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05:31Daughter, you talk like Angela Channing.
05:34So, are you in love with him?
05:36What is it to be in love?
05:38Rufo is a good man.
05:40I will be very happy by his side and I will try to make him happy.
05:45I don't know.
05:48But I don't think what you feel for him is enough to get married.
05:52Oh! I wish I could have found a husband like that!
05:54Even if he wasn't blinded by me, he would have come driven by crazy sex.
06:00Consuelo, look at this.
06:03It's a bit too big for him, isn't it? That looks like Fernando Romay's tuxedo.
06:08But how am I supposed to go to the wedding like this?
06:10They're going to think it's the suit I wore for my first communion.
06:13But you've put it on well.
06:15Well, of course. You don't think I've put my pants on my arms and my jackets on my legs, do you?
06:19Dad, don't worry. Put on your dark suit and relax.
06:22No, man, no. I've paid to rent a tuxedo and I want to be a best man in a tuxedo.
06:27Because if I go like that, the children, instead of saying that to me...
06:30Give it to me, godfather! Don't spend it on wine!
06:33Are you going to ask me why I didn't spend it on a tuxedo?
06:36Don't worry. We'll both look really funny. I'll wear a towel on my head.
06:44Oh! How frightening! What do you want?
06:47Excuse me.
06:48The mechanic?
06:49She's getting married.
06:52I got a flat tire and I don't have a spare.
06:56Could you put a patch on me?
06:59We just can't today. You can see how I am.
07:03Very funny.
07:04Yes sir.
07:05Yes, he married me to see.
07:06But this is an emergency.
07:09Well, we'll see what can be done.
07:12Consuelo, I phoned to see what's happening with the tuxedo.
07:15And I'm going to take care of this cheerful guy.
07:16I apologize for bothering you, but it's a very special situation.
07:21Ah, come on. Let's see if I can get this dwarf tuxedo he brought me dirty.
07:26Okay, I'm going to get dressed. Let's see if that veil arrives on time.
07:29Help me with my anguish.
07:30Yes darling.
07:31Come on, to think that nobody could marry a guy as ugly as Rufo.
07:34Without being crazy about him.
07:36Why not keep it as a spare?
07:37He's not in the car.
07:39Another driver must have had a flat tire and then failed to fix it.
07:42I don't know what to tell her.
07:44Even though I look like this, I don't work in a circus.
07:47I am the chief engineer of this workshop.
07:49But I don't deal with this trifle.
07:51So what do we do?
07:52I have the car out there with the jack on and missing a wheel.
07:55And behind me I have about twelve more cars.
07:58Oh, are you going on a hike?
08:00No, sir.
08:01Oh, no?
08:01I drive a hearse and go to the cemetery with a client inside.
08:06In other words, they're carrying the dead weight.
08:08Yes sir.
08:09And behind me, all the mourners are waiting.
08:12I phoned from the corner cafe and there's no other car in the garage.
08:16They told me to come here.
08:18You have a very big problem.
08:20A problem and a corpse that must be buried this very afternoon.
08:25Well, all I can do is let you fix the puncture yourself.
08:29There are the tools, and in that drawer there's a box of patches.
08:33I can't help you because my daughter is getting married in a little while and look at how I'm dressed.
08:38Huh?
08:39You're definitely going to cause a sensation.
08:41Clear.
08:42They're going to ask me how I've grown so much all of a sudden.
08:45I'm going to try to manage on my own.
08:48That guy is so cheerful.
08:51Let's not waste time, it's already late.
08:53Hi, Dad.
08:54Hello, children.
08:55Oh, Virginia.
08:56I'm sorry about your father.
08:58Yes, they've put him in jail.
09:00Yes, I read that in Andalusia a judge set up Operation Spider Crab.
09:03And among those arrested was the one from the speedboats.
09:07It had to happen sooner or later.
09:10And what happened to you?
09:13Have you ever gotten in the shower wearing a tuxedo and gotten caught?
09:17Well, look, no one had ever told me that joke before.
09:20They've given me the wrong tuxedo.
09:23So what are you going to do?
09:24Are you going to go like that?
09:25No, daughter, how am I going to go like that?
09:27They would throw stones at me.
09:28Your mother is calling the rental house.
09:31But what I'm saying is, how could details have been confused like this?
09:36Well, I'm sure there's some idiot somewhere else wearing a huge tuxedo.
09:40And where is that idiot?
09:42Four meters away from you, boss.
09:46You look divine, beautiful.
09:49You look like a scarecrow.
09:50Yes, well I'm not telling you what you look like because you're going to be my father-in-law.
09:53But you're disgusting, aren't you?
09:54That's clear.
09:55You've been confused by the tuxedos.
09:57Yes, that's why I came.
09:59As soon as I tried it on, I knew.
10:01And you won't believe this, but he pulls on my crotch.
10:04How good, let's change it, save, let's go.
10:06By the way, what a commotion a hearse has caused out there!
10:09You're going to tell me about it.
10:11Ah, this is the driver of the joy car.
10:14He got a flat tire and since he doesn't have a spare, he's come here to have you fix it.
10:18You're the patch technician.
10:20Yes, but I have to get married in a little while.
10:22Please fix this for me.
10:24I have a widow, six nephews, and 40 friends of the deceased waiting out there.
10:28that they're going to end up killing me.
10:30Yes, come on, I'll help.
10:32Okay, come on, let's go.
10:33Here's the jacket, boss.
10:35Oh, and let's not make it clear that it's bad luck for the bride and groom to see each other before the wedding.
10:39If he sees you like this, he certainly won't marry you.
10:42Hey?
10:46Hey?
10:46Oh, oh, oh, what a fright, mother, what a big fright.
10:49And that it was the same death that came with the corpse in the arm.
10:52She is the widow and one of the nephews of the deceased.
10:56Nice to meet you, gentlemen.
10:57Excuse me, but I've had a very nervous day.
11:00They fix the wheel right away.
11:02My deceased loved one's last wish was to be cremated.
11:06And the crematorium oven is turned off at five o'clock.
11:10Yes, don't rush.
11:12If they don't manage to incinerate it completely in time, at least they can turn it over and over.
11:16But please, gentlemen, come in and sit down.
11:19Oh, yes.
11:20Yeah.
11:21Because waiting all the time, in the hearse, staring all the time at the mahogany coffin with corner protectors
11:29made of silver and imitation ivory, it is a horrible suffering.
11:37Well, a death in a family is always painful.
11:40And if you add a wait like that to that, of course.
11:43Okay, so what did he die of?
11:45Don't tell her, Auntie, you know everyone laughs after that.
11:48Man, how can we laugh at something like that?
11:52If you promise not to laugh, I'll tell you.
11:55I promise.
11:57Well, you see.
11:59By the way, what is that thing she's wearing?
12:03Long Bermuda shorts or light shorts with a filter?
12:08No, it's a misunderstanding.
12:10What happened to your deceased loved one?
12:12My curiosity has been piqued.
12:14No, it was a silly thing to do.
12:15I like good food, you know.
12:19And I am a lover of natural food without mystification.
12:23I found my husband a little overweight and put him on a quince diet.
12:30From quince?
12:31That's strange, I'm not familiar with that regime.
12:33Ah, well, I recommend it.
12:35You lose 11 kilos in a week.
12:38It consists of eating only white rice, natural coconut and quince.
12:43It's a Thai recipe.
12:46A week with just white rice, natural coconut, and quince?
12:50Yes, yes, and I already know what you're going to say.
12:53That all of that is very astringent.
12:56Yes, yes, yes.
12:57Yes it is.
12:59That's why my late husband went a week without...
13:04Come on, without being able to go to...
13:06Yes, ma'am, we understand.
13:08Poor man.
13:09And did he die from a traffic jam?
13:12But hey, that's no laughing matter.
13:14No, no, yes, he didn't die from that.
13:16Oh, no?
13:17Well, it's enough to make you burst, huh?
13:20No, and it burst.
13:23To make up for it, I made him some homemade jam from Greengage plums.
13:28And I had him for three days on plums.
13:31Yesterday morning, he had been appointed undersecretary.
13:35You know, he had to go and swear his oath of office before the minister and high authorities of the nation.
13:42But when it came to uttering the traditional phrase, he hesitated between saying, "I swear" or "I promise."
13:51This apparently caused him to experience a general loosening of his sphincters.
13:56And right there...
13:58Wow! Wow!
14:02The doctor said he had died of sudden decomposition.
14:10But I think it was out of embarrassment that she went through.
14:14And the nation's highest authorities, present at the inauguration,
14:20The firefighters had to rescue them using gas masks.
14:25A disinfection team had to enter the hall.
14:29Yes, it's detachable!
14:31Yes, but in the efforts...
14:35The worst is yet to come!
14:38Don't you see, Auntie, they're already laughing!
14:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:42It's because I'm remembering a joke someone told me.
14:44Well, I went too far, didn't I, Carlos?
14:45Yes, Dad, you're very funny.
14:48Yes, yes, yes.
14:49The two, the two, the two, the two.
14:52He even talks to me!
14:56I've told you.
14:58Because I have to get used to it.
15:00And what's more, they're even going to publish it in the official state gazette.
15:15Hey man, it's been so long!
15:17What a joy, isn't it?
15:19What a joy to see me!
15:20No.
15:21What a joy it's been so long since I last saw you!
15:24What have you come for?
15:25She wanted to talk to her daughter.
15:26Who is it?
15:27My sister Clara's ex-boyfriend.
15:31But you probably don't know that in a few minutes, if we arrive on time, Clara and I are going
15:35to get married.
15:36I don't know, that's why I came.
15:39That?
15:40Of course, we should congratulate the newlyweds.
15:42No.
15:43I have come to convince Clara that she should not get married.
15:46Because?
15:47Because I am completely convinced that she is still in love with me.
15:51Well, it's a good thing you're a doctor, because that way you can put some stitches in the cut I'm going to make.
15:55the head.
15:56Hey, hey, come on, Father!
15:57Don't do anything stupid.
15:59But how are you going to open your head?
16:01At your age.
16:02I'll open it for you!
16:04Stay still, stay still!
16:04But how can I allow this idiot to say that my sister is going to marry Rufo even though she doesn't love him?
16:08Well, there's no need to get so worked up.
16:11This handsome guy is so vain that he thinks my girlfriend still loves him.
16:15But I'm sure she hasn't said anything to him.
16:17I haven't seen Clara since we broke up.
16:19And I'm also completely convinced that she's going to marry you just to spite me.
16:24But how can the girl marry someone who isn't there?
16:26If I save them, I'll give them to them.
16:28There wasn't that because the empanadas don't have a filling.
16:30And when he had filled it, he turned the wig inside out and nailed it on.
16:33And as he already said, "Come on!"
16:35Okay, that's enough.
16:36You came here, you said your nonsense, now get out.
16:41What's happening?
16:42Are you afraid that Clara will come out and see me?
16:45What do you think you are?
16:46Will she throw herself on the ground as soon as she sees you, begging you to please carry her?
16:52Moron!
16:52All I want is for Clara to be the one to kick me out of here.
16:56Well, your wedding is a bit complicated, isn't it?
16:59You be quiet, ma'am.
17:00I got so angry that I lifted the lid on their deceased relative's coffin and drowned them all.
17:05So, what's wrong with you?
17:07So the owner's daughter dumped you and you're coming back with your tail between your legs, huh?
17:12That matter has nothing to do with this.
17:14Okay, kid, go away.
17:16And we're going to forget that you were here today.
17:19I think you're not doing the right thing.
17:21You're right, Virginia.
17:23That way we shouldn't let her leave whole.
17:24Bring the carburetor I'm going to give you.
17:26I think we should have called Clara and let her say what she had to say.
17:30What can I say?
17:32If we don't do it this way, Rufo will have the doubt throughout his married life that this man might have
17:37reason.
17:37Clear.
17:38I'm sure of Clara, but I don't think it's wrong for her to go out and tell this guy where to go.
17:43as appropriate.
17:46Would you like to call Virginia, please?
17:48She's in our room putting on her wedding dress.
17:51Yeah.
17:53Excuse me, but while the bride is out, we could continue with the patch.
17:58Driver, put down the patch and the drum, because I'm not leaving here without knowing what that says.
18:02young.
18:03Auntie, we won't be able to cremate him.
18:05Well, we'll burn him with lighters if necessary, but nobody's moving me from here.
18:10Okay, okay.
18:12It's here.
18:13I told her to come, but without telling her why.
18:17What's happening?
18:18Has the veil not arrived yet?
18:22What are you doing here?
18:29He came to wish you luck, but he was already leaving.
18:32Right, young man, you were just leaving?
18:33Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
18:36How are you, Clara?
18:38You see, in white.
18:40Very pretty.
18:42He has come to start our wedding.
18:47But who's gone mad here?
18:49Nobody.
18:51Yes, everything is perfectly natural.
18:53I heard you were going to marry this mechanic and I've come to do you all a favor.
18:58two.
18:59Yes, he's going to do you a favor, he's going to shoot himself, yes.
19:01Well, you don't know how grateful I am, because since you left me I haven't stopped thinking about you.
19:08Listen, night and day I was hoping you would come to congratulate me.
19:13I am completely convinced that deep down, the one you really love is me.
19:18And if you marry this mechanic, you'll be unhappy once in your life.
19:23So I hope you reconsider and call off the wedding.
19:26Daughter, say something to this fool, but don't swear, the widow is here.
19:30Don't worry about me, young man. Good luck with that mouth.
19:33Enrique, if you were a lover you would have come crying and saddened, ready to prevent this wedding.
19:42If you were crazy, you would have come with a shotgun, ready to kill me, Rufo, and then you.
19:51same.
19:52If you were a cynic, you would have come smiling and relaxed.
20:01And if you were a passionate lover, you would have kidnapped me at night with premeditation and malice aforethought.
20:11But no, you came calm, confident in yourself and convinced that your charms are such
20:21that during all this time I haven't stopped thinking about you and crying because of your absence.
20:29So I gather that you are neither a lover, nor a madman, nor a cynic, nor a passionate person.
20:38No, you're just an idiot.
20:41She's a dead ringer for her father.
20:42And I'm marrying Rufo, who, yes, is a mechanic and a very good one, because I love him, because he loves me.
20:50And because I've discovered that he's something you don't even know how to eat.
20:56He is a man, nothing more, nothing less.
20:59I am in love with him and I am going to give myself to him, excited, relaxed and happy.
21:07So go fuck yourself, man.
21:11Mom, when they bring the veil, come help me put it on.
21:14I'm really looking forward to marrying this mechanic.
21:30Long live the mother who gave birth to her!
21:32And the father, who also contributed to the birth.
21:36Oh, this is prettier than Falcon, don't you think?
21:42Out, out, out!
21:43Ah, congratulations, you've got yourself a real woman with some nerve.
21:47But if we arrive, why is it so late?
21:49The bride's veil.
21:51Virginia, take the veil to Clara.
21:53I'm going to look for some taxis to go to church.
21:56There's no need, young man.
21:57Where is the wedding?
21:58In the church of Pilar.
21:59It's on our way back from the cemetery.
22:02If you'd like to come with me to fry my husband, we'll take you.
22:06Okay, driver?
22:07OK.
22:08But let's just get this damn wheel fixed.
22:10Well, the first thing to do is take the skin off the wheel.
22:13Come on, everyone together.
22:15Come on, come on, come on.
22:16Come on, come on, come on.
22:17Go on, go on, go on there.
22:18Go ahead, there, go ahead.
22:19But if I don't know, why are you getting me involved?
22:29But hey, are you sure you dialed the number correctly?
22:33Yes, father.
22:33Three times and they don't answer.
22:35They'll be on their way.
22:35But they're an hour late.
22:38You, madam, know something about these madmen.
22:41You'll know better, since you're the bride's father.
22:43Okay, okay, don't speak so loudly, let's not make a mess of things.
22:46Well, I don't know what to do.
22:48Do we postpone the wedding or continue waiting?
22:50What you need to do is hold the funeral first.
22:53What funeral?
22:54If I don't have a funeral, ma'am.
22:56And what's that coming over there?
23:00They must have made a mistake, church.
23:01What does that have to do with...?
23:03And that one who comes in the hearse is not her.
23:05She is not his daughter.
23:06Take care of him.
23:06And it's hard, ma'am, because I don't have any daughters.
23:10Oh, no.
23:10No.
23:12Well, you're right.
23:13Ah.
23:14That's my daughter.
23:15Clear.
23:15I mean, the girlfriend.
23:17You're going to get me out of here, ma'am.
23:19And now come on, everyone to church.
23:21We're a little late, but that's okay.
23:24Hello, Mr. Feliciano.
23:25But where do you come from?
23:28This is a flamenco party.
23:29Yes, I'll tell you in a moment.
23:32Thank you very much, ma'am.
23:33Do you see how we were getting to the times of incineration, you fool?
23:36I was worried that you wouldn't make it to the wedding.
23:39No no.
23:40A wedding can wait.
23:41But if not, you're with her husband and they'd spend all night watching over him again.
23:45Everything can be done with organization.
23:48And I say, if you want, we'll invite you to the wedding.
23:52And so today will be two pleasant moments for you.
23:55The wedding and getting rid of her cowardly husband.
23:58Oh, well look, yes.
24:00The thing is, I always cry at weddings, you know?
24:02Ah, well, come and cry for a little while longer.
24:05Go cry, you fool!
24:13Well, Father, are you going to marry us in the street or what?
24:15You are right.
24:16We're starting right now.
24:19This family is crazy.
24:21We arrived on time.
24:24Run, father, he's catching up to us.
24:25Let's see if the wedding is going to be delayed because of us.
24:28Music!
24:29Music, music!
24:30What a busy morning.
24:33Run, I see you getting married.
24:36Now I trip and swallow this bouquet of flowers.
24:48You Garcias are a strange bunch.
24:52Things are getting complicated for us.
24:53In one hour, look at what happened when he had lost the widow,
24:56that the other one hadn't done,
24:57Then they put the poor guy in a thermos.
24:58and they gave him a beating.
25:00And then, since he didn't have the...
25:02Leave me alone, man.
25:04And that's not...
25:04And that's what stayed...
25:05Because he didn't...
25:06Oh, come on!
25:08Well, no, what I mean is that he can marry them off now.
25:13Good.
25:15Well, let's begin the ceremony.
25:18In the name of the Father, and of the Son...
25:24Thank you.
25:54Thanks for watching the video.
26:20Thanks for watching the video.