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01:00I do?
01:01Yes, you yourself have told me that a million times. You probably don't remember that either.
01:05I don't remember.
01:06There you go. And that's why, ironically, you've gotten it backwards.
01:09I love and respect monsters so much that when I was king, I was planning an enormous monster week.
01:14You were?
01:15Talked about it constantly.
01:17My God, I've judged you wrong.
01:19Well, what's stopping us from finishing what you started?
01:22You hear that, world? We're having a monster week.
01:25Are three monsters invited too?
01:27You bet they are.
01:32Maybe we should get out of here.
01:34No, I want to see if it happens again.
01:38Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54I want to see if it happens again.
02:07Monster Week, c'est ce que c'est comme ça ?
02:09Oui, c'est un déjeuner déjeuner déjeuner déjeuner de monstres
02:11où tout le monde sera un déjeuner déjeuner
02:13et ne jamais jamais utiliser le mot «monster »
02:15à dire quelque chose d'un déjeuner déjeuner
02:17ou avoir un déjeuner déjeuner pour quelque chose d'un déjeuner.
02:20Je ne sais pas que ça, mais je sais maintenant que c'est important.
02:22Et ce qui est un plan que vous êtes OK avec,
02:24et non vous êtes terrifié par ?
02:26Passez nos streets avec literal monstres !
02:29C'était son idée, j'ai commencé pour des années, en fait.
02:32Maintenant, ce qu'il y a des choses que vous avez en tête ?
02:35Roles ?
02:36Non parce que c'est monstres, parce que c'est un week.
02:39Il y a toujours des rules durant les weeks.
02:40Vous êtes throwing un «monster week » ?
02:42Man, je me souviens d'un help.
02:44Bloodmouth's taking me to some hot springs.
02:45To turn her into soup and eat her.
02:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha !
02:49Just kidding.
02:50Although, I'm sure you'd be delicious, babe.
02:52Aw, thank you, babe.
02:54We're cannibals.
02:55Yes.
02:55Now, the hot springs are just a nice place
02:57to go with someone you love and have sex with her for a long time.
03:01Probably several extended sessions.
03:03Ready, babe ?
03:04You bet, babe.
03:05Don't worry.
03:07Once the monsters arrive, you'll be having too much fun to be sad
03:10she picked that gorgeous cannibal over you for sex
03:13in a location that you can easily picture in your mind.
03:17We're gonna have the best monster week ever.
03:20You know monster week is a bad idea, right ?
03:23It's a terrible idea.
03:24We can't have a bunch of monsters descending upon our city.
03:27Which is why we're going to have to fake it.
03:29Hippo, can you make monster costumes so realistic they'll fall down ?
03:32If he's as drunk as I'm sure he'll be, I'm insulted by the question.
03:36Let me guess.
03:37You want me to clear out ?
03:38Gods make monsters uneasy.
03:41Yes, I'll stay away.
03:42Because you asked so nicely and I love you.
03:44Not because I have any respect for the principles being applied.
03:47Goes quite without saying.
03:48While I've got you in such an obliging mood, might you also keep Hermes away ?
03:53Hermes specifically ?
03:54My frenemy whose eyeball I gouged out ?
03:56Who cages monsters and forces them to fight to the death, yes.
04:00You know what ?
04:00He'll be in Hades doing that pathetic side gig of his bringing in dead souls or whatever.
04:06I'll go and distract him with something, keep him occupied.
04:09Darling, you really are the best in the world.
04:12Yes, well, I'd be the first to admit that.
04:15Underworld, exit !
04:18Monster Week is off to a great start.
04:20I see no problems with it at all.
04:23Would you agree, Dad ?
04:24I'm seeing some monsters I've never seen before.
04:27I'm going to have to get to know them, personally, bodily.
04:30Oh, you should absolutely.
04:31But first, why not get much drunker ?
04:33To the point where everything is blurry, perhaps wiped out altogether.
04:36How does that sound ?
04:37All monsters drink for free during Monster Week.
04:39Because nobody's sober during Monster Week.
04:42All weeks have rules, and Monster Week's rules say, drink up.
04:45Can't argue with any of that.
04:47Roar !
04:48Roar indeed.
04:50Son, you've really outdone yourself.
04:52And knowing you would, I've invited that investigative reporter you like.
04:57Tina !
04:58So, tell me, how did the guy who banned monsters end up throwing a Monster Week ?
05:03I can answer this one.
05:04It would seem that you and I both have the same alcohol-induced false memory.
05:08Interesting.
05:10I smell a flimsy, false memory cover-up just waiting to be blown wide open.
05:15Only story bigger than that would be...
05:17If these weren't real monsters ?
05:20What would that even mean ?
05:22People in monster costumes or something ?
05:24What a ridiculous, funny thing you're saying.
05:26I mean, it's amusing.
05:26I'll tell you what I've noticed already.
05:28None of these monsters are destroying anything.
05:30The night is young.
05:31I haven't gotten scratched once.
05:33Chivalry is not dead.
05:34The fire-breathing orcs haven't breathed any fire.
05:36New diet.
05:37And everyone is just walking around saying, Roar ?
05:40Monsters do say Roar ?
05:41They don't just say Roar.
05:43Plus, you're acting weird.
05:45But that's hardly a story.
05:47Yes, very well observed.
05:49I'll be right back.
05:57Guys, we have a problem.
05:58Tina's here.
05:59Oh, that is a problem.
06:01You two have a crazy history of romantic near misses.
06:04That's not the kind of Tina problem I'm dealing with, for once.
06:07In addition to being beautiful and fascinating,
06:09she unfortunately happens to be a very good reporter.
06:11What's Dad gonna think when she breaks the vase
06:13that there's no real monsters at Monster Week ?
06:15She'll never find out.
06:16My costumes are incredible.
06:18I should be the head.
06:20Why should you be the head
06:21when you have such incredible butt energy ?
06:24So, what did you have in mind ?
06:26We might need some actual monsters here.
06:29If we could get just one, a harmless one.
06:32We got that last surviving tickle troll.
06:34Are you serious ?
06:35That's perfect.
06:36Wait, tickle trolls are real ?
06:37We are, if you believe in us.
06:39Of course tickle trolls aren't real.
06:42Oh, phew.
06:42That's what I thought.
06:43Oh, come on !
06:45Come on, let's think.
06:46Do we know any relatively gentle dotar monsters who exist ?
06:50Mmm, Gargi the giant who can't feel pain
06:52gave me that special Gargi whistle you blow
06:54if you want to summon Gargi.
06:56Perfect, yes, summon Gargi.
06:57He's very gentle when he isn't swinging that enormous club.
07:01Ah, still might not be enough.
07:03Maybe he knows some other gentle monsters,
07:05or not even necessarily gentle,
07:06just willing to be gentle,
07:08or just less monstrous as a favor to a friend.
07:11You could try to get some real monsters
07:13so Dad won't find out there's fake monsters
07:15at the monster party you threw
07:16to prove you're not as scared of monsters.
07:18Which you are.
07:20Or you could come clean with Dad and be done with it.
07:22Which, forgetting any other considerations
07:24like wrong or right or blah, blah, blah,
07:27it actually just seems a lot simpler.
07:29Just get the damn whistle.
07:35Hey, Tina, where'd my dad go ?
07:38He said there was a sphinx he wanted to destroy,
07:41but the way he said it clearly implied
07:42he intended to mate with it.
07:44I would really like to interview some of these monsters
07:46and dig into why they decided to show up to a monster week
07:48hosted by a monster hater,
07:50but they all seem to be running away from me.
07:52That's curious, isn't it ?
07:54Ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab.
07:55Alleged monster hater.
07:56Nothing has been proven.
07:57And it's not curious, no.
07:59Monsters are notoriously shy.
08:01Except for Gargi, the friendly giant who doesn't feel pain.
08:05Get over here.
08:06A reporter wants to talk to you.
08:07Now, this is a real monster.
08:09Tell me more about your use of the word real.
08:12I just meant a real one.
08:13You know, he's the real deal.
08:15Anyway, it's Gargi.
08:16He's a star.
08:17Everyone loves Gargi.
08:18Big fan favorite.
08:20Like I said, he doesn't feel pain.
08:22Go ahead, stab him.
08:23Stomp on his foot.
08:24You're gonna love him.
08:24You know what?
08:25Maybe you could find something sharp to poke him with.
08:27Something good.
08:28Give it some thought.
08:28Okay.
08:30Gargi, spill.
08:31Where can I find some monsters real quick?
08:33Monsters who are willing to be tall, preferably.
08:35Seem to Gargi.
08:36Lots of monsters here.
08:37Gargi's friends at Monster Bar say,
08:39No monsters welcome in Krapopolis.
08:42But Gargi remember Krapopolis.
08:44Maybe Gargi is big softy Gargi.
08:47Softest Gargi around.
08:48Or maybe it's just impossible for Gargi to resist Gargi whistle.
08:51But Gargi think-
08:52Gargi, Gargi, Gargi.
08:53Monster Bar.
08:54Where's that exactly?
08:56Wow, spooky.
08:59Here you go, Care Bear, delivering another dead one for you to process.
09:03Don't call Charon Care Bear.
09:05Only I call him that.
09:06And are you sure this guy's really dead?
09:07This again?
09:08Because look, I got a lot of live ones sneaking in and a lot of dead ones sneaking out.
09:12And do you think that's my fault?
09:13You're the delivery guy.
09:15I'm just saying, do you double check the doors on your way out, see if they close all the way?
09:19I'm sure it would be too much to ask that you give the handle a little jiggle to make sure
09:22it's locked.
09:22Oh, I can go faster than the eye can see.
09:24I can jiggle a handle multiple times, going back and forth, checking to see if it's locked,
09:27and then checking again because was it really locked?
09:30Not that I would do that.
09:32So you didn't jiggle the handle?
09:35Hello boys, long time no see.
09:38Oh, what is she doing here.
09:40What are you up to?
09:41Is it antics?
09:41Don't look at me, I have nothing to do with her antics.
09:44Well, you'll soon want to do something with my antics.
09:48I brought something very special.
09:52Brrrrrrrrrrrrr!
09:52It's a pineapple!
09:54I figure we can section it and eat it together
09:56That should take a long time
09:58Probably a week, right?
10:00While your pineapple does look fascinating
10:01We are in the middle of something here
10:03No, I think we're done
10:04He keeps blaming me for people coming in and out illegally
10:07Because he's careless
10:08Ugh, I'm so bored with this conversation
10:10Anything fun going on in Crepopolis?
10:12I feel like it's gotten a little better over the last year or so
10:15No, it's got worse
10:16In fact, Crepopolis is cancelled
10:19But look what else I brought
10:29This must be the place
10:36Oh boy, these don't look gentle
10:41No, no, no, you got this
10:44You're half monster, you can do this
10:46Be strong
10:46No, stop it
10:53Roar
10:54Was that supposed to be a roar?
10:57I'm sorry, my pronunciation is
10:58Anyway, I'm here to ask you to please come to monster week in Crepopolis
11:03Preferably in a spirit of non-destructive camaraderie
11:07Seriously?
11:08That's rich
11:09You banned us
11:10Yeah, we know who you are
11:12Okay, yes, I may have at one point banned monsters
11:16But if you know who I am
11:18You must know I'm half monster
11:21Is that offensive?
11:23I didn't
11:23I actually
11:24I'm here for my father
11:26Who's a fool monster
11:28He's king now
11:30If that makes any difference
11:31I'll believe that when I see it
11:33All we know is you want to corral us all into one place
11:36What's that going to be for, you think?
11:38Some hero's feet
11:39There are no heroes at monster week
11:43Oh yeah?
11:44And why should we believe you?
11:47Why should you believe me?
11:49It's all been lied from the start
11:51And all because I hurt my dad's feelings
11:53And I couldn't handle it
11:55I didn't even know it was possible
11:57But it is
11:57And I did it
11:58Because I am
11:59A scared of monsters
12:01And that means
12:02I'm a scared of myself
12:04So please
12:05Come to Kropopolis
12:06As our honoured guests
12:07Exactly the way you are
12:11There's free beer
12:12Why the hell didn't you lead with that?
12:16Yes
12:25That's odd
12:27I don't know if dad's getting sober or smarter
12:30But he is definitely going to find out
12:32Yeah
12:33And Tina's going to lose interest in Gargi pretty soon
12:35Everyone does
12:36His only thing is not feeling pain
12:38I mean, get a hobby
12:39Where the hell is Ty with those real monsters?
12:42We need a huge distraction
12:44Something that will change the subject for everyone
12:46You know what would really get this party going?
12:49Typhon
12:50God of all monsters
12:51Don't discredit him
12:53He's the monster of all monsters
12:55Doesn't he destroy cities?
12:57With fun
12:58And devastating unprecedented weather events
13:01But it's the fun that really stands out
13:04That's it
13:04Typhon
13:05What are we going to do?
13:06Just be like
13:06Hey Typhon
13:07Want to come destroy our city
13:08So dad won't think Ty's a monster hater?
13:11Why not just get Zeus to come and kill us all?
13:14No
13:14We fake Typhon
13:16Why'd you put your hand to your head like that?
13:18I don't know
13:19Who's got a tummy?
13:21Who's got a cutesy-woopsy-tubby little tum-tum?
13:23Woo!
13:23I'm going to rearrange the spices in my bitch sister's kitchen
13:28That, that right there
13:29See, she's getting out
13:31And how does she know how to get out?
13:32Did she see you come in?
13:33Dead getting out isn't even in my purview
13:35Is it?
13:36You flopsy-wopsy little color bug
13:39I should go
13:40I'm tired of getting blamed for Hades' problems
13:42Even if it's hard to tear myself away from this sweet little pea
13:48Wait, why don't we train the puppy to guard the river?
13:52That might take some time
13:53Why would we do that?
13:54And why do you say take some time like it's a selling point?
13:57Oh, selling point, smelling sploint
14:00Mm-hmm
14:01Well, I don't see this little guy stopping anyone who really wants to escape
14:05Good point
14:06We're going to have to workshop a lot of ideas to get it right
14:09Gotta start somewhere
14:12I don't think that's a guard dog
14:14Let's test it
14:15I've been working on my mortal voice
14:16I am a normal living human man
14:18Who wishes to see his dead mother for some reason
14:20Try to stop me, doggy
14:21Come on, chase me
14:23I'm getting away
14:24Yeah, that dog won't hunt
14:26Damn it, I thought I'd nailed it
14:28Looks like we've got our work cut out for us
14:30Call your wives, it's gonna be a long one
14:36Okay, big isn't enough
14:38We've got to go scarier
14:39And I have an idea, I have an idea
14:41You're really excited about having an idea
14:44Seriously, a two-headed dog scares you?
14:46I'm not finished yet
14:48Whoa
14:49You know, after the second head got that response
14:51I really wouldn't have gone for a third
14:53But you took the risk of embarrassment and it was worth it
14:55Look at this scary sweetie pie
14:57Wait, now I have an idea
14:59It might be a little clichéd
15:00But what about snakes?
15:03Oh, snakes from the head
15:04Oh, or snakes for tails
15:05Or snakes coming out of its back
15:10Oh, that's awesome
15:11I think I'm gonna name him Chompy
15:12Or Cerberus
15:13You know what?
15:14Okay, his official name can be Cerberus
15:16But his unofficial name will be Chompy
15:17Done
15:18Hey, Deliria
15:19Remember when you came up with the idea
15:20Of making male mortals go bald
15:22This is almost as fun as that was
15:24It was just my idea for them to go bald
15:26But it was your idea for it to happen in different ways
15:29So some of those guys don't even realize it's happening for years
15:34See?
15:35It's fun
15:36We're having fun
15:37Sustainable fun
15:39Let's try
15:39Sharper teeth
15:40He's perfect
15:42Walk away
15:43No, no, no
15:43We're just getting started
15:44What about nails?
15:46Great
15:46Don't overdo it though
15:47Let me cook
15:49How about weirder eyes?
15:51Killer instincts
15:51Traumatic past
15:53You're upsetting him, Deliria
15:55No, he's having fun right along with us
15:59Chompy!
16:00And you overdid it
16:01Great
16:02Hermes, where do you think he went?
16:03Well, this monster we've whipped up has three very sensitive noses
16:06I'd say he's gonna go to the worst smelling place he can find
16:09Oh no
16:10Crapopolis
16:12Ty, look at you
16:14Surrounded by glorious beasts
16:15Sorry, I'm late
16:16I thought the parade stopped at the monster bar
16:19You went to the monster bar?
16:20You deserve a drink
16:23Oh, and don't look now
16:24But there's a Gorgon in the house
16:27Drink up, you misunderstood bastards
16:30Join the party
16:34Tina, how's it going?
16:36Learn anything newsworthy?
16:38I didn't expect to spend my monster week this way
16:40But Gargi has a really tragic backstory
16:42Have you really been talking to Gargi this whole time?
16:44Gargi didn't know how much he had to say
16:46Gargi tapped into things he never knew he could talk about
16:49It's not the story I was looking for, but it'll work
16:52My readers do love a sob fest
16:55Is that who I think it is?
16:57Did you get Typhon?
16:58You crazy boy
16:59Wait, did you really get Typhon?
17:02I guess
17:04Oh yes, here we go
17:09Forget Gargi, this is a story
17:11For the first time, Gargi feel pain
17:16Hey, how about the stoop?
17:21Oh, thank god
17:22It's just you guys
17:23Really good job with the weather
17:24I thought it was actually Typhon
17:26Well, you're not dealing with an amateur here
17:28I like to
17:29Wait, you thought what was Typhon?
17:31I haven't started the machine
17:35Typhon!
17:39It's me, I made it
17:40Let's get this party started
17:44I'm going to get killed by Typhon
17:46How cool is that?
17:49Adult children, get under my wings
17:53Dad!
17:55I couldn't ask for a better way to die
17:58Thank you, son
18:00You're not going to die, Dad
18:01None of us are
18:02I'm responsible for this
18:03I'll be the one to fix it
18:05What the hell is he doing?
18:07Is he going to talk to Typhon?
18:09You don't even look at him
18:10Just avert your eyes
18:11I'll run like hell and die happy
18:13Typhon!
18:14Who approaches?
18:16I'm Tyrannus
18:17And it is great to see you
18:19You're
18:20You're not scared of me
18:22No, I'm terrified
18:24But that's my problem
18:25What kind of a host would I be
18:27If I didn't thank you
18:28For coming to my Monster Week?
18:30You mean it
18:31I wasn't sure I was welcome
18:32I'm not usually welcome places
18:34Since, you know, I usually destroy them
18:37Are you kidding?
18:38I mean, yes, I have heard that
18:39But the monster are all monsters
18:41I don't just welcome you to Monster Week
18:43I thank you for coming
18:45Would you want to have a beer with me?
18:47You know, monster to monster
18:49I'd love that
18:53Oh!
18:54Great
18:55That's my boy
19:00So, you tried to fake Monster Week
19:03But why?
19:03The thing is
19:04I did ban monsters when I was king
19:06You weren't misremembering
19:07I should have just been honest with you
19:09If only somebody had told you to come clean
19:11Well, that would have saved him a lot of trouble
19:14But then again
19:15If he had come clean
19:16I wouldn't have had the best Monster Week ever
19:19You mean you're not mad?
19:20I've got to tell you
19:21I really did learn that my perception of monsters
19:23Was all wrong
19:23Or largely wrong
19:24Somewhat
19:25In at least certain circumstances
19:26What's the number one rule of Monster Week?
19:29That everyone is forgiven during Monster Week?
19:32No, it's no lessons during Monster Week
19:34And to be honest
19:35I did know Scott and Colax were in that Sphinx costume
19:39I've only pretended to make love to them
19:41Wait, which part of it was fake?
19:43It was all real to me
19:49Hey Tina, so how much of the real story did you get?
19:52If there's anything I didn't get
19:53I don't even need it
19:55I got plenty
19:56Great
19:57Promise me I'll never lose you as a source
19:59These weeks always deliver
20:00Although I don't know why you call them weeks
20:02I can't remember any of them being longer than a day
20:04Well, no one can really say how long a week is
20:06Can't they?
20:08Oh my god
20:11Chompy, heep
20:12Ooh, who have we got here?
20:15Schlub, I'm sorry
20:16I tried to keep away as long as possible
20:19Not a problem in the slightest, darling
20:21I haven't seen a Monster this good
20:23Since you made our children
20:25Ah!
20:27Good boy, Chompy
20:28Ah!
20:31Look, babe
20:32I'm telling you
20:33I've boiled humans before
20:35This water isn't hot enough to boil you
20:38It's gonna feel great
20:39It's not about that
20:41I told you
20:42I'm cutting back on human
20:43But all you packed
20:44Were finger sticks
20:45And fried toes
20:46I thought you'd like the sauce
20:48You invited me here
20:50And brought nothing I can eat
20:51That is so typical of you
20:53I told you
20:54I'm on an all-flesh diet
20:56I'm sorry
20:58I forgot about you
20:59It won't happen again
21:00Can we please just get in the water?
21:02Fine
21:03You go first
21:04Happily
21:04This is gonna feel great
21:08Oh, it's so hot
21:10I'm so scared to get in
21:11Because it's so hot
21:15Oh, it's too hot
21:17It's too hot
21:18I was wrong
21:18I'm turning it into soup
21:20Oh, my God
21:20Bloodmouth
21:21Sarah
21:22Promise
21:23Promise
21:24You'll eat me
21:25Seriously
21:26What did I just say
21:27About cutting back on human?
21:31Did you get any of that?
21:33I'm sorry
21:34I'm sorry
21:34I'm sorry
21:34I'm sorry
21:35I'm sorry
21:36I'm sorry