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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about major traffic issues that a town in Boston is suffering from after the recent opening of a weed store and how their minds would have been blown if someone traveled back in time to tell them this would be a problem in the future.

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00:00so uh it's been legal in massachusetts for a while but the first store has opened up recently
00:10and it's causing some big troubles some of our uh fellow staff members from alt 92 9 in boston
00:16just did investigative journalism over the weekend to see how long it would take them to buy weed at
00:22this store in leicester and it took a long time in fact it's causing some major problems out there
00:28with traffic and lineups and they were taken like they had to park somewhere else and take a shuttle
00:34like they're shuttling people from another off-site parking lot at least you can do that i mean at
00:40least you can do that but i was thinking like just back in the day like sitting around and with my
00:47lava lamp and mood ring yeah and if somebody were to come from the future and say one day you're
00:53gonna have to take a shuttle to buy your weed what i have to take a shuttle to go to a store
01:02it's a weed shuttle time traveling stoners yeah exactly all of all the weed it's basically bill
01:12and dead come back to blow lisa's mind from the future yeah that's a cool mood ring man what is that
01:19a lava lamp listen future's a wild place listen lise um it's gonna be legal here and you're gonna be
01:28able unless president donald trump says that we can't we're hoping that he doesn't she wasn't ready
01:37for that she was and we blew her mind pretty good look at her mood changing on a ring like the
01:42boutiques that they have in la and it's all fancy yeah well that's this place in leicester it's super
01:48fancy yeah that's fancy they even have fancier places like an apple store that's has that sells
01:53weed yeah yeah and that place in vegas that giant super store oh yeah yeah there's some really nice
01:58places i do like mind blown lisa i'm from the year 2018 this is the storyline i need to do for the
02:07back of the future reboot right here yeah right there it's not bad i've come to tell you weed is a
02:11game changer in the future man you're gonna want to choose different routes it fixes the roads it saves
02:17everything well by the time by the time it's 2018 our roads will be so terrible you won't believe
02:25your eyes because it's less like roads and more just like cobblestone ruin it looks like a surface
02:32of the moon out there on the roads but luckily you can shuttle to get your weed man you need it look
02:39at that mood ring changing again man you're just an emotional roller coaster huh i'm sorry we scared
02:44you were from the future every time every time we the weed guys would show up there'd be giant puff of
02:51smoke but i'd be like they'd all be like that's not time travel smoke that's our smoke you mean i
02:59don't have to page my my weed dealer no man this is just yeah yeah check check this out this is what
03:07we use in the future it's called it's called an iphone yeah look at that thing man it's crazy
03:12you get porn on there yeah go ahead and touch it go ahead play with it put your fingers on it
03:17yeah no you touch when you touch this screen it does stuff it's called touch screen can i get my
03:25aol on there oh my god man you're so crazy what are you 100 let me put that mood ring on so i can see
03:33i'm confused by your attachment to aol let me put that on for a second look at that i am i find you
03:39hilarious did you get it man that mood ring i do i got one on myself they'd have to keep popping in
03:48lisa
03:49sorry about all the smoke that's us we're from the future remember turns out the only way to travel
04:01through time is to be really high that's the best way to do it we shuttled here from the future yeah
04:08exactly time time shuttle that lava lamp is cool oh god lisa's time traveling stoners you're gonna
04:15have to turn off that lava lamp so we can tell you about the future we're just gonna we're gonna just
04:20stare at it we can't focus man because i'm like is that gonna be a big one that breaks off
04:25is that gonna be just one of the long tubey ones yeah a little bubble no it's a little one
04:31you're right but we're from the year 2018 18 18 18 president donald trump things are nuts
04:43you couldn't even imagine no get this president donald trump took over for a black guy
04:48i know wrap your mind around that stuff is nuts
04:54oh little lisa and her pager yeah the lava lamp's hot i just burned myself man don't touch it man
05:01that's crazy all right see you time traveling stoners
05:03back to the year 2018 18
05:07away they go uh so we're talking about the fact that that's uh the space time that's the noise
05:16yeah that's our time traveling noise
05:20we're from the year 28
05:23we're from the year 28

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