00:00white trash alert
00:13file this one under crimes that really could only take place in kentucky
00:19all right kentucky crime yeah a kentucky state police trooper
00:23a retired state police colonel and a county coroner have been accused of a
00:28ton of crimes including transport and moonshine and eyeballs
00:33oh i knew the first part i didn't expect the first part
00:40transporting moonshine and eyeballs with eyeballs keep moonshine cold
00:46eyeballs what kind of eyeballs dave where are these eyeballs from fish eyeballs
00:52no they're donor eyes when are you talking about donor eyes
00:57usually go with moonshine like dead people's eyes
01:00yes chug no what are they got those for can they stuff eyeballs in people
01:06yeah donor eyes really so they worked for a corner that's how they
01:10one of the guys was a county coroner so he popped eyes out all the time
01:14yeah um the county coroner john gobble johnny gobble johnny gobble a retired
01:21state police colonel mike crawford and um trooper robert harris all involved
01:27here they were indicted on multiple counts of receiving stolen property
01:30the charges stemmed from the theft of 40 grand worth of ammunition and weapons
01:34they were investigating that theft when they looked into master trooper
01:38robert harris he's accused of providing stolen eyeballs to gobble and crawford
01:43oh my god is there a big black market donor eyeball
01:47so maybe oh my god can you imagine if they find out this guy was just popping
01:51eyeballs out of people that's what i'm thinking he was doing
01:53and then selling it up but don't they have to be they'd have to be taken
01:57like by the time they get to the corner they're no good
01:59just on ice man you just got to put them on ice i think
02:03you probably transport them just like you would like a liver transplant yeah
02:06on ice don't they have to be taken out immediately in order to be able to be used
02:10that i don't that i don't know i don't know much about the process
02:14i think they use cadaver eyeballs but it's just crazy to think about like being like
02:19hey buddy i can't help but notice you got two holes where your eyes should be
02:22yeah i'm in the market for some eyeballs you want some eyes
02:26and then there's like two different eyes they're just like trying to match it up
02:29green it's kind of fat and this one's blue and it is real small
02:33crazy looking put the pop them
02:35looking good like it's not something you can just
02:40you gotta have some skill to put an eyeball in and make it work
02:44sterilize it with the shine you got the moonshine in the eyeballs we gotta roll
02:49it burns of course it burns
02:51and then you got your eyes from kentucky
02:54these are kentucky
02:55you guys look good thank you so much i tell you i can see almost everything as long as it's right up close
03:08hey chuck look over here
03:11where
03:12over here
03:13where
03:14no focus your kentucky eyes over here
03:16one of them is i see you
03:19follow the voice
03:20i see you with one of them
03:21follow the voice chuck
03:22over here
03:23hey old kentucky eyes
03:25hey
03:26hey how you doing man
03:28i'm great
03:30how those new eyeballs from kentucky working out
03:32they're weird
03:33it's weird
03:34it's wild
03:34getting used to them
03:35it's wild
03:36here's some moonshine
03:38yeah
03:38you had to do it right in front of you
03:41right in front of you
03:41right in front of you
03:42right in front of you
03:42right in front of you
03:43not that one
03:44not that one
03:45that's poison
03:46get that one
03:47get the moonshine
03:47there you go
03:48you're getting it bud
03:49you're getting it
03:49i gotta tell you
03:50i'm getting used to this
03:51kentucky depth
03:52perception
03:53get that kentucky moonshine in you
03:56it'll help
03:57no that
04:00that's a moonhine
04:02that's a moonhine
04:03that's his best
04:04that's his best
04:05Kentucky eyes
04:12Lisa was waiting
04:13he was like
04:14how about those eyes that you got in Kentucky
04:20go with it
04:23Kentucky eyes
04:25there's old Kentucky eyes
04:27look deep into my Kentucky
04:29they'd go out
04:31like i can't even do it
04:32but they'd go out
04:33for sure
04:34they'd be the other way
04:35you know
04:35they'd be like fish eyes
04:38look deep into my Kentucky eyes
04:40Kentucky eyes
04:41hehehe
04:42hehehe
04:42hehehe
04:43hehehe
