00:00Off to Clare, Michigan now, where police say after a brief standoff with a 67-year-old man,
00:09they found more than 50 swords and knives, some of which are illegal inside his place.
00:16The police chief of Clare said he had more swords than the Revolutionary Army had.
00:23Bernie Gossett was arraigned this week on charges of assault and possession of dangerous weapons.
00:28It's a five-year felony.
00:29I wonder what Bernie looks like.
00:30Oh, I got him.
00:31You got him.
00:32There's Bernie.
00:32Oh, boy.
00:34I think that would be you.
00:35That's why I can't watch the sword, late-night sword.
00:39Oh, those guys that'll sell you like a thousand knives in one set for $14.95.
00:45What do you think you're most at risk of collecting en masse?
00:50Guitars right now is the worst thing, but I have...
00:52I mean, I just bought one again the other day, but I try...
00:56What do you do with them all?
00:57I just have them.
01:00I want, like, movie swords.
01:03Same thing, almost.
01:04Like framed on the wall?
01:05No, or...
01:06No, just, like, loose.
01:08Yeah, loose.
01:09Or, like, hanging or whatever.
01:11You two will make quite a pair.
01:12I tell you what, it doesn't...
01:14The ladies aren't flocking.
01:15If trouble hits and me and Andy end up living together, we will only fuel each other's...
01:25Oh, that's your choice.
01:26I'm looking at the mask.
01:27I got you one, too.
01:28There'll be two of every mask.
01:30And there'll be nowhere to walk.
01:31It's mask day.
01:32There'll be nowhere to walk in your place.
01:35Chuck and Andy live together full of swords, masks, and guitars.
01:38No, I can't.
01:39It'll just be, like, us sitting, like, with our swords and masks on.
01:43Yeah.
01:44Forged in fire.
01:46Watching shows where they're making swords.
01:48You'll both be 800 pounds.
01:49Yep.
01:50Come on in, Dave.
01:51Mind the swords.
01:52I'll tell you, we've never been happier in our whole entire life.
01:57Through happiness, the swords and masks.
02:01I would have never thought this would have led to ultimate happiness.
02:05But it has.
02:06Chuck, play him a tune on your sword tar.
02:09Okay.
02:11Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
02:14My fingers have a hard time hitting just one string at a time.
02:17It's Star Wars playing on a loop on one of the TVs in the corner.
02:20Oh, it'll be like a rap star's house.
02:23They have, like, just Scarface play, and there'll just be Star Wars everywhere.
02:28It's our continuous loop.
02:30It's a lazy Saturday today.
02:32You want me to get the capes?
02:35And it's cake day.
02:36We'd have all sorts of days.
02:39Cake day.
02:40Cake day.
02:40Cake day sounds like the gayest day around.
02:43No.
02:43It's cake day.
02:44At least it comes over, and we're both like.
02:46I bring a cake, because I thought you said it was cake day.
02:49Oh, cake day.
02:50Hey, Lisa.
02:50Cake day.
02:51Oh, Lisa.
02:52Well, thank you so much for the cake.
02:54We'll take the cake, but you need a cape?
02:58Yeah.
02:59I'll put this cape there.
03:00We're sitting around eating cake with capes.
03:02Yep.
03:03Cake with capes.
03:05Lisa's like, oh, I'm going to go check on the boys.
03:07I don't know how they're doing, but I'm going to go just look in on them, because it's real
03:11dark over there right now.
03:13And then we've got capes for her, and a mask.
03:16I'll come over, but I'll have to be in a hazmat suit.
03:18I have a feeling that place is going to be dirty.
03:20Oh, it'll be so dirty.
03:21It'll be so dirty.
03:22Yeah, it won't be good.
03:24Can you know what?
03:24Maids?
03:25We'll have maids.
03:26Don't worry.
03:26We'll have like an R2-D2 version of the Roomba.
03:29Yeah, exactly.
03:32You'll have that Han Solo frozen in carbonite fridge.
03:35Oh, you've got to get that, right?
03:37For sure.
03:38I'm lucky I don't have that now.
03:40What's that, R2?
03:42You need changed?
03:44Do you need your filter changed from all the vacuuming?
03:47Yeah.
03:48Are you kidding me, man?
03:49We're going to do it upright.
03:51That's a scary thought.
03:52That'd be sweet.
03:53It really is.
03:53Chuck and Andy move in together and just start collecting stuff.
03:56Slave Leia.
03:58You should get a housekeeper dressed as Slave Leia.
04:00Yeah, that's okay.
04:01She's going to be a bigger lady from downriver, but you should ask her to put a Slave Leia costume
04:05on.
04:05I don't think it's going to be a housekeeper.
04:06Or, I think it's going to be a real sex doll dressed in a Slave Leia outfit.
04:10That's what I think, too.
04:11That's what I think, too.
04:12It's going to be in a room that looks like Jabba's Palace.
04:15It's super sad.
04:16There's a chubbier Star Wars.
04:19Uh-oh.
04:20Roomba needs changed.
04:23Oh.
04:24It's a live lesson inside Chuck and Andy's future home.
04:27Oh, my God.
04:28I'm sorry, but that would be awesome.
04:30It would be.
04:31That's our cleaning robot.
04:35Vacuums.
04:36What's that, R2?
04:36You found my cookies?
04:39Oh, you found the cookies?
04:41Hey, God.
04:44I know R2, but they're Oreos.
04:48Well, we're eating them anyway, R2.
04:51Lisa comes over for cake day, and I'm like, oh, go get Chuck.
04:54He's just forging some swords there, baby.
04:57Tink, tink, tink, tink, tink.
04:58It's so Lisa's here for cake day.
04:59What?
05:00I couldn't hear you.
05:01Tink, tink, tink, tink, tink.
05:02You have her cake, would you?
05:05Oh, yeah.
05:06I'll get her, Kate.
05:07Does she want making a fortune Wonder Woman sword right now?
05:12You can do that, dude.
05:13Tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink.
05:14That would be nice.
05:14She'll like that.
05:15Beautiful work.
05:16Thanks.
05:18It's my 7,000th sword.
05:20I know, you can tell
05:21You got those skills
05:23What a weird visit that would be
05:27I don't know, we'd be so happy
05:29Here's your Princess Leia hair mops
05:30You gotta wear them if you come over
05:34Put them on, Lise
05:35Come around
05:36Did you know how long it took us to dye them blonde?
