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Amberlynn mukangs ramen noodles. We meet Rafe and Hannah for the first time at a yard sale then they go on YouNow when they get to Amberlynn's house. When Rafe and Hannah leave, Amberlynn eats some rice she ordered with sushi earlier. She suggests she would do a collab with Nikocado Avocado and we see them go shopping together. We head to the grocery section to do some shopping with the two. Next we are in the cheese section before we find out Amberlynn's favorite diet food. They hit up the shoes, jewelry and a couple other sections of the store. After shopping with the Avocado, we take a look back at the other avocado that ruined her life.
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00:00:00Hey guys right now I am boiling some water because I'm going to be doing a mukbang for you all
00:00:06with
00:00:06black noodle soup. I have tried this once. It was the other night because Crystal also bought one
00:00:12but I wanted to not eat mine yet. I wanted to do a mukbang with it so I tried just
00:00:16a bite and it's
00:00:17pretty good. It's not as spicy as I thought it would be so that kind of sucks because I was
00:00:20gonna do like the wannabe spicy challenge. Normally ramen is square. This is circle.
00:00:31Will it even fit in here? Yes. The water hasn't boiled yet but I still put the noodle in there.
00:00:37On the inside got some vegetable mix, soup base, and more soupies. Okay you guys I have not done a
00:00:48mukbang in quite some time. It feels like it's been a while for me. I think the last one I
00:00:53did
00:00:53was like a chips and salsa one. Hey guys! Okay so welcome to my mukbang. Okay my mukbangs are super
00:01:00exciting. Today we're just gonna do like a snack type deal. I was really craving chips and salsa
00:01:04and I was like you know what let's do that but today black noodle soup spicy no msg made in
00:01:11the
00:01:11USA zero trans fat. I can't pronounce this right here but the brand is non-gisham. There's three
00:01:18different things that I'm gonna be putting inside. We have a black suolong tang soup base so I guess
00:01:25I'll add that. This is just the black soup base I guess. Probably what makes it spicy.
00:01:35I am no mukbang professional and I know I say mukbang wrong. Everyone
00:01:41gripes at me because of that but everyone says it different and this is just a vegetable mix.
00:01:47Get that in there.
00:01:53Looks like there's peppers, onions, mushroom and now I'm gonna stir and I have water to drink so.
00:02:02So how are you guys doing? All right let's get into this. I am a twirler.
00:02:10I don't like to make huge messes but we'll see. Yeah I love spicy foods. I really want to do
00:02:15the spicy noodle challenge. I thought this was the noodle for that but it's not. Okay let's get a
00:02:20thumbnail. I feel like a loser because I forgot to take a photo prior. I know a lot of YouTubers
00:02:26do
00:02:26this so I'm just gonna be honest. I feel so dumb.
00:02:37I don't even know. We'll see how that turns out. I used to never do thumbnails but
00:02:41the app that I used to do YouTube recently updated itself so it made it to where I'm able to
00:02:46do
00:02:46thumbnails. I'm like yes. This is pretty good. I'm thinking lately what kind of mukbangs do I want to
00:02:50do. I think I want to do a cauliflower one for sure like cauliflower fried rice or I've been making
00:02:55this like cauliflower shrimp thing which I really like too. My day has not been adventurous in the
00:02:59slightest. I woke up you know did typical morning routine shower this and that. I went on my computer.
00:03:05I watched a few YouTube videos and then I was reading some fan fiction. I do read fan fiction
00:03:10only because uh Becky my girlfriend she sent me a link. She's like this is like really good fan fiction
00:03:15you should read this. So I've been reading that. I don't even want to say what it's about. It's kind
00:03:18of
00:03:18embarrassing. I don't know if I'd get like banned from YouTube for even saying it. Okay
00:03:22actually no I can't. I can't say it. I'm actually too embarrassed and I'm never embarrassed to say
00:03:26anything. I was thinking about making my own fan fiction. Is that weird? I really love writing.
00:03:30Okay this is gonna sound weird too. You guys are about to learn some stuff about me. I might have
00:03:33mentioned this before but this is kind of embarrassing too but this isn't as embarrassing.
00:03:36Do you guys know what role playing is like online where you become a character and you make like a
00:03:41story with
00:03:41someone back and forth? Well I do that but I only do it with two people. I do it with
00:03:45my girlfriend and a friend of mine.
00:03:46I used to do it a lot when I lived in Arizona. I would role play a lot. Before anyone
00:03:50gets any ideas
00:03:52it's not like role play like sexual. It's like role play like drama and like uh fantasy. It could be
00:03:56anything. I've been doing that a lot lately and it's super fun and it's really weird. It's just
00:04:00because I like to write. It's like you're writing a story with someone else. You write a paragraph or
00:04:04two or three however much and then they write the next two or three paragraphs and you guys are both
00:04:08characters in the story. When I say that writing is my passion like that's no joke. I don't just say
00:04:12that to
00:04:13say that I discovered that I loved writing when I was in sixth grade. So it's been a hot minute.
00:04:18I feel like I am good at it. Sometimes I do have writer's block. Lately my body is like Amberlynn
00:04:23write poetry but my mind and my heart is like such a block. It just don't work out. I'm trying
00:04:28to get
00:04:28that mushroom piece. Eating this makes me crave vanilla ice cream or a slushie. I feel like with mukbangs
00:04:33it's hard to come up with topics to talk about. That's why sometimes I shy away from the mukbang life
00:04:37but I do enjoy making them. Y'all should try this though for real. My mouth is on fire but
00:04:42it's like
00:04:42a good spicy. It's not like oh my god I'm gonna die spicy. Some people might think so. My girlfriend
00:04:47does not do spicy. Just like why? Spicy is so good. Like it is pride month by the way. Hi
00:04:53hello fellow
00:04:54family out there. It's June 1st. Pride month. I used to be very in your face like I'm a lesbian
00:05:00like
00:05:00preach pride and I'm not very low-key with that lately. Since it's pride month I kind of want to
00:05:05maybe make
00:05:05some videos about my coming out past relationships or whatever or just like things regarding that.
00:05:10I have had several boyfriends in the past. Several. It never did anything for me. I never felt right.
00:05:17It always felt weird and just like awkward. Something was missing and then every time I had a girlfriend
00:05:21like I felt the butterflies. I felt the attraction. I felt all of that. Another hot topic which is weird
00:05:27is people asking me if I'm asexual like the farthest from. We don't have to get into details but
00:05:33I do have two friends of mine actually who are asexual. If you guys don't know what that is
00:05:37it's kind of just like when someone has no sexual desire and they're not attracted to people in that
00:05:42way. Yeah by far the opposite for me. I just really love pride month. I feel like we all need
00:05:47to come
00:05:47together and just support each other in who we are as people. I feel like that's very important.
00:05:51I'm sad that this is over. This is like really good. My hands are clean. Don't you worry. Oh my
00:05:56god.
00:05:59The last two bites were the worst. I'm dead. I'm done. That's it for me. Hi baby. You can't have
00:06:04none of this. So I hope you guys enjoyed this mukbang. Oh my mouth is burning. I wish I had
00:06:09vanilla ice
00:06:10cream. Oh my god. Maybe some milk. Do I have milk? I don't even know. Damn girl. It's hit me
00:06:15like a like a
00:06:16like a horse. Hit me like a horse. What?
00:06:23It was good. It was tasty. But now I'm like dying. So I hope you guys enjoyed this video. I
00:06:28have a mess
00:06:29to clean up. Dishes to clean. Trash to throw away. I love you guys and I will see you in
00:06:33my next one.
00:06:33Bye. Let's turn you off. Oh bye Twinkie. All right you guys did the mukbang. Now my freaking mouth
00:06:40is on fire. It was good stuff though. It was good stuff. I'm gonna do these few dishes in the
00:06:44sink. Catch
00:06:44up with you later. Someone asked me. Amberlynn do you think you're YouTube famous? And I'm like no.
00:06:52Then they said Amberlynn do you know that people make hate videos about you? And I'm like yeah.
00:06:57And they're like do you know that people make videos about you because they like you? And I'm
00:07:00like yeah. And they said well what do you think about that? I said I guess I'm YouTube famous.
00:07:07I'm just kidding. I love you guys. Okay you guys I uploaded my mukbang. I wasn't sure if I was
00:07:11gonna
00:07:11upload the vlog first or the mukbang first but I decided to do the mukbang because I did you now
00:07:16earlier and I mentioned that I had a vlog and a mukbang and everyone's like mukbang mukbang mukbang
00:07:22hence why I make them. Everyone begs for them but then when I make them people get mad that I
00:07:26do them.
00:07:27What? I'm reading the comments currently and everyone's like Amberlynn you're supposed to leave
00:07:31the broth. Every single video that I have seen where it's like the spicy noodle challenge they never
00:07:36have the broth so I just went off of that. Everyone eats their ramen different. If I have
00:07:41like a regular ramen like top ramen or the marachan whatever it's called I usually have broth. Everyone
00:07:47like I said does it different but I can redo that video if you guys want me to where I
00:07:51have broth
00:07:52and uh switch it up a bit maybe. Add some corn, a fried egg on top, I don't know some
00:07:57scallions,
00:07:58sesame seeds make it a little more interesting. I don't really know but I'm sorry that I didn't have
00:08:03broth. Whoops! I think I'm going to end my vlog though. I hope you guys enjoyed this video. I love
00:08:08you all very much and I appreciate your guys's support and kindness and just amazingness. I will
00:08:13see you guys in my next video. Bye! Hey guys! Okay so today I'm actually gonna be going and hanging
00:08:20out
00:08:20with some friends. It's people that you guys have never met before. I don't really know if I'm gonna be
00:08:24vlogging or not but I just wanted to pop in and say hey. While I'm waiting I'm actually currently watching
00:08:29all of the Pretty Little Liars conspiracy theories on YouTube I get very drawn into that. If you guys
00:08:35watch Pretty Little Liars I'm pretty sure Spencer has a twin. Don't quote me on that but I'm almost
00:08:40positive it's gonna happen but anyways. It looks janky. I see it used to have a towel. This has been
00:08:49broke. Do you still want it now that you see it up close? I don't. No? We're at a yard
00:08:58sale because there's like
00:08:59this big yard sale thing. It's a 25 yard sale. Hi. What is this?
00:09:11Let's take a picture. Oh my gosh. You can vlog with me and my new child. This is your new
00:09:16child?
00:09:17This is my new child. Okay what's her name? Her name? Shelby. Shelby? No Veronica. Veronica.
00:09:24Yes Veronica. She looks like a Veronica. She does. Yes. Veronica. Oh she's a soft body beanbag.
00:09:31This is like the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
00:09:34I kind of like this though. Yeah the pram. I should put Twinkie in this.
00:09:44So if y'all have never seen an old school hair dryer. Yeah. Here's one. I've never seen it before.
00:09:50Dang. And it's a GE too. $5. And it would have a cap that you would put on and then
00:09:58you would attach
00:09:58the hose to the back and then it would just kind of like blow dry your hair. Oh. Yeah. That's
00:10:04pretty
00:10:04neat. All for you. I mean I've been told I have too many veins in the bottom of my tongue.
00:10:09Who is this?
00:10:09I just turned. I'm Rafe. Hi. Do I work? Not currently. I have back problems and a lot of social
00:10:17anxiety
00:10:17surprisingly. Hi. Look there's my hand. I'm vlogging. She's vlogging. Let's see. Put this in your vlog.
00:10:26It's so good. Thank you. They love you. Yes. I love the cussing. I love your rules. I am. Yes.
00:10:34I'm
00:10:34very real. This is 100% in me. Sadly. Friend. Did we meet? We met through Becky. Yeah. Yeah.
00:10:47Becky was like oh there's this chick. And I'm like really? There's a chick? There's a new chick?
00:10:51You're actually talking to somebody. Holy shit. This is magic. Tell me all about her.
00:10:57Stop. I'm dying.
00:11:06Because Becky never talks to anybody. Like at all. That's actually quite flattering. Oh shit.
00:11:12This screams mental health. Thanks.
00:11:19Where is Becky? She's at work. Yeah. Becky's at work. Becky busts her ass at a sawmill.
00:11:24It's the most lesbian place to work ever. It's man glitter. It's lesbian glitter too. You know what
00:11:30I mean. Can I join your squad? Are you a lesbian? Real questions. No, I don't care. You can join
00:11:37the
00:11:37squad. Is that Becky? No, this is Rafe. With an F. Although I would like to go to a rave.
00:11:44This is the
00:11:45same Nina that goes with Crystal. Is it? Yeah. Did you even know that they were dating? They're in love
00:11:51and Nina's moving to Virginia on the 20th. This? Bitch. Are you serious? I'm married. Yes.
00:12:00When did Becky get weight loss surgery? Becky never had weight loss surgery. Becky's never
00:12:04needed weight loss surgery. How did you become friends with Amberlynn and how long have you known her?
00:12:09I've known Amberlynn a couple weeks shy of how long Becky's known Amberlynn. We met when
00:12:15Becky brought her on a double date. For people who don't know, what did Nina do? Okay.
00:12:20Are you getting into it? Yeah. Why do all my friends still pee? And I just sit on it lightly.
00:12:25Let's sit on it lightly and gently. Okay. Well, Becky and Nina, they've been, how long have they been
00:12:31together, Hannah? Four years. Four years Becky and Nina have been together. And everything was great.
00:12:36Fine. Hell, they weren't even talking about getting kids at one point. And then they're having Taco
00:12:43Bell one night watching Orange is the New Black. Nina just kind of just like, oh, yeah, I think we
00:12:49should see other people out of the fucking blue. Spell it, queen. Spell it. Yeah. How did Amberlynn meet
00:12:57Nina if Becky and her are not on speaking chat? Nina. This bitch, listen to this. Nina messaged me on
00:13:04Snapchat one night and she was like, I heard about Becky. Becky told me about you because they did
00:13:11exchange a few texts here and there. It was something like, okay, so. And, um, I guess Becky told
00:13:17Nina about me. So then Nina wanted to see like if I was like legit and like just who I
00:13:21was as a person.
00:13:22So me and Nina became friends and she became scandalous and crazy. Nina messaged me on Snapchat
00:13:29because Becky told her about me because it would exceeding random text messages, like not a lot
00:13:34though. And so Nina like messaged me and was like, you know, I care about Becky and I just want
00:13:39to see
00:13:39like if you're good for her. I was like, whatever. Okay. This is weird. So Nina told me, don't tell
00:13:44Becky though, but I legit told Becky at heart, baby. So I'm going to support her and do that to
00:13:48Becky.
00:13:48Like I told Becky about the whole thing and she was like, you know what? Be friends with her and
00:13:50see
00:13:51how she is. And I was like, okay. Well, I really did become friends with Nina and we really did
00:13:54become like really good friends, which is really weird. And then I kind of saw Nina's true colors.
00:13:59I'm kind of over it. So while me and Nina were friends, everybody just keeps saying,
00:14:02I thought you didn't like drama in Berlin. I thought you didn't like drama.
00:14:07I don't. Did you just visit Nina a couple of days ago?
00:14:10I was in a couple of days. My vlogs are old.
00:14:13I only did because we're school.
00:14:15I need to draw a diagram to explain this.
00:14:17Yes. This is how lesbians work. So what do you think of Crystal and her dating now?
00:14:22Wait, hold on. I'm going to spill some more tea, whatever that means.
00:14:25Hey! Look at that. Didn't Nina send you nudes?
00:14:30Okay. Wait, what?
00:14:32Yeah. I thought Becky said that Nina sent you nudes.
00:14:34Did she tell you to talk about nudes?
00:14:36Well, nudes close enough.
00:14:39That was kind of weird. And all the time Becky did everything like
00:14:42her date on and Nina had no idea.
00:14:44Anyways, the whole thing is in the past.
00:14:47Like, it's over. I think I'm over it.
00:14:49I heard Crystal's love.
00:14:50Crystal's still my best friend. But, I mean, Nina made...
00:14:54What?
00:14:55Yeah, Crystal's my best friend.
00:14:57Wait, what?
00:14:58What?
00:14:58Crystal's been my best friend for seven years.
00:15:00Oh, okay.
00:15:01But she lives in Virginia.
00:15:02Oh, okay.
00:15:03Okay.
00:15:03When is Amberlynn moving?
00:15:04Oh, no.
00:15:05Oh, yeah. Becky goes with everything.
00:15:06I haven't seen the pictures, but I was just like, are you kidding me?
00:15:11It made me feel...
00:15:11I was livid.
00:15:12Okay, let me tell you more.
00:15:13I was fucking livid.
00:15:14I swear to God.
00:15:15So, I feel...
00:15:17You're mine.
00:15:19It's so cute.
00:15:20What does Nina look like?
00:15:21Uh, red, short hair.
00:15:24I'm with Crystal!
00:15:27And Nina!
00:15:29I missed you so much.
00:15:31I missed you.
00:15:32Isn't this awesome?
00:15:34Uh, big hips.
00:15:38Tweaky tour!
00:15:40It looks like somebody drew on her with a Sharpie.
00:15:43Her tattoos are from scratcher tats.
00:15:45Like, scratcher artists.
00:15:46I pay good money for my tattoos.
00:15:48Thank you very much.
00:15:49You and Nina gonna fight?
00:15:50I'd punch the bitch.
00:15:51She could come at me.
00:15:52I'll just take her out by the ankles.
00:15:53She couldn't get up.
00:15:54Did Nina cheat?
00:15:55I don't know if Nina cheated, but it wouldn't surprise me.
00:15:59Amberlynn, have you gone to Costco since signing up?
00:16:02Okay, so we've been wanting the Costco membership for a while, so...
00:16:08I think we're gonna do that.
00:16:12What?
00:16:13Can we just go in there?
00:16:14You just...
00:16:14Yeah.
00:16:15You just go in, I guess.
00:16:18And then your...
00:16:19Your subscriber says it goes to Costco.
00:16:22So you can do it.
00:16:23Three, two, one.
00:16:25Oh, all right.
00:16:25Smile!
00:16:26I did.
00:16:29Good job.
00:16:29Are we out in Jess?
00:16:30Okay, so we just got out of Costco.
00:16:32We ended up getting the memberships.
00:16:33That's awesome.
00:16:34And the lady who did the membership, she was like, I'm gonna look you up on YouTube.
00:16:38Because you had to say, like, what your job was.
00:16:39And I put YouTube, whatever.
00:16:40She was like, I'm gonna look you up.
00:16:41So if you're watching this, hey, girl.
00:16:43You're super nice.
00:16:45So we just got...
00:16:46I needed some more, like, shampoo and conditioner, so I got that.
00:16:49I got all this popcorn I wanted.
00:16:51And we got some, um, like, plates, some...
00:16:56What is this?
00:16:57It's for...
00:16:58It's, like, for ice or whatever.
00:17:00Stuff to clean the toilet.
00:17:01Some bowls.
00:17:02Some diet soda.
00:17:07And yeah, so I'm gonna go park the car right wherever the heck those are at.
00:17:12I'll see you in a little bit.
00:17:18Did Destiny cheat?
00:17:21Wow.
00:17:21You lied about Destiny cheating on you.
00:17:24I did not lie about Destiny cheating on me.
00:17:26The whole time, I did not think that she physically cheated on me.
00:17:29I did not think that she emotionally cheated on me.
00:17:31It wasn't until recently, she finally was like, yeah, I did emotionally cheat.
00:17:35And that's when I had to be like, oh, wow.
00:17:38Okay, she did.
00:17:39That's not a lie.
00:17:40She finally told me that she did.
00:17:42No!
00:17:47Did Elle set up Nina and Crystal?
00:17:49Why would she do that if she didn't like her?
00:17:51I liked Nina at the time.
00:17:53This was forever ago.
00:17:54What happened between Crystal and Nina?
00:17:57No!
00:17:57I can't!
00:17:58I can't!
00:17:58I can't!
00:17:59I can't!
00:18:01You literally just saw Nina.
00:18:02I'm so confused.
00:18:06This is my girlfriend, baby.
00:18:10Okay, so it's time for the weigh-in.
00:18:11Is Nina and Crystal still dating?
00:18:15Yeah, yeah.
00:18:16Rafe, do you like Destiny?
00:18:17I never met Destiny.
00:18:19So, I mean, from what I've heard, I don't really like her.
00:18:22But I can't really say until I've met her, met her.
00:18:25Me and Becky and Hannah, my wife, who is standing off camera.
00:18:29No, Becky doesn't smoke.
00:18:30No, no, Becky doesn't smoke.
00:18:33I do.
00:18:36Nina put her foot down and didn't let Amberlynn go to Crystal's for the summer.
00:18:41Big fan here from Spain.
00:18:42Hello, Laura from Spain.
00:18:45I am Rafe from Amberlynn's Red Couch.
00:18:49Are y'all afraid of loose skin if you'll always lose weight?
00:18:52I am, but if I'm planning on having weight loss surgery, I've been actually doing the
00:19:00insurance and everything for weight loss surgery for the past 10 months.
00:19:06I went down a bit.
00:19:09I'm not going to lie, I've yo-yoed a lot, but that's because I haven't, I'm not going to
00:19:15lie, I haven't been putting myself to it the way I should.
00:19:17What kind of diet am I going to?
00:19:19I try to do low carb, low cal, and I try to eat things that don't come out of a
00:19:27package.
00:19:28If I don't fix it myself, I don't eat it.
00:19:31That's just how I do.
00:19:33That's why I don't eat.
00:19:36That was Hannah.
00:19:37When are you getting the surgery?
00:19:39That is still up in the air because I'm switching from one place to another because the doctor
00:19:45is really mean.
00:19:47He's not nice.
00:19:49And you need to keep that madness, you need that meanness to keep you in check sometimes.
00:19:54This is true, but he's literally making my anxiety so bad that I don't go to appointments.
00:20:01I make appointments and then I just never show up.
00:20:09And Berlin, do you plan on moving in with your girlfriend?
00:20:14Chicken livers, yeah, chicken livers, but you can deep fry anything with batter and people
00:20:20will eat it down here.
00:20:21It's sad.
00:20:22That's what?
00:20:25Are you a pillow princess?
00:20:28Hannah is.
00:20:29Oh my God.
00:20:30Fucking pillow queen.
00:20:31All I do is work, work, work.
00:20:33Honestly, I like to get...
00:20:37I don't want to sing.
00:20:41Okay, go ahead.
00:20:42Ooh, I want to hear this.
00:20:43Yeah, settle down, get comfy.
00:20:45I'm going to relax.
00:20:48Okay.
00:20:49Okay.
00:20:50Hannah's going to sing for us, guys.
00:20:58Yay!
00:21:01Oh my God!
00:21:02It's like, we can't hear Hannah.
00:21:03Can't hear, can't hear, can't hear, can't hear, can't hear.
00:21:05We can't hear.
00:21:06Oh my gosh, that was weird.
00:21:08The mic only works up close.
00:21:10Do you have a place for a microphone?
00:21:12Because if you do, I will literally bring microphones.
00:21:14I have microphones.
00:21:16Are you twin sisters?
00:21:18No.
00:21:18No, we're not related in the least bit.
00:21:20Hannah's going to sing for you guys again.
00:21:22What city of the USA are you from?
00:21:25Well, do you want to know where I was born,
00:21:27where I was conceived, or where I live?
00:21:29You look more in love with her than with Becky.
00:21:33What?
00:21:34You look more in love with her than with Becky.
00:21:37What does it mean?
00:21:41I'm not even in love with anyone.
00:21:42What does that even mean?
00:21:44Girl, if I'm taking it slow.
00:21:49Take it off.
00:21:50Take off the sunglasses.
00:21:54How do I look in love with someone?
00:21:59She'll be guessing while we're ready.
00:22:00No one's ever seen me and Becky together.
00:22:02That's a single big fan.
00:22:03Wait, didn't you ask for a video?
00:22:04I mean, it was like very, like, we're making chocolate gravy.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10And she wanted me to vlog that, and I was like, for real?
00:22:13And so I did.
00:22:14Why do you gain weight?
00:22:16Because I eat, and I don't work out, and I don't eat right.
00:22:19I'm sorry.
00:22:20God.
00:22:21What did we eat today?
00:22:23I had some sushi.
00:22:24I had sushi.
00:22:24You had sushi.
00:22:26I'm not white.
00:22:27Yeah, well.
00:22:28That's my goal is to get married.
00:22:31Have you had Amber Lynch chocolate gravy?
00:22:33No, that came from a package.
00:22:34I did not make that Becky did.
00:22:38I've never had it such a thing.
00:22:40I love chocolate gravy.
00:22:41My grandma used to make chocolate gravy.
00:22:43That's nice.
00:22:43Becky ate it so different from me.
00:22:45What?
00:22:46She, like, put Hela in her bowl and, like, dipped.
00:22:48I was like, that's how you're supposed to do it?
00:22:51Like, I made my plate before she did hers.
00:22:53And I was just, like, a bit of hell.
00:22:55You want to know what me and Becky's song is?
00:22:57What?
00:22:58I'll change it probably.
00:22:59Aww.
00:22:59And this one that she said, it's part, um, Smashing Pumpkins.
00:23:07What song is it?
00:23:08What song is it?
00:23:08My favorite by Smashing Pumpkins.
00:23:10It was something about sleeping.
00:23:12In your arms, in the arms of sleep.
00:23:21I had the music on my thing and Unchained Melody came on.
00:23:24Becky walked down the stairs and said, Grace, making you now cute.
00:23:28And we started slow dancing.
00:23:29Oh, my love, my darling.
00:23:34I've hungered on your touch alone.
00:23:39Lonely time, when time goes by.
00:24:03How did me and you meet, Hannah?
00:24:06Yeah, me and Hannah went to a really backwoods private Christian school.
00:24:11It sucked.
00:24:13How do you wipe yourself?
00:24:13Well, you get the toilet paper.
00:24:14Sometimes I don't put it on the roll.
00:24:17You, you know, throw it off your hands.
00:24:19And then you do it like this action.
00:24:21And then you do it like swipey, swipey, and you do it a few times, you know?
00:24:25How old are you, Rafa?
00:24:27I am 26.
00:24:29Would you guys want my 600 pounds?
00:24:30I'm not 600 pounds.
00:24:32I wouldn't be approved.
00:24:33Do you guys double date often?
00:24:34We do about every weekend now.
00:24:36Rafe, you should get your own you now.
00:24:38How do you do to you now?
00:24:39I've just, Amberlynn was just like, I fucking dare you.
00:24:42And I was just like, okay.
00:24:44Oh, there are you.
00:24:46Rafe, where do you work?
00:24:48I currently work for a healthcare home, healthcare.
00:24:53Actually, I work for Hannah's mom.
00:24:57People are so mean.
00:24:58How do you not let it get you down?
00:24:59Yeah, answer that.
00:25:01Because I don't give a crock of shit about what people think about me.
00:25:04I know who I am as a person behind the camera, and that's all that matters.
00:25:07Okay, tell them of you and Becky have been friends.
00:25:09Me and Becky have been friends for 13 years.
00:25:13Oh, there's Hannah.
00:25:15Is this real?
00:25:16No, this is fake.
00:25:18Do I want to lose weight?
00:25:19Yes, my goal weight is somewhere around 190.
00:25:23For my body height and build and everything, because I'm almost six foot tall,
00:25:29that would be my goal size.
00:25:31That's literally what the doctors have told me.
00:25:34Where have I been hiding all this time?
00:25:36I've been hiding randomly in a farm somewhere in Kentucky with no internet.
00:25:40Okay, my wife keeps telling me that we need to leave,
00:25:44because we have a pool party that we have to get to at seven.
00:25:49Okay.
00:25:50It was great talking to you.
00:25:52It was great seeing everybody.
00:25:55I love you.
00:25:56Okay, and I'll do a quick stand-up of where you can see my outfit.
00:26:01Hold on.
00:26:01Let me get my shoes on.
00:26:06I am flexible as fuck, people.
00:26:09Look, this is my nose.
00:26:11Look how short I am.
00:26:14I am flexible.
00:26:16I am flexible.
00:26:18Graph is cute.
00:26:19Thank you, everyone.
00:26:21Okay, let me get to you.
00:26:22Wait, let me say bye.
00:26:23Bye.
00:26:24Yeah, no, my butt's huge.
00:26:26Oh, love you guys.
00:26:28Do you want to be the one to edit?
00:26:30Sure.
00:26:31Okay.
00:26:32Bye.
00:26:34Bye.
00:26:34Bye.
00:26:35Bye.
00:26:35Hold on, let me get to you.
00:26:37You put your drink on his head.
00:26:41Okay.
00:26:43I want to make a mukbang.
00:26:44Literally, this is all I have in my fridge.
00:26:50Like, okay.
00:26:51And I have a napkin on the ground.
00:26:54So, my friends left quite a bit ago and I am hungry.
00:26:58I have leftovers.
00:26:59We went out for sushi and I ended up getting a side of fried rice and I barely ate any
00:27:03of it.
00:27:04So, I have some.
00:27:05I'm thinking about making a mukbang.
00:27:06I don't really know.
00:27:06I'm like 110% positive that I got new neighbors and Twinkie is freaking out.
00:27:12She barks at everything.
00:27:13It's really annoying.
00:27:14I'm grateful for a dog that's very protective, but literally, if there was a fly on the other
00:27:18side of the window, she'd be barking and I'm just like, boom.
00:27:21Please be shocked.
00:27:22I am not wearing a choker.
00:27:26Why?
00:27:26I don't even know.
00:27:27I guess I didn't feel like it.
00:27:28Also, not wearing earrings.
00:27:29That's very rare for me.
00:27:31That's really weird.
00:27:31Hey, guys.
00:27:32It looks like my thing is crooked, but I'm not sure.
00:27:34I'm not sure how I feel about this angle, but y'all can see the food.
00:27:38So, that's all that matters.
00:27:38We have fried rice for today.
00:27:42This is leftover because I went with my friends today.
00:27:45We went to a sushi restaurant.
00:27:47I got sushi and then I wanted a side of rice and I was expecting like a little side of
00:27:51rice,
00:27:51but I got this big old thing.
00:27:53This was hours ago and I'm feeling hungry again.
00:27:56So, this is my leftovers.
00:27:57Oh my God.
00:27:58This is so good.
00:27:58I put yum yum sauce in it while I was at the restaurant.
00:28:01I feel dumb.
00:28:02My last mukbang.
00:28:03I did the ramen.
00:28:04There's two different types of people.
00:28:06People who like broth in their ramen and people who don't.
00:28:09I wanted to not have broth.
00:28:11Everyone's like, oh my God, Amberlynn, you did it wrong.
00:28:12I don't really read instructions when it comes to ramen because I've eaten ramen two different
00:28:16ways with broth or without broth.
00:28:18So, I said in a vlog, I will redo it with broth because it seemed like people want me to
00:28:22do it
00:28:22with broth.
00:28:23There's Twinkistar.
00:28:24I just realized my friends left their chargers here.
00:28:26Yeah.
00:28:26I'm sitting in the living room.
00:28:27If you guys are watching my you now, you saw Rafe.
00:28:30She's funny.
00:28:31I met them through Becky.
00:28:33If I drop rice, sorry in advance.
00:28:35I met Hannah and Rafe through Becky.
00:28:36They've known Becky forever.
00:28:38I really like meeting new people, becoming friends with them and kind of just like creating
00:28:42a different life than what you used to have because as you guys know, when it was me and
00:28:46Destiny, like I had a very different life, different friends.
00:28:49I'm not saying I'm not friends with them anymore, but I do want to meet new people and I want
00:28:53to
00:28:53go on adventures and just do new things, you know, not live the same life that I was living.
00:28:58A few other people were saying how I take really big bites.
00:29:00It really depends on the food.
00:29:01I'm sorry if my bites are like repulsively big.
00:29:05This video would be so long if my bites were like super tiny, like
00:29:09But if the way I eat repulses you, don't watch.
00:29:12Too quieter.
00:29:13Turn your s*** down.
00:29:14I really enjoy making mukbangs for people who don't have anyone to eat with.
00:29:18Oh my god, I didn't take a thumbnail.
00:29:19Whoops.
00:29:20Maybe I can take one now because I know how it feels.
00:29:21Like I live alone.
00:29:22I totally get it.
00:29:23Oh my god, it looks like I didn't even eat anything.
00:29:26Wait, this whole thumbnail thing cracks me up.
00:29:36I hate it.
00:29:37Oh my god, I hate the thumbnail.
00:29:39I hate making thumbnails.
00:29:41Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:48A lot of people think mukbangs are like fetishes.
00:29:51Girl, I don't do this for no fetish.
00:29:53Like if you're watching me for a fetish.
00:29:57I'm not sure what to say.
00:29:58I don't do it for those reasons.
00:30:00I do it because when I'm home alone,
00:30:01when I am having dinner or lunch or whatever,
00:30:04I will watch Nikocado eat.
00:30:22I love you.
00:30:24I love you.
00:30:24Nikocado avocado.
00:30:25I love you.
00:30:26I love you.
00:30:26He actually wants to collab with me, and I'm just like, yes boo.
00:30:29Like, let's get it.
00:30:38We are on my way to Walmart.
00:30:40We have to go shopping.
00:30:42Let's just look around a little bit.
00:30:45You know, hashtag Walmart.
00:30:47Hurry up.
00:30:48I have things to do.
00:30:50So this is honestly the last thing I want to do,
00:30:52but I've been needing to go shopping for groceries
00:30:57and other necessities since Sunday,
00:31:00and I've been prolonging it,
00:31:02and it's now Thursday.
00:31:06So I honestly do not feel good today.
00:31:08I know I say that a lot,
00:31:10but you guys know what's going on.
00:31:11So now you guys understand a little bit more
00:31:14when I say that, like what I mean.
00:31:16So here we go.
00:31:18So I'm in the Walmart parking lot.
00:31:20You guys know me and Walmart.
00:31:21I'm just like, we're moving with the door open.
00:31:26Yeah, why don't you shut the door
00:31:27before you knock it off?
00:31:28Oh, shit, I almost did knock it off.
00:31:30Yeah, you did.
00:31:31Okay, here you go.
00:31:33Oh, you're going to let me out in front?
00:31:35That's girlfriend goals.
00:31:37All right, babe.
00:31:39Don't let no one get you.
00:31:41Park somewhere safe.
00:31:44All right, I'll call you.
00:31:46All right, so I'm going to do some grocery shopping right quick
00:31:50at the good old Walmart.
00:31:52I'm walking.
00:31:53I'm walking.
00:31:56I wore the wrong shoes.
00:31:59So, let go.
00:32:01I also have a heel spur.
00:32:02Okay.
00:32:15Shapers, see how discriminatory this is?
00:32:17Ah!
00:32:19Shapers!
00:32:20Why is he not going?
00:32:22Because you're too fat.
00:32:25I'm going down like quicksand.
00:32:28It's broken.
00:32:29Ah!
00:32:31You know, we're still paying Hammy for this.
00:32:34Shhh.
00:32:36These sands are just, I'm suing the sand.
00:32:39Why do we live in this crimpy, crusty, busty old state?
00:32:43No actual roads for people.
00:32:48You broke it.
00:33:05Great, now I have no way to get out of this place.
00:33:12We're getting a buggy.
00:33:13I've been living in Florida for too long.
00:33:15I crawl grocery carts and buggies now.
00:33:17Like, what?
00:33:17This place is filthy.
00:33:19A few inches and a few hours later.
00:33:22Hurry up!
00:33:22I have things to do.
00:33:24Like eat.
00:33:26Cheapers.
00:33:27Jesus.
00:33:28Oh.
00:33:30Ah!
00:33:32Cheapers.
00:33:41There's some things we need to get from Walmart.
00:33:43So we're here.
00:33:44I'm in my little scooter.
00:33:45I'm embarrassed.
00:33:46Bye.
00:33:46Yes, I'm sitting in a cart.
00:33:50Walmart.
00:33:57Slow down.
00:33:58I want to get there, but I want to get there alive.
00:34:01Okay, here we are, everybody.
00:34:03Best place on earth.
00:34:04We're now at Walmart.
00:34:08Okay, so I'm at Walmart, and hold on.
00:34:14What took so long?
00:34:16Look what I found.
00:34:17Look at this cute little fella that I just found.
00:34:20Which we have all been patiently waiting for.
00:34:25Hello, and welcome back to the show.
00:34:27Why are we here?
00:34:28Oh yeah, milk, butter, and syrup.
00:34:33And I really want these wasabi and ginger kale chips.
00:34:38Oh yeah, wait, I'm going to look at the purses first.
00:34:40What am I doing?
00:34:40Why are we in the food?
00:34:41Why are we in the bread aisle?
00:34:43Like carbs though, like hashtag carbs.
00:34:58Fuck.
00:35:08I'm going to look at the Walmart purses, even though they're really not the best quality,
00:35:12obviously, but I need a bigger purse.
00:35:18Oh my gosh.
00:35:21This is me and another parallel universe.
00:35:24This is a Hultonbury type moment deal.
00:35:27This is like rather embarrassing.
00:35:30No Hultonbury's for you.
00:35:34Walmart is stepping up their game.
00:35:36Look how adorable these are.
00:35:39I almost bought this the other day, but I don't know.
00:35:43They also have a gray one, but they're actually out of the gray one because I don't see it anywhere.
00:35:48Look how cute this pink is.
00:35:50And it's so soft and fuzzy.
00:35:53Look how cute.
00:35:57Nice little tassels.
00:36:02This is so cute.
00:36:04This is my style, 100%.
00:36:06Super cute.
00:36:07I need this one too.
00:36:09Maybe some other time.
00:36:11Oh, you look so cute.
00:36:14You're so cute and small.
00:36:17Do you need to make it a little bit bigger?
00:36:21Skinny privilege.
00:36:22Making things that don't fit people like me.
00:36:24Again, this should be able to fit.
00:36:25I struggle just to put it on.
00:36:27I feel discriminated.
00:36:28I'm calling my attorney.
00:36:29You just got to lose a little bit of weight.
00:36:31I know you can do it.
00:36:32These bags are a good price.
00:36:35I like all the purses so cute so much.
00:36:38Only $16.
00:36:40Cheap.
00:36:47I actually like these as well.
00:36:50Look at this, you guys.
00:36:52It's real.
00:36:54But they're a little too expensive.
00:36:56Because I'm getting poor.
00:36:59Crazy.
00:37:06I am seeing so many really cute little backpacks.
00:37:10That one.
00:37:11This one.
00:37:12This one.
00:37:13Like, oh my gosh.
00:37:14This one's super cute and different.
00:37:17I actually don't like that one.
00:37:19That's cute.
00:37:21That one's too small.
00:37:22I feel like that one's cute.
00:37:26It's seriously never ending.
00:37:29Never ending.
00:37:30Oh my goodness.
00:37:32Okay, I don't think I'd wear that one either.
00:37:36Oh my goodness.
00:37:38I actually really like this one.
00:37:40I think this one's one of my favorites.
00:37:44I don't think I've vlogged it, but actually I recently bought this.
00:37:50It's kind of like a little mini duffel.
00:37:52I'm tired of these haters saying, oh, Nikocado, you don't fit on a seat on an airplane.
00:37:57I do.
00:37:59And I'm assuming some new luggage to carry all of my shoes and all of my earrings the next
00:38:04time I go back to see my family.
00:38:06This would be a perfect, perfect duffel bag for going to Pride.
00:38:11But it's just like not my style.
00:38:13Like at all.
00:38:14And from some snacks, because we do get hungry.
00:38:17I do fit on the airplane seat and I only take up one seat, so I don't want to hear
00:38:20it.
00:38:21I mean, it's cute and all, but I just can't see myself using that.
00:38:25I was going to get this one, but it's like super small.
00:38:27That one seems like it's the biggest, but that's also not my style.
00:38:31I'm trying to get a lunch pail and they don't have like any that are cute.
00:38:34I mean, that one's okay, I guess, but not as cute as that one.
00:38:38Look at this one.
00:38:45This is such a cute purse.
00:38:47This reminds me of like going to the beach and staying at a resort.
00:38:51But again, like I can't imagine myself carrying something like that.
00:39:07Excuse you.
00:39:09Excuse me, excuse me, excuse you.
00:39:11Don't you see I'm here?
00:39:13Get out of my way.
00:39:18Hurry up.
00:39:23One at a time.
00:39:30I'm calling corporate.
00:39:33Corbett.
00:39:59Look at all these disparities taking place.
00:40:02All of these offenses.
00:40:03This is micro discriminations because they keep showing these people.
00:40:09Who's going to fit in this?
00:40:11Who?
00:40:11A P.
00:40:12Jack and the P.
00:40:14Nope.
00:40:14No.
00:40:14I'm not represented anywhere in this store.
00:40:17So the plus size section is over here.
00:40:21And it's giving me upset feelings.
00:40:25I check this so often that I pretty much have everything I want, to be honest.
00:40:37This could fit.
00:40:38Look how tiny.
00:41:03I'm going to look around at some of the clothes and see if they have anything new out.
00:41:08in the underwear aisle.
00:41:15This is not an equal and opportunity representation.
00:41:23Can you imagine if I could fit in these?
00:41:26They even have one open.
00:41:27What is this?
00:41:29A face mask?
00:41:30This is a size small.
00:41:37This is discriminates.
00:41:40What?
00:41:41Medium.
00:41:42Are you going to try that on?
00:41:45Medium.
00:41:46Who?
00:41:48These are so cute.
00:41:50Oh my God, that is adorable print.
00:41:53Oh, in the back.
00:41:54Look at that.
00:41:55Fancy.
00:41:56Medium.
00:41:58I freaking love them.
00:42:00These two.
00:42:01Look.
00:42:01And those down there.
00:42:04Are you actually going to wear that?
00:42:06I don't know why I'm showing you all underwear.
00:42:12Are you having a difficult time?
00:42:20You like those?
00:42:22Skinny privilege.
00:42:23Skinny privilege.
00:42:25Underwear that fits them and they don't have to be having no issues trying to get some underwear.
00:42:30Skinny privilege.
00:42:32Skinny privilege.
00:42:33Thin privilege.
00:42:34Privilege.
00:42:35Privilege.
00:42:35People, things handed to them and like, I have to struggle.
00:42:39Because Amber's very good at skipping her work.
00:42:46We're not talking about her.
00:42:47She lies on me.
00:42:48Because I believe in counting calories.
00:42:50My scale is a liar.
00:42:52This has been highly requested and I know it's from trolls, but it's okay.
00:42:56I can get down with the trolls as well.
00:42:59Look what I got in the mail.
00:43:01The talking scale.
00:43:02Do you guys remember this?
00:43:03Hello, it's ready type of moment situation.
00:43:05Type deal.
00:43:06I'm going to turn on the scale.
00:43:07Tap it like so.
00:43:12I just want to see that I'm turning it on.
00:43:15Wait for it to turn on.
00:43:16Hurry up lady.
00:43:17Wake up.
00:43:21Hello.
00:43:22Hello.
00:43:23It's ready.
00:43:23It's ready.
00:43:24Hello.
00:43:25Hello.
00:43:26It's ready.
00:43:27Ready.
00:43:27Ready.
00:43:28Ready.
00:43:28Hello.
00:43:29Hello.
00:43:30It's ready.
00:43:31Hello.
00:43:32It's ready.
00:43:33Hello.
00:43:33Hello.
00:43:34Okay.
00:43:35Skinny privilege is what everyone here is.
00:43:39And I'm not happy with it.
00:43:41All these skinny people walking around and they don't realize how privileged they are to be skinny.
00:43:46It's ridiculous.
00:43:53What underwear are you getting?
00:43:57More privilege.
00:43:58Skinny people know how to put this on better.
00:44:00I'm having struggles here.
00:44:03Shippers.
00:44:04I had to burn five calories just to put something back where it belongs.
00:44:06You're not going to get any?
00:44:07How do you think that I feel?
00:44:08What about my rights?
00:44:09What about my feelings?
00:44:11Everyone buys underwear.
00:44:12I'm going to be getting some socks.
00:44:19I'm going to do black and white.
00:44:25Look how small these look.
00:44:27Excuse me.
00:44:28I have something to say.
00:44:29This is skinny privilege.
00:44:31She is privileged to be skinny.
00:44:33She gets treated better in society.
00:44:34She has skinny privilege.
00:44:37Okay.
00:44:38So I'm just looking at some clothes.
00:44:41I actually have this.
00:44:42A lot of people ask, where did you get the cardigan?
00:44:45I actually got it from Walmart.
00:44:46Like Walmart is so cheap.
00:44:48But I feel like their clothing is pretty good.
00:44:50They also have blue.
00:44:52Oh my gosh.
00:44:52This is a cute color.
00:44:54Okay.
00:44:55This is adorable.
00:44:57Turtleneck mustard yellow sweater.
00:44:59It is a 3X.
00:45:00Oh, see.
00:45:01This is what I'm talking about.
00:45:02They only have XXXL.
00:45:03I'm totally into that.
00:45:05That's so cute.
00:45:06But they do not have my size.
00:45:08I'm XXXXXXL.
00:45:11And they don't carry.
00:45:12They don't carry my size.
00:45:13It's super cute because it has that like knitting in the back.
00:45:16And they have white and they have black.
00:45:18Skinny privileged in privilege.
00:45:22What I'm trying to say is she has privilege in this world.
00:45:24She gets treated better.
00:45:25She's nicer.
00:45:26She gets all the things handed to her.
00:45:28And people like me are discriminated.
00:45:29I'm discriminated and I don't get any help.
00:45:32No help from anything.
00:45:34Look at these.
00:45:39I think it's fine.
00:45:40This says be you.
00:45:41Be true to you.
00:45:42Oh my gosh.
00:45:45They're just so adorable.
00:45:46I love them so much.
00:45:47You guys know I have lots of different labels.
00:45:50I mean, yeah.
00:45:51Like you could just wear whatever you want with it, you know.
00:45:54Look at these dresses.
00:45:55I want both.
00:45:57Which one would look better?
00:45:58This one?
00:46:00Or this one?
00:46:03Honesty is the best policy.
00:46:05I'm thinking this one goes better with my skin tone.
00:46:07But this one's so like cute and creative.
00:46:13And I really love this part.
00:46:15Like I got a maroon one recently and I have to lose a little bit of weight.
00:46:18It's probably going to go the same with this.
00:46:20Like I can wear cardigans with them but it's becoming summer so you know what that means?
00:46:27It means it's hot AF.
00:46:29I can't wait until I can fit in these type of pants because look how cute these are.
00:46:34Oh my gosh.
00:46:35And I really like these.
00:46:37I love this green color especially for fall.
00:46:40Adorable.
00:46:41I'm not a pocket gal.
00:46:45No offense to any older people out there but stuff like this just reminds me of something
00:46:50that an older person would wear so it's not really up my alley.
00:46:53With these I already have like every single one of these.
00:46:57Every single color because I really like cardigans and we're getting in that season where it's
00:47:02starting to get colder out.
00:47:03Whoops.
00:47:03These pajamas are super cute and super, super, ugh I can't talk, super soft.
00:47:08But I will say that this type of material makes me sweat.
00:47:11I don't like wearing material like this.
00:47:13It's just too soft.
00:47:14I prefer having a blanket like this and that's it.
00:47:17But they actually have some really cute Halloween stuff.
00:47:20Like look how adorable.
00:47:22And I love this over here.
00:47:24Look how adorable.
00:47:25It has those sequins that people like to play with.
00:47:30And then that one says treat.
00:47:32And they come with socks.
00:47:34Like oh my gosh.
00:47:34What is this?
00:47:35The cat section.
00:47:38Hibernating.
00:47:39Do not disturb.
00:47:40That's so cute.
00:47:41I really need warmer stuff.
00:47:45Comes with pants.
00:47:46Do you want to get one to stay warm?
00:47:52Um.
00:47:55Mama needs a vacation.
00:47:57Same.
00:47:58But I could be wrong.
00:48:01Oh, sorry.
00:48:07I have been using a scooter lately and I just wanted to be honest with you guys.
00:48:11It's only been recently.
00:48:12Just being bigger, everything is harder for me.
00:48:15It's been harder for me to walk.
00:48:16My asthma has been worse.
00:48:17And ever since I've been sick, every time I walk, I cough a lot.
00:48:20So I know I'm going to get a lot of hate for it.
00:48:22But I'm just, you know, being honest, so.
00:48:27I need to do some grocery shopping.
00:48:29Try to do that every Saturday, obviously, because I have to start eating differently tomorrow.
00:48:33I'm literally going to get one of these Starbucks carpuccinos and vanilla.
00:48:37This is, like, my favorite.
00:48:38Oh, my God.
00:48:40We're driving one of these.
00:48:51You want to know the funniest thing?
00:48:53At this Walmart, everybody and their mother uses this thing.
00:48:57Like, everybody.
00:48:58Looking for bananas.
00:49:00I like to get ones that are a little more yellow if I plan on eating them more soon.
00:49:07I'm going to get me some baby spinach, Brussels sprouts that are shaved, some more mushrooms,
00:49:15because I feel like I cook mushrooms with almost everything.
00:49:17I like to get the whitest, because that means it's the most fresh.
00:49:21So I'm probably going to do these two.
00:49:23They're, like, moldy.
00:49:25That sucks, because I also cook bell pepper with everything.
00:49:30We'll get some yellow.
00:49:32Those are good.
00:49:36We got two yellers.
00:49:37Don't bring in Jesus, man.
00:49:39You're just being in.
00:49:39I can't bring in who I am.
00:49:40Do not bring them in.
00:49:41I do not bring them in.
00:49:42You have no respect for Jesus, man.
00:49:44You're just being in.
00:49:44No respect for Jesus, man.
00:49:54I always ask myself.
00:49:55I wonder how many other people have touched these before me.
00:50:00That one's too big.
00:50:03That one has spots.
00:50:06That one's smushy.
00:50:10Spots.
00:50:18It's so hard to find the perfect freaking thing.
00:50:22That one's hard as a rock.
00:50:27Nope.
00:50:33Got some pears.
00:50:43Oh, my goodness.
00:50:47Look how pink and pretty.
00:50:50A Valentine's Day cookie kit, where you can design your lips and hearts.
00:50:54That's actually really cute.
00:50:56I'm not the muffin man.
00:50:57I don't even eat muffins, because I have diabetes.
00:51:07Look at it.
00:51:08A bunch of cupcakes made into, like, a bouquet.
00:51:12Look how cute.
00:51:18So, I'd like to introduce cherry cola Oreo, kettle corn Oreo, and a piña colada Oreo.
00:51:24What the heck?
00:51:26That's very weird.
00:51:28Like, pretty soon they're going to have trash Oreo, booger Oreo.
00:51:31Like, they have Oreo everything.
00:51:42And look how pretty this one is.
00:51:44Okay, I love this one.
00:51:45Good job, Walmart.
00:51:53Donuts are always bomb.
00:51:54The package draws you in, but you just need to gently put them back.
00:51:58You don't need any ice brownies.
00:52:04You don't need any ice brownies.
00:52:04My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
00:52:06And they're like, it's better than yours.
00:52:07Damn right.
00:52:07It's better than yours.
00:52:08I could teach you, but I have to charge.
00:52:09My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
00:52:10And they're like, it's better than yours.
00:52:11Damn right.
00:52:11It's better than yours.
00:52:12I could teach you, but I have to charge.
00:52:13You want the thing that makes me.
00:52:16What the guys go crazy for.
00:52:19They lose their minds to wait.
00:52:21I think it's done.
00:52:21la la la la la
00:52:30My milkshake brings all her voices to the god
00:52:31Is better than yours
00:52:33I could teach you
00:52:33But I have to charge
00:52:34My milkshake brings all his voices to the god
00:52:35Andまあ it's better than yours
00:52:36Damn right
00:52:37Is better than yours
00:52:58I just need to walk away from the aisle, go on, Evelyn.
00:53:11I think I might get something for dinner because I'm like super hungry, something simple like
00:53:15a TV dinner.
00:53:16You guys, look what I found, Kali Power Pizza.
00:53:20This is pizza without bread, but it's made from cauliflower as the crust.
00:53:25We have a three cheese kind, a margarita pizza, and a veggie pizza.
00:53:30Oh my god, this looks so great.
00:53:32I am super excited.
00:53:33I personally want to get the veggie one.
00:53:36Some of these are open.
00:53:37Why is this open?
00:53:38Every time I grab something, it's open.
00:53:39Why?
00:53:40Well, I guess I can see what it looks like on the inside.
00:53:43It looks literally just like a pizza.
00:53:45I don't know why these are open because this one was open, this one's open.
00:53:48This is why I like grabbing from way back here.
00:53:51There's only bell pepper and I think spinach.
00:53:55I tried this, General Tso's Tofu.
00:53:57I don't know if it's just me, but the texture of the tofu was pretty gross.
00:54:00I've had tofu before, like the tofu in Amy's is great.
00:54:04I wouldn't buy that.
00:54:05I don't know.
00:54:06It's just, I do not recommend that at all.
00:54:07You guys, I am all about meatless meals.
00:54:10Like, Morningstar is my number one.
00:54:13I love Morningstar products and look at what they have.
00:54:16Popcorn chicken, new, and you know damn well, I'm about to get me one of those.
00:54:21I'm going to get some more of those.
00:54:22I think I'm going to get the, okay, that's not even in the right area.
00:54:25What is this?
00:54:26Gorilla's original.
00:54:28That goes here.
00:54:29But I'm going to get a buffalo one and, oh, the other one that she liked is not here.
00:54:33Oh, here's original.
00:54:35She'll like that because she doesn't like spicy too much.
00:54:37I do.
00:54:37So I got buffalo and she'll have original.
00:54:39I do like me some veggie tots, so I'm going to get the cauliflower and then I'm also going
00:54:44to get some of these frozen whole grain rice because as you guys know, not much of a cooker.
00:54:48This will just make it so much easier.
00:54:56These salmons are extra fresh.
00:54:58I love me some salmon.
00:55:00Because my doctor says I need more salmon for nutrients.
00:55:04So I'm going to get me some seasoned, grilled salmon.
00:55:08Because proper nutrition profiles.
00:55:10Caloric densities of profiles of nutrients.
00:55:13Well, it says barbecue seasonings.
00:55:15Okay.
00:55:15Maybe not.
00:55:16I'm not really into like barbecue.
00:55:18I mean, sometimes I am.
00:55:19Sometimes I'm not.
00:55:20There used to be one that I really, really like.
00:55:22Oh, wait.
00:55:23Garlic and butter.
00:55:24Because the density of the triple lipos.
00:55:29Degenerate lipos.
00:55:31Go with the amino acid.
00:55:32Confeiture.
00:55:35Minations.
00:55:36Okay.
00:55:36So I looked at it and it's actually perfect.
00:55:39It's 140 calories per one.
00:55:41And there's two of them in there.
00:55:42So that's good for two meals.
00:55:44Nutritional profiles.
00:55:45101.
00:55:46And it's super easy to make.
00:55:48You literally preheat the oven.
00:55:49You place the bags.
00:55:50It comes in like a bag.
00:55:52And then you bake it.
00:55:53And you carefully open it.
00:55:54And ta-da.
00:55:55Steel and trout.
00:55:58Which is very nutritious.
00:56:00And this fish wanted to live.
00:56:02But I have to live too.
00:56:03And I have to eat.
00:56:04So bye-bye fish.
00:56:06Bye-bye.
00:56:06No one's going to miss you.
00:56:07Oh my gosh.
00:56:08I love salmon so much.
00:56:10Jesus.
00:56:12Just look at this.
00:56:18I always ask myself.
00:56:19What would happen if Walmart started serving sushi?
00:56:23And look at what I just found.
00:56:27F***ing sushi.
00:56:28I do not know how I feel about this.
00:56:30I mean it looks good I guess.
00:56:33And it's like a certain brand of Moji sushi.
00:56:35So I wonder if it's like legit.
00:56:37Like I don't know how I feel.
00:56:39Obviously that's imitation crab.
00:56:40So you can't really get sick from that.
00:56:41I'm pretty sure most of it is.
00:56:43Yeah.
00:56:43California roll.
00:56:44See all this is imitation crabs.
00:56:46I don't think I'd get sick if I bought one.
00:56:48But I feel kind of nervous.
00:56:49I just can't believe it.
00:56:50I'm literally shocked.
00:56:51Honestly.
00:56:52These are chip chop chip chops.
00:56:55This is Chop Nation.
00:56:57Because I know more about nutrients than you think.
00:57:01So I'm going to get three of these.
00:57:03They're just the ground turkey Jenny O.
00:57:06Which I love.
00:57:08What's this pushing?
00:57:09Juice.
00:57:33I'm going to get a thing of these chicken sausages.
00:57:37Which are my favorite.
00:57:38They're sweet Italian sausage.
00:57:39With red and green peppers.
00:57:41What would you possibly try this on?
00:57:43Chicken?
00:57:44How much is it even?
00:57:45$2.69.
00:57:46For something you're probably going to try once.
00:57:47And then be like.
00:57:52All right.
00:57:53If you really want to get it.
00:57:54Do you really want to get it?
00:57:55Okay.
00:57:55What other kinds do they have?
00:57:56I see other ones.
00:57:57Have I ever had before?
00:57:58I'm trying to find the protein.
00:58:01There's no chicken.
00:58:04Okay.
00:58:04Zero protein.
00:58:16So always eat cows.
00:58:19And that's it.
00:58:21And I'm out of breath.
00:58:22We need chicks.
00:58:24Where's the chicks?
00:58:30I don't know where it would be.
00:58:38Next thing we're going to be looking at is cheese.
00:58:53Try to guess which one I'm going to recommend.
00:59:06This is my lifeline.
00:59:08People always say what are you going to do when you need a lifeline?
00:59:10I have cheese.
00:59:12This is the retri brand.
00:59:14Try in Spanish means three.
00:59:16Like try.
00:59:17Let me check on that right there.
00:59:19Does it?
00:59:24I don't know Spanish.
00:59:26Fried blend which is three.
00:59:28The Holy Trinity, one, two, three.
00:59:30Me and me.
00:59:31New year, new girl.
00:59:32So I'm gonna buy three extra checks.
00:59:37Cheetos!
00:59:38Oh and they also have these on sale.
00:59:40I love cheese sticks.
00:59:41I love multiple.
00:59:42These are string checks from Walmart.
00:59:46One, two, three.
00:59:47These are three, not a three dollar.
00:59:48How many?
00:59:51Excuse me, $17?
00:59:56Alright, walk away.
00:59:59For some chance.
01:00:02Walk away? Gently?
01:00:06$17? That's 17 alibis that I have to gain on camera to pay for this.
01:00:12Anyways, Amber, I'm not even speaking about you, but I am.
01:00:15Oh, what is that?
01:00:20How could you?
01:00:22That is insane to me.
01:00:23You want to have a bra here at Walmart? You want to go?
01:00:26So, um, people were walking by, but that's okay.
01:00:29Don't be surprised though, cause...
01:00:32Actually, I have to make these videos to eat just 5.
01:00:3517 times 3 is 29.
01:00:40Okay, alright, okay.
01:00:42Yep, verdict's in. Shit's not adding up.
01:00:46Plus these, which are $8.
01:00:49I can't afford this food.
01:00:51Great.
01:00:52Cheering.
01:00:53Cheering.
01:00:53Cheering.
01:00:57Leaky.
01:00:58Cheering.
01:01:03What even is that?
01:01:08Oh my gosh, you're so funny.
01:01:12Again, let me see.
01:01:16Was that a fail?
01:01:18And it's your people's fault.
01:01:20I'm sorry.
01:01:27I didn't get them.
01:01:31I'm gonna start tonight.
01:01:32What?
01:01:34Where's the manager? Excuse me.
01:01:36They have so many. Literally they have 50.
01:01:38I've never seen a warmer like this before.
01:01:57Can I like have it all?
01:02:07We're gonna get some Mexican pork cheese.
01:02:33So I guess for dinner tonight I'm gonna have just white rice and veggie patties.
01:02:38I think tonight I'm just gonna have some of this rice and like two of these little chickpea things.
01:02:44Oh my God. This girl has been craving sticky freaking white rice.
01:02:48Like I eat it almost every single day.
01:02:50Just got home from a really long but amazing day and I'm having some brown rice.
01:02:54Favorite food? Rice.
01:02:56I know how ridiculous that is but yeah.
01:02:58I ate rice today and thought of you.
01:03:00This is my first plate. I got some rice.
01:03:02Rice. More white rice because that's like my favorite thing ever.
01:03:0520 pounds of extra long grain rice.
01:03:07White rice.
01:03:08Rice and potatoes are not bad for you.
01:03:10White rice.
01:03:11Rice.
01:03:12Rice.
01:03:12A lot of you have a fear of carbs.
01:03:14Rice.
01:03:15Rice.
01:03:15Don't.
01:03:16Rice.
01:03:16Carbs give you energy.
01:03:17Rice.
01:03:18Rice.
01:03:18White rice.
01:03:19If you were really trying to lose weight, you shouldn't be eating soup with rice and potatoes.
01:03:24Just saying.
01:03:26I lost 100 pounds by eating rice and potatoes.
01:03:29I lost 89 pounds eating nothing but rice and potatoes.
01:03:32I lost 89 pounds eating nothing but rice and potatoes.
01:03:34And Jenny Craig and Octavia both say that it's okay.
01:03:37And you wanna know why?
01:03:38Because I was counting calories and I was eating less.
01:03:41I got some instant brown rice.
01:03:43As you guys know, I love rice.
01:03:45I am a rice queen.
01:03:47I've lost 89 pounds eating nothing but rice and potatoes.
01:03:50I've always been that whole five minute rice type of gal.
01:03:53Like the rice that are in those boxes that take like literally five minutes.
01:03:56This took 20 and it's worth it.
01:03:58And I made it.
01:03:59Yay.
01:03:59So as you guys know, I love rice.
01:04:01And I guess the best alternative, it's not even an alternative.
01:04:04This is rice.
01:04:05The best option for rice is brown rice.
01:04:07I will say that brown rice is probably my least favorite rice.
01:04:10But rice is rice and I'm okay with that.
01:04:12And obviously I'd be eating it with the good old chicken breast for dinner.
01:04:15Just a serving of it.
01:04:16What have you.
01:04:17I'll give you one cup of the rice, which is two servings.
01:04:25I'll either eat both the servings depending on how I feel or just one.
01:04:29My favorite food is rice.
01:04:31I have been obsessed with making a kimchi rice.
01:04:33I wanna show you how I make it.
01:04:35I've lost 89 pounds eating nothing but rice and potatoes.
01:04:38Huge bag of rice.
01:04:39Rice.
01:04:41Basama tea kind.
01:04:43Before you add anything else, you're gonna wanna just cook it a little bit.
01:04:47I cannot pronounce it.
01:04:49Don't mind me.
01:04:50You're gonna want to get one of these.
01:04:51This is quinoa and brown rice with garlic.
01:04:54Delicious.
01:04:54You're just gonna open it like so and then you're gonna put it in the microwave for a minute and
01:04:59a half.
01:04:59I add some pepper, some salt, some garlic powder.
01:05:08Even though I added onion, I'm still gonna add some onion powder.
01:05:13Brown rice is going pretty well.
01:05:17I will be adding some low-sodium soy sauce.
01:05:21For dinner tonight, I just wanted to play it simple.
01:05:23This is an Amy's vegan TV dinner.
01:05:26It's curry.
01:05:26It's okay.
01:05:27I already tried it.
01:05:28And I'm just having some white rice with some soy sauce.
01:05:31Honestly, the simplest things I love.
01:05:33Obviously, some sriracha.
01:05:38I wish I would have showed you this before I mixed it all together because it was actually a really
01:05:42cute presentation.
01:05:43Now, this is the part that you guys are probably gonna question, but I do add some ketchup.
01:05:48I feel like it really, really makes it good.
01:05:51This right here is amazing.
01:05:53I love being vegan.
01:05:57Not too much.
01:06:02Stir it up.
01:06:05Stir it up.
01:06:06Okay, so after I add anything else what I do is kind of flatten it because I wanna make it
01:06:12crispy.
01:06:12That is my goal.
01:06:14I just made some rice.
01:06:17It is complete.
01:06:18Okay, so it's been about three minutes.
01:06:20And you're gonna flip it.
01:06:22See how it turns like that golden brown.
01:06:25That is exactly what I aim for.
01:06:28Got myself some rice.
01:06:29Just white rice.
01:06:31I ordered Chinese food for the sake of...
01:06:33I was hungry, we didn't have much to eat,
01:06:36I wasn't really feeling.
01:06:37Let's just chop on some carrot sticks all day.
01:06:40And I ordered from somewhere I've never ordered from before.
01:06:45Boy, do I regret it.
01:06:46I got the rice, the rangoon, kung pao chicken, and chow mein.
01:06:50I only wanted the kung pao chicken.
01:06:52I had to order $20 worth for them to deliver.
01:06:55The chow mein and the kung pao chicken is disgusting.
01:06:59Just being honest.
01:07:00Even the rice is kind of like different.
01:07:01You can kind of tell that that ain't no white rice.
01:07:05Like there's something else in it.
01:07:07I do it about like five times, four times.
01:07:10It depends on how fast,
01:07:12but that is what makes it crispy and delicious.
01:07:15So I'm gonna do it again.
01:07:16White rice is one of my favorites.
01:07:18And Mexican rice.
01:07:25All kinds of rice.
01:07:26I have leftovers from last night.
01:07:28Brown rice.
01:07:29I honestly think rice is my favorite food.
01:07:31For dinner, I am having some rice with curry and chickpeas.
01:07:35Instead of using chicken, I use chickpeas.
01:07:37I was kind of hesitant, but it is so, so good.
01:07:42So this is the kimchi.
01:07:43I got it from Walmart.
01:07:45So I added the kimchi.
01:07:46Now I'm just gonna put some green onion, scallion, whatever you want to call it.
01:07:52And sesame seeds.
01:07:57So I'm just gonna pour the rice and quinoa.
01:08:05I will be turning it again.
01:08:10Remember, you do not want to burn it.
01:08:13It is easy to do.
01:08:15And then just go through the process again.
01:08:20Since my mom's been here, we both have our own little bad habits.
01:08:24She notices my bad habits and something I never noticed.
01:08:27She said, you eat rice every day.
01:08:30And I was like, rice isn't that bad for you.
01:08:32But I'm eating like big quantities of it.
01:08:34And I never noticed how often I eat rice until she came here.
01:08:37So for the final like product, I know, again, this is gonna be weird for some people, but
01:08:42I add raw onion to the bottom.
01:08:45It adds so much flavor.
01:08:47If you do not like raw onion, then don't do this part.
01:08:50White rice.
01:08:51I'm just having kind of what I had for my first meal earlier, the rice.
01:08:55Normally, I like this a little crispier, but I think today that is good.
01:08:59So what I do is the final thing.
01:09:01I add a little bit more greens.
01:09:04A little bit more raw onion, and just a little bit more of this.
01:09:14I just got done with dinner and I noticed like I've been eating a lot of rice today and
01:09:18it's been like white rice, like not 100% the greatest for you.
01:09:23When all my white rice is gone, I'm pretty sure I'm not like gradually transfer over
01:09:27to brown rice because that's like healthier for you.
01:09:29So rice as a full staple has definitely been helping me the last few days for sure.
01:09:34That is the final product.
01:09:36So I hope you guys enjoyed.
01:09:38I know this is different, but this is how I like it.
01:09:40Just put it in there with white rice.
01:09:43So just remember when you're following a recipe, if you don't like something, don't add it.
01:09:52But if you'd rather have something in it, definitely do that.
01:09:59This is a lazy meal.
01:10:07So I just got done eating that rice and I made it.
01:10:11It was actually kimchi fried rice.
01:10:13I've been looking up like a lot of different recipes for it.
01:10:16I've been really interested in trying it.
01:10:18I kind of just like made it my own.
01:10:20Let's be real.
01:10:22White rice thing though, like how I've like changed my eating recently.
01:10:26The scale is definitely loving me, like for sure.
01:10:29I am obsessed.
01:10:30I don't know what it is.
01:10:32Hashtag carbs.
01:10:32I'm obsessed.
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