00:00All right, Coop, are you ready to do this thing?
00:02I'm ready. Let's do it.
00:04All right, listen to this stuff. Fester.
00:07That is sloshy.
00:09Why did you do that?
00:12All right, Fester.
00:13So I'm in the supermarket yesterday, and they had three different kinds of eggnogs,
00:16and I shook each one of them, and I literally picked the one that had the best sound.
00:21Best clumps.
00:22That's what my stomach's going to sound like.
00:23Milk cream, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, corn syrup.
00:27So wait a minute, it has high fructose corn syrup and then regular corn syrup.
00:33How many calories is this serving?
00:34Egg yolks, natural artificial flavors, spice, fat-free milk, guar gum, carrageenan.
00:40Where's the polysorbate 80, Johnny?
00:43Mono and diglycerides, turmeric, salt, 190 calories per half cup.
00:51All right, so there's what, 16, so there's 32 half cups in a gallon?
00:55There are 16 servings per container and a half a cup, 190 calories, total fat, 9 grams.
01:03I've got to hear that slosh again.
01:04Hang on a minute.
01:07You're going to bust your holiday calorie budget.
01:10Let's put it that way.
01:11Listen to this.
01:12That's the sound of the eggnog.
01:22All right, Coop's looking at 6,080 calories per gallon.
01:25Oh, my God.
01:27A man only needs, what, like 3,000 a day?
01:29I think 2,000 is what we're supposed to operate on.
01:32All right, let's get the show on the road here, folks.
01:34The eggnog challenge, Froggy used to do this, but with Froggy's health issues, IBS, Froggy has bailed out.
01:43Yeah, my irritable bowel won't allow me.
01:44And he's now passed it, and Coop has taken on the challenge.
01:48Our new 23-year-old Generation Z producer will take on the eggnog challenge.
01:55So, again, he has to drink one gallon of eggnog within a one-hour time frame, and then, after he finishes, if he does, he has to keep it down for a full hour without throwing up.
02:12All right, are we ready to go?
02:14Gentlemen, start your engines.
02:16Open it up.
02:18All right.
02:18Oh, look at that.
02:19Oh, that's not good.
02:20Nice and crispy.
02:21Yeah, this is the one with a little spout on it.
02:23Pulled the plastic tab, and...
02:25Oh, look at that.
02:27It's so thick, it makes no noise.
02:28Oh, my God.
02:28Look at that.
02:29Oh, I got this one here, though.
02:31When you shake it, it makes noise.
02:32All right, Coop, you're going to have to take your mask off to consume this eggnog.
02:35Yes, you will.
02:36Drink that whole glass, Coop.
02:37All right.
02:37I've got the starter pistol in my hand.
02:40What time is it?
02:40Give me the time, Arthur.
02:41The exact time is 7.43, and...
02:46Go!
02:46Jesus!
02:47Holy crap.
02:49That scared the hell out of me.
02:50That was the start.
02:51All right.
02:52I just took your before picture, honey.
02:55Pace yourself.
02:56You've got an hour.
02:56Pace yourself, Coop.
02:57Pace.
02:58I mean, all right?
02:59There's nothing that tastes that bad.
03:00It's not like you got your first sandwich after being in a refugee camp for six months,
03:03all right?
03:03There's no prize for finishing early, okay?
03:06And don't focus on the taste of it, because you just kind of want to be blank.
03:10Don't focus on it, because then you'll get sick of it quicker.
03:12Mm-mm-mm.
03:13Get it out of your mustache.
03:15What is Roxanne giving Coop love-making techniques?
03:17What does it taste like?
03:19It tastes like cinnamon, like really chunky cinnamon.
03:21Chunky cinnamon.
03:22Like maybe some old milk that you found in the back of your fridge.
03:25Does it taste like this?
03:26Chunky cinnamon.
03:26Does it taste like this?
03:32That's the other half gallon.
03:33That's going to give me nine minutes.
03:34He just opened up one half gallon.
03:36I'm shaking the second half gallon.
03:38Does anybody else want some?
03:39No.
03:39No, it's yours.
03:40It's yours to drink.
03:40Enjoy it.
03:41I want it to be nice and courteous.
03:42No, no, no.
03:43That's all yours, buddy.
03:44All one gallon.
03:46I like the starter's pistol.
03:47All right.
03:48All right.
03:53Listen, that's a starter bazooka.
03:56I got the starter cannon.
04:00Or the...
04:01How about the starter Mac-10?
04:05The starter Uzi.
04:06I guess I never really appreciated how many gun sound effects we have.
04:09So, Coop, being a little scruffy 23-year-old, failed to trim his mustache properly and look
04:16at him, MJ.
04:17Oh, yeah.
04:17He has half a glass on his face.
04:18That's strategy.
04:19Just store it in your facial hair.
04:2112 ounces in his mustache already.
04:22You need to lick your mustache.
04:24Folks, it's on.
04:24The eggnog challenge is on.
04:26Also, you can look forward to the Super Bowl egg test coming up in February.
04:30Bringing back some of the old MJ Morning Show classics.
04:34All right.
04:34Just a quick little update.
04:35I think this is cup number five.
04:37I've already lost count because this is getting really gross.
04:40Look at that pour.
04:41Look at that pour.
04:42That's all going into my stomach.
04:44So, I think that's...
04:46I'm halfway.
04:46I'm at a quarter gallon now.
04:48Halfway through a half gallon, a quarter through a full gallon.
04:52Oh, my God.
04:53This is not going to end well.
04:56You only got five minutes left.
04:58Coop, what was that?
05:00You know that feeling in your mouth you get right before you're about to vomit?
05:02Oh, my God.
05:05It's getting really hot.
05:07It's getting really hot.
05:08Oh, dude.
05:09Saliva.
05:10How much eggnog is left on the second half gallon?
05:14I don't even want to look, honestly.
05:16Lift it.
05:17How much is left?
05:17Oh, my.
05:19Yeah, you're not going to finish.
05:20Oh, wait a second.
05:21He's...
05:21He's...
05:22I'm okay.
05:22I'm okay.
05:23I'm good.
05:23No, he's not.
05:24I'm good.
05:24He's not okay.
05:25I've got to wait until my song's over, Coop.
05:26He is not okay.
05:27I can keep it down for now.
05:29He is pacing.
05:31He's putting his hand over his mouth.
05:33He's about to lose.
05:34Oh, attention.
05:35He just puked in the trash.
05:37Get out.
05:38Oh, my God.
05:40He just lost it.
05:43He just...
05:44Oh, what a weenie.
05:48He just...
05:49Coop just lost it.
05:51So, Rachel, the flying tomato.
05:54Rachel is in the studio.
05:56She's videoing Skrizzle's song and just caught Coop in the producer booth just going to the
06:03floor to the trash can to puk.
06:05Oh, my God.
06:07Oh, my God.
06:08There's a thing I'll get away.
06:09You're done.
06:10You're done.
06:10You're done.
06:11Oh, my...
06:11That's it.
06:11It's over.
06:12Yep.
06:13Fail.
06:13Fail.
06:14Fail.
06:16There's a lot of eggnog around this booth right now.
06:19Fail.
06:21Wow.
06:22Isn't it amazing that you instantly feel a little better, Coop?
06:26I don't know.
06:26I'm crying right now.
06:27I got tears when it is.
06:29Oh, I can do it.
06:29I can do it.
06:31Not as easy as you thought there, Coopie.
06:33That's so invasive to hear someone's throw-up sounds.
06:35We got so much to do.
06:38I got to get Dave the Dwarf on the phone.
06:40Oh, listen.
06:41He's still coughing in there.
06:42Sorry.
06:42Sorry.
06:42Sorry.
06:42He's not...
06:43He's not...
