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Roxanne Does The Cube Test With Fester Froggy and Coop
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00:00I want you to all close your eyes.
00:03This is a little ASMR-ish, but just go with me here.
00:07Okay.
00:08I want you.
00:09Okay, listen.
00:10Don't shout your answers out.
00:11I'm going to give you.
00:12Can you start calling ASMR ASMR?
00:14Please.
00:15It just sounds funny.
00:17I want you to close your eyes.
00:20Think of your answer.
00:22But I will say, does everyone have their answer?
00:25You nod.
00:26And then I'll go person by person.
00:28Okay?
00:30Here we go.
00:32Imagine a desert.
00:36This can be a real desert you know, one you've seen in pictures, or pure fantasy.
00:45Does everyone have their desert?
00:47Wait, what's the question?
00:49Imagine a desert.
00:52Picture your...
00:52A real desert?
00:54Like Boston cream pie?
00:57No.
00:57Or, oh wait.
00:59One S.
01:00Oh, desert.
01:01Desert.
01:02Sahara.
01:03Oh, okay.
01:04I'm sorry.
01:04I got to recalculate.
01:05All right, so we're thinking of a desert?
01:06Yes.
01:07Yes.
01:08Okay.
01:09Does everyone have their desert?
01:12Yes.
01:13Yes.
01:13Nods.
01:13Okay, yes.
01:14We're going to start with you, Froggy.
01:16What does your desert look like?
01:17It's very sandy.
01:20That's it.
01:22Well, it's a desert.
01:23It's pretty bare.
01:24I'm looking at my desert, and there's nothing but sand.
01:27Okay.
01:28Wait!
01:30Okay.
01:30I see a cactus.
01:32Yeah?
01:32I see a cactus.
01:34One prickly cactus.
01:36What about you, Fester?
01:38Okay, so not to sound like I'm copying Froggy, but my desert is also sandy.
01:44It's somewhat hilly and barren.
01:49Hilly and barren.
01:50And there's a McDonald's or a fast food restaurant in the middle of the road.
01:53That is a mirage.
01:55It just disappeared.
01:56No.
01:56There's no mirages, no palm trees, no little oasises, no camels, just hilly sand and clear
02:04blue sky.
02:05I need you to also remember what you're telling me right now, because I'm not going to remember
02:09all of it.
02:10Coop, what does your desert look like?
02:13I'm going to think outside of the box here, and my desert is actually a desert of ice.
02:17There's no sand.
02:19I'm seeing penguins like an Antarctica desert.
02:22Not part of the game.
02:24That's a desert?
02:25A desert is anything without rain.
02:28Can I open my eyes, or do I have to keep them closed?
02:31No, I'm going to argue with you with my eyes closed.
02:33Deserted doesn't make it a desert.
02:36Any place with no rain is a desert.
02:38Look it up.
02:39That is new Gen Z textbooks that we have not read.
02:43Go back to a traditional desert, Coop.
02:45Okay, okay, fine.
02:46Coop, your icy, windy storm desert.
02:49You could say fantasy desert.
02:50Okay.
02:51Yeah, exactly.
02:52It's like a Star Wars cold desert.
02:53Okay, sure.
02:54In this desert, all of a sudden, there is a cube.
03:04Okay.
03:05How big is the cube?
03:10What color is the cube?
03:13What's the texture?
03:16What's your cube made of?
03:19If you can even tell.
03:21Is it solid or hollow?
03:24How far is it from you?
03:28Is it sitting flat on the sand?
03:32Or Coop's frozen, what, tundra?
03:36Or is it in a different position?
03:39Has everyone pictured their cube?
03:42Yes.
03:44Yes.
03:44Yeah.
03:45Okay, we're going to start with you this time, Coop.
03:47What does your cube look like?
03:48Um, excuse me.
03:50It is in, it's a silver cube.
03:54It's nice and bright, and it's in the mouth of a mountain lion.
04:01Coop, you're trying to get extra points for creativity today, and this is not the time
04:05or place.
04:06It's just my fantasy desert.
04:07Don't be creative here, Coop.
04:09It's just boring.
04:10Okay.
04:11All right, come on.
04:11Okay.
04:12Fester.
04:13Yes.
04:14What does your cube look like?
04:16My cube, it's about the size of like a really big Yeti cooler, but it's made of glass, and
04:26it's smooth.
04:27I can't tell if it's solid or hollow.
04:31Okay.
04:34All right.
04:35Okay, it's your turn, Froggy.
04:36My cube is made of a new alien-made texture that is invisible to the human eye.
04:44So, I cannot see my cube.
04:50I'd like to change my answer.
04:52I'd like to change my answer to what Froggy said.
04:55Well, you're going to have to purchase my invisible texture maker.
04:58Damn it.
04:59I'll start with my glass cube.
05:00Okay, now in the desert, you see a ladder.
05:07What is the ladder made of?
05:11Where is the ladder in relation to the cube?
05:16How many rungs does it have, roughly?
05:18Does everyone have their ladder?
05:23Yes.
05:24Fester.
05:25Yes.
05:26What does your ladder look like?
05:27It looks like an aluminum ladder.
05:31It's like if we were painting a wall, that kind of aluminum ladder with like eight rungs,
05:36and then it has like the other side that supports it, makes like the little A-frame.
05:39It's that.
05:40It's probably like, you know, eight feet tall, not like the super big one.
05:45And it's silver, and it's behind my cube.
05:48Okay.
05:49And it's just sitting in the sand.
05:51Froggy?
05:53Well, my ladder, it's made of, it looks like pasta.
05:57Cooked pasta.
05:58You have a spaghetti rope ladder?
06:00That's right.
06:00Really good, actually.
06:01Climb it, because every time it's cooked so tenderly, the pasta just breaks off.
06:05If you're going to make a ladder out of pasta, it should really be closer to the al dente side.
06:10Agreed.
06:12Agreed.
06:12Give it a taste.
06:13But next to it is a rope that I can climb.
06:18It's just there.
06:19I don't know why.
06:20Maybe because I can't climb the pasta ladder.
06:23But the rope is not made of pasta.
06:25Is the rope made of rope material?
06:27It's actually a twist-like.
06:29Oh.
06:29So delicious.
06:31Wait, can I go to his desert?
06:32Because this sounds more fun.
06:34Coop, you're stuck in your weird desert that was not part of the instructions.
06:39But I'd like to know what your ladder looks like.
06:41Well, my ladder is not as exciting.
06:43It's just a step ladder.
06:44You know, like one that you just use in your kitchen to get to the top of the shelf.
06:49The ladder sucks.
06:50I know.
06:50They gave me a bad ladder.
06:52I'll say Dave the Dwarf has that ladder.
06:54That's how he navigates his whole kitchen.
06:55Oh, God.
06:56If Dave the Dwarf shows up, I think he, I don't know.
06:58But, uh...
07:00Just talking trash about Dave.
07:01Oh, I'm just, I'm pointing something out.
07:03Coop's talking trash.
07:04Two.
07:05Okay.
07:05So that's it, Coop.
07:07Oh, it's made of glass.
07:08Does that help?
07:08What?
07:09You ripped off his ladder.
07:10No, my cube is aluminum.
07:12My cube is made of glass.
07:13Oh, wait.
07:13Dave the Dwarf is showing up.
07:14Hey, Dave.
07:15What's going on?
07:15Uh, you want to, do you need this ladder?
07:19All right.
07:20Well, you can take the ladder.
07:22Dave is not in the desert.
07:25In the desert, there are two more questions, guys.
07:28You're, you're, stay on task here.
07:29Keep your eyes closed.
07:30In the desert, there's also a horse.
07:34What kind of horse is it?
07:37What color?
07:39Where's the horse?
07:42What's it doing?
07:45Saddle?
07:46Bridal?
07:47Nothing?
07:48A nude horse?
07:50As opposed to a horse with clothes on?
07:54Does everyone have their horse?
07:56Coop?
07:57Yes.
07:58Tell me about your horse.
08:00Um, my horse is actually donkey.
08:04Is a donkey?
08:05It's actually donkey from Shrek.
08:07Just showed up, so.
08:07Okay.
08:08All right.
08:09I'm sorry.
08:10Okay.
08:12Vester?
08:14My horse is a, a black stallion.
08:19And it's just kind of standing there looking at me.
08:22Looking, or looking at the cube, I guess.
08:24And I'm standing opposite.
08:26I guess the horse is standing behind the cube.
08:28Equal to the ladder.
08:30Although he's like in his own, or she's in his, or her own, uh, area.
08:34And she's a big black horse looking at me.
08:37Okay.
08:38And what about you, Froggy?
08:39My horse is actually half shark.
08:41It has a shark head.
08:42And it has fins.
08:44And it's humping my pasta ladder.
08:46I don't know why it's humping.
08:48But the shark is trying to put his fins around it, like grip it.
08:52He can't do it.
08:54Nobody else has a half shark toy.
08:55You just have a normal black horse?
08:58Well, if you have a, if you have a pasta.
09:01In your fancy world?
09:02If you could make love to anything, would you make love to a cube that could have all kinds of mystery and excitement into it?
09:06Or a ladder of wilted pasta?
09:09And pasta.
09:10Oh, disgusting.
09:11Okay.
09:12Somewhere in the desert is a storm.
09:16Did you say storm?
09:19Storm.
09:21Storm.
09:21Ma.
09:23Okay.
09:23What kind of storm is this?
09:25Where do you see it?
09:27Does it affect the cube, the ladder, the horse, or not?
09:31If so, how?
09:34Everyone had their storm?
09:36Yeah.
09:38Fester?
09:40Fester?
09:41Storm, please.
09:42I'm sorry.
09:42That was your snore storm.
09:45My storm, much like my life, is forever brewing on my horizon.
09:51It's not to me yet, but I see it and fear it.
09:55The horse seems undaunted.
09:57The ladder still stands, and the cube is unaffected.
10:00However, I can see a dark gray storm now over the hills of the desert.
10:07Froggy.
10:09Still imagining.
10:10Go to coop first.
10:11Coop.
10:12Storm.
10:12My storm is a snow storm to fit with my snow desert.
10:19It's really cold.
10:20It's like a blizzard almost.
10:23The cube doesn't really get affected.
10:25It's just kind of sitting there.
10:27So I'll let you know how bad the storm is, you know, as it keeps brewing.
10:32Froggy.
10:33I keep hearing something in the distance.
10:37I don't know.
10:37It's weird.
10:38It's weird.
10:38I don't know what it is.
10:46It's thunder.
10:47It's not thunder.
10:48It's thunder.
10:50It's thunder.
10:50It's thunder.
10:54Okay.
10:54Mine's a lightning storm filled with thunder.
10:56Okay.
10:57All right, guys.
10:57Open your eyes.
10:58Open your eyes.
10:58Now for the big, big reveal.
11:04All right.
11:04Here we go.
11:05You have answers from all this?
11:06Yes, I do.
11:07Yes, I do.
11:08The desert.
11:09The desert is your life.
11:12It's your life.
11:13Okay.
11:14So, Coop, I'm a little worried about you.
11:15You've got a cold life.
11:17You feel left out in the cold?
11:20I mean, it is cold in here.
11:21It is.
11:21It is cold in here.
11:22It is cold in here.
11:23Yours is barren.
11:25You feel like you're on a slippery slope in your life, living on ice?
11:28What?
11:29What did you say?
11:30Infestors was barren and humpy.
11:32Was it humpy and hilly?
11:34Hilly.
11:34Hilly.
11:35I mean, we're talking about my life, and yeah, we're talking a lot of humpy.
11:38But my desert was, what?
11:41I mean, she's the one that said it.
11:43My desert was barren and hilly.
11:46Okay.
11:46And yours was just?
11:47Sandy.
11:48Sandy.
11:48Just Sandy.
11:49Okay.
11:49A basic, more of a basic life.
11:51Okay.
11:51Oh, God, you love grease.
11:53Oh, sorry.
11:54Oh, God.
11:55All right.
11:56Okay.
11:56The cube is, who had a big cube?
12:01You had a beach cooler.
12:03Mine was not just a beach cooler.
12:05I'm talking like the size of the big Yeti cooler.
12:07Okay.
12:08Like the one with wheels.
12:09The cube was the biggest.
12:10Okay.
12:11Mine fit in a mountain lion's.
12:12Yeah.
12:13His, okay.
12:13Okay.
12:14But so what, how big was yours?
12:15Froggy, I know it was invisible, but.
12:17Mine was about four stories high.
12:19Okay.
12:19Okay.
12:20Well, listen, guys.
12:20The cube is you.
12:23You're the cube.
12:24You are the cube.
12:25My cube was made of glass.
12:27So do I feel small?
12:28Is that what you're saying?
12:28I'm worried about you.
12:30I'm worried about myself now.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:32I feel beautiful.
12:33Was the mountain lion a male or female?
12:36In the mouth of a mountain lion?
12:40Yeah.
12:41I feel like I'm four stories big, but I'm actually invisible.
12:43Well, the size of the cube is your ego.
12:46So you have a huge ego and yet you feel invisible.
12:49That's true.
12:49I have a moderate ego, but I'm very transparent.
12:54No, you didn't know.
12:56Way far.
13:00You didn't know, Fester, what your material was.
13:05Remember?
13:05You're like.
13:06It's always clear as we've made of glass.
13:07But then you said, but I can't tell the.
13:09I didn't know if this was full or not.
13:10Yes, exactly.
13:14You're dual faceted.
13:16You got multiple things going on there.
13:17And Froggy, the invisible thing.
13:19Okay.
13:20It's it's almost like huge ego.
13:24But you want.
13:25Everybody knows that's not true.
13:26But is it?
13:27The secrets of the cube.
13:29Don't lie.
13:30My ego is much bigger.
13:34So maybe you have a big ego, but you are just invisible to yourself around it.
13:37You don't let it.
13:38You don't let your ego shine through.
13:41Okay.
13:41Wait, but my my my cube was silver.
13:45Silver.
13:46Coop, the fact that it was being eaten by a mountain lion is what nobody here can get past.
13:50Whatever sort of metaphors a cube might be.
13:53That's that's the lead story here.
13:55So I need professional help.
13:56Coop just wants to be in the mouth of something ferocious.
13:58Which I mean, is that bad?
14:01I mean, I mean, I don't judge.
14:03So different.
14:06My cube, if you guys are curious, when I did it, when I got myself cubed, was rolling,
14:12moving through the desert and it was wrapped in bubble wrap.
14:16Okay.
14:18So the cube was rolling.
14:21Okay.
14:21So what does that mean?
14:22Like you're just going through life, but protected?
14:25Protected, but still out there.
14:28You are really out there, Rox.
14:31I mean, I'm not going to just, I'm not going to argue with that one.
14:33Wait, so what's the storm?
14:34Okay, the ladder.
14:35We'll get to the storm.
14:35The ladder is your friends.
14:40My friend is an aluminum lamp.
14:43His friend is a pasta.
14:46I'm Italian.
14:47Oh my God.
14:50I'm your friend.
14:52And, and guess what?
14:53Froggy does all this magnet stuff.
14:54So like the ladder magnet.
14:56Explain the Twizzler room.
14:59You like Twizzler room?
15:00Oh God.
15:01Okay.
15:02I can't explain the Twizzler room.
15:04And, and Coop, your ladder.
15:06Was made of glass and short.
15:08So.
15:09Your friends could shatter at any moment.
15:11Oh, that's great.
15:12That's great.
15:13So this is really, uh, really making me.
15:16Insightful.
15:17Okay.
15:18Now about the horse.
15:19What did you say your horse was again?
15:21Uh, donkey from Shrek.
15:22Yeah.
15:22I'm totally worried about you.
15:24You're a child.
15:25No, your horse is your love.
15:28Oh, I'm dating Eddie Murphy as donkey.
15:39Okay.
15:40So I had a black stallion.
15:42Yes.
15:42And, and she was unaffected by the storm.
15:47I know that.
15:48So that's good.
15:49She wasn't afraid of the storm.
15:50She wasn't afraid of life's storms.
15:52We haven't even gotten to that part yet.
15:53Froggy, what did you, oh, you had the half shark.
15:56Who was humping the.
15:58You got to go home and have some conversations.
16:04Okay.
16:04And finally, the, the storm is your problems in life.
16:11Well, my, well, your storm was.
16:13Thunder.
16:15So you have a lot of ACDC in your life.
16:19My storm was at least away from me.
16:22I don't know if it was coming toward me or moving away.
16:24You were just anticipating it.
16:26You kind of see it on the horizon.
16:27Okay.
16:28I don't see it brewing out there.
16:28What about that storm that's over your head 24-7?
16:32It's right there.
16:32That big dark cloud.
16:34That's what he's looking at.
16:35That's his view.
16:35Because I tilt my head back and it goes back.
16:38And Coop, didn't you have an ice storm?
16:39I had a blizzard.
16:40You're tired of people being, all the coldness in your life.
16:42So what does the cube have to do in relation to the storm?
16:45So if the cube is me, but it's just staying there and everything just building up.
16:49Then you're strong and you're dealing with it.
16:51You're still here.
16:52You're just in a mountain, you're in a mountain lion's mouth, Coop.
16:54I have a feeling she's just coming up with this stuff on the fly.
16:57No.
16:57Coop wants to go to Dairy Queen.
16:59And Froggy, your problems were thunder.
17:04Okay.
17:04So that's like, you have fun with your problems, it sounds like.
17:07I do.
17:08I do.
17:08Your problems are very musical.
17:09I left the face of problems.
17:12I learned absolutely nothing about you three.
17:16I knew all of that.
17:17I learned one thing.
17:18What?
17:19You're a clown.
17:20The funny thing is, you've learned nothing about us.
17:24Because I already knew it.
17:26I don't know that we've learned anything about you, Roxanne.
17:28Well, it certainly has confirmed several things.
17:31Wait, so what was your storm?
17:33My storm was just your typical.
17:35It was kind of like festers.
17:36It was like out there on the horizon.
17:38I could see it.
17:39Maybe we're in the same desert.
17:42Tell me about your black stallion.
17:44Did you have a black stallion like me?
17:46No, I had a liposan.
17:47It's kind of weird.
17:48What the hell is that?
17:51Prancing around.
17:53You know the horses that do the liposans that do the dancing?
17:56Yeah, I think so.
18:00Okay.
18:01All right.
18:02All right.
18:02Thanks for being a part of this.
18:04But we learned everything about her.
18:05Yeah, you did.
18:06This is, if you want to try it out yourself, the secrets of the cube right here.
18:09All right.
18:09Good job, guys.
18:09Thanks for playing along.
18:11Guys, thanks for playing.