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00:00A blaaaaaaank slate.
00:03Alright, you wanna go first?
00:04Can you...
00:05What?
00:06I've explained what I was gonna say.
00:10Hey, Calvin, can you take us to this one?
00:12Can you take us?
00:14Can you take us?
00:17Okay, no, no, that's fine.
00:19Uh, yeah, I can't do this.
00:21Crazy.
00:25Wow Jeremiah, you got ripped off.
00:31Let me see, there we go, there we go.
00:41Alright, who wants to go next?
00:46Wait, wait.
00:48No, no, no, no, no.
00:50Can you kill your.
00:53Wil get..
00:53You got it.
01:00Wait, wait, wait.
01:11Neither of those two are paying attention, so we're good there.
01:13Yeah, I know. I wanted to go over there, but you weren't coming for a bit, so that's why I
01:19set it up to yourself.
01:21To get more content.
01:24What you looking at?
01:26A moron.
01:28I'm gonna rush it.
01:32I'm sorry.
01:33Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:35I need to go this way.
01:39Sorry, I really need to go this way.
01:44You can see my titties.
01:55People just don't suss off like they do.
01:57Yeah, you can see my titties.
02:00Hey guys, so listen.
02:01Listen.
02:02Listen, I'm gonna suck them out here real quick.
02:05So how about Omni fans?
02:07And listen, I pull some really, really great pics off my shoulder.
02:13Just my shoulder.
02:14Just the shoulder.
02:15It's gonna be the next thing.
02:16Just the shoulder.
02:17No armpits, no feet, no titties, no cock.
02:20Nothing.
02:21Just pure shoulder.
02:25So, that's right here.
02:27That's right there.
02:29Let's click the link.
02:32Right there.
02:33You see that guy, he shouldn't tell them too, so don't worry about it.
02:36Alright, bye.
02:55Alright, you guys ready?
03:04Yeah.
03:07Let's go.
03:10You'll stick to this half.
03:11Stick to this half.
03:13Okay.
03:14Okay.
03:23He's like, I got you.
03:31You really like that comic, eh?
03:37Put that on the box.
03:47I'll use this as, like, when there's, like, school libraries and they have the pictures
03:51reading books, I'll use this.
04:01Oh no.
04:18Oh no.
04:22Oh no.
04:25I wonder what's going on.
04:29Oh no.
04:32Oh, I think I did it.
04:34Oh no.
04:38Oh, you got fat ass.
04:41GG's.
04:42Yo, he's cakin'.
04:45I think...
04:46He just flipped up.
04:50I think that's because he shot a Kelton.
05:01Nah, I'm a sticky Kelton.
05:06I'm gonna stay.
05:07I'm gonna stay.
05:08It's good.
05:09Okay.
05:18I definitely know that that black light works.
05:21No, fuck it.
05:23You can see that.
05:24He's, uh, with the light, the black light in there.
05:30He ended up just blinding me.
05:31Oh no, wait, I wasn't recording.
05:35Hey, I need to save that for later.
05:37He's outside.
05:38He's still out there.
05:40He's still.
05:40He died.
05:41No, he died.
05:42He dead.
05:43He's gone.
05:44Yeah.
05:44Kelton, everyone died.
05:46Kelton, you come back.
05:47Oh, I wanted to see where he was.
05:49He was just crouched on the ground.
05:51I told you to come back.
05:53How did no one hear?
05:54I literally fell into the bathroom, whacked my knee off the counter, and yelled out my knee.
06:00And no one thought, hmm, maybe something happened.
06:03I was just kind of like around here, and then I was waiting for...
06:07Something to come out.
06:08Yeah, something to come out.
06:09And then I was like, okay.
06:09Well, the thing is, I saw someone died.
06:11I saw someone died down there.
06:12Wait a minute.
06:13So I was gonna sit over the fucking body.
06:15And just wait until someone died.
06:17And you know what?
06:17I don't see what the fucker was right here.
06:19You were right here.
06:21I had used the microwave for 30 seconds on my sheet.
06:24Like, there's no way three sheets have it.
06:25So the only other one that says that has to be the imposter one.
06:29Yeah.
06:30Yeah.
06:31I had to get Kelton to drink or place the flashlight batteries and read the Trinity racism comic.
06:38Again?
06:39Again.
06:40Yeah.
06:40Exact same kid as I was.
06:43I was literally sitting right here like this.
06:46Jeremiah was over there in the dining room.
06:49I fell backwards into the bathroom, whacked my knee off the cupboard, and said, ow, my knee.
06:55And he didn't notice.
06:56Well, listen.
06:57Wait, wait.
06:58I wonder if that is actually visible in my angle.
07:01I was half out of the bathroom like this.
07:05Well, hey, listen.
07:06Listen.
07:07I was trying.
07:08I was trying really hard to get out, okay?
07:11Because you were outside by that point.
07:12Oh, okay.
07:13But Jeremiah was in this room.
07:15Wait, so you're telling me that if I waited here for an extra second longer, I would have heard that.
07:20Or if you would come back in before probably still cool down was gone.
07:24If I stayed in.
07:25If I stayed in.
07:26If I stayed in.
07:31Did you hear it?
07:32Bruh.
07:32That was crazy.
07:33It's like fucking paranormal.
07:35Yeah.
07:35I heard that.
07:36Oh my God.
07:36I heard that.
07:37Hold me.
07:37That was me.
07:40Ow.
07:40I genuinely thought you were going to catch me because you were right there.
07:44Ethan.
07:44Right around like the halfway point of the last one, you can hear Brendan say ow.
07:49I did the same shit to catch you.
07:50Make sure you feel like some subtitles.
07:53So it's very noticeable.
07:55What I should have done is gone this way.
07:58So you could have seen me laying in the middle of the hallway.
08:01And I died.
08:02I should have fallen into the hallway.
08:04So should we do one more?
08:06Brendan.
08:07It would have been really funny if you could like see it from like the very edge of my recording.
08:12I like big booty cock.
08:14Should we do one more really quick?
08:16You know what?
08:16Yeah.
08:16I'm down for one more.
08:17Let's do one more.
08:18Let's do one more.
08:19Well because that round didn't last too long at all.
08:22It only lasts like five minutes.
08:23We'll do a quick one more.
08:25Quick one more.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Yeah.
08:28You were really good.
08:29Okay.
08:30How about uh.
08:31Well or W.
08:32Take the gesture one out.
08:33So I'll be with three credits.
08:35Good idea.
08:36There we go.
08:53You can read it.
09:04Okay.
09:20Okay.
09:22Okay.
09:24Okay.
09:25Okay.
09:26Okay.
09:27Okay.
09:46All right.
09:47You guys are good to go.
09:47Here we go.
09:49Here we go.
09:50Let's do it.
09:51You'll see.
09:54I don't- I don't- I don't just do this right now.
09:56This is fucking grain of wine.
10:10This is fucking grain of wine.
10:12Don't.
10:12Don't.
10:13Oh shit.
10:14It's not the Racism Comic in the morning.
10:17It's not the Racism Comic.
10:17Oh yeah.
10:17It's Microwave Head.
10:19Look at that.
10:20Let me find the Racism Comic.
10:22Is it this way?
10:23Or is it this way?
10:24I don't know.
10:24No.
10:26Let me find the Racism Comic.
10:27Nope.
10:27That's Survival.
10:28Yeah.
10:32There's- there's the Racism Comic.
10:33There's the Racism Comic.
10:34There it is.
10:35And there's like six other ones afterwards.
10:37Yeah.
10:37Just looking at that one.
10:38I'm getting a little- a little tease.
10:40A little bit.
10:40Just a little bit.
10:44Hmm.
10:46And we're gonna- after- after we read this we're gonna have a five minute discussion about it.
10:49And what this means.
10:49It's a really long conversation about it.
10:52Yeah.
10:52Either I- either I peaked as a writer or I'm gonna get cancelled tomorrow.
10:56Yeah.
10:59Oh you're done.
10:59Black Lives Matter!
11:01Oh.
11:03No.
11:05Move out of my fucking way!
11:07Move out of my fucking way.
11:08Yeah.
11:09Yeah.
11:10I need to- I need to sit here.
11:12Um.
11:14Um.
11:15Um.
11:16Um.
11:17There's a body!
11:20One second.
11:21Crow's doing the dishes!
11:23Hey!
11:24Why you killing it?
11:25Why you killing it?
11:27Why you killing it?
11:27Why you killing it?
11:28Why you killing it?
11:28Why you killing it?
11:28Why you killing it?
11:31I am the ghost.
11:32I follow me.
11:33Oh.
11:33I reported a lie.
11:35So.
11:35Okay.
11:36It's Kelton.
11:37I quote Kelton.
11:39But what?
11:40We put the code.
11:41I am ascertain dominance from the attic.
11:43I'm quoting Kelton.
11:44He was sitting here watching me.
11:46If you came back out, I would have changed his side.
11:49I get this side.
11:50I was also behind the door.
11:52That's true.
11:53Yeah.
11:54You kinda fucked yourself on that one.
11:56But what if, hypothetically...
11:58They're not doing the coin shit.
12:00We're not doing it.
12:01We're doing it, boy!
12:02Fuck you!
12:03Heads or tails, heads or tails.
12:04You aren't two-faced.
12:05Heads for you.
12:06Oh, hey, look, I get to vote myself.
12:08I get to vote myself.
12:09Yeah!
12:11If I'm not heads, whoo!
12:21This happened last time, too.
12:22Yeah!
12:23It did happen last time!
12:24I did gamble!
12:25I did lose!
12:26Let's go gambling!
12:28Did you ever notice how this man screwed the fuckin' two-face?
12:31Yeah.
12:32Yeah.
12:33Yeah.
12:33That was before you left.
12:35There you go.
12:38You got it!
12:38There you go!
12:39Let's go to the beach!
12:41Alright, let's go to the beach!
12:42Let's go to the beach!
12:43Let's go to the beach!
12:44I didn't even raise my wings so much!
12:45Yeah, I wanted the beach to fall!
12:48I wanted the beach to fall!
12:49I just wanted the beach to finish it!
12:51I just wanted to wait for you to finish it!
12:53Hey, Cone, I appreciate it.
12:54That's the bit I wanted to do for Impostors.
12:56That's what I wanted to do.
12:58Alright!
12:58So we're heading out to Eerie-O, right?
13:00Yeah.
13:00And this will continue!
13:02No, not really, though.
13:03We'll end up in another episode.
13:04Stinky!
13:06Stinky!
13:06Stinky!
13:06Stinky!
13:06Stinky!
13:06Stinky!

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