00:00Story number two. Oh, great glasses of wine at restaurants are getting smaller. Really?
00:08You know, I was at a restaurant in the Highlands. I think, yeah, in the Highlands. Waterfront.
00:15Order a nice Chardonnay with my fish. Yeah. And the glass came. It was tiny. I was like,
00:20what's going on? What is this? What is this? And so now I'm reading.
00:24The standard pour for a glass of wine has always been five ounces, but a lot of restaurants are now only doing four.
00:31You guys suck. Because they can charge you the same amount for a glass of wine and they can get an extra glass out of the bottle.
00:37This is why I officially hate buying anything or paying for anything because we get shortchanged on 100% of everything in this country.
00:49We get overcharged and shortchanged and that's why I pull a Dan Aykroyd from Blues Brothers and I give the waiter my water glass for the wine.
00:58Now he goes, wrong glass, sir. Right, right.
01:01I thought you were going to bring your own. There you go.
