we stop fucking with your boyfriends and just be honest with them?
13:46To my outer self!
13:48Hi, Nut!
13:48What's up?
13:49Huh?
13:51Uh...
13:51Here, beautiful!
13:53Sorry!
13:54I got hungry on the way and ate the flower pot!
13:57Thank you!
13:58Hmm!
14:05Yep!
14:05Huh?
14:06Sorry girls!
14:07I forgot how heavy counter spells are!
14:10Okay!
14:10I believe this book has the answer to Stella's problem!
14:16Wait, why are you carrying the books when you can make them float?
14:18What?
14:19Countering dark magic.
14:21It says here the mirror of truth can break any dark spell.
14:24So where do we find it?
14:26Concorda?
14:27It's located on the other side of the Beria Mountains.
14:29A journey that will be very, very dangerous.
14:33Sanger's manger!
14:33Are you sure this thing won't work?
14:35We can't be sure of anything, Stella.
14:38High-material objects only work when they are putting the universe back in balance.
14:43So it won't fix me just because I want to be pretty again,
14:46but only if it's like meant to be.
14:48Yes, dear.
14:48I think you got it.
14:50I could come with you and help!
14:52That's so, Trey.
14:53Thoughtful of you, but it's probably better if you stay here or not.
15:02I wish my schnookums was here!
15:04I'd rest my head on his broad shoulders and listen to his soothing, goofy voice!
15:09I don't, hey!
15:10It doesn't matter that I'm from a royal family and you're not!
15:13You can still be my prince!
15:18That cat's gonna be so disappointed.
15:20Yeah, possibly, why is this here?
15:22What?
15:23Hello!
15:24Hello, nuts!
15:25What do you want?
15:26I want you to know that even though I'm an ogre from a non-royal family,
15:30I think I can make a really good prince!
15:32What in the world are you talking about?
15:34Oh, I see!
15:35I think there's been kind of like a little misunderstanding.
15:38Can't you teach me to be royal?
15:40That's not the point, but alright!
15:42Let's start with puncture and bearing!
15:44Bad strength!
15:45Why are we here?
15:47Can we go back to battle tour, please?
15:51Come on, it's supposed to be funny that the old girl has a thing for the pretty earring.
15:56Yes, let's laugh at the non-humans.
15:58Ah!
15:59Ah!
15:59Ah!
16:00Ah!
16:00Now can we go back to not being racist?
16:03No matter what!
16:05Don't worry, now that we spelled him, he won't see your outer appearance at all!
16:09Only your inner self!
16:11Is that supposed to be a provement?
16:15Are you sure that the spell will work?
16:18Mm-hmm.
16:19Okay, here goes nothing!
16:23Hey there, beautiful!
16:24Way to go inner self!
16:26You got it going on!
16:27Say what?
16:27Come on!
16:29Why not just be honest, you twits!
16:32Because then he would be gone faster than a salarian sunbeam!
16:37So she believes he's only there for her looks and not her personality?
16:42Her body!
16:43Wow, she's shallow!
16:50Wait, where are they?
16:53They're on the way to find the thing that can make her go back to looking like she was shooting
16:57them!
16:58With the barrier peaks and all that?
16:59Yeah!
16:59Where's that?
17:00It's gonna freeze!
17:02In relation to anything!
17:04I don't know!
17:07It's nice to see that they haven't powered this staff because she had a 0-0!
17:12Well, we were up to a rather strong start actually, but...
17:19You have a solar eye beam?!
17:21And besides that, our magic won't work against the Storm Spirit!
17:26Storm Spirit or not, we'd better find a solution soon!
17:29Because the ice is getting thicker by the second!
17:38I've got an idea!
17:39But you're gonna have to trust me!
17:41I'm listening!
17:42The friction from a power dive would heat up the exterior of the hull!
17:45Let's try it!
17:46Hang on, everyone!
17:48They're gonna dive from really high to really low and thus cause friction in the air plus heating up the
17:53ship!
17:53Yeah!
17:54Yeah!
17:54I got that part!
17:55But why did Bloom say it?
17:58Because...
17:59I don't know...
18:00Sounded more like something Tecna would say!
18:02Yeah...
18:03But hey, you can...
18:06But you know, with such blind personalities, how could they be able to keep track of them?
18:10I suppose so...
18:11Hold up Bloom!
18:14Not yet!
18:15Huh?
18:16Hold up Bloom!
18:17Now guys!
18:19Now!
18:19Since when can she fly the frisbee mobile?
18:22That would be...
18:24Again, this would have been Tecna during that, I agree!
18:27We're in the clear!
18:28And according to the instruments, we've pulled up with about three inches of ground clearance!
18:33Pretty awesome, Bloom!
18:34Thanks!
18:35Hey, some kind of bird is following us!
18:37And it looks kind of big!
18:39I hope that's not what I think it is!
18:42That's a big turkey!
18:45It's got the ship!
18:47Yep!
18:49So he continued!
18:51Well...
18:51In that case, this has been Eric Cobra!
18:53And even here!
18:54This has been Let's Watch Winx Club Blinds!
18:56See you all around!