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00:00Did you see that?
00:10Gonna make some good fuckin' money here, boys.
00:13Let's just fuckin' get this old work ready.
00:15Why, fuck, this is a good time, boys.
00:18Tell me that's not the best fuckin' dope you ever smoked, Bubz.
00:21Should I be gettin' made for this, boys?
00:23Yes, Bubbles, get high. This is fun.
00:32Walkie check, Ricky.
00:34Good check.
00:35That water bomb's so smooth, you don't realize how high you're gettin'
00:39till it's too late.
00:41Bubbles, you're breakin' up. Switch to Channel 2, okay?
00:44Just turn on the radio and relax. Everything's fine.
00:47Channel 2? VHF, what's that now?
00:57You forgot to buy some food, now it's late.
01:01You like a thirsty snack, but it's late.
01:07I know I'm baked, but doesn't it sound like it's comin' through the PA?
01:09Fuck, it sounds like it, man.
01:12Everything alright.
01:14Bubbles, everything you say is comin' over the PA right now.
01:17Ricky, I am fucked up out here.
01:19I don't mean to interrupt your meat-stealin' operation there, boys,
01:22but I need to keep talking to you till you get back.
01:25I'm freakin' out a little bit.
01:27Bubbles, every fuckin' word you're sayin' is comin' over the PA.
01:31He must have his finger on the button, man. He can't hear us.
01:33Fuck!
01:34If you're the person on the door, I found this number.
01:38It's the key to traveling quick.
01:44Fuck, meat decks, meat decks.
01:47These are just birthday presents, you have no right to look in them.
01:50We're gonna leave now.
01:52Let's leave calmly, come on.
01:54Oh, I'm fuckin' high!
01:56We're gonna leave.
01:59We're gonna leave.
02:02We'll leave centered bits here.
02:05I'm Aaaah!
02:43Where do I know who that big cocksucker from?
02:46Never the fuck the mind of who that is.
02:48Get the fuck out of the way with your stupid fish and your hockey stick.
02:54Ricky, I'm not selling meat in the liquor store parking lot again.
02:57I don't want anybody I know to see me. It's embarrassing.
03:00Well, we should smoke some of this homemade blender hasha, right, and relax.
03:03Cory and Trevor should be doing this greasy shit, not us.
03:08Fucking Cory and Trevor.
03:10Cory and Trevor just vanished. No idea where the fuck they went.
03:13Just ran away on me. Disappeared about six months ago
03:17and left a stupid note saying they're ever and ever coming back.
03:20Thanks, guys.
03:21Now I'm in the liquor store parking lot selling fucking meat instead of Cory and Trevor.
03:26What the fuck are you looking at?
03:28What are you doing here, man? This is my parking lot.
03:31I sell mackerel and blueberries.
03:33Great, Phil Collins is here.
03:35Hey, Bubbles, Julian. How are you guys doing? Selling stone and meat, eh?
03:40Want to buy some trout?
03:41Phil, why'd you get the fuck out of here?
03:43Here, here, take this thing.
03:45Yeah, well, all right, Julian.
03:48Jeez.
03:48Here, Julian.
03:50Fuck.
03:57I am hi, hi.
04:01Julian?
04:02Hi.
04:03Don't you remember me, Julian?
04:05Oh, my bubbles.
04:09Is that you?
04:11It's me.
04:12Your grade three teacher.
04:14Mrs. Anderson.
04:16Hi, Mrs. Anderson.
04:18Oh, my God, I'm so good.
04:20Ricky.
04:20No, Ricky.
04:21I'd better be going, guys.
04:30You know, it's never too late to change the path you're going down in life, boys.
04:35Thanks, Mrs. Anderson.
04:40Let's get the fuck out of here, Julian.
04:47Forty-two bucks already a day, boys. I can't believe it.
04:50Where the fuck are you going, Julian?
04:52I'm not stealing me anymore, man. It's fucked.
04:54Man, what the fuck are you talking about? You're gonna give him 17, 18 bucks a day?
04:57I gotta get a job or something, man.
04:59A job?
05:00Julian, we don't work. You know us.
05:04Ricky, think about what you just said.
05:06Maybe we should work. Getting a good job's a good idea, Julian.
05:09Listen, if I don't start making some cash soon, I'm gonna lose my fucking trailer, man.
05:1317 bucks a day? Not cutting.
05:16Why is he so fucking worried about his trailer getting repositioned?
05:19We're doing good here.
05:20More money for us, buddy.
05:23See, buddy? Now this is what I'm talking about.
05:26Hey, Rick.
05:26Business.
05:27Open for business?
05:28How's it going, sir?
05:29What can I get for you?
05:31What do you got that's fresh?
05:34Jim, we both told you I came over here for more than just to buy some meat.
05:38Well, Ricky, I was hoping to get a few grams for Randy.
05:41Buddy, look, he doesn't want to pay 12 bucks a gram anymore.
05:45Jim.
05:45He's smoking a lot of dope, Rick. He's a good customer.
05:47Jim.
05:48How about 10? 6 grams, 60 bucks.
05:53Cheryl, what are you doing? I told you to stay off the counter.
05:56Look, you can have this, but that's it, alright? Now take that and get the fuck out.
05:59My father grades me to that other things like animals that live or like I that live, and I'm supposed
06:04to be the same to them and try to treat them good, but I've got fucking insects now coming to
06:08my trailer and frogs and fucking these things like those cats, but they've got these long, beaky-nosed things.
06:14They're all attracted to my dope, but I can't sell my fucking dope, so I've got all these things coming
06:17in like crows.
06:19Nicknamed this one crow Cheryl, and she's pretty cool, but I have to give her peanut butter sandwich until she
06:23stops stealing my fucking weed.
06:24And it's just, it's making me lose my fucking mind. I'm sick of all this shit.
06:28I've got to sell this fucking dope soon or I'm going to snap.
06:31I'm getting pretty sick of you and Randy showing up here and offering me 10 or 8 or anything else.
06:34You know what? If you cops start doing your job and you bust some growers who wouldn't have this problem,
06:38now nobody gives a fuck about good dope.
06:40I'm sick of this shit, Jim.
06:42Look, let me spelt it out for you. See what that says? 12 bucks a gram, firms.
06:47Are you selling any of this dope, Ricky?
06:49I've sold a little bit.
06:51Well, uh, I refuse to pay 12 bucks a gram when you can get it for six down at the
06:55mall.
06:55Well, you know what, Jim? Go down to the fucking mall and get the shitty mall dope.
06:58You only get fucking one joint out of a gram and shit.
07:00Okay, okay, okay, okay. Look, I'll take one gram.
07:08Hey, Rick. What are you redoing your plumbing?
07:11Fuck, nobody. Son of a fucking whore.
07:21Fucking under these, this is plumbing bubbles, you know that?
07:23I'm fucking selling it as scrap metal.
07:26You know, I'll get my liquor money, buddy.
07:30Ray?
07:32Ripping the plumbing out of your walls for liquor money is fuck.
07:35No, but...
07:37Ray, you ever wonder if you've chosen the right path in life?
07:45What do you mean? Like, if your rig's on the right road?
07:49Yeah, that type of thing.
07:51Fuck yeah, buddy.
07:53You kidding me?
07:54I think about that shit all the time.
07:57Every fucking day I think about that.
07:59You know, I'll be perfectly honest with you, buddy.
08:03I'm sick of working with Randy running this park.
08:07Well, Ray, all you really do is get drunk and drive around waving to people.
08:11Yeah, I know, but...
08:13I'll give it all up in a second, buddy.
08:17If there's just some fucking way to get back on the road.
08:22Like that's ever gonna happen.
08:28Hey, do you think you can work with Ricky tonight?
08:30I just...
08:30Don't think I can.
08:32Why, you guys having a problem or something?
08:35Ray, I love those guys like brothers, you know that.
08:38But...
08:38I just can't do this greasy small-time crime shit anymore.
08:42I know what you're saying, Bob.
08:43It's a young man's game, that's why I get out of it.
08:45So here, if I were you, I would do it one more time and then get the fuck out of
08:48it.
08:49You know, and get me five pounds of bacon and a half pound of regular beef, too, while you're at
08:52it, would you?
08:57You know what, Ray? I think maybe I should be doing my own jobs that I plan. I think it'd
09:02be less stressful.
09:03You need a hobby like mine, bubs.
09:05Hobby? What's your hobby, Ray?
09:06Drinking.
09:09Hey, buddy, you want a beer?
09:11I'd love a beer.
09:12Here, go ahead.
09:14Do you think I could get in on this scrap metal bullshit with you? I have connections in the cart
09:18world.
09:19Fuck yes, I could use a hand, buddy.
09:21Alright, let's do it.
09:22I want to keep it on the downsy, though.
09:24Alright, no problem.
09:37I can't believe we're working together. This is awesome.
09:40Yeah, thanks for the job, Jacob.
09:42Oh my God, Julian, is this your car?
09:44Yep.
09:45Monte Carlo. What a cool car.
09:47Is it an 86?
09:4987.
09:51Fuck, it's in great shape, man.
09:52Thanks, man.
09:54Can you light her up?
09:55I'll see what I can do.
09:58Yeah, light it up.
10:04Yeah!
10:07See you later, Julian!
10:19Julian?
10:20Oh, my fuck.
10:21You're delivering pizzas now?
10:22No, man. My cousin's car broke down and I...
10:25You're cousin's car.
10:2622 bucks.
10:2922 bucks.
10:29Your cousin.
10:3022 bucks, Sam.
10:32Yeah, okay. I got it right here.
10:39Uh, I got most of it.
10:41What do you mean?
10:42I got 2150.
10:44Sam, this is coming out of my own pocket. Come on.
10:47I'm not made of money, man.
10:49Come on, 2150.
10:51Take it or leave it.
10:55All right, next item.
10:57Hardy.
10:58Burn.
10:59All this luggage disappearing at the airport.
11:01What leads have you got?
11:03Nothing.
11:04You're off the case.
11:05Ted and I will take this one over.
11:07Hudson.
11:08Chambers.
11:08I want you to start laying down some muscle on this meat stealing ring.
11:11I mean, come on, guys.
11:11They're stealing meat.
11:12How hard can this possibly be?
11:15Eh?
11:15It's getting embarrassing.
11:16All right, that's it.
11:17Don't fuck around out there.
11:18Hey, George.
11:19What about me?
11:20Actually, you know what?
11:21Hold up, everyone.
11:23You know, Jim, there is something you can do for us.
11:24What's that, George?
11:26Take a run up to Hortons for the boys.
11:29Every fucking day.
11:31Guess you thought being back in the forest would be more exciting.
11:34Double-double decaf, Boston cream.
11:38Double-double.
11:39Triple-single.
11:41That's only 75 cents, Terry.
11:44For fuck's sakes.
11:47Hey.
11:48Hello.
11:50How are you?
11:51Hey, Trent.
11:53Hey, it's cool, Ricky.
11:54Is that yours?
11:56Yeah.
11:56Good.
11:57How can you tell?
11:59What are you book learning, Trent?
12:01Uh, mammals and stuff.
12:04Cool.
12:05Birds.
12:07How's your little bottle of joy doing?
12:09Fine.
12:10Look, I got you some meat.
12:12Lots of meat.
12:12I got a bunch of pork chops and ground beef.
12:15Bacon.
12:17This stuff.
12:18A couple of those things.
12:21You know what, dude?
12:22As great as it is that you got all this stuff, and I know that you're trying.
12:26You know what we really need?
12:27Some money.
12:28Lucy, don't tell me you're going to start busting my cock, too.
12:30You know what I'm going through right now?
12:32Julian quit working for me today.
12:33Uh-huh.
12:34I'm trying to sell this freaking dope, but...
12:36What are you doing, guys?
12:37I'm selling dope down the mall for six bucks a gram, even though it's shit.
12:39But people are buying it.
12:41I'm fucking trying here, Lucy.
12:44Would you like a piece of licorice, Sarah?
12:46Sure.
12:46There you go.
12:47Fuck.
12:48Enjoy.
12:49Chew on that.
12:50Uh-huh.
12:51Look, I'm not trying to freak out.
12:52I'm sorry.
12:53Uh-huh.
12:54I got another baby on the way.
12:56That got me learned that I've got to become better for the person that's going to be born.
13:01You know that I always become a better person when the person that gets born is born.
13:06Do whatever it takes, Lucy.
13:07That's what I'm talking about here.
13:08You think I want to be stealing fucking meat?
13:10I'm doing it for you guys.
13:11What happened to the guy that I made love with in the bathroom of Tiger Fried Chicken?
13:16What happened?
13:17Where is that guy, huh?
13:18Lucy.
13:19Please.
13:20We all know this is all Cory and Trevor's fault.
13:24And I fucking know you know where they are, Sarah.
13:26I know you do.
13:27And if I ever see those guys again, it's fucking on, big time.
13:31That's right, Ricky.
13:32You got one of those Cory and Trevor things on your arm?
13:35Yeah, I did.
13:35I did.
13:36I did because I miss them.
13:37Because I love them.
13:38You drove them out of here.
13:40You know?
13:40And you're blaming everything on them?
13:42I drove them out of here?
13:43Yeah, you did, Ricky.
13:44I gave them opportunities, Sarah, to grow dope.
13:45And you know what they did?
13:46They couldn't handle it and they had to run away.
13:50I don't know where Cory and Trevor are, Ricky.
13:52If I did, I wouldn't tell you.
13:53But I don't know where they are.
13:55Cory and Trevor are in a mental institution in an undisclosed location.
13:59Ricky had them so overworked last year growing dope that they had complete nervous breakdowns.
14:03Fuck Cory and Trevor.
14:05I mean, I was always there for those guys.
14:06I helped them.
14:07I taught them how to steal cars and how to steal gas.
14:09I showed them how to grow dope.
14:11I mean, I cared for them.
14:12I fed them.
14:13I was as good a friend of Cory and Trevor as anybody was.
14:15It was basically like their fucking dad.
14:17And nobody showed those guys more love than me.
14:19Knock, knock, boys.
14:21Who's there?
14:23So we're cool?
14:24Yeah, man.
14:29Let's go to Swamp's.
14:30Fucking lucky.
14:37The doctors strongly recommend that Cory and Trevor never come back to Sunnyvale again,
14:41not even for a visit.
14:42And they're dead set against them ever talking to Ricky again, or they say they could lose
14:46their minds completely.
14:53Hey, buddy.
14:55Where the fuck are you guys coming from?
14:56Just up with shitty bills over here.
14:57Are you hungry?
14:59Yeah, I am fucking hungry.
15:00You're hungry enough to blow 23 bucks on pizzas with the old man, buddy?
15:03Where the fuck did you get that kind of money?
15:06I'm telling you, Rick, you should rip the plumbing out of your place too, man.
15:08You would not believe the fucking money in making a scrap metal.
15:10Look at that.
15:11It's crazy.
15:11Huh?
15:11It's crazy.
15:12Better than delivering pizzas like Papa Julia, I'll tell you that.
15:14What are you talking about?
15:16He didn't tell you?
15:17No.
15:17He's delivering pizzas.
15:18Is that true, bubs?
15:20No pizza.
15:21Julian's delivering fucking pizzas?
15:22That's his new job?
15:23Ricky, don't be teasing him.
15:35Hey, you pizza boy!
15:41Jules?
15:43What you doing here, Doug?
15:44What you guys doing here?
15:45Cleaning floors, J-Raw?
15:46Nah, you man.
15:47Just filling in with some motherfuckers.
15:50What you doing here?
15:52Just, it's this charity thing.
15:54It's a pizza run.
15:55It's for the kids.
15:57It's a charity pizza run.
16:00Yeah, charity.
16:02What you talking about, you man?
16:03Last I heard you was stealing meat.
16:05You know what I'm saying?
16:06Which is already whack.
16:07Not to mention it was with that snuffleupagus
16:09walrus-ass manatee Phil Collins.
16:12But now you deliver them.
16:13Pizza B, A.
16:15You want a pipe?
16:16J-Raw, $29.
16:19Alright, look.
16:21Here's the meat pre-list.
16:2415 red roasts, 30 10-pound bags of hamburger,
16:2712 turkeys, 40 chickens, 50 sirloin steaks,
16:322 dozen pot roasts, and 20 LOLs,
16:35otherwise known as legs of lamb.
16:37Nice.
16:37Can we just pull this off?
16:39That's stuffed over a thousand.
16:41Don't worry about it.
16:42I promise you.
16:42We're not gonna go to jail.
16:44All we gotta do is order some pizza.
16:56You got me, Ricky?
16:57Walk and check.
16:58Walk and check.
17:03Walk and check.
17:04You got me now?
17:06Yeah, it's a lot better, Bubs.
17:07You're clear.
17:08Let's get this bullshit over with.
17:10Let's get this bullshit over with.
17:10Alright, see you in five of ten minutes, man.
17:12This is the most meat we've ever stolen in one time,
17:14so the trick is,
17:15go to a special sterilization meat store
17:17and get a man on the inside.
17:18So basically, Bubs is the man on the inside,
17:20he goes in, sneaks in the freezer,
17:22waits till they close,
17:22and comes and opens the door,
17:24and we take all the fucking meat we want.
17:25It's perfect.
17:28Alright, Ricky, I'm in the freezer.
17:31Hurry up, I don't like being cold.
17:33Just hang in there, man.
17:34I'll have some warm stuff for you when you get out.
17:36Hot chocolate, whatever.
17:37Is the clerk leaving yet or what?
17:41Open nine till nine?
17:43What the fuck?
17:46Bubbles, bit of a problem.
17:48It seems like they're opening later than they used to be.
17:50I don't know what happened.
17:51I thought I checked it,
17:52but you're going to have to be in there
17:53for a little bit longer than expected.
17:54Not that bad, not that much longer though, okay?
17:57They're fine a little bit longer.
18:00Hopefully only like 20 minutes.
18:01I don't know yet.
18:02That doesn't make any sense, Ricky.
18:04That means they're open till 6.20.
18:07Nobody closes at 6.20.
18:09It's not that bad.
18:10It's just, you know,
18:10it's like being in a freezer, I guess.
18:11It's cold.
18:12It's like winter.
18:13Play some games in there.
18:14Draw some things in the frost.
18:16Just pretend it's wintertime.
18:17You're building a snowman at a meet,
18:18and cats are running around playing.
18:22Ricky, do you realize what you just said to me?
18:24Bubbles, let me tell you a little story.
18:26When I was 12 years old,
18:27me and my dad were stealing meat.
18:28I was in a fucking freezer for seven hours.
18:30He couldn't get me out.
18:31The flocks were all different.
18:32Ricky, I don't care how long you were in a meat freezer.
18:35I did seven fucking hours, buddy.
18:36You can do three.
18:37The first two hours are gonna suck,
18:38I'll tell you right now.
18:39But after that, it's really not that bad.
18:45Right on.
18:46Jacob, where the fuck is that pizza, man?
18:49I ordered it 45 minutes ago.
19:03Did you order a pizza?
19:05Hey, pizza guy.
19:07Over here.
19:13What the fuck is wrong with you?
19:15What are you talking about?
19:15Do you think it's some kind of a joke that I'm working here, Ricky?
19:17Julian, you're playing pizza games.
19:20I got a better offer for you.
19:21We can make $2,000 of meat tonight.
19:23Two grand.
19:25Bubbles, it's okay to come out now, man.
19:27Come on out.
19:31Bubbles.
19:33Fuck, he must not hear me.
19:34How long has he been in there?
19:36Not that long.
19:3710, 20 minutes.
19:38Two...
19:39Well...
19:39Yeah, close to three hours, I guess.
19:42Three hours.
19:54All right, Bubbles.
19:55Start gathering up the meat.
19:56We're inside.
20:01Hey, buddy.
20:03Oh, fuck.
20:04Oh, my God.
20:05Bubbles, can you hear me?
20:06Yeah, I can hear you, boys.
20:08A little disappointed in you.
20:11Help me get him out of here, Ricky.
20:13We're not leaving here without meat.
20:15Fuck the meat.
20:16Let's go find a coat or a blanket or something.
20:18We gotta warm up, Ricky.
20:20Very cold.
20:22Very cold.
20:26Oh, yes.
20:28Oh, yes.
20:29That bread feels wonderful, Ricky.
20:33Wonderful.
20:39I'm so fucking sorry what happened tonight, but...
20:43Take tonight off and we'll get back at her tomorrow, all right?
20:47Back at her?
20:49Fuck that, Ricky.
20:51I'm not working with you and Julian anymore.
20:54I'm sorry, but that's it.
20:56Done.
20:59I gotta go to sleep, boys.
21:02Just...
21:03Sleepy times.
21:06Two pounds.
21:07Two pounds.
21:07What a fucking waste.
21:11Holy fuck.
21:12Rake-ins.
21:13That's what those furry little bitches are, Julian, that are fucking me over.
21:16Rake-ins.
21:17Top of the mold?
21:18I'm gonna snap, man.
21:19I can't deal with this shit.
21:20Two pounds of dope, gone because of the mold.
21:22Great.
21:23And I hate to keep blaming Corey and Trevor.
21:24It's their fucking fault.
21:25They should be here dealing with this shit, not me.
21:27Sounds like you missed them, Rick.
21:31Yeah, maybe I do fucking miss them, Julian.
21:33I fucking miss Corey and Trevor, all right?
21:35I said it.
21:35Well, get over it, because they're never coming back.
21:38I know.
21:38Listen.
21:40We're gonna sell this dope, but we have to be patient and sit on it.
21:42Wait for the right person to smoke it, okay?
21:45But, Ricky, we gotta lower the price to ten bucks a grand.
21:47Oh, fuck.
21:51All right.
21:51I'll go to ten, but no lower than ten.
21:53It's still fucking twelve for Leigh and Randy.
22:32You чтобы have to continue.
22:33You can finish it in the after.
22:33I jumped.
22:34I jumped.
22:35I jumped.