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00:25How long have you guys been in here?
00:28Can you get the fuck out of my shed, please?
00:32I got a letter from Ray.
00:34Dear Bubbles, hope you are well.
00:37I'm really sorry I fucked everything up.
00:39I'm doing okay.
00:40This U.S. jail is really luxury.
00:43Good food, nice cell, lots of liquor,
00:45and the guards are stupider as fuck.
00:49Don't mean to scare you, buddy,
00:51but this is on the cover of the Bangor Daily News.
00:56Oh, my fuck.
00:59Janitor witnessing Swayze express robbery.
01:02Janitor saw greasy-looking Canadians in parking lot on drugs.
01:06Swayze offers $50,000 reward
01:08for return of prize model train.
01:11Swayze.
01:14Swayze.
01:28Swayze.
01:30Swayze.
01:37Come on!
01:46It's wild.
01:49Now he's supposed to help him solve two,
01:50Oh my God!
01:58×”×’ib pong!
02:00box. Hey, Randy. Wow, how's the cooking going? It's going okay. It's hard to flip with this
02:09hand, friggin' cast. Yeah, but they're so cute. Yeah, they are, eh? I'm gonna add them
02:16to the menu. I'm gonna call them baby dirty burgers. Cute. Hey, listen, Randy. Um, I've
02:21got something... Did you hear that? Did I hear what? The chickadee's loose.
02:30It sounds like they're saying, cheeseburger. Okay, that's cool. Listen, Ben, I want to
02:37talk to you about something. Come with me. Okay. Here, I got this for you. Thanks, Liz. Anyway,
02:43you know, things with you and Phil Collins are going so awesome and the whole dirty
02:47burger thing, and we are having a baby soon, right? So I was thinking that maybe... There it goes again.
02:54You know what? Fuck it. Forget it. This was a really bad idea. What, Lucy? Lucy? It doesn't matter.
03:00Lucy, I'm sorry. Randy, will you marry me? I mean, I know it seems kind of sudden and
03:06everything, but we're having a baby together, and I love you, Randy. I don't care about your
03:09gut. I don't care about all the cheeseburgers. I don't care about all the dope. I love all
03:21of you.
03:37Mr. Leahy, it's Randy. Guess who asked me to marry her? Lucy. I said yes, Mr. Leahy. It's Randy. Guess
03:43who asked me to marry her? Lucy. I said yes, Mr. Leahy.
04:00The pants are really tight, Lucy. Okay, well, you know what? Let me just... Let's just try this on. Put
04:04your
04:04knits on. There you go. They might be a little tight, but maybe we can get some lycra. I don't
04:09know. We'll see.
04:10Um... It's nice fabric. It is really nice fabric, but, you know, I don't even know if they're going to
04:17take it out, you know? It's just... Hey, Bubbles. Hey, Bubbles. Randy. Hey. What's cracking, Bubbles?
04:28Nothing. Nothing, Lucy, I think. But you set me up with some new clothes, something really different.
04:35Sure. Sure. Um... Bubbles, you all right? You just knew baked or some shit, dog. No, I'm not baked. Sorry,
04:41man. We all stoned.
04:43Look, I'm not stoned. I just need a whole new get-up. Something, you know, different. Yeah, okay. Okay,
04:51you have no idea, like, for anything? Just where people go, who's that dog? Never saw him before. All right.
04:58Bubbles, I got it, B. You should roll in a suit, you know what I'm saying? It could be tight.
05:03That's how me and T roll now, you know what I mean?
05:06Uh-huh. Even unskinny bops rocking a gut-sito. Loose set this motherfucker up with a suit. It's going to
05:11look tight. Randy, what's that?
05:16Um, we don't have any suits right now, Bubbles, but you know what we do have? We've got a bunch
05:19of new shirts. What about this?
05:21Next. I've got to be honest. It has taken me a long fucking time to accept that Randy's going to
05:28be the father of mine and Lucy's baby, but it's one of those things you can't change, so I guess
05:32I've got to accept it and be happy for Lucy.
05:34Lucy, I mean, I am happy for Lucy. Right now, I just got to concentrate on my fucking job and
05:39finally sell this fucking dope.
05:41And I've got to make sure nothing gets fucked up, because this is a chance of a lifetime. So please,
05:45for once, I can't let this get fucked up.
05:52Nice. You've got all the wheels on. All right, pay attention. These go on here like this, okay? So that's
05:58just fucking dumb. I mean, you've got to cut this off, jam it in, tape it shut.
06:01Then tape these to the boxcars. Okay. Don't use too much tape. It's my good fucking tape, okay?
06:07That is nice tape.
06:11Here you go, buddy. Ah, thanks, man. Jam those things full, Jacob. Don't have many.
06:17What the fuck? It's Bubbles. What the fuck's going on with his head? I don't know. You wait here, man.
06:30Boys, it's me. We know, man. What? Bubbs, what's going on? From now on, my name is Scorpion. Can we
06:42go talking private somewhere? Let's go. You okay? I don't know.
06:53Holy fuck, that is definitely you. I know, Ricky, but I mean, I'm looking pretty different now, aren't I?
06:59That wit's freaking me out. Don't you think you're overreacting a little bit?
07:04Don't worry about this train shit. Patrick Swayze is not after you, man. We're in Canada. We're safe.
07:09And if anything does go down, we're just playing on Jacob, Neely, and Trevor's. So, this guy's working. Sit down
07:13and relax.
07:14I'm relaxed, boys. No problem. Do do do do do do do do do do do do.
07:23Are you okay? Who? You. I'm fine.
07:27Well, Bubbs, you can talk to us if there's something wrong, you know. There's nothing wrong, Julian.
07:33Right on. Let's be Sebastian. Hello. Hey, Sebastian, what's up, man?
07:39Right on. Just one second. Bubbs, where are you going?
07:42I got a split.
07:43We've got a conference call.
07:45I know!
07:45That's what I'm saying.
07:46We'll get back here.
07:48Sorry about that, man.
07:49Just a sec.
07:50I've got to switch to the speakerphone.
07:54Okay, can you hear me?
07:55It's Julian.
07:56What the fuck's going on?
07:57We've got Ricky and Bubbles here too.
07:58How's it going?
07:59I'm getting nervous about this bullshit, man.
08:01There's a fucking forest fire spreading just south of the train track.
08:04I'm thinking about shutting this down.
08:06Oh, excellent news, Julian.
08:09A forest fire.
08:10Okay, that's not going to be a problem, okay?
08:12We're professionals.
08:13We're leaving with the dope today.
08:15Everything's all set up.
08:16I'll give you a call as soon as we're on the road, alright?
08:19Alright.
08:20Fuck!
08:20I've got to go.
08:21My wife's coming.
08:22Later, boys.
08:23See ya, man.
08:26Fuck.
08:26We've got a lot of work to do, Rick.
08:33Bubbles, where are you going now?
08:35I've got to go, Ricky.
08:37I just need to have a drink, be by myself.
08:39And think about things.
08:40Maybe down to the swamp or something.
08:45I just need a little break from all the crazy stuff.
08:48That's all.
08:48I mean, this train thing can be very dangerous.
08:52A lot of things could go wrong.
08:53It could be burned up in forest fire.
08:55An operation this size, you don't know who's after you.
08:57It could be the FBI, ATF, fucking Patrick Swayze.
09:01Who knows?
09:03Leahy's off the fucking rails.
09:04So, you know, I just need a little break.
09:06That's all.
09:17What do you want, Mr. Leahy?
09:19Randy?
09:20What are you doing?
09:22I'm just going to talk to you for a second, Randy.
09:24No, Mr. Leahy.
09:25Randy, come with me.
09:25Randy.
09:26Randy.
09:27Listen, buddy.
09:28Listen.
09:29Randy, this is very important, buddy.
09:31We're going now.
09:31I've got a lot to talk to you about.
09:33Whatever, Mr. Leahy.
09:34Sorry about your arm, Randy.
09:35Come on, buddy.
09:36Come on, buddy.
09:37It's a red-letter day.
09:39Mr. Leahy, what the hell are you doing?
09:41Listen.
09:42It's just a matter of time before this all goes to shit, Randy, man.
09:45I think it might just be better to end her, but...
09:49Can't end it, Mr. Leahy.
09:50Who'd look after the purr?
09:54Look, let's...
09:55Let's just get out of the car, Mr. Leahy.
09:57Have a couple drinks.
09:58Talk about this.
10:00Worst mistake I ever made was getting to use to Lucy.
10:03I'll drink to that, bud.
10:05Mr. Leahy, the car!
10:13Ah, shit.
10:14Fuck her, bud.
10:15Let's go down and see what liquor we can salvage.
10:18Want to get drunk tonight, Randy?
10:19Yeah, Mr. Leahy.
10:29Where do we go from here, Randy, Randy?
10:32You're engaged.
10:34It's pretty frickin' complicated.
10:36We can work through this, Randy.
10:40Just about anything, bud.
10:43Just think of the history we had together.
10:46Don't marry her, Randy.
10:51I said yes.
10:52I mean, what am I gonna do?
10:54I don't know, Randy.
10:56But I know I can't handle this.
11:00Go and talk to her.
11:01What am I gonna say, Mr. Leahy?
11:05I don't know, Randy.
11:06I'm gonna use your imagination.
11:07Then you come back and we'll have a little bar queue
11:10and order some liquor and a mustard
11:13and we'll have a lot of good times, Randy.
11:16What do you think?
11:16Burgers?
11:17Randy.
11:20Hey, Randy!
11:23Hi.
11:24Hey, Liz.
11:25Look, we really gotta figure out this engagement stuff.
11:28Yeah.
11:29Have you been drinking?
11:31No.
11:31A couple drinks.
11:35He's wasted out of his mind.
11:37No, he's not.
11:38Did you get drunk with him?
11:39No, a couple drinks.
11:40Randy, stay the fuck away from Jim Leahy.
11:43Okay?
11:43You and he are done and I don't want anyone,
11:45especially him, fucking this shit up.
11:48I love you, Ryan.
11:50See you later.
11:51Where are you going, Liz?
11:52Oh, Jay Rock's picking me up.
11:53TNT are taking me to work at the airport.
12:00Hey, I think I just saw him sneaking behind the trailer.
12:03What the fuck is he doing?
12:05Fuck knows, man.
12:06I told you.
12:07He's fucking losing it.
12:08Bubbles!
12:10Come here!
12:16What's up, buddy?
12:20What are you doing?
12:21What are you doing?
12:22What's up, buddy?
12:24Bub, slow down.
12:25What are you doing, man?
12:26What?
12:26I'm just out for a walk, boys.
12:28I saw this shit on the paper.
12:30It's no big deal, man.
12:30You couldn't even tell it was you.
12:32Listen, we'll return the Swayze Express
12:34as soon as we're finished using it, okay?
12:36Yeah, that's fine, Jupiter.
12:38Why don't you guys get the dope loaded up?
12:40I'm just gonna get myself together here.
12:43You okay, man?
12:44Yeah.
12:51He's fucked.
12:55Mr. Leahy.
12:56Hi, Randy.
12:57How'd it go with Lucy?
12:58Mr. Leahy, I still have strong feelings for you, Mr. Leahy.
13:00I don't know why, but I do.
13:02Look, I tried to break up with Lucy.
13:03She wouldn't let me.
13:04I'm scared of her, Mr. Leahy.
13:06I mean...
13:07Randy, we're gonna have to do something about Lucy.
13:10What, Mr. Leahy?
13:12I don't know, Randy.
13:13Maybe, uh, these things have a way of working themselves out.
13:17I'm gonna let the liquor do the thinking.
13:20Have a drink.
13:21All right.
13:26All units.
13:27All units.
13:29Hold your positions.
13:31Suspects are in possession of stolen luggage and are loading it as we speak.
13:35As soon as they're complete, we'll move in and take them over.
13:40Have your pepper spray ready?
13:41Watch the backgrounds.
13:43Let's move.
13:53Hey, man.
13:54You got me.
13:55Hey.
13:55You know what I'm saying?
13:58Put your hands off me.
13:59You can't just grab me.
14:01Hey, we don't even know them crazy bitches, dog.
14:03They just jumped in the car down to Burger King, dog.
14:05Fuck you.
14:06Sick, Leahy.
14:07How dare you?
14:08Try to get Randy killed, drunk, and then try to get us arrested.
14:11You're not moving my fucking wedding day.
14:12No fucking way.
14:13Jesus.
14:14Lucy.
14:15Lucy.
14:16Don't make me use the spectrum spray on you.
14:18You can't fucking spray me because I'm pregnant, so fuck you.
14:20In hindsight, it's kind of suspicious that they had all that luggage, you know what
14:23I'm saying?
14:23But we didn't take the ass.
14:24We were trying to help some motherfuckers out.
14:25Look what happened.
14:29Get your hands off me.
14:32Lucy.
14:32God.
14:33You're under arrest.
14:35Fucking dick.
14:36We're surrendering in peace, dog.
14:38And I would like to file charges, too, against them two ladies.
14:40You know what I'm saying?
14:40For a car jumping in a read.
14:46Shit.
14:47I got here as fast as I could, Mr. Lady.
14:51Randy.
14:53Good to see ya.
14:54Is Lucy gonna be okay?
14:56Yeah, she'll be fine.
14:58It's a big shit storm takedown where the cops ran.
15:01I tried to stop it, but...
15:05Maybe this is fate telling you what to do.
15:08You wanna go visit Lucy and JL?
15:11Or...
15:11Maybe you wanna come with me to the liquor store?
15:16I wanna go with you to the liquor store.
15:20Good decision.
15:23Holy freak, Mr. Lady.
15:25That looks just like Bubbles.
15:27That is Bubbles.
15:29He's won in the United States for stealing a model train from Bangor Mean.
15:37$50,000 award.
15:40That's a lot of money, Mr. Lady.
15:42$50,000, man.
15:43Maybe your luck's changing.
15:45I sense a shit derailment coming.
15:48Shit derailment.
15:49That's a good one, Mr. Lady.
15:50Yeah, indeed.
16:04Hey, Bubbles.
16:06Huh?
16:08What the fuck happened to you?
16:09Did you fall down?
16:10No.
16:11Yes.
16:12I was being chased by dogs.
16:16Ricky, I need some space here.
16:20Anyway, Bubbles.
16:21Look.
16:22We could really use you on this one, man.
16:23We could really fucking need your help.
16:25This is almost over.
16:26We can't finish this without you.
16:27You're the engineer, Bubbs.
16:28You.
16:29Without an engineer, we can't do this.
16:32Come on.
16:34Who's the engineer, buddy?
16:37Oh, I'm the engineer, Julian.
16:39Alright, so what do you say?
16:42Yeah, let's do it.
16:44You know, we gotta race that forest fire, though,
16:46and let's get rid of this thing.
16:48It's making me a bit crazy or something.
16:50Let's do it.
16:51Alright, we gotta load up the dope tonight.
16:53We gotta get the fuck out of the park.
16:54Alright, no problem.
17:06What the fuck?
17:08Who the fuck put Larson?
17:10Hands up, gentlemen.
17:11Don't move.
17:13Leahy, what the fuck are you doing?
17:15Oh, my God.
17:17You're drinking again, are you?
17:21Maybe I am, but maybe I'm not.
17:24Who knows?
17:25Who's your little shit friend in the fucking wig?
17:29Nice disguise, Bubbs.
17:31You might be able to fool the FBI, but you can't fool the FBI me.
17:37I'm not, Bubbles.
17:39I just moved here from the desert.
17:41My name's the Scorpion.
17:44I need some.
17:45Oh, no.
17:47Judy.
17:50What's going on here?
17:52What about our peace treaty?
17:54Liquor's more powerful than the peace treaty, Julian.
17:57You know that.
17:59You know that, Julian.
18:02So, we can't have our dope back because you're drinking again?
18:06Oh, Rickles.
18:08This isn't about the dope.
18:11This is about the Swayze Express.
18:15The fuck did he find out with that?
18:16Listen.
18:17I don't...
18:18I don't...
18:20I don't...
18:21I don't...
18:21I don't...
18:22Ricky, I don't...
18:22What the fuck are you trying to say to me?
18:24I can't understand you.
18:26Concentrate, Mr. Leahy.
18:27I don't care why you stole it, Ricky.
18:29I don't want to hear about it.
18:30I just want the train.
18:32With the $50,000 of World War money, me and Bobanity are flying off to Mexico.
18:38Yeah, we're gonna...
18:38Randy!
18:39You're flying off the fuck-off ago.
18:42What about Lucy, Randy?
18:43You didn't hear?
18:44She's in jail, Ricky.
18:46She is in what?
18:48That's right, Rick.
18:49Your little Lucy Goosey's in jail.
18:52Guess what, boys?
18:53This trailer is now mine.
18:58I don't get that train to have to...
19:00To a liquor store opening tomorrow morning, Ricky.
19:02And I'm gonna burn this fucking shitbox to the ground.
19:05And I'm gonna call the FBI on your little buddy bubbles.
19:09And I'm still gonna collect the $50,000 reward money.
19:13So...
19:14Either way you're looking at it, gentlemen...
19:18I would...
19:20The liquor's gonna let you down, Jim.
19:24The liquor's gonna let me down, Julian?
19:30Have you got learnt any lessons about you drinking and dealing with us?
19:34This is gonna come down to one big goddamn fucking horror show, Leahy.
19:37And it is on now.
19:38No...
19:42Oh...
19:43Mm-hmm.
19:46Mm-hmm.
19:48Mm-hmm.
19:51Mm-hmm.
20:16It's little glasses.
20:23My friend, Conky, he was a little ventriloquist popping my head when I was a little guy and my grandfather
20:30left him to me. Apparently he was a vaudeville ventriloquist and, you know, the other kids would start teasing me,
20:36calling me names and whatnot. I would have Conky to defend me. He'd jump right in and tell the other
20:42kids to fuck off and, you know, piss off, things like that. It was great for me because then it
20:49wasn't me doing it, it was Conky. I didn't have to deal with it.
20:53You just remember I call the shots here, Bubbles. You got it?
20:58Yes, Conky.
20:59Good.
21:01But maybe last time I had him, he got a little carried away.
21:05You know, and he was really giving it to Ricky and Julian, and eventually Julian had enough, and he pulled
21:11out his gun, and he blew Conky's head off.
21:14Fucking dirty dancing.
21:17Yeah, that was the end of him, and then he went back in the swamp, and he's been there ever
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