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00:30Scott, you're going to have to develop a sense of when I mean something and when I don't. Use common
00:35sense. Just don't act upon the obviously funny or whimsical things I say.
00:40But is that one of the orders I'm supposed to ignore?
00:42Of course not. Don't ignore the order to use common sense. That is a legitimate order. Just whenever I say
00:48something, immediately decide whether I'm joking or not.
00:52Could you just not joke around?
00:53Absolutely not. But, and this is the tricky part. Sometimes as part of the joke, I might say I really
00:59mean something, but not really mean it. Like, I could eat a horse and I mean it.
01:04Okay, so sometimes you will say you really mean something, but you don't.
01:09Exactly. But this, of course, is not one of those times. And I do mean that, and I mean this.
01:14Okay, gang. I've got our orders, but listen closely, because this is a real mind bender.
01:46I'll admit, at first, I was sad I'm not king anymore. But that's all behind me. I've moved out of
01:52the palace and embraced the simple life of a free man.
01:55That's the kind of thing sad divorce guys say.
01:57Well, I am divorced in a way. Divorced from responsibility. And like many divorcee before me...
02:04Oh, no. Are you living on a boat?
02:05I'm living on a boat. Welcome to Ty's Folly. I put the name right here on the back.
02:10It's just a picture of you and a picture of a boat.
02:13How would you spell Folly? So, be honest. What do you think?
02:17It's nice. Yeah, cozy.
02:19Okay, stop. It's insulting that you feel the need to tiptoe around my feelings.
02:23Thank God. Politeness was never going to work for me.
02:25Which is fine. I'm new Ty now. I have shed my unhealthy need to win approval or feel special. So
02:31insult my boat if you want. I know it's a dump.
02:34So, Dad, now that you're king, we're going to have some fun together? Maybe do some invading?
02:39What do you mean?
02:39You and me, schlub and stoop. Conquering territory. Kickin' ass. Could be fun, right? Ty never let me do that.
02:47Dad, king to king, I would advise you not to let her do any conquering. She goes too hard. She'll
02:51get herself hurt and you need her on defense.
02:54Ah, don't listen to him. He's no fun.
02:56And stoop, may I remind you this is Dad we're talking about. Not someone you'd want to follow into battle.
03:01Dad, are you going to do that all day?
03:02Just so we're clear, you're the weirdos for watching. And stupendous, to answer your question, no pointless conquering.
03:09Damn.
03:09You seem to have forgotten. I'm the fun-loving king. I have no intention of invading anything non-consensually, including
03:16other kingdoms.
03:17Now, if you'll excuse me, as my first kingly act, I'm going on a boba run.
03:20What is boba?
03:21The sweetest, juiciest, chewiest drink I've ever had. They only make it in the kingdom of boba. And I'm obsessed
03:28with it. It's been on my mind ever since someone here said the word boba.
03:32That was you. You said that word.
03:34Well, then it's been on my mind since I said boba. I am allowed to put thoughts in my own
03:37head?
03:45Woo!
03:46Hell yeah! Never gets old!
03:49Bruce Sidon, did you just pop out of a whale?
03:51It's called shootin' the hole, and Bruce Sidon invented it!
03:55Heard you got a houseboat, by the way.
03:57You like houseboats?
03:58Psh, like them? I am the god of houseboats! Where my boat heads at!
04:04Yeah! Heck yeah, Mitch!
04:06Changes in latitude, changes in attitude, you feel me? Anyway, since I am the god of houseboats, I'm gonna need
04:12a monthly offering.
04:13Offering? What a racket.
04:15Whoa! Bruce Sidon does not appreciate that vibe!
04:18Well, it needs to be said.
04:19All right. Well, you don't want to pay, you don't have to pay.
04:23Really?
04:23Sure.
04:24Oh! Hey, I've been meaning to ask you. You know that you're a demigod, right?
04:28Well, yes. In that I'm the son of a goddess.
04:31So, what's your demigod power?
04:33Excuse me?
04:34Every demigod gets a special power? What, you didn't get one at your demigod ceremony?
04:38My demigod ceremony?
04:39Uh, yeah. The ritual where gods bestow special powers on demigods? Wait, wait, wait. Did your mom not get you
04:46one?
04:46No. My mother did not get me one.
04:48If you haven't had the ceremony, you're not a full demigod.
04:53When were you going to tell me about my demigod ceremony?
04:56Your what?
04:57My demigod ceremony, where demigods are awarded their special power.
05:00Who told you that?
05:01Broseidon. And then he went back into a whale's blowhole and it was sick.
05:04Why are you suddenly concerned with having a special power? I thought you were happy not being special.
05:09I am perfectly happy not being special.
05:11Sounds like you want to be special.
05:13I don't. But if I'm destined to have a special power, I should damn well have it.
05:16I demand you take me to Mount Olympus and get me my demigod ceremony.
05:19Oh, you demand it? Well, I suppose I have no choice.
05:22You don't.
05:23Hippo, you're coming with me to make sure she doesn't change her mind.
05:25Super cool demigod exit.
05:29You need to wax those laws.
05:31I'm flying to my boba to get my boba treat.
05:35I really love my boba, no need to be discreet.
05:39It's juicy and it's chewy, two different foods in one.
05:43The juice runs down my throat while the balls dance on my tongue.
05:48I'll have one.
05:49No bobas for you.
05:50Oh, hello, frankensludge.
05:52Shalom. How opposite of nice to see you.
05:56You never thanked me for your wedding gift.
05:58Oh, I didn't thank anyone for wedding gifts.
06:01I'm not a thankful person.
06:02That's arguably my entire brand.
06:04Monster code number one.
06:05Monster get gift.
06:07Monster.
06:07Gift thanks.
06:08I'm supposed to thank you because of a rule.
06:10That makes it completely pointless.
06:12You always do this, love.
06:14You only care about yourself and no one calls you on it.
06:17Well, it's payback time.
06:19By my orders, no one in this entire kingdom will serve you a boba.
06:25What?
06:26That's right, I'm the king here.
06:27But I became king for one purpose.
06:29To make sure you never taste the sweet, chewy refreshment of a boba for as long as you live.
06:36You went to all that trouble of becoming king just to punish me.
06:39Yeah, monster code number six clearly states, monster allowed to go too far if monster won't.
06:45Just give me that.
06:47If you want that boba, you gotta go through my whole army.
06:50You'd have to conquer this whole continent and taste and chew one of these.
07:04Stop that.
07:05Stop slurping victoriously.
07:08Stupendous, I've changed my mind.
07:10Get your army together.
07:11We're invading boba.
07:12You decided you wanted to spend time with me?
07:15Yes, I decided I want to spend time with you.
07:17And that's why we're going to war.
07:19Invasion bodies!
07:23Look at this.
07:25What an invasion force.
07:26Right?
07:27You want to go rally the troops?
07:28Sure.
07:29Uh, how does one do that?
07:30It's pretty standard.
07:32You ride back and forth in front of them like your horse is raring to go.
07:35And you just say freedom a lot.
07:37Piece of cake.
07:38My loyal subjects.
07:40Soon we will meet our enemies on the field of battle.
07:43But I prefer to call it a field of freedom.
07:46Brutal!
07:47The fighting will be brutal.
07:49And many of you will die for freedom.
07:52Yeah!
07:54Freedom is what gives us the freedom to be free.
07:58And I don't know about you, but I would rather die right now than live another day.
08:03Not freedom is.
08:05That was so moving.
08:10All right, listen, Taibo.
08:11You've got a lot to learn before the ceremony.
08:14It is going to be intense training starting tomorrow.
08:16What sort of training?
08:17A lot of physical stuff, some feats of strength, and you've got to recite a whole thing in the
08:21ancient tongue.
08:22The ancient tongue?
08:23My mother never even told me there was an ancient tongue.
08:26Oh, yeah, it is a super powerful language.
08:29It's based on inflections.
08:30Like, like there's this one word, eee, which means horse.
08:35But if you say it like, eee, it could also mean eyebrows.
08:40Or if you say it a different way, it just blows up the earth.
08:43So cool.
08:44We'll be working on all that stuff.
08:46And you get to stay here while Ty completes his training.
08:49Deliria, you recognize your old bedroom, right?
08:52All right, well, I am.
08:56That means hello, goodbye, and it dries up rivers.
09:00Mom, you used to live here?
09:02Yes, this was my apartment.
09:04I do miss the amenities.
09:05Is your bed a cloud?
09:06Best night of sleep you'll ever have.
09:08Well, crap.
09:09A fish could get used to this place.
09:12What just happened?
09:13Oh, that chair transforms into whatever kind of chair best fits the moment.
09:17I want to do it.
09:19I'm a toddler.
09:20Is that the message here?
09:21What the heck does this do?
09:23It dispenses ambrosia, the food of the gods.
09:27Oh, my God, Ty.
09:29Yes, it causes a feeling similar to sex, but magnified by a thousand.
09:37I'm never leaving here.
09:38I'm dying here.
09:39Mom, you had all this and then you lost it?
09:41I'm seeing you in a whole new light.
09:42You're a tragic figure.
09:44Oh, shut up.
09:45You know, demigods do sometimes get elevated to full gods.
09:48Maybe one day I'll be an Olympian and you could come visit.
09:51Oh, could I?
09:52How magnanimous of you.
09:54I'm sorry if the thought of us being equals drives you crazy.
09:57What drives me crazy is that you would want to hang out with these people
09:59after all that I've told you about them.
10:01These people seem pretty decent to me.
10:03Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and learn an ancient language.
10:07I am...
10:15Extra, extra, Crappopolian army wins huge battle, takes Plopopolis.
10:21Crappopolis defeats Blibbity City, Cackletown, Littleopolis.
10:25Some city names totally made up, study says.
10:28Father, daughter really bond on killing spree.
10:35Hey, Dad, Dad, look, Dad, watch the light in this guy's eyes go out.
10:40I saw it, yes, sweetheart.
10:42Yes, look at you.
10:43That's my girl.
10:44Uh-oh, Schlob and Stoop find it's harder than they thought.
10:47Crappopolian army paying real price for this dumb idea.
10:51Battle not so fun anymore, says source close to king.
10:54Okay, um, you're gonna feel a little sting
10:56because I'm placing your arm in this log full of fire ants.
11:00Ah! Ah!
11:01And this heals it?
11:03Well, that's what we're finding out.
11:04Scott, I need your advice on something,
11:06and I need you to tell me the truth.
11:08And before you ask, this is one of those things I really mean,
11:11and so is what I'm saying right now about really meaning it.
11:14Okay.
11:15Was it irresponsible of me to drag this army
11:18into a protracted land war just for a drink?
11:21It was maybe a little...
11:23Keep in mind that if you say it's irresponsible,
11:25that means you're siding with Ty.
11:27It was a little irresponsible.
11:29So I should come clean about the boba thing?
11:31I think you gotta.
11:32Damn you.
11:32Kill yourself.
11:33No, don't.
11:34That was a joke.
11:35And me saying that is not a joke,
11:36and neither is this.
11:38Stupendous, I think we have to call off the invasion.
11:41What?
11:41Great idea!
11:42Can I confess something?
11:43I only started this invasion to get a boba.
11:46Can I confess something?
11:47I don't care.
11:48I'm having the time of my life out here.
11:50Really?
11:50Yeah.
11:51I mean, you never come to my fights,
11:53and now look at us.
11:54I don't even care that we're in a quagmire,
11:56as long as we're together.
11:58Unless you think that's dumb?
12:00No, it's not dumb.
12:01It's the noblest reason of all.
12:03Do you know the ancient song,
12:04Cats in the Cradle?
12:05No.
12:06I don't either.
12:07But I can only assume it's about a cat
12:09who jumps into a cradle
12:10and steals a man's baby
12:12before he even gets a chance to know her.
12:14And the cat raises the baby as her own.
12:16And when the baby girl grows up,
12:18she doesn't even recognize her own dad,
12:20because she thinks she's a cat now.
12:23And when he goes to hug her,
12:24she instinctively tears his face off.
12:27That would be my guess, too.
12:28It's a cautionary tale,
12:30and I'm not going to let that happen to us.
12:32You mean it?
12:32Of course I mean it.
12:34This war is completely worth doing
12:35because you deserve it.
12:37Couldn't you have father-daughter time
12:38some other way?
12:39I mean, people are really getting hurt out there.
12:44What is he talking about?
12:47I'm needy.
12:49I needy.
12:51I am.
12:54I am.
12:55Oh, there you go, bro.
12:57Now you're getting it.
12:59Oh, bro, Sidon,
13:00don't forget to teach him the choreography, too.
13:02Oh, yeah.
13:03I want to see full choreo with this thing.
13:05Mom, this doesn't seem right.
13:06Did they just bring him here to humiliate him?
13:08Absolutely.
13:09They don't give away god powers.
13:11He's here for their entertainment.
13:13That's cruel.
13:14You've got to tell him.
13:14Absolutely not.
13:15He needs to learn this lesson for himself.
13:17If you're not going to tell him, I will.
13:19You will do no such thing.
13:20Yes, I will.
13:25Right after this passes.
13:30The cat's in the cradle.
13:32He's stealing the girl.
13:36Raising her up like a cat in the world.
13:40She's never a new daddy, but she knows him now.
13:45And she's going to tear his face.
13:50Victory!
13:51She's going to tear his whole damn face.
13:57Victory!
14:00I drink your boba.
14:06I drink your boba.
14:07Dad, look out!
14:24Do you always have that arrow there?
14:30Well, well, well.
14:33Looks like your daughter's not going to make it.
14:35Shut up, you smelly balloon.
14:37Yeah, shut up!
14:38You want to know what brought your father all this way?
14:40It was for a drink.
14:42I already know that.
14:43I'm fine with it.
14:44I had fun.
14:45We bonded.
14:46Is everyone catching the tragedy here?
14:48Guy who never thinks of anyone else gives up his own daughter for a drink?
14:53A daughter so blinded by the sociopath, she dies for him.
14:57I did what I did, and I'd do it again.
14:59Stupendous.
15:00That's lovely of you to say, but I can't let it end like this.
15:04Wait.
15:05I've heard monster blood can save Cyclopses.
15:12Scott, why are you looking away?
15:14I don't know.
15:14It seems weird.
15:16There's nothing weird about it.
15:17Is anything happening?
15:18No.
15:19Right, so the monster blood thing was a myth.
15:21Our doctors could save her.
15:22They could?
15:23Ours haven't progressed past fire ants.
15:25Wow, say it to my face, dude.
15:28We're an advanced civilization.
15:29We made a smoothie chewable.
15:31We can save her life right now.
15:33All you have to do is say thank you.
15:35Well, that's easy.
15:36Wait, Dad, don't.
15:38What?
15:38This guy's an absolute turd.
15:41You know what?
15:41People like you are the reason people love my dad.
15:44He lives for the moment, and he doesn't like rules.
15:47That's why everyone wants to hang out with him.
15:49And that's why I wanted to invade your country with him.
15:53Dad, never apologize for being you.
15:56Just let me die.
15:57Don't give this guy the satisfaction.
16:00No, that's dumb.
16:01Say thank you.
16:02Thank you, thank you.
16:03For the love of God, thank you.
16:07I am an idiot loser.
16:17I am an idiot loser.
16:26Hey, keep going, keep going.
16:28They're excited.
16:30It's a bigger choreo.
16:32I am an idiot loser.
16:35Oh, this is a setup, isn't it?
16:36What?
16:37No, bro, it's just a little hazing.
16:39So I am getting my special power?
16:42Absolutely.
16:43But first, you've got to drink from this chalice.
16:46Chalice!
16:47Chalice!
16:48Chalice!
16:49Chalice!
16:50Chalice!
16:50We've got to get him out of here.
16:52Chalice!
16:53Chalice!
16:54Chalice!
16:54It's at some point.
16:56I know this is a joke.
16:57There's no superpower.
16:58You don't know that!
16:59Drink it!
17:00Drink the wine!
17:01This is dumb.
17:01I'm really being played here.
17:03Maybe not, though?
17:07Okay, that spit.
17:09Who's to say godspit isn't the magic ingredient?
17:13Is it?
17:14Well, you tell me.
17:15Because I now grant you the demigod power of flying!
17:22Go ahead, try it out.
17:25I present to you, Tyrannus.
17:29An idiot loser who thought he didn't have to pay me a tribute.
17:37Ty, it's me.
17:38Mom, you knew this was a setup and you still let it happen?
17:41I thought about warning you, but you were being such a pain,
17:44I decided to let you learn the lesson for yourself.
17:46What lesson?
17:47Never trust gods.
17:49I just wanted a special power so badly.
17:51I admit it.
17:52I want to feel special.
17:53I'm going to give you your special power right now.
17:55Stand up and look at them calmly like you don't care.
18:02Hey, wait, I just humiliated you.
18:04Look, more hearts!
18:05Come on!
18:06You lost!
18:07What the hell is this?
18:08What are you doing?
18:08It's like he doesn't care about us.
18:11Stop not caring.
18:12You're ruining it!
18:14Feels good, doesn't it?
18:16I'd feel a little better if I had an actual power.
18:18All right, but I'm only going to do this once.
18:20Point at something.
18:31I'm glad you finally learned your lesson.
18:34You're a strange, sad man.
18:35But to thank you for saving my daughter's life, I give you all your land back.
18:39I'm afraid it's not that simple.
18:41Why not?
18:42Because you beat me.
18:44Monster code number four clearly states, monster beat monster, monster stay win.
18:48So I literally cannot give you your land back?
18:51The code says no.
18:52What if you win it back?
18:54That I'll allow.
18:55Dad?
18:56I'm not so sure we're going to be able to convince my army to lose on purpose.
19:00It shouldn't be that hard.
19:01It's the same basic formula.
19:02We gather on this field to lose every bit of ground we just won.
19:08But I'm not asking you to lose for me.
19:11I'm asking you to lose for freedom.
19:15Our enemies don't want us to lose.
19:18They think we can't lose.
19:20But I believe in you.
19:22And I know that when we freedom together, we freedom for the freedom of freedom.
19:34Extra, extra, crop up.
19:36Crappopolis army getting ass kicked.
19:38Crappopolis conquers Boba then loses it.
19:41Stupendous almost dies in battle.
19:43Has to get saved by enemy doctor.
19:46Father-daughter outing kills thousands for nothing.
19:49Oh crap, Dad.
19:50How do we keep Ty from finding out about this?
19:53It's on all the vases.
19:54Oh, he can't find out.
19:55He'll lord it over us forever.
19:57We need something to knock this story off the vases before he gets back.
20:01It's gotta be a huge news story.
20:03Scott, I have an order for you, and it's going to sound a lot like a joke, but I swear
20:08to you it's not.
20:10Extra, extra, read all about it.
20:12King's assistant dresses up as gorilla and starts throwing his feces everywhere, shouting,
20:17I am gorilla boy, gorilla boy need wife, and then insists on getting married to another gorilla.
20:22Sounds like I've missed some news.
20:24It was a crazy week.
20:25It's harder to run a city than you think, isn't it?
20:28So true.
20:29And what have you been up to?
20:30I had my demigod ceremony.
20:32I'm sorry I missed it.
20:33Yes, you would have loved it.
20:37Oh, hey Scott, congratulations.
20:39Hey.
20:55I don't know, the bubble things are annoying.
20:58The bubble things are the whole point.
21:00Can I get one without bubbles?
21:01That's just a smoothie.
21:03I love smoothies.
21:04So does everyone, but this takes them up a notch.
21:06I think it takes them down several notches.
21:11I just keep worrying it's going to get caught in my throat.
21:14What a stupid thing to...
21:24I call that the stoop maneuver.
21:27At half strength, it saves lives.
21:31Did you get any of that?
21:35Bento.