00:00no matter how cool you may think you are no matter how cool you actually are your kids
00:11still think you're the least cool person on the planet my god my kids hate me a new survey asked
00:16kids between 8 and 17 what's the most embarrassing thing your parents do i think this is crazy
00:25because i can't imagine doing it in front of my kids friends or anything farting made the list
00:31oh i would never i wouldn't fart with them i mean you said the bryster didn't mind being in his
00:36underwear when you had people over but he wouldn't be the guy that would fart in front of your friends
00:40right or that no matter to him no no from the top to the bottom here uh teasing them about a boy or a
00:47girl yelling at them in front of their friends yeah like i've had to choke slam roan a couple
00:54times in front of his friends joke slamming oh well listen one time him and his buddies are
01:02running around playing nerf guns they're firing these nerf things roan's got some nerf guns that
01:08are like an actual bullet okay like he had this thing it had like a nerf bullet was about the size
01:15of a cigar okay and he was being cool and i was sitting there on the xbox i'm playing my xbox and
01:23he's running i'm like hey guys go ahead shoot everyone at whatever you guys want to do don't
01:28run in front of me while i'm trying to play so roan does it a couple times i'm like roan he does
01:37he runs in front of me like like hip shooting and shoots me right in the face oh damn
01:45roan's friends saw some things that day oh did you get that look on your face the crate you know like
01:55he saw it he dropped the gun he tried to run but i got his ankle oh damn
02:03what happened to him after that and his friends you could their faces were like
02:12because of what they witnessed that day he poked the bear he poked the bear he did um what was crazy
02:21about it is i think because i did it in front of his friends he shot me again what oh my god
02:30damn didn't go well did his friends have to leave it was the wrong choice
02:37oh uh yeah his friends had time to go his friends uh his friends wanted i'm sure they wanted to leave
02:45yeah yeah his friends wanted to leave that day oh sure totally uncomfortable right so that i understand
02:51like getting when you get in trouble in front of your friends that's the worst that's the worst
02:58yeah but f up and do it intentionally well that's the thing like i would have never done that me
03:05neither if he hadn't pushed it if like i would have never done that to my dad yeah i couldn't even
03:10imagine if i shot my dad oh my god in the head with my dad would have thrown me oh my god my dad
03:17might have shot me with a real bullet yeah man yep yeah no my kids i mean i believe they'd never do
03:30anything like that because i'm just like you i go to a certain point and then i don't care you know
03:34what it was it was being cool right you know it was trying to be cool funny he was trying to be like
03:41cool you know like it's not this isn't everything's gonna be fine yeah it wasn't oh you'll find that
03:47it's not you'll find your coolness i can't imagine the look on his face when you got him by the ankle
03:52and his buddies too his poor little buddies they're probably like those little nerd voices you guys
03:56yeah it was he was begging you had your choice you made your choice and all because he was interfering
04:05with your shoot them up video game yeah yeah yeah i think well then and shot me in the head too
04:10let's not forget that that is really what made me angry right the shooting in the head yes and then
04:18again after you got his ankle what was amazing was the accuracy of his from the hip shot which
04:26literally hit me right in between the eyes oh my god practiced on fortnight dude it this bullet hit me
04:31right here and so as angry as i was i was in my brain i was like what a tremendous shot oh my god
04:41this kid has got a tremendous shot but he must be punished but i have to kill him his last thing will
04:48be the most amazing shot ever his poor little buddy from the hip it hit you like dude he just ran by
04:54like oh wham this thing travels at i don't know 60 miles an hour or whatever it comes out at would
05:02have been awesome if it had a suction cup on the end and it's stuck like right between your eyes dude
05:06like in a movie oh man
05:08no this is a hard piece of plastic i just know my dad had such a short fuse dude like i couldn't do
05:17anything like that that pushed him yeah i remember one time i was supposed to clean my room and he was
05:22like reaching over i had bunk beds in there and he reached over and hit his head he did it to
05:27himself and he took this box i had that stuff in it and he threw it at the wall and it left a crater
05:34in the wall everything smashed i was like five i was like sweet dude the wrath is crazy
05:43this is the first time i feel like i have something in common with andy's dad
05:51that's how i would react as a father rage what is up he was mad because he was in there
05:57because of something i didn't do and then he was doing it and then hit his head and got so pissed
06:03no i think everyone from our generation has one of those stories at least they'll never leave you
06:14mine was my dad karate chopping yeah the ladder in my bunk bed destroying it with his hands in half
06:20trying to get to me yep the power the brute power that man had to karate chop like bruce lee through
06:27wood to get to his child who swore at him yeah the one and only time in my life i did it
06:33my dad to me might as well have turned into a sasquatch at that moment because it was crazy
06:38i was like yeah he's like strength the amazing accuracy it's your force that he threw that
06:45it's incredible it's like the x-man
