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00:00Foot wash station?
00:01Nah, you'd like that.
00:04In the industry, we're gonna do extreme wink murderers.
00:07Brennan, Brennan, stop.
00:10Okay.
00:18You got a funny idea?
00:32All right, let's start.
00:33You're a stripper now.
00:35All right, that's it.
00:38That's the one we got.
00:40Sorry.
00:42Oh, these guys are jerking on.
00:51Come on, no harm.
00:52Come on, man.
00:54Wait.
00:55All right, we should probably do it.
00:57Yeah, you should get to it.
01:00Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:02Okay.
01:07What the fuck are you doing?
01:09I'm being dark here.
01:10Fuck.
01:12Oh, fuck.
01:13Oh, let's start.
01:14Okay.
01:14There we go.
01:15Okay.
01:16We got it right that time.
01:17We got it.
01:17We got it, Calvin.
01:18We got it.
01:22Circle right here.
01:23Are we going to sit?
01:26I don't understand.
01:27You dead?
01:28Jer?
01:29I forget how this game works, so you can run him down.
01:31Okay, so we're all going to stand in a circle.
01:34Ethan's going to walk around us.
01:37And then, let's go.
01:39He's going to trap one of us.
01:40Give me the cheese touch.
01:41Yeah, he's going to give us the cheese touch, and whoever he taps has to kill everyone else
01:48by winking at them, but they can't be discovered by the others.
01:53We don't really have enough people to do this.
01:54We were hoping to have more people, but this is...
01:57We ball.
01:57We're going to make it work.
01:58We're going to do this more than one round because people will die.
02:02Yeah, people will die very fast.
02:04There's also going to be a detective, but I don't know who you should make the detective
02:12because there's only a few of us.
02:13Because there's not a lot of people here.
02:14Can it just be like whoever figures it out?
02:17Yeah, whoever figures it out first.
02:18If you figure it out, you accuse someone, and then if you're wrong, then you...
02:23Yeah, it's...
02:26Point.
02:27Come over here and...
02:28If they're right, you can confirm it.
02:30Yeah, if they're right, you can confirm it.
02:33If they're not right, then they can die.
02:36Okay.
02:37So, everyone, head down.
02:39Close your eyes.
02:41I'm like a hobo.
02:44Oh, yeah, you have to...
02:47Oh, please, man.
02:49Yeah, yeah.
02:50Yeah, yeah.
02:56We're just prancing around.
02:58Bye-bye.
03:06Okay, we're good.
03:08We walk around, huh?
03:10Walking around in the Christmas tree.
03:13It's cool, we just walk around.
03:15No, it's cool.
03:15I cannot see if this man's doing anything with his eyes.
03:23Where do you want to see?
03:25I know.
03:27I feel like it makes it easier to figure out the people walking around.
03:30It's like if there's two people over there and two people over here, and one of the people over there
03:33dies, it's...
03:39No, no, no, no, excuse me.
03:41It's really hard.
03:44I thought you would be happy.
03:46It's really hard.
03:47You're hard?
03:49Yeah, I'm really hard.
03:52My hair is...
03:52Oh, I don't like glass.
03:53My face, though.
03:54I should have brought my eyes.
03:55That's the thing is, for us, it's kind of hard because we have transition lenses, so they're kind of dark.
04:01I'll just yield it.
04:02Let me think.
04:04Oh, it's super fucking windy.
04:05You good?
04:06What?
04:07Oh, yeah, I'm cold.
04:08Oh, yeah, the water is, like, ice cold.
04:10Oh, that's why I'm sure that I love it.
04:12It got colder since earlier, so...
04:14I don't know how to put down my towel on.
04:17I'm so used to wearing glasses now.
04:21My mama.
04:23Get it right!
04:24Exactly.
04:25Get it right!
04:29You know, that's...
04:30You know what?
04:31That's it!
04:32You at home.
04:33I know what you are.
04:35You're not getting away with this.
04:37We'll be brought to justice.
04:40Get you, you fucker.
04:41You know what?
04:42You know what?
04:43I pointed at you, therefore you're the guy.
04:44I don't know if I can solve it.
04:45Can you?
04:48Oh, no!
04:49I didn't do it.
04:50He accused me of murder, so I killed him.
04:54Oh, no!
04:55I'm dead now.
04:56I see a problem!
04:57I'm not the killer.
04:58I think I see the problem.
04:59Oh, do you?
05:00I killed him.
05:01I'm not.
05:03What?
05:05TQ, you're supposed to die now.
05:08Oh.
05:09Need some help?
05:11Excuse me, was it me?
05:14It was Brandon.
05:15That stroke on the chin was supposed to be it?
05:19Yeah.
05:20I didn't know that.
05:30I didn't know that was supposed to be it.
05:41I didn't know that was supposed to be it.
05:45I didn't know that was supposed to be it.
05:46Face down, ass up.
05:48What?
05:49What?
05:49Maybe I actually do a tap this time.
05:51Yeah.
05:52Oh my God.
05:53Oh my God.
05:55Oh my god.
06:00Morty.
06:02Morty.
06:05Morty.
06:10Alright, we're good.
06:13You guys were right. Let's do it again.
06:15We heard it.
06:16Like a fucking pirate.
06:18Actually, everyone time that back up this way.
06:20You can't see those two.
06:22Fuck you.
06:24Fuck you.
06:26Fuck you.
06:27This one, we're just playing DuckDuckGoose.
06:30Yeah, we're just playing DuckDuckGoose.
06:33DuckDuckGoose.
06:33DuckDuckGuessWho.
06:34Alright.
06:38Alright guys, walk in.
06:39I'll actually do a good job this time.
06:41I won't attack anybody, I will not smack anybody.
06:44Count, what are you doing?
06:46Did anyone see this shit?
06:48Except the camera.
06:49I don't know.
06:49I don't know.
06:51I don't know.
06:52Alright, there we go.
06:54Alright, there we go.
06:56Okay, we're good.
07:07What the fuck?
07:08To hide the sound?
07:10I don't know.
07:12In drama class, they did it while music was playing.
07:16Yeah.
07:17They always did something.
07:19Everyone had to do something to hide the sound.
07:21I remember one time we got System of a Down to play or something like that.
07:24Yeah.
07:24I got a fucking...
07:25Yeah.
07:25I got Miss Lally to start playing Huttier.
07:29That shit was hilarious.
07:30And then we got Aerials was on, fucking down there.
07:33Yeah, you can see he was really killer.
07:35I walked around for 5 seconds after you get winked out by the line.
07:37Good thing.
07:41Holy shit.
07:44Brendan.
07:45Brendan?
07:47I think it's Brendan.
07:48I think it's Brendan.
07:49I got you first, though.
07:51Wait, what?
07:52I watched him.
07:54Oh, I didn't know that.
07:55I didn't see that.
07:56CPR, CPR.
07:57Yeah, but...
07:58Crowley, here's the thing.
07:59Who's gonna help you?
08:00Oh, God!
08:03Oh, no.
08:05Our first win.
08:07Game over.
08:08With an asterisk.
08:11With a big ol' asterisk.
08:12Hold on, I'm gonna check this out.
08:13So it's 4.45, we'll leave for 5, so we'll go to a 5 and then we'll get out.
08:17Okay.
08:17So I'll give everybody a chance at some point to...
08:21I felt bad for Brendan, so I want to give him a chance.
08:24I'll scare her out.
08:25I'll scare her out.
08:26I'll scare her out.
08:26I'll scare her out.
08:27That was kind of badass.
08:28That was kind of...
08:29Alright.
08:30Oh!
08:32Oh, no.
08:32Wait, no, I didn't mean...
08:33No!
08:34Alright, everybody faces down.
08:36Oh, nice.
08:36Faces down.
08:37Yeah, everyone bending over.
08:39I'll get over just for you if I think I'm...
08:41Really?
08:42There we go.
09:06We're good.
09:11We're good.
09:13We're good.
09:13Oh my gosh!
09:14Oh my gosh!
09:16I need to tell you something.
09:20Come here.
09:21Come here.
09:22You hit me for life.
09:23Oh my gosh!
09:28Well, at least you didn't wink at me.
09:29Question.
09:30Hmm?
09:30What did you do?
09:31Someone smacked my head.
09:33Oh, shit!
09:34No.
09:35You smacked my head, James.
09:36Okay.
09:37I did.
09:38I did.
09:39It's very uncharacter for me to know.
09:43Huh.
09:44I wonder who it is.
09:47Are you helping?
09:51Oh, no!
09:52Oh, no!
09:53Oh, no!
09:53Oh, no!
09:54Oh, no!
09:56I'm dead!
10:00I just looked at my shoulder.
10:03It's all laying.
10:04I got a quick thing.
10:05Dead passion.
10:07I'm just telling you, I was like, I got chasing.
10:09Oh, no!
10:11And I was like, oh, no.
10:12I'm like, oh, no.
10:12I'm like, damn it.
10:15Yeah, we're good.
10:16Okay.
10:17Oh, no.
10:18Can you help me out?
10:19Give me a little bit of a hand.
10:21Thank you for drinking my dick.
10:23My hands are soft in the water.
10:25Yeah, my hands are soft.
10:25You want to feel my hands again?
10:28Let's get over here.
10:29Let's get over here.
10:30Let's get over here.
10:31Let's get over here.
10:33Let's get over here.
10:34Let's get over here.
10:34Do you want me to film this?
10:36Yeah, hold on.
10:36Come, get over here.
10:44Well, I guess it's Friday.
10:47And off they go into the sunset.
10:49I am the wizard.
10:53I'm the wizard.
10:54Bring me that guy's balls and you'll get a wish.
10:56Let's do it again.
10:58Actually, no, I got it.
11:00Wait, did you get it?
11:00Yeah, I got it.
11:01Are you sure you got it?
11:02Are you sure you got it?
11:04Yo, I'm the wizard.
11:05Give me that guy's balls and you'll get a wish.
11:12Whoa!
11:13All right, guys.
11:14Huddle up.
11:15Be aggressive.
11:16Be, be aggressive.
11:25There we go.
11:27I was like, you can't do a backflip.
11:33I'm going to get this video demonetized.
11:40Okay.
11:56All right, we're good.
11:58All right, guys.
11:59Give me a tee.
12:01It's the end.
12:03What?
12:06We can't do that.
12:08No.
12:09That's...
12:09No.
12:12Camera.
12:14Well.
12:15Anyway.
12:16Everything sucks.
12:17Oh.
12:19Oh, wow.
12:19Okay.
12:20That was fast.
12:22I didn't even get a chance to fall over.
12:23He was dead.
12:25No, he killed him first.
12:26He killed me before I even got a chance to fall backwards.
12:29He was dead.
12:30He's like, we could have a cooldown, but this is funny.
12:33This is a lot funnier.
12:35Everyone just gets a free challenge win.
12:36Yeah.
12:37Pretty much.
12:38Yeah.
12:39All right.
12:40Yeah.
12:40Close your eyes.
12:41This is funnier.
12:44I didn't forget to mention that this should be a cooldown, and I did take advantage of
12:49that, so...
12:50But it's very funny.
12:51It's very funny since...
12:52Yeah.
12:52I kind of just started the round and wink at everyone.
12:54Yeah.
12:57I saw Jeremiah Wink at me.
12:59I was standing up.
12:59I saw you fall over dead.
13:01I said...
13:02I'm going to put the cop right here.
13:08Alright guys, my iPad's at 5% battery, so this will be the last one for all the marbles.
13:13You don't realize that there's something from the other guy.
13:17Oh!
13:22That's where the clapping was coming from.
13:43I can't do that, I felt it, I can't do that, give me a C, give me a K, a
13:49K, yeah, now I've got
13:52a spot for you, oh no, I can't do that, I can't do that, I can't do that, I can't
14:00do that,
14:01I towered over you business, hey Birdie, hey Birdie, hey Birdie, hey Birdie, what is happening,
14:26hey Birdie, what's up, how you doing, you're like, big booty cock, I'm sorry, what, you're
14:40like, big booty cock, did both of them in one, yeah, yeah, big booty cock, like a pretty,
14:47big booty cock, whoa, whoa, whoa, keep the tears out, okay,
15:04Kellen's just judging everybody, he's not, he's just judging everybody,
15:10do you know where a mirror is, do you know where, do you know where a mirror is,
15:14do you know where a mirror is, a mirror, yeah, a mirror, where's the mirror, where's the mirror,
15:21there's one over there, I'm not even kidding, playground over there,
15:37somewhere down here, fuck, damn it, there's no mirror, you're lying to me, you're lying to me,
15:44you fucker, now you know what, that's it, if you're lying to me,
15:51that's my video, yeah, that guy, that guy, yeah, he's dead,
16:16that guy lied to me, that fucker said there's a mirror, and there's no mirror,
16:21wait, just use the camera,
16:23yeah, right,
16:35all right, well, that's the video, guys,
16:39that's our content, wait, is that,
16:40it's like that, yeah, he's just kind of dead now,
16:43he's dead, so it's our channel, all right,
16:45it's our, make sure to like, and subscribe,
16:49what the fuck, make sure to like, and subscribe,
16:51drop up all your mom's credit card money on our merch,
16:55we don't have fucking merch, though, we need to make merch,
16:57we need to make merch off of, we're gonna do that,
17:00because there are so many children that will steal their mom's credit cards to buy our merch,
17:02I'm, maybe, this is, this is a soup, yeah,
17:06no, no, no, no, hey, hey, listen, it's, it's seen,
17:11let's demonetize this channel, yeah, let's demonetize this channel,
17:14wait, I'll read it here,
17:17there's merch sales,
17:18yes,
17:21okay, great idea,
17:22what's gonna be our logo,
17:23um, a big card,
17:25I don't know, if we're from the OnlyFans account,
17:27we can, we can do that,
17:29oh, okay, yeah,
17:30you can just take AI generated photos of us,
17:32yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly,
17:34AI generated videos,
17:36all right, I think the video's over now,
17:38say bye,
17:40okay, listen,
17:42we got an idea for the whole channel,
17:44but I just need to revi-
17:50you good?
17:53we can just cut sharp this dick,
17:55no big deal,
17:55no big deal,
17:55no big deal,
17:56so go broom,
17:57no big deal,
17:59no big deal,