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00:04:15Did you call me?
00:04:16No, no, no.
00:04:17Does this cause you any problems?
00:04:18Do you know?
00:04:18No, that's up to you.
00:04:19I don't want to get involved.
00:04:20in the middle of a couple.
00:04:21You've already gotten involved.
00:04:22No, I just called you
00:04:23because I don't think it's fair
00:04:24leave Cristina alone
00:04:25in this trance.
00:04:26Who has left whom alone?
00:04:27Who started it all?
00:04:29The children belong to both of them.
00:04:30They have the right
00:04:30to hear you too.
00:04:32It's all a shitty situation, okay?
00:04:34Hey, Dad!
00:04:35Hello.
00:04:36Hello.
00:04:38Mom had told us
00:04:39that you wouldn't come.
00:04:40I was able to fix it.
00:04:41Oh well, it doesn't matter.
00:04:41You'll see
00:04:42my coolest cabin we have.
00:04:57Eve.
00:04:59Hello.
00:05:00Don't you have any lemons?
00:05:01by chance?
00:05:02Of course.
00:05:04We threw a party
00:05:05for 50 people
00:05:06and my vet is going
00:05:07and forgets about the lemons.
00:05:09You'll tell me.
00:05:10How do I prepare gin and tonics?
00:05:11They're all coming
00:05:11my choir colleagues.
00:05:13I told you,
00:05:14What about the coral?
00:05:16I don't think so.
00:05:17Ah, I direct
00:05:17a choir
00:05:18because before I used to sing
00:05:19in a group
00:05:19before it was my turn
00:05:20the lottery.
00:05:21And you gave up music?
00:05:22With this voice?
00:05:23Well, I left my husband
00:05:24and to the group
00:05:24because they were in the same package.
00:05:26By the way,
00:05:26Tonight we're going to have
00:05:27a small orchestra.
00:05:29And will you sing?
00:05:29Yes of course.
00:05:30And I hope I'm not bothering you.
00:05:31No, we'll like it very much.
00:05:32Well, if you want
00:05:33come to dance,
00:05:34You already know that.
00:05:34Wow, it's been a while since I danced.
00:05:35Don't you like it?
00:05:36Yes, of course I like it.
00:05:37You don't have time.
00:05:39Worse,
00:05:39I don't have a partner.
00:05:41Ah, but you can dance
00:05:41with me.
00:05:42Luckily.
00:05:45Aurora doesn't suit her at all
00:05:46to that boy.
00:05:47Molins,
00:05:47He's a snob.
00:05:48And what are you?
00:05:49Me, normal.
00:05:50Yes, you're wearing a regular t-shirt.
00:05:51a normal skirt,
00:05:53all brand name,
00:05:53normal.
00:05:55Molins is the one who put it
00:05:56I saw her at the funeral today.
00:05:58And the motorcycle has had
00:05:59to separate them.
00:05:59His name is Rouget.
00:06:01That's definitely not posh.
00:06:02See?
00:06:03He's very nice.
00:06:05Oh, really?
00:06:05He's a little too old for you,
00:06:07No?
00:06:07I like it
00:06:08the older children
00:06:0914 or 15 years old.
00:06:11For hitting you
00:06:11The less you can go to jail?
00:06:13Of course.
00:06:14In jail
00:06:15No smoking allowed.
00:06:16If possible.
00:06:17In jail
00:06:18There is no ashtray.
00:06:19Right, Carmen?
00:06:21Don't know
00:06:21because I've never been,
00:06:22Julia.
00:06:24Hey,
00:06:25Gustavo,
00:06:26How many times have I told you
00:06:26that it's not played
00:06:27Now the ball is in our court?
00:06:29Who's in?
00:06:29tonight
00:06:30to a football match?
00:06:31I.
00:06:32No, thanks.
00:06:33Are you not dead?
00:06:33after the whole day
00:06:34on the slides?
00:06:35I am not dead.
00:06:36Me neither.
00:06:37My dead people smell very bad.
00:06:38Because they are underneath
00:06:39of the earth.
00:06:40To my grandfather
00:06:41They burned it
00:06:41tyrants in the flowers.
00:06:43They're going to find out about me.
00:06:44at Barça's stadium.
00:06:46How naive.
00:06:46I'm not going to leave
00:06:47to talk about those things.
00:06:48They really turn me on.
00:06:48goosebumps.
00:06:49What the hell?
00:06:49What are you doing here?
00:06:51Everyone, man?
00:06:52Come on, don't let us finish.
00:06:53Come on, get out.
00:06:56Perhaps you also need
00:06:57some chairs
00:06:58and then I send someone
00:06:59to pick up half a dozen.
00:07:00Yes, yes.
00:07:01Carmen,
00:07:02There's dancing
00:07:02tonight
00:07:03at the neighbors' house.
00:07:04Are you in?
00:07:04Yeah.
00:07:06Quite a lot of dancing
00:07:06I have here
00:07:07every day.
00:07:09Come,
00:07:09It's ready!
00:07:10Look at them going
00:07:11of the appetizers.
00:07:12And now,
00:07:13football match.
00:07:15What is it?
00:07:16Because we can play, right?
00:07:17No, now we're going to have dinner
00:07:18in a little while.
00:07:19And then?
00:07:20We'll talk about it later.
00:07:21You can arm yourselves now
00:07:22With patience, huh?
00:07:23It's a drill.
00:07:25Football match!
00:07:26Mirani,
00:07:26football match!
00:07:28Football match!
00:07:32What are you on about?
00:07:33What am I going to talk about?
00:07:34From the Ementor.
00:07:35If it's a spectrum
00:07:36that sucks the life out of us
00:07:36of the people.
00:07:37Well,
00:07:37Well then, just like me,
00:07:38tax inspector.
00:07:40Hey,
00:07:41Has anyone seen
00:07:41me today?
00:07:42You are the oldest.
00:07:44I only ask you
00:07:45help me
00:07:45with your brothers.
00:07:46Wow!
00:07:48You're quite the joker, aren't you?
00:07:49A very good actress, huh?
00:07:50Bravo.
00:07:51If Dad wasn't coming.
00:07:54A moving truck
00:07:55has overturned
00:07:55at the entrance to Bisbal.
00:07:57It took me more than an hour
00:07:58in crossing the town.
00:08:04Dad?
00:08:06That they have brought
00:08:08two donkeys.
00:08:09Ah, okay.
00:08:10Are you coming to see them?
00:08:11Okay, thanks.
00:08:12I'll be waiting for you in the state.
00:08:14Yeah.
00:08:15Aurora, darling.
00:08:17Aurora,
00:08:18I'm here now?
00:08:19You're going to fix it.
00:08:22That's what you came for, right?
00:08:24Fix it.
00:08:30No,
00:08:30Give it however you want,
00:08:31But I want you two together.
00:08:34I'm going to wash my face.
00:08:39What is that on his neck?
00:08:41A pacifier.
00:08:42And what does that mean...?
00:08:43They are at the worst age
00:08:44so that we may walk
00:08:45doing the garzo.
00:08:56Ernesto is so black
00:08:57about my mother.
00:08:58Your mother?
00:08:59Well, he has to leave
00:09:00the apartment where he lives
00:09:01because they are demolishing the building.
00:09:02And of course,
00:09:03It's because it's big and old.
00:09:04Go on,
00:09:04What a chore.
00:09:05On top of that, I'm an only child.
00:09:06That is why
00:09:07I have to eat it
00:09:07I did it all myself.
00:09:08Well, I wouldn't be able to stand it
00:09:09living with my mother-in-law,
00:09:10I assure you.
00:09:10He's not going to stay on the street.
00:09:16The ball is out of the house.
00:09:17Come on.
00:09:18Come on.
00:09:20Excellent.
00:09:21What faith.
00:09:26Look,
00:09:27You were telling me about Alaya
00:09:28about your mother.
00:09:29Well, if you're with me
00:09:30I can't talk about it
00:09:30with someone,
00:09:30I'll have to do it, won't I?
00:09:32Look,
00:09:32I can't stand her either
00:09:33nor she to me.
00:09:34So what do we do?
00:09:35Should we leave her on the street?
00:09:35Shall we look for an apartment for her?
00:09:36That he cannot pay
00:09:37a rent
00:09:38with the pension he has.
00:09:39If there are residences,
00:09:40fantastic.
00:09:41Better than a hotel
00:09:42five stars.
00:09:43Would you take your mother?
00:09:44to a residence?
00:09:45Look,
00:09:45My mother earns a living
00:09:47wonderful,
00:09:47Okay?
00:09:49I remind you that you live
00:09:50at my place.
00:09:51What do you mean, your house,
00:09:51Paula?
00:09:52What do you mean, your house?
00:09:53Yours is the one in which
00:09:53of your women, right?
00:09:55But I'll help you
00:09:56to pay the mortgage.
00:09:57Or not?
00:09:59While I was,
00:10:00My mother is not going to go
00:10:00to a residence.
00:10:01Hello.
00:10:03Hello.
00:10:04Hello.
00:10:04Hi, Dad.
00:10:08Okay, so what?
00:10:09Shall we begin?
00:10:09Oh, is it that someone
00:10:10He is going to bless the table.
00:10:12Not my house, thank you.
00:10:13Okay then,
00:10:14everyone ready,
00:10:15On the count of three.
00:10:16One, uh, uh,
00:10:17those little hands.
00:10:17Those little hands,
00:10:18Let's see if we have to cut off little hands.
00:10:20On the count of one,
00:10:21On the count of two
00:10:22and to the one of...
00:10:23Wait, wait,
00:10:24wait,
00:10:24evil,
00:10:25God?
00:10:25Where is Dioy?
00:10:27I know where he is.
00:10:33Go out for dinner.
00:10:35I'm not hungry.
00:10:37Sorry, man.
00:10:38I know that I've been today
00:10:39a little rude to you.
00:10:41I'm not hungry
00:10:41because I'm not hungry,
00:10:42because you've been rude to me.
00:10:44I'm telling you the truth.
00:10:46If you always
00:10:47I really like you,
00:10:48The thing is, I'm
00:10:49a little scratched.
00:10:51Do you have blood here?
00:10:54It's tomato.
00:10:58Hey, I wanted to ask you a favor.
00:11:04Hey, or tell me, come on, hey.
00:11:18Does anyone want more coffee?
00:11:20Decaf is fine by me.
00:11:21He still hasn't slept.
00:11:23Oh, look,
00:11:23when I get into bed
00:11:24I fall for it right away,
00:11:25But that thing about five o'clock
00:11:26I wake up and that's it.
00:11:29Already.
00:11:32He's already fallen.
00:11:33Like a log.
00:11:45What are you?
00:11:46What are you?
00:11:47What are you?
00:11:48What are you?
00:11:48What are you?
00:11:49What are you?
00:11:50What are you?
00:11:54And Dad,
00:11:55Are you going to give us a kiss?
00:11:56Yes, it's going up now.
00:11:57Take.
00:11:58Why men
00:11:59to the canteens
00:12:00Don't they give you a kiss?
00:12:01Because they have beards.
00:12:02And why do they have beards?
00:12:04Because they are the males
00:12:05of the species.
00:12:06And to have a beard,
00:12:07penis,
00:12:07and a very broad back
00:12:08that characterizes them.
00:12:09Would you like to
00:12:10Do you have a penis?
00:12:13Good night darling.
00:12:19And suddenly he appeared
00:12:22a very handsome cat,
00:12:25very handsome.
00:12:26And to jump the rooster?
00:12:27No,
00:12:28the rooster has already come out,
00:12:30No?
00:12:30The dog has come out,
00:12:32the donkey
00:12:33and the little pig,
00:12:34But not the rooster.
00:12:35Yes, Julia,
00:12:36but the stories
00:12:38They are not always counted the same way.
00:12:40But in this story
00:12:42The rooster always comes out.
00:12:44Okay,
00:12:44Well,
00:12:45come on,
00:12:45time for a little nap
00:12:46And here comes the rooster,
00:12:48Hey?
00:12:48A rooster appears
00:12:49very large,
00:12:51very large,
00:12:51with the feathers
00:12:52colored,
00:12:54pink
00:12:54and yellow.
00:12:57No way,
00:12:58Gustavo,
00:12:58You won't sleep
00:12:59with the ball.
00:13:00But if he dreams
00:13:00with the match.
00:13:01It's dirty.
00:13:02I washed it
00:13:03with the hose.
00:13:04Go on,
00:13:04bring.
00:13:05In this case
00:13:06Nothing can be done.
00:13:07mother.
00:13:07Don't complain,
00:13:08There are millions of children
00:13:09that would be changed
00:13:10for you right now.
00:13:11Already,
00:13:12children who no longer have a ball.
00:13:13And how many do you have?
00:13:14It's just here.
00:13:15Go on,
00:13:16go to sleep.
00:13:22No,
00:13:23No,
00:13:23It's not necessary
00:13:24put that pajama on her.
00:13:25Oh, no?
00:13:26No,
00:13:27yes that's fine.
00:13:28Sure?
00:13:28Yeah.
00:13:29How do you sleep?
00:13:30I?
00:13:31Yeah.
00:13:31That's me.
00:13:32And why the father
00:13:32Yes, but not the son?
00:13:34Clear.
00:13:36Miguel.
00:13:42Time for bed.
00:13:46Good night.
00:13:47Good night.
00:13:56Good night.
00:13:57What great music!
00:13:58Carmen.
00:13:59But if you don't know how to dance,
00:14:00man.
00:14:01I don't know how to dance.
00:14:01Come here.
00:14:02Look,
00:14:02dance with your mother.
00:14:03Not with me,
00:14:04He's angry.
00:14:05I'm not dancing with you.
00:14:06because you don't let yourself go.
00:14:08Come.
00:14:13And that mark on the neck?
00:14:15Sun.
00:14:17Well, let the sun be cut back a little.
00:14:20When a woman looks good,
00:14:22How do we know?
00:14:23That?
00:14:37Tano.
00:14:43Tano,
00:14:43You're snoring.
00:14:49Tano,
00:14:50You snore.
00:14:51When I snore
00:14:53I am happy,
00:14:53Laia.
00:14:54Oh,
00:14:54Well,
00:14:55look,
00:14:55I'm leaving.
00:14:56Where are you going?
00:14:58Well, I don't know,
00:14:59somewhere
00:15:00wherever they look at me.
00:15:01And for that
00:15:02Are you waking me up?
00:15:03I just don't understand
00:15:04that you come over
00:15:05the weekend
00:15:05sleeping.
00:15:06I get up every day
00:15:07at six in the morning.
00:15:09Well,
00:15:10And what do you think?
00:15:10Why don't I work?
00:15:11away from home
00:15:11I spend the day in bed
00:15:12Or what?
00:15:13I didn't say that.
00:15:14You don't think about it,
00:15:15which is worse.
00:15:17Well,
00:15:17But let's see.
00:15:17What do you want me to do?
00:15:20Talk to me?
00:15:23About what?
00:15:25Oh,
00:15:25look,
00:15:25really
00:15:26I don't know
00:15:26Why are you here?
00:15:31About that.
00:15:37Look,
00:15:37the little flame.
00:15:38You call it.
00:15:41Come,
00:15:42Let's dance.
00:15:44I don't want to dance anymore.
00:15:45I do want to dance.
00:15:47What do you do?
00:15:47So you can shut me up?
00:15:48Whatever I do
00:15:49You will never be silent.
00:15:58I'm going to have a bath.
00:15:59I hope I drown.
00:16:04But you don't bathe.
00:16:21Do you like to dance?
00:16:22Yeah.
00:16:24I even took a course
00:16:25ballroom dancing
00:16:26with my first husband.
00:16:28Let's go.
00:16:29Come on.
00:16:31But I'm carrying it,
00:16:32Hey?
00:16:32Okay.
00:16:37I'm not going to dance.
00:17:14The games played in this house every day are unimportant.
00:17:18Players are swapped from one team to another, and generally, whatever the number of goals, we have
00:17:24the party in peace.
00:17:25But that morning, Gustavo, the big football fan, started hammering away from very early on, going from one to another
00:17:32asking.
00:17:34Do you want to play a game of football?
00:17:38It's done! It's all set. It's going to be the game of the century.
00:17:42I'm glad, but I'm here working and you're interrupting me.
00:17:45No, it's just that I've been told I have to find a referee.
00:17:48Yes, is this going to be the game of the century? You need a good referee.
00:17:53Sure. Do you want to be you?
00:17:56I.
00:17:57Yes, you. I know you'd be better off blowing the whistle.
00:17:59Yes, but I'm not up for this kind of thing, son.
00:18:02That's what I told you, the one you'd see.
00:18:04That?
00:18:04He hasn't told me. He's going to tell you that he's not into that kind of thing anymore.
00:18:09You may leave.
00:18:12The fact is that with patience and perseverance, and with the sweet, smiling expression in her eyes and the
00:18:17whispering tone of voice that he uses,
00:18:19He always ends up getting what he wants, which is a football match with the older kids.
00:18:26Tell Joel he's very clever and he'll find out.
00:18:29Okay, we have the referee.
00:18:46Okay, we have the referee.
00:19:20Come on, let's see, how many of us are there?
00:19:21Let me tell you.
00:19:23Hey, we've got another player!
00:19:24I'll start, okay?
00:19:25Oh, how clever!
00:19:26Ask me!
00:19:27One thing, I'll be the goalkeeper, okay?
00:19:29No, no, no, I'm not a goalkeeper, I have high cholesterol.
00:19:31Yes of course.
00:19:33You forward, you're one of the best.
00:19:34Don't make me run, I get tired.
00:19:37But do you want to start already, you pest?
00:19:39Yes, yes, I'm going to pee.
00:19:41Are you going here?
00:19:46Let's see if we can do things in an orderly fashion.
00:19:49Who will be the captains?
00:19:52No, no, the idea for the game was mine.
00:19:55Well, they're also from the same family.
00:19:56Here we are all part of the same family.
00:19:58Well, yes, but they are father and son, it's more direct.
00:20:01Do you want to be a captain?
00:20:03Are you teasing me again, like when we were kids?
00:20:05I'm not bothering you, I'm just asking if you want to be captain.
00:20:08I don't like football.
00:20:09So what are you doing here?
00:20:10That's what I say.
00:20:11No, Mom, don't go.
00:20:13You had promised that you would all play.
00:20:15As a referee.
00:20:18Those who agree that Alberto and Bioy should be captains, raise your hand.
00:20:24Let's see, do we know how many are going to play?
00:20:27Everyone except Julia, who doesn't want to be kicked.
00:20:30Total 21, Mom.
00:20:31No, no, with the Motos 22.
00:20:33Ah, Roger!
00:20:37What's happening?
00:20:38"A big game today," they demand.
00:20:40Roger!
00:20:41I'm coming!
00:20:42I've got you something you're going to love.
00:20:45Yes, what?
00:20:46Ah, guess.
00:20:47Roger!
00:20:49What? Go play.
00:20:50Hey, I have a lot to tell you.
00:20:53There's a lot going on at home.
00:20:55Yes, my mother already told me.
00:20:57How's yours?
00:20:58Well, I left her in Palamós, at her sister's house.
00:21:01Well, I don't know, all I want is to get my mother away from that bastard of a father of mine.
00:21:05Yes, I know.
00:21:07Roger!
00:21:07Come on, go play.
00:21:12Alberto and Bioy have first asked to be captains.
00:21:15That's fine, it doesn't matter.
00:21:16Okay, okay, then let them choose.
00:21:18Come on, heads, tails.
00:21:19Cross.
00:21:27Cara, Alberto starts.
00:21:30What nerve!
00:21:32Why the nerve?
00:21:33For asking for a cross.
00:21:38And which team are we going with?
00:21:41Well, it can be impartial.
00:21:43What is impartiality?
00:21:45So you support both teams and you want the best team to win.
00:21:48You could be a journalist.
00:21:50Can?
00:21:51Clear.
00:21:52And I'm a hooligan.
00:21:53What is a hooligan?
00:21:55Hooligan.
00:21:56A hooligan is an animal that screams, foams at the mouth, and wears a scarf of its team when
00:22:02neck.
00:22:02Like my father.
00:22:03Exactly, just like your father.
00:22:09Okay, are we all ready?
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:13Okay, I'm with you.
00:22:19Come on, Gustavo, with me.
00:22:21Who?
00:22:21Joel, with me.
00:22:23Come on.
00:22:24We shouldn't choose the boys for myself, it's always the same.
00:22:26Coral, here.
00:22:27I?
00:22:27Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
00:22:29Okay, Diego.
00:22:30Come on, you, yes.
00:22:32Ah, cool.
00:22:33Ann.
00:22:34Roger.
00:22:35We're going there.
00:22:35Whose doorman are you sleeping with?
00:22:37Me, who gets breathless when running.
00:22:39Oh.
00:22:39If you exercised more.
00:22:41You know I don't even have time to breathe.
00:22:43No, you do have time to work until eleven at night.
00:22:46Shall we play a game, or should I go do some crossword puzzles?
00:22:47Let's play, come on.
00:22:48Someone should ask for my dad as goalkeeper, he's very good at making saves.
00:22:51And swallowing.
00:22:52Dad.
00:22:53And who's asking me?
00:22:54And what about me?
00:22:55I am very good.
00:22:57Okay, fine.
00:22:57We kept Tano as goalkeeper.
00:23:00I'm not going on the same team as him, I'm warning you.
00:23:02Look, blackmail isn't acceptable.
00:23:04I have a picture of you as a baby.
00:23:06Okay, come here.
00:23:07Five, I'm going to put you in.
00:23:09Ernesto.
00:23:10Father or son?
00:23:11Both.
00:23:14So, let Bio and Pida have two.
00:23:16Well...
00:23:17Bio, and you put me in goal.
00:23:18Do you stop?
00:23:19You put me.
00:23:21Do you stop?
00:23:22And Iñaki?
00:23:26It stops more than it hinders.
00:23:28Katia.
00:23:29I wanted to go with Bio and...
00:23:30Well, it's your turn with me.
00:23:32And you're not aiming for the wrong goal.
00:23:32Come.
00:23:35So what?
00:23:36To you.
00:23:37To you right now.
00:23:38Right, Bio?
00:23:39It's because he's so tiny.
00:23:40The same age you were when you played your first football match.
00:23:44Okay, Miguel.
00:23:45This!
00:23:46They've asked me!
00:23:46They've asked me!
00:23:47Of course.
00:23:48Don't make me look bad now.
00:23:49Hey?
00:23:50To score many goals.
00:23:55Dad, from the same team.
00:23:56We're going to be the stars of the match.
00:23:58I couldn't play football with my brother.
00:24:01Not until you show it.
00:24:02I'm going to teach her how to be Chilean.
00:24:05Very good.
00:24:06Leonor.
00:24:08Hey, Felix.
00:24:08You here.
00:24:09Man, what now?
00:24:10Aurora.
00:24:11Of course, women come last, right?
00:24:13As usual.
00:24:14And... Paula.
00:24:16Ah, I don't have the last one left.
00:24:18Cristina!
00:24:26Well, that's it.
00:24:27No, it's not there.
00:24:28I'm missing one.
00:24:29Who counted?
00:24:30I.
00:24:31That's bad.
00:24:32Let's see, what does a girl on the bench have to do with it?
00:24:34Julia likes to play hide-and-seek.
00:24:37Well, now we're going to play football.
00:24:40In football, people hide.
00:24:42It depends.
00:24:42Sometimes the referee has to hide.
00:24:44Football is for girls.
00:24:46And hide-and-seek is for girls.
00:24:49We already know who he learned that from, right?
00:24:51My mother is not that sexist.
00:24:53No, just sexist.
00:24:55Well, I don't want another girl, okay?
00:24:56Look, in my team there are five women and in Alberto's there are only three.
00:24:58Better for you, kid, if we're going to win.
00:25:02I'm joining the BIOI team.
00:25:05Okay!
00:25:09I'm trembling.
00:25:11Very good.
00:25:12It's a good...
00:25:13Everything is sorted now.
00:25:15Time to put on your shirts.
00:25:16Come on!
00:25:17Come on, come on!
00:25:23Dad.
00:25:25Dad, we're going.
00:25:33The motorcycle isn't bad.
00:25:39Well, look at that girl...
00:25:41Here's your gift.
00:25:42Thank you.
00:25:45Hey.
00:25:48But this isn't the shirt he was wearing...
00:25:50It is signed by Marley himself.
00:25:52Look, San Diego, California, 1977.
00:25:56And how did you achieve this?
00:25:58That's how things are achieved.
00:26:00Asking.
00:26:02Well, many...
00:26:03Thank you.
00:26:05Charm.
00:26:05Nothing.
00:26:06Look how handsome he is.
00:26:08Something ridiculous about this, ma'am.
00:26:10No, man, no.
00:26:11Also, you have to wear black, otherwise I won't know what team you play for.
00:26:14You look so sexy, Abdel!
00:26:18What is this?
00:26:18A Martian?
00:26:20This?
00:26:21This?
00:26:22Do you mean this?
00:26:23No.
00:26:24It's a mutant zombie.
00:26:26She's the great alien mother.
00:26:28She seems nice, doesn't she?
00:26:29Yeah.
00:26:29When he is hungry, he eats his children.
00:26:31I will never read anything of yours again, even if you beg me on your knees.
00:26:34Me neither.
00:26:36No.
00:26:41Are we all here?
00:26:42Yeah.
00:26:44I'm going to take pictures of you.
00:26:50Hey, what is this?
00:26:52Mobile phones are prohibited.
00:26:53One minute, which is a very important thing.
00:26:56Nacho.
00:26:57The pest is his partner.
00:26:58How are you?
00:26:59Tano.
00:27:00Tell him you'll call him later.
00:27:02It's calling from very far away.
00:27:03Well, it's like if someone calls you from China.
00:27:05It's because it's in China.
00:27:09Tano.
00:27:10Should I quit or disqualify you?
00:27:12One minute.
00:27:14They say they invent them to communicate.
00:27:16I think they've achieved the exact opposite.
00:27:18It starts with hating cell phones and ends with hating your children.
00:27:2125 people watching a small device that measures 10 centimeters.
00:27:25And you want me to like you?
00:27:26Hey, start without me.
00:27:28But how do you want us to start with a goalkeeper?
00:27:30Look, Tano, if I go there it's going to be worse, huh?
00:27:41Come on, Tano, if I go it's going to be worse.
00:28:02Come on, Tano, run.
00:28:07Who's going?
00:28:08Come on, come on, come on.
00:28:09Tires?
00:28:10Give it to me, I'll give it to you!
00:28:12Is that how you play goalkeeper?
00:28:16Mom, we're playing.
00:28:18No, not your father.
00:28:19Give him a little confidence, okay?
00:28:21He does everything half-heartedly.
00:28:23I'm not surprised.
00:28:24Get the shot from dad, run.
00:28:26Shut up, he's on the other team.
00:28:28But he's my father.
00:28:29There are no parents here, man.
00:28:31Go ahead, pass it to me.
00:28:32Want more badass stuff?
00:28:35Forward, forward!
00:28:38Good!
00:28:41Good!
00:28:41There, there, there!
00:28:42There, Ernesto!
00:28:44Come on, there!
00:28:45Good!
00:28:48Good!
00:28:50Good!
00:28:52There, Gustavo!
00:28:53Good!
00:28:55Don't be so harsh, Ernesto!
00:28:57Good!
00:29:00Good!
00:29:01Good!
00:29:02Good!
00:29:03Good!
00:29:03Good!
00:29:04Good!
00:29:05Good!
00:29:08But Mom, that's offside.
00:29:10I haven't seen it.
00:29:11But do you know what an offside is?
00:29:16Of course I know.
00:29:18I am a professional.
00:29:22But Mom?
00:29:25But Mom!
00:29:25Mother!
00:29:26Anyone else?
00:29:28Goal, goal, no!
00:29:29Goal, Gustavo!
00:29:32It's not a foul, and I haven't touched him.
00:29:33You've stepped on my ankle with your heel, we haven't seen everything.
00:29:35Gustavo, get up and stop acting like a fool.
00:29:37Joel, who is a kid.
00:29:39I haven't touched him.
00:29:40You need to help.
00:29:42If we're going to play, let's play. If we're going to mess around, I'm outta here.
00:29:46Who are you talking about?
00:29:47I haven't even touched him, you saw it, but you're punishing me for a personal matter.
00:29:50I'm not your mother here, I'm the referee.
00:29:52And I've seen you need him.
00:29:53You see what you want to see.
00:29:55So, shall we play or what?
00:29:56That depends on the lady with the umbrella.
00:29:58I'm the referee!
00:29:59Seriously, one more move and I'm outta here.
00:30:02You have to know how to lose.
00:30:04Well, take your own advice.
00:30:06It doesn't hurt anymore, that's it. And I forgive Joel.
00:30:08You've got some nerve!
00:30:10Look!
00:30:11No, well, this is the last straw.
00:30:13What happens now?
00:30:14Please, will you all take a look at my husband and tell me if he isn't infuriating?
00:30:21That?
00:30:22But you've seen a doorman smoke!
00:30:24I'm nervous, okay?
00:30:26Things in China aren't going as we thought.
00:30:28And you were arguing.
00:30:31Let's all get together, please.
00:30:33Here.
00:30:34And we're going to establish some basic rules for the smooth running of the game.
00:30:39What's happening?
00:30:42The referee wants to talk to us.
00:30:44About what?
00:30:44Well, go and find out.
00:30:47We're here playing football.
00:30:49How much should we talk about our own issues?
00:30:50It's all been discussed, Alex.
00:30:52I have failed you and you will never trust me again.
00:30:55Things are not that simple.
00:30:57Yes they are.
00:30:58Two stupid days are enough to ruin 18 years of living together.
00:31:04Okay, those of you who don't want to play, now's the time to say so.
00:31:08OK?
00:31:09I mean that I'm sacrificing myself by abandoning my computer work,
00:31:13I'm acting as referee, because I'm taking this match seriously.
00:31:17Understood?
00:31:18No, Mom, we've just started.
00:31:19Don't exaggerate.
00:31:20But we've gotten off to a bad start.
00:31:21They smoke, they grind, and they question my decisions.
00:31:25It's 12 o'clock!
00:31:26Lunchtime is about to hit us!
00:31:28Let's make things clear.
00:31:30She and her rules.
00:31:31I heard you.
00:31:32Me and my rules.
00:31:33Yeah.
00:31:34Regulations must be applied.
00:31:35Well yes.
00:31:35So that everyone doesn't do whatever they want.
00:31:38Starting with the referee.
00:31:39It was a foul.
00:31:40It wasn't a foul and you know it.
00:31:42It will be in the land of mutant zombies.
00:31:44Are they going to hit each other?
00:31:46Sure.
00:31:47Do people always fight in football?
00:31:50Look, Joel.
00:31:51When playing.
00:31:51It's because you're not the little one anymore.
00:31:53You can't always get your way.
00:31:55Very good.
00:31:55Everyone against me.
00:31:56No, not against you.
00:31:57Everyone is in favor of playing.
00:31:58How can you tell that...?
00:32:00Nothing.
00:32:01They confiscated my mobile phones.
00:32:03Leave it there, on top of a chair.
00:32:04You've heard it before.
00:32:05But if it's disconnected, look.
00:32:07Just leave it where they told you to, man.
00:32:08Don't let an anxiety attack trigger you to turn it back on.
00:32:11But...
00:32:11Come on, Dad.
00:32:11Don't be a pain.
00:32:12I want to play, Eva.
00:32:14I want to play, Eva.
00:32:14We're asking for 90 minutes out of a whole weekend.
00:32:17Well, leave it to Carmen, but in vibration mode.
00:32:19Oh no!
00:32:20Don't try to confuse me, okay?
00:32:22Smoking is not allowed either, okay?
00:32:24Also deliver the package.
00:32:25I haven't been chased this much since the thousandth, huh?
00:32:27Let's see if you'll leave it like that, Dad.
00:32:29That I will never give it up.
00:32:29It's my only vice.
00:32:31Okay, what else do we need to consider in order to continue?
00:32:34Play fair.
00:32:35Yes, kicking is not allowed.
00:32:36Nor should you throw yourself to the ground when you haven't been touched.
00:32:38Already.
00:32:39Okay, that's enough, isn't it?
00:32:40I mean, you don't need to be so didactic, Mom.
00:32:43No, no, no.
00:32:44Didactic no.
00:32:45Strictly practical.
00:32:46I don't want anyone hurt.
00:32:47What exactly is it?
00:32:49If anyone wants to pee, they should go to Cali now and forever.
00:32:55We could do two shorter periods, I say this for the children's sake.
00:32:58Yes, for the children.
00:32:59If we all agree, I'd appreciate it, you know?
00:33:03Sure, so we can smoke again, right?
00:33:05Also.
00:33:05We can do two 20-minute periods, with a 10-minute break.
00:33:09Well, that sounds good to me.
00:33:11Me too, huh?
00:33:12The others?
00:33:13Okay, fine.
00:33:13Excuse me, one thing.
00:33:15Couldn't the goalposts be a little closer together?
00:33:17Is...
00:33:17Yes, man.
00:33:18And while we're at it, we'll make them smaller, right?
00:33:20No.
00:33:20I didn't say that.
00:33:21Let's Play?
00:33:22Abdel?
00:33:23If I see something wrong, I'll say so.
00:33:25If I see clearly, I keep quiet.
00:33:28Okay.
00:33:28Maybe in gymnastics...
00:33:30Come on!
00:33:31Come on!
00:33:33Come on!
00:33:34Come on!
00:33:42Come on!
00:33:43Come on!
00:33:48Come on!
00:33:53Come on!
00:33:54Come on!
00:34:07Come on!
00:34:11Come on!
00:34:14Come on!
00:34:17Come on!
00:34:21Come on!
00:34:25Come on!
00:34:34Come on!
00:34:35Come on!
00:34:36Come on!
00:34:37Come on!
00:34:38Come on!
00:34:39Come on!
00:34:50Come on!
00:34:52Come on!
00:34:53Come on!
00:34:55Come on!
00:34:56Come on!
00:34:57Come on!
00:34:58Come on!
00:34:59Come on!
00:34:59Come on!
00:34:59Come on!
00:35:00Come on!
00:35:00Come on!
00:35:02Come on!
00:35:02Come on!
00:35:03Come on!
00:35:04Come on!
00:35:05Come on!
00:35:10Come on, shoot!
00:35:11Come on, shoot!
00:35:12Cristina!
00:35:13But, Cristina, you did have something, Cristina!
00:35:15Okay, I'm confused, I didn't know where to press the button.
00:35:18I'm flustered!
00:35:19I'm flustered!
00:35:20I'm flustered!
00:35:21Okay!
00:35:21Okay, fine.
00:35:28Everyone in their place!
00:35:30A corner kick is taken!
00:35:34Miguel!
00:35:35Miguel!
00:35:35Miguel!
00:35:36Come on, Miguel!
00:35:38Miguel, come on!
00:35:39Miguel!
00:35:42Miguel!
00:35:43Miguel!
00:35:44Miguel!
00:35:45Miguel!
00:35:46Oh, sing!
00:35:48Die, damn it!
00:35:49Alright, come on, come on!
00:35:51Come on, come on, come on!
00:35:53Joel!
00:35:54Stop, stop, Joel!
00:35:57Mark there!
00:35:58Watch out, watch out!
00:35:58No, not anymore!
00:35:59Take!
00:36:00Take!
00:36:01Hey?!
00:36:02Ah!
00:36:02Ah!
00:36:03Ah!
00:36:03Ah!
00:36:04But you knocked me to the ground!
00:36:09You broke one of my ribs.
00:36:10And you dug your nails into my ankles.
00:36:12What nails? If I don't have any, I'll eat them.
00:36:14No, the first aid kit isn't necessary, but aggression should be left on the bench, Laia.
00:36:18Look, they're just part of the job.
00:36:19Everyone has seen you.
00:36:20I just wanted to get it in.
00:36:21Through my stomach, right?
00:36:23Oh, be quiet.
00:36:28And to the bench for five minutes.
00:36:30Who, me?
00:36:30Yeah.
00:36:31See?
00:36:32Or I'll take out my card.
00:36:34Look, better.
00:36:35You guys play so well.
00:36:36Don't shout, we're not deaf.
00:36:38Look at you.
00:36:40Is your shirt wet?
00:36:42It's sweat.
00:36:44I don't like.
00:36:45Me neither.
00:36:46When you're here you can insult the referee, okay?
00:36:48If you like.
00:36:49Your brother Joel said so.
00:36:50We'll insult him then.
00:36:53Uncle Joel's shirt is also sweaty.
00:36:56We will insult him too.
00:37:02I like to see the faces of the winners and the losers.
00:37:05Rather.
00:37:06I like to see how they react because it's well known that games are where you best get to know someone's character.
00:37:11of each one.
00:37:22There are two forces of nature.
00:37:25Alberto and Bioy, father and son.
00:37:27The father wants to prove that he can still handle him.
00:37:30His son is desperately asking for his handover.
00:37:33Come on, come on.
00:37:33Come on, come on.
00:37:34They adore each other, but...
00:37:36Come on, come on.
00:37:38Come on, come on.
00:37:39Come on, come on.
00:37:41Come on, come on.
00:37:42Come on, come on.
00:37:42Where did you go, man, with your belly turning red?
00:37:45Come on, come on, come on.
00:37:46Laia hates football but enjoys celebrating her husband's failures.
00:37:50It's his way of asking her for love.
00:37:52Come on, come on.
00:38:02Come on, come on.
00:38:04Come on, Rouget!
00:38:07Two other roosters are shedding feathers so the hen will look at them.
00:38:11Bioy and Rouget.
00:38:12Teresa, like the ladies in tournaments, spreads her cheers so that both of them dedicate all their efforts to her.
00:38:19Carmen, the queen mother, an enemy of love in self-defense,
00:38:23She sees the man who abandoned her in every gesture of theirs.
00:38:29Come on, Rouget!
00:38:31Goal!
00:38:32Goal!
00:38:33Goal!
00:38:36Aurora, back!
00:38:38Aurora is now a woman.
00:38:40She is willing to do anything to keep her parents together.
00:38:44He's in a difficult position because Cristina isn't solving anything.
00:38:48She should take charge, but all she can think of is crying.
00:38:53That's it, nothing's wrong now!
00:38:56Ernesto can't stand losing, and I know for a fact that I'm the one responsible.
00:39:00And that statement that the important thing is not to win but to participate will be very beautiful and very
00:39:06comforter.
00:39:08But someone should try repeating it to the person who is losing.
00:39:15Here they are, sweaty, competitive, proud, more transparent than ever before my eyes.
00:39:22Gustavo the survivor, Miguel the fighter, Leonor the dancer, Coral the future writer,
00:39:29Iñaki the apprehensive, Diego the hedonist, Katia the heartbreaker, Ernesto the mathematician, Julia the unpredictable.
00:39:44This seems like a shock.
00:39:47It's a shock.
00:39:48The blow has been brutal.
00:39:50Yes, this little area here worries me.
00:39:52This area?
00:39:53To me, her whole face looks like a map.
00:39:55Is it getting more and more swollen, or is it just my imagination?
00:39:57I'm feeling dizzy.
00:39:59Go out, go on, go out.
00:40:00Don't treat me like the little one?
00:40:01You are the little one.
00:40:02Okay, getting back to the topic, I would make some plates.
00:40:04Yes, we have to take her to the hospital, I'll bring the car.
00:40:06And a hearing test and a smell test too.
00:40:09But why?
00:40:10Is there something you're not telling us?
00:40:11No, no, just to rule things out.
00:40:14A blow to the head is still a blow to the head, isn't it?
00:40:17And these things in the short, medium, and long term are very treacherous.
00:40:21So hospitals are the best.
00:40:22No, no, no.
00:40:24Don't move.
00:40:25Mom, don't be rude.
00:40:26Don't you see that you could have a stroke?
00:40:28Don't be so rough, or I'll have a stroke...
00:40:35What's happening?
00:40:37Did someone hit you with a ball?
00:40:38Yes, it's terrible, Mom.
00:40:41Right in the face.
00:40:43In the face.
00:40:44It would be best if you didn't look in the mirror for a few hours.
00:40:47In 48 hours, at least.
00:40:50I'm going to get the car.
00:40:51Because?
00:40:52Because he hears me well.
00:40:53Because we have to take her to the hospital.
00:40:56No.
00:40:57No.
00:40:58I can hear you very well.
00:40:58I'm not going to the hospital.
00:41:00Mom, you have to go.
00:41:03No.
00:41:04The doctor is a charming young man, excellent, a very good professional.
00:41:09He has a fixation with hospitals and operations.
00:41:13Well, the truth is I didn't know she thought I was so splendid and so charming and so handsome
00:41:16and all this.
00:41:17But, well, it's flattering.
00:41:18But I think the best thing is...
00:41:22Yes, not playing football at my age.
00:41:26Yeah.
00:41:26And one question: why does he have this animosity towards hospitals?
00:41:32Because we know how you get in, but not how you get out.
00:41:34Mom, as a doctor, I advise you.
00:41:36And I, as a doctor, too.
00:41:37You are a urologist and you are a psychiatrist.
00:41:39And I understand my own head better than anyone.
00:41:41And I didn't say he was handsome, okay?
00:41:43Already.
00:41:44Well, at least we can see that stubbornness hasn't been affected, huh?
00:41:48Well, if you don't want to go, then don't go.
00:41:51But it's under your own responsibility, mind you, I have nothing to do with it, okay?
00:41:53And now, give me a sedative.
00:41:55No, no, no, because...
00:41:56Okay, a sedative.
00:41:57If I give him a sedative, it will mask very serious problems later on.
00:42:00And whenever there's a blow to the head, I always recommend two things, you know?
00:42:04Control and rest.
00:42:05And pain.
00:42:06Well, there is a lot of pain, that's for sure.
00:42:08But aspirin is the best thing for pain, right?
00:42:10No, that's why I studied so much.
00:42:16Out of curiosity.
00:42:18Which one of you hit me with the ball?
00:42:28I had looked and the lady wasn't there.
00:42:32Suddenly a lady appears.
00:42:35This football thing is really brutal.
00:42:37Football is a sport.
00:42:40And what is the purpose of sport?
00:42:42Look, for one to win, many must lose.
00:42:45It's for people to argue, that's what it's for.
00:42:47So that people can be in shape, woman.
00:42:49The best sport is walking, swimming at the beach and bending down to pick mushrooms.
00:42:54A neighbor of mine went deaf after being hit by a ball.
00:42:57I can't get it out of my head.
00:42:59If something happens, ma'am, I...
00:43:02Man, that was really loud, wasn't it?
00:43:05Look, it reminded me of the other day when you crushed the melon with the tractor.
00:43:11Abdel, ask my mother if you could make her one of those delicious teas you make.
00:43:14those mint ones.
00:43:16Did Abdel say that?
00:43:17Sure?
00:43:19No.
00:43:20No, the truth is that the ball killer said it.
00:43:29Thank you.
00:43:35What's up, Abdel?
00:43:36There, ma'am.
00:43:47What am I doing, beautiful?
00:43:48There.
00:43:51Now, now you'll have to marry me, okay?
00:43:54And what do I do about my wife?
00:43:57If you wanted a pay raise, you could have asked for it in a different way.
00:44:01I don't know where to stand, ma'am.
00:44:03Oh, I really don't know.
00:44:05You're fine there.
00:44:06Don't worry, just think that it could have been worse.
00:44:09Worse?
00:44:11You could have given it to one of the children, one of the little ones.
00:44:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:44:17I don't know why he was kicking so hard.
00:44:19Well, you, you and everyone.
00:44:21I myself, like a procession, with the whistle.
00:44:25It wasn't like the game in other years.
00:44:30There was violence, wasn't there?
00:44:33It could be the full moon.
00:44:37It can be each person's moon.
00:44:41Something is wrong.
00:44:43Can you imagine if you had hit him?
00:44:45No, how awful.
00:44:46Well, that would have been normal.
00:44:47You were looking everywhere but at the ball.
00:44:49What are you saying?
00:44:50You're right.
00:44:50You've been more into motorcycles than anything else.
00:44:53Of course, if he's on my team, I'll have to keep an eye on him, right?
00:44:55You didn't send it to me all at once.
00:44:57Why wouldn't you be within range?
00:44:58I've asked for it a million times.
00:44:59And has he seen you?
00:45:00Yes, I have seen it.
00:45:01Pepe, what do you say?
00:45:02Well, look, I do my own thing.
00:45:04To be amazed in front of Teresa, right?
00:45:06And what about you?
00:45:06Instead of looking at the ball, you weren't looking at us, were you?
00:45:09No wonder it's trash.
00:45:10You only passed it to Joel.
00:45:11Because?
00:45:12Because he's the only one who has game vision.
00:45:13You went for the motorcycle, we all saw it.
00:45:15And you?
00:45:16I've been keeping an eye on Mom and Dad the whole time.
00:45:19Ready.
00:45:19Oh, what a good daughter!
00:45:22They're going to separate, okay?
00:45:25Your father and your mother.
00:45:28Because?
00:45:30The doctor is coming out!
00:45:31Come on, the doctor's coming out!
00:45:39Don't worry.
00:45:42They're going to fix it.
00:45:56How are you?
00:45:57How are you?
00:45:58Will he be okay or what?
00:45:59Yes, yes, but when you see it you'll be a little shocked, because his face is kind of swollen and purple, you know?
00:46:04How inflated?
00:46:05How inflated?
00:46:05Good question.
00:46:06So, do you remember that foreign politician they tried to poison, and his face was left swollen?
00:46:11No?
00:46:12Ah, the pufferfish or the shark-scarer is how it got angry without inflating.
00:46:16Well, the same, but without being a fish, right?
00:46:18Then it hurt him a lot.
00:46:19Well, and it's going to hurt even more tomorrow, huh?
00:46:21But one thing, what hurts more, the head or the heart?
00:46:24Damn, what a great question, huh?
00:46:25This looks like a press conference for an injured Barça player, doesn't it?
00:46:28What hurts more?
00:46:28Well, I don't know.
00:46:30I would say everything.
00:46:31There's nothing that hurts that doesn't hurt, okay?
00:46:33Okay guys, get well soon, all of you, okay?
00:46:35But it will take a long time for her to recover, or what do you think?
00:46:37Yes, I do it, but...
00:46:42I'm very kind, but don't you have anything better to do, kids?
00:46:45When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor, but in the city.
00:46:50Ah, very good.
00:46:51Because you doctors in the village must not earn much money, right?
00:46:54You don't become a doctor for the money.
00:46:57Oh, no?
00:46:58So why did you call yourself a doctor?
00:47:01Well, because I was very sick as a child and I saw many doctors, too many.
00:47:07But one of them saved my life.
00:47:10Diego, what's wrong with your brother?
00:47:16Oh, one thing, I forgot.
00:47:18It's important that you observe Grandma, okay?
00:47:20But discreetly, no sticking your nose in their neck, okay?
00:47:23But if you notice any changes or symptoms such as diarrhea, high fever, vomiting, disorientation...
00:47:31We're going to the hospital.
00:47:32Exact.
00:47:41Hi, honey. I'm looking for the sunglasses.
00:47:45You carry them above your head.
00:47:51I'm going up.
00:48:00Also, I've given your father my number so you can call me whenever you want.
00:48:03That said, mornings are better than nights, right?
00:48:06Hey!
00:48:10What a coincidence! You're perfect timing!
00:48:12Any sick children?
00:48:13No, no child, no child.
00:48:15Grandma.
00:48:15Eva, what's wrong with her?
00:48:16Phew! That ball hit me.
00:48:18But was it serious?
00:48:19Wow! Spectacular, huh? Worthy of Roberto Carlos.
00:48:21But he'll die of something else, I think.
00:48:24Come on, guys, help me with the chairs.
00:48:25That's it, help yourself, help yourself.
00:48:27Come on.
00:48:28How are you?
00:48:29Good and you?
00:48:30Good, also good.
00:48:31And the cat didn't...?
00:48:32Well, with his dreams, I've already castrated him.
00:48:34Damn, you're so drastic, huh?
00:48:36Well, it's one of the facets of my work.
00:48:37Sure, sure.
00:48:38So what? Do you live here?
00:48:40Yes, with Dora.
00:48:42Ask him if he knows how to sing.
00:48:43Is it true? Can you sing?
00:48:44That?
00:48:45We have a choir.
00:48:47A choir of what? A choir...?
00:48:48Ah, a choir, a choir, a singing choir.
00:48:50Yes, we used to be 34.
00:48:52The thing is, now 3 volunteers have gone to Ethiopia.
00:48:54Yes, we already know.
00:48:54The buyout clauses between here and Ethiopia are very low.
00:48:59But the thing is, I'm not very good at singing.
00:49:00because I sing okay.
00:49:02Oh no, no, no, but I sing terribly.
00:49:04Ah, yes.
00:49:04But it gives me so much peace to free my voice twice a week.
00:49:07Oh, sure, sure.
00:49:08But I don't know, I don't know.
00:49:09Because I have difficult vocal cords.
00:49:10Hey, if you think I'm a bit of a jerk, tell me.
00:49:13I don't know, the other day it seemed to me that you needed to talk to someone.
00:49:15No, no, you thought it was fine, you thought it was fine.
00:49:17It turns out that I, I'm sure I've told you,
00:49:18I tell everyone, I'm such a bore.
00:49:20But I'm going through a super mega hypercrisis.
00:49:23At first glance, she seems very brazen, doesn't she?
00:49:25No.
00:49:26Well, I don't know, it's the only way to overcome certain things.
00:49:29What things?
00:49:32Well, we meet every Tuesday and every Thursday.
00:49:35See you at 9 at the Sports Centre.
00:49:39Can I help you?
00:49:40Don't worry, nothing, nothing.
00:49:42Strong.
00:49:42Yes, I can go alone.
00:49:43Hey, and one more thing, what exactly do you sing?
00:49:45Because, well, if you sing like Machino...
00:49:47See you later.
00:49:48Okay?
00:49:49Look.
00:49:52Hello.
00:49:57See? It's there.
00:49:59Go back to your cousins.
00:50:01No, look, look, Mom.
00:50:03Do whatever, but fix it now.
00:50:06Go back home.
00:50:07Go on.
00:50:25Alex.
00:50:27No, no, open it.
00:50:28Open it, Alex.
00:50:37This is very painful.
00:50:41I love you.
00:50:43I love you too.
00:50:44But it's not enough.
00:50:47Okay?
00:50:49Wanting is a feeling, but what moves the world is desire.
00:50:52And you and I don't want them.
00:50:58If you need more time.
00:51:01I've met someone.
00:51:06I did it first out of spite.
00:51:09Falling in love with her was not part of my plan.
00:51:13I want the children to suffer as little as possible.
00:51:15Tell that to them.
00:51:28If he touches you again, I swear I'll kill him.
00:51:31I'll kill him.
00:51:32I'll kill him.
00:51:40Damn, that's why I left her alone.
00:51:42That's why I left home, because I didn't want to go crazy.
00:51:46Already.
00:51:47And when your father leaves the hospital, what are you going to do?
00:51:49We have spoken with a lawyer.
00:51:52I don't know, I think there's a legal way for me to leave the town.
00:52:05I will always treat you well.
00:52:07I, you.
00:52:13I've been fired from Waterloo.
00:52:14And so?
00:52:16Well, I'm not leaving.
00:52:19I don't know what's wrong with her joy.
00:52:20He is dying.
00:52:26My mother always adds a little milk.
00:52:38He is noble, friendly, and has beautiful legs.
00:52:44It's a shame he's a man.
00:52:46My father was like him.
00:52:48I don't remember.
00:52:58I knew it was going to happen.
00:53:00He wants to be involved in everything.
00:53:01An uncle of mine used to say that death comes to the weary.
00:53:03Oh, excuse me, but our mother isn't going to die.
00:53:06This was a comment.
00:53:07What I mean is...
00:53:07No, it wasn't a comment, Paula.
00:53:09What's wrong with you is that you think everything my mother does is wrong.
00:53:11No, you're the one messing with my mother.
00:53:13Because you want to bring her into the house.
00:53:14I don't want to get involved, it's my duty.
00:53:16Your obligation?
00:53:16You are also obligated to kick my legs to a pulp.
00:53:19What are you saying?
00:53:19In the game, Paula.
00:53:21Look, I have them that look like two salamis, please.
00:53:23Let's not even talk about the game.
00:53:27Because?
00:53:27Because it has been a disgrace.
00:53:29Ana, what are you talking about?
00:53:30Your obsession with always wanting to win.
00:53:33Especially your son.
00:53:34Why do you say that?
00:53:35Because you haven't stopped pressuring him.
00:53:37So what do I do?
00:53:37Should I let him win at 15 years old?
00:53:38You let him live, you let him breathe,
00:53:41You let him look elsewhere, away from you as the only role model for men.
00:53:44But you're always complaining that I'm not around, that you never see me.
00:53:46I used to race him when I was three years old and I would beat him.
00:53:49Oh, that's the last straw.
00:53:51But you're making this up, aren't you?
00:53:52Look, we've set a terrible example for the children.
00:54:01I'm going to squirt milk with joy.
00:54:03Well, I don't know what this aggression is about, really.
00:54:06I love myself today more than anything in the world.
00:54:09There's something in the air that's noticeable, and if we're all a little...
00:54:15I've behaved like a pig.
00:54:19Yes, like a pig.
00:54:21Yes, you almost made it.
00:54:24Achieving what?
00:54:25Becoming a widow.
00:54:26Oh, who was smoking?
00:54:28Who has spent half an hour talking on their mobile phone?
00:54:30It was work.
00:54:31Oh, it's always work.
00:54:32As if the pool accessories business were so interesting.
00:54:35Hey, Laia, we spent a lot of money, huh?
00:54:38Did you know that what we pay for our phone bill could support an entire family?
00:54:42I don't understand the concept.
00:54:44You don't understand, do you?
00:54:45Where does the money come from if I don't work 20 hours a day?
00:54:49Well, let's go back to being poor.
00:54:52I was happier when we were poor.
00:54:54You don't even believe that yourself.
00:54:56You shut up.
00:54:57He treats you like a queen, you don't lift a finger.
00:54:59I am writing a book of short stories.
00:55:01How many years ago?
00:55:02Four?
00:55:03And what about you?
00:55:05You can't stand that Mom didn't like your son.
00:55:07That's why you've been hitting on her since you arrived.
00:55:09What's the point of that now?
00:55:11Look, leave me alone, go on.
00:55:13I asked you to give me a hand with the script.
00:55:15But of course, you're too intellectual to write about mutant zombies.
00:55:19I just don't like writing about things I have at home.
00:55:23Listen, I'd prefer you talked about me as little as possible, okay?
00:55:27Well.
00:55:30It was the ham.
00:55:33Yeah.
00:55:34Tell him yourself, Adel.
00:55:35He threw me.
00:55:37It's from a crazy pig.
00:55:39We bought the ham from some farmers who months ago shot a pig because it went crazy.
00:55:47And that's why you are so aggressive towards each other.
00:55:51I'm sure you haven't tried the ham, thank goodness.
00:55:55Have we raised our voices too much or...?
00:55:57Well, what we've lifted is a very large rug, with a lot of dirt underneath.
00:56:02Awful.
00:56:07Cristina and Alex are not here.
00:56:09Did they go into that cabin with their children?
00:56:11Now that's a rug.
00:56:13That?
00:56:14Oh.
00:56:15What was missing?
00:56:16That?
00:56:17Look at T.A.'s face!
00:56:19Hello!
00:56:20It's a monster!
00:56:22That?
00:56:22That?
00:56:22Can I take a picture with you?
00:56:24No, no, no.
00:56:25No photos.
00:56:26Come on, let's take a picture with everyone.
00:56:27No, no, no.
00:56:28I'm not in the mood for photos.
00:56:29Let's see.
00:56:32Who is responsible for giving me a kiss?
00:56:33I!
00:56:35Look at T.A.'s face!
00:56:36Look at T.A.'s face!
00:56:36To whom, huh?
00:56:37I!
00:56:38No, he's much better now!
00:56:40He's feeling better now!
00:56:41Oops!
00:56:41I hardly feel like it!
00:56:43Oops!
00:56:43That's it!
00:56:45Come on, I'm cured now.
00:56:46We can take photos now.
00:56:47There was a time when I didn't even want to see myself.
00:56:52And I find myself
00:56:57Lost and condemned to my bad luck
00:57:01And I'm sorry
00:57:09And I'm sorry
00:57:11And I'm sorry
00:57:14And I'm sorry
00:57:40Muhammad
00:57:40Let's see
00:57:42Muhammad was born in Mecca
00:57:45Not in Mecca
00:57:47No
00:57:48In the year 500...
00:57:50Okay
00:57:50Read it again
00:57:53Okay, my love
00:57:56What does this word say?
00:57:59What is a word?
00:58:02You know that perfectly well.
00:58:03Let's see, any group of letters that together mean something
00:58:07Okay, this
00:58:10Dog
00:58:10This
00:58:11Couch
00:58:12No, it's called a sofa.
00:58:14Look, do you see this little ponytail that the A has up here?
00:58:17Well, it's an accent and it pushes
00:58:18It's called a sofa
00:58:42Couch
00:58:43Can I draw a tree with eyes and a mouth?
00:58:48Of course, my love
00:58:48I'll draw whatever you want.
00:59:09It's over.
00:59:11I'm going to clean myself up
00:59:12The fact that?
00:59:13I'm going to clean the pool.
00:59:14And I'm going to get rid of all the bad vibes.
00:59:16Oh, I have my swimsuit up here
00:59:18Why do you want the swimsuit?
00:59:19Well, I've completed a degree
00:59:20The last one...
00:59:22But it's drizzling
00:59:26Hold on
00:59:30Bomb!
00:59:31Bomb!
00:59:35What care!
00:59:37What is a tsunami in Chile?
00:59:39Where is my mobile phone?
00:59:45When that whole immense globe of spite and more faces vanished
00:59:49Like clouds vanishing in the sky when a gale blows
00:59:52The mortal enemies who a moment before had insulted each other
00:59:57They played in the pool like the children they would always be.
01:00:18Nicholas!
01:00:20Eva is with a mature but interesting man.
01:00:23Is Nicolas your boyfriend?
01:00:25Find yourself someone younger, seriously.
01:00:26So what do I do?
01:00:27I like you
01:00:28What do I like?
01:00:29We were very good friends during that time.
01:00:31And now, no more?
01:00:31I think it's the one in the photo that's stuck to the car
01:00:33Hey, why have you locked yourself in with twelve children?
01:00:36Can you imagine if Grandma got married again?
01:00:40They are not twelve children
01:00:41They are my twelve grandchildren
01:00:42I only act as a grandmother during the month of July.
01:00:44And it's a unique, somewhat selfish experience.
01:00:46Because it recharges my batteries for the whole year
01:00:48You're really getting on my nerves with this love stuff.
01:00:51At what age does love end?
01:00:53Why have you cried?
01:00:54I haven't cried
01:00:54Bioi is agile and lost
01:00:56And besides, they have nothing to do with Teresa.
01:00:58I saw you arguing with Roger
01:00:59Are you giving me permission to live my life?
01:01:01I'm done with you, Roger
01:01:02By the way, you don't need to worry about the concert anymore.
01:01:04I already have someone to accompany me.
01:01:06And Bioi?
01:01:06Where is he?
01:01:12Let's see, how many have escaped?
01:01:14Okay, one, two, let's see if I remember.
01:01:16Three, there were five, right?
01:01:18Well, five, I don't want to deceive you.
01:01:20Look, if they go to the main road we're lost
01:01:22What's going on? You've just seen a monster.
01:01:27It's a thing, really.
01:01:29Are we going to go hunt those critters?
01:01:30If they are huge
01:01:30Girls, everyone behind me
01:01:31My wife's jaw was broken
01:01:33We need to find the male
01:01:35If we catch him
01:01:36Come, look at this
01:01:37The females will follow.
01:01:40Is it like this every day?
01:01:41Come this way, follow me
01:01:43If night falls on them, that's bad.
01:01:45Maria Antonia, we're totally lost, huh?
01:01:48It's that you lost souls have already seen them in the woods, I don't know, I'm worried
01:01:50The forest at night is a labyrinth
01:01:51I'm sorry if I offend you, but I just don't like you.
01:01:53What do I know about this? Where are you going?
01:01:54Your father has just been stopped
01:01:55I come to see you and all you do is make things difficult for me.
01:01:59Mom, give me your hand, you'll never see me again
01:02:01I asked you to come with me
01:02:03Do you have any suggestions?
01:02:04Four days in Rome at this point
01:02:06I don't think they'll suit you.
01:02:07I can be with you at night
01:02:08I asked you to come with me
01:02:17The best?
01:02:19Do you have any suggestions?
01:02:20Thanks for watching the video