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04:28A basket baby!
04:30A once-in-a-thousand-years threat!
04:32Basket baby detected!
04:34Hippo, relax.
04:36You don't even know if this is a real basket baby.
04:38It could be a gag gift, like a cursed amulet,
04:41or a drinking straw that looks like a penis.
04:43Or say it's a real deal.
04:44When does it become an actual threat?
04:46At least, what, ten years?
04:48You can't be serious.
04:49They're kingdom killers and palace stormers!
04:52This is an immediate threat!
04:54I hear what you're saying,
04:55but worrying about the city and the future isn't really my thing anymore.
04:59This is really a dad problem.
05:00I've got a whole new social life in the here and now.
05:03I'm Ty-Ty, the party guy.
05:05You know what I hate, bro?
05:06You're forcing me to act like how you used to be.
05:09And everyone hated that guy.
05:13Um, what's this I hear about you having your husband ban Apollo worship?
05:18Well, that's more or less it, really.
05:21That and I'm a goddess queen now,
05:23which comes with certain perks you're beginning to experience the other side of.
05:28Oh, you seem upset.
05:29You're not going to fly into a rage and turn me into a constellation or something like that, are you?
05:34Turn you into what?
05:35No, I just know sometimes the gods have turned other gods into constellations
05:39as punishment when they get butt-hurt enough.
05:42I'm not butt-hurt.
05:43I don't even know what that means.
05:44I don't even care.
05:45Oh, I see.
05:46You came all the way over here to tell me you don't care that I had you banned.
05:50Um, yes, because you needed to hear it.
05:54I don't care because I have plenty of followers as the god of archery, dance, the friggin' sun,
06:01poetry, music, healing.
06:03That's a big one.
06:04Maybe you've heard of it.
06:05Oh, Scott, could you hurt yourself for me very quickly?
06:09You mean like this?
06:11Ah!
06:12Excellent.
06:14Ah!
06:15Wow, I feel like I've been recently dead.
06:18In a good way.
06:19Whoa.
06:20Okay, I'm sorry.
06:20Did you just heal him?
06:22I'm encroaching on your turf.
06:24Does that bother you?
06:25Is this because I said that healing was a big one?
06:28Yes, and because I don't think you've ever actually healed anyone ever.
06:32Me?
06:33What?
06:33Of course I have.
06:35It's just been a while and I don't have to to keep the title.
06:38You know that.
06:39Besides, that was just a small boo-boo.
06:42You'd have to get a lot of followers with a lot of small boo-boos to make a dent in
06:46my territory.
06:47Maybe I shouldn't have given you that idea.
06:49Whatever.
06:49It's fine.
06:50I'm gonna go ride my chariot across the sun.
06:53We both know that's not true.
06:55Across it.
06:55In front of it.
06:56You know what I'm...
06:57Shut up!
06:58Oh, I like this.
07:00Scott, tell everyone that I am now Deliria, Queen of Crapopolis, and Goddess of Small Boo-Boos.
07:11Oh, what's this?
07:13Dad get another cursed amulet?
07:15Sometimes I throw him at Scott's feet and he jumps around all funny like,
07:18Oh, no!
07:20Now I'm cursed!
07:21Especially when they explode.
07:24No!
07:24Dad took in a basket, baby.
07:27I'll get the catapult.
07:31Dad, what'd you do with our catapults?
07:33Uh, turn them all into toga guns.
07:35Why?
07:35Because Stoop agrees with me that we need to do something about the basket paper.
07:39Oh.
07:40Who's just here?
07:41Gah!
07:41How'd that get up there?
07:43Huh.
07:43That little guy really is something.
07:45That little guy is a guaranteed catastrophe and we need to get rid of it.
07:49Now, when you say get rid, my mind goes to kill, but I'm in the killing business.
07:54That's not what you mean, right?
07:57Is there a reason it needs not to be?
07:59It's so cute!
08:00Of course it's cute!
08:01That's a tool it uses to trick you into not killing it!
08:05Well, all babies do that.
08:06You immediately said, let's get the catapult!
08:09What did you think we were going to do with it?
08:10Use it as a swing set?
08:12I don't know.
08:12Fling it out of town?
08:14I didn't think too far past that, but anything more extreme than that, I don't know.
08:18I kind of get the icks.
08:19What if we just put it back in the river?
08:20To drown it?
08:21Not necessarily.
08:24No!
08:25Not to drown it.
08:26Just let it drift to some other city and destroy that one.
08:29That's good, Dad.
08:31What I heard was, we're going skinny dipping.
08:34Woohoo!
08:35He was not wearing that a second ago.
08:38Nope.
08:42Hey, Ty Ty, hear you're having a party, guy.
08:45I haven't introduced myself yet.
08:47I'm Podluckus, kind of the social director around here.
08:50Hey, my man.
08:51Nice to meet you.
08:52I didn't want to ruin the surprise, but we've actually already got a welcome Ty party planned
08:57for tonight.
08:58Oh, wow.
08:59That's so nice.
09:00I had no idea.
09:01Thank you so much.
09:02You got it.
09:02See you tonight.
09:04How about that?
09:06Ty, we need to talk.
09:08Colax, I didn't know you lived here.
09:10Yeah, I assumed you did know, so I was waiting for you to say hi, but then I was the
09:16one
09:16not saying hi to you and it's...
09:18I'm not sure what reaction I'm supposed to have to this story.
09:50Colax, find your chill.
09:51People host.
09:52Everyone brings a different dish.
09:54But when Marty's turn came up to host...
09:56Well, let's say I sold a lot of black togas that week.
10:01Potluckus killed him?
10:02No.
10:03He scraped his leg up on a barnacle and then a couple of days later his skin fell off.
10:06But before we knew it, a schedule was set and nobody here could defy Potluckus.
10:11Until you came along.
10:12Wow, the politics here are crazy.
10:15So will you defy Potluckus, throw your own party and put party throwing back in the hands
10:20of all who want to?
10:22Colax, go get some cheese.
10:25Look, Apollo worship has been banned, so we don't have a choice.
10:29Now just pull the fresh skin over the old skin.
10:32That's how you fix a scratch.
10:34They're forgetting our most powerful healing tool after Apollo.
10:38P!
10:38Why don't we try P?
10:40Yoo-hoo!
10:41No need to pee on each other.
10:43Goddess Queen Deliria is here to help.
10:48Whoa, I didn't think anything was more powerful than P.
10:52This is great.
10:53Ooh, look who's back.
10:55I must be making a dent in your territory.
10:58Barely.
10:59I'm just here to say that you are not more powerful than P, okay?
11:02You know Orion came from pee?
11:04Came straight out of a bull's hide full of god pee, and he hasn't stopped being a pest since.
11:09Ah, yes.
11:10You turned him into a constellation, didn't you?
11:12What are you saying?
11:13Are you going to turn me into a constellation as well?
11:16Are you so mad that you'll turn me into a constellation?
11:19Why do you keep talking about, is that what this is about?
11:22You want me to turn you into a constellation.
11:25Why?
11:25Because it'll prove you got my goat or something?
11:28I'm not here for that.
11:29I'm here to tell you.
11:31What?
11:32I can see again.
11:33Oh, bless him.
11:34Stop it.
11:35Stop doing that.
11:36Do you want to know why Apollo can't have a temple in Krapopolis?
11:39Hmm?
11:40Hmm?
11:40The wait times.
11:42The ineffectualness.
11:43The fraud-godding.
11:44You get none of that with me.
11:47Deliria.
11:47Goddess.
11:48Queen of all boo-boos.
11:50Stronger than pee.
11:51And Urker of Apollo.
11:59We got to get rid of this thing before it destroys Krapopolis.
12:02So, I'll wait out front and make sure it catches the current.
12:08Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
12:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:15This isn't okay.
12:17Oh, hello, little guy.
12:19Where did you come from?
12:20Oh, wow.
12:21Look at that baby.
12:22You know, I'm weirdly compelled to follow him into battle.
12:25Okay.
12:25This is all really unsettling.
12:27Are you on my level now?
12:28Can you please tell me you're on my level?
12:30Can't we just give it to someone?
12:32Huh.
12:33Better make it quick, because the longer I'm with it,
12:35the more I want to pledge allegiance to it.
12:38But I won't.
12:39I won't.
12:42Hi.
12:43Hi.
12:43Good to see you.
12:45Hi.
12:46Absolutely.
12:47Hey, Colax.
12:48Wow.
12:49Look at that.
12:50I got so excited I might have gone a little overboard.
12:53We love that here.
12:54This party is laid back, remember?
12:56No rules, just fun.
12:57Uh, what do you think you're doing?
12:59Colax, glad you could make it.
13:01Listen, thanks for the invite to your play tonight,
13:02but since I'd already gotten the word out about mine,
13:05I decided I should probably stick with it.
13:07I don't see why we can't all throw a party if we want to.
13:09Hey, Ty.
13:10Great party.
13:11I went with PETA.
13:13It goes with everything.
13:14Like the color of your eyes with my dead husband's clothes.
13:17I get it now.
13:18Chira sold you on this little spectacle.
13:20How many times are you going to buy her togas, Tyrannus?
13:23Whenever I have a special occasion to attend.
13:25What do you want about potluckers?
13:26Why don't you take a look around, Ty-Ty?
13:28Everyone brought PETA.
13:30Nobody brought booze.
13:32Colax brought his homemade cheese,
13:34which he does not know how to make.
13:35And how about those tasty wieners?
13:37How many did you budget per person?
13:39I actually accidentally gave them all the way throughout the day
13:41while I was getting ready.
13:42And you figured everyone else's contribution
13:44would pick up the slack, just like everyone else did.
13:47Well, so what?
13:48We don't need control and order and good planning
13:50to have a good time.
13:51I don't believe you believe that.
13:53And I think you're more like me than you are like them.
13:55Mind if I take this?
13:56It's gonna go great with my huge sack of meat.
13:59I got extra just in case.
14:05Help!
14:07Get that tickled.
14:08This is disgusting.
14:10Yeah, it is.
14:11Usually these people are barfing all over my temple,
14:13but now they're barfing in yours.
14:16Is healing them the only way to get rid of them?
14:18It's one way, but it'll just encourage more
14:20and sicker and stinkier mortals to show up.
14:23Or you can lift the ban and we can all go back to the way we were.
14:27I will take the third option.
14:29There is no third option.
14:30Oh, I think there might be.
14:34I'll do some healing until I find out.
14:37God, you are so annoying.
14:39Okay, you were leaving me no choice.
14:40I know it's what you want, but...
14:42Turn me into a constellation?
14:43Ugh.
14:44Turn you into a constellation.
14:50You know what you have to do to get out of this.
14:53Why would I want to?
14:55My arse is so pointy.
14:57I love it.
14:58I gotta tell you, I was a little surprised you were so down
15:01to find the basket baby a new home.
15:03It's such a humane solution.
15:05If giving a baby to someone who desperately wants a baby,
15:07even though we know that baby is destined to cause untold catastrophe,
15:11is humane, then yeah, that's what I am.
15:14Are basket babies ever the good guys?
15:16I'm not sure what good guys means,
15:17but I'd probably say it depends whether your family's the one being overthrown.
15:21Here we are.
15:22Wait a minute.
15:24Is this a volcano?
15:29You said we were giving the basket baby a home,
15:32not throwing it in the volcano.
15:34Who said anything about throwing it in a volcano?
15:37I heard the high priestess of the volcano likes babies.
15:40For volcano sacrifices.
15:42Or maybe she wants the fulfillment of raising a child,
15:45or she's bored.
15:46I don't know.
15:47Okay.
15:48But I give final approval.
15:51Hey, hi.
15:52I'm the high priestess of the...
15:54Is that a basket baby?
15:56I've always wanted one of those.
15:57It is, and you're in luck because we're looking to find it a home.
16:01We would raise it ourselves, but we're siblings and sociopathic in our own distinct ways.
16:06So can you tell us a little bit about yourself?
16:08What's your parenting style?
16:10I like to be the baby, so I let it call the shots.
16:13That's good. I like that.
16:15Good enough for me.
16:16Oh, this baby is going to make the volcano so happy.
16:20Thank you guys.
16:24I said I didn't want to throw a baby in a volcano.
16:27And you didn't.
16:28And I didn't.
16:28But guess what?
16:29I would throw a baby into a volcano to save our family.
16:33Because as much as you guys like to paint me,
16:35Is the heartless one who cuts people open just for looksies.
16:38Who tests minute amounts of poisons on his siblings.
16:42What?
16:43Who?
16:45Oh, hey buddy.
16:47Hey.
16:48Lava goes that way, huh?
16:50Away from mama.
16:51Away from mama.
16:54Run!
17:01Okay, you weren't overreacting.
17:04You were right.
17:05Run to the water!
17:08Okay, so we're out of booze.
17:10We had to throw out the cheese.
17:11But that doesn't mean this isn't a kick-ass party.
17:14Ty Ty is going to make this work.
17:16Is that a basket baby riding a wave of lava?
17:19We don't know that's a basket baby.
17:21Could just be a lava demon.
17:32Hey, everyone.
17:33As you can see lava is slowly flowing directly towards Ty's houseboat.
17:38Accompanied by some kind of demonic being.
17:40My place is just behind Ty's.
17:42I got plenty of drinks and meat to ride this out.
17:45It was a nice try Ty Ty.
17:47But not just anyone can throw a potluck.
17:50Is this where the party is?
17:51I brought ice.
17:52Nobody ever has enough.
17:54Oh, hey Ty.
17:55Look everyone.
17:55It's my son Ty.
17:57Is this your lava party?
17:59I don't know.
18:00Is this your basket baby?
18:01My what?
18:02He forgot.
18:04Oh, yeah.
18:05This guy.
18:06I did forget.
18:07Thanks for taking care of him.
18:08He's your brother, right?
18:10No.
18:10He's a basket baby.
18:12Confirmed.
18:12Really dangerous.
18:13The sort of basket baby that makes you want to apologize to your brother for not letting
18:17him kill it.
18:18I appreciate that.
18:19Well, I'm glad to hear it all worked out.
18:21Ty, what is this party?
18:22There's no booze here.
18:24It hasn't all worked out.
18:25Ty, can you help us out here?
18:27Dad, to successfully get rid of a basket baby, the recipient of the gift has to do it.
18:31Didn't I say this was Dad's problem?
18:33Dad, please!
18:35Well, if that's what you really want, I'm taking this little guy for a drink.
18:39Don't follow me.
18:39So there's really no booze here?
18:42Yeah.
18:43Well, that place looks fun.
18:44I don't care what potluckus put in your head, it was a really fun party until the lava started
18:50flowing toward the houseboat while carrying that creepy baby.
18:52See you soon, Ty-Ty.
18:54Ooh!
18:55Ty-Ty!
18:57Stop it.
18:57She's just a friend.
18:59Dad, where have you been and where...
19:00Is it the basket baby?
19:01Don't worry, I took care of it.
19:03I know you think I don't take anything seriously, but I don't like catastrophe any more than you.
19:08And while I didn't share your urgency about Ron...
19:11Wait!
19:11Wait, wait, wait!
19:12You named the basket baby?
19:14Helps with memory.
19:16I know that all of the evidence pointed to him being a threat to our family.
19:20So, I found a solution.
19:22You fed Ron?
19:24The wolves?
19:25Wolves don't eat babies.
19:26They raise them.
19:27Oh, yeah, that's right.
19:28Of course.
19:28I know what I'm doing, trust me.
19:30Nothing can go wrong.
19:31And if it does, that's a tomorrow problem for tomorrow's schlub.
19:35And tomorrow's schlub never loses.
19:37He schlubs.
19:39Has anyone seen your mother?
19:41You have!
19:42You just don't know it!
19:44No, no!
19:45Up here!
19:46Deliria?
19:47Is that you?
19:48Yes, I pissed off Apollo so badly that he did this to me.
19:52I've discovered whole new ways to get under their skin.
19:56You look gorgeous, my darling.
19:58Your arse is so pointy.
20:00It is, isn't it?
20:02I would love to make love to you right now, but I'm not sure I know how.
20:06I look forward to trying.
20:08Is there any way to turn you back?
20:10To be clear, totally unrelated new thought, having nothing to do with what Dad just said.
20:14The only way he'll turn me back is if your father lifts the Apollo worship band, which he should not
20:20do.
20:21I'm loving this.
20:23Do you want something to drink or something?
20:25No, no!
20:26I'm good!
20:27I'm in space!
20:29I'm in space!
20:31The End
20:32The End
20:32The End
20:33The End
20:33Of The End
20:43C'est parti.
21:21C'est parti.
21:35C'est parti.