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00:09A-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R!
00:13Anyone see you, motherfuckers?
00:14Coaches clear, man.
00:15Come on, here motherfuckers.
00:16Give me them coaches.
00:17Start, dude.
00:19Straight up, man.
00:20Listen.
00:20My man Skamp, he got the ends on the whole Snoop tour, baby.
00:23The whole tour, coast to coast, nationwide, city to city.
00:26He's going to have the dope to drop at every show.
00:29and we is going to collect top dollar commission, homie.
00:32How many points, B?
00:33Ten peasy.
00:34Ten fucking peasy.
00:36That's 20 grand, motherfuckers.
00:38I'm telling you, man.
00:38BAM.
00:39Lose that damn shit, man.
00:40That shit is whack, man.
00:41Don't ever say that again.
00:42All right, T.
00:43Yo, Jay, on the real, this time, there can't be no mistakes.
00:48The truck is going to be here Thursday morning, all right?
00:51We're going to load up the Chiba,
00:52and we're going to go straight to Moncton for the first show
00:55and throw it down, baby.
00:57This shit's going to drop.
00:58We've got a serious deal lined up with DVDT and J-Rock.
01:01It's fucking awesome.
01:01They know a guy that knows a guy that knows a promoter or some shit
01:04for the Snoop Dogg show in Moncton.
01:05Guy's going to buy 250 pounds of weed off us up front,
01:08pay for it up front, which is fucking awesome.
01:09Trevor, let's go, Chips.
01:10So basically, we need a big rig to haul the dope up to Moncton.
01:13Problem is, these two fuck-ups steal a propane truck.
01:17So now we've got to empty out all the propane,
01:19then we'll jam the weed in the tank and drive it up there.
01:21So it's going to work out.
01:22Trevor, more Chips.
01:23Let's go.
01:26Basically, peach and cake, but it just pisses me off.
01:28These two are always fucking up.
01:31Anyway, going to be rich.
01:34Anybody still thinks I'm living in jail, though, right?
01:36The streets is talking, baby.
01:37You know what I mean?
01:38It's all good, man.
01:39Everybody knows.
01:39I'm living under my mom's street.
01:40That would be whacked, you know what I'm saying?
01:42I know, man.
01:42Come on, now.
01:43I fucking quote her.
01:44Your face in our hair, man.
01:45We got you.
01:45The plan is working to perfection.
01:47My record's going to drop when we're going to the top.
02:32All right, boys, let's do this.
02:34It's going to be easy.
02:34You want to know why?
02:35Because Leahy and Rainey are stupid as fuck.
02:37What are we going to do?
02:38Get over here.
02:39Did you guys put the costumes over the Leahy's garbage?
02:41We laid them out so they could see them.
02:43What do you want us to do now?
02:44Just get in the truck, then, boys.
03:09It's some kind of fucking distraction from those shit pics.
03:21That's a fucking great burn, Ricky.
03:24Shit.
03:25Hang on, hang on.
03:27Barbara, how are you doing?
03:30Rainey, why don't you all go out and get our uniforms from the car, please?
03:35Welcome.
03:36Have a seat.
03:38I'll pour you a little stiffener.
03:42Jim, whatever happened the way things used to be?
03:45Yeah.
03:47Plus the challenge, Barb.
03:48Plus the mimtos.
03:49Yeah, I have to sell the park, Jim.
03:51Think about that.
03:53Yeah, Barb, I'm thinking about nothing else.
03:55I think it's a bad decision.
03:58Yeah.
03:58You know, I miss the simpler days before the drinking, before Randy.
04:02Yeah, when we used to go camping together and this whole thing.
04:05Hmm.
04:06Yeah, I've come to terms with your life, and I accept it, but I just want us to be able
04:10to move on.
04:12Move on?
04:13Yeah.
04:13You, um, you wouldn't have my old engagement ring around, would you?
04:19Who's getting engaged?
04:21Ah, Randy, thanks.
04:22Just wait outside for a sec, bud.
04:23Will you be able to...
04:25Randy.
04:27Randy.
04:29I don't know what it is, but I just got a bad feeling something's going to happen today.
04:32And there's just so much stress with the dope and the Snoopy Dogg thing.
04:35And, you know, I've got Barb wanting to spend time with me, and then there's always fucking
04:39Leahy, the nightmare.
04:40And now my dad's fucking me around.
04:41He won't drive Rick for us.
04:42He's all afraid, now he's in this wheelchair fucking over the government, that he's going to
04:46get caught, and things aren't legal.
04:47Just pisses me off.
04:48The good old days, he'd drive Rick for us no problem, but then he fucked it all up.
04:51I got a freaking muscle spasm in my back, you know, gears slipped, air brakes were shot
04:56to hell.
04:57I mean, there's nothing I could do.
04:58Boom, right into the post office.
04:59Did he mention he was fucking wasted out of his goddamn mind?
05:02Some guys can drink and drive, some guys can't.
05:04What is drunk?
05:05Is drunk going all over the road?
05:07Hey, Flipper, come on now.
05:09Settle down there, buddy.
05:10He was fucking hammered, but anyway, you know, the problem is that me and Julian can't
05:13drive because if we get pulled over, we're fucked, so the only person who can drive is
05:16Bubbles.
05:17He's basically the only clean license we can pull together.
05:20Now I just got to find some clean plates.
05:22Oh, man.
05:23These are my prized possessions, these plates.
05:26These things took me from frigging Tuscany, Arizona to Kentville, Nova Scotia, man.
05:31Fucking getting them bronzed.
05:33The way I see it, it's not a big deal.
05:34I'm going to steal the plates from the old man, and, you know, I'll give him $1,600, $1,800
05:37after the Snoop Dogg deal.
05:39No big deal.
05:40You dirty cocksucker.
05:43All right, boys, raise plates around.
05:45Good job, buddy.
05:47Boys, I can't wait to drive this fucking rig.
05:49I love rigs.
05:50Looking good, boys.
05:51You know, all we have to do is register those plates, and we're legal.
05:54Nice.
05:55It's actually a pretty good idea this time, I think, boys.
05:57Hi there, boys.
05:58Ricky, there's your lunch.
06:00Julian, can I have a quick word with you, please?
06:04Fucking awesome.
06:05Look at that.
06:06Is it cigarettes?
06:07I just want to make sure there's going to be enough money to take care of Ricky's little
06:09accounting heirs and still be able to buy the park.
06:12Oh, yeah.
06:12Okay, good.
06:13I'd like to adjust our agreement a little bit.
06:16What do you mean, adjust?
06:17What are you talking about?
06:17We have an agreement here, Burr.
06:20Fucking pepperoni.
06:22And peanut butter.
06:22I'd fucking love to have one of those.
06:24You want to?
06:25I can have that?
06:26Don't tell Burr, all right?
06:26I think that it's only fair that I should be able to keep my trailer and live in it rent
06:31-free
06:31afterward.
06:32Come on.
06:33Come on.
06:34That's fair.
06:35All right.
06:36I might be able to do that, all right?
06:37Good, good.
06:38Maybe.
06:38Thank you very much.
06:39And I just would like you to know there's going to be a little announcement made in the
06:42not-too-distant future, and I do hope that you're going to be supportive of it, Julian.
06:47What are you talking about?
06:49Ricky, I'm off to the liquor store.
06:50Can I get you something?
06:51Yeah.
06:51Just give me a 40, if anything, and some of those grapefruit vodka covers.
06:54Those are fucking awesome.
06:55Okay, see you later.
06:56Thanks for the cigarettes.
06:57Oh, no problem.
06:58See you later, hon.
06:59Look at that.
07:00Burr wrapped up some cigarettes for him in the saran.
07:02John, I think there's a lot more going on than Burr just giving him lunches.
07:06I think they're doing dirty things.
07:08Let's forget about that fucked-up topic for now.
07:10Fuck!
07:11Listen, man.
07:12A buddy of mine set up a rigged driving exam at the DW truck driving school for you, man.
07:17Awesome!
07:18Now, you sure you want to drive to Moncton?
07:20No, I don't want to drive to Moncton.
07:22Of course I want to fucking drive to Moncton.
07:23I'd drive that thing anywhere.
07:26Well, here's the eye chart they use.
07:27Make sure you study it.
07:29I'm not studying that.
07:30I don't need it.
07:31My eyes work fine.
07:32Oh, they work fine.
07:32How many fingers, buddy?
07:34Ricky, you know I don't like that game.
07:37Stop teasing me, boys.
07:38I'm going to get my rigged license.
07:39I'm going to be just like that fucking BJ and the Bearcock sucker.
07:43Except I'm going to have kitties in my truck instead of a dirty-ass, stinky little monkey.
07:47So let me get this straight.
07:49You want to break up with me so that you can marry Barb to benefit us.
07:53Can you explain that to me, Mr. Leahy?
07:55It's a question of security, Randy.
07:58Have you lost your mind?
08:00No, Randy, I haven't.
08:02I'm considering the benefits.
08:03But the way Barb is acting, I think she's come to grips with my and your relationship.
08:08Now, we can still see each other, Randy, on the side.
08:11Just like old times.
08:12Mr. Leahy, I'm not the type of guy that you see on the side anymore.
08:15If you marry Barb, I will very seriously rethink our relationship.
08:21James.
08:35Did you fucking see that, Ricky?
08:37Awesome, buddy.
08:37Did you see that?
08:38Good fucking job.
08:39I put him on a truck driving clinic today.
08:43Thank you very much.
08:45What'd you think?
08:46How'd I do?
08:47Not good.
08:48What?
08:48I don't know how you passed your eye test, son, but you can't see jack shit.
08:53Jack shit.
08:55I can see that you're being a bit of an arsehole right now.
08:58Give me my rig license.
08:59Yeah, you're putting us in a pretty shitty situation here.
09:01Like, give me back that piece of horse, then.
09:03This is fucked.
09:04Can't give you back the dope.
09:05I can't give him a license.
09:07It's just not safe.
09:08What?
09:10He can't see.
09:12How many fingers, son?
09:15You can't see jack shit.
09:17All of them.
09:18How many fingers, son?
09:21Double, Rand.
09:23Glasses are in the cupboard, rise in the freezer, and we're out of ice.
09:26Randy, I know what I'm doing, boy.
09:28No, I don't think you do, sir.
09:31Randy, we're not really breaking up.
09:33I already explained that to you.
09:35Whatever.
09:37Randy just doesn't understand.
09:39I mean, I love him dearly, but I hate Ricky more.
09:41I just don't want to have to put up with that prick for the rest of my life.
09:44You know, he grew up as a little shit spark from the old shit flint, and then he turned
09:49into a shit bonfire, and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned
09:54into a raging shit firestorm.
09:56If I get to be married to Barb, I'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash
10:03a shit-nami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit flames forever.
10:08And with any luck, he'll drown in the under shit of that wave.
10:13Shit waves.
10:16Listen, eyes, I asked you nicely to just work once, good for me.
10:21And what do you do?
10:22You fuck me over again, you little bastards.
10:26Bubbles, come on, get over it, all right?
10:28It's not a big deal.
10:30I've seen you driving the rig, you're fucking incredible.
10:31You're reminding me of the old man.
10:34I'm going to get you a fake license, and what Julie doesn't grow won't burn him, all right?
10:37Make that monkey noise again, buddy.
10:38I don't want to make...
10:39Buzz, Buzz, did you get it?
10:41Man, he passed with flying fucking carapace.
10:43It was awesome.
10:44Congratulations, buddy.
10:45Check that out, boys.
10:46The registration to the truck.
10:47No way.
10:47We're now 100% legal.
10:49Awesome.
10:49There's no fuck-ups, boys.
10:50Nothing can go wrong this time.
10:52No, there's definitely no fuck-ups, buddy.
10:53Proud of you guys.
10:54Look, Buzz, you got your license, man?
10:56You hold on to that, all right?
10:58Yeah.
11:01Hi, Jim.
11:03Jim, what the hell are you doing?
11:05Perhaps hear me out.
11:06I know things have been awkward between us lately, and I admit I've been going through an experimental
11:11stage with Randy and liquor and drugs and drinking and driving, but what I really want is you,
11:17us, me and you and Trina, Barbara Lee.
11:22Will you marry me again?
11:24Jim, what are you doing?
11:27You're drunk, aren't you?
11:28I thought this was what you wanted.
11:31You told me to bring the ring over.
11:33You said you wanted us to move forward.
11:36Oh, Jesus.
11:37Move forward separately, Jim.
11:39Um, look, you, um, you better mix a drink or get the one you left outside, okay, because
11:44I'm marrying Ricky, and I'm selling the trailer park to Julian, and this is two weeks' notice
11:52for you and Randy.
11:53You are no longer an employee of Sunnyvale.
11:55I'm, I'm sorry.
11:56I'm sorry.
11:58Jim, I'll pay you and Randy for two weeks, okay, but I need you to take this seriously.
12:02I need you out of the trailer park.
12:03I'm sorry.
12:06I'm sorry.
12:18All right, boys, time for the final test.
12:38Ricky!
12:40Oh, my God.
12:42Hey, get out.
12:45Oh, my God, boys.
12:48How was it?
12:53Boys, that is hands down the best dope I've ever fucking smoked.
13:00All right, tomorrow we're harvest, boys.
13:02We're going to have to get Corey and Trigger out here to give us a hand.
13:05You guys want some of this shit?
13:06Fuck that, Ricky.
13:07If it knocked you right in your ass, it'll tear my head right off.
13:10Oh, fuck, boys.
13:12I'm still baits from the test joint this morning.
13:15Hold them up.
13:17Hey, Randy.
13:19Randy.
13:20Guess what happened?
13:21We got fired.
13:24Hey, but that's okay, Randy, because tonight I'm going to put on that nice little dress you
13:29like so much and we're going to get drunk together, okay?
13:31Fuck you, Mr. Lee.
13:32You fucked up.
13:33Randy.
13:34Hey, Randy.
13:36Randy.
13:39Randy.
13:41Dad, just calm the fuck down.
13:43I need your driver's license for ten minutes just to make a photocopy for the family scrapbook.
13:46It's not a big deal.
13:48Yeah, I just want to make a photocopy of it.
13:51All right.
13:52Thanks, Dad.
13:53See you.
13:56Ricky, honey, we've got to talk.
14:00Okay.
14:01Ricky, I can't tell you what you've done for me.
14:04And I want to settle down.
14:05I want to start a family again.
14:08Holy fuck, I love licorice.
14:10Me too.
14:11Me too.
14:12So what I'm asking is, will you marry me?
14:16Hold on a minute here, partner.
14:19Did you just ask me if I want to get married by you?
14:23Yeah.
14:25Wow.
14:25I mean, I'm flattering that you'd ask me stuff.
14:28I mean, it's been very banging and hanging out and private stuff about me that you don't
14:34know or you wouldn't understand.
14:35I'm fucked.
14:36No, you're not.
14:37You're not fucked.
14:39Listen, you can grow your dope and get drunk and listen to Helix and play video games and
14:44not clean up as much as you want.
14:47That's cool with you.
14:48Yeah.
14:49So what do you say?
14:51Fuck.
14:52There you go.
14:55All right.
14:55This one's got a leak.
14:56Charge some an extra five, bubs.
14:58All right.
14:59Your tank's fucked.
15:00We need some extra money.
15:02All right.
15:04Fuck, Ricky's moving at a good clip.
15:07Ricky, slow down.
15:08Slow.
15:08Hit the brakes.
15:11Fuck.
15:12Ricky, what are you doing?
15:13We got propane over here.
15:14Holy fuck, Ricky.
15:16You come in there like Seabiscuit.
15:18You don't even bother with your brakes anymore?
15:19I don't know what the fuck happened.
15:21Oh, fuck.
15:22God.
15:25You're fucking crazy.
15:26Somebody cut my fucking brake lines.
15:28No.
15:28You're stoning.
15:29You're paranoid.
15:29Ease off on the six paper joints, Rick.
15:31Hang on now.
15:32Let's spot that out and save it for later.
15:35Fuck.
15:35Nice driving, Ricky.
15:36We just popped in to let you know Corey and Trevor are officially mine now.
15:39Sarah, I am so sick of your bullshit, okay?
15:42I own Corey and Trevor.
15:43Corey and Trevor belong to me, and that's never going to fucking change.
15:46Never.
15:46Corey?
15:49Spit it out, shit snaps.
15:50What's the big fucking news?
15:52Okay, well, we heard that Leahy asked Barb to marry him, and she said no.
15:55And then we heard that Barb asked Rick to marry her.
15:58We heard you said yes, Ricky.
15:59Everybody in the park's talking about it.
16:01So me and Corey asked Sarah to marry us, and we're getting married, dude.
16:04Hands down.
16:05Let's go.
16:05What?
16:06Congratulations, Ricky.
16:08What the fuck are you marrying Corey and Trevor for?
16:11What in the fuck are you doing?
16:13Are you getting married?
16:18What's a fucking unexpected announcement, Ricky?
16:20Oh, shit, how's she going to marry both of them?
16:21That's fucked.
16:22Not that.
16:23The thing about you getting married.
16:25Ricky, what are you doing?
16:27You're not really marrying Leahy's ex-wife, are you?
16:29I don't know.
16:30I think so.
16:31I don't know.
16:32I don't know.
16:33Ricky, what do you mean you think so?
16:35Look, Julian, I was baked in my fucking mind.
16:36It seemed like a good idea at the time, all right?
16:38It's not every day someone asks you to fucking get married against them, is it?
16:41It's pretty fucking cool, Julian.
16:42Listen to me, Rick.
16:43We're about to sell a huge amount of dope here and get rich, okay?
16:46What if you marry her and it doesn't work out, huh?
16:48Marry somebody else?
16:49No, I'll tell you what's going to happen.
16:50She can take half your shit, man.
16:52She can take half your car, half the trailer park, half your video game.
16:55She can even take half your cigarettes, Ricky.
16:58That's not going to happen, man, because most of that shit's ours.
17:01Not just that, Ricky, but you're supposed to get married to somebody that you think is special.
17:06Not just somebody that fucking fires a lunch together for you and you go and get your freak on with.
17:10Like, do you even love her?
17:12Probably.
17:14Probably.
17:14Ricky, Leahy will hunt you down, okay?
17:18Go talk to Barb.
17:19Tell her you're too stoned at the time.
17:20You need to think about it.
17:24Yes, I mean, marriage is a big deal and everything, but I don't think it's as big of a deal
17:27if you're not the one proposing it,
17:28because you're not the one that thought of it in the first place and asked the other person to do
17:32it.
17:32So I've got to talk to her.
17:35What the fuck?
17:37What kind of an idiot would lose a fresh pack of smokes, but later, a big fucking piece of pepperoni?
17:43Right on.
17:44What the fuck?
17:45What the fuck?
17:50Who's fucking with me?
17:53Still taking your fucking smokes?
17:58Hey, two tanks, eh?
18:00Randy must be going through a fuck of a lot of propane eating all those cheeseburgers.
18:04Fill her up.
18:04Bubbles?
18:05What do you want, lady?
18:06I just want a little propane, Julian, just like everybody else.
18:10These are already four.
18:11Yeah, right, so you can call the cops.
18:12I'm not an idiot, Jim.
18:14Listen, Julian, I don't give a fuck what you do anymore.
18:16I just want a little propane, propane.
18:20Time's got tough game.
18:22Ricky ruined my fucking life, Julian.
18:24So I just want a little propane, propane.
18:29Propane, propane.
18:30It's time to start the game.
18:33Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
18:34Listen, I heard what happened with Brad today, all right?
18:35Keep it together.
18:36You're starting to lose it, buddy.
18:38Hey, maybe we can work something out once I buy the trailer park, Jim, huh?
18:42Don't fuck with me, Julian.
18:45Propane, propane.
18:46Time to start the game.
18:50Propane, propane.
18:50Leahy, you're peeing yourself.
18:52Propane, propane.
18:53Here you go, Jim.
18:55Propane, propane.
18:55There you go.
18:56Peace, brothers.
18:57Propane, propane.
19:00Propane, propane.
19:02Propane, propane.
19:04Propane, propane.
19:05Julian, what in the fuck was he on?
19:08I don't know, man.
19:09He's fucked.
19:10I've never seen him that fucking crazy.
19:12He pissed himself and he didn't even notice.
19:14All right, all right, forget about that.
19:14Listen, we're out of propane.
19:15Let's get rid of that truck, all right?
19:17Go put it by Barb's place.
19:18I'll hook up with you later at your shed.
19:20Propane, propane.
19:26Talk the truck back to me.
19:27Nice work, buddy.
19:28Hey, Lucy.
19:29When did you learn how to drive a rig?
19:31I've been fucking driving rigs all my life.
19:33Huh.
19:33Where the fuck is Ricky, and what is this bullshit about him marrying Barbara, huh?
19:37That selfish son of a bitch.
19:38I haven't seen him all day, Lucy.
19:40Really?
19:43Ah, that's weird.
19:45Another police helicopter, huh?
19:47I wonder what they're looking for.
19:49See why he's in jail.
19:50Bye.
19:52June, what the fuck do you think they're looking for?
19:54They're dope fields, aren't they?
19:55Probably just training, buddy.
19:57Yeah, training to throw us in jail.
20:00Get going, you son of a whore!
20:02Me and the old man made this an electric turkey deep fryer.
20:05I'm fucking telling you, there's nothing better than deep fried turkey.
20:07Just plug her in and adjust the temperature with this thing right here.
20:11Fuck!
20:12Fuck!
20:13Who's fucking with me?
20:14Think this is fucking funny?
20:15You fucking idiots.
20:21Oh, now, Ricky, that was a perfectly good turkey.
20:25Now, come on, let's go get it.
20:26We'll put it on the barbecue.
20:27It's fine.
20:28Berm, somebody's fucking trying to kill me.
20:30Ricky, come on.
20:32Careful, it's wet there.
20:35Oh.
20:37It's all wrong, woman.
20:41But it's all right.
20:44Prime Minister of the Blues, Dutch Mason.
20:46Coming up, police have found and destroyed three huge fields full of 12-foot-high marijuana plants in Halifax Airport.
20:53Details at the top of the hour.
20:55Now, back to the windows.
20:58That's our dope fields they're talking about on the fucking news.
21:02All right, all right, all right.
21:03Calm down, calm down.
21:05Bubbles, calm down.
21:06Listen, they only mentioned the ones by the airport.
21:08They didn't mention the one by Highway 5.
21:12Well, they're going to find it, though.
21:14Eventually.
21:15We're going to have to harvest it, like, tonight.
21:18We've got to get Ricky.
21:22One hot bubble bath.
21:23Ready for action.
21:25Did you leave the propane on and the barbecue?
21:28No, I don't think so.
21:29Why?
21:29No, I think I smell propane.
21:30I'm just going to go double check.
21:32If you get in the top, I'll be right there.
21:34Okay, have you seen my smokes?
21:35Ricky, they are in the little cabinet beside the bed marked Dope, where they should be.
21:40Cool.
21:46Ferb!
21:49Where's Ricky?
21:50What's the matter, Julian?
21:51He's in the trailer.
21:52Let's go get him.
21:53What's the...
21:53Oh, fuck, look at the size of that firefly.
21:55He's actually on fire, I think.
21:57Decent.
21:58That was Leahy.
21:58What the fuck's he doing?
21:59Come on, come on.
22:05Oh!
22:08Ricky!
22:10Ricky!
22:11Where in the fuck?
22:29What's the matter, Julian?
22:36What's the matter, Julian?
22:36What's the matter, Julian?
22:38What's the matter, Julian?
22:42What's the matter, Julian?
22:43What's the matter, Julian?
22:45What's the matter, Julian?
22:45What's the matter, Julian?
22:45What's the matter, Julian?