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00:01Number 14! We are almost done!
00:03What have you been illegal?
00:041 through 17, all over.
00:06These are illegal.
00:08Wow, okay, this is a tricky one.
00:12It's a tricky little bugger.
00:14That's a tricky one.
00:20Not bad, not bad.
00:21Here's Haynes Smids, using his phone, looking at his phone while he's going to shoot.
00:25I think that's cheating.
00:25A weird strategy.
00:26I think that's cheating.
00:27I think we have to disqualify him.
00:33Hey, you gotta stop doing that, man.
00:38Alright, I genuinely cannot tell.
00:41Uh, take that part of it.
00:42Let's go ahead.
00:46Hold on.
00:48Alright, shot number two, got him?
00:52Bleh.
00:53Shot number two, Brendan.
00:55Out of the way chose.
00:56Out of the way chose.
00:58I'm gonna channel my inner tiger woods.
01:00Yeah, I'll channel.
01:02Get out of the way.
01:03Get out of the way.
01:05I'm gonna channel my inner tiger woods.
01:10Wow.
01:10Okay, so unfortunately that means I'm gonna drive like I'm drunk on the way home.
01:15Well that's bad news for us.
01:17I am so far away.
01:19Shot three.
01:21Three.
01:23Wow.
01:24You're getting the belt.
01:25And you're like practically a part.
01:26That's what I get.
01:26You're getting the belt.
01:28Number four.
01:29Sorry.
01:30You suck.
01:32I'm so far away.
01:33I'm so far away.
01:34I'm so far away.
01:34Yeah, I can tell it's far away.
01:36This is number three?
01:37I'm surprised.
01:37This is the hole that's getting everybody.
01:40Yep.
01:41I think it's still going.
01:43I don't know.
01:43I think it's far away.
01:49Four.
01:49Four, not bad counting.
01:50Yay.
01:51You think that's far away, Brendan?
01:53A little bit.
01:54Yeah.
01:56Three.
01:56Three.
01:56Yep, that's three.
01:57I already forgot.
01:58Is this number four or five?
01:59I think there's four.
02:00I think that's your fourth one.
02:01This is my fourth one?
02:03I'm pretty sure.
02:04Oh wait.
02:05No, that's number five.
02:06And this is number six.
02:08This...
02:08There we go.
02:12Alright.
02:13Was that six?
02:14Yeah, that's six.
02:16Have I built up enough of a cushion that I'm still in the lead?
02:19I think so.
02:20He got four and he got three.
02:21Because there were a couple holes where I got two and you guys got like four and five.
02:24Yeah, exactly.
02:24So I think I've got enough of a cushion that I'm still in.
02:27We're going in.
02:28Thank you for the titties.
02:29I don't even bother if you're going to do those in one word.
02:31We'll just get to the end and tally up one more.
02:33Yeah.
02:34We'll just keep doing the order we've been doing it.
02:35Okay.
02:37Okay.
02:37Alright.
02:39Easy.
02:39Did you get that?
02:40Yep.
02:42I'm really glad you got that.
02:43And me, and myself, and I, and myself, and I, and myself, and I, anyway.
02:48This is supposed to be five rounds.
02:50Oh.
02:50Oh.
02:51Well.
02:52Bro, it's, it's laid out like a Shannon parking lot.
02:55It is.
02:58Look, some of these are easy, and then sometimes it's like you're shooting them on the surface
03:01of Mars, bro.
03:02Yeah?
03:03Some of these holes are just wabies all hell.
03:06Come on.
03:07Ah.
03:09Oh, man.
03:10Back up.
03:11You know what?
03:11Oh, wow.
03:12See how much more random?
03:14It's supposed to be flat ground.
03:16Alright.
03:16Well, that's, that is, that is kind of bullshit.
03:18Yeah.
03:20I might need another thing.
03:23Two?
03:24You almost get the ball here today.
03:26Alright.
03:26I'm farther.
03:27Yep.
03:27I don't get this to three, that ball is getting up.
03:30Okay.
03:33Ooh.
03:35Ooh.
03:35Ooh.
03:35That was for this.
03:36You little.
03:38You little mice can.
03:39Can you get this in two shots?
03:41Oh, that's true.
03:41That's true.
03:43What?
03:43What?
03:44How?
03:45If you can get this in.
03:46Just fucking do the.
03:47If you can get this in two here, you might have a legitimate shot and catch it.
03:52Oh, shit.
03:53Yay.
03:54Yippee.
03:55Good field goal, Calvin.
03:56Yeah, you're a little.
03:57I'm pretty sure you still get the point of that.
03:59Or, I guess.
04:00I did.
04:01The ground is so warm.
04:03It's impossible.
04:04Should I get a shot down here?
04:06I think I'm farther now.
04:06Yep.
04:07Okay.
04:07I'll get a shot over here.
04:11It's a three.
04:13It'll be number four.
04:14And I'm still gonna miss it, I'm sure.
04:16No, I don't.
04:16No, he didn't.
04:17Hey.
04:18Hey.
04:18For me, three for Hayden.
04:20It's called, like, four for Hayden.
04:21Heads up.
04:23And then, like, I don't know, put, like, a can- like, a cannabis leaf.
04:25Say that again?
04:26Just keep drawing stupid things.
04:27Two for me, three for Hayden, and four for Boone.
04:29And keep drawing stupid things in face and face.
04:31And then, put, like, a cannabis leaf.
04:33For yourself.
04:35Awesome.
04:35Alright.
04:36I cannabis.
04:37You did cannabis.
04:39I did not.
04:40I'm gonna call that a mulligan, cause they caught on that.
04:43Yeah.
04:44Uh-huh.
04:44So this one has a speed bump.
04:46This one does indeed have a speed bump.
04:48It's a mulligan.
04:49It's- it's still somehow less of a speed bump than the ones on McGregor.
04:53But when I went to do it, it caught on the grass somewhere.
04:57Well done.
04:58Well done.
04:58There we go.
04:58I'll be your one mulligan.
05:04That was a good one.
05:05That was a good one, Brady.
05:07Nice shot.
05:07That was a good one.
05:08Oh.
05:10Oh, wow.
05:10We're really out bad.
05:12Come on, Kellan.
05:13You can do it.
05:13That's right.
05:14I'm gonna do it.
05:14I'm gonna do it right now.
05:18Hole in one.
05:19You don't believe I can do it?
05:20I'm gonna do this right now.
05:23That's a funny looking strike.
05:31Look at all the dogs here, man.
05:33Look at all the dogs.
05:36They just got him right off.
05:39So they're quite in sight of him.
05:44Shot two.
05:46Shot two.
05:47Fuck.
05:48I think I'm playing again.
05:49My dog and my cat.
05:51Son of a little tricks.
05:53Oh.
05:54Oh.
05:54I've noticed fourth ground.
05:56That's ridiculous.
05:57I'm sure.
05:58It is pretty warm.
05:59You can see it.
06:01Shot three.
06:02Oh.
06:03Hey, Dan.
06:04Shot number four or five.
06:06I can't remember.
06:07Four.
06:09Oh, too hard.
06:10We're too hard.
06:11Bro, it would be so funny if it went over.
06:13Oh.
06:14Yeah.
06:15It changed its mind.
06:17Shot number five.
06:21It's a little farther, I think.
06:25Good job.
06:27You're back in business, baby.
06:28You're back in business.
06:30You've still wrecked me.
06:31There's nothing in there.
06:32Yeah, Hayden's three.
06:33Melton, you're up.
06:34This is shot number four.
06:38Hayden's shot number six.
06:40Oh, wow.
06:44This is number five.
06:47So, Hayden in six.
06:50He's two on Pelton in five.
06:53Me and two.
06:55And I'm gonna draw...
06:57Hmm.
06:57What should I draw, Hayden?
06:59Hmm?
06:59What should I draw?
07:00Something like that.
07:01I want, like, a big, like, ball, you know?
07:04Looks like a hard stick, but good enough.
07:06No, no, no.
07:07Wait, hold on.
07:10There we go.
07:10Good enough.
07:11All right.
07:12All right.
07:15Dude does my shot.
07:16Are you ready?
07:17I can't.
07:18It's good.
07:20Oh.
07:21I'm gonna show you from...
07:26Hayden.
07:27Actually, I'm not looking.
07:28An interesting strategy.
07:30I see him do it a lot when he drives.
07:32He doesn't.
07:37Right through the legs.
07:38Right through the legs.
07:41I can hold it.
07:42I'm grieving.
07:43I'm a hero.
07:44I know, guys.
07:45I know.
07:59We take these.
08:00Last one.
08:02The last melon.
08:02Everyone.
08:03This is Kelton's second shot.
08:06Kelton's part of this.
08:08Okay.
08:08Shot number three.
08:09You got this, Kelton.
08:11It's a nice little tap.
08:12It might roll right in.
08:13Hop it in.
08:14This is great.
08:15I want my money back.
08:16Oh.
08:17Oh, you super suck.
08:19Great for Brendan.
08:20It's a nice three.
08:21All right.
08:22I think that's...
08:24This is number three for you, right?
08:25Yeah.
08:27And this is number four.
08:28You take those.
08:30Hey.
08:31Let's go.
08:33Nice.
08:34I think that's three for all.
08:35Three for Burger House.
08:36Three for BH.
08:38And a four for Kelton.
08:40Oh, yeah.
08:41Four?
08:42Yeah.
08:42Yeah, I'm buried.
08:44All right.
08:44Last hole, everyone.
08:46Last hole.
08:53Nope, that is not working.
08:58Asshole, I can go.
09:02Well, it's in a little nook now.
09:06I still think the outside of balance.
09:14Okay, go ahead, Brendan.
09:21Bruh.
09:22What was that?
09:23I don't know.
09:25I don't know.
09:26I haven't seen it.
09:26I'm pretty good.
09:29It's actually...
09:29Look, the wagons.
09:30Yeah, give us a lot of them.
09:31No problem.
09:32Brendan's actually being blackballed right now.
09:36Number two.
09:40Oh.
09:41It won't hold a second.
09:42A new level.
09:44And if the paint goes through another time,
09:46yeah.
09:47When you get your ball into this one,
09:48it goes back.
09:49Yay.
09:50Yay.
09:50All right.
09:51Oh, yeah, guys.
09:54All right.
09:54So, number four.
09:56Yay.
09:58Four.
09:58I wonder what would happen if I stuck my tongue in there.
10:03I took the squishy.
10:03Okay, yeah.
10:07Whoops.
10:10What the fuck?
10:11We missed the hole at some point.
10:13He still made that.
10:15I see.
10:15I think that was four for Brendan,
10:17three for Kelton.
10:18For that.
10:20Is that supposed to be nine?
10:22Or, that's...
10:22That one's supposed to be ten.
10:24There's one here,
10:25for some reason,
10:26they got a ninth hole total thing.
10:27Oh, okay.
10:28But who cares?
10:29May I?
10:30As you can see,
10:31so everything just should move down one.
10:33Yep.
10:33So that was four for me.
10:34Yep.
10:35Three for Kelton,
10:36and three for me.
10:37Yeah.
10:38Let's see who wins this video.
10:40Yeah.
10:40Yeah, I heard it.
10:41All right.
10:45I'm gonna find a quiet spot somewhere.
10:47I'll just go find a table over there.
10:48Okay, yeah.
10:50I was the good of this when I was a kid.
11:06Oh, there's my seat.
11:07While we're here,
11:08we'll do the picture.
11:09Oh, yeah, that's true, yeah.
11:10Do you need a switch button?
11:11Because...
11:12Uh, no.
11:12It goes me,
11:13then cut,
11:13and then hit defense.
11:14There's a park in here?
11:16Okay, so,
11:17two, three,
11:18like this,
11:19five,
11:20seven,
11:20eleven,
11:21thirteen,
11:21fifteen,
11:22seventeen,
11:22twenty,
11:23thirty,
11:25thirty,
11:25thirty-nine,
11:27forty-three,
11:28forty-five,
11:30forty-eight,
11:31fifty-two is my total.
11:33Kelton.
11:35Let's see who wins between us, I guess.
11:38I don't know.
11:39My calculator, it's just easier.
11:42Mess.
11:45Actually, I'll just read up numbers if you want.
11:48What are you at right now?
11:49Four.
11:50Okay.
11:50Four plus two,
11:52plus five,
11:53plus two,
11:54plus three,
11:55plus three,
11:56plus three,
11:56plus four,
11:58plus five,
11:58plus four,
11:59plus two,
12:00plus five,
12:01plus four,
12:02plus three.
12:04Sixty-four for Kelton.
12:06Then I'll do that again for, uh,
12:07eight.
12:08We're just gonna put a question mark on anything?
12:10No, there's a conversion chart for that.
12:13There's always still being.
12:14remade.
12:15Alright,
12:15plus five,
12:17plus eight,
12:17plus four,
12:18plus five,
12:19plus four,
12:20plus three,
12:21plus eight,
12:22plus eight,
12:23plus four,
12:25plus three,
12:25plus three,
12:26plus ten.
12:27What's that?
12:28Plus three,
12:29plus six,
12:30plus three,
12:31plus seven.
12:34Sixty-seven.
12:34Woah!
12:40You hate his favorite career?
12:42number!
12:42Kaden's favorite number!
12:4667!
12:47I will strangle you with...
12:49Good thing I'm masochist.
12:51I don't know if I want those pencils back.
12:54Yeah, um...
12:55I can take the picture of you guys.
12:57Okay, yeah.
12:58So, Ethan, you'll need to go on that side again.