00:00What the fuck do you mean you guys are every single fucking time we hang out
00:04We always do what you guys want to do. I bend over and play a little fucking airways ass
00:09We can do whatever you guys want or whatever I want
00:12Even on my $600 fucking trip that I paid for just to get you guys somewhat comfortable
00:18Even though we do stuff at my place whenever I want to do what I want to do
00:22Oh, I'm the bad guy because I'm not thinking about everybody
00:25But what you guys want to do and I have to do what you guys want to do on my
00:28expense trip
00:29All of a sudden, it's perfectly fine
00:31And if things don't go my way, if things don't go according to plan
00:36I can't fucking bring beach traffic
00:39But if you guys plan out your fucking D&D and it goes on five hours
00:44Then it's perfectly fine
00:45Oh, you quit? You know what? Well, you don't know
00:47You're fired! You're fired!
00:54Hi, I didn't see you there
00:58So
01:01All of the crew quit
01:03Except Kelvin, but that's legally binding
01:09Well, you know what they say
01:10The show must go on
01:13Because that's legally binding
01:14Welcome to Microwave Head Challenge Video 50
01:19All of the crew's gone now
01:22So
01:24I guess I'll just have to do this myself then
01:30Okay, I'll come up with some ideas
01:32I think maybe
01:34I don't know
01:35Maybe I have to look up like
01:36Brett and Ravader or something
01:41Well, I can do this on my own
01:43That
01:44That can't be somewhere, right?
01:46I mean, after all
01:48I am not
01:48That guy
01:51See, I got
01:52My dog with me here
01:54She can help me
01:55Huh?
01:56Maya?
01:56You can help me, right?
01:57You can
01:59You can
02:00Play
02:00Hang
02:01Hang
02:01Go
02:02See
02:02See
02:21I can do another mini golf challenge
02:28Guys, for my challenge, we're gonna be doing Extreme Mini Golf 4, let's go.
02:39Okay, so a little lighter.
03:00Just sat down for a minute.
03:02Hold on, I didn't think about this kind of thing.
03:11Could've been worse.
03:26You guys aren't ready for this.
03:28This is gonna be one take to me.
03:30You guys are gonna take off your panties for this shot.
03:32You ready?
03:38Wait, hold on.
03:49Are you guys impressed? Are you hurt?
03:51I am.
03:51Can I get flaccid again?
03:54Alright guys, we're at the very last hole.
03:56This is the last one.
03:57This is it.
03:57For all the marbles.
03:58For all the hoopie-tookies.
04:00We got the windmill.
04:04Those exist in fairy tales.
04:08Alright guys.
04:10I'm an innovator.
04:11I don't think of golf as just having a golf club.
04:16I'm gonna go with the Pokemon Club here, right?
04:18Okay.
04:22You know what? That almost made it.
04:23Okay.
04:27Let me get my club.
04:28No.
04:38Erect.
04:40Balls.
04:41Finally.
04:43Success.
04:50Google Translate.
04:53Alright.
04:53I scrapped that.
04:54Uh, yeah.
04:55That didn't go well.
04:56As much as Calvin enjoyed it.
04:58Uh, yeah.
04:58That didn't go well.
05:00Okay.
05:00Uh, what's someone else been doing?
05:02Or we could do, uh, um, uh, we could, we could do, uh, uh, we could, we could do, uh,
05:10uh, uh, we could, we could do, uh, school, school high and seek challenge again.
05:15We could do, I could do another school high and seek.
05:17For my next challenge.
05:18For my next challenge.
05:19I'm gonna do screen, school, high and go seek.
05:21I am not alone within 50 feet of a school.
05:25Fuck.
05:25Fuck.
05:39Okay.
05:40Well, I can't be in here much longer.
05:42But, um, we could do, uh, I could, I could, I could, I could go and, uh, I could, I
05:51could drive, like, I could, I could flee the country and go on, like, uh,
05:55Uh, do roller coasters.
05:58Do, do roller coasters.
05:59Cause roller coasters are scary.
06:01Yeah.
06:03I'm definitely in touch with my emotions.
06:05I'm scared of roller coasters.
06:25Do.
06:26See.
06:27Do.
06:33I can't do.
06:35Maybe don't yell.udi.
06:54Hii.
06:55I am with your speed, I'm in my heart
06:59Get the satellite, if you wanna see me
07:02Don't hate your loneliness, I'm over with you
07:05Like, get your credit card, cause I need no money
07:08All I wanna get to ease you, baby
07:11Running in the 90s, is a new way you like to be
07:16I'm just running in the 90s
07:20Come on baby, run to me
07:22We are running in the 90s
07:26Is a new way to set me free
07:28I'm just running in the 90s
07:32Yes, I wanna know, yes, I wanna see
07:40Ugh, that wasn't even a challenge
07:43Um, only the, the, the card
07:48What, what, chamber, chamber, chamber, chamber
07:50First thing!
07:53Okay, um, I think, um...
08:00I think, hey, I, you know, I think, I could, uh, uh, go and, uh...
08:06Oh, wait, next challenge, my laundry!
08:14Okay, okay, uh, I could, uh, I could...
08:17I could hide, uh, uh, I could hide in Mud Creek!
08:24We found a few videos there, I could hide in Mud Creek!
08:26I could hide in Mud Creek, yeah, let's do that!
08:28Here I am at Mud Creek!
08:35Is that shit?
08:37For my next challenge, I'm going to revisit my old high school.
08:44No, no, seriously, do you ever think I want to fucking do that?
08:47No, yeah, even if I was allowed to, I would not want to go back home.
08:51No.
08:51Nope.
08:53Fuck that!
09:04Oh, why is it so hard to come up with ideas and have people?
09:10All right, guys, I just piss.
09:11Why not piss?
09:12I'm going to piss.
09:12I'm going to piss.
09:13I'm going to piss.
09:13So, for my next challenge, I'm going to wipe off back for myself.
09:24Hey, you know what I've not done in a while?
09:32Hey, you know what I've not done in a while?
09:40Every part of them is safe.
09:42Okay.
09:43Go.
09:44Go.
09:45Go.
09:46Go.
09:47Go.
09:48Run, Forrest.
09:48Run.
09:52Yeah, it's probably because of the rain.
09:54Yeah, your challenge is to slide down every single player.
09:59Go.
10:00Go.
10:00Good luck, puppy.
10:01I believe in you.
10:06That doesn't look pleasant, you know.
10:12KD will pull up, come on, turn, and he failed, well he failed that one, he still hasn't
10:26a little bit of a monkey, but I'll go up on him, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's one try, that's
10:37one try, woohoo, let's go, okay, you did it, you saved the world, that's so cool, yep, you
10:43look like somebody, that's for sure, I bet, there's a very good reason why there's no
10:54children, yeah, try it again, he knew it isn't, I believe in you, oh my arms, yippee, alright,
11:22oh, I fell a rain drop, alright, let's go, we gotta look at the baseball diamond first,
11:30yeah, sure, yeah, it's right there, do invisible baseball again, alright, let's do invisible
11:36baseball again, oh, yeah, it's gonna rain, holy crap, alright, I think that's enough for
11:50invisible baseball, yep, that's enough, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
