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00:14I got to jail about two months ago. Julian decided he was going to stay in jail. He was making
00:17really good money and I'm proud of him, but I don't miss jail this time.
00:20Working with my dad, he got me into recycling. It's not great money, but it's not bad.
00:25You know, we basically go around and people have the recycles out and they freak out. Hey, what are you
00:28doing taking my recycles?
00:30And it's like, hey, it's at the curb. We own it, not you. And I'm happy with that. And I
00:34think Lucy's proud of me, too. We're basically back together, in my opinion.
00:37Ricky and I are totally not back together. He stays on the front lawn, but he's not allowed in the
00:41trailer because I got all these bees coming in with him.
00:43And it's just the smell is too bad. It's not attractive.
00:47Well, I'm not allowed in the trailer. Apparently there's a bit of a smell because of the recycles and there's
00:50fucking bees and hornets and wasps and shit everywhere.
00:54But she spent Friday night in my car and we got drunk and stuff. So what does that mean? Lucy
00:58loves me and I love her.
00:59Ricky and I have an understanding. He's here for Trin and to help out with the lot fees, especially now
01:04that Barb's all freaked about that fucking poor bitch.
01:07And he and I hook up occasionally, but basically I want to keep my options open, you know, like.
01:12Lucy, do you want any of these old mellow zucchini cans with the red? You can put them up in
01:15the cupboards and the kitchen look great.
01:16No, that's cool, but thanks. If I need any, I'll come get one.
01:19Oh, I got lots here.
01:20Great. That's awesome.
01:22Thanks, man.
01:23Fuck! Fuck!
01:27Ricky! Ricky!
01:28Ricky!
01:30Ricky!
01:31Chill out. It's a bee.
01:33I got stung by one of those bumblecock suckers again.
01:36You heard of that bee suave?
01:38Salve?
01:38Well, it's alright.
01:45I'mり, youários.
01:47Bye Khe on this boat.
01:53I don't have했어요, babe.
02:04Hia!
02:06Everything happens.
02:07Good job, ya, man.
02:08Look, R resurrection.death
02:21Luce, I'm going to work.
02:23I'm going to get drunk with the old man, all right?
02:24Yeah, go ahead.
02:26Nobody called, did they? Any messages?
02:28You know what? I'm not your secretary, I'm not your mom, and you don't even live here.
02:31Get your friends to stop calling here.
02:33Luce, don't be like that.
02:34Come on, my old man's going through a hard time and needs me right now.
02:43Life is fantastic, I'm telling you.
02:45I got everything I need now.
02:47A lot of guys have a tough time when they get out of jail, making a fresh start.
02:49But look, I got my truck, sleeper, I own that.
02:54No rent, I don't pay any lot fees.
02:56I'm getting power from the trailer next door.
02:58I got all the hot water I need, free cable.
03:01Leahy doesn't know, Randy doesn't know.
03:03Me and Rick are making a great living doing the cans.
03:05Bubbles is living back there with me.
03:07We got the whole family.
03:08I mean, I feel like I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
03:12I mean, help me God, help my fuck.
03:14It's, life is great.
03:17Here, tell me what you think of the rat wheel.
03:20You like that?
03:21Is that going to be a hit?
03:22Well, after some tense negotiations with Barb Leahy, I worked out a deal where I could
03:28move my shed onto this lot and just pay half lot fees.
03:31I mean, it's still a lot of money for me, but I've been managing it just barely.
03:38I've always wanted to open something called the Kitty Land Love Center, daycare center for
03:43cats.
03:43And I've always been too afraid because Mr. Leahy and Randy would just ruin it on me.
03:49What with the drinking and the craziness, but I'm starting to think this is the time.
03:54Open up Kitty Land.
04:02It's over.
04:03I'm breaking up with Mr. Leahy.
04:05I've tried everything with him, but the drinking is out of control.
04:09We tried the 12 steps.
04:10I even drank with him.
04:12Mixed his drinks.
04:14Tried smoking some dope with him to quit the drinking, but nothing seemed to work.
04:17He's lost complete control of this trailer park, and that's where I draw the line.
04:28Mr. Leahy!
04:30Mr. Leahy!
04:31What the hell happened?
04:33Where's the roof of our car?
04:37Wake up, Mr. Leahy.
04:41Come on.
04:45Come on, Mr. Leahy.
04:46That's another double.
04:57Morning, Rand.
04:58What happened to the car?
04:59Barb's going to freak.
05:01Jeez, Rand.
05:02I don't remember shit.
05:05What are we going to do, boy?
05:07You're going to watch this tape, Mr. Leahy.
05:09I hope you see what you're really like when you're drunk.
05:12It's over, Mr. Leahy.
05:14I'm leaving you.
05:16For good.
05:31Well, I'm sorry to hear about you and Jim, but if there's one thing I can relate to,
05:35it's trying your damnedest to make things work with that man.
05:37It is not easy.
05:40Barb.
05:40Yes, Rianne.
05:42The reason I stopped by was to tell you that I'll do anything to be the supervisor of this
05:47trailer park.
05:48Mandy!
05:49You didn't leave Jim just because you want to run the park.
05:52No, Barb.
05:52It's because I care.
05:54I've been watching Mr. Leahy really closely for the last few years, and I think I can do
05:58this.
05:59Or I could put out some resumes to some other parks.
06:02How can I prove it to you?
06:24Mr. Leahy, wake up, Mr. Leahy.
06:27Hey, Deputy Rand, how are you doing?
06:31Nice day for the race.
06:34What are you doing, Rand?
06:35A little surveillance, Mr. Leahy.
06:38Doing a little surveillance?
06:39Hey?
06:39Well, do you like a little show, Rand?
06:42A little show?
06:44A little Leahy show?
06:46That'd be nice, wouldn't it?
06:47Oh, check this one out.
06:48I'm going to do a wraparound.
06:51Look what you made me do, Randy.
06:54You want a show?
06:55When was that?
06:58I'll tell you what, Randy.
07:01There's one particular trailer park resident who has got to go.
07:06Go?
07:06That's right, go.
07:07So, if you can manage to make that happen, i.e., evict that person, then I'm going to
07:13know that you're up to the big challenge of running a park, and I might see my way to
07:18making some kind of arrangement.
07:20How does that sound?
07:21That sounds great.
07:23Thank you, Barb.
07:28Randy.
07:31Look.
07:32Look, Randy.
07:34I'm mowing the air, Rand.
07:36I'm mowing the air.
07:38Oh, jeez.
07:40You're the best assistant trailer park supervisor anybody ever had.
07:45You get up in the morning and make me my coffee, and you go to the commission, Rand.
07:50Now!
07:52Look, camera, where do I am?
07:54Randy, turn the fucking thing off.
07:56You're embarrassing yourself, boy.
08:00I'm taping you, Mr. Leahy, so when you're straight, you can watch your little show here.
08:05Piss yourself, Mr. Leahy.
08:12Officer, uh, Ted Johnson gave me his, um, his card.
08:16And, uh, it's his personal line, if ever I should need him.
08:21Now, you know he call screens you and Jim for obvious reasons.
08:24But if you tell him that I gave you this card and call that number, you might find that you
08:28get a little bit of help today.
08:30Go slow, Randy.
08:32And don't be afraid to ask for help.
08:37Thanks, Barb.
08:38Listen, I've got some frozen burgers, and I was wondering if I could put them in your freezer until I
08:41find a new place to live.
08:50Ray!
08:52Can you not throw your dirty old piss jugs around, please?
08:56Hey, Dad.
08:57Got you some more piss jugs.
08:58Oh, excellent, bud.
08:59You're right on, man.
09:01Ray, there's got to be a better system than this peeing and jugs.
09:04You're going to make Barb late, man.
09:05Barb doesn't care, bubs.
09:07It's an empty lot.
09:08It's not that they're right out in the open.
09:10Let's worry about it.
09:12Way of the road, buddy.
09:14Yeah, well, I don't know if you noticed or not, Ray, but you're not on the road.
09:17Your rig cab doesn't move an inch.
09:19Way of the road, bubs.
09:21Ray used to be on the road as a trucker, and that's what truckers do.
09:24They're driving along, and they've got deadlines to meet.
09:27They don't want to pull in and park their truck, walk in, take a pee in the toilet, and go
09:32back out and get in the road.
09:33They just have an old jug, and they put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and
09:37once it's full, they just drill the fucking thing out in the highway.
09:41I mean, I don't agree with it.
09:42I see where they're coming from trying to make their deadlines, but Ray's been firing them all over the park
09:48like he's still driving a truck.
09:50Here, buddy, get this into you.
09:51I'm already on my third.
09:52I'm getting fucking drunk today.
09:53Becky, you're supposed to pick Julian up at jail.
09:56He's been calling all morning.
09:57Well, I didn't know.
09:58I'm sure he's called Astronaut Cock and Snoopy the fuckdog went out.
10:01Yeah, they'll take care of it.
10:03Who's Astronaut Cock and Snoopy the fuckdog?
10:06The counselors in jail said that we were too dependent on Ricky for our happiness, and that that was a
10:10bad thing.
10:11They also said that he was like a father to us or something.
10:14Yeah, and then they told us that we had to think more for ourselves, so we did, and now we
10:18have a store.
10:19And it's ours.
10:20It's all ours.
10:21It's Sarah's too, but it's mostly ours.
10:24Well, Corey and Trevor have been out of jail for a little while, and I'm really encouraging them to branch
10:29out on their own.
10:30One of the things I think that's important for them is that they have something from within to give them
10:34self-respect,
10:35so they're not constantly looking for approval from Ricky and Julian.
10:39So they've started their own convenience store, and I think that's going to really do a lot for their self
10:43-esteem.
10:43It's a pretty big accomplishment for me to be running a store because growing up in the park,
10:47I always looked up to the guys that were running the store almost as much as I looked up to
10:52Ricky,
10:52but, you know, that didn't turn out to be a good thing.
10:55The counselor said I was dependent on him and that I shouldn't do that,
10:58so I was like, well, I'll just take a negative and turn it into a positive and become a store
11:02owner
11:03like all the guys I looked up to as a kid.
11:08Good morning, gentlemen.
11:09Did you see Randy about?
11:10Yeah, dude.
11:11I heard you broke up with the cheeseburger walrus.
11:14I didn't make sass watch it.
11:17Hey, sass watch, eh?
11:19You better step off, Mr. Lady.
11:21Step off where, Trevor?
11:24Shit ledge.
11:27Stop.
11:27Excuse me.
11:28Stop acting hard in the store, Mr. Lady.
11:31Thank you, Sarah.
11:32Excuse me, Trevor.
11:34Trevor, drop him.
11:38Stay there.
11:39These guys were juxtaposing unusual animal names against greasy, fat food products.
11:44Calling Randy names.
11:45Is that true?
11:46You were calling Randy names?
11:48I call him a cheeseburger walrus.
11:50I call him a nine-year-ing sass watch because he is.
11:52Hey!
11:53You guys, stop it right now!
11:55Mr. Lady!
11:58Look, we'll give you whatever you want on the house, okay?
12:01What can I get you?
12:04A couple packs of smokes.
12:05Two packs of smokes.
12:06Let's go.
12:11Do you want some matches, Mr. Lady?
12:13Shut up.
12:17Jail has been awesome this time.
12:19Like I'm saying, it's been so good I decided to stay a couple extra months.
12:22It turns out that two of the prison guards used to go to high school with me,
12:25so basically I've been able to do whatever the hell I want to in here.
12:28Let's go.
12:28Let's go.
12:29So, I took this online real estate course, started making potato vodka,
12:33and I sold a shitload.
12:36A couple more pumps, man.
12:37Like after paying the capper and the pumper, I cleared 8,600 bucks.
12:41All right, guys, come on, as soon as it's gone, it's gone.
12:43I'm going home today.
12:44So, when I get out today, I'm going to take every cent I got and invest it in real estate.
12:48I'm going to buy and sell property and make a shitload of money.
12:51Like I'm talking serious money, retirement money.
12:54And it's all legal.
12:57Hello, Corey and Trevor speaking.
13:01Hey, Julian.
13:02I was so proud of Corey and Trevor today.
13:04Julian called from jail and asked them to come pick him up,
13:07which normally they wouldn't be able to say no to.
13:09And they said no right away.
13:10They didn't even ask.
13:11So, it looks like Julian's going to have to find a couple other suckers in the park to do his
13:14dirty work.
13:22Fuck, I didn't think anybody was going to pick me up.
13:24Right on, boys.
13:26Hop in, man.
13:35Julian, I got two special ladies I want you to meet, you know what I'm saying?
13:38This here's Erin, and that's Rhonda, you know what I'm saying?
13:42Jules, check it out.
13:43I want to be a dad, motherfucker.
13:45Not once, but two times, dog.
13:47Two times.
13:47Congratulations, man.
13:48Thanks, motherfucker, you know what I'm saying?
13:50But shit's changing, B.
13:52What do you mean?
13:53Hey, you ladies want to roll inside for a minute while I talk to Jules, you know what I'm saying?
13:57Peace out.
13:58Peace out, little mask.
13:59Aight, then.
14:00Peace out.
14:01Peace out, little mask.
14:02Take care of those little masks.
14:04Aight, then.
14:07Jules, I'm going to have to leave the rap game, dog, straight.
14:09See, I told you, man.
14:11Serious, man.
14:11You serious?
14:12Yeah, man.
14:12Dead serious, dog.
14:13It's a sad day, but, you know, it's what he got to do, man, to raise his kids, try to
14:16become a man.
14:17Now I need Skrilla, because I got big responsibilities up in my candy, don't I?
14:21I need Skrilla, you know what I'm saying, for formula.
14:23Highchairs, you know what I'm saying?
14:25Strollers with those little motherfuckers, once they born, once they drop.
14:29Barb all up in my grill, talking about how I'm behind in my lot fees, she's going to kick me
14:33out the park.
14:34Calm down, man.
14:35Relax, man.
14:36Relax, dude.
14:36Oh, but it's going to be aight.
14:38I know everything's going to be aight, but right now it's just horrid.
14:41And you owe me 50 bucks, dog.
14:43For what?
14:44Bam!
14:45Huh?
14:46What?
14:47Bam!
14:47Made a spoiler for you, dog.
14:49J-Rock, it's made out of hockey sticks and a piece of wood.
14:52Yeah, but it's tight, t-t-t-t, e-er-tight.
14:55And it's eight hours custom, man.
14:56Saying, you down?
14:58You feeling it?
15:00Yeah, I guess so.
15:01Aight, then holla at me with some Skrilla, and I guess we tight.
15:04Look, I'll give you 20 bucks.
15:07Aight.
15:11Fucking beat, Ricky.
15:12Fucking beat, get it, man.
15:13Get it, fucking beat that.
15:15Fuck.
15:15Fuck.
15:16Fuck.
15:16Fuck.
15:16Fuck.
15:17Fuck.
15:19What's up, buddy?
15:28Joe, William.
15:30Hey, bubs.
15:31Hey, buddy.
15:32How's Joe?
15:33Really good, Rick.
15:35Listen, Julian, if you want to get some money together for a trailer, come work with me and
15:38the old man.
15:39We had 70 bucks last week recycling.
15:4170 bucks each?
15:42I don't know, 30 bucks each, but it was easy.
15:44Really easy.
15:46Right, eh?
15:47That doesn't add up.
15:49Moving on, bud.
15:50Well, thanks for the offer, Rick, but I made 8,600 bucks in jail.
15:56What?
15:56Yep, selling vodka.
15:58Holy sweet fuck, Julian.
15:59That's a lot of cake.
16:00So I'm going to get into real estate, boys.
16:02I'm going to buy a few trailers, fix them up, sell them, make a few bucks.
16:05Got it all figured out.
16:07We should get drunk later and celebrate, man.
16:08That's incredible.
16:09Congratulations.
16:10Sounds good, Rick.
16:11Actually, I've got to go talk to Leahy anyway.
16:13Get a new trailer.
16:14So after that, we're getting drunk.
16:17I don't know if you want to go talk to Leahy today.
16:19Why?
16:20Him and Randy broke up today.
16:22What?
16:23Over the liquor.
16:24And it's serious this time, too, because Randy cleared out the freezer of all his burgers.
16:29So who's supervising the park, then?
16:32Barb, I guess.
16:33Which basically means we can do whatever the fuck we want now.
16:46Hey, Rand.
16:48We have to talk, bud.
16:50Where are you going to live?
16:51Not with you, that's for sure.
16:53What are you doing talking to Barb?
16:55None of your business.
16:56Frig off, Mr. Leahy.
16:57Hey, welcome back, sexian.
17:00I mean, Julian.
17:06Is everything okay, Randy?
17:08I know your beeswax, Julian, but know this.
17:10Things are going to be a lot different around here from now on.
17:12A lot different.
17:12Hey, hey, listen.
17:13I didn't come here to fight, okay?
17:14Chill out.
17:16So, I bet you're glad to be back in the park, Julian.
17:19But you know what?
17:20You're looking good.
17:20You obviously did some working out in prison.
17:22Those muscles.
17:23Yeah, a little bit.
17:25But I got my real estate diploma in there.
17:27Oh, really?
17:28Yeah, so I want to get into real estate.
17:30So, I'm looking for a trailer and a lot.
17:33Nothing fancy.
17:34You know, something I can fix up, move into for a little while, sell and make some money.
17:38Anything available?
17:39Oh, I'm sure we can come up with something.
17:41But I would need the money up front.
17:42I'm sure you appreciate that.
17:43Of course.
17:51This should be enough for a trailer.
17:55And there's one year's lot fees.
17:59So, when can this happen?
18:01Well, as a matter of fact, there's a trailer coming up this afternoon.
18:04There's some issues with the lot, but I'm sure we can sort something out.
18:14Thanks for coming down.
18:15Look, Mr. Leahy's not the reason that I called.
18:17I just need some help.
18:18Look, the whole park, it's going to shit.
18:20And I didn't really know what to do.
18:22And I'm really sorry for calling your personal line.
18:23Randy, you know, it's all right.
18:24Just relax.
18:25I've already talked to Barb.
18:26She told you about the eviction?
18:27Yeah, she did.
18:28And she also told me to tell you that you can't be trailer park supervisor.
18:32And the assistant supervisor just doesn't have the authority to do an eviction.
18:37But she did tell me you can be associate trailer park supervisor.
18:41That's a promotion.
18:42Right.
18:43Odd.
18:44And I heard you just broke up with Jim Leahy.
18:46And I've got to say, good for you.
18:48I don't know how you put up with that guy for so long.
18:50He was a really tough officer.
18:51Hey, why don't you call me Ted?
18:53And, you know, Randy, I can relate.
18:54You know, I just went through a bad breakout myself.
18:57Somebody I worked with down at the station for years.
18:59But I'm doing good now.
19:01You look good.
19:02Thanks, Randy.
19:03Now let's go do this eviction.
19:07His name is Duke.
19:11And he is a good captain.
19:15Quick, cops, cops.
19:17There's Randy with no pants on.
19:19What's going on here, Red?
19:20Julian, there's your new trailer.
19:22Ray, you're a squatter.
19:23You don't pay your lot fees.
19:25You stole your hydro.
19:26You've been playing loud music.
19:27And you've been throwing around these urine containers all over the park.
19:30As associate trailer park supervisor, I'm here to inform you you are evicted from Sunnyvale.
19:35Effective immediately.
19:36What the fuck are you talking about?
19:37You can't evict him.
19:37I'm not the fucking authority to evict him, Randy.
19:40What kind of a cop lets a man with no shirt and no pants in his police cruiser?
19:44I think it's just a scare tactic because who wants to grab a hold of Randy when he's just in
19:49his underwear?
19:49Then there's just that one piece of fabric separating you from his package.
19:55I mean, when he has his pants on, he can only get his legs so far apart and he doesn't
20:01have that much balance.
20:02But when he's in his underwear, you know, he can get like a football player and he's hard to knock
20:06over that big coagulated gravy hot dog bun bastard.
20:12You're not evicting me.
20:13I'm leaving.
20:13You hear me, buddy?
20:14You think I want to stay here?
20:15You know what makes a park great, buddy?
20:16It's the people.
20:17You can't treat people this way, pal.
20:19I don't want to stay here.
20:20You're going to turn Sunnyvale into shittyvale.
20:22You and fucking the drunk clown.
20:23You hear me?
20:26I mean, I don't agree with kicking Ray out of the park.
20:29I mean, I do see the point that the trailer park has here that, you know, Ray doesn't pay lot
20:35fees and he lives in an old rig sleeper there.
20:38He's basically a squatter and he does throw a lot of pest jugs around.
20:42Nobody enjoys those.
20:44Hey, do you know something, buddy?
20:46Oh, fuck.
20:47That's great.
20:48You know what?
20:48I'm going to a much better place than this anyway, you know?
20:51You wouldn't even understand it.
20:52It's close to hospitals, churches, the L.C.
20:55It's luxury beyond your wildest dreams, pal.
20:57You know, you think you're done okay for yourself, don't you?
21:00Yeah, go climb in the social ladder.
21:02Gone from this drunk male prostitute to associate trailer park supervisor.
21:06I'm going to go for this rain.
21:07Way to go, Mr. Ambition.
21:09Randy.
21:10Take off, Randy.
21:11When my dad got kicked out of the park, I was really pissed off, but I talked to him about
21:14it and he's actually pretty cool with the whole idea.
21:16I've got a truck coming to get his rig sleeper and all of his stuff and I guess he found
21:19this great place, lots of nature and animals running around and a lot of open space.
21:23He says he's got free cable, everything's included with his rent and his rent's really cheap, I guess.
21:27I just can't wait to check it out.
21:28It sounds like he's got a really, really nice place to live.
21:31Well, it feels pretty level, Dad.
21:32I think that's got it, buddy.
21:33Thanks for the tow.
21:34I really appreciate it.
21:35No problem.
21:36You sure you want to come out to the park?
21:37No, not as long as those two dicks are there.
21:39Leahy and Randy running the place and never coming back, Rick.
21:42All right, I'm going to take off.
21:43Okay, money.
21:44You okay?
21:45Yeah.
21:45Bye.
21:50Listen, Ricky.
21:51Don't tell anyone I'm living at the dump, okay?
21:54You got it, Dad.
22:23Don't tell anyone I'm living at the dump, okay?