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07:13And what have they named the baby?
07:15Well, man, my name is Juan and my son's name is Carlos, what are we going to call him?
07:19Maripili?
07:20Ah, yes, well. Can we talk for a moment?
07:22Yes, yes, sir, but don't be surprised if I say something silly because I'm very dizzy, okay?
07:28Please forgive me, Father.
07:29No, no, I'm going to see the child because I think I've overdone it with the holy water.
07:34and I'm afraid I might have given him a cold.
07:37And while you're at it, throw me this cigar.
07:39Excuse me, excuse me.
07:41Well, you tell me.
07:42I have a mechanic's workshop. Bigger than this one. And better equipped.
07:47Yes, prettier and with ambient music.
07:50Well, know that an entire family lives off this small, poorly installed hovel
07:54And we're so happy with our shitty workshop.
07:58See?
07:58I didn't tell him to upset him.
08:00Well, you're hiding it very well because it has bothered me.
08:03One is here so happy and so dizzy that, you see,
08:07when the trumpet had caught him because he wasn't wearing his slipper.
08:10So, you with that chestnut seller's face?
08:12Well, how can you tell me that you're the one from the...
08:15And you sit there so content, staring at the ground as if it were a...
08:19You the...
08:20That he is...
08:21Come on, man, that's...
08:23What I want is to buy the business.
08:24Is it your premises?
08:26No, it's rented.
08:27Well, I'm in favor of the transfer, with all the tools,
08:29and taking charge of the staff I have hired,
08:32I can give you 20 million.
08:34Damn, that cigar has left me dazed.
08:37Well, I didn't understand what he was going to give me as a transfer fee for this piece of junk.
08:4060 million pesetas.
08:41I said 20.
08:4322,500?
08:44Dale.
08:45Okay.
08:46Well, I think I'm going to have to go to bed.
08:48I'll call tomorrow, think about it.
08:50Nice to meet you and thank you very much for the cup.
08:52Okay, thanks.
08:53Bye bye.
08:58Who was that?
09:00Well, he wants to buy our business.
09:02He offers 22 and a half million pesetas.
09:05My God.
09:06So what are we going to do?
09:08I have no idea.
09:10Come on, join me for five whiskeys,
09:12Let's see if this dizziness from the cigar goes away.
09:14I'm waiting for my grandmother, boss.
09:16He is very interested in meeting you.
09:18That seems very good to me.
09:19I was already looking forward to it.
09:20And she, well, she's so shy that...
09:24Rufo, please, could you cut me a little of the sausage?
09:27Oh, the bag didn't get made.
09:28What nonsense.
09:30Well, you can't hear him crying.
09:32And she didn't cry at the christening.
09:34It's very good.
09:34The truth is, it doesn't cause any trouble.
09:35Well, congratulations.
09:39It's unbelievable that such a handsome boy...
09:41be the child of a couple who do not want to get married.
09:45Okay, we've finally managed to get the baby baptized.
09:48So, what do the girl's parents think?
09:52The mother is not the mother and the father is involved in smuggling.
09:56And the mother...
09:57What a bunch!
09:59Do you know that you've put out enough food for an army?
10:02Yes, we've gone too far.
10:03But for once the boss feels splendid...
10:07Hey Carlos, what were we thinking?
10:10Do you want to marry us?
10:12Okay, but why?
10:14Tell them what you think, Carlos.
10:15Let's see if they finally understand for good.
10:18I believe in relationships.
10:19But I don't believe in the need for that couple to be legalized either civilly or ecclesiastically.
10:26Well, what if your mother and I had thought that way?
10:30Well, you wouldn't be married.
10:32But I'm sure we'd be just as happy in this family as we are now.
10:38It's not that much of a guy, no.
10:40Furthermore, there is a more compelling reason.
10:42I'd like to meet her because maybe the church has been messing around with this marriage thing for two thousand years.
10:49When a couple is married, they are obliged to live together.
10:52If she is not married, the union has much more value because she continues to live together without anyone forcing her.
10:59They are only bound together by love.
11:02And did you think of all that on your own, or did you take a course?
11:07Oh, well, I plan to marry this one.
11:09Ecclesiastical, civil, and military matters don't fit together.
11:12Otherwise, I'll get married too.
11:14No, you won't get away, Rufo.
11:15Nothing, boss. He's got me hooked.
11:17In relationships there are moments when it seems like everything is going to end.
11:20It's going to snow soon.
11:22These legal ties keep the couple together.
11:25And through coexistence, peace is eventually made.
11:30Well, don't say that about me because I'm a saint, a saint.
11:34Yours is one of many cases where things have gone well.
11:39Well, I need to start picking up a few things from my room.
11:45I have to take them home.
11:53It feels strange to call a house my house when it's not my parents' house.
12:03Well, he's got a very modern son, Don Juan.
12:06Yeah.
12:06No, sir. It's an antique.
12:08Oh, really?
12:09It's the hippie era.
12:10Young people today are respectful of traditions and lean towards virginity.
12:16the wedding in the church and in white.
12:18Yes, that's what the polls say.
12:19But you are from the Middle Ages.
12:22Why did you do everything backwards?
12:23For now. You'll see how Carlos changes over time.
12:27Because?
12:28A smart woman, by being persistent from time to time, gets what she wants.
12:33So, you don't agree with Carlos's theories?
12:36No, ma'am.
12:37But I love him so much that I've always done what he's said.
12:40What we have just named is a test.
12:42I don't want what happened to me to happen to my son.
12:44When I turned three, my mother separated from that smuggler and she still hasn't gone back to him...
12:48Well, um, we're not going.
12:49Because I also have a stash at ten o'clock.
12:51What a face, huh?
12:52If you want, we'll take you.
12:53Okay, thanks.
12:57Okay, let's go.
12:59Dad and Candida are taking us home.
13:00Great, thank you.
13:06Come on, Consuelo, they're not going to America.
13:08They live on the price of a bus ticket.
13:11I will call you every day.
13:14And we'll see each other often.
13:15Yes, I have the right to see my grandson.
13:18And you'll see it whenever you want, as is logical.
13:27Don't distance yourself from me, father.
13:30I need your advice.
13:32But you haven't listened to me since you turned ten.
13:35Well, in the end I always did what you told me.
13:37Not always, mate, not always.
13:39Look, look, this way to the bathroom.
13:40Finally.
13:44We'll see you at your wedding.
13:46Thank goodness you do go to other people's weddings.
13:49Take care of her, my friend.
13:50Or I'll drag you.
13:54Bye bye.
13:56Goodbye, in-laws.
13:57And don't worry, I'll bring cigars home for you.
13:59Don't worry, I'm free on bail.
14:05Goodbye, father.
14:07And thank you for baptizing my son.
14:09Thank you for letting me do it.
14:11And you know, if you change your mind, I'll marry you for free.
14:15And I'm going to give you the wedding video.
14:17I won't change my mind, but thank you.
14:21Goodbye everyone.
14:24A kiss, anguish.
14:26Oh, son.
14:27I'll make you rice pudding whenever you want.
14:30Thank you.
14:31The three of us will come to try it.
14:34Bye bye.
14:41Bye bye.
15:00Bye bye.
15:01What would you like to offer?
15:03Why has the child left?
15:04No.
15:05Let's toast to the arrival of another child.
15:07Look, there's my grandmother.
15:09Man, you're just in time to toast with us.
15:11Agustia, bring out the cake.
15:12Yes sir.
15:13Well, listen, you too, father, will have a little drink, eh?
15:17Of course.
15:17We need to liven up the afternoon, yes.
15:19Sure, man.
15:20Oh, son, I've been delayed because I couldn't find the workshop.
15:23Oh, it doesn't matter, Grandma.
15:26Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my grandmother.
15:28Look, Grandma, that's my boss's wife and that's my boss.
15:31Ah, nice to meet you.
15:32Nice to meet you, Don Juan.
15:34Nice to meet you.
15:35Oh, but my grandson hadn't told me you were a priest.
15:39No, you see, I'm not...
15:41Nothing, nothing, nothing, Don Juan, nothing.
15:43Everyone is what they want to be, right?
15:45What's strange is that a priest has a daughter who is going to marry my grandson.
15:49Clear.
15:49Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, ma'am.
15:52I am Juan's wife.
15:54Oh, are you married, Father?
15:56Well, now there are many married priests.
15:59Yeah.
15:59That's better than not getting involved at all, right?
16:01Yes of course.
16:02Because there are crooks in every profession.
16:05No, no, no, ma'am, you'll see.
16:06Because I'm Clarita's father.
16:09Clear.
16:09You?
16:10That.
16:10Ah, so you didn't have the girl with your husband, but with this gentleman.
16:15Very well, I understand perfectly.
16:18I certainly think so.
16:18No, I'm very progressive, as they say nowadays.
16:21Grandma, you're making a mess of things.
16:23But, son, it's clear.
16:25And?
16:26Do the three of you live together?
16:28No, no, no.
16:29Or does one come from time to time?
16:31No, this one comes from time to time.
16:33Between masses.
16:34And because I came and you organized this feast, huh?
16:39Well, you are very kind.
16:41You deserve no less.
16:43What would you like to drink?
16:44Orangeade, lemonade, or should we make her an herbal tea?
16:46No, thanks.
16:47I prefer a glass of gin.
16:49That's very good for the pancreas.
16:52Although it sometimes gives me a headache.
16:55When I mix it with pozca.
16:57Gin with pozca?
16:58The strange thing is that his hair doesn't stand on end.
17:00And I ask you, ma'am, how do you know it's good for the pancreas?
17:04Ah, because I've never noticed my pancreas.
17:06In fact, I don't know if I have it.
17:08Clear.
17:09Here's your gin.
17:10Oh, thank you so much, son.
17:11Thank you so much.
17:12But come on, come this way.
17:14Sit down.
17:15Thank you very much, daughter.
17:18But you only added lemonade.
17:20Yes, if she calls anything that isn't coffee with milk "gin".
17:23Oh, I was already wondering why she had made it to that age alive.
17:27What a rich daughter you have!
17:31Have they legally recognized her?
17:33Yes, ma'am.
17:34But who? The priest or the tall man?
17:37Both.
17:39I am their father on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.
17:41And the priest on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.
17:44And on Sundays?
17:46Well, on Sundays he's an orphan.
17:50Well, I've come to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage for my grandson.
17:53Well, the hand and everything else.
17:56Including underwear.
17:57And we give it to them, of course.
17:59The three of them?
18:00The three of them, of course.
18:02Isn't that right, Don Feliciano?
18:03Yes, yes, yes, yes.
18:04I gave him everything, everything.
18:06Bras and panties included, everything.
18:08And the watch?
18:09What do you want, Grandma? To know now?
18:11No, the watch your parents have to give you.
18:15Since there are three of them, he speaks to them in a cheap way.
18:18We had nothing prepared.
18:20Well, you guys are a bit stingy.
18:22Oh.
18:22Who said we don't have a watch?
18:25He is...
18:27The third father has it prepared here.
18:30What do you mean I have it?
18:31But, but, Don Juan, this watch was my father's.
18:34Well, now it belongs to his daughter.
18:36Here you go, ma'am.
18:39Ah, very nice.
18:42Beautiful.
18:45They bought it second-hand, huh?
18:47Because it's extremely worn.
18:50Well, something is better than nothing.
18:51Here, son.
18:55Thank you very much, future in-laws.
18:57Oh no, don't be silly.
18:58The marriage proposal is going well.
19:01Things have to be done right.
19:05And now I have a little gift for the bride.
19:09I'm so excited!
19:15This ring was given to me by my husband when we were dating, may he rest in peace.
19:21No no.
19:22They say my husband is in glory.
19:24Come on, be her husband, huh?
19:25No, I'm the one who's living the glory, because he gives me a dog's life.
19:29Here you go, Clarita.
19:31Take care of it, give it away, and don't lose it.
19:34She's beautiful.
19:35Thank you.
19:37Let's see, let's see.
19:39Well, it's wonderful, ma'am.
19:41What is it?
19:43Diamond or sapphire?
19:45I don't understand important jewelry.
19:47Ah, of course.
19:48He bought it for me at a village fair.
19:51It came inside a candy package.
19:54Yeah, I mean, it would cost him a fortune.
19:57He never told me.
19:59What he did assure me was that it would bring us luck.
20:03We got married a month later.
20:05The date won't mean anything to you, but it was very important to me.
20:11It was July 18, 1936.
20:17Yeah.
20:18What reason?
20:19That date means nothing to me.
20:21And what about you?
20:22No.
20:23Nothing.
20:23Nothing.
20:24I remember it like it was yesterday.
20:26He wanted to live somewhere quiet and said, no big cities.
20:33We'll go to a small town where there's peace.
20:36And we settled in Brunete.
20:38Ah.
20:40A very well-chosen location.
20:42And were they happy there or not?
20:44Well, I don't know.
20:46Because even though you see me here so lucid and with a clear mind,
20:50There are times in my life that I can't remember.
20:54I know I was widowed and that my parents and my daughter died because I haven't seen them for years.
20:59at home.
21:00But I don't remember those things.
21:04In contrast, I remember the day my daughter was born as if it were yesterday.
21:11Rufo's mother.
21:15And the day he was born.
21:17When he was a newborn I said, this boy will be tall.
21:22And you were right, dear grandmother.
21:24That's all the heights you need to be a good man.
21:28And now let's be practical.
21:30Let's talk about the dowry.
21:32You'll see, I'll take care of this one too.
21:34How natural.
21:34A couple now needs a lot of money to start living.
21:39To give the entrance of a floor.
21:41To buy the furniture.
21:43What are the three of you going to give your daughter as a dowry?
21:47Well, we hadn't talked about that.
21:49Isn't that right, Don Feliciano?
21:50No...
21:52I don't know how much you could get from the church collection plate.
21:55Well, it depends on the day.
21:57If it's a Sunday, up to forty pesetas.
22:00Ha ha!
22:01What a joker the substitute dad is!
22:04I have some savings that I've been putting aside for a long time for this occasion.
22:09Are you sure Rufo knows?
22:11No, Grandma.
22:12I have no idea.
22:13When I got married, my father gave me nine hundred pesetas.
22:17And the first thing my husband bought with that money was a mattress.
22:21Well, I was really hot back then.
22:26Ma'am, you are wonderful, as always.
22:29My father is very kind.
22:31I know that with that money now there's not even enough to get started.
22:36Therefore, I endow Rufo with the amount of...
22:4312,000 pesetas!
22:44What a waste! How outrageous!
22:47He's gone too far, he's gone too far.
22:48I know it's not much, but it's my life savings.
22:52So, yes, it is a fortune.
22:55Thank you, Grandma.
22:56I wasn't expecting this.
22:57I swear to you, Grandma, that those 12,000 pesetas will be the beginning of our happiness.
23:02And how are you going to provide for Clarita?
23:05Come on, even though it might sound like a joke, I can't even give him those 12,000 pesetas right now.
23:10But anyway, I'll ask for a loan from a bank and I'll be able to give him back the same amount.
23:17Very good, very good.
23:18That way neither you nor I will be seen as powerful.
23:22And now I'm leaving?
23:24Because I have a poker game with a friend and if I miss it, I'll annoy her.
23:29Because, of course, she can't play alone and she gets bored.
23:33Okay, Grandma, Clara and I will go with you, okay?
23:36Ah, very good.
23:37That's how I'll make plans regarding those 24,000 pesetas you just received.
23:42If I were you, I'd use them on vacant lots.
23:46That always goes up, huh?
23:51Ma'am, congratulations.
23:53You have an adorable daughter.
23:56Thank you so much.
23:57What I don't understand is how she puts up with two husbands when it's so difficult to endure just one.
24:03I'm used to it.
24:05Father.
24:06Thank you.
24:07That's a really nice watch, isn't it?
24:09Beautiful.
24:10He was very pleased when he bought it.
24:11I'm glad you liked it.
24:14Repadre.
24:15It has been a pleasure meeting you.
24:18Grandma, for me, with all the undesirable people one has to meet in life,
24:23Meeting you has been like regaining faith in humanity.
24:28That happens to me a lot, does it happen to you too?
24:31Goodbye everyone, okay?
24:36Come on, kids.
24:37I'm coming, Grandma.
24:44I love her.
24:48When I was born, my mother, who was her daughter, died, and she raised me.
24:54Someone very important, who must be somewhere, has caused his mind to malfunction.
25:00and that he only remembers the pleasant moments of his life,
25:05which have been fewer than the bitter ones.
25:09But since it's impossible for me to explain what my grandmother is like,
25:13Well, I preferred that you meet her before we got married.
25:17And I thought today was the right day.
25:20I can only say that I regret not having met her sooner.
25:23Thank you.
25:26See you later.
25:28Well, I'm leaving too because I have a funeral in a little while.
25:33Long live joy!
25:34Long live joy!
25:34We have to do everything.
25:36And I'm leaving soon because it won't be now, since I've run out of time.
25:41Well, Rufo will give it back, so no...
25:43Until then I'll make do with the one in the church tower.
25:47Of course, I can't put that one in my pocket.
25:51Of course, because when the clock strikes twelve, we're going to...
25:57And so on up to twelve.
25:58Very funny, very funny.
26:00Goodbye, children, I see.
26:01See you Sunday, Father.
26:03Bye bye.
26:04Well, here's the cake.
26:09Everyone's gone, there's nobody here.
26:12Well, it's just the three of us and we're going to have this little bottle of cava to the health of our grandson.
26:18Oh my god, we're going to get drunk.
26:20Well, even better, then we can go to bed with our little bottle of hot water and be at peace.
26:25Okay, but be careful, because my room is next to yours and you can hear everything.
26:28Ah, but everything?
26:29Everything: the sighs, the moans, the efforts, and their panting.
26:35Okay, well, you take a manetophone, record what you hear, make a low play and sell it.
26:43There will be many who can learn something from this pair of grandparents.
26:49Well, this man is either a real show-off or a real bargain.
26:59Thank you!
27:00Thank you!
27:09Thank you!
27:39Thank you!
27:54Thank you!