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00:00All right, I can't read. I also can't read. We're going to do who's most likely. We're going to, we're
00:09going to, we're going to, we're going to like it. All right, you guys go. We're doing who's most likely
00:15to. Who's most likely to finish this fucking intro?
00:23We're all, we're all incompetent. Awesome. All right. So how this is going to work, we got numbers in front
00:31of us. We're going to get a prompt. Is that what those are? Yeah, I thought those are huckers. Look,
00:36guys, shut up. Guys, guys, I know my numbers are the alphabet. So we're going to, we're going to do,
00:42there's going to be prompts. We're going to order each other. One to five. Five being the most likely, one
00:47being the least likely. And then we actually did a, we did a poll.
00:52So we're going to read the actual results that our friend group voted on. And then we're going to do
00:58that like eight more times. Yeah. Yeah. The retention on this video is going to be great. Yeah. It's going
01:04to be. I post it in like 2028. Yeah, exactly. All right. We are recording this on August 6th, 2026.
01:13Exactly. We'll see when this ends up releasing. Exactly.
01:17If people aren't too busy playing GTA 6th, then this, this, this video will. It'll bang. It'll bang. It'll bang.
01:26It'll bang. It'll bang. It'll bang harder. It'll bang harder. It'll bang harder. Anyway. Anyway. All right.
01:32The first prompt is who is most likely to get offended. One. Okay. Is, is it one? No, no, I'm
01:40fine. Is one most or is five? Five is five. Okay. So you're five. Five is most. Five's over here.
01:45One is, yeah. You're on the far left. I'm five. I'll, I'll go, I'll go two. I'll go, I'll go
01:49two. I'll go, I'll go two. I'll go two. I'll go two.
02:03Yeah. I think you're good too. I'm good. Yeah. I was just saying. Did you need Eddie and I are
02:08three and four? I did. How am I the least offended at everything?
02:14Because every time someone insults you, you immediately join in. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I guess the question is, it's
02:21Eddie and I are three and four. The question is.
02:23One, yeah. We just gotta figure out between Eddie and I. Who's three and four. I'm a hooker.
02:32What do you think would get slightly more offended than the two of us? I'd say friended. Me.
02:36I think that would say me. You think you're gonna go four? I think, yeah, Eddie and Eddie. So I'll
02:40go three.
02:42All right. It takes, it takes a lot for me to get offended, but I, it doesn't like, it doesn't
02:48take like,
02:48really anything to get me offended. Like, no, that's completely the other way around. I don't, I'm trying to say
02:53I don't get offended at all,
02:55but I can, if you can test my patience, then I will, I will lose my patience.
02:58So? Galton!
03:01I have bone high if this resolves in things.
03:05I am very emotional about everything.
03:08Yeah, that's my thing. I don't get offended, but I'm very emotional.
03:11All right. All right.
03:14The people who the most get offended, number one was a lot of votes.
03:20Eight, and that was the only one I've seen.
03:22This man's his number one.
03:23Or number five. He's the most. He's the most.
03:25Yeah.
03:27Oh, I get that.
03:28Oh, I get that.
03:28Followed by, uh...
03:29Me and Eddie is a tie.
03:31For a lot.
03:32Really?
03:32You guys are tied for one.
03:33And then Aiden and...
03:34Brendan with a zero.
03:36Yeah, that checks out.
03:37How many votes?
03:37How many votes?
03:38Okay, so basically it should be Aiden, then you and Eddie, and then Ethan and I.
03:43Yeah, so it should be like this.
03:44Oh, more like Vin and me or something.
03:47That's kinda nice.
03:49Okay.
03:50We got one right!
03:51We got one right!
03:52We got one right!
03:53Yeah!
03:53Yeah!
03:54I don't get offended over jokes if it's repeated, like, insulting me, then I get pissed off.
04:01Alright.
04:02If it's weird behavior.
04:03Alright, next prompt.
04:05You might be what?
04:06I might be because I'm on the internet too much, but, like, I know what he is.
04:11That's what he does.
04:12Did you get rage baited?
04:14Yeah.
04:14What's the next prompt?
04:16Uh, right.
04:16Next prompt.
04:17Who is most likely to get cancelled?
04:20Alright, let's go to five.
04:21Ethan to five!
04:22Ethan to five!
04:23I only wanted to be a five.
04:24I think I'm at four.
04:25I'd say I'm the worst for a little regret at all.
04:28What?
04:28I think Kel-
04:30Ooh.
04:30I think, yeah, we mean Eddie, eh?
04:32Or-
04:33I could-
04:33Should we score?
04:34I feel like Kelton should be four.
04:37I feel like Eddie's two, and then it's just kinda between me and Kelton and three.
04:40Okay.
04:40I'd say Kelton should be four, but Bryce should be three.
04:42I don't like-
04:44I make jokes about fuckin' horse cock.
04:47Exactly.
04:49You guys proved the point.
04:50Oh, hey, look.
04:51Oh, hey, look.
04:51You just proved the point.
04:53This is also the only one I know of the number one as well.
04:55Okay.
04:57It's not a shocker.
04:57What are the actual results?
04:59All right.
04:59Everyone in, like, uh, Dunger and, uh...
05:03We're locked in.
05:04We're locked in.
05:04We're locked in.
05:05We're locked into the fuckin' baseball game.
05:06We're locked in.
05:07We're locked in.
05:08We're locked in.
05:09Alright.
05:10There is also this hanky-danky little bone.
05:13Hanky-danky.
05:14Hanky-danky.
05:15Uh, Ethan is first.
05:17Indonculous.
05:18Yeah.
05:18And the thumb bones-
05:19That is Brendan!
05:21Really?
05:21Oh, so we did have it right for the first time.
05:23Oh, man.
05:24And then it's me and Eddie.
05:26Hi.
05:27And then it's Hannah.
05:28So we had it completely right the first time.
05:30We didn't right the first time.
05:31Damn.
05:31Michael, I really did.
05:32I'm sorry.
05:34Damn.
05:34We have seven more chances.
05:36Yeah, we do have seven more chances.
05:37What's the next wrong?
05:38We have seven more chances to get it right.
05:39Alright.
05:39Yeah, what's the next wrong?
05:41Well, I guess we're cool.
05:43Who is most likely to survive the apocalypse?
05:46Ooh.
05:47Hmm.
05:49I...
05:50I...
05:50I think that too.
05:51Yeah.
05:52Is five most likely to survive the apocalypse?
05:55Yeah, five most likely to survive.
05:57Uh...
05:58Is it two or three?
05:59Is it two or three?
06:00Because I'm...
06:00I'm not...
06:01I'm very small, but I know I have a lot of knowledge.
06:03I think you guys are one to three.
06:05Eddie and I are four and five.
06:06We just gotta figure out the impact part.
06:08Yeah.
06:08Wait, why are you...
06:09Why are you up there?
06:11You're a power couple.
06:12First of all, I know how to handle a lot of different lightning, so...
06:15I see, I do too.
06:17I see, I do too.
06:17But I didn't see only one hero for Kill Count.
06:20I know how to handle a lot of control that.
06:24So while I'm hearing...
06:25Okay, we're talking to Tom.
06:28I feel like you're probably three.
06:30Yeah.
06:30I'll take two.
06:31I'll take two.
06:32Alright.
06:32I can't believe I'm number one.
06:34Because my setbacks talk a little a lot.
06:36Between Eddie and I, he's four and he's five.
06:38Oh, and my brothers...
06:39Oh, and my brothers want to be survivalists, so we get him right now.
06:42Oh.
06:43And I'm the cameraman usually.
06:45Yeah.
06:45Cameramans never die.
06:47Sorry, but you gotta be number one.
06:48Alright, what's the difference?
06:49Oh.
06:50Are you gonna be four or five?
06:52What do we think here?
06:53What do you guys think?
06:54Between Eddie and I, he's four or five.
06:55You're probably four or five.
06:57I think Eddie's five, I'm four?
06:58Probably.
06:59Well, you're wrong.
07:00I'm twenty.
07:01Yeah.
07:02I can't believe you're not.
07:04Give us the results, Eddie.
07:05You're counting five.
07:07Alright.
07:07You're Eddie.
07:08Oh, fuck.
07:09I probably should've, uh...
07:10Put Brent first, you know.
07:11No one of those.
07:14Told you!
07:15Okay.
07:16And then it's Eddie beating Kai.
07:19And then it's me beating Kai.
07:21Yeah, hold on.
07:23So it's like a word for...
07:24Yeah.
07:24Like this, yeah.
07:25So it'd be like this.
07:26Yeah, be like this.
07:28Wow.
07:28So, not quite, because we originally had an eight separate.
07:31Yeah.
07:32Either we...
07:32Either we don't know each other, or our friends don't know us well enough.
07:37You gotta think, cause the results in this are total, right?
07:40Yeah.
07:40Yeah.
07:41Like it's everyone.
07:42Not just the people that are here.
07:43Yeah.
07:44It's gonna vary.
07:46Yeah.
07:46Next prop!
07:47Alright, next prop!
07:48Just like, move the camera a bit, so it lines up...
07:52Like where we're standing, whatever.
07:53Hi, it's me Goku.
07:54It's me again.
07:55Shut up dude.
07:57Woah!
08:03Oh my god!
08:06Yo, he just bent over right in front of me!
08:08What the?
08:09I'm into it!
08:10Bend over!
08:11What?
08:13Benjamin!
08:14Yeah, number five is like, the couch.
08:17Yeah.
08:18Alright.
08:18Who is most likely to leave the room?
08:21Alright!
08:23Uh...
08:24Out of the way ahead.
08:25Yeah, I guess I'll go four then.
08:27Damn, okay.
08:28I think I'm gonna be two on this actually.
08:31I think I would slot right into three.
08:33I am one, you guys.
08:34I am parasocial.
08:35See like, like five months ago, I would've put myself a one, but with everything that ended,
08:40and due to the recent circumstances that were made out of this video, uh, I am definitely
08:45number five.
08:48Oh yeah, right.
08:49So let's read the results.
08:50And if you wanted...
08:50Yeah, this...
08:51And if you wanted me too, I would leave with him.
08:54This...
08:54This prompt ages...
08:56This person...
08:57This...
08:58This prompt aged very poorly.
08:59Well, it doesn't matter because all of us tied.
09:01Really?
09:02All of us?
09:03Yep.
09:03All of us tied with zero.
09:05Oh!
09:06I think that we should all leave and form a new group.
09:10Isn't that kind of what we're doing right now?
09:12Yeah.
09:12Who's voting most likely?
09:14Yeah, I think it was.
09:16Yeah, I think it was.
09:16Oh, yep.
09:17Well, I think it was, uh...
09:18Sucky, yeah.
09:19What's my vote?
09:20Oh, cause voting him out.
09:22Oh!
09:23Oh!
09:24Voting him out!
09:25Oh!
09:26Yeah, I'm out.
09:28Yeah, I did have it.
09:33All right.
09:34Who is most likely to get arrested?
09:37Fred and get five.
09:39Calvin, you should be in five.
09:40I think I'm four.
09:42I think you're five.
09:42Why?
09:43Why?
09:44Why?
09:45Public indecency?
09:46Oh, right.
09:48I think...
09:49I think...
09:49That's fine.
09:50That's fine.
09:50That's fine.
09:51I think...
09:51I think it's free.
09:51I think it's free.
09:53Actually, how the fuck is he not in five?
09:55He's at the motor board for all of us.
09:56No, yeah, I think free, cause like, I would...
09:58I would definitely get in sugar to explore him somewhere.
10:01Definitely.
10:02Wait, why am I in five?!
10:03Yeah, maybe I'd be three and you'd be four.
10:05Yeah, that's better, yeah.
10:06Why am I still in five?!
10:07And then Hayden is goody- goody two-shoes over here, so he's, of course, number one.
10:11Yeah.
10:12Okay, uh, most likely to get arrested.
10:16Uh, Brendan's actually a national point, so he conversed.
10:18Damn!
10:19Damn, guys!
10:20Damn!
10:20Damn!
10:21That is me!
10:22What the fuck?!
10:23And then it's Ethan.
10:25Okay, yeah, it falls.
10:25Okay, so we were actually getting kind of close to exactly how it should be.
10:29And then we were five.
10:30And then we were five.
10:31Damn, I'm a little offended!
10:34Well, you're a driver, Brendan.
10:36Well, yeah, I'm good!
10:38You're one of the only people who would probably fall for road rage.
10:41I do think it's a lot of the murder jokes.
10:44I don't know.
10:44I think you'd raise it pretty easily if I have to wait too- if I have to wait too
10:48long to get out of the stars.
10:49I guess there, I guess.
10:50Don't call me.
10:53Anyway, anyway, anyway, next one!
10:55Let's see, we're at five?
10:57This was five?
10:58I think so.
10:59I think it was about six.
11:01It was about six, yeah.
11:02So this is number six.
11:03Okay, okay.
11:04No, we did number six.
11:06Oh, that was seven.
11:07How many questions were there?
11:08Oh, right.
11:09Oh, fuck.
11:10Okay, no, this is number six though, I think.
11:13Okay.
11:14Who is the most gay?
11:16Me.
11:17Okay, so it's two five for five.
11:18Eddie and I are going for time.
11:19Five for five.
11:20Back to- wait.
11:22I'm bisexual.
11:24Okay, so he's over here.
11:26And I have Brendan right now.
11:28You're one.
11:29No!
11:30The time this was done, you were definitely at the very bottom.
11:34That's true.
11:34That is true.
11:35But he's also like, part of the OG.
11:38The gay community, right?
11:40Well, that was-
11:41Well, I feel like it's also-
11:42But that's even a broader thing.
11:43This is gay.
11:44This is anything.
11:44It's like, man, you can want a man.
11:46More gay than a straight person?
11:47Not really.
11:47G-E-T stands for-
11:50Internet's gay-making debate on that.
11:56Alright.
11:57Count it.
11:58The results, please.
11:59Tell me I'm number one.
12:00Or Jeremiah.
12:01Uh...
12:02Ethan's gay.
12:03You can get three for something.
12:05Ohhhhhh.
12:06Okay.
12:07Alright, I think I can get a person too.
12:09Ah!
12:09Ah!
12:11Only Eddie can do that.
12:13Okay, Brendan and Eddie are tied.
12:15We're tied for three and four.
12:16And then, uh...
12:17We and-
12:18We are tied for three.
12:19Oh, really?
12:20Yep.
12:20Congratulations, he's a king now.
12:22Anyway.
12:23Anyway.
12:23The rumors aren't true!
12:25The rumors are true!
12:26We really should have thought of that.
12:28Yeah, cause that's how you did the question.
12:30What's everyone's name?
12:31So then yours was...
12:32Ethan's gay.
12:33Yeah, Ethan's gay.
12:34Ethan's gay.
12:35Right.
12:35Oh, that should've made so much sense!
12:37Man!
12:38We should really jerk him off!
12:39We're gonna get one of these right.
12:41I-I-I've got one of these.
12:42That's the last one.
12:43That's the second one.
12:44Okay, second last one.
12:46The most likely you'll get a hundred.
12:48I'm going to-
12:49From the couch!
12:51I'm just gonna say-
12:51No, count is five.
12:52I'm getting-
12:53I'm going to two.
12:55If I'm really lonely enough-
12:56Actually, you know, you should be-
13:00You gotta remember, like, format these questions.
13:04It'd be funny if you got a hooker.
13:06What'd be funny if you got a hooker?
13:08Wasn't there a joke about you doing that a couple months ago?
13:11Oh, go, go, go, go, go!
13:13Oh, go, go, go, go!
13:15He's really getting excited about the hookers.
13:17We might have been a scene!
13:18We're playing balls on the TV.
13:21Okay.
13:21We all good?
13:22We all set?
13:23Yeah.
13:23We all ready to question our questions?
13:26Alright.
13:26Well, anyway, with that being said, print is number one.
13:29What?!
13:31Wow!
13:31Again!
13:32And then it's me.
13:35And then it's Ethan.
13:37And then Eddie and Peter.
13:39Alright.
13:39Actually, I think that does kind of make sense.
13:41You know who he is.
13:41That kind of makes sense.
13:43Yeah, anyway, definitely.
13:44I think people would know I'm down to clown around a little bit.
13:48I hate it here.
13:50Alright.
13:51Last prompt.
13:52Alright.
13:52Last prompt.
13:53What you got for?
13:55Purple, please.
13:57Who is the most likely to get a fortune?
13:59Oh, wow.
14:00Oh, Eddie.
14:01Yeah, Eddie.
14:03Just because of the fact that, like...
14:05There's Eddie.
14:06There's a giant gap.
14:08Yeah, there's a giant gap.
14:09This is money, right?
14:09Yeah, this is the most likely to get a fortune.
14:12Alright, Eddie.
14:13Did somebody say 4chan?
14:15No!
14:16Alright, I say it right here.
14:19I'll go...
14:20I'll either go last or 2.
14:22I think you'll go last or 2.
14:23I'll go last or 2.
14:23I'll go last or 3 or 4.
14:23Kelvin's gotta be last because of the gambling.
14:25Yeah.
14:26Well, I could get a fortune off gambling.
14:28Alright, cool.
14:29Oh, whatever, right?
14:30Yeah.
14:30I appreciate the photo conference, boys.
14:33Alright, well, in that case...
14:35Eddie is, of course, number 1.
14:38Then it's Brendan.
14:40Oh, yeah.
14:40Then it's Kayden.
14:41Okay.
14:42And it's Amy.
14:43Bam!
14:45So, we're one off and in.
14:46We're almost perfect.
14:48But we're having a gay time.
14:49We're having a gay old time.
14:50Gay old time.
14:51Golden gay time.
14:53Let's go.
14:53Let's go.
14:54Oh!
14:54Let's go have sex in the bathroom.
14:56What's up?
14:56What's an heroine person?
14:57Yup, that's me.
14:58I wonder how I got here.
15:00Oh, God.
15:01Make sure to like and subscribe to the video if you like content.
15:06Oh, my God.
15:12They said we're gay.
15:14Did you defile your bathroom?
15:17Oh, man.
15:19That was pretty hot.
15:21You only lost for like 10 seconds.
15:23How the fuck?
15:25That was kind of pathetic.
15:26I know.
15:28Well, that's gonna be it for this episode, guys.
15:30If you enjoyed, make sure to like and subscribe and hit that bell for notifications.
15:36Oh, my God.
15:37He's dead.
15:39It was 10 seconds.
15:40What did you do?
15:42You don't want to know the horrors in the dark.
15:45Bye-bye now.
15:46Bye-bye.
15:47See ya later.
15:48Poodaloos, fuck.