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06:47Del said you got kicked in the head by a mule
06:49Oh did Del
06:50That was like six years ago
06:53Also four years ago
06:54Point is, I'm fine now
06:56Great, take some earrings
06:58Your ears aren't even pierced
07:00What are you doing?
07:01Feeding
07:03In
07:07Tyrannus, I fixed the famine
07:08Really dad, how did you do it?
07:10I ate two birds with one gulp
07:12And solved your love life as well
07:13I had a chap with my old friend Askil
07:15The cannibal king
07:16Wait, and this was to solve our food crisis
07:19It's not what you're thinking
07:20Turns out he has a daughter, Viserra
07:22And she's ready to be married off and produce heirs
07:24Dad, tell me you haven't traded me for grain
07:27Not at all
07:28I've simply promised you in marriage to the princess
07:31As a trade
07:32For grain
07:33Unbelievable
07:33I don't know if you know this
07:35But that bog woman is not going to call
07:37Where are you going?
07:38I'm still waiting for my kudos
07:40We're going to kill asses
07:41Because all you've succeeded in
07:43Is getting me to do your job
07:45And now I'm taking time out of my busy day
07:47To go to classes to fix this
07:48When you say busy day, you mean
07:50I was mopping
07:51Not if you don't change the water, you're not
07:53You're just pushing the dirt around
07:59Calassian fried children
08:01It's finger licking, finger licking
08:03Try our family bucket
08:04Which includes one whole family
08:06Chick-fil-a
08:07Chick as in the mildly derogatory term for women
08:10And fillet for the method of cutting them up
08:12Five guys
08:14Four guys
08:16And you were worried about the cannibalism?
08:18It's a delight
08:19I just have to figure out a way to get out of this marriage
08:21Without ruining our trade relationship with Askel
08:24Shouldn't you at least meet the princess first?
08:26You might like her
08:26The cannibal princess
08:28So she eats people
08:29We all have our quirks
08:30Askel, my old friend
08:32Schlub, welcome back
08:34Prince Tyrannus
08:35Good to meet you
08:36We've met many times
08:37Have we?
08:38I don't remember that
08:39Schlub, you assured me that he had generous birthing hips
08:42I suppose I see his hips with the father's eyes
08:44Well, tonight, Tyrannus will meet Viserra
08:47And if she accepts him, they'll be wed at once
08:50Hold on
08:51If she accepts me
08:52I assumed this was all set in stone
08:54We're cannibals, not mustables
08:56We don't marry people off without their consent
08:58Interesting
08:59She's got to want to marry me
09:01And of course, if the wedding falls through, she'll be exiled
09:04From here?
09:05That doesn't sound so terrible
09:06All I need to do to get out of this marriage
09:09Is to make exile seem more appealing than being with me
09:12Are you sure about this, Ty?
09:14I've never been more prepared for anything in my life
09:17Stupendous, you shouldn't be here
09:19Why?
09:20You don't think I'm good enough?
09:21Don't think I can pull off a floppy hat?
09:23She only invited us because I'm a goddess queen
09:26Which is a whole other kind of special status of god
09:30No, it isn't
09:31You made that up
09:32Yes, but that's the point
09:34They don't know that
09:35I've got them in a wonderful panic about it
09:38But it's a very delicate balance
09:40And they would love to uncover the lie
09:42Wait
09:42You don't think I can keep a secret?
09:44Come on, mom
09:45I'm a soldier
09:46Which means you're good at murder
09:48But bad at lying
09:50The whole honor thing
09:52You know why everyone here wears big hats and eye blockers?
09:55To hide the faces they're lying off
09:57What are the earrings for?
09:59To elongate the neck
10:00Keep up
10:01The fact is
10:02You were invited so they could grill you
10:04So if you can't lie
10:05I'll lose this new status I've worked semi-hard for
10:09For however long it's been
10:10A couple of weeks
10:11What have you taught me?
10:12To lie?
10:13Hmm
10:14I am an expert at lying
10:16If we buckle down and really work hard
10:20I'm sure it would work
10:21You think so?
10:22No
10:22That was a lie
10:23I've got my work cut out for me
10:25So, Viserra
10:27Let's talk about your interests
10:28Okay
10:29Well
10:29Wow, very cool
10:31Oh, I barely said anything
10:32Yes, I still interrupted you
10:34Now I'll talk about me for a bit
10:35Just until the light goes out of your eyes
10:37I still don't see why you wouldn't at least consider the marriage
10:40She's gorgeous
10:41Way out of your league
10:43Thanks, Dad
10:44Tell me, Viserra
10:45Do you like alternative comedy?
10:47Or anti-comedy?
10:48Where the humor's more conceptual
10:49And challenges people's assumptions
10:51About what it even means to be funny
10:52Oh, I love it
10:54Well, I wonder whether you really know the kind of thing I'm talking about
10:58If you do, you probably don't completely understand it
11:01I'll be happy to take you to see someone explain the jokes to you
11:03Seriously?
11:04Would you?
11:05Oh, you are so generous with your expertise
11:09Ever seen a thigh that's skinnier than its adjoining calf?
11:13Ooh, yeah, I think it's hot
11:15I like that you're built like a marionette
11:17Someone whittled while drunk
11:18Come, slug
11:19Let's leave young lovers to their loving
11:21Bye
11:22Want a kiss?
11:23I should mention that it's customary for the bride
11:26To take a ceremonial bite out of the groom's lip
11:28Oh, is that
11:30Are you, um, hold on
11:33Are you onto me?
11:34You mean the fact that you're trying to repel me?
11:37Yeah, good luck with that
11:38You mean you want to marry me?
11:41You know what?
11:41I'm not wild about the idea
11:42But it's the only way I can eventually run this place
11:45And I'm not trying to get exiled
11:47Wouldn't it be better to be exiled and free
11:49To do what you want instead of being forced to do what your dad wants here?
11:53What I want is to create the best possible classes
11:55I actually think I'd be a pretty great leader
11:58Making improvements
11:59Improvements?
12:00Like adding another toddler buffet
12:01Ty, it's a small city
12:03How many toddler buffets do we really need?
12:06You actually have a...
12:08Oh, hey, you're funny
12:09Thanks
12:10Coming from a comedy expert, that means a lot
12:15Okay, stupendous
12:16Lying is just like strangling a man
12:18It's sweaty work that doesn't feel good at first
12:20Disagree
12:21First strangle is famously the best
12:24But with practice, it becomes second nature
12:26And I need you to not give away that goddess queen is a scam
12:30So, repeat after me
12:31I love your hair
12:33I love your hair?
12:34Terrible, again
12:35Oh, that's just water weight
12:38I couldn't help you move
12:40I was sick with an illness that killed both of my grandmas
12:43What?
12:44You totally have the bone structure to pull off a pixie cut
12:48What a beautiful infant child
12:50That one feels like a stretch
12:52Not if you sell it
12:54Sure, I'd love to see a play
12:57Sure, I'd love to see a play
12:58Sure, I'd love to see a play
13:01Wait, do that last one again
13:02Second to last
13:03Sure, I'd love to see a play
13:05By Zeus, I think you've got it
13:07Really?
13:08Nah, but the party's starting
13:09And if we're late, we won't get a swag bag
13:12Slab, old friend
13:13Soon-to-be family
13:15Yes, I hope so
13:16I know so
13:17Guess I'll be spending a lot more time here
13:19And you in Crapopolis
13:21In Crapopolis?
13:22When you come to visit Viserra
13:24Oh, I see
13:25No, Tyrannus and Viserra will live here
13:28Colossus is a closed society
13:30After the wedding, your son will never be able to leave
13:33Never be able to leave?
13:35Have a drink with me
13:36I thought you'd never ask
13:39What the?
13:40This isn't wine?
13:41Of course it's not
13:42You're in Colossus
13:43It doesn't taste like blood
13:44No, it's cranberry juice
13:46I don't drink
13:47I'm sure we've tippled together in the past
13:49That time at the tavern
13:50Mocktails
13:51You do know you're in a dry society, right?
13:54There was still some in there
13:56No drinking
13:56My son can never leave
13:58But I suppose he'll be happy here with your daughter
14:00The main thing he'll be expected to do
14:02Is produce many strapping female heirs
14:05Oh, that part doesn't sound so bad
14:07Via monogamous procreative sex
14:09A missionary only, obviously
14:11I have to save my boy!
14:16Wait, you let the people choose their leader
14:19And they chose your dad
14:21I know, rookie mistake, right?
14:24Okay
14:24Alright, yep
14:25Yes, my misfortune is hilarious
14:27It isn't not
14:29I mean, it's cool you invented an electoral process, really
14:33But, oof, should have seen that coming
14:35You have a nice laugh
14:36I can't tell if you're flirting now or still trying to drive me away
14:39I acknowledge that it is probably hard to tell the difference
14:41Wow, and you didn't win the election
14:43Ha ha
14:49So, I feel like I have to ask
14:51About the cannibal thing
14:53Cannibal thing?
14:54Come on, Ty
14:55Do I come to your city and police your customs?
14:58Well, no, I just...
14:58I'm kidding, mostly
15:00Honestly, it's not something I'm proud of
15:01I know it's a little barbaric
15:03But a good butt sandwich or some crispy raider belly
15:05Oof
15:06I might not be a good enough person to completely give that stuff up
15:09That tasty, huh?
15:11You gonna try some?
15:12No, no, no
15:17Okay, you can do this
15:19One last time
15:20My mom's a goddess queen
15:21Which is a whole nother level of god
15:23So that's cool
15:24You were right
15:25Lion felt bad at first
15:26But then I just started believing my own lies
15:29This feels like the day I gave birth to you
15:31And that I have once again created a monster
15:33Now, go forth and fudge
15:35You're not wrong
15:36He's wrong
15:38Hey, what you're doing isn't stupid
15:40It's brave
15:42Goat
15:43I've seen goats
15:44And nobody at this party seems like a goat
15:46It's not a wart
15:47It's just a bump
15:48Warts are contagious
15:50Oh, I am so glad you're enjoying the party
15:53Has either of you had the chance to say hello to Alethea?
15:59Alethea is here
16:00I love her
16:01I'm going to go and say hi right now
16:03Right over there
16:04Yes, forgot we just have to, um
16:06Alethea is the personification of truth
16:08She can detect any falsehood
16:10No matter how convincingly fibbed
16:12Oh, personifications are the worst
16:16Oh, really?
16:19Where do you stand on arranged marriage?
16:22Outdated, paternalistic
16:24When I'm queen, I'll abolish the practice
16:26As you should
16:27Although if you like the person at all
16:29Oh, you mean like if you thought he was kind of cute in a weird way
16:33Do you?
16:34I mean, would one?
16:36Wait, I'm sorry
16:36Was the biting thing real?
16:39Do you want it to be?
16:42I spent weeks designing this table scheme
16:45What are you doing?
16:46Son, I just wanted you to have a girlfriend
16:48And to trade you for grain
16:49But if you live here, I'll never see you again
16:52I didn't say you can't see him
16:53You said I'd have to come to a city with no drinking
16:56And a dim view on adulterous shenanigans
16:59Like I'm going to come to a place with no shenanigans
17:01Stop spreading hairs
17:02The deal is off
17:03We'll get out grain somewhere else
17:05It's not just the grain
17:06If you call off this marriage, Viserra will be exiled
17:09And our friendship will be so off
17:11So be it
17:12My son deserves a life of freedom
17:14Why?
17:14And to be the lazy one on the bottom sometimes
17:17Why should he do all the work?
17:19I'll call you
17:22I should have known
17:23This was all a trap
17:24To prove my goddess queen status is a lie
17:27I have a plan
17:28Stupendous, you can't dupe Aletheia
17:30Even I'm not phony enough to pull that off
17:33We're not going to lie to her
17:34You're going to slip out the back
17:35And I'm going to lie to everybody else
17:37That's your plan
17:38Fleeing
17:39No, slipping out
17:41That's how a goddess queen leaves a party
17:43Rudely and without saying goodbye
17:45Oh my god
17:47That almost sounded like a thing
17:48If I've learned anything here
17:50It's that social rules are just lies
17:52That more than two people believe
17:53But how will you get out of talking to Aletheia?
17:55I'll tell her I gotta hit the can
17:57It's technically never a lie
18:00You changed your mind
18:01How was I supposed to know?
18:02I don't know
18:03Reading the room
18:03Picking up on subtle cues
18:05I've never really had to do that
18:07I prefer huge cues
18:08Sarah was smart
18:09Beautiful
18:10Passionate about civilization
18:11I liked her, dad
18:13And not to give up wine
18:14And a world of sexual options
18:16For me
18:16To give those things up
18:18Briefly
18:18If I ever want to see my son
18:20Honestly?
18:21Yes
18:21And I know that's actually
18:22A legitimate sacrifice for you
18:24So
18:24Yeah
18:24That much
18:28Somehow things are worse off
18:29Than they started
18:31Wait a moment
18:32You're not new, Scott
18:34I'm sorry I tried to keep you
18:36From the party
18:37It's okay
18:38I just thought you were ashamed of me
18:39Stupendous
18:40I've never been ashamed of you
18:42Come on, Mom
18:43Don't bull poop
18:44A freshly minted bull pooper
18:46Well, I've certainly never been
18:47Less ashamed of you
18:48Than I am today
18:49That I can maybe believe
18:51One question
18:52Why did you even tell Scott
18:54Where you were going?
18:55Hmm?
18:55I tell Scott everything
18:56What?
18:58King Schlub?
18:59Prince Tyrannus
19:00Has answered your summons
19:01Right, send him in
19:04Dad
19:04You're very awake at midday
19:06I'm as surprised as you
19:07I've given a lot of thought to before
19:09When I needed help
19:10And you said no
19:10I should have just bailed you out
19:12Like you asked
19:13You may have messed up my love life
19:15But you never asked to be king
19:16You shouldn't have to do it alone
19:17I know
19:18I needed a number two
19:19Which is why I decided to get one
19:21Right after I stopped laughing
19:23At the words number two
19:24Ha ha ha
19:24There I go again
19:25It's actually the number part
19:27That's the funniest
19:28When you get past the front-facing
19:30Funny of feces
19:31No, it's the two
19:32Wait, it's the feces
19:34Well, I'm not sure I want to do it
19:36As a permanent position
19:37But I'd be happy to help you out
19:38Now and then
19:39Oh, you misunderstand
19:40I went in another direction
19:43Hi, Ty
19:44Princess Viserra?
19:46Although it's just Viserra now
19:47Exile and all
19:48Which made her easy to hire
19:50I remember you said
19:51She was passionate about civilization
19:53How on earth did you retain that?
19:55No clue
19:56All I know is
19:57She seemed like the girl for the job
19:59Thanks, Dad
19:59This was kingy of you
20:01Viserra, you may start doing work immediately
20:04And now, time for a nap
20:06Scott, I'm back
20:07So, you're welcome, by the way
20:09For getting me exiled
20:11I was gonna say
20:12Getting you your dream job
20:13And out of exile
20:15Hmm, pretty sure that was your dad
20:16I just hope it's not tense
20:18Working with your ex
20:19Okay, we were never together
20:20We were pretty close
20:21Admit it
20:22We had a
20:23We had a moment
20:24Okay, maybe we had a moment
20:27Aha!
20:27Or maybe
20:28I was just being nice
20:30Because I was hoping to dragoon you into marriage
20:32Then turn you into my patsy
20:33For my own craven uses
20:34Guess we'll never know
20:35See you around the kingdom
20:36I'll be fine with either one of those things
20:38For the record
20:41Dragoon?
20:44And then he said
20:45So I'm just out of the job now
20:47What am I going to do?
20:51Oh, Scott
20:52He's always been my favorite
20:54Always your favorite?
20:56Good wine, by the way
20:57Oh, yeah
20:57I thought we ran out of wine
20:59Glad you like it
21:00Hippo, did you solve the famine while we were gone?
21:03Oh, no
21:03Not at all
21:04This is all we have
21:05Tiny rat feet can only stomp
21:06So many grapes
21:07And tiny rat nipples
21:08Can only make so much rat milk cheese
21:10It's been that way
21:11Since there's been nipples on rats
21:13Tiny what?
21:15Carlos, Elliot, Ethan
21:16Get in here
21:19And those rats
21:20What was the thing you were saying?
21:22Can only make so much?
21:24Oh my god
21:25The rat milk cheese is actually really good
21:28Right?
21:29Right?
21:30Right?
21:31Did you get any of that?
21:35Bento
21:35Bento
21:35Bento
21:35Bento
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