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00:20Watch the bike
00:22Sorry Randy, I didn't even see it, bud
00:30Stop by the cheeseburger picnic today, guys
00:34Nice quotes, Randy, looks official
00:38Police and Randy would like to talk to you, let's take control of our park, what's that mean?
00:41What's up with the cops, Randy?
00:43Why don't you stop by and find out, Julian?
00:46How's Lucy, Ricky? Better yet, how's Ray?
00:49Onion rings, large fries, Mr. Gravy?
00:52Look, look, let's just relax here, guys, let's just relax, okay?
00:56Today's the day that everyone wants to do a little cheeseburger picnic and fuck off
01:02Frig off, Ricky
01:29We go now
01:31Can't wait for it
01:41Come time
01:43To the вони
01:44Let's go
01:47Then we go
01:48That's why people have died
01:49We have to wait for them
01:49A little bit
01:49Dionysius
01:49Let's go
01:57Stop right there, Jim.
01:58What do you want?
02:00You're looking good.
02:02Oh, thanks, Jim.
02:03I came to tell you that I've been doing some drinking.
02:09I'm not saying I have a problem, Barb,
02:12but if I did have a problem,
02:16maybe the alcoholism.
02:18Oh, you think that might be the case?
02:23Marty, what is all this shit you're throwing around?
02:26What's your problem?
02:28I'm sure my problem is Randy.
02:30Randy and this new associate supervisor
02:31shooting off and acting hard.
02:33It's bullshit.
02:34You know what?
02:35He is the associate trailer park supervisor.
02:36He deserves our respect.
02:38Randy deserves our respect?
02:40Why, Lucy?
02:41Because you banged him?
02:43Oh, my God.
02:45I can't believe you just said that.
02:46Oh, I can't believe you banged Randy.
02:48Lucy went out with Randy a few years ago,
02:50and I just can't get past it.
02:51I can't.
02:51I've tried, and it just drives me nuts.
02:54Fucking Randy.
02:55You're not going to do a cheeseburger picnic today, are you?
02:57Tell me that's not why you're wearing your nice clothes.
02:59It's been a really long time since anything fun has happened in this park,
03:01so I'm absolutely going to go to this picnic.
03:04I'm going to cut a little loose.
03:05Big deal.
03:06Well, Lucy, if you're drinking,
03:07don't smoke weed, you smoke ash.
03:09Because you all know what happens
03:10when you're smoking weed dromped around other guys.
03:12Oh, that's nice.
03:13Have you ever gone to a little cheeseburger picnic today?
03:15Be sure of a big surprise,
03:17because it's getting roomed by me.
03:19Yeah, I've been sober for 14 hours now, Barb.
03:22I've been thinking.
03:24Everything that's ever gone wrong with Sunnyvale,
03:27everything with me, with everyone,
03:29always goes back to Julian, Bubbles, and Ricky.
03:33And the liquor, Jim.
03:34Okay, let's not forget the liquor.
03:36Yeah, that's why I want to dry out, Barb.
03:38And I realize I can't do it without your help.
03:41And one big favor I have to ask you.
03:44I want to stay here with you for one week
03:47until I find my own place.
03:49Look, Randy doesn't have a place to stay.
03:51He can use a supervisor's trailer.
03:53He deserves it.
03:54And what about Ricky and Bubbles and Julian?
03:57I mean, this whole thing isn't going to disintegrate
03:59into a big, nasty horror show again, is it?
04:02If I don't drink, it won't.
04:04Barb, you know those boys belong in jail.
04:07With my police training, I can't sit idly by
04:10and watch them break the law over and over and over again.
04:14But I think I know how I can get them back behind bars
04:19for a long, long time, Barb.
04:24Hey, Bubbles, check it out.
04:32Don't you get it?
04:33Don't you get the fishing rod's my cock?
04:34Rick, it's not funny.
04:37I'm trying to work here, okay?
04:38Well, let's go down to the cheeseburger picnic
04:40and get drunk and fuck with Randy.
04:42What?
04:46Let's get drunk, do some drugs,
04:48and go to the cheeseburger picnic
04:49and fuck around with Randy.
04:50Rick, I can't hear you.
04:52Well, I can hear you.
04:53Julian, the vacuum cleaner's my cock.
04:57Come on, Julian, that's funny.
04:58Lighten up.
05:00Rick, I'm trying to work.
05:03Do you want anything down at the store?
05:05I'm getting chips pop in the bar.
05:07No, I'm cool, Bubbs.
05:08How'd you hear him?
05:09I was reading his lips, Ricky.
05:12Well, read these lips, Julian.
05:13I'm getting drunk as fuck, I'm doing drugs,
05:15and I'm going down to the cheeseburger picnic
05:17and I am fucking with Randy.
05:18Make my words.
05:20You don't think that's funny?
05:24What about this, Julian?
05:25Banging Frosty the fucking snowman.
05:27That's not funny?
05:29You gotta chill out, man.
05:31Would you talk to him?
05:33What am I gonna do?
05:35He can't go to that picnic, Bubbs.
05:44Whenever I'm sober, the boys are careful.
05:47They're scared of me because they know what I'll do,
05:49so they're cautious.
05:50It's hard to catch them.
05:52But when I'm drinking, their shit guards are down
05:55and they fuck up.
05:55But the problem is, is when I'm drinking,
05:57I fuck up too.
05:59A lot, Barb.
06:02I gotta be drinking, but not drinking.
06:06You see?
06:08The only way to do that is to pretend.
06:11I am gonna pretend to be drunk,
06:14collect evidence, and build a solid case against them.
06:17Sober as a judge, I'm gonna show up today
06:20at the cheeseburger picnic,
06:24and I'm gonna pretend to be a drunken idiot.
06:27And why?
06:30Shit guards, Barb.
06:33Shit guards.
06:41Hey, boys.
06:42Hey, Bubbs.
06:43Hey, boys.
06:44What's up?
06:44Not much.
06:45How are you, dude?
06:46Boys, can you set me up with chips popping up, Barb?
06:49I get no money, boys, but...
06:51Dude, that's cool.
06:52Your credit's good, man.
06:52How's Julian?
06:53How's Ricky doing?
06:54Do they call us or anything?
06:55Do they need dope?
06:56Do they've been working with them?
06:56They might need mix, man.
06:57Do they miss us?
06:58Boys, take a cigarette break.
06:59Calm down.
07:01Do you think you can bring these down,
07:03give them to Ricky,
07:03and tell them they're from the Trevster?
07:05I'm not running your cigarettes for you, Trevor,
07:07like some old cigarette pirate.
07:09You tell them yourself.
07:09I'm going down there right now.
07:11Come with me.
07:13I think you just invited us
07:14to go hang out with Ricky and Julian.
07:15Do you want to go?
07:15I would do, but we've got to run the store.
07:19I think we should go.
07:26Julian, what's wrong with you, man?
07:28Rick, I've got a lot of work to do,
07:29and I've been doing it by myself, okay?
07:32Hey, boys.
07:33Hey, boss.
07:33What's going on?
07:34Not much.
07:37Remember when I asked you
07:38if you wanted anything at the store,
07:39and you said no?
07:41Oh, we're on, guys.
07:42Let's go in my fucking car.
07:42You're working for me today.
07:43You guys stay.
07:44Ricky, they're working for me today.
07:46I don't think so.
07:46Let's go in the fucking car.
07:47Listen, Rick,
07:48I already hired them.
07:49They're working for me, okay?
07:50I'm taking these guys.
07:51Would you guys stop fighting?
07:53Just take one each.
07:54Fine.
07:55I'm taking Corey.
07:56Smarter than Trev.
07:56No, he's not.
07:57I'm taking Corey.
07:58Trevor is fucked in the head.
07:59I'm taking Corey.
08:00Ricky.
08:03Did you not notice
08:04how long Trevor's arms are?
08:06They're like alien garbage scooping arms.
08:08Trevor, get over here.
08:10Let's see your arms.
08:13See?
08:13Look at them.
08:14All right.
08:15I'll take Trevor,
08:15but it's better not to get fucked up.
08:17Let's go, Trevor.
08:18Ricky, guys,
08:19they've one sec to talk to Corey
08:20before we hit the road.
08:21Hurry the fuck up.
08:26What's wrong with you, dude?
08:27Go.
08:28Are you cool with this?
08:29Of course I'm cool with it, dude.
08:31You totally deserve this, man.
08:32Just one second, Ricky.
08:33Dude, I'm so proud of you, man.
08:35Go do this.
08:35Make us proud.
08:36We've been working for this.
08:37You're not jealous
08:37that I'm going to be hanging out
08:39with Ricky all the time now?
08:40Not at all, dude.
08:41It's totally cool.
08:42Nothing, man.
08:42I'm so glad I'm here.
08:42Give me the call.
08:43You mean nothing.
08:44Go ahead of the way, Corey.
08:47Just a second, Ricky.
08:49We've always worked together
08:50and we've never been apart from each other.
08:53So it's a little bit strange
08:55and I'm not sure I'm that comfortable with it.
08:58But it's something we have to try, I guess,
09:00and we have to get over that whole threshold
09:02and see what we can do.
09:07Yo, Ricky, wait up.
09:08Just a second.
09:10Listen, since I was cool with you taking one of my workers,
09:12you've got to promise me something.
09:14Do not show up to the cheeseburger picnic
09:16and fuck things up.
09:17Lady and Randy not together.
09:19That's a volatile situation, Ricky.
09:21Could be dangerous.
09:22So we've got to keep Randy as an ally
09:23until I figure it out.
09:24Okay?
09:25Is that cool?
09:25Fine.
09:26I won't show up to the little cheeseburger picnic,
09:27fucking Randy.
09:28I'm getting drunk today, Julian,
09:29so whatever happens is my fault anyway.
09:30Remember that.
09:31Get in the fucking car, Trevor.
09:34What did that mean?
09:35Did he promise us or not?
09:50Hello?
09:51It's Terry, checking the road for safety.
09:57All right, chap.
09:57It's clear.
09:58Basically, here's how it works.
10:00I mean, sometimes people throw good stuff,
10:02but most times they don't.
10:03So if we see some nice stuff up on someone's lawn,
10:05Trevor goes up,
10:05he grabs his stuff,
10:06and basically he's doing them a favor.
10:07He's throwing it out for them,
10:09putting it to the curb.
10:09That's putting out their garbage.
10:10It's not stealing.
10:11He can't get charged for that.
10:12He's not taking it.
10:13He's just taking it from there
10:14and bringing it down to the curb.
10:16That's it, Trevor.
10:16Bring it to the curb.
10:17Then it's garbage.
10:18Am I almost to the curb?
10:21No, you're not even going.
10:28Trevor, what the fuck are you doing?
10:30What's wrong with you today?
10:44I got a tough job.
10:45I mean, I'm the one that has to do all the thinking here
10:46and all the planning,
10:47and I didn't expect one of my workers
10:48to just have a complete and utter nervous breakdown.
10:51I miss Lucy today, too,
10:53but I'm not breaking down crying.
10:55You got to be a man.
10:56Start thinking for yourself.
10:59Today, I should be fucking with Randy.
11:01I got a bunch of shit to work out with Lucy,
11:03so that's being a man.
11:04You see what I'm saying?
11:06Yeah.
11:07Get your shit together,
11:08get the stuff down on the curb,
11:09then it's garbage.
11:09It's not stealing.
11:11Let's put it over the curb, Trevor.
11:15Once it's at the curb, it's garbage,
11:16so I come along and I take it.
11:17I'm just taking people's garbage.
11:19That's not stealing.
11:20So if he's not stealing, I'm not stealing.
11:22Who's stealing?
11:22Nobody.
11:23It's perfectly fine.
11:25Hey, Trev, you got bus fare?
11:26Yeah.
11:27All right, get the 59 home.
11:29Thanks for the help, bud.
11:42Take a picture, Rick.
11:43It lasts longer.
11:44Fuck off, old bandy.
11:53How's he letting go?
11:54It's going all right, Trent.
11:56It's coming together.
11:57Hey, Dad.
12:01Hey, Trent.
12:02How's school going?
12:03Oh, great.
12:03Cool.
12:05Ricky, what are you doing here?
12:06Just dropping a couple things off.
12:07Trevor stole.
12:08Don't worry about it.
12:10What are you up to, Ricky?
12:11Nothing.
12:13Nothing.
12:14Hey, look me in the eye.
12:18You're up to something, Ricky.
12:19You're going to do something.
12:20I can tell.
12:21Bellas, I'm not even going to Rainy's little cheeseburger get
12:23together, okay?
12:23So what can I possibly do?
12:26It's cool.
12:27I'm going to see Ray all afternoon.
12:28Don't worry about it.
12:29Trent, you got to get the serial numbers off that bike.
12:30There's coughs around everywhere.
12:32Okay.
12:32There's one down bottom.
12:33There's one at the back, okay?
12:34Okay.
12:35See you, sweet.
12:35Bye.
12:36See you, boss.
12:37See you, Ricky.
12:40Well, I didn't really want to come to the cheeseburger picnic, to be honest.
12:43I wanted to just stay back at my shed at home there where it's safe, but Julian wanted
12:48to come down, so I came.
12:50I just wanted to keep my eye on Rainy because he's up to something.
12:54Have you guys seen Cory and Trevor?
12:56Nope.
12:56Haven't seen them.
13:00Do you have Cory and Trevor today?
13:03Sarah.
13:04What?
13:04I said I haven't seen them.
13:05You're smoking weed, aren't you, Sarah?
13:07No.
13:08Hey, check Lucy out.
13:09I think she's gearing up for a little off time from Ricky.
13:12I thought she was happy.
13:13He wasn't doing crime or shit anymore.
13:15Julian, Ricky smells like garbage.
13:17The bees chase him around.
13:19God.
13:20Lucy, let's get drinks.
13:23Well, Sarah was baked.
13:24Then, you know, Lucy, of course, she was baked because those two get baked together.
13:28Sarah was really baked.
13:29She was ripped up pretty hard.
13:31She was laughing at pretty much nothing.
13:33Just words.
13:34Somebody'd say a word and she'd start laughing.
13:37It was easy to tell Lucy was baked.
13:39She was trying to bang every guy at the picnic.
13:44Oh, please.
13:46Please what?
13:47Enough with the sexual references.
13:49Yeah?
13:50Yeah.
13:51Is that enough for you, George?
13:53Whatever you want, Liz.
13:54I think your friend Sarah's looking for you.
13:57Mmm, this is yummy.
13:59I saw her coming on to you.
14:01Don't let Ricky see this.
14:03Tape.
14:04Hello, Julian.
14:05Hello.
14:07You know what?
14:09Trinity's been asking about you.
14:11Have you been smoking weed?
14:13Huh?
14:14A little bit.
14:15You know, you should come over and have a couple of drinks.
14:18Listen, you should tame it down.
14:19Tame it down.
14:19I should tame it down?
14:20Yeah.
14:20You want me to tame it down?
14:23How tame do you want me to be?
14:24Lucy, I don't think Ricky would appreciate this, okay?
14:30Yeah, bud!
14:31Hey, Dad!
14:32Hey, buddy!
14:33We're going to have some fun today, let me tell you.
14:34Bring the liquor?
14:35Oh, yeah.
14:36All right.
14:36Come on in.
14:38Need a hand?
14:39Okay.
14:41There, buddy.
14:41Clear now.
14:44Beer?
14:45Oh.
14:45Hard stuff?
14:46Thanks, buddy.
14:47Good dope?
14:48Oh, shit.
14:49Look at Lucy's cell phone.
14:51Let's get drunk.
14:52Smoke one of these.
14:53Let's make some calls.
14:55Randy, is that the end of the burgers?
14:57Yeah, Barb, we're getting low.
14:58What do you mean we're getting low?
14:59There's five cases back in my trailer.
15:01Barb, keep it down.
15:02Those are my personal burgers.
15:03Randy, your burgers are the park's burgers.
15:06Barb, end of discussion.
15:08There's that guy right there with a big gut.
15:10Randy, red hot chili peppers are here to deliver your pizzas.
15:14I didn't order any pizzas.
15:15Barb, did you order any pizzas?
15:16No.
15:17Anyone here named Randy order any pizzas?
15:21Sorry, bud.
15:22You got to take them back.
15:22People started showing up.
15:24Taxi drivers, plumbers, electricians, flower guy.
15:29A guy showed up with a stuffed fox for sale or something that Ricky ordered here.
15:35What is going on here?
15:37I don't know.
15:38Randy, did you call these guys?
15:39I didn't even call any of these fucking guys.
15:41Randy.
15:42Andy.
15:42Well, the cheeseburger picnic was going along, you know, just fine until Randy got up and gave his speech.
15:51Hello, everybody.
15:53Thanks a lot for coming out to the cheeseburger picnic.
15:55I just want to remind everyone that it's only one cheeseburger per park resident.
16:00Does that go for you too, Randy?
16:02How many did you drive into that big fucking cheeseburger locker?
16:05Very funny, Bubbles.
16:07I'd like to also extend a very special thank you to my friends down at the police department for coming
16:12down.
16:13Thanks, guys.
16:15I'm sure you've all heard by now that I'm the new associate trailer park supervisor.
16:20Now that I'm in charge, things are going to change in Sunnyvale big time.
16:24I'm going to clean this park up.
16:27Woo!
16:28Randy.
16:30For those of you who pay your lot fees, keep your trailers in good shape, and don't break any of
16:35the rules, you've got nothing to worry about.
16:38For everybody else, newsflash, zero tolerance.
16:44Your days are numbered.
16:46I can promise, along with my friends at the police department, that you will be escorted out of Sunnyvale, personally.
16:54Enjoy the cheeseburgers, everybody.
16:57Hello, everybody.
17:04Oh, gummy bears.
17:07Oh, he's fucking wasted again, Julian.
17:09You probably all heard that I was fired at the Supervale of the Sunny Park Park.
17:17It's not true.
17:19I quit.
17:21Jim.
17:23And you want to know why?
17:25You want to know why?
17:27Because I don't give a shit.
17:30I really don't, Julian.
17:33This place is a dump.
17:36You have my permission to do whatever you want, anytime, anyplace, and you don't have to listen to Pills Bandy,
17:44Doughboy, or Team Sexy.
17:47Oh, my God.
17:50I tell you what, I'll have a little drink.
17:54Celebrate your little picnic-y.
17:57That's a shame.
17:59Oh, my God, what a fucking drunk whore show.
18:03The cheeseburger picnic was going great.
18:06Barbara and Ted said I did a real good job.
18:07Then the shitstorm broke out.
18:09All these contractors and companies showed up.
18:11They're all looking for Randy.
18:12Where's Randy?
18:13Randy's got to pay for this.
18:18Barb?
18:20Hi, Sam.
18:21Hey, Randy.
18:22Do you want to sign this so I can get started, please?
18:24Sign what?
18:25It's a purchase order.
18:26Purchase order for what?
18:27To pave the park.
18:29I didn't call to have the park paved.
18:31I got an emergency call to get down here and pave the park right away.
18:34Sign it so I can get started.
18:36I didn't do it, Sam.
18:37I didn't call you.
18:37Fuck, there's your name.
18:38Randy Bobandy.
18:39Now sign it so I can get started.
18:40He said he didn't call, Sam.
18:42Bobandy?
18:43Look.
18:44I didn't call.
18:44I didn't call.
18:45Once I start that truck, I'm on the fucking clock, okay?
18:47So sign it so I can get started.
18:49I'm not signing shit.
18:50Why don't you go back and pave your cave, you fucking caveman?
18:53The fuck you call me?
18:54Well, you are a caveman, Sam.
18:56Yeah, a fucking caveman.
18:57Listen, burger boy.
18:58You fucking pay me right now.
19:00You pay me right now.
19:01I'm not paying Randy.
19:02Randy.
19:03Back off.
19:04Sam.
19:04Fucking pay me, you bastard.
19:05Sam.
19:06Caveman.
19:06All right.
19:07You guys are under arrest for breach of the peace.
19:09They're fuckers every time I come down here.
19:11It's not my fault.
19:13I've got to deal with you here, Randy.
19:14Ted, this is bullshit.
19:15I was just trying to have a nice cheeseburger picnic and it got all fucked up.
19:19Son of a bitch.
19:20For fuck's sake.
19:21This is fucking bullshit.
19:25Hey, Bill.
19:26Hey.
19:27Got her all fixed up, bud.
19:29Thanks a lot, Mr. Lee.
19:30I'm going to live behind him a lot, please, could I?
19:32I'll tell you later, maybe.
19:34No problem, buddy.
19:36I'm being there.
19:38Take it easy, Jim.
19:42Sure?
19:43Looking good, Jim.
19:44Looking good.
19:48Listen.
19:49That was amazing what you just pulled off at that picnic.
19:52I was so proud of you.
19:53You are a good actor.
19:55You know what?
19:55I think that you should get back into doing those plays at the Blanford Recreation Center.
19:59Man.
20:00It wouldn't be the same with Opal Bandy.
20:09Listen.
20:09You know, I understand why you miss Randy.
20:11The more I get to know him, the more I respect him.
20:13Yeah, he's one in a million, Barb.
20:15I don't know why you're arresting me.
20:17This clearly wasn't my fault.
20:18It was Sam Lasko's fault.
20:19That guy, he's dangerous.
20:20You should be keeping a close eye on him.
20:22I don't trust him.
20:23That's all right, Randy.
20:25Now, you're not really under arrest.
20:26But I had to put you in the car because I didn't want anybody thinking I was playing favorites.
20:31I like your style, Randy, but I can't have you driving around on the cruiser with no shirt on.
20:35I don't want to ask you to do this, but do you mind?
20:57Lucy!
21:01Lucy, what the fuck?
21:02What the fuck are you doing here?
21:04You're not supposed to be here.
21:05You're not even allowed in here anymore.
21:07Who's in here smoking dope with you?
21:08Nobody.
21:09Nobody?
21:10Yeah, right.
21:10Nobody's in here.
21:13Oh, you greasy bastard, George.
21:16I can't believe Officer Dicklock's in here.
21:18Lucy handcuffed to the shower.
21:20Ricky, what are you doing here?
21:21Lucy, give me the keys to these cuffs.
21:23It's not over here, George.
21:24No hard feelings, eh, Rick?
21:25You know, we're just kind of messing around.
21:26No talking, George.
21:26No talking.
21:28Come on, Lucy.
21:30Based on this little situation, I propose that we take a little break.
21:32That's a great proposal, but can we talk about this later?
21:34It's kind of awkward right now.
21:36You know what?
21:36Just get your shit.
21:37Get off the front lawn.
21:37Get your car out of here.
21:38We'll fucking talk about this later.
21:40Fine, I'm leaving.
21:41Okay, we'll take that with you.
21:42I'll still be here for Trin, Lucy, but I'm gone.
21:44Okay, go.
21:45I don't want you to drink.
21:47Talk to you later.
21:48Bye.
21:48See you, Lucy.
21:58I don't want you to drink.
22:05I don't want you to drink.
22:06I don't want you to drink.
22:06I don't want you to drink.
22:07I don't want you to drink.
22:08I don't want you to drink.
22:08I don't want you to drink.
22:09I don't want you to drink.
22:10I don't want you to drink.
22:10I don't want you to drink.
22:12I don't want you to drink.
22:15I don't want you to drink.
22:26Thank you so much for watching.