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00:00Hello people, this is Eric Corbin, and this is Let's Watch Wings Club, Season 3, Episode 22.
00:08Alright, what's it called?
00:12The Crystal Tower?
00:17Okay.
00:18That reminds me, the last one was called the Golden Kingdom, right?
00:21Yep.
00:22What's that fucking force, the Golden Kingdom?
00:24I can explain.
00:27Okay.
00:29So, in any case, the loom should be normal for this one.
00:35Hopefully.
00:36Also, last episode, CONTRIVED LOVE PLOTS!
00:40It's a message from Flora.
00:42Now say hi everyone!
00:44Hi there!
00:45Hey!
00:48Who's that with Musa?
00:50I can't believe she's with another guy!
00:54Watch out you guys!
00:56Yeah, they got attacked by Pega-corns.
01:00Pega-towers.
01:03I'm not sure why?
01:06Hello?
01:07Then again, Centaurs always had an antagonistic relationship with women.
01:14And even worse with men, but hey.
01:17Yep.
01:18So I suppose, they really didn't need a reason.
01:22But it wouldn't have been nice if they had, because we had Fela up and up as it is.
01:27Yep.
01:28But no!
01:29It's just like a random encounter, something the Game Master just goes, okay this is boring.
01:34You're suddenly attacked by Pega-towers!
01:36Roll initiative!
01:38Also, Captain Britain is pissed, because he thinks Musa is unfaithful to him.
01:43Because of all, yeah, that contract we needed earlier.
01:46And he showed up and was pretty much ready to kick Naboo from here to...
01:51Yes!
01:52Yeah?
01:59So yeah!
02:02Drama!
02:05It's drama at its highest, sorry.
02:12Only if it's opposite day-to-day.
02:22But Musa down now!
02:25BIRDS!
02:30Yes, let's immediately attack each other.
02:32Did nobody think about Tori to one another?
02:35Nope.
02:38You two are a couple of meatheads, you know that?
02:41Everybody takes down my boys, and nobody hits on my girlfriend!
02:45You've got it all wrong!
02:51You know, you should probably start talking to him before you throw your code in.
03:01Hey, what are you doing?
03:02Ophir's a good guy!
03:04Sorry, I thought he knocked you guys out.
03:07We were attacked by Centaur Guards!
03:09From the Red Tower!
03:10Nope!
03:10Pegators!
03:11What about him and Musa?
03:13If anything, it's Layla-
03:14Huh?
03:17I'm telling you, there's nothing going on between me and Musa.
03:21But it's very valiant of you to want a duel for me.
03:24Yeah?
03:25No, it's not.
03:26I'm really turned on by jealousy.
03:32Apparently.
03:34I didn't know that she was into that kind of stuff.
03:37It's really cool that you know that too.
03:38Fair enough, I suppose she just talked with her about it.
03:42Because otherwise things might get freaky.
03:45So what was the whole point of that?
03:48Well, we had to find the top.
03:50Oh.
03:51Yeah, yeah, no.
03:52The point of that whole little romantic subplot.
03:54This looks like an ancient Gwilian language.
03:56Can any of you guys read it?
03:57Well, we had to get them back together after they were starting to blow apart because...
04:02That couldn't be done with a talk between adults?
04:05No.
04:06Of course not.
04:06I was surprised we could get in.
04:08When is that supposed to happen?
04:10Ms. Farragonda said when the time is right.
04:12Just what does that mean anyway?
04:14When you're old enough to handle it?
04:16When you're big enough to be small?
04:18I hate all the mystic mumbo jumbo.
04:20They should just give us a timetable.
04:22I agree with Stela.
04:24Maybe you need it and you're ready.
04:25I have an idea.
04:27Since our fairy dust is anti-darkness, if we put it on ourselves, it should remove any traces of darkness
04:33from us.
04:34What darkness?
04:35Everyone's got some kind of darkness.
04:37Like vanity.
04:38Oh yeah.
04:39Well I say, it's worth a try.
04:42Let's do it!
04:43So they're gonna use the fairy dust to remove all the negative qualities to get through with that door.
04:48Or just hide them, I suppose.
04:49Something weird's happening!
04:53Check it!
04:54We're miniaturizing!
04:58Sooo...
04:59I guess the time was right.
05:01So negative qualities have a lot of mass?
05:04Yes!
05:05I couldn't do it.
05:06Since my enchanted wasn't earned the same way as yours, Ms. Farragonda said it might have limitations.
05:12But I want you guys to go on ahead.
05:14We need the water stars.
05:16They're our only hope of being able to stop Balthor.
05:20Don't worry, Bloom.
05:21We'll learn them!
05:21Just...
05:21Based on what?
05:23I'll be waiting right here for you till you get back, Musa.
05:25You found one solution and immediately concluded it's the old one.
05:29Yeah, and they have had transformation classes for three years now.
05:33Shouldn't you be able to just shrink with that?
05:37I would imagine so.
05:39I feel like I'm floating!
05:40Well, you are!
05:41We all are!
05:44Is that a new experience for you?
05:46You kinda fly everywhere.
05:48Wow!
05:49That felt intense!
05:50I know you've seen it a dozen times, but you're going to have to watch it again.
05:55No, please, Balthor, not again!
05:58We get it!
05:59Oh, I don't think you do!
06:01That's a pixie that just grabbed you, Stormy!
06:04A tiny, little pixie!
06:07Okay, that...
06:08This almost makes the episode worth it!
06:10Do you think it will make me look if word spreads that you were beaten by pixies?
06:14It was a...
06:15An off day!
06:16What is that?
06:17Huh?
06:19Did you just feel that?
06:20I felt something warm and gross, like how a sunset feels.
06:25It was a wave of positive energy, and there's only one place it could have come from.
06:29The Golden Kingdom.
06:30Show me the Red Tower.
06:32That was the Red Tower then.
06:33So they have gone to the Golden Kingdom.
06:36So they got to the Red Tower in the Golden Kingdom and they got to the Golden Kingdom in the
06:40Red Tower.
06:41Yes.
06:43Thanks.
06:44Before you go, let me play this for you one more time.
06:48You know what the pixies are doing right now?
06:51They're telling their friends about how they beat you.
06:54And they're laughing.
06:59Good.
07:00Now take that rage and go get Bloom.
07:03You know, it almost makes the episode worse that Balthos show them fucking home videos off in and going,
07:09Did you see that?
07:10That's fucking ridiculous!
07:12That pixie picked up like a doll!
07:15What's wrong with you, freak?
07:18Yeah.
07:19Again, Balthos awesome!
07:21What the hell else shows his minions editing home?
07:24Wait, wait, wait.
07:24What is Bloom doing in there?
07:26She couldn't go with them.
07:27She's with them?
07:28Yeah, she was just there.
07:30Now she's gone.
07:31Oh.
07:31Anyway, Balthos awesome!
07:35Oh god.
07:35Follow me, please.
07:36Follow me, please.
07:38It seems we're in Professor Wesker's home.
07:41Where do you get the guided tour and then the elders will see you?
07:44On your right is Stardust from the very first wishing star ever to shoot across a night sky.
07:48No wonder he left to teach.
07:50And on your left is a special box.
07:52What drugs are we on?
07:55In it is the very first spell ever cast.
07:59I wouldn't open that if I were you.
08:03Okay, so you're not surprised that something this is coming?
08:06The first fairy ever to flutter wings in the magical dimension.
08:10I'm here.
08:12I heard the council of elders is meeting.
08:15I was called as well.
08:18We're scheduled to meet right now.
08:22Is this where all the non-humans come from?
08:24Follow me.
08:31What the fuck is going on?
08:35I am Arcadia, fairy of the Golden Kingdom, and we are the Elder Council.
08:40And when she says elder, she means it.
08:43We have been around since the very beginning of the magical universe.
08:46We are at once both part of time and outside of it.
08:50Who will speak for you?
08:54Stell?
08:56You are Stella of Solaria?
08:58Yup!
08:59We spy on you.
09:00We're creepy like that.
09:02We're in this battle with this bad guy, Baltor.
09:05We know about Baltor.
09:07Well, Baltor is partially made of dragonfire, just like my friend Bloom, who couldn't come even though she wanted to.
09:13But anyhow, we thought that if we could get the Water Stars, we could take away Baltor's power long enough
09:18to defeat him.
09:19And well, you know, maybe save the universe?
09:22I'd say that about sums it up.
09:24The Water Stars are indeed the opposite of the dragonfire.
09:28How badly do you want them?
09:30More than anything.
09:32I mean, if Baltor isn't stopped, soon he'll become so powerful he could take over the whole world.
09:38So then you care more about the world than yourselves?
09:41Well, duh!
09:42I mean, no offense, but doesn't everyone?
09:45We will see.
09:46Three of you will enter the Crystal Labyrinth.
09:48If you can find your way out, we will give you the Water Stars.
09:51I'm sorry, why are you testing them?
09:54The universe is at risk of being taken over.
09:57Give them the fucking stars, you lunatic!
10:00I hate when they do that.
10:01Well, I know the whole universe is a danger, but really we should have a secret test of character of
10:06some sort.
10:08Because...
10:08Theocracy trumps survivalism.
10:11Yeah, but we should have known.
10:13That is the title of the episode, actually.
10:15The Crystal Labyrinth.
10:17No, I thought it was the Red Tower.
10:19No, I got it mixed up to the Crystal Tower and then to the Red Tower.
10:22Still doesn't make sense we don't get to the Golden Kingdom in the episode called the Golden Kingdom.
10:27Did you really feel like you loved her?
10:28No, I would say things that sounded like I did, but inside I was shocked by what I just said.
10:34It was like my mouth spoke, but my heart didn't follow.
10:37And also, I never kissed her.
10:39Well, that's good.
10:41So when it looks like I'm coming over your defense, it's an illusion. I'm really going under.
10:47Watch!
10:52Awesome!
10:54Well, at least we're friends now.
10:55Yeah.
10:56You never let your opponent anticipate your battle moves.
10:59You're a cool dude, Ophir.
11:01So where'd you learn all this anyway?
11:02I grew up on a remote island where there were no friends for me to play with.
11:06So instead I spent a lot of time learning battle skills from the local security guys.
11:11That sounds lonely.
11:12It was.
11:14Heck...
11:14That sounds a lot like Layla's life.
11:17Layla's totally amazing.
11:18I mean, I could look at her face forever and I'd never stop smiling.
11:23Whoa, did I just say that out loud?
11:25Yes, you are that sugary sweet. Just like everybody else.
11:28All the relationships in this show are so ladi-dadi that half of it could be enough.
11:33Over the pond, off the rock and score.
11:45Um...
11:45Yes! Now try and match that!
11:48Well, I suppose they have to pass time with something.
11:51Let's go the way that looks the prettiest!
11:53It's better to follow your feelings.
11:56I say use your mind. Follow logic!
11:59Hmm...
12:00If you try each turn, logic dictates that eventually you will find the exit.
12:05I guess we're each supposed to find our own way out.
12:09See you when I see you, girls!
12:12Hmm...
12:12I wonder if there are any malls in here.
12:19Seriously?
12:20Malls?
12:23Well, it's not like they couldn't fit one in.
12:25No, but she seriously expects that?
12:28I think it was supposed to be a joke.
12:30This one is off the boulder, into the rock, hit the cliff and score.
12:33Yeah, but there's no question it's a joke.
12:35Question is, did she mean it?
12:39As I said, I think she was joking.
12:42Okay.
12:43Beat that.
12:43Alright.
12:44Wait, you're playing Bloom?
12:46Yeah?
12:47So?
12:48Cheerful, Riven.
12:49Hey, I didn't say anything.
12:50Off the boulder, into the rock, over the pond...
12:53Oh, you're so chauvinistic, Captain Britain.
12:55Good jolly old fellow, you.
13:06Of course she's better than the boys.
13:08Yeah.
13:09Go Power!
13:10It means beating men at everything.
13:13Into the dweeb!
13:15Into the dweeb!
13:16It's the loser!
13:17It's the loser!
13:19Wait, the fuck?
13:20And score!
13:24Maybe you should have dodged a super standing five seconds still like a stranded fish.
13:29Aha!
13:31You have now arrived at your destination.
13:34I knew logic would pay off!
13:36Through this door is a world of logic.
13:40I see.
13:42And through this door is a world of joy and feeling.
13:47You make me so happy, Chimmy!
13:49Techno's motion analysis shows your royal bow is perfect!
13:53Thanks, Techno!
13:54Choose a room.
13:55But know that whichever one you choose, you may never enter the other one again.
14:00Then I choose this one.
14:02But the exit is in the other.
14:04If you want the water stars, you must go in that room and give up emotion forever.
14:09That's cruel!
14:10It's your choice to make.
14:24Goodbye, Chimmy.
14:28Huh.
14:30Oh, hey, y'all! I've been awake again!
14:33When did that happen?
14:34If I just knocked over, I suppose.
14:41Flick move, new kid.
14:43But not slick enough!
14:48Good save.
14:49Anytime.
14:49Hey, look out!
14:51Twister of Rage!
14:53There's definitely always getting new spells.
14:56Yep.
14:57And they always look the same.
14:59Yeah, that's the thing I probably had with.
15:01Chimmy! Try to grab my foot!
15:07Okay.
15:09You know what you're gonna say about solving?
15:11She's kinda twisted.
15:23Oh, dude.
15:25Yep.
15:27Huh?
15:29Looks like it's just you and me, Bloom.
15:31You don't have a chance, I see.
15:34Cause of your big, bad enchantix powers?
15:37Well, Valtor wanted me to give you this!
15:42Ancient crow's dust from the dark dimension.
15:45It renders you powerless.
15:48How do you like my chances now?
15:50What should we do with you, Bloom?
15:54How about we reenact the night we first met?
15:57I seem to remember putting you in a block of ice.
16:03Thanks, Skye.
16:04That was actually kind of fun.
16:06You know, keep moving!
16:07Don't stand and talk!
16:08Oh!
16:11Hmm.
16:12Oh.
16:13Take a look in the mirror, Stella.
16:16Not too shabby.
16:18I could use a facial and possibly an eyebrow tweeze, but I've been pretty busy.
16:22Now look in the other mirror.
16:24Yeah!
16:25That's seriously nasty!
16:27If you go through the door with that mirror you will find the exit, but you will have to give
16:32up your face.
16:33You mean I'll look like this forever?
16:36Yes.
16:37That is the price you must pay to attain the Water Stars.
16:40Well, I don't think there's really any choice.
16:43I'm going to miss you, darling.
16:45You have no idea how much-
16:47Seriously, what is the point of this?
16:49Showing that they're more interested in saving the world than keeping what is important to them.
16:54Why make them choose?
16:57It's a test of character.
16:58What does that matter when the universe is at stage?
17:19Wow.
17:21So, we're sure it's the Council of Elders and not the Council of Dickheads.
17:26Because they're dickheads.
17:28They've grown up so beautifully.
17:30Thanks.
17:31It's amazing to see you, Mom.
17:33Musa, if you go in there, you can talk to your mother.
17:36You can hold her and hug her, too.
17:38But what about the Water Stars?
17:40The exit is through the other door.
17:43Tecna and Stella already made it out.
17:45So if I leave here, we get the Water Stars?
17:48Yes.
17:49Mom.
17:51Sweetheart.
17:51You have to believe that more than anything in the world, I want to hold you again.
17:56I want to hug you, talk to you, I want to hear you sing.
17:59But the rest of the world will be in trouble if I go with you.
18:02I'm sorry, Mom.
18:06Mom.
18:07Musa, wait!
18:08What?
18:09I'm so proud of you, honey.
18:11Thanks.
18:14So yeah, I hate these guys now.
18:18Fairies of Althea.
18:20You did very, very well.
18:22Look, Flora's place.
18:23Why not tell that to my boyfriend when he sees this mug?
18:25You have proven that you care more about the world than you do about yourself.
18:30What is the point?!
18:31I will entrust you with the Water Stars.
18:34These stars are as old as the magical universe itself.
18:38They are the only thing that can extinguish the Dragonfire.
18:42Good luck.
18:44Luck will have no bearing on the outcome.
18:49Use this to carry them.
18:52Oh, and one more thing.
18:55You're not much fun just being a by the numbers, girl.
18:59Hmm.
19:02So the point is, you don't need to give up anything.
19:05You can have it all.
19:08As long as you kiss the ass of every dickhead.
19:13And for you, Musa, I can't give you back your mother.
19:16But I do know that she'll always live inside of you.
19:21Magic speed, fairies.
19:25What did Flora ask you?
19:27Nothing.
19:30She was allowed to wait outside and pick a nose and maybe get a drink.
19:34Even though I don't have my powers, I'm not scared of you.
19:36Brave to the end, how precious.
19:38Any last words you'd like me to pass on to your dorky little friends?
19:42You mean like how much she loves us?
19:45And what great friends we are?
19:46And what great friends we are?
19:48And how because of that, our Convergence spells are so powerful?
19:53Convergence!
19:55No!
19:59Team Rocket, I mean Team Trix, they're blasted up again!
20:04Wait, the Trix are good friends.
20:06Oh, close.
20:06Should they also have powerful Convergence spells?
20:08One more minute and that annoying bloom would've been history!
20:12I'm worried about how this is gonna look to Baltor.
20:16Let's tell him that they ran away!
20:18Yeah, good idea!
20:20He'll know.
20:21He has that magic 8-ball of his.
20:25He's gonna show your home videos.
20:27Leila and Stella risked everything for.
20:30Risks everything!
20:32No matter what happens, no matter how fierce or dangerous the battle becomes, we won't stop until Baltor's gone!
20:39Think about that, Stella risking her beauty is risking everything!
20:44Yep!
20:46Wings Club!
20:50The Council of Elders are assholes!
20:52Yep!
20:53Who the fuck gave them better for it?
20:55It's just like what is the point?
20:56I don't get it!
20:56Why do mischievous little imps always have to show up and say,
21:00Me give you secret as my parents are!
21:03You put the whole universe in danger!
21:05We're gonna make things difficult for you!
21:09Why?!
21:09What is the point?!
21:11Where are they now?
21:11To show that our characters are awesome and determined to do what they need to do!
21:16I mean, I could understand that there was some sort of ancient temple that was designed that way,
21:20and Buzz had absolutely no choice in the matters!
21:22But these are intelligent beings from another dimension!
21:25Yeah.
21:26And they clearly know what the problem is!
21:28What would they do if the wingscores failed?
21:30Sitting their asses away for another group to show up before Battles of Rex fucking everything?
21:35Hey, hi everyone!
21:35Hi there!
21:37Nobody will ever know.
21:39I mean, seriously, when we talk about somebody who doesn't give a damn about the universe,
21:43it's them!
21:45This has been EarthCobra!
21:47This has been EarthCobra!
21:47This has been EarthCobra!
21:49This has been EarthCobra!
21:49What happened to the Pegators anyway?!
21:51Where did they go?!
21:52Why did they attack?!
21:54Why did they attack?!
21:55God!
21:57It was a test of Ray Ruby, and they went home to order pizza!
22:03Well, this has been EarthCobra!
22:05Let's watch Swingstrap fly and see what's around!
22:09Well, this has been Let's Watch Swingstrap fly and see what's around!
22:10What's up to the menu?
22:10What are you doing?