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MJTV: Froggy and Fester Are Illegal Dumpers... Allegedly
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00:00They're like, hey, they're like, I just dumped that, no, dude, no, you can't say that, what's the matter with you, first of all, no, no, no, stop
00:08You're such a rat, man, you're such a cheese eater, man, no, no, I'm not, no
00:16No, it's, Froggy told me the story, and it's, how, I have to be able to tell the basis and background of the, the tale, the story
00:28In order to get to what has happened, I can't just tell the story from the end, I gotta tell the story from the beginning
00:34You can just tell the good part
00:36I can't, because it loses context
00:38Alright, here's the deal, Froggy thinks that whatever large trash items he has at home, he can just put into the back of his pickup truck, drive it to the radio station, and just dump it
00:50Well, listen
00:52In the dumpster here at the Cogar Business Complex, or, or
00:55What a rat, man
00:56I'm not saying I do that, but if I did
00:59Or just lean it against the dumpster
01:01Well, he does park by that dumpster, so would that make it his?
01:04Yeah, I'm probably the wrong person to come to
01:06Fester's been pinched for this
01:07Yeah, I mean, seriously, I've dropped everything
01:10Hold on to that thought, Fester
01:11I cannot tell the story effectively without us talking about what you decided to dump at the radio station
01:19If, say, first of all, all of this is allegedly
01:23Oh, so you want me to say hypothetically?
01:24Hypothetically, if Froggy were to do this, which he didn't
01:27Do I have to help you with vocabulary words every day?
01:30Hypothetically?
01:30Yes
01:30Hypothetically, you do, and literally, you do
01:33Definitely, you should
01:35Whose mattress and box spring was this that you dumped?
01:41Hypothetically
01:41Hypothetically
01:42It could be
01:43Why do you say hypodermically?
01:45From the, it's an old bed that I just came across
01:51Well, hold on, whose bed is it?
01:53Whose was it?
01:53It's a bed from the Cusmano family beach house
01:56Oh, from the beach house
01:57Yes, we had to take out the bed
01:59It's got generations of Cusmano DNA on that bed
02:03Oh, that's great
02:05So we had to switch them out, allegedly
02:07I cut the crap
02:10Let's, tell the story
02:11Froggy had an old mattress and box spring
02:13Yes
02:14From their beach house, which, what, grandpa left you that?
02:16Absolutely, yeah, it was a great grandpa
02:17Is that Gulf Front?
02:20No, no, not exactly
02:21It's right behind, right next to the Gulf
02:23Okay, so it's like one block off the Gulf?
02:26Yes, yes
02:26Right there
02:27You're just hoping for a good storm to make that insurance claim
02:29Why couldn't grandpa leave you, like, Gulf Front property?
02:34I think back in the day, I think he bought this, the property he has now, which is two lots for 500 bucks
02:40Really?
02:41And I think he passed on the beach front back in the day, which was 1,000 bucks
02:45Oh my god
02:46He was like, that's too much
02:47Something like that
02:48They'll never build a big apartment right here
02:51How long would you estimate that this mattress and box spring was in grandpa's old place?
02:57Yeah, about 40 years
02:58So, really?
03:00A couple dust mites in there
03:01It was really heavy
03:02So, time to get rid of this thing
03:03You load it up into the back of your pickup truck
03:05And you say, ooh, where are we going to dump this?
03:07You know, a lot of people just dumping mattress and furniture on the side of the road these days
03:11Yeah, yeah
03:12Seriously
03:12I would never do that
03:13Couches
03:14Couches, furniture, bedroom sets, dressers
03:17That's disgusting
03:18The amount of stuff, the furniture that's dumped
03:20It's really, truly amazing all around town
03:22So, you put the box spring and the mattress
03:25Who helped you lift this, by the way?
03:28Um, I will not tell you who my accomplice was
03:31But it, allegedly
03:32Your nine-year-old kid, Max?
03:35It could have been my father
03:36Oh, your father
03:37Hey, how's he doing?
03:39He's doing good
03:39He says hi
03:40Oh, did he ever get the
03:41You asked me what model washer and dryer we got from Famous Tate
03:45Did he ever order?
03:46Yes, he did
03:46Did he order them?
03:46Yes
03:47He's a big fan
03:48Oh, he already got them?
03:50I think so
03:50It keeps all my shirts clean, clean
03:53Yeah, Michelle
03:53It's all my Cuba varies
03:54I'm perfect
03:55We needed a new washer and dryer set
03:56And we, uh, we went to Famous Tate
03:59And we got these Speed Queens
04:01Which are built
04:02They're American-made
04:03And they're built like industrial laundromat
04:06Uh, washers and dryers
04:08He's very pleased
04:09They're built for speed
04:10Yeah
04:10But now I have his old washer and dryer
04:12In the back of my truck
04:13I need to dump them
04:13Are you going to toss those here in the parking lot as well?
04:17All right
04:17So
04:18So
04:19So
04:20Froggy dumps the old mattress and box spring
04:23Right here behind the radio station
04:26And keep in mind
04:27This is not our building
04:28When we were working on Gandy
04:30For the old company
04:31God, I missed that dumpster
04:32You know, that dumpster
04:33They had like a 30-yard dumpster back there
04:35You throw anything back there
04:36And they had the big regular dumpsters
04:38That was the best part of working there
04:40That was our
04:41It was our place
04:42We could do whatever we wanted there
04:44It literally was the biggest perk of being employed there
04:46Was dumping your crap
04:47You could dump everything there
04:48Everything
04:49But here
04:49You've got tons of business
04:51You have other tenants here
04:53I thought it was like the other building
04:54Where we owned it
04:55See, the other place
04:56No, the other place
04:57Clear Channel owned that
04:59iHeart owned that place
05:01See, that's what I thought on this one
05:03They sold it
05:03That's going to be bulldozed next year
05:04They sold that building
05:06It's going to be condos
05:06They're going to bulldoze that whole damn place
05:08Can the Beasley buy that dumpster
05:10And bring it here?
05:11So, Froggy
05:12In the community dumpster
05:15And we're just tenants here
05:16We just rent
05:17We're right, relax
05:18We rent here
05:20And Froggy
05:21Dumps the mattress
05:22And the box spring
05:24Was this a queen?
05:26What size was this thing?
05:27It was a queen, yeah
05:28It was, you know
05:29It was a little bad
05:29Nothing too crazy
05:31Froggy dumps it
05:32Behind the building here
05:34In the dumpster
05:35And the box spring
05:37Is still there
05:38It's still leaning
05:39Is it leaning against the dumpster?
05:41Yeah, somebody
05:41I guess
05:43It was moved
05:45And evaluated
05:46And then was decided to be left
05:47Attention, Coger
05:49Yeah, Froggy's dump
05:50Don't say attention
05:51God, you are such a jerk
05:52And if you see
05:53If you see a washer and dryer back there soon
05:55That's also going to be Froggy's
05:57Alright, so
05:57Here's the twist of the story
05:59This is why I had to tell the background
06:01On this thing
06:02Is
06:03The box spring is still there
06:06But apparently looked over
06:08The mattress is gone
06:10That's the one you want
06:11The mattress has been taken
06:14And guess what Froggy noticed
06:18Froggy?
06:19Yes
06:19Where's the mattress that you dump
06:21Behind the radio station
06:22In the Coger Executive Park dumpster?
06:24Where's it now?
06:26I believe it has been
06:27Used
06:29By a homeless person
06:30I believe it's a homeless person's new bed
06:32How do you know?
06:33What do you mean you believe?
06:34I saw them sleeping on it
06:35What do you mean you believe?
06:36No, you saw it
06:37You don't believe it
06:38You saw it
06:38I saw a man sleeping
06:41On a very old mattress
06:43And then when I came back to
06:45I tried to get a picture of it
06:47The mattress is gone from the dumpster
06:49And then the bank right over here, right?
06:51Yeah, he was sleeping in front of the bank on it
06:52So how far is the bank from the dumpster?
06:54A hundred yards?
06:55Yeah, not even
06:56Alright, so
06:56Froggy says he believes
06:59He thinks
06:59Allegedly
07:01The mattress was
07:02The homeless guy
07:03Yanked the mattress from the dumpster
07:05And he's sleeping on it
07:06At the bank
07:08Okay
07:08At the bank
07:09In the parking lot?
07:10Where was it?
07:11Right in front of the bank
07:12Like right by the
07:14Like where the tellers would be
07:15It might be
07:16I've never seen the guy
07:17But he can't stay there
07:18During opening hours
07:19No
07:19So what is he like
07:20Drags it there
07:20I saw what he did
07:21Tell me what he did
07:22So I went back down
07:23I went to go get a picture
07:24But he was getting up
07:26And he was trying to roll it
07:28Yeah, he wants to keep that
07:29He was trying to roll it
07:30And put it under his right arm
07:32And at the same time
07:34Ride his bicycle
07:34How could you roll
07:36You couldn't do it
07:37You can't roll a mac
07:38He was trying
07:39It's a queen size
07:40Is it a queen or a double?
07:42It was a queen
07:42I guess
07:44What's the difference?
07:44What's a queen or a double?
07:45About six inches
07:46It was a small bed
07:48But he was trying to like
07:49But then it's not a queen then
07:50He was trying to
07:51And he was sitting on it
07:53And trying to like
07:54Bounce it down
07:55And he was trying to
07:56Figure out a way to take it
07:57The guy's trying to carry
07:58The mattress on his bicycle?
08:00If I was him
08:01I would have hid it in the woods
08:02Or something
08:02And then sleep on it every night
08:04Yeah, right?
08:04Banks are closed on Sundays
08:06So that's the perfect time
08:07To lounge into the drive-thru lane
08:09And get a good night's sleep
08:10But in the end
08:11If I were to do this
08:13Like you say
08:13It turned out for the best
08:15I helped the person
08:16I helped the homeless person
08:17Homeless person gets rest
08:19Has a new bed
08:20I don't know where he has it now
08:22But
08:23Yeah, you really did
08:24Yeah, I almost
08:25I gave to the homeless
08:27Look at that
08:28See?
08:29Good job
08:29So it was
08:30It is your mattress, right?
08:32Absolutely
08:33It was my mattress
08:34I don't know why
08:34He wouldn't take the box spring
08:36Can you imagine
08:36That thing just sitting out
08:37In the rain
08:38It was water
08:39I mean
08:40I left it in the back of my truck
08:41Before I put it in the dumpster
08:43For a little bit
08:44A few days
08:45And it rained
08:46That thing was waterlogged
08:48I don't know how he
08:50Even got it in front of the bank
08:52I mean
08:52It dries out
08:53Talk about it
08:54Fester
08:54What the hell are you doing
08:55On Zillow right now?
08:57I got hooked into
08:58Why are you looking up
09:00Homes on Zillow
09:01While we're doing the show?
09:02I got hooked on
09:03A link on Facebook
09:04That took me to another link
09:06Oh, you can't get out of it?
09:07The former CEO of Moss Brothers
09:09His house is for sale
09:10In South Tampa
09:11Yeah
09:11So I started clicking
09:12The pictures of that
09:13Yeah
09:13And then I got to the Zillow page
09:14That's all I got
09:15Oh, okay
09:15What, are you looking for a home
09:17In Colbert?
09:17What are you doing?
09:18I was actually hoping
09:19To buy the house
09:20Of the former Burdine CEO
09:22Not the Moss Brothers CEO
09:24MJ, speaking of dumping
09:25Didn't you dump
09:26And then they showed up
09:27At your house?
09:28Yeah
09:28Oh, you got busted
09:30That's why you're trying
09:31To bring light to other
09:31I have a patented system
09:33For dumping
09:34That never gets you caught
09:35And I broke my own rules
09:36Oh, jeez
09:37I broke my own rules
09:38At the beginning of my chatter
09:40You might have heard Fester say
09:41Oh, I got a dumping story
09:42So
09:42I've got a hundred dumping stories
09:44Refresh our memory quickly
09:45I've got to move on
09:45So hurry up
09:46Everybody knows
09:46Everybody knows
09:47If you want to dump something
09:48You take it to behind a Big Lots
09:50That's where you dump it
09:51That's
09:52Big Lots
09:53Is like an old Indian word
09:54For dump your crap
09:56Behind our store
09:56Ancient Indian dumping ground
09:58So that
09:59Just dump whatever you want
10:00Behind the Big Lots
10:00And it goes away
10:02I mean, you just get it
10:02Out of your life
10:03You got to be kind of
10:04Quick about it
10:04I had a bunch of
10:06Like tree limbs
10:07And I was like
10:08You know what
10:08I was like
10:09You know what
10:10This is going to be
10:11Obvious at the Big Lots
10:12That's nature
10:12Right
10:13If it's a couch
10:14You put it behind the Big Lots
10:15Right
10:15But the tree limbs
10:16Were different
10:17I found an abandoned house
10:19Like three neighborhoods over
10:20And I dumped it
10:22In the abandoned house
10:23And the old lady
10:24Who lived next door
10:25Got my tags
10:26And then I come home
10:27Oh, you got to cover your tags
10:28Yeah, well
10:28I had the truck bed down
10:30The old lady must have gotten
10:30On all fours or something
10:32To see it behind me
10:32At the tailgate
10:33I get home
10:34And the pigs are there
10:35And they're like
10:36Hey
10:36Oh my
10:37I just dumped that
10:39No
10:39No, you can't say that
10:41What is the matter with you?
10:42First of all
10:43No, no, stop
10:44That is
10:45I get home
10:46And law enforcement
10:48Is there
10:49Right, okay
10:49He's referring to himself
10:51Obviously
10:51The woman
10:52She took down
10:54Your license plate number
10:55Yeah
10:55And then you reported
10:56To the police
10:57Because you dumped
10:58All kinds of
10:59Tree limbs
11:01Behind
11:01This abandoned house
11:03What?
11:04Abandoned house
11:05That was insane
11:05Hold on a minute
11:06So you dumped it
11:07Behind her house
11:08No, I dumped it
11:09She lived next to
11:10The abandoned house
11:11Right, and you dumped
11:12That's where you dumped it
11:12And then she sees my car
11:14Pull up in the yard
11:15Of this abandoned house
11:16I conflated
11:16You didn't dump it
11:17Big lots this time
11:18No, I broke my rule
11:19Right, you broke the rule
11:20And you dumped it
11:21At an abandoned lot
11:22And the lady next door
11:23Got your tags
11:24And then she called the police
11:25Right, if I would have dumped
11:26At the big lots
11:27I would have been fine
11:28But I dumped it
11:29It's inevitable
11:30That we would have to
11:31Dump ourselves
11:31Talking about dumping
11:32That's very ironic, isn't it?
11:35And then
11:36Isn't it ironic?
11:38Watch the MJTV video
11:39You'll hear what I said
11:40Anyway, that's not here
11:41Nor there
11:41The cop's at my house
11:44And he's like
11:45Yeah
11:46Are you the owner
11:48Of this kind of truck?
11:49And I go
11:49Well, you know
11:51The answer to that
11:52You know, he has all my paperwork
11:53In front of him
11:53He's like
11:54Did you dump
11:55A couple of tree limbs
11:57Over in this place?
11:58And I go
11:58Yeah
11:59He goes
11:59You just self-incriminated yourself
12:03And I'm like
12:05Great
12:05He goes
12:06I'll give you a choice
12:07And you're telling me
12:08He sounded like
12:08Yeah, right
12:09What is this?
12:10He sounded like
12:10The sheriff from
12:12Smoking the Bandit
12:13I wish he was that awesome
12:15By the way
12:15This taillight's out
12:16Let me tell you something, boy
12:19Alright, so what happened?
12:21We don't like your kind
12:22Around here
12:22We don't like you
12:24Chubby tree dumping taps
12:26Are in our neighborhood
12:27Alright, would you stop it?
12:28You know
12:29So what happened?
12:30You're all not welcome here
12:31Stop it with your
12:32Stop it with your
12:33Southern sheriff act
12:34So then the
12:35County deputy
12:37Plainclothes deputy
12:39Yeah
12:39Says, I give you a choice, boy
12:43I was like
12:43Alright
12:45I was standing on my sidewalk
12:46In front of the house
12:47He goes
12:47Well, we can either
12:49Arrest you
12:50For illegal dumping
12:52Right
12:52And take you
12:53Downtown
12:55Right, okay
12:55Alright
12:56Or
12:56Or you can go back
12:57And pick it up
12:58And I'll check in 48 hours
13:00And if you haven't done it by then
13:01I'm gonna come back
13:02And arrest you
13:03Obviously
13:04Wow
13:04You took option two
13:05And I was like
13:06Alright, so
13:07I'll take door number two
13:08Yeah, so I'll go back
13:09And pick it up
13:09How awkward
13:10So I had to go back
13:12Did you see the lady?
13:13Pick up
13:13No, I didn't see the lady
13:14The second time
13:15Pick up all the stuff
13:17That I dumped
13:17At this little
13:18Empty house
13:19And then you dumped
13:19At a big lots
13:20And then I took it
13:20Right to the big lots
13:21Right to the big lots
13:22Oh my god
13:23The sheriff said
13:24He cleaned it up
13:25He's a good boy
13:26He's alright
13:26You know what you do
13:27You just say
13:28Hey, free firewood
13:29At big lots
13:30That's it
13:30That's it