00:00what's the problem okay here's how it started the other night we were seeing off uh relative
00:05and my daughter likes to walk everybody out she heard a noise in the bushes at night and i said
00:10oh it must be a snake your daughter's uh three and a half right she's three and a half she just
00:14turned four actually well why you said she's three because i forgot okay your daughter's four now
00:19right he's four okay the other one i have no idea how she is do not ask you're saying goodbye to
00:24friends you're outside in front of the house yes and so then she hears what she thinks is a snake
00:28so then the next time we go outside wait a minute what sound does a snake make well i told her it
00:33was a snake just to scare her well it didn't make a hiss you try like a rustling sound a rustling sound
00:39so you're trying to scare your four i'm trying to scare her into being afraid to go outside of the
00:44house at night that's not a good idea yeah great idea it's a serial killer honey you're a poor kid
00:49your four-year-old daughter introduced a new vocabulary word so here's where she did all right
00:55so the next day she goes well she walks out she goes mama you think that snake is still out here
01:00and i said i don't know she goes we need to scare the crap out of them scare the crap out of the
01:05snake okay and i tried to stifle my life laughter and i didn't make a mention of it so then doug says
01:12to me the other day where uh he comes in from the patio with her and they had been looking at her shark
01:18book she's obsessed with the sharks right and she says data i bet you that snake would or i bet you
01:26that shark would scare the crap out of you and he comes in he's like roxanne um honey uh listen i was
01:34out the patio with her daughter and she sure is using the word crap a lot and now she's been saying
01:38oh crap oh crap just i i and this is not me i've never been a this is new when did this start
01:45within the last two weeks all right so she's now using crap a lot she's four years old and it's
01:52not going to go over well at her nice school that she goes to they're not supposed to use potty
01:56language bathroom words now crap is one of my favorite words i know it is it was never a favorite
02:02word of mine but now it's just around we got a lot of crap coming up on the show today yeah is your
02:06daughter listening to the show or are you taking it home just by around being around us both so you're
02:12using the word guess what i think it's much less me saying the word crap occasionally on the show
02:19i think roxanne is blaming me because i do use the word and it's now rubbing off on roxanne roxanne
02:28has picked up the word for me roxanne is using the word and hence her now four-year-old daughter
02:34has picked up the word so it's crap this crap that crap any complaints from school yet not yet but i'm
02:39sure there will be but the only good thing is i think i'm using that word more now because i hang
02:43around you and because it's better than the word i normally use around my i've replaced it you know
02:48so i've actually right so crap is not a curse word compared to you actually use the s bomb but i've
02:55curtailed that because i have a child tell me about your four-year-old using the uh the s bomb or
03:01other four-letter words yeah no she's crap is her word right now that's yeah and it's my fault
03:06and it's 100 your fault i've convinced doug it's your fault i'll tell you what's froggy's fault so
03:12doug's angry dig doug is angry at me he he believes me now i kept telling he goes well you say it all
03:16the time i said but i say it all the time because mj says it all the time fester says it all the time
03:20crap up you don't say it all the time roxanne can i point something out with your kid the other day
03:25you put a video of your kid pointing out you laid out a bunch of vegetables and fruits yeah your kid
03:30called an orange an avocado and you didn't correct her what i go why why didn't you correct no no it
03:40was a grapefruit and she called it an orange close enough citrus family it wasn't an avocado frog
03:45it was a good time hang on
