00:005-24-Q105 with Mason Dixon and Kathy Davis, and if you wait right here long enough, we'll find us a knucklehead, and I think we have found some in the wacky news stories of the afternoon.
00:09Yes, a 24-year-old woman named Sarah is blowing up TikTok these days after revealing how she got back at her ex-boyfriend by staging a fake wedding to make him jealous.
00:21Oh, no, no.
00:22She posted fake wedding photos on Instagram three months after they broke up, so it looked like she fell in love and moved on instantly.
00:28She bought a dress, hired a photographer, she got her hair done, bought a bouquet of flowers, put her friend in a bridesmaid's dress, and she even hired a fake groom.
00:38She says it all happened back in 2019, and she now admits that it's a little crazy, but it worked.
00:45He sent her a bunch of angry text messages when he saw the photos, and he even called her to see what was going on.
00:51She says now in real life, though, she is still single.
00:54Well, and I think from that story, she basically cut him off then on social media and kept him from making any further contact.
01:03I think you would have to.
01:05But she is still single.
01:06She is still single, yes.
01:07Fancy that, and probably will be for a while.
01:10All right, criminals are not supposed to be smart.
01:13No.
01:13All right.
01:14Well, this knucklehead lives right here in St. Petersburg, and he decided he was going to burglarize a house.
01:19So about 745 in the morning, this man woke up, walked into his living room to start working, realized, where'd my laptop go?
01:28It was right here.
01:29He heard some noise and then realized there was somebody still in the kitchen.
01:33The guy who broke in was armed with a samurai sword, which he had found in the house.
01:39It was a replica the guy had as a decoration.
01:42And he ended up stealing the guy's truck.
01:46First, though, he made him put all of the valuables into a clothes hamper and then load it into the truck for him, then got in the truck and took off.
01:55Well, the main reason this guy wasn't worried so much about him taking off in the truck, he left a little something behind.
02:04No, it wasn't DNA.
02:06It was his phone.
02:08Uh-oh.
02:08And you know what was on the phone?
02:13Pictures of himself, his name, and all of these things.
02:16Yeah.
02:16It didn't take long to find the sword with his fingerprints on the handle.
02:20He was arrested and is facing charges for armed burglary, carjacking, resisting arrest, and being dumber than a pile of rocks.
02:29Right here in St. Petersburg, too, right?
02:31Absolutely.
02:32We grow them good here in Florida, don't we?
02:34Yes, we do.
