00:00crazy guy out of chicago 25 year old man named jordan he got arrested last week and in his mug
00:06shot he has some crazy green hair and a tesla the car face tattoo right underneath his left eye he
00:13has this tesla logo tattooed on his face so apparently he's a big fan but he doesn't actually
00:19own a tesla they're not inexpensive you know oh yeah well he got arrested last thursday after he
00:26decided to drive drunk and he flipped over his car which is a 30 year old 1992 minivan gmc safari
00:34how do you flip a minivan no other cars were involved and luckily he's okay but he's facing
00:41multiple charges in addition to the dui he also didn't have insurance and the minivan wasn't
00:46registered he was also driving on a suspended license from a previous dui and he's due back in
00:52court later this month and they'll recognize him because of his tesla tattoo and elon musk will not
00:57bail him out oh no he won't oh no no no no no all right here's an old boy that um well he's getting
01:03upset with the price of everything going up sure you can't blame him we all are but you can't do
01:08what he did he went into the pharmacy to pick up a couple of medications one was for insomnia
01:14okay and the other was for yeah we try to run a family show here it was for ed you know what it
01:21means then you you know where we're going with all of that and uh as he went to pay the pharmacist said
01:26um some reason there now your insurance is not going to cover the ed medication and so without that
01:34discount your total is three hundred and sixty nine dollars well he said i don't have that much
01:41but i gotta have these pills so he grabbed the bag out of the pharmacist's hands and took off
01:50abandoned his shopping cart because i guess he had groceries and stuff in there and went running out
01:56of the store now they didn't know his name well actually they did know his name because they had just
02:01filled a prescription for him so they called the cops but they said hey look we don't want to press
02:08charges just bring the pills back and we'll let it slide so the police called him twice and offered him
02:15that and both times he hung up on them so they sent a text just to let him know the store was being nice
02:23and he would not be arrested if he just returned the medication well he must have needed those pills
02:30awfully bad because he still would not do it so he got arrested and now he's facing
02:37what the police called a very stiff fine
02:43that was too easy
02:49what the police called a veryDrive
02:57that was super stupid
02:58yeah
02:58yeah
02:59that was too easy
02:59yeah
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03:04that was good
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