00:00Okay, this is wild.
00:07I have never seen the news interview a man about his boner.
00:13Times are changing.
00:15They are, for sure.
00:16This is in Ghana, I believe.
00:20Okay, well, then that's a little different.
00:22But still, I've never even seen Ghana news interview a man about his boner
00:26while he's holding it and touching himself during the interview.
00:29It's crazy because this man has been in pain,
00:32suffering from a prolonged erection for two straight days.
00:35So the news decided to talk to him about it.
00:39If you know anyone with a prolonged erection, let us know.
00:42We're doing a story on it.
00:44It's just unlike anything you've seen.
00:47You can check it out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
00:50if you want to see it for yourself.
00:51But this is the interview.
00:52Take a listen.
00:53Stephen Dunkua, a 42-year-old sickle-sore patient,
01:01is struggling with priapism,
01:03a condition that leads to prolonged erection.
01:07For two agonizing days, his erect struggle persist, leaving...
01:11Okay, so you can't see this if you're not watching online,
01:14but he is literally just struggling while touching himself during this whole...
01:17Is he pulling his pants away from his boner?
01:20Is that what he's trying to do?
01:21I don't know.
01:22He's in pain.
01:23Yeah, he's in bad shape.
01:24For relief.
01:25I can't be able to rest maybe two days,
01:28whereby I can't be able to go down for two days.
01:31Then I'm suffering with my sputum and my penis.
01:35I can't pass urinal.
01:36I can't sleep.
01:37I can't do anything.
01:38I'll just cry.
01:40The colib.
01:41Yes.
01:42You will.
01:43What's he suffering from?
01:45Priapism.
01:46Priapism.
01:46But he said something.
01:48He said, my scrotum and my penis.
01:50The scrotum and his penis.
01:51And I can't pass urine.
01:52Okay.
01:53Teaching hospital, once a beacon of hope for him,
01:56is now beyond reach due to financial constraints.
02:00Oh, you can't afford to get it drained.
02:02Even if I remember that, he wanted to come closet into me because of my condition.
02:05So I was suffering to get him on you to take care of myself,
02:08to buy medication, to even to go for review.
02:11So they asked me that if I can do the surgery,
02:15I should try to get money to come and do the surgery.
02:17Otherwise, I would die one day.
02:19Unable to afford the necessary treatments has worsened his condition.
02:25He's really upset.
02:27This is real, right?
02:27With an urgent need for surgery to quell the relentless pain,
02:31the procedure may impair his future functionality as a man.
02:36Sometimes I feel for me to even shortcast my life,
02:39to even poison my life because it's very painful.
02:41Right now, I doesn't have money to, I mean,
02:43I kept up with a bad room to sleep.
02:45I doesn't have money to rent a room to.
02:47He has been neglected by his family members who are afraid of his condition.
02:52Yeah.
02:52Well, sickle cell?
02:53Sickle cell.
02:54Sickle cell.
02:55Oh, I thought they were afraid of his bone.
02:57I mean, that is also scary.
02:59I thought they were afraid of his priapism.
03:02I mean, I don't know.
03:03I'm not sure.
03:04Maybe they feel like it's catchy.
03:07I don't know.
03:08They must have an hour straight of footage of him grimacing in pain
03:10and grabbing his wiener.
03:11Yeah, they really have a lot of B-roll.
03:13Yeah.
03:14B-roll, as they call it.
03:16Are you playing the sad music to it?
03:17No.
03:18That's why I'm sleeping now, sir.
03:19That's why I wondered if it's real.
03:21A urologist at the Greater Regional Hospital,
03:23Rach, Edward Kofibuachi,
03:25points out that a lot of sickle cell patients
03:27often deal with priapism issues.
03:31Priapism, I mean, uh...
03:32It's real, they're interviewing urologists.
03:34Yeah.
03:35Like, it's a real crazy news interview.
03:36I just saw a great idea for a GoFundMe.
03:40This guy.
03:42He should have a GoFundMe, right?
03:43I just don't know if he has a weight.
03:44Look at, like, the condition.
03:46One of his, where he lives.
03:47I saw that.
03:48I don't know if he has a phone or...
03:50Computer access.
03:51Can't even get to a hospital.
03:52I'm just saying, maybe we should...
03:54Do you want to start a dick fund me?
03:56It's not the worst idea.
03:58You know, we wouldn't be able to track him down,
04:00so it would be our money.
04:04Help this man's wiener.
04:06I'm just surprised no one has done that yet.
04:08A type of sickle and crisis.
04:10But the bottom line is that,
04:12in our part of the world,
04:13majority of the patients we receive
04:15with prayer prison are sickle cell patients.
04:18Okay.
04:19Of course, as a real list...
04:19There's more footage of him touching himself.
04:22I think he must be bent around the corner, too.
04:24He must be bent around the corner, too.
04:26You know, with which patients come...
04:27God, what a crazy news interview.
04:28You know, sickle cell patients come to us
04:30with prayer prison.
04:32And second place,
04:33because of the situations...
04:36I mean, it's one of the most boring...
04:39Never-ending hotness.
04:41I wanted to speak to him.
04:47...doses, neurogenic disorders,
04:49and cancers affecting the penis.
04:52This brave man is not just fighting a health problem,
04:56but also a tough life on across streets.
05:00Now, there's a plea for empathy
05:02to help ease his difficult situation.
05:05Godwin Asadeva, TV3.
05:10Jesus, huh?
05:12The most dramatic boner story ever.
05:15It really is.
05:16Justified.
05:17And longest.
05:19Somebody fly down there and drain the thing for him.
05:21I know.
05:22Come on, doctors.
05:23It's all it takes.
05:24Someone do it for free.
05:25That's what the cry for help should be.
05:26Yeah.
05:27Come on, docs.
05:28Yeah.
05:29Just drain the thing.
05:30The news should have taken him to the urologist,
05:32like, help this man out.
05:33Instead of doing a four-hour interview with the urologist,
05:36just get him to fix it during that time.
05:37Okay, thanks for the story.
05:38See you later.
05:39Good luck with all that.
05:40They're like, it hurts, right?
05:41Yeah.
05:42Can we get more footage of you crying, please?
05:44Yeah, grab it and pull it.
05:45Grab it and cry again.
05:47Yeah, no happy ending here.
05:48No.
05:49No.
05:49They're just figuring out the news.
05:52Yeah.
05:53You know?
05:53How to do it.
05:54It says never-ending hardness on there.
05:58Yeah, that's right.
05:58That's right.
05:59That's right.
06:00That's right.
06:01Like, is it that?
06:02Yeah.
06:03That's why I asked.
06:05A new person typed that up.
06:05Right.
06:06Yeah.
06:06I'm like, uh...
06:07What do you want the top of the scroll to be?
06:10Never-ending hardness!
06:12Priapism.
06:13Never-ending hardness.
06:18Which is not what that is, right?
06:20The priapism is that...
06:22Is that the never-ending hardness?
06:24Yeah.
06:24Yeah, that is.
06:25Yeah.
06:26What is the thing that makes it bend?
06:28Peronies.
06:29Peronies.
06:30Peronies.
06:30Yeah.
06:31Both P words.
06:32Yeah.
06:33Yeah, get the man some help in the news.
06:36Yeah.
06:36Go to a hospital so he can go, you know, go to the bathroom and do things.
06:41He can't even pee.
06:42He can't pee.
06:42That's not good.
06:43Look at his face.
06:45Yeah.
06:45That is not generally the face of a man with a bone in it.
06:47Like, I believe that his pants hurt just touching it.
06:51I think so.
06:52So he's pulling his pants away.
06:53Like, he's less touching himself other than pulling his pants away from touching his unit.
06:57He probably wanted to do the interview nude if he could, but...
07:00Jeez.
07:02Poked the camera guy right in the eye.
07:03Yeah.
07:04It's an interview like you've never seen.
07:07It is up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com and the sad boner music.
07:10There's a lot of Ghana penis news, though.
07:12I know we talked about another penis story out of Ghana one time.
07:16Where they interviewed the penis holder?
07:18I don't know if they interviewed him or...
07:20I've never seen a news interview about a man with a boner.
07:23That's it.
07:23That's the first one.
07:24Yeah.
07:24No.
07:26Other than, like, talking about a perv that they encountered.
07:30You know what I mean?
07:31Like, this man has a boner while he's...
07:34During the interview, the man is hard.
07:36Yeah.
07:36Never-ending hardness.
07:38Yeah.
07:39It's different there.
07:39It is.
07:40It is.
07:40Totally different.
07:41I hope he gets help.
07:42Well, if we get an update...
07:43He's not.
07:43He's not going to get help, but...
07:45He's probably gone already.
07:46He's going to die with a boner.
07:47Probably gone.
07:48I hope he's all right.
07:52No update.
07:53No updates.
07:54No updates.
07:54No GoFundMe.
07:56Tried to find his number so we could interview him.
07:58Oh, that'd be tough.
07:59No chance.
08:00Yeah.
08:00No.
08:01No.
08:02No.
08:03No.
08:03Even Dick Bloodhound couldn't get that.
08:05Dick Bloodhound cannot...
08:06No.
08:07No contacts in Ghana.
08:08No.
08:08It's tough.
08:09I wouldn't even know how to call Ghana.
08:11Mm-hmm.
