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00:06The Sasquatch. Fact or fiction?
00:09Those big hearing watches, they're real true.
00:12Look at that thing.
00:14What person ever moved like that in the history of people?
00:26Fuck!
00:30The Sasquatch is nocturnal by nature, so logically there would be relatively few sightings.
00:41Yet, there have been literally hundreds of sightings all across North America for generations now.
00:47Can all these people be wrong?
00:49It's unlikely.
00:51As if this wasn't enough to challenge you.
00:53Trevor, stop fucking calling me. I got no doubt.
00:55Hey, bros, man, are you watching this documentary Sasquatch once?
00:58It's Sam Squatch, Ricky, and there's one right outside my fucking door right now. He's trying to get into my
01:03shed.
01:03Holy shit, Bubbles, I see him. Don't scare him as fuckers with a lot of money.
01:08You got the car, sucker, Bubbles?
01:15Fucking give it to the bastard!
01:18Jesus, he took my back.
01:20Come on, he took my...
01:22Crank him, Ricky.
01:26See how big his feet are.
01:28What the fuck are you guys doing?
01:30Holy fuck, he can talk, Bubbles.
01:32Oh my god, Ricky, that's because he is Julian.
01:36Julian.
01:39Oh, fuck, man, are you okay?
01:43Hey, come on, come on, come on.
02:25What the fuck were you doing, boys?
02:27I'm sorry, Julian.
02:28We thought you were in Sam's clams.
02:30What is going on?
02:32Julian just beat the shit out of us with a bat.
02:34God, you guys have got serious problems.
02:36Trin, we're going to go to my mother's house for a couple of days.
02:37I don't want you to see your father in this light.
02:39Have a great time, kids.
02:40Is that supposed to mean Lucy?
02:41Hey, Daddy.
02:42See you, sweetie.
02:43Lucy was an accident.
02:44I have a mark here, Julian.
02:46It's never tender.
02:48I want to bed, boys.
02:49I'm sore as fuck.
02:50Good night.
02:51Good night, Ricky.
02:53Top bunk, Julian.
02:54I think Bullard's coming on.
02:55Fuck that dick.
02:57Where's Shitrock at?
03:00Shitrock.
03:03Shitrock.
03:04Here.
03:05Kitty, kitty, kitty.
03:07Hey, Bubbles, you awake?
03:08I need some duct tape, buddy.
03:10My knee is fucked.
03:11Hang on, Ricky.
03:15Got you some cereal, man.
03:16It's new.
03:16It's fucking awesome.
03:17Oh, yeah?
03:19Your knee's fucked, is it?
03:20I got some tape somewhere, but if you take my arm up...
03:24I'll look after you.
03:25Boys, I can't even straighten my arm out.
03:26Look what you did to me, Rick.
03:28Oh, look who's despicably thinking about themselves, huh?
03:31What about me, Julian?
03:32Look at my fucking eye.
03:33See that?
03:34And I can't even walk?
03:35Julian.
03:35I'm being selfish, man.
03:37I'm sorry we beat you up.
03:38I really am, but I did think you were a Sam Squamsh.
03:41Why do you call them Sam Squamshes?
03:43That's what I've called them since I was little.
03:45Well, they don't exist.
03:48Oh, shit, they don't.
03:50This is the deal, boys.
03:52We're going to be doing some work today.
03:54No fucking way, man.
03:54I've got to get drunk.
03:55I'm sore as fuck.
03:56No, no, no.
03:57Boys, listen to me.
03:57Boys, boys.
03:58You're going to help me steal some furniture.
04:00It's the least you can do.
04:02I'm too sore, Julian.
04:07Bubbles, go get some tape.
04:08We'll tape ourselves up, and we'll go steal some furniture for Mr. Fucking Selfish.
04:13Holy fuck, this cereal's good.
04:18Fuck, Ricky, there's Burr.
04:19Cut your piss off.
04:20I can't cut my piss off, Bubbles.
04:21You know that.
04:22I hear you beat the shit out of each other last night with baseball bats.
04:25That was smart.
04:26Anyway, Richard, I wonder if you could explain this purchase order I found for a $2,000 Everlast
04:32wrestling ring.
04:33Burr, it's not a wrestling ring.
04:35It's more like a multi-purpose community center.
04:37Well, it says wrestling ring on the purchase order, so I canceled it.
04:40And I wonder when you're going to get around to doing those clothesline repairs that we talked
04:44about two weeks ago.
04:45We're actually, we're doing that today.
04:46I just got to go pick up some clothesline wire and...
04:48Ricky!
04:51I'm going to pick up some poles.
04:53We're going to fix them today, Burr.
04:53I'm sorry with that.
04:54Bubbles, I'm sorry.
04:55Jesus.
04:55That's great.
04:56And, Julian, if you are serious about buying the park, I want a cash deposit, okay?
05:00Not bottles.
05:01Not dope.
05:02Cash.
05:02And I want it today.
05:03Otherwise, I'm going to list it with a real estate.
05:04Fuck.
05:05Burr, I'll have the money.
05:09Wow.
05:11What are those fucking doctors?
05:13Probably going for some shit dogs and fries, Mr. Leahy.
05:16Randy, I thought we agreed no more shit talk till we're back in power.
05:19You ready for a little B and E, boy?
05:21Bacon and eggs?
05:22Evidence gathering.
05:26Just put this on Jim Leahy's account of Sunnyvale.
05:28I can't do that.
05:30Oh, because you're going to have to pay for yourself then, Jacob, because we're fucking
05:32taking it.
05:33Fucking Jacob.
05:34Oh, fuck.
05:39Fucking Jesus.
05:40Be careful.
05:40Be careful.
05:42Holy fuck, boys.
05:45Cyrus, number one.
05:50It says deck, and then the arrow points right to Cyrus.
05:55Clark, oh, I'm going to bring me an open trailer park supervisor, correspondence, factory reprobate.
06:03It's a good goddamn thing.
06:04We're back to take care of shit like this.
06:06Check this map over, Mr. Leahy.
06:08I wonder what it's for.
06:09I've got the foggiest notion, Randy.
06:11But I've got a niggling suspicion whatever it is is going to help send Ricky up to Piss Creek
06:15for a long time.
06:16What are you guys doing here?
06:18Uh, thanks for your concern, ma'am.
06:28We got Corey and Trevor working on the clothesline bullshit, because that's the last thing we
06:32need Barbara Leahy freaking out on us.
06:34Where are we going now, Ricky?
06:36We're going to smoke a joint, and we're going to go steal some furniture for Julian.
06:39And I know just the place.
06:40The people are stupid, and they've got the best furniture.
06:42Government buildings are so easy to rob.
06:44You can walk in here in broad daylight and take everything, and no one even says anything.
06:46How's it going?
06:47I just need to steal.
06:48Wait, we're just actually about to start a production.
06:50Yeah, no, there's new furniture coming here in about five minutes, so I'm just going
06:52to take this stuff.
06:53Don't just let me call my supervisor, please.
06:55Actually, I'd love to, but we need that phone, so I'm sorry about that.
06:58Hey, excuse me.
06:59Everybody, just put the stuff down, please.
07:02Just keep that stuff coming right out here, please.
07:04Where are you guys taking the stuff?
07:05No, no, no, just put it down.
07:07You can't have our stuff, okay?
07:08Like, we need this.
07:09I mean, we're trying to get some work done.
07:10Look, I'm trying to do my job here.
07:11Keep it coming out here.
07:12I need four loaders for the car.
07:13You, you, you, and you.
07:14Who said you could take this stuff out of here?
07:15I mean, we need this.
07:15Paul or Jeff, is it at head office?
07:17Jeff?
07:18I don't know.
07:19You talked to Jeff?
07:20Yeah.
07:21Oh.
07:21Everything's cool.
07:22There's going to be new shit here in about ten minutes.
07:23It's a lot nicer than this shitty stuff.
07:24Oh, we're getting new stuff.
07:26It's brand new.
07:27It's great.
07:27Keep it coming out this way.
07:28I just talked to Jeff, and we're getting new stuff.
07:29Keep it moving.
07:32Daddy, daddy, daddy.
07:34Randy and Leahy broke in and tried to steal us out of your chicken finger balls.
07:38Great, Ricky.
07:38They got half the dope map.
07:40Oh, my God.
07:40Nice work, buddy.
07:41Julian, it's not a big deal, all right?
07:42They got a little piece, and we named all the dope fields after cats.
07:45Anyway, they don't have a fucking clue what that means.
07:46It could have been a big deal, though, Ricky.
07:48Are you just going to try anything to get us thrown back in jail?
07:51All right.
07:53We've got to set up a front to distract those dicks.
07:56How much of the dope map did they get, Ricky?
07:58Ouch.
07:59Boys, I feel like I got hit by a fucking dump truck.
08:02How much would a massage thing cost me, do you figure?
08:06Massage.
08:08Look, Julian, I know I'm dumb as fucking stuff, but why can't we just steal more furniture
08:12and fill up these trailers with furniture and fucking open them like a used furniture store
08:16or some shit?
08:17Used furniture store's not a bad idea, Julian.
08:21Keep Leahy and Randy distracted, make a few bucks.
08:24Exactly.
08:25Get two birds stoned at once.
08:27We're going to fill the trailers up with furniture already, boys.
08:30But we're going to rent them out by the hour.
08:33Oh, that's greasy.
08:35That's really fucking greasy.
08:36Yeah, that's greasy.
08:45What's up, Julian Bubbles, man?
08:46You guys look fucked up, man.
08:48Don't even want to talk about it.
08:49Look, J-Rock, I'm looking for some ladies.
08:51I know you know what kind of ladies I'm talking about.
08:53Man, talk to my manager, bitch.
08:54Manager?
08:55Yeah, that's right.
08:56I'm representing J-Rock now.
08:58I'm representing T-Knuckles.
08:59And finally, I'm taking these guys' careers to a whole new level, a whole new direction,
09:03and finally putting the Sunnyvale Trail Park on the map.
09:05For real.
09:06For real.
09:07Look, man, I'm opening up a sauce parlor, all right?
09:09I need six ladies.
09:11Are you talking about, like, you're opening up a reservation, motherfucker?
09:14I'm feeling that.
09:14I'm feeling that.
09:15A Robin Pike.
09:16Yeah.
09:18Well, let me talk to you, then.
09:19I'll do you what you want.
09:21I'll get you the ladies.
09:22I'll get you the hoes.
09:22I'm just going to let you know from Jump Street, it's going to cost you at least 30 points,
09:25homie.
09:26What do you think, Bubbles?
09:28Well, I don't know much about this stuff.
09:30They're good hoes, man.
09:30They're good hoes, I'm telling you.
09:31What other choice do we have?
09:33He says they're good hoes.
09:34All right, all right.
09:34Done.
09:34Three o'clock.
09:35Well, I'll see you then.
09:36I'll be here waiting with the hoes, homie.
09:38Peace out, Sling Blade.
09:39It's not a sling, J-Rock.
09:40It's duct tape.
09:41Just get the hoes.
09:42This is the perfect opportunity for you right now.
09:44Massage parlors hoes.
09:45This is the type of greasy shit you need to be associated with.
09:48You know, I'm being real with you, but I want to tell you one other thing, homie.
09:51This is the type of shit that's going to land a pimp in jail, too.
09:54You know what I'm saying?
09:54Jail?
09:55I'm like, I don't fucking play jail, my fucking, you know what I'm saying?
09:57Well, you're going to have to play jail, and I'm just letting you know.
10:00Jail is what's going to make you sell records.
10:02The album's coming out, and hey, T, you got to make sure that when it goes down, you got
10:06the pitches taken for the album cover.
10:08T, I ain't fucking going to jail, you know what I'm saying?
10:09You got to go to jail, man, to sell this record.
10:11People are going to be there the day that that album comes out.
10:13They're going to be in the stores waiting for that.
10:15So if he goes to jail, ah, man, it's going to be perfect, man.
10:19I'm telling you, it's going to go down.
10:20I don't know about you, man, but I ain't going to jail, man.
10:23I ain't going to jail.
10:25Like, I'll fucking go to jail, you know what I'm saying?
10:27Because I'm hard, right?
10:27I ain't shook about going to jail, but it's like, I kind of like my freedom, too, at the
10:31same time, you know what I mean?
10:36Boys, if you're here, you better get the fuck over here right now.
10:41What's up, dude?
10:42Thanks for letting Lady and Randy break them on trailer, boys.
10:44Real smart.
10:45I didn't hear anything.
10:46Oh, she's playing fucking video games.
10:48What's going on in here?
10:49Sarah, calm down.
10:50No, Ricky.
10:50Don't freak out at me.
10:51What did I tell you about taking advantage of these guys, okay?
10:53I'm not taking advantage of them.
10:54I love those guys.
10:55No, you don't, okay?
10:56Corey and Trevor are mine now.
10:57I love them.
10:58Sarah, we've owned Corey and Trevor since there were six, okay?
11:00So no offense, but they're coming with us.
11:02Boys, wait outside.
11:03Okay.
11:03No, say, if you give them 20 bucks right now, you can have them for one hour, and they're
11:08not leaving the park.
11:09Fine.
11:10Scram and hash, boys.
11:11Split her up.
11:13Take it.
11:14Nice.
11:14I said 20 bucks.
11:15Well, here.
11:16Here's a little piece for you to calm down.
11:17I want them to stay in the park, Ricky.
11:18They're not leaving the park.
11:19We're fucking staying right here in the trailer.
11:21I promise.
11:21Give me that hash back, boys.
11:23This stuff's shit.
11:23Sorry.
11:23I'll get you some good stuff later, all right?
11:25Trevor, chips and smoke.
11:26Let's go.
11:26Let's go.
11:29Boys.
11:32You can go to the dump, steal a garbage truck, hook up with us at a hotel.
11:36We're going to move some furniture, okay?
11:37That's it.
11:37And don't fuck this up, because Julian's counting on you.
11:39He'll kill you.
11:40Cool.
11:42Trevor.
11:44Bubbles, cats, assiduous trees.
11:47Mr. Lee.
11:48Jesus.
11:49Jim, you look like...
11:50Oh, God.
11:52Barb, what can I do for you?
11:53Look, I thought you should know.
11:54I'm having a bit of financial trouble.
11:57I've decided I've got to sell the park.
11:59Well, Barb, who in the hell's going to buy Sunnyvale in the financial state that Ricky's left it in?
12:03Ricky and Julian and Bubbles are going to buy Sunnyvale.
12:06They're going to give me a cash deposit tomorrow.
12:08I'm sorry, Jim, okay?
12:10Jesus, Barb.
12:10You've got to be kidding me.
12:12No.
12:12No, I'm not kidding.
12:15All right, got three rooms, Ricky.
12:17Okay.
12:18Nice work with the garbage truck, boys.
12:21Now, we've got 4.5 minutes here.
12:23How's it going, Captain?
12:29You looking up my gut?
12:31No.
12:32Yeah, sure.
12:34Well, I just took a little peek.
12:35I saw you.
12:37I'm sort of...
12:37What are you looking up my gut for?
12:38Oh.
12:39I'm just fucking with you.
12:40What can I do with you?
12:42Just drove from Toronto for the garbage trucking match, me and the boys, and just wanted to
12:45get a few rooms, a couple hours, grab some sleep.
12:47Take a credit card?
12:49Anything you want, Mr. Leahy?
12:50Just call me Jim, it's cool.
12:52Take all the stuff out of these motel rooms and load them onto the garbage truck.
12:56Leave nothing behind.
12:58Now, we're all sore as fuck, so you two have to do all the loading.
13:01Do you understand?
13:02Cool, man.
13:04Trevor?
13:05Yeah, I understand.
13:06All right, boys, we're clear.
13:07Hurry up.
13:07Hurry up.
13:08Don't rave up, Corey.
13:09Trevor, just take the fucking thing out.
13:11Time.
13:12Bubbles.
13:13Two minutes.
13:14Still clear, boys.
13:15Ow.
13:15Oh, God.
13:17Good going, Corey.
13:17Jesus, Corey.
13:18Nice going.
13:19Oh, yeah.
13:21Who's your daddy?
13:22Grab the carpet.
13:24I need something to rip it up in the corner.
13:26Okay.
13:27Who's your fingers?
13:27They're like fucking skeleton fingers.
13:30Good job, boys.
13:30Heads up, boys.
13:31Heads up.
13:32You guys might have to fight this guy, all right?
13:33I'm too sore.
13:34Whatever you do, do not look at his gut.
13:35Don't look at his gut bubbles.
13:36What's going on here?
13:37There's no furniture there.
13:38What the fuck are we supposed to sleep on?
13:39The floor?
13:40Ugh.
13:42What's going on here, Mr. Leahy?
13:44Huh?
13:45Where's my furniture?
13:46It was there two hours ago.
13:47That's what I'd like to know.
13:48I don't want to sleep on a fucking floor in either of these guys.
13:50What are you looking at?
13:51Nothing.
13:51Huh?
13:52Nothing.
13:54I'm calling the cops, man.
13:55You can't call the cops.
13:56I should call the cops.
13:57I could sue you.
13:57I ran into a room.
13:58There's nothing to sleep on but a floor.
14:00Stop looking at it.
14:02I'm not.
14:02Stop looking at it, Bubbles.
14:04Julian, I was just reading where it says Vancouver.
14:06Look, everybody is looking at your gut.
14:08It's fucking huge.
14:09Let's just get this over with.
14:10Look, everybody take a good fucking look.
14:12What's the big deal?
14:13That's not a big deal.
14:13What do you have a problem with that?
14:15I don't have a problem.
14:16It's you guys who keep looking at it.
14:19You are fucked.
14:21So what?
14:21You got a gut.
14:22It's not a big deal.
14:22Let's go, boys.
14:27What are you looking at?
14:29Open up the gate, yo.
14:31Let's go.
14:32Let me do some work.
14:35Thanks for coming, ladies.
14:37You know what I'm saying?
14:37It's on short notice.
14:38You know what I mean?
14:39It's going to be straight up.
14:40You know what I'm saying?
14:41It's going to be a cash operation.
14:43You all going to get paid today in cash.
14:44You know what I'm saying?
14:45It's going to be dope.
14:45Like, all high class.
14:46You know what I'm saying?
14:47It's jay-rock up in this motherfucker.
15:00This is Tentos, Mr. Leahy.
15:02That's the name of one of Bubbles' new kitties.
15:04He's got ten toes.
15:05I've seen him, Mr. Leahy.
15:06Listen, the exes are kittens, Randy.
15:09Sex kittens.
15:11Prostitution?
15:11Right.
15:12Listen, they've used a clever feline simile
15:14to throw us off the scent.
15:16But if we document everything carefully, Randy,
15:19we've got them.
15:20Hey, we don't do this all the time, hey, girls?
15:22You know what I mean?
15:22We make records.
15:23That's what we do.
15:24You know what I mean?
15:25J-Rock, can you help me, please?
15:27It's my manager, sucker.
15:31Dude, man, what is this shit?
15:33We can't work in here.
15:34There's no mattresses.
15:35There's no plumbing.
15:37Am I supposed to, like...
15:37Listen, listen, listen.
15:38I got all kinds of towels, all kinds of beds,
15:40lots of clean sheets.
15:40You're going to get beds?
15:41Dude, man, this shit's all stuck.
15:43Can you open it up?
15:46Oh, shit, no, dude, no, no.
15:48Turn it off.
15:49Oh, shit.
15:50Oh, my God.
15:52Oh, my God.
15:54Nice fucking going, you idiots.
15:56That's Julie's furniture.
15:57I don't call, Ricky.
15:57The sweeper's wired backwards.
15:59Well, you better fucking fix it.
16:01Oh, no, we can't, dude.
16:02We got to go do Sarah's hair.
16:03We got to do it, Ricky.
16:04You're not doing Sarah's hair.
16:05You're fixing fucking furniture to get to work.
16:07I'll deal with Sarah.
16:08Nice fucking going, you idiots.
16:10Nice one, Trevor.
16:11Fuck, dog, dog.
16:13Fuck.
16:13Dog, I'm going to set you up
16:14with the Fantasy Island theme room,
16:16you know what I'm saying?
16:16That there's Alexis.
16:17She got a tattoo, you know what I mean?
16:19But it's 40 motherfuckers, G.
16:21Hit me up.
16:21Have fun, you know what I'm saying?
16:23All right, B, 10 minutes.
16:24Yo, DVS.
16:25Yo.
16:26Listen, man, I need more ladies, okay?
16:27I got all kinds of customers.
16:29Some are walking away.
16:30I'm losing serious cash.
16:31All right, I'm on it, dog.
16:32I'm going to call him right now.
16:33I'm just letting you know from now.
16:34Keep you real tight.
16:35These from these bitches, man.
16:36I don't care.
16:37Just get in the fuck down here.
16:38Don't be over here.
16:38I'm going to call him right now, Jules.
16:40Don't worry about a thing, homie.
16:41J-Rock, where's Corey and Trevor at?
16:42Boys, quit staring and fix this fucking furniture.
16:45Ricky, I need these guys.
16:46Boys, massage us.
16:47Let's go.
16:48Oh, we're getting a massage, dude?
16:49No, no, no, no.
16:50I want you guys to give them a massage.
16:51No way, Julian.
16:52Boys, here, just put those gloves on.
16:55Let's go.
16:56Get the fuck in there.
16:57Come on, boys.
16:57I need your help.
16:58There's not enough ladies here.
16:59Forget it, Julian.
17:00No.
17:01Boys, I need your help.
17:04You cool with this, Corey?
17:08It's making fun.
17:10Thanks, boys.
17:10Hurry up.
17:11You've got to fix this fucking furniture.
17:12Okay, you two guys are up.
17:14You guys head on in there.
17:16J-Rock, where's this guy at anyway?
17:18Chill out, Julian.
17:19Cyrus will be here in a minute.
17:20You know what I'm saying?
17:21Cyrus?
17:23What the fuck are you doing working with Cyrus?
17:27Well, well, well.
17:29It isn't the big, tough, Julian.
17:32The hubble-bubble telescope.
17:34And helmet head.
17:36Fuck, they call me a telescope.
17:38Ladies, the boss is home.
17:40That's been a long time no see, dickweeds.
17:43Why don't you take your little gun and fuck off, Cyrus?
17:45Why don't we fuck on?
17:48Julian, where's the hand cream?
17:53I know one of you dickheads did this to my cat.
17:56Because you're the only one that was I feel, grade 10.
17:58You feel great, man?
17:59Fuck off!
18:02And what's this?
18:03I'm a fuckhead?
18:04Huh?
18:05It actually says I'm fucked in the head, because you were.
18:08Ricky, where the fuck are Corey and Trevor?
18:09I said I wanted them back an hour ago.
18:11I don't fucking know.
18:11They went home two hours ago.
18:12Well, I don't have them.
18:13You must still have them.
18:14Get your hands off it!
18:16I paid for a lady!
18:17Not fucking Corey and Trevor!
18:20Julie made me do it.
18:22Get over here right now.
18:23I get home, the trailer's still a mess,
18:25and I find you guys here jerking off men.
18:27Whoa, whoa.
18:27Nothing actually happened yet.
18:28I didn't do anything.
18:30Even if he did do something,
18:31Okay, I don't want to hear it.
18:32I want you guys to go home right now,
18:34and I want you to fucking clean it.
18:36Dan, shut the fuck up.
18:38Dirty dancer.
18:40I assume you're running this little shit show.
18:42You owe me some money,
18:44and I want it right fucking now.
18:45Put the gun away, Cyrus.
18:46Yeah, Cyrus, why don't you fuck off and go home, Ashton?
18:49Chill out for a sec.
18:50Listen, man,
18:50I'll give you some money for you ladies tomorrow, all right?
18:52So put your little gun away,
18:54because we all know you're not going to use it.
18:55Yeah, because you're too afraid.
18:57You don't think I'm afraid to use this?
18:58Dance, boys.
19:01Dance.
19:05Yo, man, come on, man.
19:06Yo, man, this is good time, man.
19:07There's all kinds of gunfire and shit going on, man.
19:09I'm calling the fucking cops right now.
19:10This is time.
19:11This is every fucking chance right now.
19:12Oh, yes, oh, yes.
19:13And yo, make sure you got the camera.
19:14Make sure you get the shot.
19:14This is an album that I'm covering.
19:16Already?
19:17I'm not fucking around here.
19:18I want my money or someone's going to get shot.
19:21This is our perk, Mr. Leahy.
19:23I can't stand around and take this bullshit.
19:26I'll take all three of you crippled fuckheads on at the same time
19:29or are you scared?
19:30Cyrus, we're not scared.
19:32We're just all too sore to fight you because
19:35me and Ricky thought Julian was the Sam Scamish monster
19:37and we beat each other up with baseball bats.
19:41Friggin' Cyrus.
19:43Randy takes his pants off now when he wants to fight.
19:45He can't fight in tight pants.
19:46He's worried about ripping his precious little pants.
19:47So when the pants come off, look the fuck out.
19:50No one here is man enough to knock this chip off my shoulder.
19:55Huh?
19:56I am, Cyrus.
19:58I'm way more of a man than you'll ever be, you dirty bitch.
20:03You're so right.
20:04Mm-hmm.
20:05Well, what are you going to do?
20:08Hmm?
20:09Squish me with that whale blubber there, fruity nuts?
20:11Oh, fuck.
20:16Give it, kiss my hand and say I'm a little bitch.
20:21You're a little bitch.
20:22Say it like you mean it, Cyrus.
20:24I'm a little bitch.
20:26All right, that's enough.
20:27You beat him.
20:29Frig off, Cyrus.
20:30Get the hell out of here.
20:31Stay the hell out of Sunnyvale.
20:33Fuck off.
20:34Good work to do.
20:40Okay, come on, man.
20:41Seriously, yo.
20:42Hitting the character, motherfucker.
20:43We worked all those hair for this year.
20:44All right, you know what I'm saying?
20:45The cops are here.
20:45I got this shit.
20:46Smoke the crack.
20:47I don't give a fuck what you do.
20:48The album.
20:49Sink of the album.
20:49All right, let's go.
20:51Come on, bud.
20:51Tell me what the hell's going on here.
20:54I'll tell you what's going on, bitch.
20:56Bitch, you call me bitch?
20:57I shot the place up in my mind.
20:59I know you didn't call me bitch.
21:00And those are my bitches over there.
21:01And I'm on crack, you know what I'm saying?
21:03Crack.
21:03See that pipe?
21:05That's real shit, you know what I'm saying?
21:06Keep shooting teeth.
21:07I got to let you see my fucking teeth coming out, you know what I'm saying?
21:09Pumping hat.
21:10I'm on crack.
21:11I'm on crack.
21:12I'm on crack.
21:12I'm on crack.
21:12I'm on crack.
21:13I'm on crack.
21:13Hold it down, Jay Reason.
21:14I'm on fuck off P.
21:14Sonny Valves.
21:15What's that?
21:16What are you doing, Jay Rock?
21:17It's not real crack.
21:18He was smoking.
21:19It's not real crack.
21:20Here, man.
21:20You want some chips?
21:22What are you doing here, Lee?
21:23Get the fuck out of here.
21:24Watch what you're saying, Ricky, or you'll be fucking next.
21:35Fuck off, dick snob.
21:36I guess you won't be needing it anymore, will you, Ricky?
21:40See, John, it's not bad.
21:41I mean, we could take the tinfoil off the walls if you want.
21:43Nah, just leave it.
21:44It'll look cool.
21:45I like the tinfoil.
21:46Cool.
21:47I think it looks like paint.
21:48Fuck!
21:50Our Queen Trevor fucked in the head.
21:51Who can't fix a fucking chair?
21:54Rick, that's the least of our concerns right now, all right?
21:56Jesus Christ.
21:59What do you mean?
22:01Well, Rick, we don't have any money.
22:02The cops seized all the cash from the fucking rub and tug.
22:07How much do we have left?
22:09Forty bucks.
22:11That's it?
22:15Well, you guys want to get something to eat?
22:42Well, you guys want to get something to eat?
22:48Oh, she's just not hit.
22:48Wow, right.
22:48Oh, no.

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