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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listener to share if they've ever had a buddy of the same sex fall for them!
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00:05and America's favorite frozen drink.
00:07That sounds great. I can't wait to try it.
00:10Where's your Slurpee, Chuck?
00:11Oh, I'll take care of that.
00:13Ugh, you can have it.
00:22You just don't want your buddy to fall in love with you.
00:27No, you don't.
00:29You don't.
00:29Oh, my God, you don't.
00:30You just don't.
00:31I mean, I get it. It happens.
00:34Your buddy falls in love with you?
00:35I think it happens.
00:36Yeah, it does.
00:37You know, like, I think there's a lot of times where, like,
00:40the one guy, he's the only dude that doesn't know his friend's gay.
00:44Mm-hmm.
00:45Everyone else knows, but, like, his buddy doesn't.
00:48No, not.
00:49No, Trevor's not gay.
00:52Oh, no, Trevor's gay.
00:53No, he's not.
00:54We just moved in together.
00:56Trevor falls in love with you.
01:00Tough.
01:00It's a tough one.
01:01Men and women.
01:03Oh, I'm sure.
01:03Right?
01:04I'm sure.
01:05Let's ask for a second.
01:06Have you ever had a buddy fall in love with you?
01:08Oh, wow.
01:09No.
01:10Let me, I just, I guess I got it.
01:12No homophobic stuff.
01:13Okay, relax.
01:14Relax.
01:15Okay.
01:15Everybody, I don't want any homophobic stuff.
01:17You know what I'm saying?
01:18I know what you're saying.
01:19Of course.
01:20Yeah.
01:20You don't even have to say it.
01:21How did you react, and are you cool still?
01:24You ever had a buddy fall in love with you?
01:26I killed him.
01:27No.
01:28Don't.
01:28Now, see, that's the stuff I'm not.
01:29See, I think that's what he meant.
01:31Yeah.
01:31Be careful.
01:32Yes.
01:32Yeah.
01:33If you want to chime in for a moment.
01:36What a weird one.
01:37I don't know.
01:381-855-954-6969.
01:41That's the number.
01:421-855-954-6969.
01:44All's good.
01:45All's fun.
01:46Then your buddy falls in love with you.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Male or female.
01:50Ladies.
01:50You ever had a buddy, female buddy fall in love with you?
01:54Well, right.
01:54Same sex.
01:55Same sex buddy.
01:56Same sex.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Oh, yeah.
01:58Because male buddies fall in love with female buddies every day.
02:00Turns out, not really buddies, just wanted to bang you the whole time.
02:05But again, the number, 1-855-954-6969, if you've had a buddy fall in love with you.
02:09One of my friends was almost kissed by a football hero.
02:15I'm sorry?
02:15A football hero.
02:17One of our football heroes.
02:19No, no, no, no.
02:20Like, we were, it was, it was like the end of high school.
02:23Okay.
02:24And one of the big, big high school football heroes, it was like a hangout.
02:30So, everyone's together, all the sports guys.
02:33Yep.
02:34And then one of those guys attempted to lay one on one of my friends.
02:40Whoa.
02:41When they were like in a room, and he was like, whoa, what is going on, my man?
02:47Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
02:51Huh.
02:52He must have died.
02:54And football.
02:55Yeah, he, he picked the wrong one.
03:00How did, are they still friends?
03:02I don't know about friends.
03:03I mean, it, I, it never went anywhere.
03:06It never became like a big rumor that.
03:10Well, that's cool for your buddy, though.
03:11Yeah.
03:12You know, it never.
03:15Yeah, that's good.
03:15Right.
03:16You know what I mean?
03:16Like, he sort of kept it under wraps, too.
03:19He was like, listen, dude, I don't know.
03:21Right.
03:22Some guys would fly out of him like, damn, Trevor tried to kiss me.
03:25Yeah, exactly.
03:26Well, of course he did.
03:27Why'd you go in a room alone with Trevor?
03:28Everyone knows not to do that.
03:31Someone said, I was the lady that fell in love with a buddy.
03:36We're still best friends.
03:38Oh, no.
03:38I'm sorry.
03:39He's a man.
03:40Fell in love with a buddy.
03:42We're still best friends.
03:43And I'm married to a woman.
03:44I'm bi.
03:46Ah, yes.
03:48She's has a world of hurt coming.
03:50Yeah.
03:51My best friend is gay.
03:52He and I are still best friends, even though I know he has a major crush on me.
03:56I flash him a smile every now and then.
03:59Like you toss him a bone.
04:01Hey.
04:01My penis's name is Smile.
04:04Flash him a smile.
04:07Let's go to anonymous here.
04:09Have you ever had a buddy fall in love with you?
04:13Anonymous, go ahead.
04:14Yes.
04:15Yeah.
04:16Yeah.
04:16First time, very long time, by the way.
04:19Thank you so much.
04:20It all started in my, one of my first jobs out of high school.
04:24I had a manager that was a few years older than me and I was underage, so I couldn't drink.
04:29So he was able to go to a bar and get me beer being underage.
04:33And I didn't really realize why he was so eager to give me the beer until hanging out a couple
04:39times.
04:40Like you said before, it was like, yeah, no, he's, he's cool.
04:43Like, why is everybody acting so weird?
04:44And then sure enough, on like the third time on the way home, uh, he was like, Hey, I got
04:51something to tell you.
04:52And I was like, Oh, what is it?
04:54I had no clue.
04:55Honestly.
04:55He's like, I'm gay.
04:56And my initial reaction was, that's cool.
05:00I'm not, but thanks for telling me.
05:03Um, and then it actually happened two more times throughout my careers, uh, where I would work with somebody.
05:10Find out that they were gay after becoming friends with them.
05:14So are you, what are you putting out?
05:15Are you just like overly friendly?
05:17Are you a flirty?
05:19Like what, what are you giving off?
05:20You think?
05:22Uh, you know, I'm not, I am a, like, I like everybody.
05:25Like I'm a guy I can get along with everybody.
05:27I'm not, I'm not like, I don't like everybody sexually.
05:29I'm very straight.
05:30I've been married for a long time and have children and everything.
05:32I'm just not one to judge quickly, I think.
05:35So I think sometimes people, you think somebody's gay just because the way they acted and they're not.
05:40And then maybe you're never, I don't know.
05:41I'm just, uh, hang out with somebody.
05:44And then it just, I'm probably ignorant and too friendly, but not 30 for sure.
05:48I'm not a touchy feely guy or anything like that.
05:51Okay.
05:51This totally, this totally, that totally happened to me back at the old place.
05:56A man fell in love with you?
05:57No, not a man falling in love with me, but a man was like, you know, we ended up working
06:03always at the same time.
06:05And so you're like, you're killing 40 minutes sometimes.
06:09So you're like talking, blah, blah, blah.
06:11And then finally, after a while, he was like, Hey man, just so you know, I'm quite gay.
06:16And I'm like, Oh yeah, no.
06:18Hey, I didn't know, but that's fine.
06:20Whatever.
06:21You know, it's when you're young, you're, it's a, it like, that was the first time that
06:26anything like that had ever happened to me.
06:28So it kind of like blew me away.
06:30And then we did it.
06:31Oh, well, how long were you two together?
06:32Oh my God.
06:33For so long.
06:33Yeah.
06:34You in those cutoff shorts.
06:36The rumors were true.
06:38The rumors weren't true.
06:42You got it.
06:43Yeah.
06:44There are a lot of rumors about me there.
06:45Anonymous.
06:46We're talking about how you reacted when a buddy fell in love with you.
06:49You had a comment.
06:51Yes.
06:52Um, I, I actually was the buddy that caught the feeling.
06:56Okay.
06:56Okay.
06:57And how did that work out?
06:59Um, we're actually still cool.
07:02Um, he, he, he's like a really cool guy and, um, like females did him wrong and stuff
07:12like that.
07:13And I guess I like kind of pretty much filled in, in that place.
07:16Cause I, I like to like, like cook for him.
07:20Cause he works hard.
07:21Like, like, come on, man, you're a good guy.
07:24You know, don't, you know, don't play yourself like that.
07:27And I just kind of caught feelings.
07:30Like, it was like, damn, like I felt submissive and like, I liked it, but we never, you know,
07:37we, we never discussed it or anything like that, but we're still very cool.
07:41I'll tell you right now, if anyone wants to start cooking for me, they're going to get
07:45some.
07:46Oh, I got you.
07:47I got you.
07:50Oh, I love this.
07:52You got yourself a houseboy.
07:55All right.
07:55All right.
07:56Well, oral from Chuck for that.
07:58That's a trade.
08:00That's a trade, man.
08:01Chuck is, Chuck is sexy.
08:04Oh.
08:06Thank you so much.
08:07I appreciate it.
08:08Oh, Billy.
08:09I'll take it.
08:11I will take it.
08:12All right, man.
08:13Thanks for calling in.
08:14Have a great day.
08:15All right.
08:15Thank you, guys.
08:16No problem.
08:18Yeah.
08:19I knew it.
08:20Chuck will take it.
08:21He will take it.
08:21I'll take it.
08:22He will take it.
08:23I got that number saved just in case you're looking for a beer.
08:25Yeah.
08:25Yeah.
08:27You never know, guys.
08:28For a nice dinner in his laundry.
08:29You never know.
08:30Listen, dude, if someone's cooking for me, you know how long it's been?
08:33People will, like, I'll end up at one of my buddy's house and, like, his wife will, like,
08:38make some food or whatever.
08:40I get a little tiny bit of, like, a home-cooked meal.
08:43I'm like, I can't.
08:44And you're just doling out ant jobs?
08:45No.
08:45I mean, it's just such a different world now.
08:49You know?
08:50I do not get that.
08:51Oh.
08:52And so, gay guy wants to cook me food.
08:54That's the way to my heart.
08:55I'll tell you that right now.
08:57Someone said, high school friend randomly reached out to me on Facebook years later,
09:03confessing that he always loved me and then offered me money to give me a handjob.
09:10How much?
09:12Jason?
09:17What year is it?
09:20I guess it all depends when that falls.
09:23Today?
09:23No.
09:24Sorry.
09:2515 years ago?
09:26Let's hang out, dude.
09:29Oh, my God.
09:30Damn, man.
09:31That's a lot of pills.
09:32His wild days.
09:32That's a lot of pills.
09:34You can jerk it if you want.
09:35Okay.
09:36Goodness gracious.
09:38Back to the lines.
09:39Another anonymous.
09:40We're talking about if your buddy fell in love with you, how did you react?
09:44What was your story?
09:45Anonymous?
09:46So, it wasn't a buddy.
09:48It was my ex-girlfriend's dad.
09:51Your ex-girlfriend's dad had feelings for you?
09:54Yeah.
09:56Yeah.
09:56He wanted the D-Bad.
09:58No.
09:59Oh, wow.
10:00What do you say?
10:01What do you do?
10:01Give it to him.
10:02No.
10:02He would make comments like, hey, you really got it in there good there last night, buddy.
10:08You want to share?
10:11Holy crap cakes.
10:13What?
10:13Yeah, he was hearing what was going on.
10:15Oh, my God.
10:17Yeah.
10:18Yeah.
10:18That's wrong on so many levels.
10:19I had to walk away.
10:20Yeah.
10:21Good call.
10:21That's a tough one.
10:22Hopefully he walked away from that lady.
10:24I think that's what he meant.
10:25Yeah.
10:25You walk right away from the whole thing.
10:26Yeah.
10:27From the whole thing.
10:27Yeah.
10:28Yeah.
10:29Escape.
10:30Yep.
10:31That one's a weird one.
10:32Sure is.
10:33A lot of people have crossed the line, according to texts anyway.
10:37Wait a second.
10:38Hanging out with three friends.
10:39Two of them left to get more beer.
10:40Once they left, my friend pantsed me.
10:42Oh, look at that.
10:44And then began orally going to town.
10:47Well, this is awkward.
10:51I had a friend that turned out to be gay.
10:52He hit on me and flirted, told him I wasn't gay.
10:54Found out he is great at giving dome.
11:00That's wild to me.
11:01I mean, it's so wild to me.
11:04I mean, maybe try it.
11:05My wife had a friend fall in love with her.
11:07Yes, ladies.
11:07More ladies.
11:08Yeah, that's cool.
11:09Please reach out.
11:10They were going out for drinks after work a few times.
11:12Nothing crazy.
11:14Then about four months in, for my wife's birthday, she got her all this Victoria's Secret stuff.
11:20Very cool.
11:21Body scrubs, body lotion, a few pair of panties, all the sexual type of stuff.
11:26So I told her, yeah, she's definitely in love with you.
11:29Yep.
11:30My wife played it off.
11:30Like, don't be silly.
11:32I said, nope, you have a lesbian lover.
11:35You should do something about it.
11:36Long story short, they stopped hanging out until one day we were sitting at a bar and
11:41this chick was sitting at the other end with another girl.
11:44Oh, yeah.
11:45Yeah.
11:46Oh, it's, you know, tale as old as time.
11:50Usually you lose your lady to that.
11:53You know?
11:54A lot of times.
11:55Yeah.
11:55A lot of times you lose your lady.
11:57Well, because I think a lot of times the lady knows they sense something.
12:00You know, they have, they can pick up a vulnerability or a curiousness that someone has.
12:09This person said, I'm a straight female.
12:11I had a series of probably 10 to 20 threesomes with my friend and her ex.
12:17Then she told me she had feelings for me and was only with him so she could see me in
12:23those threesomes.
12:24Oh, I see.
12:25Yeah.
12:26She wanted to break up with him so we could be together.
12:30I was really flattered, but I could never date a girl.
12:34I love Dick too much.
12:35LOL.
12:37That's tough.
12:38That's a tough one.
12:40Good for you.
12:40Ryan, I know you're learning, but go ahead and save that one.
12:44Clip it.
12:45Oh, no, no, no.
12:47I love Dick too much.
12:48No, you're never allowed to clip a text.
12:51I am reading other people's words.
12:54That's not, if I said it myself, then it's, the gloves are off.
13:00Lip.
13:01That's our next billboard, just Dave with a word bubble.
13:03I love Dick too much.
13:05I like women's, women's, women's, women's, women's.
13:07Yep.
13:08I was friends with my homeboy since we were kids.
13:12We were roommates in college, had some beers one night.
13:14I passed out.
13:15Oh.
13:16Yep.
13:17Woke up as the little spoon and he was holding my piece.
13:22Whoa.
13:23That's comforting.
13:24We haven't spoken since, but he got embarrassed.
13:27It's been three years since we talked.
13:30Tough to wake up holding somebody's piece.
13:33Somebody holding your piece.
13:35Yeah.
13:35Oh.
13:36He was little spoon.
13:37He was little spoon.
13:38I'm just saying, even for me, a little piece.
13:41I don't know.
13:42I mean, wild.
13:43I've passed out in a lot of places.
13:45I'm so lucky.
13:46How many pieces have you held?
13:47I don't know.
13:48I'm sure people were holding my piece left and right.
13:51Look, he's totally out.
13:53Grab his piece.
13:55Anonymous is with us.
13:56Hey, Anonymous.
13:57We're talking about how you reacted if a buddy fell in love with you.
14:00What's your story?
14:02Yeah.
14:02So, when I was about 17, I had a female friend.
14:07She kind of had a crush on me.
14:11She was really, really bad at hiding it.
14:14And I just remember one specific time that she actually came out and told me.
14:20She just kept, like, egging me on and telling me, oh, you know, we're going to the mall.
14:26And, like, she was, like, DTF, but, like, really, really, like, not subtle about it.
14:34Very nice and very cool.
14:37Incredibly cool.
14:39And nothing ever happened?
14:42No.
14:43Nothing ever happened.
14:44But, you know, I'm still friends with her.
14:46And she still definitely throws out those hints.
14:49So, if I'm ever, you know, single, I got that in my back pocket.
14:52Yeah, that's always nice.
14:53There you are.
14:53It's always good to have us.
14:54Me, too.
14:54I got that guy who called in.
14:55Yeah, yeah.
14:56House boy.
14:56I got that in your back pocket, too.
14:58I mean, that's it.
14:59I don't have any pressure on anymore.
15:02This lady said, my brother's girlfriend was bisexual.
15:05After they broke up, she told me that she loved me almost the entire time she was with my brother.
15:09Oh, no.
15:10Yeah, well.
15:11I'm straight, so it didn't go anywhere.
15:13Yeah.
15:14That's tough to find out.
15:15I don't even tell my brother at that point.
15:18You don't tell your brother.
15:19Keep that to yourself.
15:21One of my gay friends used to take me to the gay bars and hook me up with three drinks
15:25and girls.
15:27One time I had to kiss him to get this seven out of ten girl.
15:33Kiss away.
15:35I got so drunk that night that he held my penis while pissing.
15:41The next morning, I realized he had fallen in love with me from the text.
15:47Ain't nothing gay about that.
15:51Ryan does it all the time.
15:53Helping a buddy out there.
15:54Are you kidding me?
15:55Dude, let me aim it.
15:57It's just a bro.
15:58Dude, you're going to have to aim it for me, Ryan.
16:00Appreciate you saving my pants for me, brother.
16:03Where are we going next?
16:04I don't know.
16:05I was thinking, I got this.
16:06There's a place called the manhole I wanted to take you to.
16:11Eeks.
16:12Free drinks all night, I promise.
16:14Nothing weird.
16:15This guy said my wife has an older female co-worker who's very attractive, but she had such a crush
16:21on my wife.
16:22I always make fun of her for it.
16:26Yeah, I mean, it happens.
16:29We're realizing it.
16:30Yeah, it does.
16:31I just can't believe a lot of people are like, what the hell?
16:34Let's see what happens here.
16:35Yeah, I love my buddy.
16:37So we're just playing some Nintendo.
16:39What do you want to do?
16:40Surprise, surprise.
16:41Yeah.