00:00this person sent an email he has a little bit of a dilemma he said i'm a long-time listener
00:09first-time emailer been with my girlfriend now for about four years and we finally decided to
00:15go ahead and have a three-way neither i or her have had a three-way before so this will be the
00:21both both of the first times for us we have finally found a girl willing to come over and
00:27have this three-way with us she's an old friend but i've known her for some time now i'm writing
00:34you today because we've both been curious of how do we start it do your listeners we thought they
00:40may have an idea do you just invite them over they walk in the door y'all get naked and bang
00:44do you go out to dinner get to know each other first then go home does this person know they're
00:49there for a threesome or are you springing it on them well yeah they said they found a girl willing
00:54to come over and have a three-way with us so obviously well i wouldn't do any of that other
00:58dumb stuff i mean if you have to ask how to start a three-way you shouldn't have one yeah it's gonna
01:04end up awkward i think you should make some pizza rolls and i think that you should have like a
01:10i think you should have a bowl of m&ms and beverages that's a good one yeah yeah pizza rolls nothing
01:17goes better with banging than pizza rolls put some of those like rubber sheets on your bed yeah if you
01:21want me to have a threesome with you pizza rolls that's how to do it well you have to get nude
01:25first then eat pizza rolls i'm very lonely yeah james he's got pizza rolls there's your threesome
01:36yeah i'm referred to as the king of the pizza roll what kind of pizza rolls oh supreme supreme
01:42chuck prefers the meat lovers yeah extra sausage he loves me james knows me james knows me best
01:51some ballroom dancing maybe oh wow that's what he's doing dancing that's interesting yeah
01:56are they from around here are they from around here i'm not sure that's a place he could go
02:02you do you get some dancing and some steaks yeah wow steaks really just knock her socks off
02:11yeah you're gonna want socks need to be knocked off your socks are already up
02:16that was james twirling me chuck has a phenomenal curtsy uh this couple says they hang out they play
02:35a game they have a drink they get comfortable with each other and then they bang pull out
02:40scrabble oh my god lease oh trouble trouble
02:43yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah let's go have sex with everyone
02:52yeah eat some soup yeah oh yeah soup's a great reason
02:55the slurping gets you the slurping gets you ready
03:00charades oh my god pictionary okay one one word one word sounds like
03:11erection boner a giant wiener oh yeah doggy style thrust
03:19thrust thrust sex pound hard
03:22taking it giving it sounds like oh knock knock solid rock knock knock tell ron's like
03:32sounds like hard rock hard rock hard rock hard yes yes let's go have sex yay
03:39anything unsexier than that sound soup slurping soup slurping's a terrible sound wow the worst
03:50things you could do before a threesome huh that's what we're here for that's that's better mini
03:56golf mini golf oh that's sexy yeah what's sexier than mini golf naked mini golf james james help
04:03me here help me make this pot oh i'm making sure we get a hole in one
04:07bowling bowling's good oh yeah hell yeah it's sexier than a bowling alley yeah i find that
04:17nothing gets me hotter than some bocce ball
04:19yeah rented shoes whoa the smell of those rented shoes yeah horseshoes
04:27oh horseshoes yeah we're making gingerbread houses
04:32this guy said what i did i just pushed the two girls faces together and then i stuffed mine into
04:40the mix and it kind of went from there now kiss yes and i'm i'm joining wow that's wild that's
04:46not a good start
04:47drinks and then the girls need to start whether they tease the boy by kissing or whatnot it's less
04:54awkward if the girls started i never thought it'd be weird to just come walking in like
04:59my turn yeah someone gets ordered strip poker keeps coming up over and over again that's how a lot of
05:08threesomes start that's lame it is that's how the wife and i always start our threesomes
05:14or twister twisters come up like five times twister what is it uh twister it's like advice from 1976
05:21dude i'm a fat guy if i'm playing naked twister nobody's gonna be aroused you guys like that's
05:27the thing strip poker strip game strip twister strip poker it keeps coming up over and over again
05:33strip pong strip pong it's from 1973 yeah these are all old swingers yeah i'll tell you what we did
05:42yeah strip poker poker oh they do strip to reveal pursuit oh god strip truth or dare
05:50that's how do people even why are they doing strip pool twister break out the accordion
05:59tether ball
06:00nothing sexy that's the most beautiful hot sound
06:06i can't even imagine like two girls getting it on and you're playing the accordion you're like
06:11trying to make it i didn't hear real well i thought you said strip poker
06:14oh god
06:20nope jesus christ hopefully that gave you some wonderful ideas yeah
06:25or some real horrible ones yeah soup and pizza rolls
06:28soup yep jousting soup that's how you do it soup
06:31nothing's better i've made a chowder
06:36chowder enjoy
06:37it's our special
06:38cream bay soup
06:39yeah always the way to go
06:41you
